4d35d7 No.539592
What is the best gun for a macfag? I want it to compliment my space gray devices.
f4b44e No.539598
>>539592
> Reliable for what it is
> AESTHETIC
> Is a meme
< Overpriced
< Underpowered
< Only works with weird proprietary ammo
< Can't really modify it
< Is a meme
b14dc4 No.539603
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
It is a perfect companion to my iphone X! I use this to keep my wife and her son safe from anyone who can invade our home.
0220aa No.539612
a glock 19 gen 4 of course
>2% better each generation
>fanboys will upgrade every time
f4b44e No.539617
>>539603
That is some pure, unadulterated Poe's law right there. I was absolutely certain is was a parody all the way to the end.
eaee1b No.539620
>cheap plastic design billed as a boutique product
>survives mostly on blind brand loyalty and conspicuous spending as a status symbol
>incremental upgrades every few years to ensure planned obsolescence
Unfortunately, past this the analogy breaks down.
<Apple
>Glock
<proprietary everything
>comes in whatever pistol cartridge you want, and glock mags are the defacto standard for 9mm ARs.
<little to no 3rd party support due to corporate control freaks
>you can build an entire pistol without using a single OEM part
5566af No.539622
>>539617
But just think of all the fun you could have with their 'safe' little mace-pellet pop-gun.
>Get a group of friends together and magdump (while masked) at regressive protests/riots before booking it out of there. Granted it's still assault, but it's a lot funnier, and denies the regressive the dignity of being shot.
>Get a group of kids together (12-14 kids at least 10 years old), take them to a relatively secluded location, arm each of them with at least one SALT brand Faggot Pistol, and tell them that the last man standing wins $50. Sell tickets and start taking bets.
>I wonder what sort of ballistic performance you'd get from that ball if you dramatically increase the muzzle velocity. What sort of penetration do you think you could get out of that projectile? Do we know what effect the 'toxin' will have when it is delivered directly into a human spleen or liver?
f4b44e No.539625
>>539622
We need to go bigger.
c325ce No.539633
>>539617
>>539603
Best part is that they just slapped their logo on a Tippman paintball pistol and jacked the price up.
336102 No.539636
Windows = AK
Linux = AR-15
What would be FreeBSD?
a82ee8 No.539637
c25752 No.539639
>>539636
I feel like the AR-15 isn't a good example of a GNU/Linux firearm.
336102 No.539641
>>539639
Why, the receiver (kernel) stays the same but everything else is customizable.
c325ce No.539643
>>539639
Yeah, it's too easy for the general population to use.
>>539641
Maybe Mauser's gewehr 98 bolt or Browning's tilting barrel design would be more appropriate since they've both spawned so many different guns like so many operating systems coming from Unix.
c25752 No.539644
>>539641
Yeah but are they truly free and open source?
9672cd No.539646
>>539636
I feel ak would be some DOS. L85 fits better as windows anyway.
336102 No.539648
>>539643
That's true but I was implying a gun within the semi-auto/battle/assault rifle/PDW class.
>>539646
Explain.
16d510 No.539649
>>539603
This is a great way to get a lawsuit. And god forbid anyone ever had lung problems, and ends up dying after you shoot them. Pretty sure you're going to face jail time
291631 No.539669
>>539603
>Nog breaks into your house wearing a mask
>Beats you and your wife's son to death for getting dust on his gucci
Also
>Black powder
Why am I not not surprised that those flabby soyboys don't know anything bout guns?
291631 No.539676
>>539636
What about Temple OS?
f11e7e No.539701
8a8876 No.539702
b35fcc No.539708
>>539636
Linux = shit-tarded looking scrapguns from Fallout 4
>>539676
a padded cell
0d273e No.539717
>>539636
>Windows = AK
Nah. Win7 might be the Galil at it's best, everything after that is 'civilian market' Tavor. Enterprise LTSB is the unpozzed version.
>Linux = AR-15
Loonix= AR-15, Stoner63, plus the important bits from the AR18. Your option of classic wood furniture, polymer, or laminate.
c8d4b6 No.539731
>>539598
damn I wanted a p90 too fag way to ruin it for me..
As for you OP pic fucken related.
17efe2 No.540274
>>539617
>>539603
Honestly if they marketed it differently it'd be pretty cool. Smokebombing someone isn't a bad weapon, imagine an ammonia/bleach capsule or a glowstick style capsule that mixes in the air and turns deadly. It's like a little pocket grenade launcher.
