/k/ - Weapons

I'll be your friend.

I'm also 30 and want to be a CPA, what is needed?

>>602521

>what is needed

depends on your state

generally speaking, you need a Bachelor's in Accounting, because that satisfies all the educational requirements to sit for the exam.

you also need 150 total credits/hours taken in college

there's also an experience cutoff that depends on the state

checkout your state guidelines. Oh, and you need references, which may also vary by state, and they have to be work related. Fortunately I'm in a CPA firm and just asked all the CPA's for references and they did it, so I lucked up.

After all that, you have to start studying, and that means paying at least $1,500 for a study package from Becker, Wiley, or Gleim. There's others but those are the big 3. Then you study, and I am not shitting you by saying this, this "study" period is the most fucking miserable and hardest thing you will ever do.

The exams are 4 hours long each and cover material that you just spent about 3 months studying for.

>>602524

That doesn't sound too bad.

>>602519

>Blogpost thread

Try some different booze my dude, being sad while drunk is never fun or productive. Society is shitty, sure, no doubt, just remember that the worse it gets the closer the collapse of this western Wiemar 2.0 comes. Man, the last time I have friends was in elementary school, and without getting specific I got chronic pain for the rest of my life. People say the phrase 'living day by day' as if it marks everything being shit, but in my purview it's simply better to focus on the day-by-day than the distant future. You know, abstractly. I don't mean don't think about the future period like a braindead nog or something, I mean like in terms of happiness.

>>602534

>I don't mean don't think about the future period like a braindead nog or something, I mean like in terms of happiness.

this is good practical wisdom tbh. I need to start doing this. Too much over-thinking. Not saying that I regret what I believe in, but if you dwell on the shit too long you'll drown in it.

I think I'm going to switch back to whiskey.

>>602519

Brotip: escort service. They are worth the money.

>>602519

But what the hell do you want from us, m8? Are you trying to find some kind of a Chad mentor that would wipe your lazy ass for you every single day? It will cost moneys or at least supply of Bernardus 12 for a neglectful mentor like myself.

I went to bed drunk and full of food, and had dream where I hung out with the embodiments of some of the guys on /k/. There was that vietnam guy, two french guys, hungarian guy, some americans I can identify by typing style, and we all took turns shooting stuff. I was really having a good time because it felt like I was just chilling with long-time friends. I woke up covered in my own shit waist down and resting my head in a dried puddle of stomach acid chunks and drool.

>>602643

You're lucky, to an extent. Sometimes people are numb enough to choke themselves to death after they've passed out.

There's a hole in your heart, and alcohol isn't going to fill it. As an alcoholic myself, I'm still searching for joy in my life, but I cut way back on drinking because of the health concerns.

Also why do only children browse 8ch? I'm 42, doggonit, and while I'm used to being the oldest brony on /pone/ it's weird I'm the oldest strelok on /k/.

>>602655

What is the title of the manga?

If you're into pony shit, then it probably is too late for you.

I'd rather keep the Muslims here than have grown men who genuinely like toddler cartoons in their place.

>>602655

What kind of a manga cover is that?

>no title

>girl on the left is slightly cropped out

>a few jap characters and a circle

4/10, low effort

An Elder Sister by Pochi-Goya

fuck why do I have to know this fml

>>603075

>spoiler

Just what I'd expect from the European leader in pornography (^:

>>603075

Because you have good taste.

>tfw no qt eldritch onee

>>602604

>Be miserable virgin

>Pay a whore for unfufilling sex

>Now be miserable non-virgin with ghonnerea

>>603085

Well that's just life for you. Spend all of it on one side of the fence thinking about how much better your life would be just to find out it is all the same.

Might as well turn it into a cringe thread.

https://www.quora.com/What-legitimate-use-could-one-possibly-have-to-own-a-30-06-rifle

>I wonder if you are getting a little confused…the 30–06 or 308w are full bore high power rounds, not assault rifle rounds. It is legitimately used in civilian society, whereas the intermediate rounds mentioned are suited to high magazine capacity, semi concealable assault weapons which have no place in private hands. Look at the size difference, the 30.06 is huge, costs 3$ a round and will kill a large animal like a stag or moose. The 7.62x39 from an AK47 is less than 2/3rds its height, is meant to wound and not kill (metal jacket rounds, not solid lead) and has much less recoil for semi or full auto. They use cheap and dirty bulk military ammo, 1200rds for $200, nasty corrosive stuff. Your rifle will need a chrome bore to survive it. Which th AKs have.

>I own a .30-06 rifle because it was sold to me by my government for participation in rifle matches, which are organized by my government. What kind of misguided government would participate in such a pursuit? The United States of America, that's what government. Currently the US government will send a .30-06 rifle directly to your house. These rifles were once used for such purposes as defeating fascism. As such they are all former military arms.

