15f20d No.546024
Why aren't you a Mormon? Spoke to some today.
>majority White, right wing, hard working, morally impeccable people
>Not jew lovers as some falsely believe
>Survivalists, seriously these guys have guides on making a survival kit on their LDS website
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.lds.org/manual/family-home-evening-resource-book/family-activities/making-a-survival-kit%3Flang%3Deng&ved=2ahUKEwjsivjJqvnYAhUEyqQKHWbeCWgQFjABegQIExAB&usg=AOvVaw3p2ac104ppYnPQNp1UHjZf
>Support gun ownership, an LDS church recently got caught selling unregulated firearms online.
>Get your own planet and shit after you die
>Broadway musical about them
Think about it, lads. If we all joined, including /pol/, we could potentially undermine them and awaken a great many whites discontent with the present system.
15f20d No.546028
If they don't buy it, we form a new sect within Mormonism and fuck shit up
29f50e No.546029
>british flag
>supporting heresy
Anglicans round 2?
6b638b No.546042
>>546024
/pol/ would have a bad time in the LDS church. My Ma's LDS. Her whole side of the family are LDS/can trace their lineage back to some of the founding members, my Grandma built (yes, built) her house outside of Salt Lake City when the "city" was still rural as fuck. The church will look out for its own, but it's a fucking cult through-and-through. Do NOT get involved with them, or even associate with them, unless you're willing to make a lifelong commitment/actually believe at least some of the shit they're spewing. They are pro-funs, but they are also mostly fudds about it and are bigger on volunteering your time/humanitarian aid than they are on making political statements. They won't let anyone freeload, so expect to be put to work, and you will be expected to fast for at least one day a week/donate the equivalent money you would have spent on food to the church, and you will be hounded to volunteer your time if you live near any of the major LDS centers (the only real reason to be Mormon unless you're a hardcore believer). If you're male, you WILL be expected to go on a mission for two years or you will be looked down on by the entire community. If you don't do it immediately after high school, you will still probably be looked down on. LDS women are pretty chaste/conservative if they're firm believers, but they're also some of the most boring women in the world who are only interested in church and babies- there's plenty of conservative gals out there that actually have hobbies other than cooking and cleaning who make better companions. They will nag at you non stop and they will get pissed off if you do anything that violates church creed. My grandmother was banned from getting married until she promised to sign a contract saying she wouldn't gamble (she and her husband only gambled like once a month and it was what in modern day terms would be like $20 each).
I won't say I have bad memories of the LDS community, but I will say that you will horribly regret getting involved with them if you aren't planning to make it an autistic life commitment, and if you're even /pol/-lite about things like race, you will not be welcomed in most communities.
15f20d No.546047
>>546042
But can't I get a cute Mormon waifu have many Aryan babies and then convert her to Nazism. I can be very persuasive
63fa97 No.546048
>>546024
I used to be Mormon. It's better to have Mormon friends and connections than it is to be Mormon.
b024e0 No.546049
>>546028
You need to get a fairly large mass of followers if you want your breakaway church to survive more than a few weeks. You can do that by bringing a pretty huge number of people with you who know about your cult ahead of time, but that would need to be a group making up a significant percentage of the current size of the LDS. As you may have guessed this is less than viable.
The second, more workable, option would be to con/subvert existing church members. You'd need a fairly detailed analysis of their theology and the general psychological profiles of the members NB: 'they're crazy and believe weird shit' is not enough detail. This is significantly longer term, but if you play it right and get lucky then you could end up as Mormonisms very own Martin Luther.
>>546047
>I can be very persuasive
From the small amount of contact I've had with mormons so far you'd probably be shit out of luck. It's not church, it's not church teaching, it's not church authorised good works, therefore it either doesn't matter or is evil.
62e4b5 No.546051
Theyre all zionist for one. Their highest hope in life is being good goy livestock for the Chosen people. Same goes for all Evangelists, and modern day Catholics.
Only white religion left is orthodoxy.
15f20d No.546052
When they rejected Brigham youngs teaching on niggers, was that not a contradiction of their concept of prophetic infallibility? Perhaps Brigham was correct, and the supposed "prophets" of today are towing the egalitarian line and leading the church astray. Brigham was right, the prophets of recent are wrong.
How's that? Mormons constantly change what their predecessors reveal from God, that is something to play on. Challenge their blind conviction to give yourself greater authority.
6b638b No.546053
>>546051
>Orthodoxy
>White
Come on, anon. I'm Greek Orthodox without the memeshit attached, and even I know that's questionable at best.
