6775fa No.544768
Turkroatches invade your country and you only have 90,000 members of the Kebab Removal Service and no air force. How do you defend your country if you were placed as leader.
c20338 No.544775
>>544768
I let them.
See I can't kill kurdroaches, because the west loves them and gets it's panties in a bunch when I do.
So I let the turkroaches patsies, backed by the turkroaches amry, kill the kurdroaches then I politely ask the turkroaches to leave and their army will once they're out of kurdroaches to kill, leaving only the turkroaches patsies that are islamists/FSA that I can kill because they just killed the west favorite unicorn and the King roach certainly doesn't want them back home blowing up his markets and his cops.
In the meanwhile I pretend to be deeply offended by the turkroaches invasion, that way the other Kurdroaches will have to unite under me for protection and kick their US friends…
de7aef No.544778
>>544768
Summon the Serbs.
a9332b No.544809
>how do you defend your country
>with "only" 90.000 men
>versus incompetent roaches <350.000 "soldiers" "army"
An attacker has the natural disadvantage in any situation. The usual ratio is 3 to 1 necessary for the attacker to even have a chance.
Roughy 90.000 hardened, well trained men, with access to the looted ISIS (US/Saudi Arabia sponsored) arsenal, won't have much trouble stopping 350.000 badly trained turks. On top of that: they probably don't even have that many combat soldiers. I would say half of them are on office/administrative duty.
Don't get me wrong, it's going to be a rough fight, but they would have a chance even without using some super sneeki breeki trick.
d70c2e No.544822
>>544809
>Roughy 90.000
>hardened
>well trained
>men
these are kurds we are talking about
6d0136 No.544862
>>544822
what have poles ever done
6775fa No.544865
>>544822
Yes Kurds, the people who fought against ISIS and Al Nusra for over four years. The people who’ve been leading an Insurgency against Turkey for over three decades. The people descended from The Persian Aryans. Yes Kurds.
427f99 No.544866
>>544865
>The people who wouldn't exist without the US military doctrine of "surely helping these terrorists won't backfire this time
>the people who genocide assyrian christians
aca99c No.544867
>>544866
Don't worry, I'm sure it will work this time.
60a5b4 No.544868
>>544867
But this time they're moderate!
163cbd No.544875
>moderate terrorists
I became a russophile overnight when I heard that, if they invade us Im fighting for them. Fuck this country its not worth saving, it doesnt deserve my loyalty.
d44277 No.544877
>>544778
>>544818
We're gonna do this shit or what /k/omrades ?
31935a No.544879
If I'm Syria?
I let the Turkroaches and Kurds kill each other, two birds one stone. Also remove some 'moderate rebels' while everyone is distracted.
aca99c No.544881
>>544868
Yeah, you've definitely got a handle on the situation. There's absolutely no way things can go wrong this time. By the way have you sold off the various mineral rights, oil, and reconstruction contracts for after the invasion yet? Any way for a small Father/son plumbing business to get in on that racket this time?
de7aef No.544891
>>544877
>ID and Post dubs match
Oh shit niggas it's on!
b2d185 No.544893
hello fellow /k/omrades have you heard of evil, child eating, tranny fucking ASSad yet?
c20338 No.544900
>>544865
>Yes Kurds, the people who didn't fought with ISIS and Al Nusra for over three and a half year, then occupied their positions mostly without fighting to let them withdraw once the Iraqi/Syrian army came knocking.
>That way US backed puppets supplanted US backed puppets.
There fixed it for you.
1dd243 No.544902
>>544768
>Afrin
mostly mountainous, so use that and the advantage of knowing the terrain to take out any armored fighting vehicle they send and watch them either slowly drain their resources by just throwing material at the situation or retreat and make up some bullshit deal with the russians that allows the turkroaches to safe face. Anyways, the turks will certainly not wrap this shit up quickly, but sooner or later the uppity kurd leadership will have their shit kicked in by someone for conquering arab territory and willingly playing the whore puppet for the US, Israel and the Saudis, I'm hoping we'll get to see that once the SA retakes idleb.
aca99c No.544903
>>544893
Wait. Is Assad the evil, child eating tranny? Or is there an evil, child eating tranny fucking Assad?
142918 No.544907
>>544893
Wait a second, does that cat have thumbs?
6775fa No.544912
>>544866
>the people who genocide assyrian christians
Lies, that never happened. The Kurds protected Christians from ISIS and Al-Quieda.
b6f255 No.544915
Leave the place and tell the entire middle east to go fuck itself.
1d8fd8 No.544931
>>544865
>Kurds
>Aryan
They're nothing but Turkic mongrels. Can't wait for those Marxist CIA puppets to get their shit kicked in by Assad.
faccdb No.544932
>>544907
Mutant cat born with extra toes. Technical term is 'polydactyl'. The 'thumb' isn't opposable.
I had one once. He would use the resulting 'mitt' to pick stuff off the ground or grab it out of the air.
07e96b No.544942
>>544932
This. The little shit liked to steal my keys when I owned one.
096b3b No.544945
You beg Putin to lease a few weapons systems to you and hope western (((media))) picks up on it and creates outrage over Turkey's intervention.
096b3b No.544946
>>544877
>APHE artillery shells
Huh, I didn't know that was a thing
1bb42b No.544954
>>544865
It's an unpopular opinion but I'm with this guy, especially when conversing with normalfags.
b76db5 No.544959
>>544954
Ignorant burger here, do Greeks and Turks still loathe eachother, or is it mostly a meme now?
1bb42b No.544960
>>544959
Generally speaking all humans hate turks.
266c18 No.544970
>>544946
Orkan's were rockets though.
aca99c No.544986
>>544960
I'm pretty sure that Greeks are just non-Muslim Turks though.
12c16a No.544989
>>544986
Hey the orthodox cross makes them white and if you don't believe that you are just purity spiraling goy
aca99c No.544990
>>544989
Geneticists can't find significant differences between the two groups. Look at pic related - if he wasn't wearing a tasteless, pimp tier, crucifix would you have any way of telling if he was kebab or gyros?
12c16a No.544992
>>544990
Go to the local gyro shop in your town and start ordering the same exact shit but with turkish words
I will probably do that since my town has several greek shops around, nice to gauge the reaction.
I am drunk, sorry.
aca99c No.544996
>>544992
Did that a while back, I'm no longer welcome in the local gyros-hole after ordering a kebab and turkish coffee. Apparently asking 'but what is the actual difference between them?' was triggering for the owner.
1bb42b No.545000
>>544996
Will see those bantz in 20 years, bong.
1bb42b No.545005
>>544990
Try again, Ahmet.
aca99c No.545008
>>545000
Not an argument, turkroach.
1bb42b No.545009
>>545008
Don't need arguments, just your salt, Mahmut.
aca99c No.545012
>>545009
No salt here, child molester. You do know that Golden Dawn will never achieve anything, and that even if they did the EU would just invade you and appoint a (((sensible))) and (((experienced))) (((government))) to make sure you started paying your Deutsche-debts again.
