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Funny shit you do Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 04:11:54 4a8343 No.569382

Funny /k/ bread:

I live in a city now in an apartment, and I don't want all my expensive ar shit stolen. So instead of using m855 for home defense in an apartment complex, I'm using a 28" mossberg 535 loaded with 3" 000 buckshot lmao.

Half of the renters are street shitters, so idc.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 04:14:24 4a8343 No.569384

>>569382

I'm keeping the ar shit at my parents house in the country away from the niggers btw, ar is for civil war anyway. If it goes down while I'm holed up in the city, I feel confident enough with a few hundred rounds of 000 masterrace

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 05:27:45 e515a0 No.569399

Not really funny, but my holstered G19 comes with me to whichever room I’m about to spend more than ten minutes in.

Before I got with my wife and my brother was living with me there was a gun in every room but the bathroom. My SAM7R would come along whenever I went to take a shower and sit behind the bathroom door.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 05:43:37 68bdea No.569404

>>569382

>Half of the renters are street shitters, so idc.

They're still protected by the law, unfortunately.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 05:48:22 1c1c03 No.569406

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>go to the range every weekend

>range officer tells me to fire no faster than once per ten seconds

>on my last shot, I deliberately count to eight seconds and fire

>he looks at me with a frown on his face

>look at him with my best smug grin

>he's obviously about to say something but backs down

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 06:02:08 af9ad6 No.569411

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>>569406

the Australian revolution has begun

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 08:02:55 ad3cae No.569429

I clean my guns with booze.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 08:29:05 729516 No.569434

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>>569406

>>range officer tells me to fire no faster than once per ten seconds

Meanwhile, another austrelok and I make it a point to clear the cylinder as quick as possible when using his revolver carbines.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 09:43:47 c61238 No.569440

Fucking street shitters piss me off to no end. I'm surrounded by them and the soulless Chinese bugmen. God damn leftists destroying my civilization.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 10:18:30 ab62c6 No.569445

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Every couple of nights or so, I sleep with one of my rifles in bed with me under the covers. Last night it was my VZ58, tonight it's my M1 Garand. My CZ P-10C stays on my nightstand at all times though. This feels more like a confession than a funny thing I do. To be honest, I kind of give my funs personalities. Kind of like Uppote except not shit and in my mind. Maybe I need to get out more? I don't know.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 11:15:49 4902af No.569451

>>569434

PAPAPAPAPAP

>Range visitors and newbies giving us strange rooms as they wonder how we fire so fast

>Regulars and R.Os flick their eyes and just think 'Oh, those faggots again"

I always offer to let the ones that get curious a go so that helps.

>Personal quirks

I single load my 45-70 if sitting on the right of a bench and lever it super slowly because it gets dented after hitting the floor.

I steadfastly refuse to use more than one load per gun 95% of the time, and refuse to use a non elmer keith bullet if it's a revolver.

I like the idea of a scout rifle but sacking up to actually buy a bolt gun means I stop being a hipster faggot with my guns.

I dislike using the most common caliber at the range but I will happily shoot your gun.

I have not shot a single factory load that is not a .22lr in 5 years, and two of my centerfires have never had a factory load ever.

When bored and nothing else to do and have guns on my mind, I will autistically research a hypothetical load or caliber or gun7mm08 being the current favourite and see what the hell I can do with it, get all pepped up to put it on layby next paycheck, and then immediately get put off by how much the brass costs/the gun costs/current bills/future bills and have wasted at least half an hour on this whole thing. King of this category is the verney carron speedline- I think it's hot shit but that price tag but IT MAKES PENIS GOOD TIME NAOW

All of my rifles have female names

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 20:23:37 9e8d47 No.569572

>>569445

I sleep with my guns too tbh

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 21:44:25 cad7ed No.569589

>>569451

>All of my rifles have female names

This is completely normal. What else are you gonna do, give them male names? Then you're going out for a nice day of fingering Johnathan and Samuel until they've spent all their rounds, and that's gay as shit.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 23:12:49 a58550 No.569609

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>>569445

Nah, it's natural to sleep with your guns. You gotta keep your raifu close to protect your waifu.

Strelok 04/04/18 (Wed) 23:20:25 ef328d No.569611

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>>569440

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 00:25:43 97e750 No.569628

>>569399

I don't have my glawk 17 in a holster since the only holster I have that can hold it with the mounted light is a blade tech and it's fuckhuge jutting out. So I just carry it like a retarded child carries a stuffed bear to where ever I go. Other times I carry my CZ 75 B but with a big ass Maglite since it doesn't have a rail

anyone know if bravo concealment holsters are any good I like how they don't stick out as far

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 00:31:02 5bf37e No.569630

>>569384

>staying in a city during a SHTF situation

Your goal is to stay clear of cities.

shiggy

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 00:43:17 d92ab4 No.569632

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>>569628

I use a Bravo Concealment DOSL for my 19/X300

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 00:57:31 52d622 No.569637

>>569406

>range officer tells me to fire no faster than once per ten seconds

Why?

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 01:02:11 52d622 No.569638

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I get sad every time someone shits on flintlocks and complains about the messiness of the powder.

I think tacticool shit only looks good with those Halo-esque combat suits. They look awful with uniforms, so I'm not sure why they have them during parades and such.

Modern weapons go from a 5-6/10 to a 7-9/10 with a bit of wood/leather added to them, aesthetically speaking.

I'm not saying they're "spooky fully semi-automatic mass murder weapons", they just don't look pretty.

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 01:09:14 ad3cae No.569642

>>569445

Are you me? I have both those rifles on my bed.

>>569451

>verney carron speedline

Man I googled that and the only video I found was a guy who strangely looks like me shooting it.

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 02:29:12 c2c828 No.569654

>be me thread

>anime face

Get a load of the pathetic loners in this thread. It looks like none of you have matured socially past middle school.

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 02:52:54 c17075 No.569673

>>569637

"Safety", Fudds assume if you're shooting fast you're just fucking around putting lead downrange unsafely. Because nobody can keep on target with rapid fire of course. Fuck three gun, amiright?

>>569638

This is probably why most modern militaries keep their older wood and steel guns on parade duty.

>>569654

>what is an imageboard?

Strelok 04/05/18 (Thu) 02:53:13 ad3cae No.569674

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