6a8eac No.275297
What would you do if you can summon monsters?
6a8eac No.275298
>>275297
I'd summon a waifu for all of you and me.
6a8eac No.275302
>>275297
>What would you do if you can summon monsters?
To be completely honest with you I'd probably summon a monster or two.
6a8eac No.275313
I'd probably summon as many monsters as possible.
6a8eac No.275315
6a8eac No.275319
>>275297
Grander question, would you open this up and start introducing multiple species like in Monster Musume or would you keep it domestic and to yourself?
Personally I'd go the full 9 yards on that one.
6a8eac No.275321
>>275298
You're a bro, dude.
6a8eac No.275324
I would become a great superhero, the defender of waifuism, the ender of involuntary celibacy. The great fighter of JUSTICE who stops crime by summoning waifus to fight criminals.
Enter: WAAAAIFUUUU MAAAAAN!
Would fighting crime using waifus, reduce or increase crime rate as people would become criminals just to get a waifu?
6a8eac No.275327
>>275324
Depends how serious the crime has to be for you to blast a waifu at the criminal. Would you catching me littering be severe enough for you to hook me up with a mon?
6a8eac No.275333
>>275297
>sloth demon
>will always be by your side
>A demon of laziness will actively work at making you lazy
>When you need to do something, they work hard to make sure you're comfortable and happy as is
>Wants you to sleep because she likes the peaceful expression you have when you do
Sounds amazing. The world needs this.
>>275324
What kind of waifu for each crime? Would a thief get an "older sister" type of wan-mon that chastises him and tries to encourage the best of her future husband?
6a8eac No.275338
>>275333
>When one wears a talisman to keep this demon away himself
6a8eac No.275366
>>275327
Just like in superhero stories, guess it would be any crime that would have anyone screaming "HAAALP!" or sounding alarms.
>>275333
I still don't know if retribution would be a part of my JUSTICE or not.
If no, for each criminal I would just summon a psychic monster girl and then summon exactly the waifu that fits the criminals fetishes.
If yes, then I guess that for non henious crimes I would do the psychic thing, while the henious crime would have me summon a hardcore femdom waifu like a Hellhound or an Ogre.
Alternatively, I might just blast whatever waifu can deal with the criminal and have him transported to a rape prison staffed by Hellhound-like rough waifus until his sentence is over. When its over, he can choose whatever waifu he wants or marry one of the guards if he fell in love with one.
6a8eac No.275373
id work my ass off over the next few years to combine knoledge of the arcane and SCIENCE! to build a summoning portal so outlandishly huge that its activation might very well kill me and half the city if the damn thing dosent work.
but if against all odds i succeed then i shall first think about how best to take the world hostage only to say "fuck it!" and flip the switch anyway to unleash the hords of tendery loving and proactive dating waifus on an unsuspecting world full of Normalfags.
all the wile laughing like the fucking madman that i am.
history will remember my name, the fuck have you done lately?
6a8eac No.275375
What do you guys think it would take to summon ammit-chan? I bet it involves a lot of anons being married to their waifu
6a8eac No.275377
>>275373
A hero to most of the population, eventually.
In Paladyke literature though, you would likely become the equivalent of Hitler or Satan.
6a8eac No.275397
>>275297
Sell them to all of you and become a zillionare
6a8eac No.275518
>>275319
Slow integration, for me. *Mainly because I live in the bible belt, so one wiff of non-human blood would send a great deal of those around me into full blown lynch mob mode.*
I would likely start with things a bit more ""acceptable"", like cat girls and shit like that. Work my way into more complex, demonic entities as I went until society tips the pot in their favor themselves.
6a8eac No.275587
>>275297
I summon best demon.
6a8eac No.275593
Summon a considerable number of echidnas.
It's the most efficient way to introduce a large number of diverse species, since they can give birth to any species.
It also helps that they're one of the more powerful monsters, and can even disguise themselves as human.
6a8eac No.275632
>>275616
>being reddit
>not saging
6a8eac No.278751
First get the more science and magic based waifus summoned up. Next, make a portal to a place full of natural resources. Then build up an army of constructs and automata, then have them get heavy industry and weaponry going. After that, create some massive portals back here. Finally, send in a full invasion force and bring the world under my boot. Extermination of kikery, cucks, and other filth would follow.
Once the dust settles, summon waifus for all.
6a8eac No.278754
>>275297
given the chance, i'd set myself a deadline and prepare, then summon.
planning time also allows for procrastination, which is my second love
>>275298
Can I send mine back? I've already got one with me.
>>275324
>involuntary celibacy
you better team up with a condom corp, flooding maternity wards with patients may be a little noteworthy and significant
>>278751
>creating martyrs
just seal the baddies in another portal world using a false prophet. it worked last time.
6a8eac No.278774
>>275298
This is the only correct response. And you, anon, are a gentleman and a scholar.
6a8eac No.278830
>>275298
How exactly do you know which waifu belongs to whom
6a8eac No.278831
>>278830
Organization. We'd fill out a form and within two to three business weeks we'd have our waifus.
6a8eac No.279292
>>275324
"Stop right there, criminal scums!"
>"Shit! It's the Oprah of Rape guys!"
"You fuckers! I'm Waifu-Man!"
>"Get lost you weirdo! I'm in a perfectly healthty relationship and my partner here is gay! Your powers are useless against us!"
"Oh man, what ever shall I do in such situat-SMOKEBOMB!"
>Huge green cloud covers the area.
>After a solid 10minutes of coughing, silence returns to the back alley. The thieves are alone.
>>"Is he gone?"
>"Told you, he can't do shit to us."