6b638b No.546055
>>546047
No, I very much doubt it. One thing LDS girls do is gossip, and I doubt you could keep your autism in check long enough before marriage for news that you're a NEETSoc spreads.
>>546052
It's a little more complex than that. LDS members are relatively rational in their thought processes compared to some other Christian-based religions. Much how a girl living in a rich neighborhood and fuck the one nigger rich enough to live there without anyone batting an eye, the LDS church isn't that concerned about a few coloreds running around when the average church scene is white as fence paint and those coloreds on the scene are generally well behaved. Mormons want to have something going like an Israel- LDS members all over the world, but they mostly stay in their respective countries except on pilgrimages/missions.
4a11d9 No.546063
>>546042
THIS 100%
I grew up in a Mormon family, and there's a reason why I left. They guilt you into devoting 90% of your life to the church and will judge you if you can't make the arrangements to cater to their schedules. It's a straight up cult, so they keep close tabs on their followers. After I left the church, I had LDS employers and teachers that would look me up in their database and see that I used to be one of them and would nag me to come with them to services. Mormons also steal traditions from Jews and Freemasons. I remember as a kid, adults would refer to people outside the church as "gentiles". Also, I've known Mormon families to be hidden degenerates as well. The teenage daughters of a family my family knew were well known kleptomaniacs that would take things from our house almost every time they visited. To be honest, my whole childhood has turned me off on the whole idea of religion in general. Keep in mind if you do join, you'll have no time to yourself once you do. Also, there might be a chance they secretly worship Moloch.
0df014 No.546069
>>546042
>>546063
I've had experience with Missionaries, they are obscenely nice and want lots of members in their church for more busywork.
They are pretty much right up there with Scientologists with large networks GLOBALLY and are willing to do anything to make sure their church is seen in a good light.
They are funded by an umbrella corp called the Deseret Management Corp and this includes alot of TV and Radio Stations. They also have alot of ties with feds (who also have recruitment programs and are disproportionately represented in the FBI and CIA and are said to be the best agents/officers) and Goldman Sachs.
I really don't think OP understands what he's trying to get into. especially if he doesn't expect to have 3 kids before he's 30
63fa97 No.546073
>>546069
As far as "mainstream" religions go I think it goes Scientology > Jehovah's Witness > Mormonism. Scientology is literally out of the mind of a science fiction author, it's on another level.
What's really crazy about Mormonism's ties to the FBI and CIA is you practically have to be FBI or CIA to escape Mormonism once your in it. They have formal methods for finding people.
7b08b9 No.546079
>>546024
Because I have more than one braincell to rub together and can clearly see through the bullshit fanfic they call the book of goyism
18ebc0 No.546081
mormons love open borders and liberation theology.
bdbbf4 No.546095
I used to shoot with some mormons, they were like turboNPCs to me. But I drank coffee and had a small goattee at the time, so I was clearly a gentile to them. They had some pretty daughters but I can't play pretend on that scale for life just to be a part of their weird communities.
>morally impeccable
no
>survivalist
most weren't, hunkering down with your canned food in a community is good and it lets your local canning companies make some good money like the underwear makers but it's not really survivalism.
I might change my tune if I could get multiple wives popping sons out for me though.
>>546042
>wanting a woman to do more than breed and cook and clean
GAAAaaaaAAAAAYYY
62e4b5 No.546098
>>546053
Orthodoxy is state level. Each nation has its own church (greek orthodox, russian orthodox etc). Theres no globalist cross border leader like in catholicism. And no rootless internationalism like in mormonism and protestantism.
bdbbf4 No.546099
>>546098
nation =/= state you israeli pretender
70331c No.546100
>Specifically requiring religion to spread life, liberty and property
Weak. The root of current modern day liberalism is that everyone parasites off everyone else. Anything resembling harder work or self responsibility is immediately legislated away; the solution is not more rule, friends.
The solution is to start cutting safety nets.
62e4b5 No.546101
>>546099
It is if you havent been robbed of it, zionist puppet.
bdbbf4 No.546103
>>546101
everyone's a zionist puppet to some extent, even the less pozzed. there is no need to insert 'state' when you mean nation though, unless you're a burger who thinks state is that place that also taxes you besides the feds
9a4300 No.546106
Their ceremonial process is copied after the Mason's
62e4b5 No.546108
>>546103
>everyone's a zionist puppet
bdbbf4 No.546111
>>546108
The first european jew(ess) I met was the daughter of someone in the government in one of the most supposedly 'unpozzed' countries. So while individuals may not be their puppets, I see no reason to think their governments are not.
