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There's no discharge in the war!

File: ed83fcb49007d0f⋯.png (43.36 KB, 889x481, 889:481, 1455756324457-2.png)

ec4e12 No.557752

With everything going on I thought it'd be a good to time have this thread.

I'll start us off.

ec4e12 No.557753

File: 7007d5d65dd7dfe⋯.jpg (645.43 KB, 1337x2898, 191:414, 1455757227412-1.jpg)


ec4e12 No.557754

File: 45a95ac7386d013⋯.png (41.3 KB, 1080x501, 360:167, 1455757227412-2.png)


ec4e12 No.557755

File: 4c65547972307fd⋯.jpg (81.69 KB, 1137x568, 1137:568, 1455759485535-0.jpg)


ec4e12 No.557756

File: e786de89812ee61⋯.png (437.96 KB, 1384x4032, 173:504, 1455784254076-0.png)


ec4e12 No.557757

File: ec92cad4019430a⋯.jpg (104.34 KB, 1386x667, 1386:667, 1455784771452-1.jpg)

File: 235e61994d0bb8a⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1298x2050, 649:1025, 1455785535867-2.png)

File: 41f2ba8660cea26⋯.png (376.44 KB, 1416x2946, 236:491, 1455795698602.png)

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File: e408658cec8192e⋯.jpg (59.08 KB, 960x951, 320:317, 1466030998182.jpg)

>flood detected

fuuuuuuuuuuu


ec4e12 No.557758

>>557757

>last picture…

Hmm…I didn't mean to post that but okay.


b4fe2b No.557760

I think you need CC laws to get good stories from this. While the 'soccer mom' density is through the roof over here most of the stories I've got involving them are just tales of it becoming increasingly hard to maintain a calm while the person who started talking about firearms demonstrates a complete lack of knowledge and apparent inability to hear what other people are saying. Does anyone have a good idea of how to deal with them that doesn't involve legally held CCs or SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED! (as that doesn't really work with the current British legal framework)?


2b8de8 No.557761

Sure, take a walk with a plastic knife in hand.


2ecc10 No.557775

File: 631ce4303713765⋯.jpg (20.6 KB, 451x463, 451:463, 631ce43037137656bf2601436d….jpg)

Nice cuckchan screencaps, buddy. Anyone who legitimately believes any of this shit deserves to be castrated so they can't reproduce their ungodly naive stupidity.

>>557756

<"Friend's dad is unconscious"

Hmmmmmmmmmmm


29c2db No.557783

>>557775

Anybody who cares is a nigger. Why don't you shit up some other board?


9cd880 No.557784


ec4e12 No.557978

File: c891342ee6797ed⋯.jpg (82.88 KB, 885x629, 885:629, 1468668239457-0.jpg)

File: 26d20cd1b910379⋯.jpg (66.99 KB, 653x441, 653:441, 1468668239457-4.jpg)

File: 37b3833f47abab3⋯.jpg (508.62 KB, 1326x2688, 221:448, 1468668326539-1.jpg)

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File: bc5c7945ac1528c⋯.png (68.8 KB, 1078x488, 539:244, 1468668326540-4.png)

>>557775

>forget your heritage

>why do you believe these stories

Who said I did you turbonigger? They're just fun to read.


ec4e12 No.557979

File: c7bc1aa089c1bbe⋯.png (79.12 KB, 1360x676, 340:169, 1468668610050-1.png)

File: 6e2dec43741b982⋯.png (78.66 KB, 1027x405, 1027:405, 1468668610050-3.png)

File: 3f26cf85001a389⋯.png (137.25 KB, 1040x1256, 130:157, 1468668668991-0.png)

File: 816164405d12cb5⋯.png (152.68 KB, 1820x1552, 455:388, 1468668668991-1.png)

File: e2ef2e5fe51bdce⋯.png (111.93 KB, 1132x1346, 566:673, 1468668668991-2.png)


ec4e12 No.557981

File: 47865502a26788d⋯.png (150.4 KB, 1296x1592, 162:199, 1468668668991-3.png)

File: f7c9a91fbe5fc94⋯.png (25.11 KB, 597x500, 597:500, 1468668803689-0.png)

File: 2a53a1df71cc554⋯.jpg (66.83 KB, 1099x497, 157:71, 1469130007769-1.jpg)

That's all I got.


e26b44 No.558060

Why are these 'soccer mom'-type women so hysterically anti-fun? I don't understand what goes on in their heads. I don't believe all of these stories, but some must be true and they're all insane.


5f73e8 No.558062

Yall want OC? Have some OC. First ones not soccer mums but some fucking trans landwhale. close enough

>Five days after fl idiot

>School be all in "GOVERMENT NEEDS TO LIMIT GUN RIGHTS"

>School be 56% nigs some of which are decent people

>One of our school cops is armed with a glock

>Others got tasers

>Fat ass nig nog trans guy comes up be yellin at our officers for oppressing blacks, murderin babies n' shit.

>WTF face on that officer cause he's black.

>Officer trying not to get pissed cause he probably get fired in this shithole of a democract county called Dallas.

>When are you going on a school shooting now with strelokme and annon The actual guy who'd shoot up a school cause he gets bullied as beta cuck (((Autisim))) but hes only got crossbows?

>Officer REALLY trying not to get pissed, calls another officer over cause need evidence

>trans male/female??? rages and turns, When are you strelok gonna shoot up a school??!?!

>"I don't need to, you'd shoot yourself from stupidity before anything else."

>Turns to the other cop behind him saying he threatened me

>Black cop face is struggling not to laugh. 3.6 GPA Asian student I'm stupid I know who's also former state level competitor in swimming and never been disciplined and in honors classes vs SJW trans HS grad with no college offers

>Other cop be like this aint a threat.

>Trans storms off

>three of us get laugh

>2 days later get office call

>Our principle be like, "someone said you brought weapons to school yadda yadda and threatened xyz the other day"

>Princp is just going through the motions cause there's enough idiots at the school

>Bring cops in as backup to evidence

>Our principle basicly hears nig cop speak and just decides its fake Shes from Richardson and her husband and son are all very conservative, hell I think they are good friends with former local house rep

>Get sent back to class

>Ask cop if he'd be interested in some "annon tips"

>Cop's intrested, no idea if because bonus or if because he's salty at that trans fucker.

>Be tell him that the trans kid carries a knife to school on everyday but Wednesday and it also be storing weed and crack in his locker on tuesday which he smokes during B block third class period from (X to Y time 98% of the time) cause he has a study hall with like 3 others

>Cop asks me how the fuck does the Asian kid who doesn't do anything stupid how I know this.

>MFW you could smell the weed from the class across the room and I can see the restroom door lol I also had picked the locker lock one day after school a long time ago

>Cop tells me to pay attention next wensday

Next wensday

>Just got to next class

>See the group of cops from the party van.

>Trans kid gets hauled outa the guys rest in morning with those three nig nogs and one white race traitor girl with local PD

>For some reason they all have their pants and shirts down

>Guess who's draggin the fat kid in the head? The nig cop

>Trans it is screaming an kickin while they drag the 300?? too obese to tell lbs mother fucker to the police van

>Nobody suspects I'm the "tip off" they be thinking it some one of the nig nogs in school.

>Bought the cop a soda during lunch and was talking to him I don't drink soda cause health reasons

>Get told that they were literally caught with their pants down banging the girl

>laugh.jpg

>Tell him that a friend of that kid has the jani key to the closet IDK how, just that he go it and many nigs use it to have sex cause it's a secluded part of the school and trade crack I think, but not sure

>Cop tells me that's routine house cleaning and that he might get promoted.

>

The other day I heard from that trans friends he still sittin in jail along with some other felony charges.

>TFW this is why you don't mess with the Asian kid in class who's a scout and has a hobby of lockpicking

Also my gramps before he passed at 103 was a 3PLA and taught me most of that lockpicking/observation skills/how to not stick out like an idiot shit, cool guy and I miss him dearly


ec4e12 No.558065

>>558060

most the stories are based off of real interactions and observations.


33171d No.558074

>>558060

Imagine hearing news reports about the latest school shooting, hot 24hr coverage of the killer, the killed, and what the killer used; alongside emotionally-manipulative footage of grieving families, testimonies, and the next scene of some government official telling the people that, "We're working on (((common sense))) gun reforms that respect the 2nd Amendment alongside your children's safety."


5ab3ce No.558075

As an aside, a lot of these "people" seem like the type of faggot that would absolutely shit their pants if an actual criminal or killer fucked with them. A lot of these seem to be attacks of opportunity. Really makes you think.


ec4e12 No.558080

>>558075

Living in the PNW I'm one of the couple WAfags on the board people out here the closer you get to Seattle absolutely act like this. I live just far enough outside the main Puget Sound that if I travel for just 10 minutes you start to run into white trash. And most people out here own trucks.


f5e44a No.558084

>>558060

>>558075

Tell me if this analysis is stupid.

>brainwashed soccer mom sees a carry gun

<Something I don't like! REEEEE

>gun owner stays calm, tries to defuse the situation without resorting to violence

<He's showing weakness! That means I can fuck with him without repercussion! REEEEEEEEEE


5ab3ce No.558091

>>558084

Its not stupid, its dead on. Dress up like a gangbanger or cholo and you won't hassled by these kinds of people. Notice how they often act the same way to cops. They seem to respect criminals more than people who won't hurt them.


22c64a No.558092

>>557757

>last pic

Is that a low shelf receiver too?


f8d98e No.558094

>>558091

Gangbanger and spics are the oppressed in their eyes and should be left unoppressed by them.


3e4159 No.558095

>>558064

>>558062

nice stories, but the overuse of spoilers detracts from it


5ab3ce No.558098

>>558094

Understood, but my statement is race neutral. Gangbanger may not be the right word. Shady or menacing might be better descriptions.


c2efda No.558104

>>557978

4th pic is obvs fake. I doubt a random hipster commie would know about the GOA. The media only talks about the NRA


22c64a No.558105

>>558104

Nigger all of these are embellished at the very least, if you want 'real' stories it's going to be a real short list.

Though that being said greentexts are best when they're entertaining and that one fell short of the mark for me.


f8d98e No.558111

>>558098

I just infer from how liberals and left leaning folk think minorities are oppressed sorts and don't want to oppress them anymore than they are in their eyes. I got your point though.


