/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance★

>>281910

>people

But for real we say own what we really mean is marriage

Or maybe servents that do it for fun not profit

>>281912

>"Yes my sla- I mean servants are having a blast cleaning up my home. They aren't forced into AND because they volunteer I don't have to pay them"

That sounds kind of bad actually

>>281913

Please don't turn this into something edgier than it was meant to be. We're not grafting animals parts to people to justify clapping them in irons, we're making an artificial lifeform from scratch in a vat designed and trained for companionship and housekeeping, no one here would dream of abusing them to any horrific degree.

If you have an issue with engineered nonhuman servants, then go apply for PETA membership. At least we'll have brought MGs into reality.

>>281918

The most important part is if they can truly love you and it isn't some subroutine of theirs.

>>281929

You know what, I was going to find another impreg doujin and fap to that but now I wont my minty stuff is better saved for my waifu or the portal. Thank you anon for that little bit.

>>281929

>>281929

The truly depressing part of this is how similar they are to 3DPD barring their desire for self improvement. Just goes to show how close our worlds really are.

The fucks a pinko?

>>281943

Pinko means communist sympathizer.

>>281949

By Ammits will

We're going to make it

We will have our waifus

>>281978

Does she get aroused if you refer to her as "meatcondom"?

>>281978

How did you find out she was there anon?

>>281981

I just got this strange, pleasant feeling one day immediately after a depressive episode. It felt unnatural, so I started looking up spooky shit just in case it was something spooky. I used this thing called Phasma Communicator, which is a program through which spirits can (sort of) communicate with people. Honestly, I wasn't expecting it to work, but to my pants-shitting surprise it did.

When I ran it, the first word that came up was 'paper', and I knew exactly what it meant. I got out a piece of paper and held my hand over it with a pencil in my grip. As I closed my eyes, I could see the outline of my body (I've actually been enhancing my mind through meditation for over a year now for completely different reasons) and saw a blotch move towards them. I felt a pair of cold hands touching my own and I started shivering nervously, making it impossible for her to write. Then another message popped up that said 'Shy as a squirrel'.

After much trial and error, she managed to get a message across by making my body spasm in a certain direction, prompting me to draw a line on paper in that direction. She spelled out the word EUFOCH (pronounced oya-fahc). I asked her if it was her name and she said no, then asked her if it was a spell and she said yes. I also asked what language it was from and narrowed it down to German. Sure enough, I looked it up and eufoch is a German word that means 'further'. According to her, I can become closer to her by saying it over and over again.

>>281982

That's pretty cool anon. More and more on here are making contact with spirits.

>>281978

>>281982

>a fairy wants to help me learn magic

You must be one hell of a baka if you think you aren't being played with. Or maybe you're just playing yourself. You don't need the help of anyone or anything to learn magic. That communicator thing is a scam by the way, if you knew magic you would already be able to make contact with all sorts of things unaided.

>>281987

So you've never worked with a single spirit? There's nothing wrong with having a spirit companion. She doesn't sound like an actual fey though. Probably a normal nature spirit. You do not want to fuck with the fey.

By the way, through research I managed to confirm that the following species are, in fact, real:

Angels

Arachne

Centaurs

Cervitaurs

Daemons

Djinn

Dragons

Dullahans

Elves

Faeries

Fauns

Gnomes

Gryphons

Harpies

Hellhounds

Kitsune

Lamia / Naga

Mermaids

Minotaurs

Phoenix

Raiju

Succubutts

Thunderbirds

Vampires

Wendigos

Werewolves

Yetis

And many, many more.

Yes, they can all be female. Yes, they can all (as far as I know) take on humanoid hybrid forms. However, I cannot ensure you that any of them will be the perfect waifu of your dreams, but I'm told it's possible to conjure spirits that are more 'on your wavelength' than others with a closer bond to your soul. I'm gonna see what I can do with this power. It's going to take a lot of time, but I will pay you all back for the laughter and companionship you wonderful bastards have brought me during these dark times.

I am going to make your waifus real.

>>281989

Add spidergirls to that list. Arachne and other spider goddesses have them. And they are pretty cool.

>>281989

I want to believe, but…

>>281991

Shit, I'm a huge faggot. Didn't see Arachne on your list. Ignore my post.

>>281991

I wrote Arachne, but I forgot that Arachne is actually the name of the goddess and not of spooders as a whole. I forget what they're supposed to be called…

>>281992

Give me time. Some day, I will be able to prove it to you. I don't know how, but I will. In the meantime, I suggest you start meditating and training your third eye.