? is truly the flag of CIAniggers and kikes
a11120 No.546126
>>546042
>>546063
This, also their theology is absolutely batshit insane.
ec2080 No.546136
Half of this here is bullshit.
Mormon here, AMA.
815b3f No.546137
>>546126
you know what.. this actually makes sense
**t. /pol/*
>>546136
which half tho?
70331c No.546138
>>546126
This made me fucking laugh like hell
And is a meme gold mine
ec2080 No.546141
>>546137
The half where Mormons seen to be crazed cultists of some old god.
To make it clear, I know very little about the church near salt lake and whatnot, except for the shit I read on the internet, so I will talk about the local community instead. Regard it as you please.
Most people here have a very firm belief in the gospel, and truly believe in the book of Mormon and that this religion is the way to salvation. Attempts to spread the word and to bring back people should not be looked at as an organization trying to extend it's reach, but as persons that believe that they know the truth and want others to know.
Of course that there are members that don't truly believe and are in the just just because of habit or tradition or that are just complete morons and criminals, but that can be found in pretty much every religion and I don't think the whole international community should be judged because of these idiots.
The religion demand compromise and time, yes, but that is, again, because people really believe in this and have no problem in dedicating their whole life into it.
Also, most women are okay.
054bb4 No.546193
Why are we talking about Mormons on /k/? The /k/ube is the only god.
b024e0 No.546204
>>546193
HERETIC DETECTED
The /k/ube is itself a pantheon constructed from a large, but currently unknown, number of deities in firearm form.
In the names of Browning, Kalashnikov, and Wallis - the operators most high - I pray that the light of the /k/ubes muzzle flash shows you the path of righteousness. If you will not walk the path then I pray that the death the /k/ube brings for you will be swift.
4a11d9 No.546212
>>546141
>The half where Mormons seen to be crazed cultists of some old god.
That's all religions to be honest. But some religions like to reinforce this more than others. I agree that all people should be allowed to believe in whatever they want to believe in as long as it doesn't involve forcing others against their will. And so far, Mormons have done a good job of not being as forceful as they could be.
>Half of this here is bullshit.
>I know very little about the church near salt lake and whatnot.
Then how do you know it's bullshit? I'm speaking from personal experience here. I don't know what the church is like in Brazil, but I know they can't be too far apart in terms of how it functions here.
>10% of your income as a tithing.
>Calling outsiders "Gentiles"
>Door to door missionaries
>Underwear that is supposed to have divine blessing
>Church dances
>prickly brown carpet on the church walls
>>546193
>>546204
These people get it. Our "God" is the glorious Murder Kube. His holy trinity is Lead, Copper, and Brass. He requires no tithing for the promise of dead commies are his sacrifice. He requires no missionaries, for all people know his word in their times of urgent need. He sent his many sons; Browning, Kalashnikov, Stoner, Garand, and many others to bring us closer to Dakka filled enlightenment.
AVE NEX ALEA!
a5b6d7 No.546220
>>546126
>god is just a politician that got sent to this planet by god powers
>lucifer is a neckbeard
>what amounts to centrists became blacks
>Smith is more important Jesus
>if you do a marriage ceremony, you can become a literal god that exists only for sex and nothing more
b024e0 No.546221
>>546212
>Door to door missionaries
I actually quite like the Mormon missionaries that come around every few months. It's fun to start a ridiculously abstract theological conversation with them, and then offer them a cup of tea 5 or so minutes in. You get to watch the inner Brit struggle with the outer God-botherer.
>AVE NEX ALEA!
SALUTO NEX ALEA!
4a11d9 No.546225
>>546221
Do you guys also have Jahova's witnesses? Because Mormons and Jahovas absolutely hate each other. When I was about 10 years old, my dad invited two LDS missionaries to talk to me about getting baptized in the church. We heard shouting coming from outside our front door and saw two Jahova's Missionaries duking it out with the two LDS missionaries. One of the Jahovas got a black eye, it was pretty hilarious.
b024e0 No.546227
>>546225
I've seen Jehova's in the UK, we don't seem to have any … temples? in the part of the country I live in though.
6b638b No.546231
>>546221
>I actually quite like the Mormon Missionaries
That's because you're not LDS/from an LDS family. Try multiple times a week/only once a week if you talk with them for like an hour if you're a church member who just hasn't gone recently or your parent is a church member but you were never baptized thank god my dad's a protestant heretic so he wouldn't let anyone get baptized by either religion until we were 18.
b18284 No.546232
>>546225
Yup, one of my Great Aunts is a hardcore Jahova, I don't think there are many of them anymore though, most immigrated to the US.
b024e0 No.546234
>>546231
Do the Mormons still run their own inquisiton/militia to police the faithful? Or have they been reassigned for ceremonial duties only?
