53af4f No.275390
It seems to have disappeared since the board resurrection, so let's fix that. Rule 1: Alps are chicks, thus not gay. Any other interpretation means allowing that such a thing as a "man in a woman's body" can exist, which is directly supporting the transgenderist lie. (You can bully them of course, but only call her a faggot if you're prepared to immediately make her your faggot. The ultimate bulli must be reserved for one's own waifu.)
53af4f No.275394
53af4f No.275399
>>275390
Once a man, always a man.
Alps deserve nothing but continuous denial of sex.
53af4f No.275404
there's a small part of me that tolerates alps and their real life faggot counterparts only because they exist to be bullied for tampering with the natural order
53af4f No.275405
>>275390
I agree OP.
Magic and mamono mana gave them a functioning womb after destroying their y chromosomes.
53af4f No.275408
>>275404
>alps and their real life faggot counterparts
Alps will have no real-life counterparts until we are able to perform head-to-toe surgery at the cellular level and make actual functioning women.
53af4f No.275410
And if you're dead set on not being proactively dated by an alp, Wikipedia helpfully provides you with the following defenses:
Protections against an alp include laying a broomstick under a pillow, iron horseshoes hung from the bedpost, placing shoes against the bed with the toes pointing toward the door, or placing a mirror on the chest. Steel and crosses are also used. If awoken by the alp and finding him still there, one can address him by asking him to return in the morning to borrow something or have coffee. The alp will dash away at once, arriving in the morning either in his "true" form, or else in the form of a human with eyebrows that meet to receive his gifts. The creature can be convinced to leave the victim alone at this time, but the alp will beg pitifully and at length not to be turned away. Plugging up any holes, specifically keyholes, before a visitation will keep the alp out. Plugging them during a visitation will invariably seal it inside the room, as they can leave only through their original entrance. A light kept constantly on during the night will also effectively ward off an alp. A sentry may also be employed to wait and watch for the alp to attack the helpless sleeper, the alp may be driven away if caught by someone not under the alp's influence. Similar to the German Neuntoter, alps are weakened or immobilized by shoving a lemon in its mouth should it be caught resting during the day.
53af4f No.275417
>>275410
>proactively dated
>by a fucking alp
Next you're gonna tell me nerds are going to get revenge at their school's jocks, right?
53af4f No.275418
>>275408
alps are not women, they are faggots
53af4f No.275422
>>275417
If we look at the mythological alp's MO, they sneak in while you're sleeping and take you then.
53af4f No.275429
>go to raunchy alp club
>the pussboi behind the desk asks me to fill out a form
>write down some embarrassing personal information on it and give it back to her(?)
>"Okay then, uhh… Larry! We'll set you up with a booth and have your escort arrive in just a few minutes."
>stuff myself into a cramped booth filled with soggy velvet cushions and the perpetual stench of semen
>wait patiently for a whole thirty minutes as the moisture of the cushions slowly seep into my jeans
>consider stepping outside to ask when the hell they're gonna be here
>suddenly, the door bursts open
>It's John fucking Goodman
>scream in terror as he pins me down onto the cushions and starts screaming at me
>"YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!"
>he pulls out a crowbar and proceeds to beat the shit out of me
>wake up the next morning in a bathtub full of german ferrets
>realize my chonson is missing
>mfw I have become an alp
53af4f No.275436
>>275422
>he doesn't have laser tripwires all over his house when monstergirls exist
When you wake up from the alarms you have to use the most effective weapon against alps.
The lemon.
53af4f No.275447
53af4f No.275449
Alps used to have a dick, therefore it's still sort of gay.
53af4f No.275457
>>275447
Alp is what happens when a gay or otherwise effeminate male gets hit by mamono mana. They get transformed into a full on monster girl. The type of monster girl depends on what sort of mana they're infused with but the default form is a succubus.
53af4f No.275469
>>275449
There is no "sort of" gay. Either it is or it isn't. We'll have none of that gray area "spectrum" or Kinsey bullshit here.
53af4f No.275471
>>275436
>dosen't have claymore mines set up around the house anyways
53af4f No.275538
>>275457
>spoonfeeding the newfags
>>275447
If you don't understand something, don't post and lurk
53af4f No.275618
>>275538
This is a dedicated alp thread, the perfect place to find this sort of information. It's not like I'm teaching them the secret handshake or anything.
53af4f No.275792
53af4f No.275796
>>275538
H-how are newfags supposed to not be newfags if they cant even learn about the MG's in threads dedicated to them?
53af4f No.275810
>Be a martial artist training in China
>Fall into the cursed "Spring of the drowned Succubus"
>Get alped
>Now a red head alp martial artist
53af4f No.275812
>>275796
You call them niggers and screech at them until they leave your board because they are so retarded that they don't know how to even lurk
53af4f No.275843
Traps and tomboys are alright.
Alps are alright.
Why is /monster/ so insecure about it, just filter it.
53af4f No.275846
>>275843
>Traps
They are not alright at all and that shit goes to /chaos/. Reverse traps are fine, Sheik from Zelda is a reverse trap.
>tomboys
I love them, especially the milfy ones. Imagine a cute tomboy mom.
>Alps
I'm okay with them.
53af4f No.275847
>>275843
It's because the insecure ones are alps in denial.
53af4f No.275849
>>275812
Interaction is a key part of learning you fucking cunt. I've seen forums die because users flew into autistic rages when someone new asked a valid question and kept it up until they left.
53af4f No.275851
>>275846
But you don't see dick until they're undressed. It's usually a flat looking girl.
53af4f No.275855
>>275851
I prefer superior reverse traps.
53af4f No.275861
>>275855
Sorta like Sheik?
It really depends on how it's done, that 2nd image is too masculine for me.
53af4f No.275863
>>275851
anon, i don't like being tricked, i don't like my dick being tricked, and i certainly don't like the both of them being tricked at the same time
53af4f No.275865
>>275796
Are you fuckers so god damned lazy you don't even bother to look up where the pictures of these monstergirls come from? God damn lurking is a lost art.
53af4f No.275867
>>275863
> i don't like being tricked, i don't like my dick being tricked, and i certainly don't like the both of them being tricked at the same time
But what does it matter as long as your dick is up?
Your dick desires something; what man doesn't follow where his dick leads him?
That's enough for me.
53af4f No.275868
>>275867
Return thyself to /b/ with all possible haste. This is not the place for you.
53af4f No.275869
>>275861
I love me a good reverse trap. I want to play with the feet of a reverse trap.
53af4f No.275878
>>275849
Do you even understand the premise of telling people to lurk moar? Or are you just another newfag who also wants to have the board babysit them. If someone is so retarded they can't google "monstergirl alp" I wouldn't want them posting here. Running out of people isn't an issue here, as the board has sustained itself pretty well without telling newfags incredibly basic knowledge on monstergirls. So do the board a favour, and don't allow this faggotry.
53af4f No.275883
>>275867
following my dick's desires led me into zoophilia and similar heresy, i'd say it does matter. standards and self-control > self-serving dickism
53af4f No.275885
>>275883
my dick has taken me places I wouldn't go even with a gun
53af4f No.275914
>>275883
Don't tell me it led you to 3dpd; not even mine will go there.
53af4f No.275982
>>275855
I want to see Draco try to off Darling and falling in love with him by mistake and hating herself for it.
53af4f No.275985
>>275914
sometimes. im merely a man.
53af4f No.276005
>>275982
Next season, I can almost guarantee it.
Back OT…
I think the hardest thing with an alp is dealing with the fact that narrative (or sod's law) would dictate that it was one of your bros prior to DOTR. Now all of a sudden there's this waifish chick who sorta kinda looks like his sister, frantically insisting nothing's changed and you can still hang out and your gains are going really well and y-you smell nice…
…alp is for those with a confused boner fetish.
53af4f No.276006
>>276005
or a rule 63 fetish
53af4f No.276076
What would a monster girl do if her husbando alped? How do you think she'd feel in that situation?
