>lead poisoning
Is a massive meme.
You know how they identify the bullets fired in the civil war, and know which side fired them?
They weigh them. The rounds have lost little to no matter to erosion, which means that the soil on your shooting range won't poison your water for the next couple hundred years at least.
Still, I like the idea of this thread.
The main killer when it comes to lead are the fumes. Lead already has a low melting point, when mixed in an alloy (which requires a lot hotter temperatures) it will oftentimes evaporate. The fumes then enter your system through your lungs and poison you.
Most of the time touching lead is not the issue. Breathing in dust from filing/milling it, or rubbing lead sawrfs into wounds is also not healthy.
Orally ingesting the dust can also occur when not washing your hands after working with lead dust.
Just wear a simple mask, or tie a bandana around your nose/mouth, wash your hands after working, and generally keep a clean working environment. Other than that: there is literally 0 chance of getting lead poisoning.
Unless of course the joke went over my head again and this is all about the bullet in your brain kind of "lead poisoning".
Sage because /thread.