1bb42b No.545013
>>545012
>Golden Dawn will never achieve anything
Third largest party in the parliament.
How's Farage doing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_London
>At the 2011 census London had a population of 8,173,941. Of this number, 44.9% were White British. 37% of the population were born outside the UK, including 24.5% born outside of Europe.[2];^)
1bb42b No.545014
>>545012
>the EU would just invade you and appoint a (((sensible))) and (((experienced))) (((government))) to make sure you started paying your Deutsche-debts again
You mean how it happened with Brexit?
a9332b No.545017
>>544893
>tranny fucking
Oh, how progressive! I knew going into Syria (aka. Vietnam 3.4) was a mistake!
aca99c No.545018
>>545013
UKIP was pretty much a single issue party. The moment that article 50 was triggered they lost the only reason they existed - it's the reason the Tories weren't completely wiped out in the last election it's actually kind of impressive to watch a PM start with an indisputable majority and fuck it up to the point where she needs to beg the DUP for an alliance.
>>545014
Theresa May is a complete fucking disgrace, but she's a blip on the graph. Greece has been rotting for about the last 500 years and I'm being generous there
1bb42b No.545021
File: 997f4a24ee92609⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 197.6 KB, 960x684, 80:57, Europes_largest_Muslim_pop….jpg)
File: a412b8adc1aa894⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 94.59 KB, 600x763, 600:763, rotherham-asian-rape-gangs.jpg)
>>545018
> Greece has been rotting for about the last 500 years
You sure manage to catch up within a couple of decades.
pic related
btw you could not even reach Eastern European standards of HDI before formulaic reforms that made you jump 20 ranks overnight along with turkey and saudi arabia:^)
>>545012
> child molester
Keep projecting still better being being a child molester than a molested child btw.
aca99c No.545023
>>545021
>Keep projecting
Would you prefer it if I'd called you a Pederast then? You've got a few thousand years worth of form there.
1bb42b No.545026
>>545023
>Would you prefer it if I'd called you a Pederast then?
Patrician nomenclature is always preferable to lowly barbarian slang.
>You've got a few thousand years worth of form there.
Don't be jelly, I am sure all those Pashtunis there will be glad to help you get on the level in the blink of an eye. They sure gave you an impressive headstart for this century.
aca99c No.545028
>>545026
>Patrician nomenclature is always preferable to lowly barbarian slang.
>The Greek is to egotistical to call things what they are.
That certainly sounds like the sort of thing a childrapist would say.
27385e No.545032
>>545021
<Population of Muslims
>Greece
610,000/11,000,000*100 = 5.5%
>UK
3,000,000/65,600,000*100 = 4.6%
You know I'd really expect you Greeks to be better at math when you invented most of it.
27385e No.545034
>>545032
<The rest
>Germany
4,800,000/83,000,000*100 = 5.8%
>France
4,700,000/65,000,000*100 = 7.2%
>Italy
2,200,000/60,500,000*100 = 3.6%
>Bulgaria
1,000,000/7,000,000*100 = 14.2%
What the fuck Bulgaria? I thought you were cool.
>Netherlands
1,000,000/17,000,000*100 = 5.9%
>Spain
1,000,000/46,300,000*100 = 2.1%
>Belgium
630,000/11,300,000*100 = 5.6%
>Austria
450,000/8,800,000*100 = 5.1%
aca99c No.545035
>>545034
>>545032
>Canada posting facts instead of shit
I could get used to this.
27385e No.545036
>>545013
Really why do you think the EU will let you get away with it? Until you cucks drop the Euro you're a German bitchboi.
>>545035
I'm as surprised as you are.
aca99c No.545037
>>545036
The EU is, charitably, the 4th Reich. It is all countries in Europe bending the knee to Berlin, you even have Merkal making decisions and statements for the EU without having the authority to do so - but everyone goes with it. Why do you think we hate it so much?
31935a No.545038
Before reading the following and laughing at the Greek please note that funny as it often is arguing about who is more cucked never achieves anything and just plays into (((their))) hands. That said:
>>545013
>Third largest party in the parliament.
Given that the largest party (the 'Radical Left' no less) is 8x the size and that it + the Communists hold 53.33% of the parliament I'm not sure what type of achievement you think this is. I'm starting to think that leaf is right about you Greeks and maths even if he does insist on dropping the s like a bloody yank. You damned colonials listen here: it's lego and maths not legos and math.
>>545035
It's fucking strange is what it is.
31935a No.545039
>>545036
To be fair the EU ignoring referendums isn't exactly limited to the Greeks, see >>543764
27385e No.545041
>>545038
Wew.
>>545037
Leave already and come make a free trade + free movement deal with us and the Aussie shitposters.
31935a No.545042
>>545041
>Leave already and come make a free trade + free movement deal with us and the Aussie shitposters.
What have you got against the Kiwis? I can understand being wary about the Burgers but honestly the blacks and spics wouldn't be able to afford to travel across the Atlantic anyway so it'd be de facto limited to white Americans.
27385e No.545043
>>545042
>What have you got against the Kiwis?
Genuinely forgot about them but they're just Australia's bitch anyway.
> I can understand being wary about the Burgers but honestly the blacks and spics wouldn't be able to afford to travel across the Atlantic anyway so it'd be de facto limited to white Americans.
<Gee anon why wouldn't you want freedom of movement with the nation that has the largest non-Israel Jewish population.
31935a No.545045
>>545043
>Genuinely forgot about them but they're just Australia's bitch anyway.
That's not really fair to the Kiwis, there are some important differences between the two countries. For example Maoris are less shit than Abbos.
><Gee anon why wouldn't you want freedom of movement with the nation that has the largest non-Israel Jewish population.
Fair enough I guess though it's hardly going to stop them doing it if they really want. This edit is somewhat immature but I feel like one of us has to make up for the shitposting you aren't doing.
aca99c No.545046
>>545041
>Leave already and come make a free trade + free movement deal with us and the Aussie shitposters.
That's definitely something that should happen, soon. However, as we have Theresa 'I hate freedom' May as PM, and the only credible opposition is a loopy old man who is unironically going full-commie while basking in the tongue baths from his legion of idiot teenage fanboys … it might be a while
31935a No.545047
>>545046
>However, as we have Theresa 'I hate freedom' May as PM, and the only credible opposition is a loopy old man who is unironically going full-commie while basking in the tongue baths from his legion of idiot teenage fanboys … it might be a while
This is a problem though Corbyn is at least anti-EU (or was anyway since he's been contradicting himself a bit there).
aca99c No.545052
>>545047
He was anti-EU until it was politically expedient for him to be pro-EU (just like the transition Theresa 'I can't cum unless I close a hospital' May had the other way)
31935a No.545054
>>545052
Yeh that's my real problem with the man: I have little respect for leftists but I have even less for leftists who sell out on their principles once they finally get a little taste of power.
aca99c No.545056
>>545054
He's an opportunistic, self-obsessed, principle-bereft, cunt, but that's pretty much par for the course in Westminster these days.
