62ccb9 No.522676
It's Friday, you know what that means.
Has anyone ever had Amaretto?
6015f5 No.522687
Take a jar of honey and a bottle of vodka, empty it into pic related bag. Empty bag into a strippers ass, and seal her ass with a buttplug. After a night of dancing on the pole, take her aside, unplug her, and suck the mixture from her ass.
That's amaretto.
807b74 No.522695
>>522676
One part Amaretto
One part Bourbon
Two parts hot black coffee
Best winter drink in existence.
0bdbc2 No.522698
>>522687
That's sounds like the dirty version of That's Amore by Dean Martin.
499236 No.522714
How do I make an atom bomb?
6015f5 No.522720
>>522714
>get 40L of tritium/deuterium
>put in a perfect sphere
>surround it with perfect sphere of 50kg of U235 dust
>surround that with a sphere of 3mm beryllium plating
>surround that with about a foot of plastic explosive
>detonate explosive all at once, so it compresses the contents symetricaly
499236 No.522727
>>522720
>perfect sphere
How did those faggots back in 45 do it?
477ffb No.522743
>>522676
I enjoy it, though I prefer something that tastes a bit less sweet and more like alcohol, which is why Rum is my favorite drink.
f9f9fa No.522754
>spend time imagining up or researching drink recipes
>get a full bar
>end up drinking White Russians exclusively
22dcb0 No.522757
>>522754
>find a classy bar
>they don't know what a singapore sling is
>berate the bartender in three different languages until removed
807b74 No.522770
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>>522757
>go into a bar in Panama City
>they don't know what a dark and stormy is
>nor two or three other rum mixes
>finally just ask for a cuba libre
>oh you mean a rum and coke
>fine, whatever
>is pepsi okay?
I wanted to burn the place down.
3265f4 No.522780
>>522727
they used a different method dear shitskin poster
0d7007 No.522829
>>522827
i'd get it for the bottle even
2b834f No.522830
Rarely drink, but lately my drink of choice has been pic related
0d7007 No.522831
>>522830
at a quick glance i thought it was mouthwash
2b834f No.522836
>>522831
Careful, Becherovka is basically the national drink of CZ, you might get some Czech-bros yelling at you.
101cfb No.522839
I'm been planning on getting more into bourbon. What does /k/ recommend for drinking straight and for mixing?
62ccb9 No.522847
How long until the Russians start up a craft vodka industry?
f0e7d0 No.522853
>Has anyone ever had Amaretto?
Of course!
f7251f No.522878
Just got a big bottle of pic related, anyone know any good mixes with this?
635e90 No.522887
c6394b No.522889
Rakiya and a salad. Don't fall for the homemade alcohol meme. You'll waste more time and money than just buying it from the store.
>>522878
Make a Screwdriver by combining vodka and orange juice
d30247 No.522890
>>522676
Yeah, it's nice when done as a 50-50 cocktail with Scotch or Southern Comfort if you want a smoother drink.
3238c5 No.522906
>>522720
>>522827
whoa
>>522676
It's a liquor, an ingredient, not something you should drink casually unless you're gay, underage, or retarded lollollol
>>522754
Same, through my entire bar out because I couldn't trust my own mother with it in the same house, it was driving her insane.
I had damn quite a lot; syrup, bitters, fruits and olives, vermouth, tools, flavored Curacao's, the main basics (like rum, vodka, tequila, whisky, gin, brandy, cognac, even moonshine), I had Irish cream, amaretto, coffee liquor, even absinthe, sake, mead, and Jagermeister. I had to ditch it all because of my mother going insane, AND all I ever fucking drank were old fashions or straight Johnny Walker Black Next to that, you're best to go with just a nice high abv beer and move on.
62ccb9 No.522930
>>522906
> it was driving her insane.
How?
