No.1838
Fucking hell, he must have gained over a hundred pounds
No.1839
They call me John Eatman. My father was an eater, my families been eating for years
No.1840
IT'S GOOD! I KNOW MY TUMMY SAYS I'M FULL, BUT IT'S SO GOOD
No.1842
Holding an invisible cookie
No.1843
The diabeetus is catching up
No.1845
"It's kinda hard to see the road with all this fat in my eyes"
No.1847
The guy yelling "is that Sam Hyde" was just a delivery guy, not a fan
No.1851
He's not watching Taken, he's watching Supersize Me
No.1852
MDE Presents: World Feast
No.1853
"I have a very particular… set of grills"
No.1855
Look at his dull, fat, sunken eyes
No.1856
Don't worry Sam, if you adjust the camera nobody will notice how fat you are
No.1857
I'm grateful to look at something else at least
No.1858
"We've been eating for decades. And we ate, oh we ate."
No.1860
The last thing a doughnut sees before Sam eats it
No.1861
Shut your eyes, and dream of the food
No.1863
"This doughnut right here, that's my doughnut. If you take my doughnut, you're fucking with me"
No.1864
How Sam looks when he's offered health food
No.1865
HIS CHIN IS SINKING INTO HIS CHEST CAVITY!
No.1866
YOU BRING MY DOUGHNUT, YOU'RE DOUGHNUT, AND A BAG OF PRETZELS, DOWNSTAIRS, NOW!
No.1867
Yes officer, I actually have 100,000 calories
No.1870
Sam is bulking and GOMADing :) Girls like heavy guys as long as they are evenly heavy.
No.1873
No.1888
>lets hair and beard grow out because he has no job and drives a gay hatchback
<hurr fat
No.1906
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No.8944
ok maybe do this again, but try to be funny this time
No.8953
when the AIDS test comes back positive
No.8959
when the neurosyphilis kicks in
No.8961
>outranking /r9k/ with one cunt's BPD shitposting
Gawd damn.
No.8975
>>1873
He's been bulking for an entire decade, fucking hell
No.9003
Bulked hobo Sam is so qt :)
No.9008
No.9009
>>9008
Not him, just into a dad bod.
No.9416
When the gf falls asleep and you can finally sneak out to cheat on her at 5am
No.9418
>>9416
yes this board needs more sam pics. ty
No.9421
>>9418
It was already posted it but yw
No.9422
No.9426
>>9421
lol ik I just enjoy
No.9433
No.11598
T H I C C Sam is sexy af, ur all just mad because Sam is hotter than any of u regardless of weight
No.11599
>>11598
Go back to your tumblr.
No.11601
>>11599
Don't worry bby, i know ur dying 2 see my content on your tumblr dash but i can post on more than one site at a time 😘
No.11626
>>11601
Not >>11599 but I honestly ur tumblr is hilarious and u should keep it up lol
No.11641
No.11663
>>11598
This is embarrassing.