53af4f No.276079
>>276076
"Why did I marry a faggot?"
53af4f No.276081
>>275410
>If awoken by the alp and finding him still there, one can address him by asking him to return in the morning to borrow something or have coffee.
"Get the fuck outta here, we'll talk tomorrow!"
"O-okay anon-kun…"
> The alp will dash away at once, arriving in the morning either in his "true" form, or else in the form of a human with eyebrows that meet to receive his gifts.
"D-do you like it? I'm just a guy too, eheh" *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
> the alp will beg pitifully and at length not to be turned away.
"N-no, wait! We can play games, please anon-
> Plugging up any holes, specifically keyholes, before a visitation will keep the alp out.Plugging them during a visitation will invariably seal it inside the room, as they can leave only through their original entrance.
*lewdness intensifies*
> A light kept constantly on during the night will also effectively ward off an alp. A sentry may also be employed to wait and watch for the alp to attack the helpless sleeper, the alp may be driven away if caught by someone not under the alp's influence.
"Kyaaa! It's too bright!"
"There it is, hit it with the broom!"
> alps are weakened or immobilized by shoving a lemon in its mouth should it be caught resting during the day.
"Feh! T-too bitter! Kyaaaa!"
Holy shit this bullying. I demand this to be included in Alp's profile.
53af4f No.276181
>>275390
I want to protect that smile
53af4f No.276408
>>276081
Don't forget playing keep-away with her Tarnkappe.
>The alp always wears a hat, giving it an almost comical appearance. The hat is known as a Tarnkappe (the literal translation being "camouflage cap" or "cap of concealment") which is simply a hat (or less commonly a veil) that gives the alp magic powers and the ability to turn invisible while worn (see also cloak of invisibility). The hat is visible no matter what shape the alp takes. An alp who has lost this hat will offer a great reward for its safe return.
53af4f No.276412
>>276408
>"N-no! I need that! G-give it back anon-kun!"
53af4f No.276440
>>276408
So what happens when you put on the hat? Do you get stealth too or is it an alp only thing?
What happens when you pour gas on the hat and light it up in front of the alp?
53af4f No.276471
>>276440
Considering the hat itself doesn't turn invisible, I not sure how appropriate the word "stealth" is to describe it.
53af4f No.276472
>>275855
It figures that a psychopathic dyke would have birthing hips.
53af4f No.276483
>>276472
That's why you give Draco a good solid dicking. Remember what all the h-doujins taught you.
53af4f No.276633
>>276408
> alps wear sports caps to hide their horns and ears, so they can pretend to be boys
I like it
53af4f No.276657
>>276081
much like a possum, an alp must be both feared and respected and sporadically shot at with crossbows
53af4f No.276658
>>276440
Also, the Alp_(folklore) wikipedia page doesn't say what happens if a person puts on the hat, so I wouldn't try it. Who knows what could happen?
>you put the hat on to tease her
>it turns you into a chick
>the bully becomes the bullied
53af4f No.276673
>>276658
Alps according to their folklore are almost like a cross between nightmares and merrows. How did KC ever decide on them being the designated sex change monster?
53af4f No.276688
>>276673
Mythologically, alps are almost exclusively male. I suppose turning that into a monster girl would inherently involve TG?
53af4f No.276698
>>276673
Because he already had monsters that filled its magic-trick niche and wanted to use a monster noted to be exclusively or near-exclusively male to shoehorn some Gender Bender fetish pandering onto.
Also KC is a psychic and was attempting to send a subtle warning about the abject, utter cucking of Europe in the near future using a cultural icon of most fucked-over country as a symbol, but the Swedes had no unique monsters/mythical figures worth a damn.
53af4f No.277897
>read some alp shortstory on KC's site
>2 male childhood friends and classmates walking home after school
>one suddenly gets hit by wish to bear his friends child and spontaneously alps
>'must be because of all the mamono mana in the classroom from the monstergirl classmates'
>other friend doesn't notice it, invites her home since parents are still at work
>alp makes a little plan to set up a nice mood before engaging in sex
>but throws that plan right over board because she gets overwhelmed from friends smell the second they enter his room
>simply strips down in an instant, jumps friend and pins him down
>'will you let me bear your kids?'
>friend first left speechless, but then mutters ?I wanna get you pregnant too
>heartpupils.exe
>'and then hot steamy alp rape happened. The end'
well, that escalated quickly
53af4f No.277909
>>277906
>sex between a guy and a girl is gay
if you say so
53af4f No.277914
53af4f No.277917
>>277914
That only applies to trannies that still have an Y chromosome even after mutilating themselves. Alps become actual women with functional wombs thanks to magic.
53af4f No.277921
>>277909
>"spontaneously alps"
>having monstergirl classmates
>not being taken already by said classmates
53af4f No.277926
>>277921
monstergirls can usually smell it beforehand if someone's bound to alp
53af4f No.277937
>>277921
>>277926
There was probably a betting pool going for how long it was going to take to actually happen.
53af4f No.277951
I said it once and I'll say it again.
I'd a /monster/ alp or an [spoiler]/a/lp[spoiler].
53af4f No.277959
oh hey, there's a new one up
>guy gets tied down and 'punished' by a tomboyish and slightly S alp after a week of no faping
now we're talking!
53af4f No.277960
>>277926
If that was the case then it wouldn't be spontaneous now would it?
>>277937
What self-respecting group of monstergirls would let not one but two human men get away?
53af4f No.277965
>>277960
One of them isn't going to be a human man for very long as soon as he gets hit with a good dose of mana, and the other is already as good as claimed.
53af4f No.277966
>>277951
>[spoiler]
You sound more like you'd become /a/'s cumdump dork
53af4f No.277972
>>277965
How can a man who's only 'claimed' by another man be claimed?
53af4f No.277974
>>277972
Because a "man" destined to alp that quick is already "one of the girls".
53af4f No.277977
>>277974
Which leads me back to the part where no self-respecting monster girls would let these men get away from them like that
53af4f No.277987
>>277977
Which prompts me to remind you that they wouldn't get anything from the alp because that useless dick would disappear before they got more than a taste. And if they swooped in and took the alp's friend and broke up a future monogamous relationship, they risk turning the alp into a rabid cock-roulette player that would reduce the availability of dick for themselves.
53af4f No.277999
>>277987
The assumption here is that the would-be alp was bound to be gay, but why would he be? It's not normal to be gay in real life, let alone in a world full of monster girls and unlike real life nobody in MG world would be shoving sodomy down children's throats. Also, alps wouldn't be popular among monstergirls because they increase the competition for men no matter what. So it seems to me that some monstergirls would seek to bring these men back from the brink of faggotry to the natural order of heterosexual relationships with monstergirls.
And another thing: Even though these failed males actually transform into genuine monstergirls via mamono mana, it doesn't change the fact that alps were once men and both parties know it. So it really comes down to whether you can live with plugging your mate's boyhole. I couldn't, that's for sure.
53af4f No.278003
>>277999
>but why would he be?
Because that's the way it works in the MGE universe. If he was normal, he wouldn't alp.
53af4f No.278021
>mfw I can't find any Alp porn worth a fap because Alps are almost exclusively for tranny faggots to feel like a real girl
53af4f No.278023
>>276698
thats why sweden easily accepts bends over new religion and such because they don't have own folklore and always being fuccobois
53af4f No.278026
>>275390
>the whole monstergirl Island drama brings degenerates to /monster/
>not much later an alp thread is bumped up
(((coincidence)))
53af4f No.278028
>>277999
>So it really comes down to whether you can live with plugging your mate's boyhole. I couldn't, that's for sure.
Of course not. You're posting images from your folder of sweaty dominant muscle men. You wouldn't be the one doing the plugging, alp-chan.
53af4f No.278176
>>278039
Even Varg can't deny the homosexuality of AJposters.
53af4f No.278181
>>278028
>>278176
Maybe you should post those GayJ pictures you and the other fags cooked up on /b/, that'll really teach me a lesson
53af4f No.278183
>>278181
But you're supposed to teach me, daddy.
