/k/ - Weapons

Step 1: Bomb the crap out of it.

Step 2: Invade as soon as possible after step 1.

Step 3: Boot out the survivors down to Columbia or something. If they resist, shoot 'em. If whiny libs complain, shoot 'em too.

Step 4: Enjoy the new land and erect a statue of Polk.

Step 5: Tell the UN to suck your dick if they whine and bitch. Remind them who runs the show.

Sadly, we won't get any of this in clownworld.

>succession

Saged for underage. Also, Mexico will never secede or Balkanise because the entire population is culturally motivated by their race and tradition. They all agree on the fundamentals. Reconquista will always be more important to them than any internal conflicts, and they shelter drug lords while disowning their children for not growing facial hair or losing their virginity. Being gay is a bigger crime in Mexico than murder. They call this "machismo". They love social degeneracy and niggardly behaviour and addiction, but you better not be an outcast, or you might lose your head. It's a dystopia. Disorder unites the Mexican.

>>625313

>American citizen's militias conquer the borderlands and Baja, for funsies

Nice.

>>625290

>succession

Pretty sure they have transfer of power figured out by now. Don't think you have to worry about it in the monarchic sense.

>Govt is basically cartel

>one cartel boss gets motivation for more power instead of just living a cushy life on cia drug money

>gets gud and kills off other gangs

>survives inevitable assassination attempts from govt, other cartels, and glowing ayylmaos who mysteriously become easily distracted by chicken

>gets strong enough to comfortably take on the Govt troops (more than usual) by buying mercs or former govt police/military

>seizes power

>leader probably thinks he's fancy now and then wants to make his image more legitimate instead of a crime boss

>mass graves of the nigs that got him there become a thing all over the country side

>still a nigger but wearing a black suit and tie instead of gold chains and a dusting of coke

>>625316

>tfw america has a professional army and not a conglomeration of militias that campaign independently from each other

>>625346

Guy had an American flag. Either he's a faggot or a foreigner. Both are terrible.

thread theme

>>625475

link for the book:

http://b-ok.cc/book/1697853/312af1

>>625314

>Being gay is a bigger crime in Mexico than murder.

That's the case everywhere.

>>625290

Never ever.

The only ones who would actually have a reason to secede are norteños (northerns), the Jalisco state guys and the chinolas (Sinaloa). And even so, everyone is too passive to even try. So, surpise surprise, mexicans are too fucking lazy even for their own good.

>>625325

Mexicans are lazy, self-serving, and paranoid.

>>626251

>Mexicans are lazy

I don't know if I agree with that. I've seen mexicans do steel roofing in the middle of southern summer for a box of mcdonalds fries. That's a level of work/reward that even I wouldn't fucking do.

>>626265

There is not courage, or even bravery in that sort of act. It is the baseless slaving of a mere insect that does not comprehend the scope of its own world. Taking less for what others could have for more, from someone that does not deserve what they have. A spineless tick suckling at the back of America, the (((doctor))) presiding over his work.

>>626272

>t. lazy fatmerican leeching off actual working people

>>626276

I don't know what's worse: the cuckchan refugees, or (((you))).

>>625325

>while disowning their children

they don't just disown them, they shoot them in the head and leave them in the middle of fucking nowhere.

if not, they just drop them in the middle of nowhere because their parents were molesting their kid, thus they get scared that the kid might confess to the authorities.

>>625290

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caste_War_of_Yucat%C3%A1n

With pissed off mayans for as long as they can be used as a bargaining chip by stronger powers.

>>626265

Im sure the 5 bucks he earned can buy his family, or him much more than Mcfries in spicland

>>626418

Mayas are a whole different thing. They never got cucked by catholicism, always retained their own culture and traditions. And they don't even need to secede, they just go innajungle like they've done for the last centuries and still do.