Make it look like a wand and less like a gun for the element of surprise, since a co2 tank probably works in a tube just as well?
284712 No.540301
HK anything
>overpriced for what it is
>has a "following" who won't let you forget that they are fanboys.
>terrible CS
c5ad3d No.540309
>>539593
As a programmer with experience working on Apple products for 7 months, this is unironically the only correct answer.
You guys have no idea how bad things really are
e71ada No.540318
4d6cb4 No.540384
>>539592
>macfag
thanks for inviting normalscum to the internet btw.
d90eda No.540390
>>540383
>purchased by people who don't care/don't want to do research/aren't a hobbyist
>breaks in odd ways that require sending it back to the factory but its owner will most likely throw it in the trash and buy a new one instead
>will never actually be used for its intended purpose
>sometimes introduces gimmick designs that are good on paper but nobody actually wants or buys
Makes sense, Anon.
82014b No.540412
>>539603
The only good use of this gun is by replacing someone’s pistol with this piece of shit as a prank.
b9f7f8 No.540422
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e68626 No.540445
>>540274
Fill the pellets with liquid sodium/potassium alloy. Burns on contact with air, explodes on contact with many organic compounds.
c5ad3d No.540447
>>540422
I can't get into any detail. Just know that their repair services are utter trash. All product is crudely opened with a screwdriver and quickly checked for any damage. If nothing is found we return it. If something in there has been fried up we trash the whole thing altogether and simply replace it with the stock in the basement.
82014b No.540448
>>539603
it’s like they designed a gun for liberals or some shit.
e9bde5 No.540565
632f3a No.540569
>>540384
what? that was AOL
I remember the real internet
ca67aa No.540570
>>540309
Give us a /tech/ story time anon:
79dad7 No.540572
>>540447
Now tell us something that technologically illiterate gyroi like myself don't already know.
t. onii-chan of an apple tablet owner
e50021 No.540587
>>539744
How can the magazine in the first image even feed? The follower/bullet are tilted ~30° downwards which I assume makes it impossible for the bolt to strip a new round without some retarded, overcomplicated mechanism to align it.
21daa5 No.540598
>>540587
You have to follow the curve of the magazine downwards, not upwards. It's shaped to be a grip, and the feed lips are properly aligned within the gun.
Besides, 5.45 doesn't require retarded amounts of magazine curvature like x39.
e9978c No.540618
>>540572
All the material comes from Chinkshit obscure companies. Most people joke about phones coming from China but they don't realize how abhorrent the quality is.
Around 10% of the stuff is trashed immediately, because it's that shit. Hardware arrives fried up or broken.
>But Apple claims most of it is made in European countries
Absolute fucking bullshit. The chips, batteries, screens and mobos are chinkshit. Maybe they make the cases in Germany or something, but the rest comes directly from Korea, Taiwan and China.
You guys joke about the "Made in China" label but fail to realize that what you paid over $400 for is chinkshit quality garbage put together but bored autists like myself in a crude quick manner.
Granted, the majority of cellphone companies are also chinkshit, but you don't pay a liver for it. And I doubt their services are as incompetent as ours. The normalcattle I repeat believe that phones are made by 180 IQ whine men in white coats in clean scientific labs, using expensive equipment and robots.
If they only knew how bad things really are
79dad7 No.540622
>>540618
>The normalcattle I repeat believe that phones are made by 180 IQ white men in white coats in clean scientific labs, using expensive equipment and robots
I think hipsters actually believe that i-phones are made by 180 IQ multicultural men as in browns in equal representation included in white coats in clean scientific labs, using expensive equipment and robots, which is even more retarded.
1205ea No.540689
>>539603
they should figure out how to fill these with hydrochloric acid so i can make tyrone and jamal look like this when they bust into my house
032149 No.540704
>>540618
The greek complaining about chinkshit when they don't have an economy.
I'm kidding, but how'd you manage to figure out the secret of chinese product placement? The stuff that ends up imported to the US is the top 10%. Don't even ask where the rest of the stuff goes (hint: Africa and Asia)
3b9c00 No.540705
>>540618
I always knew my piece of shit phone I paid $50 for was on par with overly expensive hipster phones.
1436fe No.543046
>>539592
A twelve inch black dildo.