5b6141 No.558114

>>558075

Had an old man's holster come loose while he was taking a shit and drop his handgun at work once and my coworker went absolutely fucking apeshit. If I got time I'll post the story on Wednesday. Needless to say, I didn't believe some of these until that day, but there are actual faggots out there that freak out over the mere sight of a gun, even in military cities where pretty much everyone owns one. I blame Denver for all the cucks.


5f73e8 No.558128

>>558114

I blame dallas/Houston/Austin for the cucks. colorado plates = cali ones is the joke here.


620bdb No.558134

>>558128

Legalizing weed was a fucking mistake.


060b86 No.558169

Can you give me more soccer mummies stories please?


2ecc10 No.558171

>>558169

Yeah sure bro

>Decide to spend the day at Shooter's

>Buy my ammo and targets and go down to the range

>Fat 2' soccer mom with fifteen kids drives her minivan with California license plates through the basement wall

>Incoherently screams IN ALL CAPS ABOUT GUNS WITH NON-DESCRIPTIVE BLAB

>Yanks my gun out of my hands and calls the cops

>Cops come with their guns drawn but are all like cool and stuff

>They arrest soccer mom

>Entire range claps

>Her kids clap

>She INCOHERENTLY SCREAMS IN ALL CAPS again as she's taken away

>She gets jailed for a hundred life sentences


060b86 No.558175

>>558171

Why would her kids clapped for? I feel sorry for the poor kids because they would be in foster care until they aged out.


2ecc10 No.558180

>>558175

Oh, their granny'll show up in a couple minutes and pick them up of course. See >>557754. Actually why does that even need to be explained? >>557757 first pic . I don't understand, it should be completely believable.


060b86 No.558183

>>558180

> I don't understand, it should be completely believable.

She's old enough to have a heart attack.


b21133 No.558185

>>558171

>An eagle named "Freedom" flies in and perches atop a flagpole, shedding a single tear as the range-goers recite the pledge of allegiance


59b9b9 No.558196

File: 04c749e27938991⋯.jpg (1008.81 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, you_know_i_had_to_be_cia.jpg)

Only situation I've been in

>Be 13

>Shoot my BB gun that looks semi real at empty cans on the side of my house

>Parents were gone at the time

>See a cop roll up to my left

>Put it down and had a chat

>Apparently a neighbor called and said I'd been "firing a gun" at my house

>See another cop car pull up

>Cop just told me to probably take the cans out back for a little bit so the neighbor doesn't see

I got a real gun for 14th birthday so I didn't really care.


060b86 No.558199

What happened to my other post?


060b86 No.558201

>>558196

I used to shoot the bb gun on the tree with the target on it in the backyard in WV when I used to live there. That was fun and sad.


cde629 No.558208

>>557752

First story always cheers me up.

Polite sage for irrelevant post


07dcf7 No.558345

This didn't happen to me, but I saw it happen. I was at the local Walmart. They periodically get the bulk Federal XM193 that comes in the metal ammo can and fuck you that's good Walmart ammo. They always jam it in the back of the case though so if you even want to read the label gotta wait forever for one of the clerks to come by and open it for you. And you have to read the label carefully because their inventory replenishment seems totally random. I ain't droppin almost $200 on no steel core 855 shit. I shit you not one time they had a dinged up 50 BMG size metal can full of "223 NATO" stamped fucking TURKEY on the side. No idea how the hell a single container of roach surplus ended up in the states, but some poor sucker eventually bought it.

Anyway, while I was waiting for someone with a key this biker walked up to the counter to check something out. And when I say biker I mean biker. This guy looked like he stepped right out of a movie. Huge heavyset but not fat white guy with a long bushy beard wearing a weathered black leather jacket with the massive patch on the back and a few smaller accomplishment ones around it. And he was open carrying a nice looking revolver. I immediately recognized the Sturm & Ruger Phoenix on the wooden grips, but the particular model was one I hadn't seen before. Based on the grip shape I guessed it was either a Blackhawk or a Redhawk. Could have been a Vaquero, Bearcat, or a Single Six but I doubt anyone would carry a single action only for self defense. Curious, I craned my head to get a better look. It probably looked like I was checking out the guy's ass.

Unfortunately, some crunchy granola lady followed my eyes and saw the gun too. It's funny but I think most people don't even notice open carriers unless something draws their attention to it. Usually that Walmart is nothing but white trash mixed with niggers and chinks fresh off the boat who don't even speak English and haven't fully assimilated to the gibs culture yet. None of those people give a shit about hassling you for the most part. They'd also probably step over you if you were bleeding on the ground but still. Yet somehow this lady had drifted across the commercial strip from the health food store and ended up facing something she had probably only read about in Mother Jones before: a white male civilian with a gun. You could practically see the excitement in her eyes. She was NEVER given the chace to fulminate against this kind of thing in real life. This was going to be so much better than just screeching about it online! She was as eager as a /pol/lack who was actually being given an opportunity to gas Jews.

She launched into that biker like he was Hitler reborn and his hands were still wet with the blood of gay disabled negro jewish converts who he had just pistol whipped to death with that very gun. I could barely keep up with everything she accused him of. Racism, sexism, homophobia, misgendering, micro-aggressions, it just went on and on. I think I even head something about Tibet in there. Now the clerk was obviously pretty uncomfortable. He kept trying to calm her to down to no effect. But the biker was just bemused. He had an almost smug look on his face. He must have been over 300lbs of fucking Roadhouse brought to life. What the fuck was this 100lb ethical vegan gonna do to him? I think that was what really set her off. The fact that an avatar of her faith's evil stood before her and he didn't even care that she had just told him "The Power of Hillary Commands You!"

That was when she went for the gun. She never would have made if anyone had taken her seriously. Instead she somehow managed to nab it and, shockingly, was intelligent enough to back out of anyone's reach. The clerk started to nervously ask her to drop it but she just screamed at him to shut up. It took her two hands to hold that massive hunk of Ruger cast stainless, but the barrel was rock steady and pointed right at the biker's heart. Then she got a truly evil look on her face. It was like that sanpaku eyes meme but a hundred times worse. You could tell that she was willing to kill that guy and she would suffer no remorse. She was justified right? He was a bad man. Everything in her moral code told her so. I will never forgot what she said next. It chilled me to the bone and has been replaying in my nightmare ever since. I know for a fact that evil exists /k/. I looked it in the eyes and heard it speak. She looked at that guy and said:

Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.


6d29d3 No.558347

>>558345

faggot


55596a No.558348

the wall of text above is an absolutely 4chan tier post. it is a ruse and not worth your time reading


29c2db No.558349

File: 947535b5daae060⋯.png (16.5 KB, 524x362, 262:181, uhh.png)

>>558095

>>558062

This guy's right. Use spoilers less. Hurts screencapability.


4bfdbe No.558350

File: b486738d6a3326a⋯.jpg (12.49 KB, 504x349, 504:349, s_zipacna3.jpg)

>hurr lets make fun of soccer moms /k/

>mfw my own soccer mom is a gun nut

You will never have your own.


29c2db No.558351

>>558350

Unless she wears spats, I don't really care.


e0c2af No.558364

I got some second hand nonsense for you /k/unts

>not even a full 24 hours after floridurr shooting

>dramaqueen bean bitch is trying to organize a walkout

>muh feelin's muh childrens how many must die ect

>a couple of good ole' boys start poking fun at her

>bean bitch starts lashing out, full on hysterical

>at least 20 people put "walk out if you're gay" as their snapchat stories, bitch loses it

Generation Zyklon at work. Doing you niggers proud.


f6a702 No.558389

File: ffbe5b49fde956b⋯.jpg (259.16 KB, 1456x1027, 112:79, This will be quick.jpg)

Ok something for you fuckers this is about how my pal nailed his /k/razy step mum

>Friend's dad marries 34 year old women who is into guns

>Friend is somewhat shunning of her due to not having a mother since his mother died when he was 10

>She decides to go out with him on hunting trip to gain his trust

>She is a avid gun owner and hunter

>They have fun hunting moose in the Ontario north

>During night from what he told me she was drinking like a fish

>Was only in a shirt and panties

>She comes onto to him

>Buddy gives in and empties his "clip" into her

>she ends up pregnant

>His dad thinks the child is his own

>My friend cucked his own father into raising his grandchild

>My friend moved out to Texas out of sheer shame and disbelieving of what he has done


fdcd1d No.558391

>>558389

le_doubting_man.jpg


f8d98e No.558404

File: 68527498b9904a1⋯.webm (7.97 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Hvala ti Arkane.webm)

This is from December

>I get to go on vacation last year during the winter and I don't have to watch the fort like the year before that.

>Generally speaking I tend to have a fun on me and I have a friend who I leave my shit with if I'm leaving country

>Friend is house sitting his parents place in a somewhat upclass community

>Haven't see him in a good long while so we're shooting the shit out on the driveway

>Some time passes by before we notice the neighbor woman is giving both of us the death stare

>I'm dressed in some unmarked hugo boss and hes dressed like some hippy who has a rifle and belt slung around him

>You two are them right wing terrorist I've been hearing about on the news

>lolwut.png

>We both ignore the hag and go back to talking about whatever

>This woman has the gall to grab my arm and yell I WAS TALKING TO YOU

>I look at this woman and say to her you dun fucked up.

>Immediately start screaming the lyrics the webm

>Her face turns from bitch to horror as she falls to the ground

>I continue to scream the song at her as she crawls back onto her property

>She manages to get herself up and into her house

>Friend is on the driveway almost out of breath from laughing so hard.

>Time to split I tell him

>Police come hours later and ask him what was going on and he tells them shes just off her meds again

>They leave satisfied.

I spend the next eight hours getting shitfaced in an airport.


0a439c No.558410

>>558201

>That was fun and sad.

Because you miss it or because WV gets depressing?


7277e3 No.558418

>>558345

okay strelok that got a giggle out of me have a (you)


cde629 No.558427

>>558345

Doesn't Blackhawk SA?


192882 No.558559

File: 165fa04337573eb⋯.png (197.54 KB, 680x370, 68:37, 165fa04337573ebc398732e4a2….png)

Not soccer moms, but kinda related.