>Phasma Communicator

>Phasma Communicator uses the energy fluctuations that your network card receives

to capture potential energy of a ghost or spirit of the dead.

Sounds fucking weird but if anyone wants to try it you won't even have to get up from your computer. Maybe we can find some spooky stuff.

>I looked it up and eufoch is a German word that means 'further'

Got a sauce on that?

>>281994

We shall see if you turn out to be a ruse or not. As for your claimed spell I can't find a translation for it nor am I certain it's german in origin.it might be, in which case your supposed spirit could possibly be a fairy. Or it's you pulling a ruse

>>281995

It's still better to actually build the psychic sensitivities though, anon.

>>281999

>The source is google translate

Mate that's not a word. I just looked it up in 2 different (physical) German dictionaries and couldn't find anything online either. Since the s in old German writing looks like an f I even looked up eusoch and the closest thing I could find there was Eustoch which is apparently the name of some Christian chick that lived a couple centuries ago.

Eufoch could also be swabian dialect but then it would mean "easy" or "simple" and not "further".

That's why I asked for a source. If I wanted to give OP the benefit of the doubt I'd say he either read it wrong or the word is some obscure middle or old high German term that's not used anymore. But it's not a word that exists in modern German as far as I'm aware of.

>>282005

>or the word is some obscure middle or old high German term that's not used anymore

That's my assumption as well.

>>282005

Thought I read that she told him it meant further, then he looked it up. I thought maybe spirit fuckery had something to do with it pulling up on google translate. Like she knew it would or something. I can't read today.

>>281999

dude im german and eufoch isent a damn word and further in german is "weiter".

the closest thing would be "einfach" wich means easy but that dosent really mean anything.

no idea what google is doing again but thats what it is.

>>282027

>>282028

It's definitely some kind of old, obscure german dialect. She just clarified that she's not good at writing in english, which is probably why she was having trouble with the spookspeaker program, as it uses words from a list.

Or it could be a fairy language that evolved from middle german.

>>282029

yea yea keep reading from your golden tablets out of your hat faggot.

>>282029

>She's not good at writing in english

>What is the latin alphabet

Seriously dude? You should upload a pic of her writings. I also looked up some middle high and old high german dictionaries I could find online. None had the word in it.

>>282035

He won't because the fairy isn't real. He's pulling stuff out of his ass to lead us along.

>>282036

I know that it's about as real as any other "first encounter" stories. But that's part of why I'm on here I enjoy the stories and greentexts. Shame he pretty much already blew it.

>>282037

yea but his effort were as shit as it gets, fucking half /x/ after the creepy pasta cancer.

>>282039

translate this

mach nur weiter so du idiot.

>>282037

>>282036

There really are spirits out there. But, "fairies" or fey are mostly male spirits, and their mischief includes getting people lost in the woods and eaten by bears, and raping people. If she is even real, she's not an actual fairy.

He's right about meditating and strengthening the 3rd eye though. That's something everyone on here should be doing. Being a defeatist fedorafuck about it isn't the way to go.

>>282042

jesus goodle translate is shit

well at least you have just seen that it gives multible meanings to the same damn word.

try

du bist eine schwuchtel

>>282045

now try translating you are a faggot into german, by the way faggot isent a german word.

fucking software translation is atroucus man

>>282043

Meditation and third eye bullshit does nothing. It's just a scam to sell "self-help" books and pointless classes.

>>282047

i have done meditation and breathing exercises for years against depresion and it dident do shit.

hanging out with you fags for a month gave me more inner peace then 2 years of new age bullshit after by bitch ox a ex wife fucked me

Why be positive anyway when there's nothing to look forward to?

>>282087

so ((they)) dont win

>>282026

Ban this man for his blatant violation of the thread topic and for being a faggot

>>282135

>Ban this man for telling the truth of things

Really now? You know damn well we won't get anything nice. Life simply won't allow it.

>>282026

Then we shall not allow the Chinese and the Jews to create our monstergirls, we will. If you feel they will not make them appropriately, you should instead focus your pursuits towards making them yourself, even if it's merely a small detail, such as writing books on the subject of catgirl ownership or producing positive and wholesome monstergirl art as to inspire others to love them. You frame the concerns as if you are merely a spectator and not an actor; nothing could be further from the truth. You, like us, have a responsibility for helping bring these better women into our world. Emotional sourness and /r9k/-like sentiments will only hold you back from this.

