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 No.2196

>be MDE

>show gets canceled because a buzzfeed blogger gets his kippah singed

>be niggerjew mix whose show says "kikes" on broadcast television

>get to be in disney bastardization of their own movie that gets praised because the cast is 95% nigger and 5% jew

 No.2198

>entertainment industry is fucked

what a revelation


 No.2240

The real answer to all of this is to create content.

Whatever the fuck you need to do.

Go out there and make fucking content

All of you. Make something. Fucking anything. Flyers. Origami pornography. A special type of soy sauce hat. A weapons grade feelgood virus now with vitamin k


 No.2293

>>2240

>try

>get called a wannabe MDE ripoff and bullied off the net


 No.2507

>>2196

>>2198

>>2240

>>2293

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,

stirrer, front desk, hair removal…

- Is it still available?

- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!

Step to the side.

- What'd you get?

- Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first?

- No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open,

not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?

- Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?

He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up.

Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling,

stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven,

lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what

do you think I should… Barry?

Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch

in quadrant nine…

What happened to you?

Where are you?

- I'm going out.

- Out? Out where?

- Out there.

- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go

to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?


 No.2564

>>2293

MDE have been called a tim&eric ripoff for a decade now. whatever you do will likely come off as derivative of something, i think you just gotta power through that if you want to make shit.


 No.2565

>>2293

Just do what Noah Munck does and work through that shit.




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