>Be two years ago in early August

>Camping with buddies

>Campgrounds recently became a no guns zone but we didn't know that

>Shootin' shit in a ditch, no way it could hit someone

>Unloading my buddy's handgun for shits and giggles

>"Hey!"

>huh?

>"Yeah you!"

>Look up, there's some soyboy on an ATV

>"What's up?"

>"Don't what's up me! That's extremely illegal, what are you doing ruining MY camping trip!?"

>Shoot off last round in handgun

>"Do that again and I'm calling the cops!"

>We were almost done anyways, shrug and intentionally swing it by his direction since I know it's unloaded anyways

>Soyboy ducks off of ATV

>Buddies and I are laughing

>"Th-that's not funny! I'm serious!"

>We call shooting shit quits for the day

>Fire ban but it's been raining for two days straight and cops never come out this far innacampgrounds unless someone calls

>Get fire started in rain storm

>Sheriff's Deputy comes by at like 11PM that night, still raining

>Tells us to put out fire and gets uppity when we show him rain soaked clothes, tickets us for evading the fire ban

>Soyboy comes by smug as fuck despite it being late at night

>"You shouldn't have been shooting earlier, it's your own fault for breaking the law"

>This chucklefuck called the pigs on us…

Continued in a second


192882 No.558562

File: 43bbfba5759914e⋯.png (113.36 KB, 915x645, 61:43, 43bbfba5759914e8420dc6ee24….png)

>>558559

>Be 2AM

>Cold as fuck, soaked to the bone because no fire

>Buddy and I agree he brought this upon himself

>Sneeki Breeki to his campsite

>Trailer, California plates, smells like they've been smoking shit tons of weed (legal herr but whatever)

>ATVs parked outside

>Notice a pupper

>This faggot left his pupper out in freezing weather on a leash

>Pupper sees us and wimpers

>Being bad camp neighbors and calling cops was one thing, but this was the last straw

>Cut leash on pupper and take back to our camp since pupper is docile as fuck

>Get fireworks out of trunk, big illegal kinds of fireworks

>Set them up facing trailer

>Soyboy's window was open on the trailer

>Launch firework towards window

>Misses and explodes a few feet off

>"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

>Begin screaming random cursewords in German and Russian

>Guy sticks his head out the window to figure out what's going on

>Unload full mag right next to his face

>He's clearly deaf and crying at this point, thinks we're terrorists or something

>Scream Allahu Snackbar and throw firecrackers through window

>He's shrieking

>Make a run for it

>Fired off raifu out car window while passing his camp at dirt and shit

>Friends tell me the next day that he had packed up and left before they got up

And that's how I got 20 hours community service and a free pupper, /k/.


22c64a No.558563

File: 047d80092cdb5b5⋯.jpeg (29.79 KB, 600x909, 200:303, doubt.jpeg)


e0c2af No.558570

>>558562

>>558559

Good man, Strelok


192882 No.558573

>>558563

Ok, the firecrackers might have been a bit of an embellishment and it had only been raining for one day but the rest was true. Gave the pupper to a spic who's half white son had autism last year since my town home is anal about pets- the dog seems genuinely happy other than the kid occasionally getting too rowdy with her when I go over to hang out about once every month or two.


0a1805 No.558590

File: 66e3864ed20b0e7⋯.png (2.08 MB, 960x960, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 25b1f78c1359ba5⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_20180306_231312[1].jpg)

I know the thread is for soccer mums but I have Cat Mother story.

>2015

>doing my second year of my BA in History

>get bored

>decided to buy an airsoft gun

>have fun shooting tobacco tins and fruit

>hear the load mouth cunt wailing HE HAS A GUN

>two days later they wait for my mum to be in and their tell her I shot their cat and show pictures of shot with airguns

>my mum believes them

>tell her that isn't even possible

>decided to get .22 air rifle to make a statement

>wait 18 months for things to cool down

>buy the .22 online

>have the .22 rifle in my hands with steel targets

>start slapping down those targets with 12ft/lbs of UK legal freedom

>the next door decided to watch me in my house

>wave at him with the rifle in my hands

>go in the garden

>tell him it's an airgun

>The Scouse cunt erupts

>YOU HURT MY CAT IM GONNA FOOKIN CAVE YOUR FOOKIN 'EAD CUNT

>me: What? I only got this two days ago.

>I stare him down standing there cradling my rifle

>WHAT ARE DOING TO DO, SHOT ME

>I stare him down standing there cradling my rifle

>YOU FUCKIN' NONCE

>Rushes back in

>His loud mouth cunt whore pops head out the window

>I'M CALLING THE POLICE

>I stare at her tits while cradling my rifle

>She darts back into the house

I haven't heard a peep from them since.

Here is their "family" portrait.

Here is the rifle.


0332cf No.558597

File: dd6c82ba33793c9⋯.png (56.6 KB, 569x506, 569:506, ClipboardImage.png)

>move to rural area

>bit of woods and hills next to house and neighbors are pretty far away

>fuck paying 30$ for an hour at the range

>staple target to moving box and start shooting from an old picnic bench

>half hour later

>still shooting

>hear "HEY!" through y electric earmuffs

>turn around and some woman is standing at the corner of my house

>take ear muffs off and ask "Yes?"

>she starts walking towards me angrily

>start to panic think I shot over the woods into someone’s house

>she walks up to me

>she walks past me

>she walks to my table and points to my ar

>"you’re seriously shooting one of these fucking killing machines?"

>wtf

>starts usual soccer mom ebil babby killer

>in my fucking backyard

>ask her how far she walked from her house just to be a retard in my backyard

>"not far I drove here"

>so you just abandoned your family to drive over here and be cunt to me?

>"I didn't abandon anything my daughter's in the car"

>wtf 2.0

>she starts the small cock compensating talk

>actually grabs my dick

>”you actually have a pretty big dick”

>say “what the fuck” out loud now

>she takes her breasts out and asks if I want to fuck her

>look at her body and realize she’s a little cubby which is my type

>still a little confused she leads me to the table

>she starts stroking me behind her back and see her panties drop to the ground

>bend her over the table and start fucking her

>she takes my hand to grab her breast

>she starts pushing against me

>she starts moaning with every thrust

>I feel like I’m about to explode inside her

>all of the sudden “Mom!” gets shouted from around my house

>I freak

>I pull out

>she stands up and puts her breasts away

>look up and her daughter is already standing at the corner of my house

>”mom?”

>”oh uh come here sweety this is mommy’s friend”

>standing behind the woman so her daughter can’t see my cock out

>she’s stroking me behind her back so can’t close pants

>her daughter approaches us

> she look ~10yo

>”I need your help with my friend just like before ok?”

>WTF 3.0

>she steps aside showing my cock and her daughter steps toward me

>want to step away but she has a death grip on my dick

>”I’ll lay back on the table and you’ll be between me and my friend”

>”OK!”

>the kid drops her pants and bends over for me

>the mom leads me to her asshole which looks looser than wat I imagined a kids asshole would look like

>she pushes me in

>it feels amazing, the tightest thing I’ve ever been in

>the girl gives out a moan as I sink in

>the mom goes to the table and lays on her back

>me and the girl shimmy towards her and she starts eating out her mom

>I start fucking the girl, still can’t believe how amazing it feels

>half way through the mom reminds the daughter to touch herself

>hear a muffled “mmhmm” from the vagina and see her start stroking herself

>I’m getting ready to come and tell them

>they both break apart and drop to the ground in front of me

>the mom says “say ahh” and jerks me off

>look down at the two and see it

>the girls little cock laying across the grass, she’s still stroking it

>I’m a little shocked and disgusted

>but still cum

>the mom takes to shots

>she moves my cock to her daughter/son and he/she takes the rest

>the two get up and we clothe our selves

>they thank me and leave

>day later I ask around my neighbors if they’ve seen a mother/daughter that look like them around here

>don’t know if I want more or want to avoid them

>they all tell me no one like that lives around here

>mfw there’s a mother/trap duo driving around rural Indiana fucking strangers

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

9cd880 No.558600


fdcd1d No.558601

>>558597

le man of doubt.tiff


df1fe9 No.558602

File: c7a67557d14352d⋯.gif (1.99 MB, 280x202, 140:101, 1429923023982-0.gif)

>>558597

>doubt but also concern


2b8de8 No.558604

>>558427

Yeah, the transfer bar model too.

>>558597

Dude, why'd you fuck a pair of skinwalkers?


f8d98e No.558605

File: e52434a6ec448c0⋯.jpg (57.71 KB, 810x867, 270:289, why.jpg)


9bc463 No.558606

>>558597

You should be banned


2a9671 No.558607

Recent one here. Not really a soccer mom story, but more like future-soccer mom exposed.

>be high school senior

>rich area, mostly white + Indians/Pakistanis

>day after FL Indian girl in AP Macro (who loves Bernie, thus hates the class) says she wants to have a walk out

>"Strelok, can you believe you can buy the exact same gunthe military has?"

>ignore her for a bit, she keeps ranting

>"You can buy WEAPUHNS OF WAR!!1!"

>"No, full autos have been banned since '86."

>"STRELOK, how do you know that?"

>"I just moved here from Texas. I have guns."

>"How many?"

>"Not that many, just like 20. I'm on a shooting team."

>"STRELOK, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT MANY GUNS?!!??"

>tell her most are from my grandpa, they're shotguns, etc.

>show her a pic of my safe on my phone

>points to Ruger Precision Rifle

>"Why do you NEED that?"

>show her my SKS

>"That's just a hunting rifle!"

>explain SKSs were literally used in wars, RPR is less deadly

>Pakistani edgelord across the room starts saying he has AKs and wants to shoot up the school for "Uncle Osama"

>teacher is hardcore conservative, tells kids to chill the fuck out - shootings are rare and media (including social media) makes them seem more common

>nobody cares about me owning guns at this point

>everybody says Paki edgelord is school shooter and he gets reported to the counselors office by someone a few days later

Is this what white privilege feels like?


44417a No.558608

>Inna tech school at lunch

>Watching holland and holland gunmaking video with progun buddy

>Normally friendly girl in my class gets nosy and walks up and sees what we are watching

>Mouth open for a second, then says "Did you hear what trump said? He said only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun. What an idiot."