53af4f No.278782
>>278778
>and are of non-succubus species
Incubi were a type of male monster before the switch though. irc it's only the lamia and harpy family that was always all female
53af4f No.278790
>>278782
So the pre-takeover incubi all became succubutts, and then mana-saturated men just got called incubi out of convenience. I have learned a thing today.
53af4f No.279365
>>275410
>alps are weakened or immobilized by shoving a lemon in its mouth
Does this mean yetis are natural predators alps?
53af4f No.279366
>>279365
>are the natural predators of alps?
damn, I fucked that up bad
53af4f No.279426
>>279365
Swiss Momo likes alps and it's canon that they're a yeti lover, so who knows. Maybe they're just the best at bullying them.
53af4f No.279427
>>278778
^this
hey anon, you know that couple thousand year old, ara ara, dragoness that hits on you? she was a dude before the fall of the previous demon lord
53af4f No.279433
>>275878
>getting this mad over someone asking a question
Wew laddie your newfag is showing.
53af4f No.279481
>>279427
Must make some situations awkward
53af4f No.279484
I feel so sorry for anyone who has an alp as a mother.
53af4f No.279490
>trap justification
>tranny worship
>wrasslin
come on Aux, you don't need to use so many sockpuppets
53af4f No.279556
>>279490
>justification
It's trap removal. There are no traps in the MGE universe.
53af4f No.279610
>>279426
>it's canon that they're a yeti lover
now this is news to me
53af4f No.279753
Alps mean there are no traps. Because anyone who wants to run around thinking they are some kind of lady boy is gonna get monster mana'ed into a biological woman.
53af4f No.279876
>>275418
They are ex-faggots that fully reincarnated as true biological women instead of just getting their dick cut off and a hole carved in their crotch. That being said, if astral bodies are a thing in MGE, then wouldn't an alp's astral body be a man?
53af4f No.279889
>>279876
no they lose their soul, since demons have nothing.
53af4f No.280074
Consider the mythological alp. Normal men don't become these monsters, it's the ones born under some evil omen or with some monstrous quality already that become alps. A regular guy isn't going to turn into a monster just by putting on a Halloween costume.
53af4f No.280085
>>280074
What if the Halloween costume is like really gay though?
53af4f No.280089
Why tremendous faggots would ever leave their self-gratifying hugboxes (i.e. every single western porn art website) to push their degeneracy upon an heterosexual image board puzzles me.
53af4f No.280098
>>280085
Then the guy's friends will mock him.
>>280089
Take your transgender-progressive narrative back to tumblr, landwhale. If it has ovaries, it's a woman.
53af4f No.280112
>>275436
>>275471
>These two haven't set up laser defense turrets that incapacitate monster girls and then put in robot catapults that fling them far away from your house
u gona git proactively dated
53af4f No.280159
>>280112
No way I'm getting raped if I rape myself a waifu first.
53af4f No.282579
>>282576
>>278778
thats still a fucking human you godamned retard
53af4f No.282581
>>282579
Then have more actual alp images drawn. Until then, we must make certain allowances or this thread will have no content at all.
53af4f No.282584
>>282581
Atleast follow the godamned rules.
53af4f No.282872
>wanted a thread full of cute alp stories and pictures
>get nothing but shitposting cunts complaining about fags and trannies
You did it. You successfully ruined a thread and incrementally dragged down the quality of the board. Are you happy now?
53af4f No.282874
>>282872
>Not going into threads about waifus you don't like and shitposting in them for no good reason
Its like you don't even /monster/
53af4f No.282919
>>282874
I'll agree alps a shit, though that's more /v/ culture than /monster/ culture, anon.
5a7237 No.286106
Why was that last one deleted? It had a human face.
daff91 No.286323
>>275457
Technically it's when a man's masculinity is so compromised, or when they harbor a wish (secret or not) to be a girl and their ability to produce spirit energy is destroyed. Men shirk off spirit energy all the time with ejaculation and it never accumulates to force monsterization as it would with a woman. Sperm die all the time after all. Women though, who have a finite supply of it. Considering women are born with a certain amount of eggs in the ovaries while men keep producing sperm till they die. Spirit energy being that which resides in sperm and eggs and is used to fuel the creation of new life, the energy monsters covet and need to produce their own offspring and thus take human males as their husbands. When monster mana hits a man above, however, it can accumulate now that the cup doth no runneth over since production has been killed on a spiritual level. Since monsters can only be female, it also changes their biology of the man to that of a female over time. Since it has also changed their brain, the hormones and female psychology (and monster instincts now too) will eventually blow away any lingering traces of the man they once were. What will remain is the man's idea of what a woman should and ought to be. Which usually means they act more the ideal woman than an actual woman would.
5c21d0 No.286334
>>286323
You're gonna have to run that by me again.
daff91 No.286336
>>286334
Faggots get turned into chicks, lesbians turn into monster girls and learn to love the cock.
5c21d0 No.286351
>>286336
Oh, well that was simple.
5a47a0 No.286377
>>275390
What kind of abhorrent faggot do you have to be to be turned on by men turning into women?
Seriously, this is disgusting.
Saged and hidden.
c44efb No.286379
c8d65b No.286409
I've always seen the appeal of this type of thing, but am I the only one who's always preferred it happen to someone else? It seems like 90% of everyone who likes genderbent shit wants it to happen to them. I see the appeal in the opposite direction.
baafdc No.286507
2f165c No.286543
>>275417
THE NERD GETS REVENGE BY TURNING INTO A GIRL AND SUCKING YOUR COCK!
How exactly is that revenge?
e9de66 No.286547
>>286543
>Not realizing the person you're replying to is being sarcastic himself
(Please do not respond)
cbe1bb No.286568
>>280089
The same reason you came into the board i guess, so welcome fellow faggot to our hugbox you look right at home with your fellow alps.
0be467 No.286684
If a girl rapes a Alp is it heterosexual?
5c21d0 No.286688
>>286684
I'd think it's gay, since the alp is technically a female.
be7b76 No.286833
>>286688
>Fuck a woman
>It's gay
>Fuck a man
>It's gay
WHO THE FUCK ARE WE ALLOWED TO BREED WITH?
PLANTS?
f84cb0 No.286843
1ed397 No.286873
>>278021
literally rule 63
eaf88d No.287018
>>286833
>WHO THE FUCK ARE WE ALLOWED TO BREED WITH?
>WE
You shall suffer an eternity of bullying, alp.
10f66a No.287188
>>287174
>>287176
>>287052
all of you are idiots, Alps are a casual newfag filter. They're just an entry to troll homosexuals.
e1c0ad No.287292
>>286833
>WHO THE FUCK ARE WE ALLOWED TO BREED WITH?
Women who were always females. It's really not hard to grasp *unless you're a degenerate trying to justify your tranny fetish**
e1c0ad No.287293
>>287292
Aw, I messed up my formatting.
5a7237 No.287445
>>287292
Trannys aren't degenerate because they used to be men. Trannys are degenerate because they never STOPPED being men. An alp, on the other hand, is best waifu because she is 100% woman and she knows and understands what you want in a way no other mamono can.
5a7237 No.287454
>>287447
So you're saying a tranny is actually a woman just because he got a hole drilled in his taint?
519743 No.287460
>>287454
I didn't say anything
5a7237 No.287462
>>287460
Your may-may was enough. The only way to equate alps to trannys is to say that trannys are women. You can't have it both ways, my plebeian associate.
519743 No.287467
>>287462
Trannys are pretend women, alps are former women
5a7237 No.287469
>>287467
Former women? So they were women but aren't now? What are they now?
519743 No.287470
>>287469
I mean former men, alps are former men and trannys are men pretending to be women
5a7237 No.287471
>>287470
Which means trannys are gay while alps are formerly gay but are gay no longer.
519743 No.287472
>>287471
Yes, that's what I was getting at. Trannys are gay, alps were gay
5a7237 No.287475
>>287472
Then you support alps as they eliminate gays.
