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Calendar/Art Thread Strelok 01/20/18 (Sat) 21:06:35 0bfb74 No.544432

Alright /k/, I need your help. I just realized my calendar is almost a month expired. The space I keep my calendar in is passed by an SJW, Autist who's scared of tits, and a nogunz faggot on a daily basis. I can't do anything with nude girls since the calendar is in view of a window with heavy traffic by it during the day time, but I want something that's classy and will trigger everyone in my household. I was thinking of getting one of those "guns & girls" calendars, but they all look like shit. I thought of getting an "exotic guns" calendar, but the dates are filled up with useless trivia shit and I actually write on my calendar. I need a good calendar, /k/!

Strelok 01/20/18 (Sat) 23:35:09 858e40 No.544483

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>>544432

So, do you want us to post good images so you can print the best 12 out with another sheet of paper for each month and staple them together? Because I don't think many of us are calendar aficionados.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 00:15:04 9a9720 No.544508

>>544432

>>544483

>not making your own calendars every year

Just like, make an Excel document, use the "autocomplete" function to have it print an entire year of Date/Weekday, make the cells larger, Ctrl-X Ctrl-V them into months, add an image for each month, hit print, done.

Alternatively you can go to a print store and ask them to print the pictures for you on high quality paper, glue the pics above a disposable sheet of paper with your calendar on it.

Or get one of these gay "digital picture frames", have it display the date, and set a rotation of images. Then obtain a notebook and keep your dates in there.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 01:02:05 718453 No.544521

>>544432

Why is she so smug?

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 01:43:36 73bd27 No.544530

>>544483

>5th pic

>tfw your very first gun was a $60 nugget that you bought yourself

>tfw you could have afforded roughly ten of them at the time

>tfw you were saving that money for a shitty laptop to use when you joined the zogbot army

>tfw the laptop you bought shit itself after three years while the rifle still functions just fine and could easily fetch you $300 if you sold it to the right retard

I will never sell my first gun, but I do have regrets over not purchasing multiples when I could have afforded it on a pizza worker's salary.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 01:44:39 20db96 No.544532

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Old gun advertisement.

Especially the colt sp1 ad calling it the hunters new best friend. And especially 22lr ads where there is a dad teaching a kid how to shoot, the whole family thing and good male role model will trigger them like hell. especially since they probably never had one

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 01:48:33 20db96 No.544533

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I think we need someone with image editing skills beyond ms paint retardry me to get these things into a uniform shape.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 02:02:26 858e40 No.544534

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>>544532

Got you. I'll keep searching for more.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 02:09:31 146df0 No.544536

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>>544534

>You will never be able to buy an anti-tank rifle for $100

>You will never be able to buy an SMG for $50

I really hate the Federal Reserve and the ATF.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 02:12:08 87fb95 No.544537

>>544534

What happened to USA?

;__;

don't answer that

A rhethorical question

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 02:17:56 20c9b0 No.544539

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Here's a few I got.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 02:19:35 73bd27 No.544540

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>>544537

One day things will be alright again.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 06:04:06 2ad227 No.544573

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>>544540

thanks bro, don't hear that enough

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 06:09:19 380580 No.544574

>>544532

G'day Wendy!

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 07:20:11 387e9c No.544586

>>544537

>ignore spoilers

-1965 Hart-Celler Immigration act

-Beaners

I was born in a white country and Ted Kennedy and the micks voted to take it away from me.

Strelok 01/21/18 (Sun) 17:07:30 17b2d8 No.544627

>>544586

micks? Emmanuel Cellar was a kike.

>he thought /pol/ was ever not right!

Strelok 01/22/18 (Mon) 04:29:48 baa168 No.544709

>>544627

>hurduur jew proposed a bill that was composed, orchestrated, and campaigned for by the mick kennedy family.

the phrase "nation of immigrants" was first used in print in JFK's book when he was running for president in order to promote Ted Kennedy's 1965 immigration act.

Strelok 01/22/18 (Mon) 10:55:57 d0b724 No.544754

>>544709

50% of US presidents were irish.

fight the real enemy.

Strelok 01/24/18 (Wed) 06:55:30 fa4888 No.545247

>>544754

Proof?

The first five were all upstanding English Stock, as was Quincy Adams. Jackson was a Scot, Van Buren a Dutchman, then from Harrison onward my knowledge gets murky. Roosevelt was another New York Dutch, both TR and FDR. Kennedy was the only out and out Irishman I think we’ve ever had. The only Catholic to be sure.