>I reply "So what do you call the cops for?"

>"Idc the vest thing howard ever did was ban guns."

>Sits with the turk in our class for 30 minutes talking about gun crime

>Don't make a gun you will blow youraelf up with it

>Has the gall to say that if I rocked up with a long bag she would run like hell

>Jimmiesrustle.gif

>Let it seethe

>Working on vertical mill

>Hey anon do you have a T bolt

>Sure as long as you don't accuse me of making a gun with it

>she wuts

>Draw her into a quiet part of the shop, rest of conversation is tense, but civil and low voiced.

>If you knew the bullshit I had to go through to get my license you wouldn't have said half the shit you did in the classroom

>Wuts again, says is this about my opinion on guns

>I say I don't care about your opinion but your insults of my mental state to everyone in the classroom were *infuriating*

>Give dis bitch the coldest stare I can manage

>She looks down and does that thing people do when they know they've fucked up bad and they're at fault

>Avoids looking into my eyes rest of day, classic amygdala break

>Give her a bright smile at the end of the day as I say goodbye to everyone


22c64a No.558610

File: bbb2ded1ede7951⋯.jpeg (356.12 KB, 565x599, 565:599, at_first_but_then.jpeg)


df1fe9 No.558612

>>558604

>Dude, why'd you fuck a pair of skinwalkers?

How do you think we get more skinwalkers?


f6a702 No.558619

File: 9764b17a1f10a24⋯.jpg (18.4 KB, 360x374, 180:187, niggra what.jpg)


813497 No.558626

>>558597

>shitposting in a thread of "then everyone stood up and clapped" tier stories is a permabannable offense

So this is what the new BO's vision is.


f8d98e No.558635

>>558626

lurk fgt


39e713 No.558665

>>558597

>Rural Indiana

Please, strelok, do tell me more.


5b6141 No.558684

File: 9b55f0a54909211⋯.png (392.68 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2a7be484c91ce19bb24963ed19….png)

>>558597

>Rural Indiana

>mfw Sister is fat and lives in rural Indiana

>mfw sister has a cuck husband and liberal as fuck about them there baby killers

Then I remembered my niece is genetically female so there's no way this was her


2f1cf1 No.558702

>>558684

>my niece is genetically female

How sure are you of that? His gender could have been kept a secret since birth like my animes.


5b6141 No.558718

>>558702

I had to change her diaper a few times, anon. I think I'd know.


39e713 No.558735

How many Indianons do we have? Not so many on the map.


92b456 No.558750

File: bfda7d3426d77ae⋯.jpg (45.56 KB, 500x375, 4:3, CSxHWpKUkAAWcL0.jpg)

>>558091

>they seem to respect criminals more than people who won't hurt them

>people who won't hurt them

There's your answer right there. Leftists talk about how niggers and spics can do no wrong because muh oppression, but at the end of the day it's about the fact that your average white male gun owner is the least likely person to shoot them, whereas Tyrell and Tyrese are the most likely.

The leftist brain only understands appeasement. Their M.O. is to find the scariest, meanest bully on the playground and kiss up to him, while mocking and deriding anyone they don't think will hurt them. The leftist is the quintessential toady. Hence why leftists create shit like "piss Christ," but you'll never see a "piss Mohammed." They'll happily drag a Christian baker through the coals to make him bake the cake, but they'll never do the same to a Muslim. They'll shriek at Bob and Bill the white gun owners for being evil baby killers, but go to any length to protect Jayqwan since he's just a poor boy. They'll bitch at John in accounting for committing sexual assault by talking to a woman who didn't like him, but never mention migrant rape gangs.

At the end of the day, the best way to get a leftist to respect you, the best way to get them to not only stop antagonizing you but to viciously defend your every action, is to threaten them. When threatened, they roll over like an obedient puppy. If you do not threaten them, however, they perceive your unthreatening nature as weakness and will attack you.

Basically >>558084


f0475d No.558769

not really related but i read this story on cuckchan's /out/ which by the way is still a pretty great board once about this guy who was hunting and he shot a deer and some hipsters grabbed the deer before he could get to it and took it with them on a truck presumably thinking they were rescueing it, did this ever happen to anyone?


060b86 No.558771

>>558410

I missed it because I like WV better than california.


814b6b No.558789

>>558606

I agree with my white friend


6f0a51 No.558810

File: 9d5532fa13e6233⋯.png (173.26 KB, 2688x2688, 1:1, thinkegn.png)

>>558597

how much is a ticket to Indiana?


707dec No.558817

>>558810

>believing this bate

leave


e7e427 No.558819

File: ec6a7489eb906a1⋯.jpg (164.32 KB, 719x960, 719:960, LiberalvsLeftist.jpg)

>>558750

>There's your answer right there. Leftists talk about how niggers and spics can do no wrong because muh oppression, but at the end of the day it's about the fact that your average white male gun owner is the least likely person to shoot them, whereas Tyrell and Tyrese are the most likely.

>The leftist brain only understands appeasement. Their M.O. is to find the scariest, meanest bully on the playground and kiss up to him, while mocking and deriding anyone they don't think will hurt them. The leftist is the quintessential toady. Hence why leftists create shit like "piss Christ," but you'll never see a "piss Mohammed." They'll happily drag a Christian baker through the coals to make him bake the cake, but they'll never do the same to a Muslim. They'll shriek at Bob and Bill the white gun owners for being evil baby killers, but go to any length to protect Jayqwan since he's just a poor boy. They'll bitch at John in accounting for committing sexual assault by talking to a woman who didn't like him, but never mention migrant rape gangs.

>At the end of the day, the best way to get a leftist to respect you, the best way to get them to not only stop antagonizing you but to viciously defend your every action, is to threaten them. When threatened, they roll over like an obedient puppy. If you do not threaten them, however, they perceive your unthreatening nature as weakness and will attack you.

Modern Liberal “Left” =/= Actural Left


9bc463 No.558821

>>558819

>post

>pic

U dun goof'd


55596a No.558823

File: f56536db2104197⋯.png (89.05 KB, 369x688, 369:688, 62353e57734f71ddf2f0971323….png)

>>558819

NOT

REAL

COMMUNISM


87fb18 No.558831

>>558819

>Modern Liberal “Left” =/= Actural Left

I agree - no one has the right to call himself an actual leftcuck until he's dead in ГУЛаг because of scurvy, hunger, pneumonia or tortures. I wish there was more actual leftcucks nowadays.


4e98b1 No.558836

>>558819

Did you really quote a full three paragraph post in order to respond with a five word quip?

Wherever it is you came from, you need to go back. Here's your (you).


3cb14f No.558845

>>558819

The beliefs of the "Russian communist" would be the same in tzarist Russia, it has nothing to do with being leftist. If anything, Marx would have found his beliefs problematic.


2a9671 No.558860

>>558769

My cousin said something like that happened to him once, but they were homeless people, not hipsters.


f0475d No.558868

>>558860

lel do homeless people steal kills for food? that sounds almost beastial like they're a bunch of hyenas or something


ba1d9a No.558874

File: 199c16ea9a1b0bd⋯.png (138.86 KB, 409x351, 409:351, 1450062866598.png)


11231e No.558902

>>558817

Do you not realize that intentionally taking the bite is an extension of the joke, or are you just retarded?

Or are we getting meta here and you're pretending that you didn't know people were pretending to take the bait so I'd be the retard for calling you the retard?


f6a702 No.558917

File: 82530edc0350b1b⋯.png (137.84 KB, 632x316, 2:1, commies are great right le….PNG)


387a80 No.558945

File: 44a81a24353becd⋯.png (94.3 KB, 800x800, 1:1, LiteBrite.png)

>>558391

>>558563

Why does it seem like nowadays everyone automatically assumes you're making it up? I remember being bored during lunch break at work once and looking /k/ caps on Jewgle this site is blocked, and because of Jewgle's recent destruction of the ability to "view image", it sent me to leddit's r/4chan. I decided to scroll down to see the comments, and they were generally doubting it, even though it very well could have happened wasn't a soccermom-type story and was unique. I get the feeling that this because of the headline of 4cuck's /b/ you know, "you're a fag if you believe this bullshit", and this is them sort of attempting to fit in but not really though you guys because I'm not a racist, sexist, transphobic meanie like those 4Channer hackers!.


7454d0 No.558946

>>558945

>this site is blocked

>using someone else's internet connection

>ever

Why are you deliberately increasing the number of people who can spy on your internet traffic?

Also,

>not knowing how to bypass blocklists


387a80 No.558949

File: a0b7d975c86a182⋯.png (11.13 KB, 442x430, 221:215, hurrr.png)

>>558946

I'm a bit of a brainlet when it comes to computers, anon. Care to enlighten me?


df1fe9 No.558954

>>558860

>>558868

Beasts all over the shop…


2ecc10 No.558955

>>558945

It's never worth debating you type of people because all you'll ever say is "it could've happened!!!" despite every single bit of common sense or deductive reasoning to the contrary. You literally do not have the mental capacity for skepticism. I've hung out with likely literal shizos who believed in leprechauns and magic because "multiverse, it could happen." Same deal. Just fuck off back to leddit.


22c64a No.558956

>>558945

>Why does it seem like nowadays everyone automatically assumes you're making it up?

That's not my automatic assumption, I generally believe that most of these stories are at least based on a real event, albeit exaggerated to varying degrees. It's stuff like

>I cucked my own dad with my MILF stepmom

that I start to doubt, because that sounds like the plot to a fucking porno film.


387a80 No.558959

File: 3c373fc278c098a⋯.jpg (138.26 KB, 838x638, 419:319, smug_nip.jpg)

>>558949

Oh well.

>>558956

No, I agree completely.

>>558955

I literally don't?


2ecc10 No.558962

>>558959

>Smugposter is double-digit IQ

Why am I not surprised


387a80 No.558965

File: 320d5aa2aef9784⋯.jpg (46.39 KB, 398x370, 199:185, smug_levels.jpg)

>>558962

As you said, I literally do not have the mental capacity for skepticism, which is why here >>558959 I mention my agreement with >>558956 's doubt.