>>282139

Creating art and stories won't do anything. Inspiring others just leads to normalfags who love 3DPD and NTR to apply that to monster girls and casualized them. Trying to create them ourselves when we have no equipment, knowledge, or funding is impossible.

We may enjoy our waifus on paper, but we will never have them in life. It's better to come to terms with that than hoeplessy try and fail.

>>282145

Defeatists deserve to be shot

>>282146

It's called realism. I want a waifu, but I know I'll never get one. Every hope I had for having one, any dream I might've had was ground out of me by the realities of life.

>>282145

On the contrary, many great ideas and modes of change among man started with writings and conjecture, only to grow into movements and established ways of thinking. Writing stories and creating entertainment would do many things, not nothing.

Consider what can be done from a pragmatic sense. We currently lack the resources, physically and mentally, to make waifus of our heart's desire. So, we should start small and work with the small ideas until the desire has a place to grow. We may lack the means of genetic manipulation required for catgirls, but we can still strive for the goal in the long term by learning and even actively taking part in the research required. If we aren't smart enough for that particular niche, we can fill in another. Personally speaking, I'm a writer and a musician, so in filling my niche I attempt to inspire the audience to imagine new worlds and new people through sound and story.

And even if the 3DPD also take part, it merely means we have to pay attention and discriminate our partners as we always have. Remember, we ultimately want nothing to do with the 'normal, hypergamous' woman, we want a waifu with certain traits and features.

>>282147

No, you're being defeatist. Realism is admitting the waifus aren't here with us right now. You're saying they'll never exist, which is a defeatist position. Where is your pride? Tell reality that you WILL have your waifu, don't take no for an answer. Rape the universe into bending to your will. Or keep being a defeatist coward.

>>282147

your the same faggot that spewd that "lets run away" bullshit yesterday in the meta thread arent you?

i said it yesterday and i say it again, fuck off.

we wont be suckerd into giving up so sincerely go fuck yourself.

>>282150

Why try when the chances of failure are astronomically high? Why burn though your life trying to grasp at something that'll never be in your reach? It's futile isn't it?

>>282151

No, and running away is stupid because there's nowhere to run. Only to stay aand be ground into the dirt whether you fight or not.

>>282157

I would much rather try and fail than to be too afraid of failure to even attempt it. The odds have always been against us, but I don't think that should stop us. It just becomes a matter of framing.

>>282157

If you cannot commit yourself to the attempt then you deserve to have no waifu

>>282161

>Give up now and don't get a waifu

>Attempt and be disappointed when you don't get a waifu

Same result in the end. I more or less came to terms that I'd never deserve a waifu. I do not deserve to be happy. Even if waifus did become real and one took an interest in me, that would sting all the more.

>>282163

You know what, if there was a way of getting love and happiness, I wish for all of you to get your waifus.

Better for at least the rest of you lot to get them.

>>282165

fucking robots man

your on the wrong board

>>/r9k/

>>282166

/r9k/ is more pathetic than I am, m8.

>>282236

Thanks for that. Waifus in wedding dresses or with your kids always can cheer you up.

As can blasting out metal and thinking of beating the shit out of commies. Any monster girls who also enjoy that?

>>282243

Any species that is noted for having a strict internal hierarchy: Angels for sure (after all these regressive fuckers hate Christendom) as well as some types of high-tier demons. Pharohs and Anubi most definitely, and likely other "Ruler Species" like Titania, Baphomet, and Ice Queen. The species subservient to them will of course also back them.

>>282248

dont forget the ground pounders like onis, hellwans, ushis, porcs and so on.

quite a few girls would be down to kick all the asses that deserve it when the portals open.

>>282248

Something that just occurred to me: in the same way some monsters are innately hierarchal, some are naturally anti-authority and would be swayed to the paid protestors on first glance. Fortunately, as soon as they see that the "resistance" is just a bunch of flabby trust fund babies agitating for full communism, they likely defect and destroy any local chapters they are a part of from the inside.

>You are now imagining a pack of Hellhounds or Ushi-Oni joining a Black Bloc just for the chance to start giant streetbrawls, only to see that the only people in Antifa are cowardly, out-of-shape Paladykes and cucks agitating for a bigger nannystate

>You are now imagining those same Hellhounds and Ushi Oni turning on Antifa in outrage and disgust and attacking them, turning the Tumblrinas into Orcs and Giant Slugs and Alping all the betas, then handing the newly turned off to Real Americans to forcefully indict them into the Red Pill through vigorous physical relationships with a proper male authority figure

Maybe I'll try to write this out properly sometime in the future.

