ea58ba No.550760
haha you get to be a vegetable my dude, have fun
eabc7e No.550769
>using a gun for suicide
You'll become another "gun crime" number libtards will use to rally for gun control and you'll make the gun feel bad too.
423c07 No.550771
Don't use the gun to kill yourself, because of >>550769's reasons. Use pills or some shit. If you must use a gun, clear as much evidence of your political history as you can (or just melt off your fingerprints and smash teeth), dress up in Bernie Sanders gear and go on a rampage through some vibrant inner city community.
cf1657 No.550796
>implying buckshot is lethal at less than 2 meters range
The shot needs to be spread out more before it becomes lethal. you should know that, faggot.
You should use .22LR, which is usually made from more soft lead, causing it to expand quicker and causing more bleeding, leading to a quicker death. It also doesn't have that minimum lethal range issue, which is why it is used for hunting small game. Instead of shooting your head (which will leave you with lead poisoning in your brain and tumors developing around that) you should aim for your liver. If you manage to hit your solar plexus somehow your heart will stop instantly and you will go unconscious as well, causing death in a couple seconds.
ffcdec No.550797
I think I know what OP really wanted us to talk about.
>implying I wouldn't bang a butterface with huge tits
fe1aa9 No.550798
>>550760
This, if the Rio ammo even manages to go off.
854b96 No.550854
>>550797
what'll you do with the landwhale, roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?
ffcdec No.550859
>>550854
I'd Finish the Fight.
1be958 No.550861
>>550755
You should shove it up your ass and post a picture of it with Hillary stickers.
48000b No.550870
At least try to kill George Soros or something you fag.
a70c77 No.550871
>>550797
>butterface
Eh? You haven't seen how ugly a lady can be. Have you? She better work on those abs, or those things are gonna lose their value very quick.
c75053 No.550887
>>550755
Feel free to kill yourself, faggot, but don't use a fucking gun to do it. You're just making them look worse.
c75053 No.550888
>>550797
>Your time is limited
Pottery.
67c0ca No.550890
>>550797
Dude she's 8/10 in the face, just has a dumb smile.
And, god, those tits, those fucking tits. I would fuck her six times a day, which is 1 more time than I usually masturbate. They could feed hundreds of my children. I would keep her pregnant until her 40s. And then? When she can't get pregnant anymore? Then I'd really start fucking her.
854b96 No.550893
>>550890
>I would fuck her six times a day, which is 1 more time than I usually masturbate
67c0ca No.550898
>>550893
Do you think I'm lying? I am 100% serious. I would have sex with her once every two hours and thirty minutes.
854b96 No.550900
>>550898
it's not the chubby chasing which disgusts me, but the fapping that you should stop
67c0ca No.550901
>>550900
You are right it is probably excessive.
854b96 No.550902
>>550901
you'll break your dick if you keep that pace, try to get down to once a week at most
2ce275 No.550904
>>550890
Are you a rabbit ?
a70c77 No.550908
>>550904
There's nothing wrong with being excessively fertile, especially in these 'dark' times.
07b845 No.550926
>>550755
Hey OP there's much more reliable and cheaper and pleasant way to off yourself - an exit bag. You will need a nitrogen tank and a plastic bag. Wrap plastic bag around your head securely, pass nitrogen pipe into it, open it to low throttle. Few minutes later you'll fall asleep and never wake up.
865f13 No.550927
Don't kill yourself anon. Be a man and take out Greg Lansky, then kill yourself in a gunfight against the cops.
1cdadb No.551447
39ef65 No.551449
>>550755
That chick looks off. Like tranny or photoshop off
39ef65 No.551452
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>>550755
Kill yourself with cocaine overdosed and lots of cheap Mexican hookers with herpes. If you chicken out. You live with Herpes. More reasons to not pussy out and do it!
1b0bae No.551457
>>550755
Have fun blowing your face off and eating the rest of your meals through a straw.
Just hang yourself like regular people you nincompoop.
7688d4 No.551458
>>550755
>killing yourself like every other suicidal faggot
How about you film yourself shooting yourself with something from pic related? Make sure to film yourself and get someone to photograph the effects of the round; it's to advance medical science I swear!
a2b120 No.551460
>>551458
Getting anon to test out different rounds on his body doesn't sound like such a bad idea. And you'd have actual results instead of that gel crap.
a499db No.551466
>>551452
>Catching God in a technicality
how talmudic!
>>551458
Confetti rounds sound like wholesome fun for the entire family
91bdab No.551482
>>551466
>Confetti rounds
I like how they're indistinguishable from the flashbangs except for the packaging.
2bf75c No.551498
I lost my consciousness once because of a brain not getting enough blood through the neck - it really is basically painless. If any of you is dreaming about the suicide do it the right way then.
8edace No.551509
>>550755
Hypothetically, have you considered not killing yourself? I mean, maybe instead read a lot of philosophy and work out a bunch? See where that takes you.
9fbba0 No.551511
Why not kill some niggers/spics with that shotgun, Anon? You'll do the world a favor, and you get to become /pol/'s new darling.
23b043 No.552047
>Making a poor innocent gun spend the rest of its life in an evidence locker because you're a pussy.
0f4991 No.552256
Give your life purpose.
Plan a heist.
If you fail, you're suicided by cop. If you succeed, well hey that was cool.
a499db No.552288
>>552047
>>Making a poor innocent gun spend the rest of its life in an evidence locker because you're a pussy.
I thought in america you can buy evidence super cheap after it exhausts it's use?
Like drug dealers' boats or cars in which someone got his brains blown out.
3ec111 No.552317
>>552288
Depends where you are.
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2d3b94 No.552635
>not at least going for a high score
Come on man, at least have some fun doing it.
586e1a No.553105
>>550890
>Dude she's 8/10 in the face,
PFFT, TOP WEW M8.
a70c77 No.557136
>>553105
Not everyone lusts after pakis, 40%.
86e438 No.562441
>>551498
Hanging is painful I dont care what anybody says you are slowly strangling to death
4a7e6b No.562461
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>>557136
>having to make up demographics because you're actually 56% and can't call others non-white anymore
5088ae No.562463
>>550755
>killing yourself
>not killing the people who make you feel this way
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
f8988b No.562464
>>562441
you retarded nigger. you put your neck in the rope, and jump off something. your body weight will snap your neck when the rope tightens at the end of its length. i think the us army had a guide for how far you had to fall depending on body weight, just use that
f8988b No.562465
4a7e6b No.562468
>>562463
Unironically this
Suicide is for pussies
8ee7ee No.562469
Put some briquettes on a grill inside a confined space and fire it up.
Huge portion of the rest of the world uses this method to cheaply yet effectively stop increasing queues at the post office.
You're just ruining a gun that someone could use.
6ac953 No.562474
>>562463
If he's going to do the former, he might as well do the latter. I mean, if you're going to blow your brains out because of sad feels, at least externalize them before you shuffle off to Hell like the soy boy you are.
71d0c6 No.562477
So anon…? Did you kill yourself yet?
b647a8 No.562481
>>550755
If you wanna kill yourself, it's cheaper and more peaceful to make an exit bag. You flood your lungs with helium, so you die from suffocation, but hypercapnic panic doesn't kick in.
46b40e No.562485
killing yourself is immoral, seek god and find joy in this life.
838fad No.562486
>>552624
I still can't get over that girl. I would plant eleven babies in her per year.