/k/ - Weapons

How do I get a gun as a felon on probation?

Asking for a friend.

Hypothetically if anyone ever did this to me and caused me to lose my rights as a free American i'd break their legs and give them permanent spinal damage so they could never walk or function as a normal human being again. Find a lawyer and take this nigger to court. Or kill him. Hypothetically.

>>586726

get a black powder revolver, a parts kit, or find a careless private seller.

either wait to till your probation is over, or hide it really well.

>>586732

Would you sell me a gun anon? My friend really needs one.

>>586729

he sent an anonymous tip the fbi, that they then ignored (it was months ago i found out secondhand recently). the main point is that you have to be careful who you talk to about funs, because some people are unexpectedly hysterical retards

>>586733

sure, just email me at Notheatf.gov and tell me what cartel you want me to send it through

>>586734

Welcome to the real world. The only person I'd trust to talk about guns is the people on this board sometimes.

>Shoulve milled it somewhere and than shoved it in that assholes face

>>586738

>Shoulve milled it somewhere and than shoved it in that assholes face

or "how to get arrested and have your freedoms taken away 101"

>>586744

What state do you live in?

>>586749

not him, but im op and i live in ca, (gotta be careful what i say, redflag laws)

>>586753

I guess it depends on where you live then.

Come to texas so you can vote against the commiefornians here

>>586734

No. I'm not going to bend over and take Leftist dick in my ass and censor myself. If people were to start hypothetically dying when they pull this shit they'd stop doing it.

>>587244

First time I ever heard of a texan literally any resident of whatever state invite a Californian to live in and vote aginst libs.

>>586753

Californian also. I have most of my coworkers interested in shooting for the first time with me (nervous to take a too big group due to maybe having too much to keep track of). Some other store associates watch gun videos in the break room with the volume maxed on their phones and lifting it in the air in full view as they lean back on the chairs. Some dudes slack off specifically to complain about the lack of .22 (this was last Christmas time). Yet I live in fucking LA county.

>>587256

at the same time in my experiance you can be suprised by who is not a faggot

>>587280

Shit, I thought I was the only kommando living in LA County. At least I'm not alone in this place.

>>587280

I wouldn't be suprised if we loose a senate seat or the governor in the next 5 years. Yeah…

>Dallas filled with Liberal california fags and H1b Pajeets and Chinese I'm the latter, but fuck those non-assimilated assholes

>Houston is niggervile

>El Paso and Spicvilled are little mexico along with the entire border area

>Austin is a liberal hell hole cause is the capital.\

>Panhandle is okay

How the fuck do we have so many LA fags here in the first place?

>>587605

>go to el paso

>see more brown people than i did in chihuahua (like one in every ten people their have blue eyes)

>>587337

It's k friend we just crash into arizona and buy all their 30 rounders. Watch out for agricultural check points during this time of year they'll be more active (from their previous level of activity that is mexican border tier) being used to catch fireworks smugglers in conjunction with seeking deadly foreign apple's.

>>587605

LA is magical. You come here for two seconds with a weak will and you end up a poz fag who considers themselves an "ANGELENO" just because they ate at a few restaurants and had a decent time. The only thing I'll miss is the aged try hard korean security guards who make life hell for anyone browner than khaki pants that are just walking past the stores. That and the chance to stand on roofs playing a real life version of a zombie survival flash game (i'm pissed we haven't had anymore riots that aren't because the LA lakers have won or lost).

Kick his ass

That's fucked man, if anything you're at least on a watchlist now. Time to get behind a VPN

>>587673

>Watch out for agricultural check points

You can literally just say no

>>588092

if i'm on a watchlist i've been on one since i downloaded the impovised munitions manual

>>587605

>vote in far-left state government

>everything goes to shit

>move to a new state with promising job opportunities

>rinse and repeat

>>588175

even though a this isn't a firearm under federal laws if your on probation and your probation officer finds out your getting screwed to the full extent of the law, so hide it well

>>588461

I live in a shitty neighborhood and ended up buying a Hungarian AMD parts kit at a gun show and a 80% lower. While on probation. Apparently one of my neighbors reported that they saw me with a gun (couldn't have been the AK, likely an air rifle I borrowed for woodpeckers) and now, several weeks later, I haven't heard anything on it.

I think the probation officer may care less if you're a white male and the offense was common.

>>588581

I should note, the I assembled the lower and the AK is hidden well. I live in a semi-rural neighborhood with niggers on both sides and have had my house broken into twice.

>>588582

you ever worry about a legal assfucking if you have to use it?

>>600000