0906a4 No.585260
DAS RYTE STRA*GHT B*Y HAND IN YOUR FUNS NOW! ME AND MY BF ARE GONNA TONGUE FUCK EACH OTHERS THROAT TILL YOU HAND IN YOUR SALT RIFLES. SLUUUURPPPP SLUUUURRPPPP SLUUURRRRPPP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc9ovvth3sY
How do you respond?
378c0b No.585263
>nigger's face blurred out
what did he mean by this?
d6c6cc No.585266
Say "No you homo" then walk away while facing them as to not get pooper plundered by an enraged fairy of biological toxicity.
79b0a4 No.585270
>>585260
I'm gonna give them the keys to a minivan and watch as they drive it off a cliff.
9ab997 No.585291
>see add like that
>mentally start budgeting in funds for another gun
What the fuck was the point of that.
7cd1ec No.585298
>>585291
Virtue signalling of the gayest order. Every time I hear someone say "turn in your guns" I go out and buy something gun related. Be it ammo, mags, accessories, gun parts, or guns themselves.
aab1e0 No.585300
>>585291
>>585298
Better idea: Every time you hear someone say 'turn in your guns', take a newfag to the range.
This is a culture war, and you're not gonna win it by hoarding ammo in the basement.
634764 No.585310
>>585300
You assume that newfag wont try to shoot you for being a "gun-rights activist". There are no activists, only patriots
>Friend goes to range with a new kid at school
>Tells him not to rant about guns cause muh liberal college
>Fag does so
>OH MY GOD ITS A SCHOOL SHOOTER
>Shoud've gone to A and M.
0153e7 No.585311
>>585310
>You assume that newfag wont try to shoot you for being a "gun-rights activist".
You realize most people aren't dyed-in-the-wool progressive footsoldiers, right? If you just take them out to shoot and let them realize how fun the process is all on their own, they become more amenable to guns. They're not going to go full-2A overnight unless you stage a mugging of them, but unless you deliberately picked someone retarded chances are they won't got full soccer mom on you.
634764 No.585312
>>585311
It wasn't me. AFAIK he was at UT that place deserves to be burnt.
>MFW the other day someone in UT got arrested for assault. "holding his girlfriends hand agressively"
Took my California cousin shooting in Texas recently I think she's more open minded now
2409f4 No.585318
>>585260
we must kill them all
2409f4 No.585319
>>585300
>hoarding ammo, rifles and body armor in the basement
>faggots finally assume control
>faggots send zogbots to confiscate my ammo, rifles, and body armor
>murder the zogbots when they bust in the door
>drive to the nearest university and massacre the humanities and social sciences faculties
>get gunned down by zogbots in a blaze of glory
>start Civil War 2
winrar tbh
508fb8 No.585323
>>585312
Dr Pavel, I'm G.A.Y
634764 No.585326
>>585323
Generated autisitic Y-chromosomes?
36ba6e No.585349
>>585312
>being arrested for aggressive handholding
0fa850 No.585350
>Break into his house
>Wait in the closet for his bottom-bitch husband to come back
>Violently molest and rape his husband into worshiping my cock
>Faggot comes back home and opens the door to find his husband bouncing on my sweaty meatstick in absolute ecstasy
>While faggot is in shock I quickly rush over to him and pin him to the ground
>I stand over him, spread my asscheeks, and fully evacuate my bowels into his food receptacle.
>As I walk out, I turn to admire my work and remark with "If only you had some device to prevent this from happening"
138da8 No.585361
>>585260
Hang on.. Is that fucking loss?
82ceea No.585367
>>585350
>Not kidnapping his friends and family
>Not executing the unlucky bastards in a Hostel style torture/rape session
>Not filming the entire thing
>Not sending the film to this double-faggot with a note saying 'gee, if only they'd been armed'
364476 No.585369
>>585263
stole the NRA sign they handed out
4c3192 No.585373
3550a4 No.585383
>>585260
Spread the photo in da hood and claim that da white devil is keeping da brothas down by stealing their niglets and giving them to fags.