>that's my real problem with the man
TBH I was a little more concerned with the end of property rights (about the only right still on the books), deranged economic policy, and the idea of an increasingly megalomanic head of a cult of personality taking power in a country I give a shit about.
31935a No.545057
>>545056
>TBH I was a little more concerned with the end of property rights (about the only right still on the books), deranged economic policy, and the idea of an increasingly megalomanic head of a cult of personality taking power in a country I give a shit about.
The British political establishment never lets a PM have much personal influence anyway so I wouldn't worry too much, they've got centuries of experience at ensuring the retards who get voted in don't fucking things up too badly.
Most of what they can easily mess with if foreign policy which is why the EU thing is a worry.
aca99c No.545058
>>545057
The last of the Civil Service old guard retired a while ago, not sure I trust the new guys with keeping Comrade Corbyn under control.
31935a No.545059
>>545058
There's more than just the Civil Service involved anon, (((The City))) and various older politicians/party 'donators' are all likely to prevent him doing anything too crazy. I don't like how dodgy the British system is but this will be one of the few times it pays off.
aca99c No.545060
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>>545059
>(((The City))) and various older politicians/party 'donators' are all likely to prevent him doing anything too crazy.
Hadn't thought of that, thanks for the reminder. If nothing else I imagine that a PM trying to take the banks away from The City would end up falling down the stairs, into a noose and onto some bullets.
>Vid related is my face when corruption became our new political emergency failsafe measure.
aca99c No.545062
>>545061
>I just posted a flow-chart!
>Argument successfully proven!
6775fa No.545063
>>544990
The only Turks similar to Greece are on the west coast of Turkey. Most Turks are genetically similar to Central Asia. Just look at Ankara or non-Kurdish parts of Turkey’s interior. Pic related only happened on Turkey’s western coast’s.
31935a No.545065
>>545060
>If nothing else I imagine that a PM trying to take the banks away from The City would end up falling down the stairs, into a noose and onto some bullets.
Traditionally they 'shoot themselves' a few times in the Scottish Highlands like that SNP fag who found out about the paedo ring (at the time the thinking was he was taken out for opposing nuclear waste dumping). The intelligence services have a lot of links up there for a few historical reasons, there was even a plan to use some of the island ferries as mini nuclear bunkers during the Cold War.
aca99c No.545066
>>545065
>Traditionally they 'shoot themselves' a few times in the Scottish Highlands
I don't think we can expect that kind of dignity from them anymore. MPs who can't be silenced with threats of publishing their paedo photos will 'suffer an unforeseen heart attack' after their doctor has given them a clean bill of health a few days before.
31935a No.545068
>>545066
Well if it's Corbyn I guess I can't complain.
aca99c No.545069
>>545068
There aren't many politicians worth shedding a tear over. None that I know of at least.
31935a No.545071
>>545069
There are a handful of backbenchers, most Conservative, who do just quietly work as best they can for their constituents but they're a dying breed.
aca99c No.545072
>>545071
>Having a representative who actually tries to represent your views.
Lucky bastards.
1c33e9 No.545192
>>545021
>4th picture
I am now obligated to post this.
8fb3c9 No.545634
Anyone got some reliable updates? YPG says they "pushed the turks out" while the turks claim to have "liberated" the area.
**How bad are the turks??
74a77e No.545678
>>545634
>How bad are the turks??
Oh boy,pretty bad
Pic related
9aa432 No.545679
>>545678
Who is the better Kebab Remover, Serbs or Armenians?
bab85e No.545693
>>545034
The majority of the Muslims are on the South-Eastern region. They're either Turks that never moved back to their country or forcefully converted mudslimes. Keeping in mind that our mudslimes don't go work on gibs and actually try to find a job unlike the fucking gypsies. Like, what are we supposed to do about this? We can't just kick out or own people and the Turks are harmless at the moment.
7579a3 No.545699
>>545062
>can't read hos own language
e28a00 No.545707
>>544903
DANGLING PARTICIPLE!
db051a No.545713
>>545634
I'd be interested in what your sources are and what you mean by "the area." Anyway, here's what I'm gathering from Liveuamap:
Looks like progress has slowed. Don't see any stories of additional Turkish deployment– though Turkish SOF was seen at Oguzeli Airport yesterday afternoon. Turks only claimed 25 strikes yesterday, compared to the 47 they performed the day before, and the 108 they performed at the start of the operation.
Apparently Kurds either have rockets that can fire 15km or have troops in Turkey; 2 rocket attacks in Reyhanli in the past 2 days.
Looks like fighting today right now is in Mamal Ushaghi in the west and Kurni in the north, the latter having been just retaken by YPG (2nd time) after Turks retook it yesterday evening. Looks like these two areas might develop into the major axes of Olive Branch.
Pic related is Turkish account of gains. Mostly accurate, two of them have no substantiated reporting. I personally think the southernmost gain is false since they continue to strike in that area, but judging by the strikes they've been performing on Jandaris nearby it certainly might be their next major axis of attack.
Dubious pro-rebel reporter SOHR claims the total now is 53 YPG, 58 Turks, & 32 civilians dead. Turks claim 343 YPG/ISIS dead total. Based on Turkish claims there were exactly 40 YPG killed today.
This thread is off-topic dogshit and this is why /k/ used to throw huge bitchfits whenever /pol/ topics were brought up back in 2014.
74a77e No.545722
>>545679
Russkies
It's not a competition,what matters is that kebab gets removed.
8fb3c9 No.545777
>>545713
Some Chinese guy whos serving with the YPG there so the local CCP don't butfuck his ass over. So not the most reliable. I'm just curious to see how the Turkish Lepoards hold up.
>when you cant spolier
BRB getting the cholrox.
266c18 No.545824
>>545722
I like the fact the Cossacks stole their coats and said lol get fucked its my coat and everything now
db051a No.545892
>>545777
The YPG foreign fighters released a video yesterday that they filmed in an orchard, probably either in Afrin city or Jandaris. The chink was probably just retelling stories he heard, maybe the counter-attack on Kurni since it's changed hands so many times.
Anyway, I guess the reason for slowed progress has been poor weather in the region. The border area got rained on on 24/25 January, so both sides are fortifying instead of trying to deal with the mud. Looks like the rest of the month is going to be clear skies and temperatures from 30-50 F. Mud looks pretty bad, so it might be another couple days before Turks feel comfortable continuing with armor.
7adc3e No.545944
>>545678
Is Erdogan the Fourth Pasha?
439d86 No.545946
>>544775
That's actually a very smart move. It kills two birds with one stone, turkroaches and commies.
439d86 No.545952
>>545063
I think there's a bit of confusion with this topic. Turkey is a hodge-podge of central Asian Turkics, the original "orientals" (Orientalis Minor) or rather Trojans (genetically similar to greeks), together with some semitic and arab blood. That's why some turks look white, some look Arab, and some look like Eurasians. If you look at a map, you can see that it's geographically the connecting point between the middle east, Europe, and the Caucasus mountains.