10f66a No.287490
I swear to god people are retarded, read the fucking monstergirl encyclopedia entry and don't take things too seriously.
Alps are just there to troll newfags and redditspergs trying to pass as oldfags.
dc3676 No.287516
are alps explicitly supposed ot be homosexual men that are turned into monster girls? or could a potentially straight man be changed into an alp? because if it's just faggots, then this shit is pretty gay.
dc3676 No.287519
>>287516
>>287490
welp, foot into mouth
980c2d No.288708
>>288439
>first pic
Cute
>second pic
Whats wrong with her mouth?
acbd93 No.288731
2a7785 No.288782
>>288731
>vagina
>breasts
>no dick or balls
If this picture wasn't posted in an alp thread you'd take it as a generic succubus picture. What, you think she has a prostate or something?
adb2d1 No.288784
>>288782
>falling for the cheshire's bait
ced5f2 No.288785
>>288782
>you'd take it as a generic succubus picture
Alps have a distinct style of clothing with ♂ and ♀ symbols on them.
be7b76 No.288840
>Alright mister Anon, you've passed the tests and now you're ready to pick your waifu!
>There's a wide variety of choices to pick from: from dominant to submissive, from curvy to fit, flirty and teasing to-
>I want to pick the girl that used to be a man
>…
>A-anon, I'm not sure I-
>DID I FUCKING STUTTER
07bfc6 No.288993
5a7237 No.289003
>>288993
That's what Supreme Alpha in action looks like, take notes. Taking the useless Omega and turning them into useful well-trained breeding bitches is a service to his community. And in return, he gets a perfectly malleable piece of clay that can be molded to his every desire. Other mamono dominate you in some way, even the submissive ones have their insidious ways of making you dominate them at their desire. But the Supreme Alpha chooses the girl that will follow and be made to fit him.
761c55 No.289045
d412dc No.289069
>>289045
>has vagina and tits
>not a girl
Alps are for carrying on wedding night.
c07cf8 No.289101
/monster/ sure does love to talk about "keeping the monster on the outside," but there's a fundamental flaw with that. A monster cannot, and will not, ever be able to see things from a human's perspective. Look at what they think of us: Merely a receptacle for their needs, an object which sustains and feeds them, moudling us to their needs. They do not seek companionship, but domination.
Because, at a fundamental level, they are not human. Thusly, the common monster girl will never, ever, truly see men as equals.
But the alp? The alp is different.
The alp has that singular advantage: To have at the same time been both human and man. Truly they can both sympathize and understand us, and our desires. And lo, the good alp does not seek to assail the common man, but instead to make herself subservient to him. The alp readily changes herself to suit her husband and his tastes, instead of seeking to change the husband to hers. The alp pleases her husband in the way he desires to be pleased, instead of forcing herself upon him. The alp, indeed, can be more subservient than even the kikimora, even becoming such a one if the husband desires it. Just as they have been human men before, so too do they understand what the human man needs and wants.
And thusly, does the alp earn good favour in the eyes of the righteous, for the way of the alp is the path of redemption for the fallen hero, who was corrupt and deviant.
The alp is the only monster girl deserving of your love, for the alp is the only one who can truly love you for more than your cum.
987793 No.289116
>>289101
Alps are deserving of being held tight and never letting go.
7facae No.289533
>>289101
Nice speech brother.
5a7237 No.289552
ac6eee No.289560
>>289101
>>289116
>>289533
>>289552
Gaze upon the alp lovers my brothers. Gaze upon them and weep. They have been blinded by the truth! The truth has no need of long winded speeches meant to fool the mind. Only charlatans and those who would deceive you resort to such tactics. The alp lover has deceived himself with these false rationalizations and has fallen prey to the gay.
9aac22 No.289562
>>289560
I mostly came here to observe the shitstorm but looking at this thread I have to ask why you'd fuck a girl you know used to be a guy rather than just a regular monstergirl.
5a7237 No.289568
>>289560
Beta identified.
>>289562
Control. An alp is a woman with no concrete preconceptions of what being a woman means, thus you can define it for her with just a bit of guidance.
6d7ccf No.289656
88db6d No.289658
>>289656
Laharl-chan a demon lord. He was born a male demon lord, but shit happened and he alped into a girl.
6d7ccf No.289660
>>289658
Sounds powerful do we even have names for different alps?
88db6d No.289665
>>289660
I don't think so. Though we all remember the fluffy tail alp doujin posted here a few alp threads ago.
6d7ccf No.289668
Why are alps who act tough so cute?
7b4c7f No.289693
>tfw no Alp stories about aspiring mages who deliberately Alp themselves into a magic-using monstergirl race solely out of a desire for a more powerful body with no intent of using it lewdly but slowly give in to the cock.
19b222 No.289705
If an alp has confidence in herself how can you tell it apart from a succubus.
ced5f2 No.289707
>>289705
You can just ask them. See also: >>288785
1fe258 No.289724
>>289101
Yes Alps are former men but think about this. An Alp is very submissive in what she wants, however a monstergirl would make her intentions clear. Take for example the Holstaurus she only wants a family and to be milked but will not use rape, unless she's very desperate. But a Alp can be anything to simply categorize them as perfect will hinder them.
There are also human women that have been transformed into monstergirls that understand what they are and how to improve. But a man is never a woman he don't know how to be subtle, he don't know how to ensure that the child has a motherly influence, and lastly he don't know how a woman feels. Turning a faggot into a alp will be damaging and there'll be obstacles. So Alps are never perfect, they are inhuman in thoughts like their feminine counterparts but they'll never understand how to be them. This is why Alps are bullied, this is why one should try for a monstergirl.
6f4a1a No.289752
>>289724
Like all good things you have to work for them. Teach her what a woman is to you.
6f4a1a No.289789
>>289707
Asking a dragon if she's an alp
Are you an alp?
>NIGGA WHAT
>get your ass beat by an alp dragon
4d2da3 No.289794
File: dcf0fc1f8e88cf3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 577.71 KB, 1200x556, 300:139, Tw3_Blood_and_Wine_Alp.jpg)
I can't talk or read about alps without immediately thinking of Alps from the Witcher.
4d2da3 No.289796
>>289724
>So Alps are never perfect, they are inhuman in thoughts like their feminine counterparts but they'll never understand how to be them. This is why Alps are bullied, this is why one should try for a monstergirl.
So it's not because of anything the Alp actually did, it's more an unfortunate circumstance that's kinda outta their control. Yeah a lot of alps wanted to be women before their "corruption", but if I remember right that's not the only thing that can make an alp. IIRC submissiveness can do it as well, and that could come from bad hormone balance or some form of trauma. If that's the case it makes alps being's to be pitied and felt sorry for, not bullied. They didn't always ask for this. I'm a salamander guy first and foremost but I don't think alps deserve loveless lives.
cc0267 No.289806
>>275867
>a man who listens to his loins over his heart and/or head is a good man
meanwhile you're going to wonder why your waifu left you because you willingly fucked another mamono
67c8f2 No.289808
>>289796
Alping seems to take 2 different forms, depending on the man being alped.
1 form, the tomboyish andro-alp, is based off of japanese boys' love. Basically gay males are divided into "seme" and "uke" who play the roles of the man and the woman respectively in a straight relationship. In KCanon, the uke turns into an actualy girl.
The other version is trannies and I don't think I need to explain any further. They're the ones who turn into the thicc alps.
5a7237 No.289812
>>289705
Easier way: look for the silly little horns.
>>289796
None of those things actually cause alpdom, they're just possible side effects of the actual cause, which is a fundamental defect in someone's spirit. Normal men can replenish their manly mojo no matter how much is used up, but the alp only has a small amount of spirit energy that can never be replaced once it runs out. This leads to passiveness and other female traits before the transformation even happens. tl;dr: you don't alp because you're a sub-beta, you're a sub-beta because you're going to alp.