7c6531 No.586110
>>585367
You must be an achmed, lol
>>585350
7/7 :^)
0db4c8 No.586151
>>585383
>implying nogs give a shit about their kids
19d75b No.586212
>>585323
Uhhhh, you don't get to bring AIDS?
eafa74 No.586300
Guys, this is serious. Evil CCL holders have committed almost 40 incidents in Illinois in the four years. Some racist right-wing crackers might try and point out that roughly 30 of those were legitimate cases of self-defense and those that weren't rarely resulted in any deaths, but think of the children. Support gun control.
http://archive.is/99XYF
378c0b No.586301
>>586300
>he was shot while trying to steal a jeep
uhh
364476 No.586302
>>586300
>just barely get an incredibly bastardized privilege version of something we have a right to do by birth
>Chicago already wants to take it away
9ab997 No.586337
>>586301
He was actually trying to HIJACK a fire lieutenants car, which is what its called when someone steals a car in plain view of the owner.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny-news-concealed-carry-chicago-shootings-20180615-story.html
>She believes her brother was found guilty by one man with a gun.
Yeah no shit he was guilty, he was in the process of hijacking the car when he was shot.
>“When has it ever become legal to shoot someone because they’re pulling off in your car?”
Hahahahahahahahaha! Fucking niggers!
04683c No.586353
>>586300
>Conceal Carriers use their right to self defense only 40 times in four years
>This is somehow a problem
>In a state where summer gang violence claims 200+ lives a year alone
>OY VEY MUH GENERAL PUBLIC
>THEY NEED HALF ASSED POLICE TRAINING!
>Police don't think it it a problem, BUT THEY HAVE NO DATA! Our data we got from the police proves it!
a7f4bb No.586354
>>586300
>trying to steal a car
>gets shot
Fucking niggers. We had some Chicago variety mud shoot a police commander here a few weeks ago, right in a government building.
d1aef7 No.586362
>>586300
40 incidents, most of them justified, with over 265k licenses, and they still have a problem.
>>586353
>In a state where summer gang violence claims 200+ lives a year alone
It's a lot more than that and it's primarily concentrated in Chicago.
4d6399 No.586364
>>586300
jesus christ these fags just want criminals to live safely while regular people get tossed in prison for life for protecting their lives. Just legalize shooting anyone in the act of committing a crime, and reintroduce the concept of "outlaws" who can be shot on sight.
4d6399 No.586365
>>586364
PS, legalize nigger hunting. All niggers are guilty of being black, and must be shot on sight to protect the public
bf2b67 No.586366
>>586364
You ever have a retarded kid in your class when you went to school? When they did something bad or stupid, you weren't allowed to be mad or even correct them, and then they got pulled out of class for a few minutes to be told everything's alright.
It's kinda like that.
4d6399 No.586367
>>586366
They're edgelords because they want to enable criminals who destroy innocent people's lives. At least they'll get their due when the collapse comes; the armed guards protecting their gated communities will run away, and their human rights rainbow flag democracy won't stop Tyrone from shanking them for their name-brand sunglasses
2f820b No.586373
>>586362
>primarily concentrated in Chicago.
Don't forget East STL, Illinois's chicago
834055 No.586376
>>586366
>You ever have a retarded kid in your class when you went to school?
Yeah, and the only thing I remember most from him was in science class when the teacher set up a Van de Graaff generator and he kept shocking himself and the rest of the class laughed at him. we couldn't get away with that today
aa94b9 No.586387
>>586300
People die in fires when houses and apartments burn down every day if not several times a day or even every hour but no one is talking about banning cooking grease and stoves.
ef1998 No.586390
>>586373
>East STL, Illinois's Chicago
I've never been to Illinois but I was under the impression that Chicago was Illinois' Chicago.
834055 No.586395
51d89f No.586408
>>586390
>>586390
>I was under the impression that Chicago was Illinois' Chicago.