6b638b No.546249
>>546234
Let's just say the LDS church has had a certain level of dissent for the United States since the days of Joseph Smith, and they have enough stockpiles to survive and thrive during balkanization/if the US government were to ever invade, they'd likely lose or be crippled militarily in the attack given the limited routes into Utah. The LDS church would salt the earth before allowing a hostile takeover of their private facilities, which is why their relationship with Trump (well really every president) has been cold at best. Inner Salt Lake City is about the only exception, and even they are somewhat hostile.
a11120 No.546256
>>546149
Thanks, I couldn't find that one.
>>546204
>>546212
I miss the old /k/ube memes.
d3f938 No.546264
>>546024
Why not just start a new pro-gun, pro-white religion that doesn't come with the all the baggage? If Mormonism can attract a following I'm sure anything can.
>>546073
I grew up with a number of yanks. Most of them being here because their parents were CIA or some other ABC that had been sent to work at Pine Gap. One was from a Mormon family so even then I don't imagine going into the CIA/FBI will get you away from them.
>>546051
How can something derived from judaism be white?
6b638b No.546271
>>546264
>Why not just start a new pro-gun, pro-white religion that doesn't come with the all the baggage?
Because you have to find people who aren't already tied to their faith, want to have lots of children, and aren't atheists in an increasingly non-religious world. Unless you're in the Middle East or certain regions of the world, that's pretty much impossible compared to the 1800s.
a11120 No.546274
>>546264
>Why not just start a new pro-gun, pro-white religion that doesn't come with the all the baggage? If Mormonism can attract a following I'm sure anything can.
Because back then, people lacked the common sense and ability to tell these whackjobs out in Utah that they were a cult. These days, you get pic related.
b024e0 No.546292
>>546256
If you want some more accidentally /k/ubist protest art we had pic related in the UK.
>Be a banner - the lowest of the low
>Decide to create a statue to get your 15 minutes
>With the cooperation of the local police acquire 100'000 confiscated or surrendered knives
>Contact relatives of stabbing victims and engrave their names and messages on the blades.
>Publicise your work
>Never realise that you're creating something straight out of a heavy metal album cover that honestly just looks like a knife idol
48dac4 No.546301
>>546024
You shouldn't need to be religious to not be a piece of shit person.
9d995a No.546304
>>546274
so you're unaware that the USG tried to kill the shit out of the mormons, thats why they have their gun and food stockpiling bents.
9d995a No.546310
>>546301
>t. person who lives in a society built around christianity and follows christian morals, except when they don't feel like it
48dac4 No.546316
>>546310
I wasn't criticizing Christian morals. I'm saying that regardless of whether you're religious or not, there is absolutely no excuse to act like a fucking faggot.
ab4533 No.546329
>>546264
>pro-gun pro-white religion without all the baggage
That used to be Christianity…
ab4533 No.546331
>>546316
But unfortunately, there is…
Not to get too philosophical, but without a God or higher power, who decides how to legislate morality? Some other dude? They're only human after all, why should you listen to them? History proves that humans will be dicks to each other no matter what. Christianity just nips this in the bud by stating that all of humanity is in need of redemption and humility.
Just my .02 on that matter.
48dac4 No.546337
>>546331
Morality isn't a result of a higher power, but the conditions of our times. It will adjust depending on the needs. If you look at the sexual revolution, it was only made possible through the invention of the contraceptive. The ability to prevent or terminate pregnancy through a tiny pill made society question it's dogma about sex, which has now been completely upended. What was once a sacred act between spouses specifically for procreation is now considered to be a leisure activity that can start as early as adolescence, and is now openly discussed without the slightest bat of an eye.
d3f938 No.546347
>>546329
I'm not so sure. I think it's just that white people used to be like that, people making the religion rather than the other way round. Christianity doesn't actually teach you to be a pro-white gun owner. In fact in some senses I think it works against white nationalism by supplanting race with religion.
4a11d9 No.546349
>>546331
>but without a God or higher power, who decides how to legislate morality? Some other dude? They're only human after all, why should you listen to them?
Because they're repeating the words from a book that was written by other people that wanted to influence the masses around them.
>History proves that humans will be dicks to each other no matter what.
I agree 100%.
>Christianity just nips this in the bud by stating that all of humanity is in need of redemption and humility.