>>289808
It doesn't depend on what they're like before they alp, an alp gets thicc when their man gives them plenty of spirit energy. If you're into the DFC, just ration your alp's dickings and bully occasionally as needed.
4d2da3 No.289814
>>289812
>but the alp only has a small amount of spirit energy that can never be replaced once it runs out. This leads to passiveness and other female traits before the transformation even happens. tl;dr: you don't alp because you're a sub-beta, you're a sub-beta because you're going to alp.
So is this fundamental defect something that is just a random accident or is it caused by an action or an event? Also, every time I've ever seen threads about alps, people have suggested that's what causes people to alp.
>>289808
I'm not entirely sure I'm understanding you. So what you're basically saying is, trans folk will become alps which are more succubus like Succubine? in nature and appearance, where as the good people on /cuteboys/ will split in two and get into relationships with themselves????? I think that's the confusing bit for me.
4d2da3 No.289817
>>289816
Yeah. I missed that. It's 1 am over here so I'm starting to lose it. So what happens to the gay men who aren't in a relationship?
5a7237 No.289818
>>289814
If it is caused by an event or action, the original folklore would suggest that it's caused at birth, for example if a woman bites a horse collar during labor to endure the pain. As for people suggesting it's those things that cause alping, that a combination of trolling, panicking about TEH GEY, and simply not reading the entry. The entry does say that guys who yearn for dick or womanhood are likely to alp, but it also is fairly clear that the root cause is a lack of spirit energy.
eaf88d No.289819
>>289814
>split in two
No, in Japan there are two types of gay, one is a girly man who acts like a girl, and they are the one who alps while the other type doesn't. He doesn't split, only the girly gays alp.
>>289817
I fucked up in that post, they don't need to be in a relationship.
67c8f2 No.289820
>>289814
No, the ones who're gay not tranny turn into a /cuteboy/.
4d2da3 No.289824
>>289818
>the original folklore would suggest that it's caused at birth, for example if a woman bites a horse collar during labor to endure the pain.
That makes my Witcher sense tingle for some reason. It's oddly specific. Gotta love that slavic folklore.
>>289819
Oh. I see. Makes sense. In a /monster/ sort of way.
>>289820
Don't get my hopes up.
67c8f2 No.289830
>>289818
The thing that causes alping specifically is actually some sort of birth defect/mutation. The specifics of it are kind of technical
It comes down to the differences between how men and women create spirit energy (basically MP) inside themselves. Women create it by absorbing power from the surroundings and men create it within their own bodies. However, future alps are men whose spirit energy production is naturally weak. When a monsterization event occurs (e.g. they get molested by a succubus) they subconsciously destroy their own MP production, causing them to alp.
252a42 No.289853
Would alps make good moms?
Or would other mgs teach them?
13aad1 No.289877
>>289853
>Other monster girls further feminizing a former human man
889e83 No.289890
>>289830
eh, I don't see how weak spirit energy production could be factor.
Since there's a: the bisexuality rule (won't alp as long as attraction to females is higher). And b: the possibility to be an incubus for some time before actually alping. (in most cases it happens right after the 'incubisation' threshold of accumulated mamono mana is passed though)
b47903 No.289900
>>289877
Still preferable to take someone who's developed a womb and vag and teach them femininity then to pull /d/-tier shit and convert them into a man. FtM is a shitty fetish.
2bc4a1 No.289903
>>275982
>I want to see Draco falling in love with Darling
That would certainly ruin her character and my day.
ac6eee No.289919
>>289900
>implying mtf is any better
252a42 No.289933
>>289919
>implying it isn't
5a7237 No.289941
>>289890
The bisexuality rule is an indicative correlation, not a cause. If someone is producing enough masculine spirit energy on their own, that male force will cause them to prefer women to men even if they're fine with banging guys. As for incubising before alping, that's simple enough. An alp is born with some amount of male spirit energy, and as long as some of that is left, they will have a male body. If a mamono doesn't draw it all out at once, then there's no reason an alp's still male body could incubise.
5a7237 No.289942
>>289941
>could incubise
There's no reason it couldn't, that is.
421d56 No.289950
https://pastebin.com/cYB75fkc
Here's a short story about an alp being bullied
252a42 No.289962
>>289950
These are the types of alps we need not stuttering stephanies.
10f66a No.289988
>>289942
>>289941
read up on the lore dumbfuck, once a pansy ass faggot gets struck with dark matter or gets raped by a monstergirl that leeches out their pathetic and small amount of spirit energy they alp.
5a7237 No.289991
>>289988
In what way is that not exactly what I what I just said, matango-bait?
e61d06 No.289996
5a7237 No.290943
>>289996
I wouldn't say violently agreeing with someone constitutes a "fight", but whatever jams yer clam.
ef3f3d No.292356
My, I get the feeling some liquid autism leaked into this thread.
eaf88d No.292360
>>292356
>Karina
Why do you feel the need to put on a name?
dcfec6 No.292365
712d29 No.295144
>>288782
Keeping the prostate would make then better for anal.
af3fea No.295211
>>288782
>>295144
The vagina and related structures go through where the prostate would be so that's anatomically impossible. Then again, so is futa so whatever.
889e83 No.295213
>>295129
smug assertive alps are the best~
780ce8 No.295226
>>295213
Agreed. Not when they turn you younger each time you fuck tho.
88db6d No.295240
>>295226
I want to /ss/ with an Alp milf.
889e83 No.295241
>>295226
>not wanting said alp to become your onee-san and teach you about the pleasure of being cummed inside
e71c32 No.295261
>>295240
Would an alp teacher suffice?
I mean she could be CC material later on.
5a7237 No.297714
Okay /monster/, the worst has happened, you've been diagnosed, and you're going to alp whether you like it or not. But the experts estimate you've got about a month left, so you've got plenty of time to go hang out with a certain race of mamono, get influenced by their mojo, and in effect choose what you're going to be. So what'll it be? What will fuck your life up the least?
16f2a8 No.297723
>>297714
Onis- so i could drink myself to death
ac6eee No.297724
>>297714
Salamander/lizardman, maybe a dragon. That at least wouldn't affect my ambitions too much.
040a43 No.297739
>>287475
Only if they off themselves, as they are gay as well.
Look, there is no winning in this because you will just play word games to distract from the point.
So let me be plain as day, alps are gay in the same way futa is gay. You can lie to yourself all you like but you can never truly forget that in the back of your mind your logical brain is screaming that you are fucking a man.
But this is just my logic, I'm sure it all can be hand waved away with mamano mana, or some other magic macguffin.
Sage for late night posting that is only half serious.
780ce8 No.297754
If you can have a kid with her it isn't gay. Lmao you anti-alpfags need new ammo.
854cd0 No.297805
>>297714
Ushi-oni, so that I may become Rape, destroyer of pelvises
e50c16 No.297826
889e83 No.297828
>>297714
fit delicious brown Alpazones!
5c21d0 No.297836
>>297754
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
>>297805
>>297828
>Not killing yourself
>Not getting blessed gasoline then setting yourself on fire to avoid becoming an undead alp
5a7237 No.297888
>>297739
>futa is gay because benis
>alps no benis but gay because my feefees
Argument demonstrably false.
10f66a No.297898
>>297888
nice infinite homo trips.
16f2a8 No.297900
>>297739
so anon, you're arguing that gender is a social construct?
5c21d0 No.298013
>>297967
>What it feels like to lactate
Stop it hurts too much
f94d4c No.298026
>>297967
>what it feels like to lactate
I never cringed this hard.
4677a0 No.298050
>>297900
>gender is a social construct?
Actually, yes it is
Alps are degeneracy, any sex-changing is degeneracy (yes, clownfish are degenerate) and being aroused by sex-changing is degeneracy. You unironically deserve to be tortured to death and have your soul eaten by ammit.
780ce8 No.298068
Where do we stand on the idea of huge alps doing pic related while looking you in the eyes? While saying: no homo
16f2a8 No.298080
>>298050
<actually, yes it is
oho, didn't think you swung that far to the left anon
here's how bernie can still win
889e83 No.298184
>>298080
what did you expect from someone using tumblr logic?