1cff98 No.522938
>>522698
PUUUUUT SSSOOOOOMMMME
Honey and vodka
Mixed in a bag-a
That's amaretto
Empty into the
Stripper's caboose-a
That's amaretto
Her ass will swing ting-a-ling-a-ling-tinga-linga-ling
And you'll sing "best idea"
She will sway tippy-tippy-tay-tippy-tippy-tay
Cause she's drunken Maria
I tried
110d4a No.522941
>be poorfag spic
>hanging out with best friend at the south
>we saw some sign of pic related outside the shitskin version of 7/11, 4x1 dollar
>amigo says "why not?"
>bought that shit, tastes like it
>now my best amigo is dying from cancer, no seriously
Such was life at the south
7c72d8 No.522956
Pic related is my new favorite
820daf No.522967
>>522956
Try their Palo Santo if you get a chance, it's delicious and strong, though it's a little heavy on the wallet when compared to other hipster microbrews.
Their 120 minute is okay, but hugely overpriced for what it is (it's pretty much over-glorified weak liqour that goes for $200 a case) and I only recommend it if you can steal it.
t. craft beer delivery truck driving strelok
308323 No.522982
>>522754
10/10 would abide
820daf No.522993
>>522906
>>522757
I know the feel of going to a bar craving a specific drink and being disappointed, but for some reason every bar tender knows what an Irish car bomb is.
I've been to bars in South America, I've been to bars in SEA, and I've been to tiny Eastern European bars, they've all knew what a fucking Irish car bomb is.
Oddly enough the one place I've ever been where the bartender looked at me like I was a retard for asking for one was in Germany.
The bartender was Turkish
61fb1f No.522995
>>522754
>Order white russian at bowling alley bar
>get a confused look
820daf No.523005
61fb1f No.523010
820daf No.523011
>>523010
I can see Floridians not knowing what a white russian is tbh.
The state consists entirely of niggers, retired shitheads that have only ever drank piss beer, and cubans.
22dcb0 No.523014
>>522839
Wild Turkey. If you can't drink that straight you've got no hope for classier stuff.
>>522770
I know the feel.
>>522847
They've got premo vodkas in Russia, they don't really export the good stuff out west.
>>522993
How can a cockroach bartend.
820daf No.523016
>>523014
>How can a cockroach bartend
Really fucking poorly.
If you ever visit krautland stay way the fuck away from major cities.
The smaller villages are more interesting and welcoming anyway.
It's comparable to France.
You could visit a major city like Paris and be treated like shit by Muslims and native Frenchmen, or you could simply go to a countryside village and be treated like a king simply for attempting to speak their language.
101cfb No.523017
>>523014
Alright, I might give that a shot. So far i've been drinking this.
6015f5 No.523018
>>522938
Top LeL
>>523014
I've drank premium Russian vodka. It doesn't taste any different, but it's a lot smoother going down. By which I mean you don't feel like you're drinking a lot.
333dec No.523043
I need something new to drink, I've been drinking a lot of Sidecars lately at home, the bars I go to are mostly dives so all I drink are Black Russians when I'm out and about. I have a fuckload of alcohol here, but I don't know what to drink. Off the top of my head:
Svedka Vodka
Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila
George Dickle Rye Whiskey
Larceny Bourbon
Bacardi White Rum
Kahlua, and some homemade coffee liqueur
Sho Chiku Bai Sake, and a couple bottles of good sake
Seagram's Gin
Dry Vermouth
Cointreau
Midori Melon Liqueur
E&J XO Brandy
Ricard
Absente Absinthe
Creme de Menthe
Also bitters, simple syrup, lemons and limes and lemon and lime juice, orange juice, and a few other things
plus some Hofbräu München, Kirin Ichiban, and Pilsner Urquell. I think I'm gonna start with some Hofbräu since I have a 2 pint Hofbräu mug
b4d831 No.523052
I'm surprised /k/ doesn't drink more whiskey i can understand the vodka though
62ccb9 No.523053
i hear eagle rare is decent.
f383b2 No.523137
>>522878
How much diabetes do you want?