Yeah you certainly have never been here. congratulations
9e1474 No.586410
>>585260
>my husband's son
I can't fucking breath. I think I might actually die laughing
4c3d27 No.586413
>>585319
no you faggot, shoot up the USCIS (immigration office that processes the amnesty)
that will launch civil war 2
634764 No.586426
>>586390
Er, there is Chicago, Kansas or Chicago, Occupied Rhodesia if your a nigger?
7a3276 No.586468
>>586337
>hijacking the car
>hijacking car
Some might call that a "carjacking".
9ab997 No.586496
>>586468
I try to only use real words.
6c2cda No.586687
>>585350
8/10, too much poop.
ac8d73 No.586720
>>586337
>>“You want my car? You can have it and I’ll hand over a (credit) card for gas, too," he said. "I’m not going to defend a car with a gun, that’s what insurance is for. I’ll get a better one.”
rofl. the vast majority of people don't have full comprehensive insurance coverage that would get you a used, 5 years older model if your car was stolen. Oh, with 130k miles on it.
ac8d73 No.586724
>>586366
That was me anon.
50863a No.586755
50863a No.586760
https://web.archive.org/web/*/https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/4-million-guns-uk-streets-7598164
>counts legal held guns as "ON DA STREETS" because thats more scary than, the more realistic "in a elderly welshmans cottage"
>complains about underaged kids having gun certificates, even though they need to be supervised, by law can't comeup with with a real reason why its bad other than " its bad because its bad"
cff3fd No.586800
It's all noise to me at this point….. Just let me know when it's acceptable to line niggers, faggots, and nigger faggots up along walls.
d5e3aa No.586814
>>586800
How about you get off your fat ass and make it happen instead of waiting for it?
51face No.586817
>>586814
>not doing the true redpilled thing and sitting on your ass all day waiting for Hitler
Nice try, FBI!
7d2247 No.586822
>>586364
>while regular people get tossed in prison for life for protecting their lives
Been waiting to use this.
8e5cdf No.586830
>>585310
That's what happened to me at highschool in 6/16/16, except I barely even talked about guns IIRC. I swear this fucking state is even more jewed than NYC and Cali.
7d2247 No.586838
>>586830
One grade 11 social class right before lunch, we watched a bunch of holocaust videos. For lunch I sat in the hall with my friends and on the opposite side of some girls who I liked. I preceded to talk to them about how 6 million was a made up figure and is a holy number to the Jews, and that more likely only 1-2 million died and most from typhus. A few teachers walked by as I explained the lies/exaggerations in the video we just watched about Aushwitz. Retrospectively I’m surprised no one did anything.
8e5cdf No.586850
>>586838
Funny, considering I got in school suspension for a whole day and had to miss out on working for the finals all because some absolute cunt of a teacher got offended over me asking some brown kid for papers - she was the only person that even remotely gave a shit and snitched on me with no warning.
7d2247 No.586861
>>586850
There was only one nog in my entire high school and he was 3 years younger. Had a few hooks though. Teachers were mostly chill. I mean they were chill enough to not say anything while an autistic 17 year old me explains why the holohoax didn’t into reel to a girl I liked. Wait… Was I >>586366 this kid?
85e370 No.586968
30eecd No.587064
>>586755
And why would I want that?
7d2247 No.587071
>>587064
They were trying to fuck your prize. They’re gigolos they work for the masked man.
30eecd No.587077
>>587071
Get 'em on my dick, I'll squeeze it in.
b50cf3 No.587138
The flight plan I filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you.
>>586496
First one to check a dictionary gets to stay on my board.
ecedab No.587209
>>587075
It's hard to imagine this faggot will probably be replaced by someone even worse in the upcoming elections.
a28170 No.587217
>>587138
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carjacking
>The word is a portmanteau of car and hijacking. The term was coined by EJ Mitchell, an editor with The Detroit News.[2] The News first used the term in a 1991 report on the murder of Ruth Wahl, a 22-year-old Detroit drugstore cashier who was killed when she would not surrender her Suzuki Sidekick, and in an investigative report examining the rash of what Detroit Police call "robbery armed unlawful driving away an automobile" [in dispatch slang shortened to R.A.-YOU-Da] plaguing Detroit.[3]
Depends on if you want to count something invented in 1991 and not part of 'official english' still an english word, just because some media companies use it.