3f5840 No.545961
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>>544775
I think they have made this sort of deal during when Turkish officials made a visit to Moscow. Ofcourse there is a chance that Erdogan is just going to say "no way fag" when Assad asks them to gtfo from their territory. If that happens, shit will get fairly interesting.
Embedded video not related to post but to thread in general.
376686 No.546031
>>545961
>>545946
Well it's not so much a deal but a clear notification and defining the boundaries, notably IFF and what not since they're in the part of the country with heavy Russian AA.
The Russians and Syrans tried for nearly three month to have the Kurds set up a sort of joint ops by letting some SAA elements in Afrin and Manjib in and come to the peace summit they're doing to make Syria a federal state, where they no doubt would have gotten a very large autonomy they were even willing to give them the oil fields east of the Euphrates and Russia would set them up technically.
That was the only way to prevent Turkey from attacking, the Russians and Syrians repeatedly told them that turkey was going to if they didn't see SAA taking back those areas at least in name.
Instead the kurds would rather listen to the CIA that yeah sure the US are gonna go to war with Turkey (a major strategic ally. Turkey has more strategic value than Poland or even Germany in case of an US/Russian war. From Turkey US bombers can reach the industrial core of Russian and it's major missiles silos… they can't from anywhere else.) for them.
If anyone would know not to trust the US promises you would think it's the kurds.
They reap what they sought.
If it's really a deal, Turkey won't actually attack they will just pummel them with arty + planes and send in the not-jihadis to the meat grinder to scare the kurds into taking the russian/syrian deal and it would be fairly limited to Afrin area.
If it's not a deal Turkey is gonna do the same everywhere all along the border (all the troops for it are already there a shitload of the Turkish army is already parked at the frontier, just in Afrin sector there are 3 Turkish mech brigades, one who is already in Syria south to them in the buffer zone previously established. Again which is why we know that nope Turkey isn't bluffing or whatever retarded idea the kurds got in their heads. They're already burning supply and extending conscripts time, no one does that for fun).
My guess is: both. If they see the kurds are too dumb to not accept nominal control of the borders by Syria, then they will move in and end them.
Either way it's not really a bad thing for Syria.
Hell if turkey wants 30km in of northern Syria I know I would fucking give it to them. There is nothing of value whatsoever there except kurds, and turkmen villages (both of which are nearly always in quasi-rebellion) if Turkey wants more kurds give it to them…
8fb3c9 No.546093
>>546031
Would look bad for a (((nationalists))) Assad government to ceed land though Unless you mean for the kurds, then ignore this
The US just started another round of Iraq 2.0. Just wait until the wars over. I'm surprised there's not much news about the PKK in turkey recently maybe its part of the CIA apparatus too now. What's your thought on a possible Turkey leaving NATO situation due to the kurdish issue? I dont think it;s likely but…
fefa5c No.546104
>>545955
kek and dubs confirm
376686 No.546135
>>546093
>Would look bad for a nationalists Assad government to ceed land though
Yeah which is why they're doing it that way. Turkey invade Syrian gov' says "naughty Turley", but everyone knows they can't do anything.
Even on a good day it was extremely dubious SAA could win a war with Turkey, and it's a really shitty day…
Sometimes you only have shitty option, given the amount of shit Syria has on it's plate the Turks fighting the Kurds isn't a big concern.
b2b19e No.546151
Не нашол я Webm тред.
Я надеюсь что моё видео попадёт в твой архив Стрелок.
db051a No.546192
https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/957318769579184128
tl;dr: Russian, American, and Turkish soldiers have been using an app called Strava, which is some sort of Fitbit-type run tracker. Opsec apparently doesn't exist east of Istanbul and the folks that use it just leave it on 24/7. Strava publicly released a global heatmap, and it shows bases and patrol routes throughout Syria.
As for Op news: Yesterday had Turks seize a couple hills on the northwestern border and made a sliver of progress towards Jandaris without much fuss; nothing too important. Mud still seems to be a problem in the west, so about 12 hours ago Turks tried assaulting some Russian fortifications the Kurds took over once the Russians left Afrin. Took them about 4 hours, but they drove the Kurds out.
Oh also a YPJ ackbar'd some Turks to "stop Turkish forces from advancing in Hemam village." Protip: guns stop people too, and you don't have to die to use them.
By the way OP: What's the chitmap in your picture there? I've used the site before, but I don't remember the name.
f4f753 No.546415
>>546192
Also from the international cuck brigade is deployed in Afrin.
This is our greatest dream come true, turkroaches are killing kurdroaches AND our own commies!
https://twitter.com/Mexlumy/status/956859173861576704
755917 No.546474
>>546192
https://twitter.com/tobiaschneider/status/957317886112124928
Basically, you can use the Strava heatmap feature to view military bases and other places that are normally censored on Google Maps:
https://labs.strava.com/heatmap/
31935a No.546509
>>545693
14% is a lot to be fair anon.
I too hate gypsies, in fact everyone seems to hate them.
3f5840 No.546651
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>>546192 Op's using http://syria.liveuamap.com/
Frankly speaking, I don't have a fucking clue what the hell is going on in northern Syria anymore.
f541b0 No.546654
>>546509
Gypsies exist because everyone hates them
3f5840 No.546655
>>546651
If this news-stream is to be trusted, it does seem rather interesting that Turks are moving troops to area where Syrians are making their offensive. And that Russians are blowing up bridges before Turks can cross them.
I just might be bit old fashioned about these things but there's awfully lot of moving parts and ordnance being thrown around. Sooner or later some hot head thinks that he's being shot at and returns fire. Ofcourse, if turks decide to straight up start a shooting war with Syria then it will get less complicated.
31935a No.546662
>>546654
This statement confuses me.
cc2462 No.546902
On a side related note.
Taken from dead ISIS member last week in Iraq.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDHbvl5XnlY (4:00 mark)
Strange how ISIS militants have access to top of the line US ATGM (There are less than 100 javelin posts in the middle east, the things are watched like crazy, because given how scary Russian missiles are if they get their hands on portable NLOS and F&F tech, well…) and last gen. rocket launchers (AT-4 AST).
I'm sure if you lift their national stock numbers you would end up finding out they were still in the US army 6 months ago (like when ISIS started to pop Iraqi Abrams/Syrian T-72 with TOW-2B…)
8fb3c9 No.546919
>>546902
That's some serious weaponry right there. Is there a CLU in that pic? There's someone on /v/ posting on how he used one to spatter kebabs with a mg.
>>546655
Turks might be serious about regime change in Syria us style. Esp. Because edrogan basically solitude his power and needs to fight dissent. What better way than to say theirs an external enemy?
We might see a high level conflict between the Turks and Slavs. NATO has an article not protecting turkey in event of them DOWing Russian right?
cc2462 No.546922
>>546919
>Is there a CLU in that pic?
Yes it's a full one CLU+LTA. Funny thing is the Iraqi soldiers seems to think it's a Kornet (or they use kornet as slang all the big ATGM they find)…
3a3ef3 No.546929
>>546922
Is it still hot? And that AT4? Swedish weapon blowing up sandpeople while sandpeople blow up sweden, wew.