Arizona iced tea
Lemonade
More vodka
gatorade
2204f0 No.523146
Can we talk about the T in ATF?
I'll start with the top tier cigarettes and cigars.
c61c44 No.523149
Some of the best cigarettes I've ever had paired with my recent preferred drink.
1f8fa8 No.523171
>>522676
Amaretto is for pouring into hot cocoa and being comfy. Also desserts.
3289c0 No.524465
>>522956
They've got a Pumpkin Ale brown ale out this season if you can find it. They make a lot of quality beer, and if you want another good company you should definitely try Flying Dog, Evil Twin, and Dark Horse - that IPA crap is a meme. Bitter beer isn't that bad if done right, but most IPA's are just bitter to be bitter. It's sad really, I wish something better could have made it popular, like regular ales :(
>>522930
She claims she's an alcoholic, but I think it's just poor decision making skills and a wildly underestimated outlook on her physical health.
She would walk into my room within the same day I'd buy a 750mL bottle of whisky, and she once drank almost half of it within the night while I'd be gone for no more than an hour. She would steal my liquor and beers, she would even sneak drinks out of the bottle of whisky she bought me for my 21st birthday so I had to put everything in a fucking crate and lock it all up - the crate was under my fucking tv because my dumb ass never thought to buy a cheap fucking desk. So I had this full bar sitting under my reclined feet and television and every time I wanted to make a drink I had to unplug my tv, and sometimes doing so would yank on the extension chord and restart my entire computer and everything else. And I could easily tell that she was trying to pick the lock with her surplus of bobby pins, being a a hairstylist for a living.
It was just a big fucking boondoggle - I was excited too. I wanted to learn how to be a bartender and really get into alcohol from a safe and calculated approach but I just fell back on drinking craft beers - and she can't fucking stand craft beers because she's like a cat that never learned to stop, that her owners never said no to, and has lived off table scraps and pate for her entire life and thinks that's acceptable. In the end I started selling the last bottles of what I had for like a 300% mark up on her part.
3289c0 No.524466
>>523043
Go get a bartending book, a very simple one, for like 5-10 buck, and go crazy.
>>523146
Just get yourself a bunch of dollar packs of cigar-type cigarettes.
3289c0 No.524468
>>524467
Sorry to shitpost so much. But this is something you kommandos should know about for any SHTF scenario. GO get the good stuff, pour it right, drink it right, enjoy it right, keep the culture alive and well. As for smoking I want to say check out Arnold's tut's and whatever else. A good smoking guide is essential as well, I'll try to find a few good pics to give you a rough outline.
368339 No.524480
>>524471
>Rhodesian
Well I know what I'm buying to stuff in a pocket now.
94ef41 No.524481
>>524466
>>524467
>>524468
Or you could just drink neat scotch, you cosmopolitan turbofaggot
3289c0 No.524546
>>524481
I do, when I'm not drinking the best beers I can find and afford. >>522906
AND all I ever fucking drank were old fashions or straight Johnny Walker Black
And that was actually most the latter. Scotch is pretty damn good. I've got a long way to go, I know. And I'm well aware of some of the scotches out there, you jack-wagon. But next time I'm with a girl and she wants a mixed drink, I won't miss the beat.
e6e486 No.524554
Drank all my rum a month ago. Been nursing a bottle of brandy since then. Haven’t found much to mix with it, but it’s decent neat. Pic related, at first it was simply like fruit scented lighter fluid. It grew on me though.
469a27 No.526614
All right you niggers, listen here. This is the recipie for the Fade-to-Black, a drink I came up with that conists of two very simple ingredients, and doesn't need any fancy presentation:
A: 80% cold, strong coffee
B: 20% of pic related
>>522687
Actually, a Jar of honey and a bottle of Vodka make Bärenjäger (Bear hunter).