That was the intent. Keep in mind though the crusades were a thing. Granted, that doesn't really apply to modern day Christianity, but there was a point in history where it essentially was "Become a Christian or I'll kill you and your family". That was the morality of then, so I have to side with >>546337 on this one. In order for a religion to have power, it needs a shit ton of followers. What better way to gather a flock than to make the religion appeal to the lesser, by either A) Threatening a person at sword point, or B) Changing the churches stance on certain taboos to appeal to the changing trends.
Sorry, I think I strayed off there at the end. But that's my take on it.
6b638b No.546358
>>546292
Is this a new pantheon of the murder /k/ube religion, or one of his apostles?
9a5ccf No.546373
East Coast Mormon here my $0.02
>>546042
>They are pro-funs, but they are also mostly fudds about it
Can confirm, conversations on the 2nd amendment and its purpose always makes my eyes bulge. "Anon, you don't need a (insert device here)", everyone goes to public schools and colleges, and has been subject to the same brainwashing indoctrination as anybody else. I really shouldn't be surprised.
>bigger on volunteering your time/humanitarian aid than they are on making political statements.
This is true, they are definitely more interested in doing things that will convince others to join the church and get salvation. I feel LDS members as a whole forget that we are told to "Live" in the world, not be "Of" the world.
>They won't let anyone freeload, so expect to be put to work
My family has always lived in Virginia, way back when Dad was unemployed, we went to the Church for food assistance, and all we were asked in return was to help clean the Church building for a couple weeks. Don't know how different it is on the West Coast.
>you will be expected to fast for at least one day
The typical day is the first Sunday of the month, which is also Fast and Testimony meeting at church. Also how the fuck does anyone find out if you've fasted or not? That shit is between you and the Lord, anyone who's asking is looking to start shit.
>expected to go on a mission for two years or you will be looked down on by the entire community.
Definitely a West Coast (maybe Utah specific) thing. When I graduated high school, the rule was still, you had to be 19 to go on a mission. I said fuck that and enlisted in the Navy instead. No one in my ward has ever shunned me for my decision.
> LDS women are pretty chaste/conservative if they're firm believers,
Women are women, you can give them everything they need to succeed from birth to adulthood and they'll still turn out to be whores. My parents raised us right and my oldest sister still went out and did the partying, drinking, drugs, dine and ditch etc., etc. Married a jew too, can't wait for her kid to become a teen.
>but they're also some of the most boring women in the world
See above
>are only interested in church and babies
We avoided the West Coast girls that moved into our ward, they're too uptight about everything.
>My grandmother was banned from getting married until she promised to sign a contract saying she wouldn't gamble (she and her husband only gambled like once a month and it was what in modern day terms would be like $20 each).
Good grief, y'all fuckers need to cut that shit out. It makes the rest of us look like creeps.
>and if you're even /pol/-lite about things like race, you will not be welcomed in most communities.
This might be a Southern thing, but even amongst my friends we call niggers and spics by their proper names. Hell we even hate muslims too.
a11120 No.546380
>>546304
They sent an expedition to Utah - it was their continent, after all. The Mormons then did some faggy guerilla warfare shit with spooking their horses and setting grass fires, then got butthurt about the fact that they couldn't take on the army directly, so they killed 150 settlers and tried to blame it on the Indians. Sounds awfully familiar, like another especially peaceful religion that gets talked about lately.
Their distrust occurred in the first place because Joseph Smith, despite being a (theoretically) civilized white man in a white nation, acted like a nigger, and "married" a 14-year-old and a bunch of other women. Naturally you wouldn't be happy if your 14-year-old sister or daughter was pushed into marriage with a 39-year-old cult leader, so anti-Mormon sentiment rose. In response, Smith chimped out and called up a (((militia))), which promptly got him arrested. Sound familiar? Pic related.
The town got so sick of his bullshit that they formed a mob and ended up shooting him in jail - clearly a dignified, Godly death, much akin to Jesus on the cross.
c93cf2 No.546384
>>546380
>The town got so sick of his bullshit that they formed a mob and ended up shooting him in jail
and you're welcome for that, don't say we never did anything for you.
>t. guy who bitches about Chicago incessantly
6b638b No.546386
>>546373
>Don't know how different it is on the West Coast.
It's pretty similar, have gotten assistance from the church once or twice when I was in a pinch. I was more talking about volunteering your time if your family is well off. If you go more than once or twice for food service, they'll start putting you to work/making you go through job programs and such since the food services are more for emergencies/situations like you described.
>Definitely a West Coast (maybe Utah specific) thing.