>>603096

I refuse to believe that that's not ironic. Please for the love of christ do not prove me wrong

>>603107

If you're attractive, social faux pas's would be a non-issue. To be fully blunt, you're either not as attractive as you think you are or you must have, like, extreme debiltating autism. For me, being social has always been more about my degree of confidence rather than not knowing how, so I can't help you if the second point is it. Speaking from my experience, loosing weight particularly and getting mildly fit will boost your self-esteem hugely, doubled if you're above a 5/10

>>603113

Fairly fit, work out just about everyday except weekends

>you're either not as attractive as you think you

I mean I am not a total stud but at least above average.

>extreme debiltating autism

Was never diagnosed with it as a kid, but swear I have something. I've talked about it with my brother years ago and he just said "You weren't raised right". He was raised differently by my mom and actually had his father in his life. When it comes to social things, I always wind up saying the wrong things, which kills my confidence. I've never really had confidence, and when I do it gets shot down. Not really sure what it is.

>>603184

I know that feel bro but as long as I have internet I am not thinking of offing myself.

>>603085

Couldn't stand not dicking even once while being 24 years old… Crippling social anxiety is a bitch. 4 years later and only time I menaged to ask woman out I was rejected. Why live streloks…

>>603325

An anon once said that you will go down on a terrible path if you seek happiness in women. Keep that in mind.

>>602519

Cheer up. At least you're not a pedophile.

I get along with scandinavian guys better than anyone else. I think I played enough PR that their accent has become intensely familiar. There's none of that vague background anxiety like around groups of native english speakers, and it also helps that they all seem much more chill. Dunno. I also get along well with south americans, but it's mostly because their accent makes me automatically dehumanize them.

>>603184

You overanalyze things, I'm the same type of person that you are and I have been where you are (was diagnosed as "semi-autistic" when I was very young). What I did to fix myself and my autismo problems with to put myself out there on online dating sites and simply talk to/date as many woman as I could while being entirely up front about the type of person I am/what hobbies I have. Fast forward 5 years and I'm married now with a daughter, gettin mired whenever I'm out. You don't even have to be a faggot like I was, just push your social boundaries, do the things you want to do, and the pussy will follow. You already hit the gym, so you're already doing better than 70% of your soyboy competition.

ayy posting from the hospital

>>603818

Well what manner of stupid did you endeavor upon this time around?

>>603463

>You can either choose to wait and see if the collapse happens when you are still relatively young or go out with a blast right now, someone's gotta start the fire.

that's the real question. I want the collapse to happen, but do I want it to happen when I'm 65 years old? Yes, but I wouldn't be able to take advantage of all the opportunities.

Also, I'm convinced that lone-wolf mass killings only end up becoming memes. Dylann Roof, Breivik, the Dallas shooters, they were all lone-wolves and they vanished into the news cycle, only brought out when some leftist dipshit or cuckservative needs talking points ammunition, and then they're forgotten again.

What we need are militias. We need to strike, yes, but with an army. Collective violence is what will get the ball rolling, that's why I've been banging on the networking thread but no one fucking responds anymore.

>>603828

Nothing interesting or /k/ related. Had a blockage because of intestinal stricture and now they're finding my colon is riddled with ulcers. Worst pain in my life. Get a 6-12 month ostomy & stricture removed tomorrow. Haven't eaten in 5 days. Going to be constantly on morphine for 3 days+ after op. Shit sucks

>>602519

Sucks, but it's nice to know I'm not alone, only 29 though. Deadend job, looking to buy some land in the near-ish future, although last week I did spend way too much money on a 5' crosscut saw, absurd, because I live in a small city, but it's the little things that keep me going. Hopefully you don't live in California like I do, I had to send all my fun's to live with a cousin out of state, so I don't even get to finger them anymore.

>>604439

That sucks, I hate hearing about streloks getting a raw deal, this is about the only community I have. Get well man.

I wish I had taken a picture with her. She was a beauty. Just as old as me, but still in perfect shape. When I got her she needed a new closing spring, so I asked maint. and they gave me a fresh-out-of-the-box spring assembly to plop into her. She didn't even squeak a bit when I put my first rounds through her. Never made a noise other than BANG.

I oiled her good, kept her out of the roughest dirt and went out to buy her a toothbrush of her own.

The rubber ring around her red dot was loose but I didn't mind. It never blocked my sights.

I didn't spend enough time with her, and what little time we had together I didn't appreciate enough.

She was mine. I am still hers.

>>604563

>California

poor bastard.

Nah, I'm in the Confederacy. Tons of niggers.

>>603325

>boo hoo i cant have meaningless pleasure with random strangers for no good reason

?????????????

>>612218

((better throw in the towel))

hmm

My life was doing poorly and eventually turned around with a job, met new people.

But other than being disgusted with politics in my nation I've been focused saving up for gear, a long slog to buy nods to go with the steiner I already invested in.

Just read siege and follow universal order sure it seems crazy at first but in relation to being kiked it's pretty fucking sane.

Get away from it watch it burn (or help it burn) then come back out the ashes and reclaim shit.

Simples.

That which starts bitter ends sweet ma dudes.

>>612231

Don't forget they were scented tiki torches, which is a type of lawn ornament at walmart. That entire rally probably smelled like potpourri.

Someone could have gotten burned!