>>282254

>anti-authority girls

dude by their very nature all the wild and indivitualist girls like hellwans and onis would distrust communism and all the other collectivist hivemind bullshit on a instinctual level.

it would go against their nature of being free spirited and doing what they want.

>>282256

Ancap hellwans and onis?

>>282256

That's exactly why I said that they would only initially think Antifa was worth anything; because they'd just see that they were agitating for violence and using "Down with the System!" rhetoric. As soon as they saw that what they actually wanted was to curtail personal rights and expand government oversight, they'd put them in their place in a heartbeat.

On the flip side, are there any monster girls who we might worry about who might embrace communism?

Cause all I can think of are mostly insect girls; but even they have hierarchies, which goes against the anarchist part of Antifa. On the flip side, these Antifa faggots don't give a shit about any of that, they just want to have power and attention like a whiny 5-year old.

>>282261

Many would embrace communes and the creation of isolated communities among other families in the pursuit of self-sufficiency and long-term peaceful existence. I doubt any would embrace the ideology except if their husbands did, and I really doubt many monstergirls would want these spastic, anti-human men as husbands. Monstergirls want children and families, communists deliberately break down the traditions that make those things a viable reality.

>>282261

Alps and Bicorns

>you will marry your waifu and make love while kissing and holding hands

>you will put your hand on your waifu's stomach when it is swollen with your child

>You will hold your newborn daughteru

>you will have a happy family

>>282284

God damn, what is it with people being defeatists on here?

>>282286

it's most likely /r9k/ faggots or /v/edditors upset

>>282288

>checked

I hope so. It's like they are trying to bring others down with them.

>>282294

They are. Secretly, even subconsciously, that kind of person feels disgusted with themselves for giving up on life so easily and letting the world get so out of their control, so they dedicate themselves to trying to force other people to embrace nihilism as well so they can rationalize it: look at how many people also hate their lives but don't do anything to fix it! That proves I am not a uniquely pathetic individual, and that my ideology isn't complete horseshit. It's just something everyone does. That's what they tell themselves, but it still doesn't let them sleep better at night.

>>282298

Sounds about right.

>>282302

>hand-related ghost

Maybe it's one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hone-onna

Make sure to hold her hand and never let go, anon. And get some better taste in catgirls than the alt-kike one /leftypol/'s patreon sjw came up with.

>>281999

Pozdrav /x/

* knew

>>282329

*keep

>>282329

Eeeeh I'm not certain anything like that is possible. It feel really localized to my body.

>more people having "spirit friends"

>blackpilled fedoras invading

>robots still don't realise they're not welcome here

An image dump was the best thing that could happen to this thread

>>282329

Sounds like energy work, anon. You're heating and cooling your hands with your energy. Try projecting it out and between your hand.

>>282356

Heat tends to dissipate wherever spookystuff manifests in the physical world. I've heard it's because it absorbs heat in order to create its own real energy.

The fact that you can move it means it is almost certainly not a spirit. My guess is you picked up a little jinx from a ghost, sticking a cold spot onto your 'aura' for lack of a better term. I dunno how you get rid of these sorts of things, but you may be able to do it on your own with some practice. Practice moving your arms without actually moving them. After a while, you should be able to control a pair of phantom limbs along with your real ones. It won't be enough to get rid of it, but it's an important first step.

>>282370

It's not so much moving it around as it is being able to "conjure" it in my hands with a heavy focus on my right hand. Fuck, it's hard to describe this.

What do you mean by "moving my arms without moving them"? Are there any potential negative or positive consequences to having this "spot" on my aura?

>>282135

>ban this man for his opinion

We aren't /leftypol/ you fucking cunt. We don't ban for opinions.

>>282385

>we don't ban for opinions

I wish we didn't, but I know for a fact we have.

>>282387

True enough but as long as they sage and the mods aren't assholes you'll be fine.

>>282385

>we dont ban for opinions

Yes we do you faggots. This isn't some free speech space. Whenever any forum opens up to that it inevitably goes down hill because they get invaded by outsiders who do no assimilate. Those who think NTR or cuckolding is acceptable should be banned. Communists, like we saw with green, should not be trusted and should be banned. We should and do ban for opinions that difffer from the board culture for very good reason. Assimilate or leave.