7454d0 No.558969

>>558949

If you're posting using your work's internet connection, everyone with access to that router (your boss, whoever does IT for the business, etc) can see everything you do on the internet. The NSA may know regardless, but in my opinion its better to just have the NSA know what you're doing online, instead of the NSA plus Google plus Microsoft plus your mobile provider plus your ISP plus half the people at your work.

To get past blacklists, just use a VPN or Tor with a bridge.


fe328b No.558973

File: 083595839cfb5ae⋯.png (14.03 KB, 107x100, 107:100, kraut.png)


387a80 No.558976

File: d66f3c30ef1215e⋯.jpg (67.96 KB, 427x640, 427:640, mountain man.jpg)

>>558969

Oh, looks like I wasn't a complete brainlet.

I posted a few times out of intense irritation, and then afterwards it was blocked, otherwise I knew better than to do that, so it was fine for months, since I got the job.

For the latter part, again, it's at work, I can just read or something.

Much thanks anyway, anon.


29c2db No.558983

>>558559

>muzzlesweeping someone

Faggot

Though, given the next bit, it goes quickly into the realm of unrealistic anyway.

Still, anyone who muzzlesweeps someone and goes "lol it's unloaded dood chill" is a faggot worthy of a nice public lynching.


29c2db No.558985

>>558597

That was pretty good actually, BO is a faggot.


7454d0 No.558986

File: 669b9d37c29ff2e⋯.jpg (63.49 KB, 620x693, 620:693, 83f.jpg)

>>558976

>I posted a few times out of intense irritation, and then afterwards it was blocked

The business you work at. Does it have a HR department?


2ecc10 No.558999

>>558969

Why are you spoonfeeding common knowledge to a braindead shitposter?


9d0c6a No.559024

>>558976

IT guy here. Unless we're exceptionally bored and have some reason to snoop on you, we're just going to look at any suspicious domains that get flagged and block them. Your boring-ass online life isn't worth paying attention to, especially compared to Cheryl's affair or the grit under my fingernails or the latest Arsenal listings on gunbroker.


5b6141 No.559059

>>558983

Anon, if only you knew the things my buddies and I have done with funs. They'd make slavs salute in honor and niggers do a double take.


6c3f09 No.559131

File: ec6b66e20113956⋯.jpeg (150.87 KB, 670x750, 67:75, 54AFE5E5-F902-4655-A684-7….jpeg)


f0475d No.559134

>>558817

>bate

>>558902

> bite

both of you are newfags or dyslexicfags


26c89d No.559178

>>558597

Congrats anon. You now have AIDS


2f1cf1 No.559197

>>559024

This is bullshit, every tech I've taken my computer to get repaired has looked at my porn collection.


39e713 No.559222

>>559197

Have you seen the news that Geek Squad was collecting info off of computers for the FBI?


a06397 No.559227

>>559222

My porn folder is what got me hired by GCHQ.


7837d2 No.559302

File: e5b98a4c0ab3849⋯.jpg (27.7 KB, 600x456, 25:19, e5b98a4c0ab3849aa8fa2597a5….jpg)

>>558597

WHAT THE FUCK!


edf705 No.559359

>>559227

Browsing h8/k/ in the lobby before my interview got me hired at the ATF.


9d0c6a No.559449

>>559197

So you're saying that you're good enough with computers to set up that sort of auditing, but bad enough that you can't fix it yourself?


312d15 No.559452

>>559359

Browsing 8chan at work made my employers move me to work in Stare Kiejkuty blacksite.


9afa63 No.559459

File: b04aa28af80eb41⋯.jpg (167.64 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, engie.jpg)

>>559452

Browsing 8chan at work got me nowhere because I'm self-employed.


2f1cf1 No.559465

>>559449

>set up that sort of auditing

>every file on every os automatically keeps track of when it was last accessed

>IT guy here.

>IT guy here.

>IT guy here.

lol IT is a bunch of computer-illiterate perverts, whodathunk?


9eba51 No.559469

>>559459

Browsing 8ch at home got me my job as a professional NEET.


2ecc10 No.559470

File: 42483794c13c012⋯.png (39.21 KB, 787x440, 787:440, lel.png)

File: 3b44ab40a92edd4⋯.jpg (69.06 KB, 540x674, 270:337, 6da99f8134a4013ff08469b601….jpg)

>>559449

>"set up that sort of auditing"

>IT guy here

<IT guy here

>IT guy here


d7ddf5 No.559501

>>559459

NEET is not self employed


aeb6a0 No.559549

File: 97f5b073556cfcf⋯.jpg (26.61 KB, 500x500, 1:1, FUCK YOU LEATHERMAN.jpg)

>>558597

Jesus wept.


a680b3 No.559565

File: 5b903d43b2f10f2⋯.png (87.16 KB, 600x378, 100:63, 5b903d43b2f10f224597e62185….png)

>>558597

>rural Indiana

What's worse than your post is the fact that I could see something like this actually happening once you get out of the suburbs of Indianapolis.


c2efda No.559579

File: cc9b12431ee7e13⋯.jpg (47.35 KB, 775x837, 25:27, e893d42874ba2e01847d200de4….jpg)

>Live in bumfuck PA

>Want to go shooting with my bud

>Call him up

>We go to an old slate dump outside of our little town

>He brings his WASR and I bring my old 12 gauge

>After about 5 minutes of shooting old liquor bottles and beer cans two chicks dressed like hippies emerge from the woods

"Hey!"

>Awfuck.jpg

>I've read enough greentexts to know what's going to happen

>We stop shooting and just look at them

"What are you guys doing?"

>She seems pretty calm, maybe this won't be too bad

>We just tell them that we're shooting and they just say okay and that they're camping and they're tent isn't far and that we should be careful and not shoot in their direction

>The other one is staring at our funs

>Ask them if they want to try them out

>They agree, but they seem a little skiddish

>We show them the basics and let them have at it

>They're having a lot of fun

>First one pulls out a little glass bowl and takes a hit them gestures to me

>Not much of a dude weed guy but I decide a little won't hurt

>Friend turns her down

>After a couple minutes the weed is kicking in

>Start to get a little flirty with the girls

>Friend just stands there because he has ballbusting gf that he hates

>First girl is holding my shotgun and doing sexy poses with it

>I just keep goading her on

>She stars licking the barrel and shit

>"It's so fucking warm"

>Boner nearly bursts from my pants

>She turns around and the gun goes off

>She kneecaps her friend

>She's laying on the ground screaming, and her leg is completely fucked

>It's fucking folded in half

>My friend and I grab our shit and run down the hill to the car and speed the fuck outta there.


387a80 No.559589

File: 57f7e31e6d44393⋯.png (568.74 KB, 500x775, 20:31, Absolutely Disgusting.png)

>>559579

The whores got what they deserved, but you should have gotten in trouble for being a filthy degenerate.


9d0c6a No.559686

>>559465

>>559470

>delete from recent items

>anon doesn't know where to find MRU lists in hkcu

>anon doesn't run shadow copies

>???

>profit


f0475d No.559785

>>559579

>My friend and I grab our shit and run down the hill to the car and speed the fuck outta there.

Kek


506384 No.559791

File: 913f03f03443ac7⋯.jpg (30.51 KB, 480x680, 12:17, 1425692552205.jpg)

>>559579

I'm saving that one Strelok.


d99e04 No.559792

>>559579

>having so little self-control you couldn't turn down dude weed girl's offer and tell them to fuck off

If you have your wits about you nobody can blame you for their fuckups.

It was still a good idea to gtfo tho. You should probably never go back to that particular spot


506384 No.559798

File: ab2ab336d860c27⋯.png (280.45 KB, 600x661, 600:661, 1471245327806.png)

>>558389

Your friend's name wouldn't happen to be Hal would it?


d99e04 No.559800

>>558945

Because, while these stories are typically very much within the realm of possibility (emphasis on typically, I know some of them are blatant fantasy), there are also a lot of outright liars on imageboards and you'd be a fool to not have at least a little bit of doubt.

The stories are fun to read, but don't let that turn you into a listen and believe tier moron.


6230a8 No.559807

>>559800

You'd have to be a window licking moron to not take a grain of salt with EVERYTHING you hear, on a Congolese cross-dressing board or elsewhere (include irl), without having seen it yourself or readily available evidence that proves it.


c3e7ab No.560075

>>558597

>tfw fapped to that


bfdd7e No.560158

>>559807

That was literally the entire point of my post.


6230a8 No.560161


d01cd0 No.560170

>>557981

Former Cav/medevac pilot. Deployed as California National Guard medevac pilot. Come back, work as peace officer in major California agency. Deployed to major protest in sanctuary city. Woman in islamic headscarf approaches, says I'm an occupying force. I say "no, here to protect your safety and free speech." She says my presence offends her. I say "Ma'am, the hardest night of my life was just outside of Farah, Afghanistan. Flew a little girl who had been beaten (ultimately to death) by her father for some unknown infraction. We flew her at night, under goggles, in bad weather. Told her I'd do the same for her her if she needed help. Little girls in Afghanistan rank lower than livestock. True story.


00ef23 No.560217

File: 98e360302c2137f⋯.jpg (26.15 KB, 490x323, 490:323, 1464311457350.jpg)

>>558597

Not bad


bead6d No.560230

>>560170

>helping the enemy


73f304 No.560242

File: 87aaa5d4fbaca3b⋯.png (124.41 KB, 650x650, 1:1, hotcuckets template.png)


6a89fb No.560274

>>560230

But she wuz just a kid an sheit u can’t hurt womyn and chilluns can you? Wouldn’t want to be Nazi would you?


d34279 No.560279


d34279 No.560281

>>559579

I thought Streloks were smarter than this.


6a89fb No.560283

File: 89133969a8ab510⋯.jpeg (148.43 KB, 1440x810, 16:9, 84B04C76-DB99-47CC-9CAD-E….jpeg)

>>560281

It’s not real strelok


d34279 No.560301

>>560283

Of course.