9808e9 No.546948
>>546902
>I'm sure if you lift their national stock numbers you would end up finding out they were still in the US army 6 months ago
>NSN
NSN is a product number, I think you're thinking of Lot number or Serial Number.
34d499 No.547007
>>544778
>Summon the Serbs.
But they would love to suck turkroach dick? Like they did for most of their history. Plus starting a world war to kill lots of white christian europeans.
cc2462 No.547038
>>547007
>But they would love to suck turkroach dick? Like they did for most of their history.
Says the German…
109430 No.547040
>>547007
Silly Hans,don't you have to let Hakim fuck your wife so you can get ENRICHED™ ?
>>547038
Beat be to it.
46aca2 No.547054
>>547007
> they would love to suck turkroach dick?
>said the flug
90535b No.547123
>>547007
>hop on German VPN
>turkpost loudly
>???
>reaction image goldmine
8fb3c9 No.547189
>>546929
I'm not sure which one's better. Sand nigs learning how to make western weps By replacing westerners or just arming them with weps.
>>547007
The serbs actually resisted, unlike the German-Ottoman (((Alliance))).
You didn't think them an issue until its too late. The west always needs a hot iron to the nuts to wake the half fuck up.
ca6d74 No.547394
>>544768
>Turkroatches invade your country
you mean turkroaches invade the insurgents that invaded your country
3f5840 No.547650
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WARNING, HORRIFYING GORE.
8fb3c9 No.547966
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-42934041
Well… Even BBC has this on their news.
>No archive link.
Sorry, I'm on a shit connect rn and archive sites wont load
31935a No.548034
8fb3c9 No.548038
>>548034
Thanks mate, good to see people not being spasics is that how yall say it in England? all the time.
99d9c4 No.548056
31935a No.548150
>>548038
The ausfag is correct, we'd also use the shortened version.
By the way for any Americans who ever visit bongland be careful, the word is much more insulting over here to the point you wouldn't want to use either it or mong in polite company (I've known two separate Yanks to fuck that one up without realising). Of course if it's impolite company do whatever the fuck you want.
4ce8b5 No.548152
>>548150
What are some very bong words for money or -in a more general sense- value? What is your equivalent of "paying top dollar"?
8fb3c9 No.548165
>>548150
If I remember correctly, it meant someone had cerlebral palsy right?
I Apologize, my pajeet English teacher always said shit differently from the true anglos man.
c1c8da No.548187
>>548152
Quid, Bob and Dosh (which is technically poking fun at Jews, since it means Nose.)
31935a No.548206
>>548165
I believe that's the origin yes, I assume the root of the word is the same as that of the word spasm.
The word doesn't bother me personally, just a warning to any colonials so they don't put their foot in it when talking to bongs.
>>548152
The other bong has covered it fairly well I think, at least for terms you'd be using anywhere in the country (I think bob and dosh are probably more English though).
743aa8 No.548212
>>548187
>>548206
I see, thank you. I think I will stick to dosh then.
3f5840 No.548690
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Recent developments in the Afrin front;
>turns out neither Russia or Syria were not particularly amused by the recent Turkey sponsored SU-25 incident
>so in response Syria decided to allow hundreds or possibly even thousands of Kurdish reinforcements to move through Syrian controlled territory to the Afrin front
>Syrian anti-aircraft batteries were moved closer to the front lines in northern Syria
>Syria already has a good reason to enforce it's national sovereignty by shooting down Turkish aircraft violating Syrian airspace
>for some odd reason Turkey has ceased using it's air-power in northern Afrin
8fb3c9 No.549173
https://archive.is/3nQTV
"Syria war: US bombs government forces after Deir al-Zour attack"
>We're gonna see Jugoslav wars 2.0 and possibly turkey disintegrating if they don t end the YPG lol.
b7c7b3 No.549342
>>548690
Syria, the gift that keeps on giving.
The middle east was probably the best thing that could have happened to /k/.
8fb3c9 No.549633
>>548690
So I'm guessing the action was neither coordinated with the Americans or the Rusikies.
I cant wait to see autistic Turkroach screeching over the inability to see the basicly "independent" northern Syria in a federation
3f5840 No.549887
He didn't fly so good!
Turkish attack-helicopter crashed. Or was shot down.
3f9f98 No.549897
>>549342
>The middle east was probably the best thing that could have happened to /k/.
Better believe it.
0bb3b8 No.549900
>Israel begins bombing Syrian compounds
>F-16 gets shot down
>shoah
0bb3b8 No.549902
>>549897
This appeals to me but I would have to move to Russia when I was done because I would fight against the "moderate rebels".
b7c7b3 No.549930
>>549887
Looked like a cobra to me. Why are turks so incompetent? Even the fags at the coup last year were more competent than this. How much did that coup really hurt the turks?
>>548063
Looks like another fat repair and upgrade contract for KMW :^)
8fb3c9 No.550026
>>549930
If the coup was truely one and not a false flag, then I'd bet it was the best of the best who detest Edrogan's Islamisation policy or were supported by CIA.
IF the coup was fake, then it just gave edrogan an excuse to remove opposition, which usually would be the most competent generals.
the saying in Chinese goes" When a usurper becomes emperor, his first action is to execute all his former able generals and beaucrats"
6b0dbc No.550456
Oh man the salt on Greeks and Germans kek
3f5840 No.550699
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>US going to proxy war against it's own NATO ally
Syria is truly miracle of the universe.
3f5840 No.552747
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It seems like the battle for Ghouta is going to start in a few days. I expect it to be less of a ratfuck than battle of Aleppo was.
3f5840 No.552749
And it turns out that SAA scouts or artillery spotters haven't been idle, it seems like artillery preparation is already underway.
266c18 No.552754
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>>552749
Nothing like roasting kebab at night.
3f5840 No.552816
>>552754
Oh, and apparently white helmets/fuckbois are doing their propaganda-things in Ghouta this time around as well.
8f395e No.552833
>>552816
>4 civilians killed
So we know that 4 isis is dead, Syrian artillerists need to work on their aim.
266c18 No.552838
>>552816
Maybe we'll get lucky and all those fucks get smacked by a grad.
>>552833
I bet there is a lot more buried under rubble.
6a1d66 No.552840
>>544912
>Al-Quieda.
I don't even…
6a1d66 No.552842
>>545679
Not sure, but I worked with a dude who told legendary tales of mountain Armenians who would wreck the skulls of their enemies with hammers. I think that qualifies.
8fb3c9 No.552937
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-43107013
I quote, "Kurdish fighters 'strike deal' with Syrian army"
Wew. Time to see turkey get shat on by Syria and maybe Russia
12f2bf No.552955
>>552937
WEW. Kurdish independant state in northern Syria after Kebab removal, plus possible Russia vs. Turkey black ops WHEN?
53e631 No.552964
>>552955
>Kurdish independant state in northern Syria
NEVER
8fb3c9 No.552966
>>552955
>>552964
The way it seeems Turkey is fine kicking off WWIII or getting kicked outa nato if Trump suddenly decides that Kurds more reliable than turks. And lets greece reclaim constanople.