Probably. Southern Wyoming/Western Colorado might as well be part of Utah as well though since we're on the topic. Sounds like they aren't so bad out East, but the closer you are to Utah, the more nutty (if not friendly) the LDS church gets. Like I said originally, I wouldn't say the LDS church is bad necessarily (they aren't any worse than the other serious religions), but they aren't worth getting involved with unless you plan to make it a lifelong commitment/treat it seriously.
>This might be a Southern thing, but even amongst my friends we call niggers and spics by their proper names. Hell we even hate muslims too.
Most you get in Utah is folks calling Brazil nuts "nigger toes" and mothers being scared of niggers who aren't fat or in a uniform of some kind. **Then again I'm a Coloradofag who just has to put up with my mother's side of the family in Utah. It's kinda fun because my Grandpa on my dad's side was a protestant pastor who got drafted for the army during the Korean war, so whenever we have a family reunion him and my aunts get into a screaming match about god.
>>546380
1/10 bait.
815b3f No.546390
>>546136
>>546221
>offer them a cup of tea 5 or so minutes in. You get to watch the inner Brit struggle with the outer God-botherer.
is tea haram or something??
or that they can't fraternize with infidels?
1b06f8 No.546394
>>546390
Mormons are big on no drugs, and I mean anything like tobacco and caffeine are considered vices you need to be stoned for.
6b638b No.546397
>>546394
This is a myth.
>>546390
It's considered under "words of wisdom" from god's insights that you aren't supposed to drink anything alcoholic except wine in ceremonies (but it can be used for its curative properties), tobacco for smoking (using it for rashes or keeping out bugs and such is ok), and "hot drinks." This has been debated in the church for a long time whether it's "advice" or something to adhere strictly to but the strict adherence faction is currently in charge of the church. The official interpretation is that you aren't supposed to drink habit-forming liquids, which tea is considered one of because of the caffeine. Passage in question:
A Word of Wisdom, for the benefit of the council of high priests, assembled in Kirtland, and the church, and also the saints in Zion-
To be sent greeting; not by commandment or constraint, but by revelation and the word of wisdom, showing forth the order and will of God in the temporal salvation of all saints in the last days
Given for a principle with promise, adapted to the capacity of the weak and the weakest of all saints, who are or can be called saints.
Behold, verily, thus saith the Lord unto you: In consequence of evils and designs which do and will exist in the hearts of conspiring men in the last days, I have warned you, and forewarn you, by giving unto you this word of wisdom by revelation-
That inasmuch as any man drinketh wine or strong drink among you, behold it is not good, neither meet in the sight of your Father, only in assembling yourselves together to offer up your sacraments before him.
And, behold, this should be wine, yea, pure wine of the grape of the vine, of your own make.
And, again, strong drinks are not for the belly, but for the washing of your bodies.
And again, tobacco is not for the body, neither for the belly, and is not good for man, but is an herb for bruises and all sick cattle, to be used with judgment and skill.
And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.
And again, verily I say unto you, all wholesome herbs God hath ordained for the constitution, nature, and use of man-
Every herb in the season thereof, and every fruit in the season thereof; all these to be used with prudence and thanksgiving.
b024e0 No.546411
>>546358
/k/ubism deifies the weapon and reveres the men who design, build, and use them. Whilst firearms are the form that these weapons take most often in the modern age they are not the only form that the concept of 'Weapon' can take.
I believe that rather than exclusively focusing on firearms /k/ubism is more concerned with the earthly representation of the Platonic Form 'Weapon'. As such the Angel of Blades is another from of the /k/ube. I would suggest that the AoB is here to watch over, and hear the prayers of, those /k/ommandos who are unlucky enough to live in aggressively nofuns nations.
755966 No.546433
>>546234
>Do the Mormons still run their own inquisiton/militia to police the faithful?
I would like to know more about that.
ab4533 No.546434
>>546349
Yes but the crusades were a thing because invasive Islam was still a thing. If a whole bunch of assholes from another ideology come in and try to enslave/convert you, what else is there besides hoisting the black flag?
b024e0 No.546440
>>546433
Mormons had a number of rather large militias (think 'full time, non-state, soldiers' rather than 'a couple of neighbours agreeing to work together when SHTF') who were also used as the churches secret police - ensuring that the congregation were living the way their 'prophet' told them to. I'm sure that one of the surprising number of Mormons ITT may disagree with this but there were all kinds of horror stories about them abducting children from parents they didn't trust to raise them properly, executing those who broke Mormon religious law, and intimidating/beating non-believers into line. The stories were serious and widespread enough to become a part of the pop-culture of the 1800's, with A.C.Doyle writing a Sherlock Holmes story about Holmes and Watson travelling to Utah to save a Mormon family from their local militiamen.