0c9f4a No.560443

>be me

>out on the range with comrades shooting

>time passes, eventually noon comes around

>stop shooting to consume edibles

>finish my food, ordered to relieve the Absperrposten

Basically guarding the entry to the range

>range is in a forest well within walking distance of our base

>beautiful summer day

>enjoy not having to do anything beside standing around

>some seniors pass by, because it's a beautiful day for a walk in the woods

>nobody cares about the shots, they know that we use this range

>hear children coming up the road towards the range

>oh god no

>it's an entire Kindergarten of kids being led by only two women

>THEY ARE COMING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME

>looks like they took the Kindergarten on a field trip

>they are coming closer and closer

>can hear the children talking clearly now

>women look at me confused as they are coming closer

>suddenly: shooting starts again

>women freak our

>children are scared

>they turn and run

>get worried, but nothing happens for the next couple of minutes so I calm down again

>eventually get relieved and go back to shooting

>as I am about to receive more ammo the Zugführer calls me over, tells me to leave my gun and ammo with my comrades

>do as ordered, follow him

>he leads me to the range entry

>a police car is standing there

>ohshitfucknowhatthefuckhappened

>police ask questions if I shot at anybody

>deny everything

>ask me if I saw a group of children

>Tell them I did

>apparently the women thought I was shooting AT them

>have to go with police to their station for further questioning

>have to wait in a room while they interview ALL of the children

>takes for fucking ever

>they don't have any proof that I shot at them besides the two women claiming I did

>safety officer confirms that I didn't even receive ammo while guarding

>am released near midnight

And that's the story of how I was nearly jailed because some


8264eb No.560457

>>560443

women are a disease


3a9316 No.560461

>>560443

If you think your nation's military is trying to kill you, why would you call the police?


cde629 No.560467

>>560443

>>have to go with police to their station for further questioning

How the fuck normal police have power over military? It's current year Germany, but ffs…


6a89fb No.560503

>>560467

They’re working on changing “solider” to “civilian in uniform,” and integrate the army into the police administration. At least that’s what I’ve heard.


9cd880 No.560507

>>560503

So, the exact opposite of what the NatSocs did. Guess they want to make way for the EU mercenary army!


df1fe9 No.560519

>>560461

It's the exact same thought process that gives us such jewels as:

>cops are horrible oppressive racist patriarchs that just want to kill poor brown people

<but only cops should have guns


a06397 No.560719

>>560443

>two kindergarden teachers are allowed to bring kids anywhere near a military facility without getting stopped

>having the public in any way shape or form nearby without massive swarms of guys in uniform sperging out/supervising

You know if this was any other country I'd call bullshit but you never know with Germany.


2e0a5c No.560749

>>558597

Oh fug, you have the one about the /fit/ anon getting his boipucci compressed at the gym?


5ab3ce No.560760

File: 6b39da2f8bc5b91⋯.webm (1.12 MB, 640x361, 640:361, WEW.webm)

>>558597

>this is the top replied to post on /k/


d6a729 No.560785

File: a9f7a6791043e2c⋯.png (123.24 KB, 1488x1288, 186:161, k - the day strelok fucked….png)


3d6a63 No.560799

>>558597

>rural Indiana

I'm a Hoosier /k/ommando, and I demand to know where the hell this kind of stuff happens.


8c669f No.560803

>>560785

>he didn't put me in the screencap

Now how will I brag to my friends on reddit :(


a680b3 No.560818

File: 6fbde74446b358f⋯.png (91.31 KB, 616x444, 154:111, 1455789504008-1.png)

>>560799

Carmel and the college towns are probably the only places this wouldn't happen. I should know, a methlab was found in a hotel down the road from where I work two or so months ago.


331cc2 No.560819

>>560799

It's probably bullshit, but I blame the Calumet region in general.


3b2ce9 No.560860

File: 5d3812e815fa36e⋯.jpg (468.95 KB, 3216x2136, 134:89, 5d3812e815fa36e6b51f5ded90….jpg)


5282ff No.560869

>>558955

There is a big difference between skepticism and just denial. A big part of what made green-texts so good was that you couldn't know if it was real or not and anons could put huge amounts of detail into fake ones or little to no effort into real ones since there was no way to know for sure. Simply saying that there is no way for say >>558597

to be real isn't skepticism. Pointing out the inconsistencies, improbabilities as well as the way the anon made the greentext almost as a parody of similar greentexts is skepticism since even by pointing it out you aren't making the fatal mistake of making an undoubtable claim that the story is false, thus doing the same thing as saying it has to be true, the opposite of skepticism.


2ecc10 No.560872

>>560869

>Twisting words this severely to try to excuse being naive fuckwit

No. Having the basic sense to distinct between improbabilities and practical, realistic impossibilities is what separates you and I. There is technically no inconsistencies that cannot be explained at least semi-rationally in >>558171, as I made the point on in >>558180. With your skewed definition of "denial", I can say rationally say that any skepticism of, iunno, magic, per se is denial. Within these rules, you cannot sense magic, nor see it, but if I say it exists you are in denial about the existence of magic because you cannot wholeheartedly and completely debunk it.


5b6141 No.561301

File: 3e7cd4b71c8dc95⋯.jpg (80.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 3e7cd4b71c8dc9582be14c2e0e….jpg)

Not so much soccer mom but kind of related, happened yesterday.

>Get really bad bloody noses, like horrible gushers as if I was eating out a women who's had her period backed up an extra month

>Work at manufacturing plant

>Soccer Mom Coworker (we'll call her "Janice") accidentally saw my other buddy coworker's CC last week

>Flipped shit about it and he explained he was license and everything

>Asked her not to tell the boss man and to let it go, he'll be more careful

>She ratted him out to the company president who didn't give a fuck, but told him he couldn't CC at work because there were "children around"

president's grand children and great nieces/nephews get babysat occasionally after school for a few hours in the office half of the building

>Now my buddy gets random "inspections" to make sure he's not CCing

>Total bullshit, Janice is giving him a smug as fuck look all the time even though that bitch could have just kept her fucking mouth shut

>Be leaving work

>Suddenly get a really bad bloody nose, like worse than usual

>Out of tissues

>It's ok, gonna do laundry when I get home

>Try to ride it out, use front of shirt and back of hand to wipe up blood while driving the old-ass truck home

>It's bad, really bad, not sure if it's change in temperature or what but I've got blood all over myself

>Stopped at a red light that always takes 10 hours to turn green

>Notice Janice's vehicle to my left

>Her windows are rolled down

>Roll my window down to wave (I wave to my coworkers and friends when I see them driving)

>Notice her kid has gotten bug-eyed and is staring at me

>Remember I'm covered in blood

>Janet is on phone and doesn't realize I'm in my vehicle next to her car

>Evil idea flashes through my mind

>Grab pocket knife from coffee cup holder

>Flip it open, begin to act like I'm breathing heavy and getting angry

>7 year old child is becoming scared

>No one behind me (thankfully)

>Light turns green

>Open up my door/stick foot out as if I'm getting out, and begin yelling incoherently as Janet has still yet to notice me/is starting to drive

>Kid lets out a blood-curdling scream, thinks I'm coming out of the vehicle to get her

>Janet has confused look on her face as she drives on

>Get back into truck and floor it, keep a slight distance but tail them for two miles before turning off on my normal route home

>Laugh it off when I get home

>Forget about it and do laundry

>Be this morning

>"Thanks a lot, asshole!"

>Huh?

>"X was terrified all night because of your prank and kept saying the bad man was coming to get her! I didn't get a lick of sleep because she climbed into bed between my husband and me!"

>Probably just upset that her brat cock blocked them

It doesn't make up for what she did, but it makes me feel better. Fuck the children.


5b6141 No.561303

>>561301

>Just realized I swapped from Janice to Janet

Fuck it, her name doesn't even start with a J but every Janet and Janice I've met has been a cunt.


e5afaf No.561337

>>561301

Should have told her that maybe her jizz monkies that spawned from her cunt wouldn't be so scared if they knew their mother had the ability to protect them.


407dff No.561350

>>561301

Why didn't you say she hit your face and caused a nose bleed?


407dff No.561352

>>560457

Why am I biologically programmed to desire them?


5b6141 No.561384

>>561350

Because I work for small business America, not cucked corporate America.


f4dfb0 No.561502

Fucking retards advocating gun control are now on 8chan everywhere >>>/leftpol/36996


c92c1d No.561513

>>561502

>expecting from a board named like that not to be retards


f0475d No.561532

>>561502

huh strange, the other day i was browsing /trannypol/ just for laughs i swear and i stumbled upon a gun thread and appearently even they are pro funs. too bad the rest of their ideologies are still trash though


22c64a No.561535

>>561502

>leftpol/leftypol etc

>8chan everywhere

Commies on 8chan are an aberration, they don't exist outside of their containment boards and a few odd shitposters on /liberty/.


6d29d3 No.561622

>>561532

trannies are gravitating towards the right wing because they see muslims throwing fags off of buildings in the ME and compare that to the 2016 GOP convention where all those old twats hired countless male whores so they know which will be most likely group to take them in

lump that in with tricky dicky spencer's aut-right group of literal mongoloids and you have "based right-wing trannies" that fucknuggets like /r/T_D are eager to suck the clit-dick of.

Common Filth tried to warn people but not many wanted to listen sadly


807c12 No.561623

>>561532

Leftists only use guns when it suits them.

They all in the end are pro gun control.


b538be No.561624

File: a7f87e3977d31ce⋯.jpg (52.87 KB, 474x595, 474:595, 1465386831147.jpg)

>>557979

>she gets in front thinking she's stopping me

>i put the car in reverse and back out

it's the little things.


b538be No.561630

File: 3c1aaf42ea750ce⋯.jpg (13 KB, 238x300, 119:150, (jazz_music_stops).jpg)

>>558945

>Why does it seem like nowadays everyone automatically assumes you're making it up?

>fires a full mag at the dude's face

>20 hours of community service

>Why does it seem like nowadays everyone automatically assumes you're making it up?

gee, I wonder.


c92c1d No.561637

File: 9062a167ac71521⋯.jpg (217.31 KB, 790x573, 790:573, ror_big.jpg)

>>558062

Absorutery honorary.


4dc9c7 No.566958

>>558104

I know it's fake because no hipster faggot on this planet have that level of situational awareness.


8bcada No.566967

>>561630

I meant I unloaded next to his face. Forgot to mention I ran up to the window.

The 20 hours was for the ticket I got earlier that night. They never pinned the fucking with him on me.