>>"I dunno dude… Also, what the fuck was in that smokebomb, stinks like something rotten."
>Meanwhile, Waifu-Man is patrolling another part of town, with the satisfaction of a job well done.
>His gloved fingers dance on his utility belt, counting his remaining tools.
>The only one missing: one Matango Spores Grenade.
"Nope, not wasting any time on a fag and a normalfag."
6a8eac No.279318
>>279292
I'm pretty sure matango spores are a war crime.
6a8eac No.279353
>>279351
That's ok but if a spore enters my property I will grab a gun and force you to be my alp slave unless you repay your 300,000,000$ debt
6a8eac No.279359
>>279351
Isn't the proper procedure with gays is to alp one of them?
6a8eac No.279361
>>279359
If you can handle the shame of doing so
6a8eac No.279374
>>279361
>turning a degenerate homosexual pair into a heterosexual couple
>shame
Why would putting a stop to degeneracy be shameful?
6a8eac No.279380
>>279374
That's two men you're taking away from hardworking monstergirls
6a8eac No.279391
>>279380
Well, since alps are technically monstergirls, wouldn't it rather be helping a monstergirl find herself a man?
6a8eac No.279394
>>279391
Alps are only "technically" monstergirls after they've turned, before that they are human men that are fair game for any monstergirls out there
6a8eac No.279421
>>279394
If they're capable of alping, they won't do anything for a mamono anyway. Normal men don't alp, alps are like decaf men even before the change.
6a8eac No.279429
>>279421
You would have to be really really really gay to live in a world of monstergirls and not be interested in any of them. That level of faggotry would have to be considered mentally ill like all the other gays
6a8eac No.279430
>>279429
Even KC says that you only alp when you like dick more than pussy.
6a8eac No.279432
>>279430
That's what I mean. You'd have to be astronomically gay to prefer men to monster girls. With how gay someone would have to be to alp I'm surprised there could be any in the first place. Anyway we are derailing the thread at this point, an alp thread already exists for this sort of philosophical discussion >>>/275390/
6a8eac No.279438
>>279432
Which leads me to ask again, how could correcting that astronomical degeneracy be shameful? You would simply be making the world right again.
6a8eac No.279444
>>279438
The problem is that it can even happen in the first place. What kind of life can a man have in a world full of monster girls that he would repel them all and seek other men instead? >>/275390/
6a8eac No.279450
>>279444
Which is why these abnormal pseudo-men should be alped as soon as possible.
6a8eac No.279451
>>279432
>>279444
>>>/275390/
lmao newkiddo
6a8eac No.279576
>>275397
Jew jew is that you?
6a8eac No.279634
>>278830
Either >>278831
Or I could just initiate the DOTR and leave it to fate. Good luck
6a8eac No.279669
eac59e No.295361
If I can summon monsters, then that means that something really, really bad is about to happen or already has happened. The only logical thing to do is to experiment with which monsters are the most capable of fighting and ready myself for intense philosophical battles with fellow monster tamers. Musubi a best
6f6882 No.295371
e9e1df No.295498
Who is the qt and what mango
da8717 No.295532
>>295498
She is a Bushyasta (as noted in the bottom-right of image 4) and the manga is Samon-kun wa Summoner. She is not the only qt demon.
bf2b7b No.295556
>>295498
Try reading the filenames next time.
>>295532
>spoonfeeding
f3874a No.295633
I'd rather be summoned by a demon, summoning one yourself seems to end poorly. A monkey's paw kind of situation.
75eaa5 No.295639
>>295633
What would a demon even summon a human for besides food?
f3874a No.295641
>>295639
Shits and giggles
f477c5 No.295733
>>295532
I really like it, especially the artist's expressions. Does he have other works because google produces little info
55e186 No.295783
Are the IDs fucked up or did >(49)-kun made a really convincing one man show.
48b43e No.295796
I'd summon some monsters and let them loose. Then I'd summon more monsters. Then some more, just in case. Then comes my special batch of monster servants.
Then I keep summoning more monsters because it's fun. What's that? Too many monsters? Eat shit, have an Ushi-Oni. I'm a fucking wizard.
263f8d No.295799
>>295783
IDs from before the hack have been screwed up for weeks.
5a6365 No.297476
>>295796
>ushi fags complain that there's too many monsters to get more ushi fags their cow spoders
14251b No.323487
Will you get a ring that allows you to summon and control monsters?
9188df No.323514
>>295361
>Musubi
Pic related
9188df No.323518
>>275297
I'd do what I usually do in such scenarios:
>Decide that the "order" faction and the "chaos" faction are both being giant dicks in their own ways.
>Choose a neutral path, wind up having to fight both the order and the chaos faction.
>Ensure both factions get rekt and forge a new path for humanity by my own hand.
Oops, wrong multiverse.
>>275298
>>278831
Now I'm going have answer a tough question for myself:
holstaur or yeti?
It's a difficult choice.
0de53d No.323532
>>323522
I think it's less "muh horseshoe" passive centrist faggotry and more "fuck both of you, i'm going to be top dog now"
440072 No.323534
>>323532
>>Decide that the "order" faction and the "chaos" faction are both being giant dicks in their own ways
>>Choose a neutral path, wind up having to fight both the order and the chaos faction.
>not horsepussyshoe
It's radical centrism.
82c8d8 No.323538
>>323534
>>323522
Anon, he's referencing the law-neutral-chaos alignments in SMT, in which neutrality is a misnomer in that it consists of actually having a position: that is, a position of sovereignty for humans, that keeps out chaos rapefugee invaders and law hotpockets. Please do a better job of recognizing monster-girl-related references in the future.