A very tasty beverage, that can also be added to tea or milk just like normal honey.
7758e3 No.527068
Recommend a good navy rum tbh
e3d28b No.527080
How great is Spanish brandy?
8eb417 No.527081
>>523137
>How much diabetes do you want?
That's one thing that keeps me away from mixed drinks.
Whenever I look up no-sugar mixed drink recipes, all I get are "just use artificial sweeteners lol" or "just use diet soda lol". The only thing I can think of is herbal tea. I'm going to try some Gunfire some time soon (cup of black tea and shot of rum). I'll give it bonus points for being of /k/ origin.
a34c71 No.527083
>>527081
If you take sugar out of your diet other things taste sweeter. It's hard, you'll fail a few dozen times, but in the long run its worth it.
368339 No.527084
>>527081
Make homemade gingerbeer and then mix that with 2floz of Sailor Jerry's, a hit of lime juice and bitters.
>>527068
Sailor Jerry's.
3fc772 No.527088
>>527084
I picked up a bottle of Sailor Jerry's for the first time recently. Surprised me when it wasn't terrible. I could take swigs pretty easily.
8eb417 No.527089
Okay, made a cup of black tea (with cinnamon and vanilla) and added a splash of black rum. Definitely a winning combo if you steep it strong.
b6b1e7 No.527092
>>522878
I mix vodka with perrier tbh but tito's is overrated but also not too overrated because it's still cheap. Better choices out there though
e4b47b No.527096
What do you goyim think of my home made hooch?
Half gallon of cranberry cocktail, 1 tbsp of yeast and 2 cups of sugar. Mix and let ferment for 5-7 days in your closet and you have some tasty shit that will get you hammered.
24633b No.527097
Anyone here ever had "samba"? It's just coke + sugarcane liquor + lemon
6f6ab0 No.527099
>>527097
Isn't there blood involved? A prostitute made me drink something that sounded like it started with S that had blood in it.
126693 No.527103
>everyone not posting the superior alcohol
Ideal innawoods spirit coming through.
f79fe5 No.527116
>>527103
>Have bottle of Polish Everclear
>gear up for innawoods drunkenness
>walk out innawoods
>start walking while chugging
>thing become fucked up real quick
>panic.png
>run like a GI does through the jungle
>????
>wake up hours later
>realize I can still see the house
>get back and get told I was running around in circles screaming about vietnam fucking shits and slotting floppies until I knocked myself out cold
>mfw
b15599 No.527117
>>527116
>chugging
>Everclear
That's a good way to die.
971d60 No.527120
>>527097
Yeah, rum and coke with lemon is pretty popular here
c5fa55 No.527128
>>527103
That shit will clear a sore throat right quick.
Just makes the rest of the cold/fever worse tho
64c7fc No.527129
>>522889
It's pretty satisfying to drink something you made yourself and I think everyone should at least try it, but the cost of ingredients and equipment can add up fast. Don't get super into guns and homebrew at the same time unless you're a richfag with plenty of free time.
b6ae57 No.527217
>>527128
>>527116
Its great for things other than drinking too. I have a bottle in my BOB (replaced vodka bottle I had) and would use it for things like sterilizing cuts, starting fires quickly, fuel for my alcohol stove, extracting flavor from berries and shit, mixing with juice, etc. Its the perfect general purpose alcohol.
d2bed5 No.527234
>>527217
Yes, but its also expensive as fuck. Its about as expensive to make your own liquor (like lemon cello) out of everclear as it would be to buy similar liquor in the store simply because of the cost of the everclear.
>>527129
No shit. If you acquire the right equipment and can follow instructions (partial mash brew equipment is ~$300) its not that expensive to keep going. The problem is most homebrewers start with the extract kits and never graduate. Their beer is usually subpar (no matter how carefully the recipe is followed), kits cost $40-60 for 3 1/2, 12 packs and the cleaning is absurd if you do it in a kitchen. All grain brews though run ~$20 for a 5% abv and taste objectively superior, but for years have cost $1000s to get into.