Arguably it's understandable that they would have instituted an independent military arm - as they had moved beyond the authority of the USA as it existed at the time and were beyond the reach of the US Military or Law Enforcement, but at the same time it took on all kinds of oppressive and theocratic nastiness you need to go to Calvins Geneva or Cromwellian/Tudor England to find parallels of.
d9d438 No.546481
Because a friend of mine along with other youth were molested as children by a Mormon cult. No matter the sect, Christianity is always ruled by anti-white cucks and/or pedophiles.
855995 No.546484
>>546126
Is this shit for real?
a11120 No.546533
>>546484
Yes, very. It's an educational short made by Mormons. They're a cult, plain and simple - it's like scientology, but with big families instead of big money.
b024e0 No.546536
>>546533
A cult set up by a conman, I'm not aware of them being up to the kind of shit the Scientologists are doing though, certainly not recently at least.
715da2 No.546560
>>546193
>>546204
>>546212
>>546264
>Why not just start a new pro-gun, pro-white religion that doesn't come with the all the baggage? If Mormonism can attract a following I'm sure anything can.
Just work on more theology for what we have already. Or strip down Sikhism from spiritual shit, get some Stoicism into it and use that as a baseline.
Existence is conflict. In ultimate peace, no change would be required to improve the existing conditions.
War, broadly defined, is prolonged organized conflict.
Man seeks purpose and reason in his existence to organize the conflict of his life and the world around him.
Failure in war leads to the ultimate peace; as life ends, the will of man is no longer in conflict with his condition, for the two are disjoint.
WAR IS THE WAY OF MAN
The way of man gives structure and purpose to the world around him, in every facet.
The war of the builder is against stone and wood, to build shelter.
The war of the farmer is against pests, against seasons, hunger, disease.
But the shelter and food are too weapons for other warriors to fight their wars.
MAN IS A MEANS OF WAR
>>546411
Weapon is the implement of war.
A tool that fascilitates better warmaking.
The KUBE is weapon divine, the ur-weapon.
He who makes weapons is Warsaint of /k/.
What sort of requirements or commandments would the faith have?
I would say:
Be as fit and healthy as possible because your body is weapon
Be as armed as possible and practical at all times even bed and shower
f8f04f No.546571
>>546560
Careful lad you are getting a bit close to Islam
b024e0 No.546574
>>546571
I'll admit that my knowledge of Islamic theology is a little vague, but from what I've read of it it's less focused on the preparation and struggle that /k/ubism teaches - and much more on 'you are Allahs slave, and Allah commands that you kill or convert all of the everyone because it makes his balls feel big'. What lead to your conclusion?
f8f04f No.546576
>>546574
The
>Be as fit and healthy as possible because your body is weapon
>Be as armed as possible and practical at all times even bed and shower
Is fairly close to some Islamic teachings about removing infidels
0df014 No.546587
>>546571
>>546574
>>546576
Sikhism, not Islam.
Look it up, but it's not what Islam teaches (other than to take the land of infidels) Sikhs are armed at all times and follow a strict regimen so they can keep up the good fight.
63fa97 No.546597
>>546536
Hey, somebody saved my writeup.
bdbbf4 No.546604
>>546390
short answer is yes. they almost singlehandedly propped up a fake coffee product that was like toasted wheat or something. Go to mormon town and ask for haram drinks at a cafe and you will get it but everyone will stare.
97cf88 No.546614
>>546386
>>546397
Nobody asked for you to come in, heretic.
6b638b No.546663
>>546614
Nobody asked you to be a faggot either, but here you are sucking untold amounts of cock.
96227b No.547422
>>546373
West Coast Mormon here:
Living inside Utah and outside of it as a member is really different. In Utah, you're either so obscenely sheltered that, unless you plan on living there, you're going to be fucked over or so degenerate from "rebelling" that you're almost as bad as the SF fags. I grew up in California, but in the nice suburban city of Valencia. All around me it was like little Hollywood, but a sort of "lite" version of it. I think my area was a little too well off to have many niggers around. I knew of one family who's father figure was the liason between blacks and the church, so he was the Whitest-acting black guy I knew.
97cf88 No.547427
>>546663
>projecting your homolust onto posters in an anonymous imageboard
Go see your clergy about these impure thoughts.
6f1b9b No.547442
>>546227
>>546225
What is the difference between Jehovah witnesses and Mormons?
4426cd No.547463
Why aren't you a Scientologist? Spoke to some today.
