/k/ - Weapons

He won't know what Freedom is like until he tastes McDonald's burger and drinks Coca Cola

>>532514

>he thinks North Korea isn't a utopia

Good goyim…

i have very hard time believing this whole story, it just comes as too good time and sud korea is pretty much psyop central

>>532523

All of the soldiers involved could be dead for not finishing the job or even firing into the south.

libs on twatter are saying the guy who got shot is a traitor and ungrateful to communism

>>532514

>muh soldier from birth unstopable gook banzai force

They couldn't even hit a guy at 5 meters, these guys are fucked if a real war begins.

>>532543

>They couldn't even hit a guy at 5 meters, these guys are fucked if a real war begins.

they have ammo shortages in north korea, somehow. if i have to say someone is exporting all their small arms ammunition like what happened in india.

>>532553

>You really think this nation has the industrial capacity to manufacture all the ammo they need?

you'd think with +50 years of existence they would get ammo production down.

>>532553

They have bigger army than USA, although equipped with outdated weapons. Make no mistake though, 100 year old rifle kills just as good as modern tacticool guns do. As such, there wouldn't be direct engagements, they'd be just shelled from all directions, and having all of their shit packed tightly together, they are at a great disadvantage.

>>532555

I'm forced to believe that north Korean historical war strategy aren't as cunning as what you're presenting. Even if they flawlessly bulldozed past the DMZ it's the retaliation that's important.

>>532545

>>532553

>>532554

I'm pretty sure they just sell tons of what they can make to all the bad goys and boys. No point needing all the ammo at this second when there's no war, just enough for guards and some training. Not a good way of thinking but one that gets them money when they need it.

>>532566

I distinctly remember the Norks being noted weapon merchants in Somalia during the mid-00s.

>>532523.

You watch too much Amerimutt propaganda.

>>532535

I read that commanders were replaced and punished for failing to stop him.

>>532554

>Be Chinese vassal/buffer state.

>Your only purpose is to be a line on a map between your owner and the people they don't like.

>Have so little to do that your rulers generally hit the bottle and cheap porn and his choice of the nations gook loli population, occasionally throwing 'insecure 12 year old on CoD when mum isn't watching' levels of shit talk at other nations when the booze and blowjobs get too monotonous.

>Country has been starved to the point where they're actually shrinking.

>Even the fucking Chinks are starting to get a little bit taller.

>Throwing every available penny at the Dear Leaders (tm) ambition to own ICBMs

>Fail

>Actually call the missile the 'No Dong' I know that's perfectly reasonable in Korean, I still can't stop laughing

>Does this sound like a nation that could produce its own bullets?

>>532638

No. Chaotic Neutral is just fucking everything up because you at that point and time felt like it. That scenario you listed is sitting back and watching someone else remove a pest, like watching a hated neighbor gassing a wasp hive after being stung to shit by said wasps. Even wasps are more useful and interesting that boxheaded koreans.

>>532523

>You know he and his family are already dead

You know his family is probably non-existent, right?

>>532638

Honestly it would make life easier if the Norks would bomb the Porks, and then get bombed in turn by the Burgers.

>>532640

This is the most bizarre thing to watch. Like a Justin Trudeau speech.

>>532640

>Fatboy Kim rises up out of a trap-door in the centre of the stage wearing a golden suit with a half naked Nork hottie clinging to each of his legs.

>Crowd falls silent, they know the script and what will happen to their families if they go off message

>Dead silence

>Kim speaks, loudly and with the most commanding voice the Nork sound engineers can give him

>미국은 내 땀이 많은 공에 키스 할 수 있습니다!

America can suck my sweaty balls!

>Fireworks

>Band kicks in again

>Nork press spends the next few months reporting on the respect and praise the Dear Leader has received from around the world.

If you're going to use your uncontrolled power over the North Korean nation to play out your teenage fantasies at least do it properly.

>>532638

no, you're just a jap. All you various gooks do is hate each other.

>>532640

They hold a party for launching a nuke? What the fuck? The song reminds me of 80s eurodisco, they might just be that behind the times.

>>532514

>SORK military just announced this guy is immune to anthrax

Either NK is totally being fucked by a super bacteria or they vaccinated their army in preparation for unprecedented biological warfare. Get ready for the fucking shitstorm boys.

>>538498

>not having a party for launching an ICBM

y'all cowards don't even build nukes.

>>538524

Or… there was no defecting solider to begin with and it's all a CIA op to make it look like NK is developing biological weapons in order to give more pretense to invade them.

>>538553

>the country without enough lights for it's rural areas is also unable to provide clean water for it's already malnourished soldiers

idk it seems pretty plausible that communism is just doing what it does best. failing miserably

>>538536

>Laibach in NK

I always forget that they actually unironically went there and didn't get shot. If there was ever an early indicator of how weird this timeline was going to get, it was that event. Laibach, playing Life Is Life in North Korea.

>>532638

>there was a time that you hated norks more than porks

Are you a hafu or just stupid?

>>538524

Over there it's probably a common cold tier disease at this point

>>538563

True but don't pretend there aren't plenty of psyops involved from the South Korean, NATO, Japan, and US sides to either give the ground to an invasion plan or to pressure China to rein them in.