59b9b9 No.566971

File: 904781560b490da⋯.gif (503.66 KB, 492x386, 246:193, ass.gif)

>>558062

You're alright, kid.


66bab0 No.567082

>>557978

3rd pic. the guy reposting the story says "OP was a dick to point it at her…". Where does it say that he drew his firearm let alone pointed it at the cunt?


813497 No.567105

>>567082

The anon in that cap was posting a story of his own, and comparing it to some other unknown story the OP of his thread had posted.


80ebb9 No.567182

File: 2db1d387f482f58⋯.webm (3.05 MB, 420x240, 7:4, Around_Finns_the_ice_is_t….webm)

>>566971

I swear we're gonna get a school shooter the way the city folk here been treating everyone who grew up in rural texas on ffs acts like a texan. Hell, not sure what they fixin to pull off aside from pissing off all the people they can't deal with. Fucking idiots.

I just moved cause our parents sold our old house and bought a semi-rural house near a river

>One of our neighboors son kinda halfcuck weaboo. Think the furry who an hero'd himself with a shotgun the other day

>Gun nut. Really hates trump/obongo

>Wants to repeal NFA

>Somehow this guys not a strelok

>Always complaining about no gf, world sucks

>Told him the old saying, 有江山就有女人。“If you have the rivers and mountains (It means country) you will always have women.

>Guy actually works out now and tries to be a decent person

>Moved out of his parrents house and got a job

>feels good to inspire people

>Hopefully this guy doesn't end up as a conservicuck

>Flordia happens

>Everyotne in school on edge cept for the true texans

>Be trying to just finish HS

>Annon why'd you fucks have to vote for trump??!??!

>We gonna march to show the politicans we care XDXDXD

>Kid in our school from Schertz, tx (Down south)

>Nobody wants to talk to him cause he's quiet like me

>Group of nigresses walk up to em

>All you white men this that bullshittery

>We gonna march your asses off whitey

>They go march

>MFW these fuckwits got accepted into UT Austin and I get into CAP (Conditional Acceptance Program)


80ebb9 No.567208

>>567182

Americhink from earlier. Schools been a shitfest these days

School principle just got assraped by the distric superintendent and boarf ffs

>liberal scum be crying for walkout

>Pricip tells school aint for politics

>Pajeets threaten to stage massive charachter assinsination of our otherwise moderate board and superintendent.

>Rally is allowed

>Gun control talk is allowed

>All us 2Aers gettting buttfucked

>We get the rich white conservicucks to back us

>Meeting with superintendent

>Threatens to cut election funding :)

>MFW now walkout is allowed but no 2A arguments

>Teachers don't care cause they paid shit

>cops dont care cause earlier.

>Time to add people to our cause discreetly.

Feels nice to be winning the fight to a degree. We're planning on showing them the horrors of (((communisim))) and how the 2A prevents that. Hopefully it's gonna strike a tone when I finish translating journals from my family during the cultural rev and shit.

Also recent, Webm related

>There's a bright finnish qt in our class who was kinda the liberal type, Also recent, Webm related

>Smart and beautiful, not a common combination,

>White beta thats her BF tries to start gun control discussion

>Not really her BF cause she openly dates a spic and a nig at the same time

>Interrupt him

>She takes his side

>You know, the only reason that Finland wasn't the 16th soviet Republic was because your ancestors have guns. Point to Karelian ASSR as proof of intent

>She broke up with the beta the next day after he tried to bring confiscation up ag

>Later found out that she was a history buff, it appears that my history autism somehow redpilled someone LOL

>Couple days later get called into princp office

>Anon someones parents told us you shouldn't talk to her again.

>Ask why, get told cause muh supposed psychological issues, try to kick me outa honors.

>Mumis well known for her accounting and loan abilities to counter-jew jews,

>Mum also served as the CFO of a major company at one point and is known for fucking people who crossed her over

>Undoubtedly angry cause asian parents, grades be important

>She got some Harvard grad lawyer who's really tough to return a favor and threatens to sue the shit outa the school pro bono

>Isn't taken outa of honors

>Finns mum shows up and demands answers as to how this "school shooter type" is allowed at school

>Principle says they can't do anything

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg

>Later next week she finds where I'm currently living cause I'm the lone asian in a white neighborhood now

>Knocks on door and I answer

>Threatens me

>Tell her that she's not welcome and slam the door in her face

>No use in calling 911 cause Dallas cops don't give a shit unless someones dead/dying

>Tells me that she'll kill me

>Now my parent let me sleep with a loaded handgun next to bed and gifted to me

>basically live alone cause my parents left this week cause Obongocare ( Self employed) was fucking our income over and we would pay less without insurance…. But insurance is required….

>I was tempted to chase her but she's too loose. not someone I'd trust my health with. See below post on how my health is fucked

>tl;dr quite asian kid who everyone thinks is gonna be the next satanic baby murder for owning an ==AR-15 ASSAULT RIFLE WITH MAGAZINE CLIPS== somehow managed to convince a liberal to back the 2AI

There's also a mennonite qt in our school whos smarter but not as good looking. Anyone have experience with Mennonites? I really like her blue green hectochromatic eyes cause my best friend had that before she died due to drunk ass driver

I feel really dead and bad that I have to control my emotions heavily because I either have a) a brain aneurysm that hasn't broken b) tumor in the brain c) possible nerve damage in the brain. One side of the family had several people die after major emotional trauma cause of major aneurysms so I have to be careful…

Sage but anyone have some advice in relationships? I'd rather not die from some sort of stroke when I get hit hard with a breakup Obviously I have not dated anyone or else I wouldn't be fixin' to ask that question on a autisim board dedicated to restoring constanople and removing kebabs along with tibetan basketweaving.

Hold me streloks it feels so hopeless even in urban texas now. I feel like I'm climbing out of the pit in Dante's inferno everytime trying to convince people and them some plant fucks it all over for me.

>Texas turning democract in the next election probably if we cant stop spics.

Also should I talk about the time a liberal SC a /k/autist (me), and a bunch of rural folk showed up to a shooting comp? Hella funny.


3a70b7 No.567238

HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.

>>567208

>bright finnish qt

>Smart and beautiful

>she openly dates a spic and a nig at the same time


80ebb9 No.567253

>>567238

I meant outside of that. Of course.

Mennonites still cool but idk what they'd think of an Asian guy.


94cdda No.567268

>>567208

If the bitch threatened you, you have grounds to sue and possibly have a warrent issued. Never take shit from leftists.

Texanons need a meetup. There are a lot of us.


704a38 No.567315

>>567208

Keep a recording device handy whenever these bitches try to get in your face so you can sue.

As for mennonite girl, I doubt she or her family would be cool with an Asian dating her. I'd suggest going for an asian girl, but those don't seem to be available. Don't stress over dating/not dating people. If you don't find anyone interesting, that's ok. Once you go to college you'll find more people that are worth your time.


d6e174 No.567344

>>567208

stay the fuck away from white women you flat faced subhuman gook reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

find a chink lass and farm her rice fields, but do not procreate in our lands

>>567315

>I'd suggest going for an asian girl, but those don't seem to be available

the fuck are you talking about, it is so easy to get in between their legs


80ebb9 No.567392

>>567344

Maybe actually figure out how to organize pro 2a support instead of shitposting cause someone got your panties in a twist.

>Implying an Asian woman wouldnt steal all your monies and then cry -rape.

You seem to forget china/Korea got hit by feminism harder than the us.

>>567315

What I thought. Thanks anyways

I'll join the meetup after I get a law/med degree so I can bail others out. No need being dead weight

>>567268

Dallas city court is stacked against me in this so hard they're is no way I'd be able to live a life without death threats. Some asshole probably leak the case out to the press. Maybe if I was in Waco or ft worth.


9cd880 No.567400

>>567392

Don't racemix. You're only making it harder for the next generation, when you do that, but I know your kind never care to think about the future.


80258f No.567436

I never understood the Soccer Moms meme.

Mothers round here won't let their kids leave the house without a machete.


707dec No.567442

>>567400

It doesn’t matter. Racially pure races don’t exist, at least not in America.

>>567208

>dating

>high school

>no STDs

pic one annon


ad3c29 No.567448

>>567436

In butgerstan the average suburbia runts don't have any real threats against them, so their mothers have to look for imaginary threats to protect them from. Daytime news is more than happy to oblige this, making them paranoid and jumpy around anything even resembling violence.


50094a No.567471

>>559579

>allow two completely inexperienced stoners to play with your guns

>inevitable accident

>leaves the scene

A bit irresponsible, heyna?


b71f27 No.567477

File: e1db7829d80fdab⋯.jpg (68.22 KB, 717x698, 717:698, what did this nigger just ….jpg)


394186 No.567486

>German neighbor new to the US comes over

>Not so bright soccer mom hands him an unloaded revolver and tells him this is what freedom feels like

>German neighbor prances around the living room with an unloaded revolver mocking my mom

>I get called in to do something

>German neighbor hands the unloaded revolver back to me

>German neighbor thinks his kids will be shot walking in the park

>Years later I find out his son died of a drug OD

Stupidity is absolutely tragic. Don't be a dumbass around guns.


39e713 No.567495

>>567477

Checked for Hoosier meetup needs to happen. I've got a 1000 yard range with a massive berm (a big flat fucking corn field with a house sized mound of dirt at the end), but the parents would be too stranger danger to ever let me host a 'fest.

>>567486

I'm confused. Are you saying your mom was the soccer mom?


394186 No.567496

>>567495

>Are you saying your mom was the soccer mom?

Unfortunately, yes.


cd9717 No.568442

>friend sells me AR a few weeks after Parkland shooting

>buy optics, iron, and sling

>need to zero it in

>walking to corner of farm with ammo can, target, and raifu

>overhear Dad's company yelling about "weapons of war"

>Dad is attempting to stay out of it

>Walk into barn to let Dad know I'm going to be making some noise

>His company freaks out

>"ANON WHY DO YOU NEED THAT?"

>"It's just a Carbine, relax"

>"ANON YOU WERE RAISED BETTER!"

>"Seriously, this is nothing, a child could shoot it. I own better guns that this.."