26ae5c No.554820
Turkroatches invade your country
>How do you defend your country
We simply wait for these worthless incompetent literal subhumans to drown themselves in Evros and the Aegean. We wouldn't need to fire a single shot. Worst case scenario a few of their units somehow manage to cross the river and we just pick them off one by one because they're retarded and will invade mountains terrains with no second thought.
>no air force
I don't know why I shouldn't be allowed to simply wipe out their shitty air force with our own but sure, whatever. Our air defenses are more than enough to keep them away. If they fly like they normally do then the entirety of their airforce would be utterly wiped out within 48 hours out of sheer incompetence.
163cbd No.554824
Daily reminder Turkey only ever expanded by attacking countries that had 80% of their population dead from war, famine and disease. And then enslaving, castrating and brainwashing kids from those countries to fight for them.
Turks themselves are below poo-in-loo tier fighters.
>>554811
They have like 10 of them, I seriously doubt they would be sent to Syria. Maybe if they had ONE JOB like taking out an AWACS in retaliation for something, but not just to kill durkas….
66ddf1 No.554827
>>544865
WRONG
YOU ARE WRONG
Turds are some of the shittiest people in the region, like nomadic communist kikes that just won't go away.
189034 No.554830
>>554811
Protos number 9 and 11 says Russians forums.
Despite what people says it's completely unsurprising to see them (rather it took them long enough).
The US park it's most advanced aircraft as far as possible from the battlefield because they're so great they would shatter the minds of the unbeliever just by being there.
Russia/USSR always tested their protos in field conditions if they can (MIG-17 protos in Korea, V-24, MiG-21 protos in Vietnam, T-8 and V-50 in afghanistan) before mass production begins.
189034 No.554833
>>554830
I forgot the use of the Su-34 prototypes in Georgia.
>>554824
>They have like 10 of them
11 now, might be 12 if they count a ground mockup as part of the series. And Sukhoi did transfer some of them to the air force right before that.
It's the late numbers ones IE those that likely have the near-serial strike suite. Where better to test bombing systems and whatnot than an actual war with no risks?
Better lose a prototype and find flaws than the opposite.
> In B4 "B-But muh political risk".
What risk? Putin is the greatest leader the Russians have had in over a century, he's not gonna lose internal support for, well anything, really, at the rate this is going he's probably going to be canonized after his death!
Anyone that matters know Russia is a trustworthy ally because of their actions in Syria, everyone else is too busy bawwwling "Russian Hackerzzz".
dbf219 No.554861
>>550699
>US going to proxy war against it's own NATO ally
>Syria is truly miracle of the universe.
Anon the entire US activity since 9/11 has been partially a hidden proxy war to hurt its own allies, so they don't grow independent from US/NATO.
What do you think the "War on Terror" is, if not the US/NATO attempt to stay relevant in the post Cold War World Order?
Why do you think the Economic Crisis(which started in the US), the Arab Spring and the resulting Rapefugee flood happened at exact the time, when Europe was prospering and the EU planned to build its own army while the US was on an economic downturn?
Or why the Ukrainian conflict started after several European Nations ignored US protests and started to have closer economic relationships with Russia?
The peace and prosperity of its own allies is currently the biggest threat to the USA who wishes to be a global hegemony, because in a world without the Soviet Union it is no longer needed as a guardian.
163cbd No.554870
>>544865
>>544954
>Persian Aryans
You realize Hitler gave them that moniker to get their oil right? They aren't white.
Kurds, Albanians, Persians, Arabs and Jews are all part of the Akkadian branch, which is only capable of destroying civilizations such as Sumer.
The people who create civilization are from other branches like Greek, which date back to the stone age black sea civilization from which we get the myth of the tree (in which our ancestors lived) and the snake (our historic predator), and the flood myth. Akkadian semites stole these myths and pretend theyre theirs.
983ba8 No.554884
>>544912
The Kurds disarmed the Assyrians in Nineveh. They went house to house taking their weapons. This happened within days of Mosul being ALLOWED to take Mosul(by a Kurdish SUNNI Peshmerga General).
Sure the Assyrians got their weapons back, the ones who made it out alive.
4d15e4 No.554891
Without some sort of diplomatic solution victory will not be a possibility for Syria. Turkey is playing the US against Russia and Syria to get what it wants. Syria needs to align the forces of Iran Russia and Turkey into a favorable agreement in order to drive out the US stops it's civil war and cease Kurdish separatism.
4d15e4 No.554892
>>544862
They have been partioned by stronger more aggressive peoples consistently and exist as an Anglo strategy to weaken Russia and Germany and keep the US in central Europe.
976478 No.554898
>>554870
>tfw you'll never again be a fuckhuge island in the middle of The Sea just under the vampire mountains island
A-at least we will have the world's tallest mountains in a couple tens of million years.
012fd8 No.554909
>>554870
>the myth of the tree (in which our ancestors lived) and the snake (our historic predator
If you want to turn it up one more notch, then watch these:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=t7EAlTcZFwY
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=svfWvSHh4AY (This one is obviously part of a series.)
Combined with your theory it could explain the origin of those mythical archetypes. Also, global catastrophies are always nice.
>>554898
>vampire mountains island
Fun fact: even though that Irishman used Dracula's name, in the original book the vampire himself says that he is a székely, and the most famous actor to play the role is Lugosi Béla, a Hungarian man (although he was actually a fucking commie). Also, the reason Vlad is so infamous is because the Germans of Transylvania had a feud with him. Bonus points: his descendants became part of the Hungarian nobility. I mean, fuck, don't call the Carpathians "vampire mountains". It's a really ahistorical thing to do.
0a1656 No.560902
Did USA BTFO Russia on that one attack that was reported like 100's of dead Russians? What happened?
8058d0 No.560907
>>560902
They committed an airstrike against tribal forces, which had Russian mercenaries embedded with them. These forces were working with the ISIS Hunters to eradicate Daesh forces east of the Euphrates, because the Kurds are either laughably incompetent or received orders to leave them alone. Either way, 5 Russians were confirmed killed and a couple dozen tribal fighters were killed, according to a statement released by their leadership. The (((media))) is pushing for greater intervention in Syria, but they acknowledge Russia is the greatest roadblock, so they're trying to make it look like we can just slaughter Russians and there won't be any payback. As we've learned from Israel's loss of jets and unfortunate accident with a flock of seagulls, it would almost certainly end in dead US airmen, which would be the cassus belli for regime change. In other words, pic related.
4f6d22 No.560910
>>554909
>he was actually a fucking commie
Did you have to ruin my day just like that?
c5e746 No.562620
rip in piss Afrin canton.
What'll the Kurds do now that the greatest golem has shown its true colors for the 6 gorillionth time?
Erdogan might now be enough of an Ottoman to go after Manbij considering the Russians retreated from their Afrin base as soon as shit got real.
354f6a No.562624
>>562620
It would help if these maps had a legend that tell which color is who.
be53d6 No.562627
>>562624
I think this is how it goes
>Yellow = Kurds
>Blue = Turks
>Red = Assad?