Cider though has got to take the cake for easiest homebrew. With a 5 gallon carboy, airlock, and a 5 gallon cooking pot you can make 5 gallons of tasty 8% abv. cider for $25. You don't need to worry about boiling, hop regimen or any of the other beer related minutia. If you get it direct from the orchard you don't even need yeast, dump into the carboy and put it in a closet for a few weeks, then bottle right back into their original jugs with a final cold break in an ice bath to kill off any remaining yeast.
>>527229
pic related, fruits of the harvest.
f79fe5 No.527273
>>527217
It cleans guns like no other.
>>527117
So is chasing injuns outta the woods but that doesn't stop me.
b6ae57 No.527276
>>527234
>Everclear is expensive
Where do you live? Its $15 for a liter where I live.
f79fe5 No.527292
>>527281
Its not. Its how you end going from normal to average slav in no time.
fdbc22 No.527331
>>522956
>>522967
>>524465
Also try Ballast Point, most of their beers are top notch.
>>527217
>starting fires quickly
Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you can make the shit explode if you do it right.
109fff No.527380
>>527331
>Ballast Point
Lol, I didn't know Jack White founded that brewery. That's fuckin' sick, dude. He's one of my favorite musicians. I can't say don't try Ballast Point, but I can't say they're that I'd recommend it outside of the major heads as Dark Horse is my favorite and there are plenty of others I haven't tried but would love to. I'll begrudgingly admit it though, they have some good stuff. They're just falling prey to the IPA game pretty badly, as is Sierra Nevada. Their Manta Ray isn't bad, they make a good beer with coffee, and I still want to try their Re Velvet whatever.
I just don't like to mess with crafts you can find at Wal-Mart or Kroger.
Get your hands on some Three Floyds if you can. These too:
>Against the Grain
>Sierra Nevada
>Stone
>Avery
>Bells
>Left Hand
>Schlafly
>Founders
Try as many as you can really. And look for styles you think you would like the most. A lot of Breweries have one hit wonders because they don't release what's their best stuff more than only by season and in limited quantities so not everyone gets to try some of it until the next year or so. It's a vicious game. YOu can always try the heady, rich, expensive, Germans and Belgians. Fancy pantsy Quads and Trappists.
109fff No.527385
TheAssended@8chan.co
If anyone wants to become beer pin-pal buddies just hit me up. We can mail one another beers back and forth or whatever, trading beers we can find where we are and where one might have stuff the other doesn't. My limit per week would be about $10-25. I'm somewhere around west Kentucky and a lot of beers around here made in and around Kentucky have the specialty of being aged in bourbon barrels.
The plan is to get as much of a detailed list as you can as to the beers you can find in and around your area and trade that info to the other person, who of course does the same. Then just try and match equal value from both sides and badabingbadaboom, mailed with false info of course, like, to a different house with a fake alias or where you live with a fake name, or whatever is easier for you and keeps your mind at ease.
286db0 No.527748
>>527099
No anon, that was syphilis she was giving you.
d606e2 No.527761
>>527385
Weird, I was just playing around with a bunch of bottle caps.
>I'm somewhere around west Kentucky and a lot of beers around here made in and around Kentucky have the specialty of being aged in bourbon barrels.
I tried one of those once and I wanted to puke. Maybe it was just the specific one I tried, and it's their recipe and not the bourbon barrel, but it was so overpoweringly spicy that it drowned out the beer.
109fff No.527838
>>527761
No, they're usually terrible. That's true.
Still though, it beats this IPA craze imo.
Plus there are a few breweries around here worth their salt within driving distance, and not just here in KY. To the south is Tennessee of course, Nashville, and then Evansville and Indianapolis to the north. St. Louis is pretty close as well. Can't say I've had anything from their off the top of my head, but I'm sure there's something from there around here.