>"JUST HOW MANY GUNS DO YOU HAVE ANON?"

>"uhhh…15..20? I've honestly lost count since Grandpap died"

>Dad is smug af

>Zero in M4 then return with Grandpap's raifu

>"Anon, that gun looks like it's for hunting, what is it?"

>"M1 Garand, it was Grandpap's"

>"I didn't know your Grandfather hunted"

>"Well he didn't hunt for long…just for a few years when he was in Korea"

Fucking normalfags.


b63e44 No.568444

File: 1b999a19f963b33⋯.jpg (83.72 KB, 913x1024, 913:1024, hahahaha hahahahahahahahah….jpg)

>>568442

>"Well he didn't hunt for long…just for a few years when he was in Korea"


9cd880 No.568451

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

a680b3 No.568458

File: 5f9213db76bfaad⋯.jpg (150.9 KB, 500x818, 250:409, 094ea6f0d9bc8fd1e6b96da3b2….jpg)

>>568442

>"Well he didn't hunt for long…just for a few years when he was in Korea"


d6a729 No.568466

File: 00467905042304f⋯.png (627.73 KB, 2310x2147, 2310:2147, 00467905042304f407f4251b15….png)

>>568442

>"Well he didn't hunt for long…just for a few years when he was in Korea"


0639cc No.568474

>>558062

Have you considered learning English?


e07e26 No.568481

File: 20dfdca1d78526c⋯.png (793.57 KB, 569x802, 569:802, 1517175290479.png)


2b02ae No.568495

File: 835db3814002457⋯.jpg (249.66 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 37486317_p0.jpg)


9945cc No.568541

>>557757

>tfw when something you posted in 2013 is still being shared on /k/

By the way, I'm still around, I just don't post as Blind Wife Guy anymore. Son is 2 now, with a little brother/sister (we're staying ignorant until it's born) due in September.


6d29d3 No.568542

>>568541

I know this is kinda offtopic for this thread but do you have any stories about the

>I've been shot at, attacked by wild animals, involved in multiple car accidents, and set on fire

line you posted in that screencap?


6b09bd No.568543

This is the fakest, Larpiest shit i've seen, and every time a read an obviously fake post i cringe internally.

If you have such a connection with firearms that you get off on reading this shit, you should be banned from owning firearms, because you obviously have a problem.


b66c47 No.568544

>>557756

I'm calling bullshit: it's believable until the police search her purse and house for contraband without a warrant. It could have worked if the steroids were on her person because "search incidental to arrest", but the steroids, pirated movies, and weed would all get thrown out, especially since she's supposed to have a good lawyer bought on daddy's money.


cd9717 No.568545

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>>568495

>M4

You're right, never should have called it that. It's a basic bitch AR that has M4 stamped all over it. I only bought it because it was cheap ($200) and my friend was in need of the money at the time. I've never claimed to be much of an operator, I'm just a farm boy that could always hit anything he saw and was tasked with cleaning all the guns once Grandpap got too old to do it himself. When I was younger he'd still break down his service raifus every week in the living room and tell me stories. I'll post some here sometime when I'm lurking. He wouldn't let me enlist when I became of age. He always resented the Army, he attempted to sign up but couldn't pass the tests since he never learned to read well. A month or two after they started killing gooks in Korea he got a letter and was drafted. He ended up getting a command position and becoming an expert in hand to hand combat with the M1. Trained lots of men how to survive when ammo supplies ran dry. I tried him once when he was in his early 80s, he was still fast enough to fuck my shit up. Scared me enough that I never tried him again.


2b02ae No.568546

>>568545

>i-i don't really have a machine gun Mr ATF, h-haha

Sure lad


b66c47 No.568553

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>>558597

I don't know how, but the ban makes this exponentially funnier.


9945cc No.568556

>>568542

>shot at

Senile old fuck living on the edge of the park took a shot at me with a .22 when I walked up this camper, then apologized and said he thought I was the guy that'd been harassing him that he'd called us about. Only other time I've had someone (deliberately) point a gun at me was some Mexican pot farmer, and he decided he didn't want a shootout.

>attacked by wild animals

Feral pigs, rabid racoon, feral dog, and a small gator.

>multiple car accidents

Totaled my car when I was 18 when a van full of spics stopped in the highway for no reason and I rear ended them. Got t-boned by a motorcycle doing 90 in a 45; I had glass fragments all over my face, neck, and arm, biker somehow survived with a broken collarbone and a concussion. Wife freaked out because very similar accident is what blinded her when she was 3. Also was a passenger in an agency vehicle that rolled over down a 100ft embankment when dumbass driver tried to take it off road to 'see what it can do'.

>set on fire

You wanna hear about the time a coworker set me on fire with an angle grinder (just yanked my shirt off and stomped the fire out), or the time my pants caught fire while dealing with a grass fire?


9945cc No.568558

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>>568556

To clarify, wife was not in the vehicle during the accident, she just freaked out because of the similarity in the accidents and was afraid I'd been more seriously hurt and was hiding it from her.


6d29d3 No.568561

>>568558

>>568556

Heartwarming but damn dude it never registered the past times I read the OG blind wife story that she's 19 years older than you

Can I get uhh the coworker story pl0x?


9945cc No.568566

>>568561

Uh, no. She's nearly a decade younger than me. The post about some chick getting cataracts surgery in the 70's is another person; that whole thread was about people who've dated disabled people; he dated an older woman who was legally blind, I was dating (at the time) an actually blind girl, and there was a guy who was dating a deaf girl, all posting in that thread.

>dumbass coworker story

>we get a 'new' Chevy Blazer

>Air Force CUCV surplus we got for free thanks to DoD transfer to law enforcement

>riding with rookie I was training

>pops it into 4 wheel drive without getting out to twist the doohickey on the wheels to lock the axles or whatever; don't ask me how old-as-fuck 4x4's work, I'm not a car guy; I know how to make it do what I want, but I don't know the terminology

>"let's see what this baby can do!"

>drives off a fucking embankment while I'm screaming at him to stay on the pavement or I'll beat his ass

>he realizes the embankment is a lot steeper than he thought and swerves to get us back on the road

>car rolls over onto its roof and we slide the rest of the way down the embankment

>he learns some new cusswords while I get myself out of the vehicle and radio for someone to come pick us up

>truck is seriously dented, but somehow none of the windows broke and it's fully functional; maintenance guy says he can fix the dents

>only thing injured is the new guy's pride

>he's not allowed to drive an agency vehicle anymore

>ever

>including the golf carts the maintenance guys drive

>fucking hell, dude, that could have gone a LOT worse


9945cc No.568567

>>568566

Oh wait, you probably meant the time a coworker set me on fire with an angle grinder.

>first 'real' job as a teenager, working for a cable company

>need to cut some pipes and hang them on the outside of a building to run cable through

>partner has me holding the pipe while he cuts it with an angle grinder

>spray of sparks lands on my shirt and it catches fire

>notice fire, whip shirt off and stomp on it to put out the flames, go back to holding pipe

>coworker never notices a thing until he's done cutting and asks why the hell I'm not wearing a shirt

>spend the rest of the day wearing a shirt with a six inch hole burned through it

Super exciting story, yes?


6d29d3 No.568569

>>568566

Oh my mistake, I thought they were all your posts in that thread


6d29d3 No.568571

>>568566

Top jej, newbies who think they are the hottest shit are the funniest - the dunning-kruger effect is a bitch

Thanks for the stories btw my dude, getting a qt loyal blind wife is an inspiration to us all

>>568567

lel I assumed by your initial post you meant something more along the lines of "coworker got pissed at me accidentally printing my cc and tried to have a go at me with an angle grinder"

(sage for double posting)


39e713 No.568572

>>568543

>He doesn't literally worship firearms

Get a load of this guy.


9535fb No.568576

>>568541

You're a lucky man Strelok, make sure your kids don't become pozzed or start browsing imageboards and become losers though.


b66c47 No.568596

>>561301

To be fair, you're asking for it if you're strapped in some manufacturing plants.

>working innafoundry, buddy on ladles is a Klansman

>didn't have a problem with him CCing as long as it wasn't while we were moving iron

>doesn't listen to me and CCs a nano while moving the iron anyway

>surprise safety inspection because the mexicans always leave their fucking melt jackets open

>thankfully, the two that always do it got ICEd, so no guarantee of a $10,000 fine

>Klansman tries to hide his nano because he decided to bring it on the melt line like the meth vacuum he is

>drops it into the iron and it almost instantly cooks the rounds off in front of the inspection crew

>we get shut down for a week and had to fight OSHA the whole time just to keep the pots on so the iron didn't cool and ruin them


5b6141 No.568602

>>568596

Yeah, it would be different if we were in a foundry or something like that. We're torpedo builders. More specifically electronics guidance systems builders.


0639cc No.568613

>>568541

cool blog liked and subscribed


7905f4 No.568620

>>568543

The fuck are you doing here if you're not a worshipper of the /k/ube heathen?


6a6f50 No.568649

>>568543

I have a quest for you britposter. Seek justice for telford and rotherham, when you're done, that's all we're going to be fucking talking about for ages.


41c588 No.568651

>>568543

Oi where is your knife permit?


5ca57a No.568688

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>>558597

"God looks out from the heavens upon the children of man, to see if there is a discerning person who is seeking God.

All have gone astray; each one is altogether perverse. There is not one who does what is good, not even one."


6a6f50 No.568696

>>558597

Got any more rural Indiana stories?


7e4aef No.568721

>>568596

>melt jacket

I'm curious – would those things actually protect you if you got molten metal on you? I'd figure the amount of heat conducted through the jacket would be enough to cause pretty severe burns regardless of whether or not the jacket melted.


0639cc No.568724

>>568721

It's probably woven as to have the most air per volume of cloth and/or made out of some kind of silicone


b66c47 No.568805

>>568721

It depends on how much. It'll deal with light spatters easy, we even shook excess molten iron out of castings by hand, but if you're talking about surviving anything like spillage or falling in, no.


64c6be No.568947

>>568805

I was thinking along the lines of minor spillage, like a small amount of the stuff falling onto someone.

>falling in

I've always wondered what that would be like. I'd imagine you'd die pretty quickly from thermal shock. It would be a hell of a way to die to be sure.




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