>Green = Rebels?
6b69cb No.562663
>>544778
This stupid meme needs to die.
d61b3e No.562665
>>562663
t. vermin permitted to live within borders of serbia
6b69cb No.562679
>>562665
It's getting boring, not only Serbs fought Turks.
a4f8d5 No.562682
>>562663
No tzamba tyropita for you today, Alia.
6b69cb No.562712
>>562682
What's that?
>>562707
Ne volim mimove, mimovi su za normice.
6b69cb No.562738
>>562717
It's interesting to notice how different that article is in Serbian language considering events in battle.
fe982f No.562751
>>544877
Serbia second best balkan country, Bulgaria number one
ddbb00 No.562757
>>562738
srbija do neptuna
>>544818
this was wrongly translated. Ustashe in this context would mean croats.
>>562751
>bulgaria
>best
sure
a4f8d5 No.562773
>>562751
>Bulgaria number one
>literally larping as a turkic tribe
Not as funny as alexandrovskis' larp but pretty close, must run in the genes.
f5f67d No.562783
Is this the official balkan shitposting thread?
9e1cf4 No.562833
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>>562757
Wasn't the Ustashe the fascist Croat army? idk I only know a little bit of Croatian but I think they are talking specifically about fascist in the balkans if not they would probably use Hrvata instead.
fe982f No.562844
>>562773
pay your damn bills
fe982f No.562846
>>562783
I knew a dude from Serbia, said he lived right next to Kosovo and one day some albanian muslim turkshit snuck over and tried to burn down the church and yank the cross off the top, so everyone started shooting him and hit him in the leg, dude toppled off and lived, so the whole town dragged him to the nearby bridge and hanged him from a street lamp so all the albaniggers could see it.
73a8eb No.563072
>>562783
>third military power in Europe
This stupid myth needs to die.
0bb3b8 No.563085
>slaughter all the pigs
>cover every strategically important road / bridge / port with their entrails
>laugh as the roaches refuse to advance
>upload videos of roach casualties being thrown into vats of pig blood
>laugh as their moral is destroyed
84f031 No.563109
>>562778
>the ypg is preparing for guerilla war,
Kurdroaches talk a lot about how they're great at war but they really aren't.
Turkey assault is minimalistic at best, there are some heavier Turkish units supporting it, but it's a handful, 4 tanks here, an arty strike there, most of the fighting is done on foot by "FSA" guys and they have had hardly any trouble putting the kurds down despite themselves being quite shit (and the SAA wipe them out regularly).
More proof that the Kurds didn't really fought ISIS when you look at how intense the fights and counterattacks between SAA and ISIS were or at the very least had way more NATO support than the media are reporting on (as in NATO spec ops did everything, and the kurds just flanked/kept perimeters).
f5f67d No.563116
>>562833
Fun fact, the Četniks were also collaborating with Germany and the Spaghets during WW2, but the Serb gubmint tried to sweep it under the rug by declaring the Chetniks to be equal to be "an anti-fascist organization". Can't call someone else a genocidal fascist when you were doing the exact same thing, eh?
f5f67d No.563117
>to be equal to be
I mean to say to be equal to Tito's partizans.
379196 No.563138
>>563116
Only collaboration they did was to stop commies from taking over.
Fun fact,for every german soldier killed,they would kill 5 civilians..Serbian civilians.
Commies,being sam type of subhuman scum as you croats,didn't give a fuck about civies.
Other collaboration was blown the fuck out of proportions by said commie scum.
Even Allies supported Četniks.
f5f67d No.563140
>>563138
>bounce around alliances like a pinball
>ally with the Germans
>oni bre gube bre
>later ally with the western allies
>western allies throw you out for the commies, because the commies are doing everything better than you somehow
>ally with the fucking Soviet Union, while hoping to keep fighting Tito
>we wuz just burning down catholic churches, Croatian villages and decapitating kids to fight the commies, we swear
91c5d6 No.563144
>>563140
>talks about genocide
>had the only concentration camp for children
>talks about not having a country
>only reason why they have a country is because Serbia didnt capitulate in WW1,even aftet loosing 60% of male population,all because Petar had a delirum of having a unifided south slavic state
You would still be licking AH boot and bending over if it was up to you.
ddbb00 No.563146
>>563140
pretty much sums up our autism perfectly, thank you ante
f5f67d No.563148
>>563144
>talks about genocide
>had the only concentration camp for children
Yeah, I'm not being a faggot, and making excuses for it.
>only reason why they have a country is because Serbia didnt capitulate in WW1
And you'd be a half-turk rape baby i-Oh, oh, wait.
84f031 No.563151
>>563140
>western allies throw you out for the commies, because the commies are doing everything better than you somehow
That's largely because the US and the US State Department in particular were (((commies))) infested (and still are), they did the same with China and Indochina for the same BS reasons.
91c5d6 No.563152
>>563148
>want's to feel important
>resort to shitting up the thread with his nazi larping
Enjoy ruining europe like you ruin everything else,you inbred fuck
eec0c2 No.563154
>>563151
You europoors never understood the US. The faggotry in this country doesn't come from commies but from puritan ideals. They were always egalitarian and racial abolisanists the US has been cucking since the civil war.
d2a8d1 No.563156
>>563154
Your whole fucking university complex got taken by the goddamn Fabian socialists back in the late 19th century burger-kun, cancers like Franz Boas all became big and influential thanks to the Iyvies.
84f031 No.563164
>>563154
No it wasn't, communists jew, in direct contact with the Commintern dictated your country policies under Roosevelt.
Both Robert G. Minor and Linn Markley Farish were communist spies as demonstrated by the VENONA project.
And both were in charge of the evaluation of Serbian partisans for the US gov'.
Exactly like Solomon Adler and John S. Service were the guys in charge of Chinese partisans and were also communists agents.
Reading about the Venona project (the NSA decryption of war time messages sent by the USSR embassy in the US 30 years latter when the tech got good enough to crack the codes) is a hell of ride.
That's where you learn that all the (((americans))) involved with the creation of the UN, the World Bank and the IMF were actually soviet agents despite being senior US officials…
73a8eb No.563165
>>562665
>>562682
>>562707
>>563089
Calm down niggers, just because I dislike this stupid meme, doesn't mean I'm pro-Muslim.
4bde61 No.563175
>>563156
>Fabian
this nigga gets it
8ee384 No.563783
>>545063
It's almost as if most invasions are only a replacement of the ruling class and don't significantly alter the demographics of the area concerned. The grass roots pleve migration that is destroying white civilization right now is the exception, not the rule.
A lot of t*rks have mostly ancient mediterranean blood, shame about all the consanguinity though.
d61b3e No.565176
>>565169
Oh come on, they were a slave state at the time ffs.
05f64d No.565178
>>565169
>He couldn't even beat some Turkroaches backed up by Serb traps despite having all the allies in the world
>Blames the effeminate fuck slaves for losing
Could you get any more pathetic?