808a37 No.298254
>>298080
>>298184
Did you even watch the video? It;s saying that gender is a made up term, unlike sex.
46b20e No.299215
780ce8 No.299221
>>299215
Why do you like /fit/ alp dragons/wocks.
46b20e No.299224
>>299221
>dragons
>fit toned body
>likely your best friend turned waifu
What's not to like?
d384b3 No.299249
>>299214
If dudes can turn into god tier monster girls you'd get people going queer to be a Dragon.
Still, Dragon girls are always top tier.
780ce8 No.299275
What's the preferred alp bodytype? Chubby? flat? Fit? Stronkfat? Lanky? Tall? Shortstack? Or dire?
46b20e No.299323
>>299275
Chubby, fit, or tall are good for me. If I had to choose one, I'd choose fit.
What's dire?
f363be No.299325
>>299323
Threatening, bulky, huge, menacing. So bigger alps.
46b20e No.299328
>>299325
Sounds rather unappealing. Even to a /chaos/ poster.
f363be No.299329
>>299328
Yeah it sounds like shit. But degeneracy knows no bounds.
49101a No.299340
>>299328
I think an amazonian alp would be pretty good.
46b20e No.299345
>>299340
Yeah but there's a fine line between fit and absolutely berserk.
780ce8 No.299355
>>299340
>>299345
Aggressive alps that know how to treat a man. Are deserving of all the kids. pic related is what i imagine her as.
46b20e No.299358
>>299355
Perhaps. But again, a fine line that I dunno if I'd wanna cross. But something like that as a look for a dire alp isn't too bad.
780ce8 No.299414
Would alps make good moms? It might depend on their stage probably. And by moms i mean taking care of kids, cooking, and being supportive.
46b20e No.299419
>>299414
If the alping process brings in maternal behaviors as well then it's very likely they'd make naturally good moms.
9e45d3 No.300052
>>299419
Alps making you dinner in an apron is the best thing to come back to after work.
9f029c No.300066
>>299414
>>299419
>>300052
The biggest issue with alp moms is how hard their kiddos will get bollid over it.
780ce8 No.300079
>>300066
>so which ones the dad?
>lmao he liked dick
>FAGGOT
Alps have already been through enough. Alp uprising when?
ced5f2 No.300094
>>300079
>Alp uprising when?
When they become real.
5a7237 No.300121
>>300066
The best part is the ones who bully hardest will be the most insecure ones and will inevitably alp themselves.
6ce0fc No.300123
9f029c No.300142
>>300123
Worse yet, alp bullies that give you a baby sister.
6ce0fc No.300154
>>300142
Baby sister? I don't follow.
9f029c No.300173
>>300154
I mean the kind of alp bully that fugs ur dad
ced5f2 No.300177
>>300173
Wow, I really overthought that, I thought you meant some weird convoluted situation where first he's born, then his mom his monsterized, then the bully gets alped by his mom while somehow she becomes pregnant. But I guess if he was capable of impregnation, he wouldn't alp in the first place.
cd6d40 No.300178
>>300177
I think he's just talking about a situation where your bully is secretly gay, ends up getting alped, then falls in love and marries your single father. Your human mother left because she doesn't love you.
780ce8 No.300183
>>300178
That sounds both awkward and unpleasant having your bully as your mom.
9f029c No.300187
cd6d40 No.300189
>>300183
I can only imagine how painfully awkward it would be to meet your alped bully every morning over breakfast. Having to wear the goofy clothes she bought for you, because if you don't she'll be upset that you don't like her gifts. Pretending to not be creeped out by her completely over the top and inappropriate PDAs with your old man because he hasn't seemed so alive in years and you don't want to ruin it for him.
780ce8 No.300192
>>300189
The real question is how did they even meet? One of them is a depressed old man and the other a faggot that bothered you because of his insecurities.
cd6d40 No.300196
>>300192
It's you Anon. It's all your fault. You're the common factor. Your bully never would have met your old man if you had stood up to them properly and made them fuck off. Your bully never would have developed his gay little daddy issues crush on your father. That crush never would have blossomed into full blown mamono desire once your bully got alped. And your dad never would have been tempted by a smoking hot succubus who, despite being young enough to be his child, desperately wanted his dick.
780ce8 No.300262
>>300196
>>300196
Would she still go around our house and pick on me? 'Cause that's fucked.
780ce8 No.300264
>>300196
>told them to fuck off
>them
There's more than one? That alped?!
9f029c No.300266
>>300262
Most bullies that fuck a family member tend to be pretty smug about it, so probably.
780ce8 No.300269
>>300266
As long as the old man is happy…
9f029c No.300277
>>300269
But anon, don't you feel betrayed that he fugged your bully?
780ce8 No.300280
>>300277
>>300277
Nah, i'll be annoyed the fuckers still bothering me saying he fucks my dad though.
780ce8 No.300283
>>300277>>300280
Who gets bullied by an alp anyways?
5a7237 No.300328
>>300283
An extra pathetic alp.
2522fd No.300330
>>300328
>Alps bullying other alps
What separates an alp from another so they can get bullied?
9f029c No.300332
>>300330
Breast envy, maybe.
8c7e84 No.300343
>>300332
>If you show me yours i'll show you mine.
12341c No.300358
Alps are literally the worst thing KC has ever created. Even worse than Cait and Cu Sith.
ced5f2 No.300360
>>300358
You're the worst thing your parents ever created.
780ce8 No.300363
>>300358
You smell like shit
780ce8 No.300391
Would you take an alp shopping to make her feel safe even if other mgs make fun of you?
f1e7eb No.300394
>>300358
Did you forget Matango existed?
fd7bbd No.300396
5c21d0 No.300509
>>300283
How does one get bullied by an Alp?
>Calls you a faggot
He literally changed into a girl because he loves dick so much
>Tries to fight you
Just pull on her tail and she freezes up like a popsicle
>If she uses any generic insult about your hair, clothes, etc.
"At least I don't have to suck dick to survive"
Truly Alps have it the worst, they would have to gang up 10-1 just to have a chance and even then it's gonna be a cold day in hell if they win.
Also what happens if two guys who have feelings for each other both alp at the same time?
80df67 No.300519
>>300509
What if they are muscular, taller than you, physically bully you, and give zero shits about what you say?
e3aa7d No.300524
>>300519
You stop being a pussy and cuntpunt them.
9f029c No.300526
>>300524
But anon, what if that breaks their hymen and you're forced into marriage with them as a result?
80df67 No.300528
>>300524
That'll be a good story for your mates.
>who beat your ass?
An alp
55e896 No.300529
>>300519
>>300526
This is one reason why you should carry a gun, knife, tazer, or mace either one with you.
7273cb No.300531
>>300509
>>300524
>just pull on the spadetail of a Succubus! Lmao!
famous last words I guess
80df67 No.300536
>>300531
>Pegging
Absolutely disgusting
80df67 No.300582
>>300529
>lanky alp asks out childhood friend
Lmao too scrawny
>alp works out and gets big for him
>being around minos and onis made her more assertive and autistic.
>spends hundreds on workout supplements and holstaur milk.
>she dresses up in a girly dress and tries again.
>Gets maced
>cries in her room and wishes she could at least be his friend.
Rejection hurts more than any mace could.
65cca6 No.300753
>>300391
Then they would just make fun of you both,
tags: ahegao, mindbreak, ntr
5c21d0 No.300757
>>300753
>tags; ahegao, mindbreak, ntr
Ntr
NTR
Get that fucking garbage ass cuck fetish out of here you fucking degenerate, you're the reason why we'll never get sweet that ayyyyy lmao pussy.
9f029c No.300758
>>300757
>>300753
<memegenerator.net
This too counts as ntr.
780ce8 No.300761
Talk about alps before this shit gets outta hand.