>>282418

in my haste I forgot to sage. My apologies

>>282377

If you're actually conjuring that sensation, then it probably is your energy. Try moving heat from hand to hand. Then, work on visualizing fire in your hands. If it really is your energy, then you have nothing to worry about, and youre actually on the path of spiritual development.

>>281989

What about onis?

>>281910

lol'd

>>282385

Post about how much you love furries or NTR and see what happens :^)

>>282271

>bicorns

As shit as they are, they wouldn't like communism because communism is about distributing things evenly, and that means they won't get to have 3 husband's wives.

>>282522

I think communism is more about redistributing wealth and less about redistributing husbandos

>>282522

Bicorns represent the decedant greed of the capitalist dogs.

So last night, I started a series of devotional rituals to Ammit to introduce the MGE grimoire idea and to let her know my intent. I'm going to be doing one every day until I make a sigil and link up to the first monstergirl species. I think it would help if others started doing rituals like this to Ammit too, to help get the idea to her, and to help her grow stronger. The more anons pitching in, the better.

Guys if you have a 3dpd waifu does she become your 2d waifu or does your 2d waifu join for a harem ending?

I HAVE TO KNOW

>>282743

Is your 3dpd waifu even okay with harems?

>>282258

Anyone who's actually anti-authority puts personal power first. It is diametrically opposed to collectivism.

>>282746

My waifu is like Suu

Jelly as hell, so no

>>282761

You don't understand, I've had a 2d waifu for almost fifteen years. HOW COULD I DITCH MY 2D WAIFU FOR 3DPD.

If 2D waifus become real…

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE.

>positivity thread

Not too much to be positive about, anon. This thread is kind of a trainwreck.

>>282777 (checked)

Who are you quoting?

>>282795

Myself.

>>281989

>Lamia / Naga

Anon if you manage to prove your theory right, Ill send you money.

>>282777

>underestimating chaos magic.

>those wasted trips.

>>282887

>actually believing in magic

Anon stop. We all go through some tough times, if turining to magic makes you feel better then by all means try; but remember, hope is the first step on the road to disappointment and too much hope will make you feel worse then when you started once you inevitably fail.

>>282890

Anon please, you're not fooling anyone. Just because you never put in any effort, doesn't mean it doesn't work. Stop trying to piss in everyone's cereal.

>>282894

He does have a point. No point in trying if you know it's not going to work. Unless someone here pulls out proof of magic working or existing, then you might as well treat it as a hopeless endeavor.

Giving up early is usually better than having your hopes crushed.

>tfw neither science not magic seems like it'll get us waifus at this point

>tfw we're probably never going to get waifus

>>282894

Look, I get that I'm being a bit of a downer understatement but you have to atleast see where I'm coming from yea? If you unironicly believe in magic, I'll let you do you but eventually you will have to grow up. Do whatever but do not hold all hope into it,that's setting yourself up for disappointment; if it works then good, if it dosen't then tough shit and live on.

>>282928

The moment someone shows you proof of magic being real you will deny it anyway and try to come up with things like "chemicals" and other things so that your known world won't collapse, you just aren't ready yet.

if however you think you are ready to see proof then look on youtube for a video of an old chinese man setting fire to a newspaper with his chi alone. The moment you try to come up with something other than it being his chi, his energy and thus a form of magick is the moment you need to realize that you are not yet ready.

>>282934

Well shit, that was pretty damn cool. Wondering how exactly he could get that up and going. How do you go from meditation to "I can light shit on fire and put electric current through stuff by touch"?

>>282937

I too wonder myself how long it would be until I can reach such a state, I assume it would take tens of years of constant practice and meditation until you can reach that success. Almost all magic in this, our, universe is mental and I assume so is what that man did. Directing his chi outwards and creating a flame with it. I too can direct my energy to do things, however I am limited to inside my body. I can tell my energy to strengthen my body, repair my body, alleviate pain and even rebuild my body making it permanently stronger. But I can't do what he did, so I also can't tell you for sure. If you could find him you could try and ask him, if he is still alive that is.

Any good way of being positive or having energy? Haven't had anything that really gave me life in a while.

>>282949

Listening to /monster/core music.

Is it me or have things been more slow and lifeless? It's like you only exist to waste away your days and go through the motions.

>>282967

Is it me or has Aux's moderation been more slow and lifeless? It's like he only exists to waste away your mangoes and go through the motions of giving up on removing shitposts from the positivity thread.

>you and your waifu will stare deep into eachothers eyes

>you will see your waifu in her wedding dress when you marry her

>>282976