/k/ - Weapons

>>562339

Why not just a moat with alligators?

>>562344

Barracudas!

>>562339

oh man ahmed should be taking notes, gay removal dunk tank, drop them off the side of a building with carnival games.

>>562346

>>562344

Just cover the wall in yellow jacket nests. Fuckers will think twice before climbing it.

>>562491

no way a virtual wall is more cost effective after initial investment aside. but it would be nice to have some big "virtual wall" gaps for wildlife.

>>562496

I just want to go inna desert with gun bros and do fun shit with guns while keeping assholes out

>>562491

You're still getting it wrong, faggot. You just put out a bounty of $20 for each Mexican right hand captured at the border and brought to the local border control office along with photo/video evidence of border crossing/unauthorized access. If the Mexican dies, it's not a big deal. When you start seeing one-handed Mexicans wandering around roofing, you know where to send ICE.

>>562499

No see the guys patrolling are really there just to pull the blown up corpses out of the mine field using hooks on strings and then burning it so it wont attract too much carrion faggots, and also the occasional lucky one that did snake through the field will just get peacefully trucked which is why I want trucks. Honestly a bounty is great and all but $20 is a bit too much just for some guys burrito manipulator.

Why are we talking about costs when we give the DOD how many hundreds of billions of dollars EVERY year?

>>562500

>Honestly a bounty is great and all but $20 is a bit too much just for some guys burrito manipulator.

Consider that a Mexican with only one hand is only half as efficient, and thus less likely to be able to take an American's job even if the border patrol agents are corrupt and let them through, anon. You're not crippling the Mexican himself, but you're crippling his ability to work as an illegal in America thus killing the incentive and sending a clear message of what awaits these cunts if they fail to cross the border.

>>562537

Because you can't hope to change the big stuff if you don't care about the little things. It's easier to justify DoD budget cuts when your small schemes worked out and saved money.

>>562491

You're a faggot for not suggesting the simplest, easiest, and overall cheapest solution: mining the place until it looks like Cambodia and then using the wall itself as a dumping ground for nuclear waste. If any of them actually make it through that shit toss their nuclear enriched re-fried bean asses over the wall for another round.

Actually the minefield itself will work but I want them to suffer radiation poisoning before dying, because I hate pressing 1 for English at the ATM.

>>562543

You could just threaten to refuse to not pay the troops until the wall budget is to be included.

By doing so the GOP would get angry at the GOP for not willing to fund the wall.

>>562499

>just put out a bounty of $20 for each Mexican right hand captured at the border

>Not paying the bounty for castrated, Mexican, testicles & Ovaries.

>Being prepared to sink in 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation illegals

Shameful

>>562567

See, cutting out sex organs is a good way to kill someone whereas they can survive and tell their story to the other spics thinking of crossing if you cut off their hand and cauterize the wound with a branding iron. It also labels them as a failed border jumper back in Mexico and makes ICE's job easier locating repeat offenders since they'll always lack a right hand. If we're gonna be inefficient and deal with their sexual organs, it's easier and cheaper to just kill them outright instead and hang their rotting corpses from the wall as a reminder.

>>562598

Also it's easier to justify it to the international community. Killing spics outright is grounds for a global initiative against you whereas removing a hand can be excused as "it's the law" and generally ignored by the international community other than a few screeching faggots.