637c62 No.300781
>>300757
Grays visit us, just not physically. They exist on a higher reality and we can only see them when in a very specific state of mind that's typically brought on by sleep paralysis.
And we now have evidence that at least one anon has tapped dat.
780ce8 No.300793
Fuck off ayyyyys
Fat booty alps need some groping.
9f029c No.300797
>>300781
<And we now have evidence that at least one anon has tapped dat.
Which is?
7273cb No.300869
have a rough TL of one of the Japanese alp stories on KC's site:
I definitely won't lose against an alp!
"Yo, mornin-"
"Hey, morn… what's with those horns?"
And then I was at loss for words just as I wanted to reply to my best friends greeting at school this morning. And why? Of course you'd be shocked if your best friend suddenly turns into a mamono.
"Well-, when I woke up this morning I had turned into a girl. Crazy, huh."
"Crazy… my ass. Act more irritated."
This guy always had a girly face, but now all one could see was a cute girl wearing the boy's uniform. Well, this is actually the case now.
"Look, we've got plenty of mamono at this school, right? So, I was expecting that I'd probably turn into an alp if I were to be affected by their mamono mana."
"Yeah, and?"
"As I though, masturbating feels better as a girl than it did as a boy"
"Well, while this is indeed something I was curious about, it's not what I wanted to know right now."
"Ehh-, what would you want to know. About that, or what I had as sides for breakfast?"
The ability to boldly shake me off with dirty jokes remains unchanged. That's something to be at easy then.
"I no longer need that info. Aren't you surprised? About why this happened and stuff?"
"Can't be helped now that it happened, but rather I'm glad about becoming a girl."
"Aah right, you're the kind of person who'll enjoy themselves to their fullest no matter what happens after all."
"I'm actually enjoying myself to the fullest right now."
"How so?"
"Look, there are no holes to stick your tail and wings trough in the boy's uniform, right?"
"Well yeah, since we normally don't grow those."
"So I've got no other choice but to stuff them under my pants and T-shirt. Also I don't know if the sensitivity comes from them having just grown, but if you rub them…. hmmm….. feels good, man."
Boldly jerking off at school? That guy is off the charts.
"You're a pervert, aren't you?"
"Aren't all guys perverts? I'm a former boy though. And to be frank, you got a bit turned on from this, didn't you?"
"Well… I really did think that it was a bit sexy."
Actually, it's true that I got turned on by her heavy breathing, and while I tried to hide it I was unable to do so because of her strangely sharp intuition to be frank.
" I see, so I can sense it if you get turned on by me."
"Well, right now you are pretty cute. Can't be helped."
"Hoho? I got told that I'm cute. This might be the most happy I've been since turning into a girl."
"Happy? You telling me getting called cute by a guy makes you happy?"
"I'm a girl now, so there's obviously no way I won't be glad from being admired by a guy."
No use, this guy is completely enjoying himself as a girl.
"Wait, wasn't it necessary to be in love with a guy to turn into an alp?"
"In that case, you're the one I'm in love with. I was thinking how even you would get a girlfriend right away since there are so many mamono at school, so turning into an alp right as I was about to resign is the greatest."
Eh, what's with that shocking statement.
"You're in love with me, for real?"
"It's true, I was always thinking about how I'd confess to you right away if I was born a girl and how the other girls just don't have an eye for it every time to went on about wanting a a girlfriend. That said, how about me being your girlfriend?
"Uhhm, that's a bit of a sudden."
Getting confessed to by your best friend who was a buy until yesterday, of course I can't sort out my thoughts.
"I'll add in boobs grown to the size of your liking."
"Ahh-, pretty tempting if you put it that way."
Guys are all perverts.
"Also my wings are kinda sensitive right now, so as a bonus you can have some sort of fake remote vibrator play just by touching my back from behind."
"Bought!!"
No matter how many times you say it, guys are all perverts.
"All right, and with that I'm your girlfriend."
"I said I'd buy it going with the flow, but are you really OK with this?"
"We've got a no refunds policy dear custom"er. Gotta take responsibility to your own words."
"That's not what I meant, but starting with dating in such a light mood."
"Don't mind it, because you know about taking care of the things that are precious to yourself. Also I'd gladly accept demands for no matter what kind of hard play since it's you."
"You really are enjoin yourself, aren't we."
"Well the person I love is right next to me, so of course I'm having fun."
Looking at her brightly shining smiling face I realised that there's no way to ever win against her.
Authors comment:
<Couldn't beat the alp…..
http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=70&id=2445
780ce8 No.300872
>>300869
Noice m8
Smug alps are a refreshing change from all the kyyaaaa shit.
5a7237 No.300893
>>300869
That bit about "sides for breakfast" and "dirty jokes" is something hard to get across in translation. The phrase translated as "sides for breakfast" is also a euphemism for things fantasized about while masturbating.
7273cb No.300898
>>300893
お菜 おかず (n,uk) side dish; okazu; side dish (meat, fish, pickles, etc.) accompanying the rice in a typical Japanese meal; food for thought (esp. in the context of conversation, or material for assisting arousal during masturbation)
ah shit, you're right. But I don't think I could've thought of a way to put the joke in anyway. Still, have a paste of it: https://pastebin.com/w4jDRXrM
fcbbd2 No.301201
>>300898
Thanks brodie
Side note: what's gayer? Getting fucked by an alp amazoness position? or sucking on their tail?
221d5e No.301213
>>300872
Smug alps are great, especially when they're happy to use their new feminine assets to tease the boy they like.
16f2a8 No.301225
>>300869
any of my friends doing that is a fucking doomsday scenario for me
i would have to move states and probably change my name
780ce8 No.301240
16f2a8 No.301246
ed5127 No.301257
>>301246
Ehh, but girls are not icky, they're soft and warm! (well, unless maybe they're undead, a lamia ect…)
70ca0f No.301258
e2c5d5 No.301273
>>301258
This but unironically
be6b3f No.301407
>>301213
What would a smug alp do to the guy she likes?
5d3429 No.301408
>>301257
>alps
>on my board
it's more likely that you'd think
c9e15b No.301477
>>301258
>>301273
>>301408
what are you doing in an alp thread then?
5d3429 No.301498
>>301477
same thing i do everywhere
3cad2d No.301700
Yo what if the alp is black tho?
978b6c No.301780
>>301700
That alp is orange, not black.
bede7a No.301782
>>301700
Black alps only exist in prisons speaking in nigtongue.
Would dress her up in a maid outfit and treat her like a plantation slave.
bede7a No.301787
>>301780
>>301700
>that
>an alp
That's an amazon fam.
978b6c No.301798
>>301787
Gerudos aren't amazons, anon. Amazons are Libyan while gerudos are jews.
10fdd0 No.301809
>>301798
>referring to glorious desert amazon as a "jew"
remove yourself from the premises
2a7239 No.301882
d763c5 No.301944
>>301902
Do alps workout here?
f15b68 No.301955
4ac022 No.302043
>>301955
A bunch of alps from /fit/ stuttering memes would be so cute.
Thank you have a nice day!
>y-you too
What?
>Are you n-natty?
Yeah
>you look like a big guy…
>you will never make her blush by saying
[/spoiler]for you[/spoiler]
837197 No.302044
048e37 No.302061
>>302043
>[/spoiler]for you[/spoiler]
bede7a No.302124
cb8ec9 No.302141
>>302138
Why does this remind me of plagueofgripes
bede7a No.302526
be5ecb No.302528
>>302138
>He came back as an Alp to rape Guts the second time
248ac3 No.302607
>>275390
Liking alps is gay, literally the only difference between them and succubi is that at one point they had a hairy ballsack and that is why you like them specifically.
bede7a No.302626
>>302607
Their design is cute
bede7a No.302628
>>275436
Alps sneak into your house every night and fuck you. They also use your cum as creamer for their coffee.
684267 No.302645
>>302626
No reason a regular succubus couldn't look like that.
