PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS MAGGOTS
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THE ANONS CREED
This is my Board. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My Board is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my Board is useless. Without my Board, I am useless. I must post my Board true. I must meme straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must crush him before he crushes me. I will.
My Board and fellow Anons know that what counts in war is not the porn that is filed, the noise of of concernfags and naughty children, nor the false hatred and division seeded on our Board. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.
My Board is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its rules and its best purposes. I will keep my Board clean from clowns and shills, and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.
Before God, I swear this creed. My Board and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
This OP was shamelessly stolen from /pol/