>majority White, right wing, hard working, morally impeccable people
>Not jew love as some falsely believe
>Degenerate haters, seriously these guys have strict rules about how deal with evil people.
http://archive.is/Du6qR
>Support gun ownership, but they never got caught selling anything because they own the organizations that catch people that sell unregulated firearms online
>Praise the intergallactic overlord and shit
>Thousands of media based on them
Think about it, lads. If we all joined, including /pol/, we could potentially undermine them and awaken a great many whites discontent with the present system.
1996a6 No.547466
>>546411
The pattern tends to be as follows:
>soyboys take a bunch of deacitivated and destroyed weapons, throw them in a pile, and call it (((ART)))
>/k/ubists take the result and diefy it as a celebration of the ideal form
By that logic, image related is another manefestation of the /k/ube.
4426cd No.547467
>>547466
All hail the obelis/k/
63fa97 No.547471
>>547442
There's a lot of nitty gritty like how they view the trinity, what doctrine they accept as true, and what the afterlife is like. However socially it can be broken down into the fact that Jehovah's witnesses believe that doomsday is right around the corner, while Mormons believe that doomsday could happen at any moment. Bear in mind I have more experience with Mormons than with Jehovah's witnesses.
Jehovah's witnesses proselytize and strictly follow the mandates/laws given to them by their religious leaders, however they view going and getting an education, participating in the military and in politics to be a waste of time because the end of the world is right around the corner. Jehovah's witnesses do not allow blood transfusions and they don't celebrate any holidays.
They are also more serious about cutting yourself off from people who refuse to convert and people who leave the chruch. They also shun "magic" because they think it's the work of the devil, so anything with magic, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Smurfs, are all shunned.
Mormons proselytize and strictly follow the mandates/laws given to them by their religious leaders, but they can participate in politics, the military, go and get an education, and so on. Mormons also have no reservations against any medical procedures and they celebrate holidays. While shunning people who leave does happen, it usually isn't as serious or as often, and shunning people who won't convert isn't as serious if it's even there in the first place.
Mormon's also have a hard restriction on body modifications like tattoos and piercings, girls may have one piercing in each ear, boys may have none, and nobody gets any tattoos. They also have restrictions on what they can eat which in practice means no coffee, no tobacco, no alcohol. The restrictions on media they may consume is basically nothing R rated or above and nothing pornographic.
63fa97 No.547475
>>547474
Behold the /k/offin.
6b638b No.547478
>>547471
To add on to this, Mormons generally believe that even if you're not Mormon, you'll go to "heaven" if you believe in god, you just won't get your own planet and shit. Last I checked, Jehovah's are convinced you go to hell if you don't believe, no ifs ands or buts.
6b638b No.547481
>>547474
>"Who do you think it's ok to kill? I don't think a lot of gun owners think about this question"
That's the whole reason they own a gun in the first place you massive fucking faggot!
f6ec06 No.547489
>>547474
AEURGH
Just fucking nuke commiefornia, anyone could do it, i hope priceless israel or best korea launches a nuke on them.
f6ec06 No.547490
>>547474
>>547481
>Who do you think it's ok to kill?
Certainly traitors and murderers for starters.
Enemy combatants
without a doubt trespassers
maybe thieves
d4b3a6 No.547532
>>547490
>>547489
POLISH DEATHCAMPS!
f6ec06 No.547566
>>547532
>german historical policy aligns 1:1 with Israeli
Poetic.
d6c310 No.547824
>>547467
Are we the monolith now?
b024e0 No.547829
>>547824
No Stalker. We were always of Monolith.
97cf88 No.547831
>>547829
That doesn't say Monolith. That says Mohonut.
b024e0 No.547832
>>547831
Нет, это говорит, что Монолит, который вы плаваете, гомосексуальный цыган
1b06f8 No.550694
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>>547831
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
96227b No.550697
>>546126
This explanation is really obsessed with polygamy, to the point of flanderization.
>Joseph Smith has done more for man than even Jesus
They mis-quoted this. It's "save Jesus only".
>>546141
Godhood is an achievable status that is accessible if you live according to universal principles that exist. Just like Gravity falls under the umbrella of the Equivalence principle, there are other principles that dictate our existence that you can gain knowledge of by living Mormon standards and principles.
221e36 No.550701
>>547832
Nice google translation you've got here.
3d61e8 No.550708
>>550701
I don't speak vodka-nigger. Google translate is the best I can do
8702a1 No.551316
>>550701
Еще лучше, чем флаг пшеницы и воды
>I assume that Russannon gonna rush in screaming about Ukranian butthurt any moment now.
04bf6f No.551337
>>546024
in what possible way is this a thread for /k/. mormonism, more like moronism amiright. go to a political board