591f6b No.302647
>>302607
You can't bully a regular succubus by shoving a lemon in her mouth or stealing her hat.
be5ecb No.302653
>>302645
I think it just appeals to the Gender Bender Fetish crowd. The same people that would masturbate to Ranma 1/2 Doujinshis.
bede7a No.302685
>>302647
Or telling her to fuck off and come back tomorrow. When she gets there she might have a unibrow.
697c65 No.302698
>>302138
>>302528
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh man that was funny damn better than the shitty 3d cg clang and rabbit gifs
be5ecb No.302700
>>302698
Griffith needs to get alped and then raped. Fuck Griffith.
61464e No.302714
>>302700
Somehow, I get the feeling that if Griffith had been given the option of alping and hooking up with Guts then the world would have returned to normal and the Band of the Hawk would still be around, with Griffith getting her pussy plowed by Guts' greatsword every night (and probably bragging to Casca about it, since she'd still be an egotistical fucker)
5d3429 No.302720
>>302714
>glance at the post and dyslexify it as "casca getting her pussy plowed by griffith"
be5ecb No.302722
>>302714
Guts would have been raped by female Griffith during eclipse and Casca would have been the one to go Berserk.
82f782 No.302724
>>302722
Resulting in pic related?
be5ecb No.302725
>>302724
Pretty much like that.
697c65 No.302728
>>302724
why isnt she white tho
bede7a No.302829
Would you be okay getting manhandled by an alp THIS big.
I definitely would
5ff704 No.302853
>>302829
For some reason, I can't see a muscular cowgirl alp acting like anything other than one of /fit/'s greentext stories where she tries to molest her crush/workout buddy under the guise of it being "bros joking around, I love playing pranks on my bros haha"
>yeah I swapped your shake out for my breast milk, haha it's just a prank bro, it's a brotein shake get it youshoulddrinkitanyways
87f319 No.302860
>>301809
>horse faced semitic desert tribe
>not Jewish
591f6b No.302871
>>302607
Also, think for a second you putz. An alp is the only mamono absolutely guaranteed to have never been 3DPD in her life. You're not a 3DPD sympathizer, are you m8?
10fdd0 No.302874
>>302728
Cause she's mediterranean
>>302860
>doesn't give out loans and usury
>doesn't infiltrate foreign societies and try to destroy them from within
>doesn't act all offended when people call them out on their shit
How are they jewish in any way
82f782 No.302878
>>289101
>>302829
>>302853
I'm really starting to like the idea of Alp bros. It's kind of a fun new concept.
>>302871
Unless you have discovered a portal to the realm of 2D, everything MGE related is absolutely guaranteed to invlove 2D only. Even the people that get seduced or transformed.
bede7a No.302929
>>302878
>go to gym with alp gym buddy.
>you're no stranger to the gym but she's fucking huge.
>her being both tall and muscular just standing by her makes you look like a manlet.
>decide to work on your delts
>start hitting the shoulder press machine.
>notice your former bro staring at you blushing.
youokay?.png
>"U-uh yeah your form was fucked up bro."
>she gets up and walks over to you
>"l-like this."
>she starts breathing heavier when she grabs your arms.
>you were doing your reps correctly….
>decide to tease her
>"accidentally" grab her hand.
>holy shit she's hyperventilating.
>she looks like she's worked out all day.
>some onis next to you start giggling.
>"o-okay bro i think we're done for today."
>get amazon'd in gym wife's car.
82f782 No.302930
>>302929
Nice. I imagine her looking like a female DIO. Sadly it seems like /fit/ female DIO pics don't exist.
84d6a2 No.302987
>>302829
>>302853
>>302929
So we're pretty much going to meme magic all of /fit/ into alps then?
bdb227 No.302994
>>302987
We won't need to meme magic /fit/ into alps. We just need to meme magic mamono into this world. We do that, 50% of /fit/ will alp on their own, and they'll proceed to become waifus to the other 50%.
2875d3 No.303068
What's the best way to make a muscular alp blush?
5d3429 No.303069
bede7a No.303073
>>303069
What about proposing/complimenting
b32153 No.303076
>>303068
Smell her hair right after the workout.
c96b2e No.303079
>>303068
Ask her if she can give you a brojob. Nothing wrong with two bros helping each other to release some stress. You can even offer to massage her pelvis with your pelvis in exchange, so you can get a good core workout in while making sure her lower body won't cramp up. Bros love making each other feel good!
b32153 No.303085
Seems like even girls can't resist /fit/alps.
513d89 No.303086
>>303085
>swiss alps
U lil shid
bede7a No.303109
>>303079
Will she be a radical bro and make lunch for her daughterus?
5d3429 No.303114
>>303109
>what's for dinner?
<oats mixed with raw eggs and rice from the back
bede7a No.303117
bede7a No.303273
>Not being a full time slut and punch in your v-card for your alp boss.
She might be a little yandere for you but those sluts will leave you suffering.
just like she was.
bede7a No.303877
>>303114
>you will never wake up to an alp making you oatmeal.
Fuck.
fff08b No.303989
>>303912
a) that's not swole enough and b) that's 3D. Disgutsting 3D with a manface at that. Even in 3D there exist more muscular girls that have a cuter face.
bede7a No.304002
>>303989
I have yet to see one. TBH
dc5d50 No.304057
>>304017
No but this reminds me that my bro won't crush my skull with her thighs while saying it's not gay.
bede7a No.304601
>>304017
Still a manface but ahe has nice thighs.
bede7a No.304608
Would you rather alp your best m8 make her ahegao and make an honest woman out of her ? OR live the Normalfag life and forget all about your degenerate tendencies?
e2fe84 No.304619
>>304608
I wouldn't be able to.
It's one thing if it's a complete stranger off the street. You don't have to acknowledge they were a man at some point. But when it's someone you know it's kind of hard to avoid thinking about it.
bede7a No.304802
>>304619
Even if they begged you for it almost crying?
048e37 No.305127
ca385c No.305181
>>305127
I-I need my fix man…you got any alps?
bede7a No.305918
>>302853
>drinking your bro's breastmilk.
It better be packed with protein.
1f0879 No.305943
>>302138
Holy shit, this is amazing. Did you make this?
Also, I always had a feeling that Donovan was
<our guy
c9e15b No.306355
>>305181
well, the second half/full version of 'Ore wa Succubus minarai' was uploaded to sad panda the other day
Now with 50% more Lili, aka older-brother-alped-into-little-sister-by-younger-brother-turned-succubus, seducing a classmate under the pretext of a study session. yay
054966 No.306371
>>275390
The issue is not whether or not alps are gay.
It is about why one would even want to fantasize/erp about men that have 'transitioned' into women when there are perfectly fine female-born waifus around.
I get the feeling you guys are just in the closet, trying to come out as obnoxiously as furries do.
>pls go and stay go
978b6c No.306393
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Do holstaurs tend to bully alps more than other mamonos?
591f6b No.306396
>>306371
>female-born waifus
Like all the dragons and other long-lived species that could have been guys before the current Demon Lord's reign? And even worse the ones that used to be human women?
f15b68 No.306399
>>306396
you do know most of the monsters were just plain generic asexual abominations.
591f6b No.306453
>>306399
Is that supposed to be better?
bede7a No.306524
>>306396
You know male dragons had it the worst.
bede7a No.307526
What is the best way to calm a crying alp down?
a5549a No.307527
>>307526
Giving her the dick.
4cea1b No.318044
>>302878
>I'm really starting to like the idea of Alp bros. It's kind of a fun new concept.
not that new
here have a doppelganger broalp story from a year ago, starring chad as alpbro
https://pastebin.com/hj91a4Nx
30b766 No.321375
I want to do some cliche porn with an alp where i need to keep a job.
3d7927 No.327564
>>295240
/ss/ with an alp is questionable you are combining the two most degenerate fetishes.
>inb4 /pol/
ea6b33 No.330044
>>286833
>not wanting to breed with plants
da6a77 No.331518
Why would you let this thread die? Those thugdere alps would beat your ass then shiv you.
e7eb17 No.333307