6c836a No.565181
91c5d6 No.565598
>>565169
>Battle of Krbava
>Battle of Klis
>Battle of Mohac
>Battle of Gorjani
>Battle of Brest
1cc000 No.565606
>>546415
this is too good to be true
89ba87 No.565663
>>565181
>Be french knights.
>Be bored without english to kill.
>Hear about christians being vaguely threatneed by Turks from some faggot.
>ROAD TRIP.JPG
>Get to the battle.
>Faggot want to leave poor peasant at the front.
>Faggot ragequit when we bully him.
>Kill most of the Turks cavalry.
>Pierce enemy lines.
>Kill most of the turks infantry.
>Ottomans throw their reserve in the melee.
>"How the fuck is there even more turks?".jpg, what the hell are the others doing?
>"no frothing boar nor enraged wolf fought more fiercely"
>Die a proper knight death, at least honor is safe.
>As a result knight leader is still honored by France to this day (last ship named after him recently received military cross for properly removing kebabs).
>Be Sigismund.
>Is basically Emperor of 75% of Europe.
>Can't handle a few thousands of Turks somehow.
>Go beg French king (IE. the only other ruler of a significant territory of continental europe) for help.
>As honor demands half the french nobility answer the call.
>Get to battle.
>Realize that the Turks have way more soldiers than you though.
>Expect that like you and Ottomans french knights will hide cowardly behind ranks of peasants/slave
>clearly being told you they will not but do not prepare for it.
>Sit on your ass the whole battle.
>Blame the french for not killing the entire Turkish army for you.
>Blame the Serbs for flanking the now retreating french you didn't support.
>Run away disguised as a fisherman, then pretended it was some epic fight.
You can't go and beg for knights and then complain when they act like knights. French cavalry (or navy) never does anything wrong. They also never do anything smart.
Sigismund was a retard that single-handedly started the HRE civil war and is only remembered in Europe for usurping his own brother and pillaging his own christian lands with an army of fucking pagans… (The whole "he stopped the papal schism" is hilarious. He fucked up so bad a THIRD pope was created. At which point everyone agreed this was getting retarded! That's Sigismund, fucking up so bad it went all the way around and fixed things).
It's preposterous to think he would have won if the french knights had not been french knights, he just would have blamed it on something else.
55e1e8 No.565669
>>565663
Don't worry lad we still recognise what a threat you all are to the world.
79eebe No.565678
>>565169
>OwO
C'mon, Croatia. Don't act like Sweden or Germany.
35b5c2 No.565690
>>565669
I still try and convince people to this day that the real global threat is Switzerland. Just the other day I was helping with some airplanes, and some Swiss customers took over 90 photos of classified aircraft WHEN THEY WERE EXPLICITLY TOLD NOT TO! When we found out and started deleting the photos they said "it's to late, it's in the cloud!" No one believes me that they are a threat to the nation and national security.
91c5d6 No.565702
>>565690
I for one welcome our Swiss overlords
89ba87 No.565723
>>565690
10 days after Nagasaki Switzerland decided to have nuclear bombs, they have admitted to have had a 43 year long nuclear program that included stockpiling enriched uranium and essentially "have everything needed to make some if needed." They went as far as funding and authorizing delimiting and preparing facilities to make deep underground tests.
The only people ever arrested for proliferation of nuclear technology (primarily for selling gas centrifuge technology and machine to Libya) were all Swiss citizens.
Add all those James Bond villain's bunkers they have, the fact that they probably have more IFV's than the entire EU put together, that the average swiss soldier (IE every able bodied man between 18 and 40) can shoot you in the balls at 600m with it's service rifle using iron sights and you have a reason why little Switzerland isn't allowed to come out and play with others.
334806 No.565733
>>565690
>>565723
Should I be worried when a swiss relative stated it would be more beneficial to be an asset for them than the damned slavs you hang around.
35b5c2 No.565789
>>565733
Around the Swiss, do not dismiss.
05f64d No.565990
>spend billions on missile defense system because your American masters tell you to
>pretend everything's okay as antique Scud-Bs rain down on your cities and pulverize your asshole
>Americans explain it was just a faulty error with the whatshit in the whosnow so you just need to spend billions more to be properly safe
>the mountain tribe you're at war with starts jerry-rigging SA-2s to act as SSMs
>remain confident that the billions you spent on Raytheon's cutting edge technology will prevent any and all damage
>end up killing your own civilians when the missile boomerangs
>spend billions more on the same equipment because America threatened they'd turn you into a democracy if you ever stopped
89ba87 No.566005
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>>565990
>Be Poland.
>See video proof that the best Patriot money can buy is shit.
>Patriot are 3x the price of euro made SAMP/T that is around 10 time better.
>Buys anyway.
d57c04 No.566033
>>565990
Did it get attracted to a ventilation shaft? I know Igla's do that sometimes.
f291af No.566063
>>566005
What can I say… I bet that's political decision, not the sane one. On the other hand I don't think that technology transfer or any type of offset agreement is possible after whole drama with caracals.
0fd0f9 No.566070
>>565723
> and you have a reason why little Switzerland isn't allowed to come out and play with others.
Anon the Swiss were force into neutrality because they were weak opportunistic bitches that got onto everyone's nerves, not because they were a powerful adversary.
d61b3e No.566074
>>566063
When it comes to weapons, "political decision" is synonym for "retardation".
d48fc7 No.566104
>>566070
Anon, you do not know the history of the Swiss mercenaries.
There is a reason even now it's some Swiss guarding the pope's ass and not someone else.
PS: not even Swiss, just a frog having passed the border
593623 No.566275
>>565990
I'm looking forward to finding out that some cockeyed inbred prince four-thousandth in the line for the throne stole all the maintenance manuals to make himself more important and the crew just kind of inshallah'd their way into installing the guidance upside down.
d769b9 No.566474
>>566104
>Anon, you do not know the history of the Swiss mercenaries.
Oh belief me I know the history of the Swiss mercenaries. Here is the thing, the people who hired them seldom won their wars. Their main employer was France, because the French Infantry sucked.
>There is a reason even now it's some Swiss guarding the pope's ass and not someone else.
<Swiss mercenaries get hired by Popes during the Renaissance
<Pope tries to gain independence from the Holy Roman Empire and starts an Alliance with France
<the Pope is also a huge a retard, because he ignores that the current Holy Roman Empire isn't the weakling of the Medieval Period and currently the Holy Roman Emperor is also the King of the Spanish Empire
<the Holy Roman Empire invades Italy and destroys the French Army
<"accidentally" the commander of the Holy Roman Army has run out of funds to pay the troops, so the troops consisting of Spanish and Germans start looting Italy
<the Sack of Rome happens
<the highly trained, experienced and expensive Swiss mercenaries get butchered by German peasants without leadership
<meanwhile the Pope tries to flee
<Pope gets captured and becomes the bitch of the Holy Roman Emperor
<thus ends the Renaissance and the Catholic Church stops being an important player in European Politics
<future Popes made Cuckholds now hire Swiss as Bodyguards, because they have proven to be the greatest goys
Truly a great accomplishment for the Swiss to be proud of.