What do I get for being first? Can I had board volunteer?
50863a No.587239
>>587075
get them on board i'll call it in
c852f7 No.587270
>>587239
THE FIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH THE GAY BAR LISTS ME, MY MEN, DR FUDGEPACKER HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU.
3f8683 No.587278
>>585260
Gonna have to write a sigil for someone to go shoot his dumbass. Plenty of npcs out there to utilize.
7d2247 No.587299
>>587270
Last one to cum gets to stay on my reservation!
7d2247 No.587300
>>587299
That is: a reservation for the gay bar, not an Indian reservation.
85e370 No.587301
>>586838
>6 million is a made up figure
I guess Hitler and Nazi Germany were fucking scrubs who couldn't kill 6 million jews, then.
7d2247 No.587310
>>587301
Yeah, he really was incompetent.
019c9e No.587313
>>587301
Don't think killing free labor was any part of the goal. Hell the brits gave auschwitz the RAF treatment at one point due to it being the biggest labor camp in the east.
000000 No.587326
50863a No.587335
>>587299
WHO PAYED YOU TO FUCK DR PAVEL!!
f2f783 No.587376
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
>>587239
>gay-men-float-gay-lesbian-pride-parade-25961501.jpg
Not
>hard deck my ass
>top gun danger zone on parade
>you can be my wingman anytime
>das rite Ice. Man. I am dangerous
>it's just bros no homos wooo variable wings f-14 tomcatsupercruisin not gay really tho
c852f7 No.587380
>>587335
UNHGH!
HE DIDN'T CUM SO GOOD!
af5127 No.587382
>>585260
>How do you respond?
Grab my angel wings and my sack of cocaine, and make sure I've got plenty of room left in my bag for blades. Not the kind of blades you use to shave your legs, but the kind of blades that created a 90s crazy. Right between your legs is a skinny butt with AIDS, right behind your legs is a chubby cunt with braids. Better call the press 'cuz I got something to say, before I end the pride parade with a fucking grenade.
Kill all the gays, and the fagggots.
19d75b No.587383
>>587382
Here you go.
before article 13 will require a tax on killing all the gays
f8971d No.587391
dd53e3 No.587396
>>587391
>Our sibling project Wiktionary has the goal of creating a dictionary. It is the "lexical companion to Wikipedia," and the two often link to each other. Wiktionary welcomes all editors who wish to write a dictionary.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/carjacking
30eecd No.587409
>>587380
>>587075
TELL ME ABOUT KAINE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE G-STRING?!
50863a No.587452
>>587409
=LOT OF OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED TWINK!=
30eecd No.587464
>>587452
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of the gay bar.
1c1d77 No.587465
>>587464
At least you can suck! Who are you?
30eecd No.587466
>>587465
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
1c1d77 No.587467
30eecd No.587468
>>587467
We're not really following the script to a T anyway, but No one cared who I was until I put on the lube.
7d2247 No.587524
>>587468
>We're not really following the script to a T anyway
Right. That’s why I booed you, because you followed the script instead of making it gay er. Boo. Boo you. Boo
If I pull that out would you cry?
c852f7 No.587527
>>587524
It would be extremely pleasurable.
50863a No.587529
50863a No.587530
>>587464 fixing this this cause autismo
>>587465
>>587466
>>587467
>>587468
>>587524
>>587527
>>587529
`==he didn't suck so well, who wants to=
==try next?!=
50863a No.587531
second time i fucked up redposting today, my families honoru demands it, i will commit sudoku
7d2247 No.587536
>>587527
You’re a loose guy.
c852f7 No.587539
c852f7 No.587549
>>587536
>>587539
>>587524
Yeah not much you can do with that line but I've got a good one for the next line
3ec190 No.589537
>>587382
>a 90s crazy
It's craze you dumb fuck