fbabe2 No.519031
So you're being taken to prison for political offences tomorrow… what do you do? You're going to be locked up for many many years.
02f8ab No.519033
run away to moldovia on a stolen horse through hidden route deep in carpathian mountains.
fbabe2 No.519035
>>519033
I'm fucking serious.
fbabe2 No.519036
I'm british btw just using a proxy
02f8ab No.519038
>>519035
so am i. nobody will even notice untill ukrainian border.
bbfefc No.519040
They can't habeas my corpus if I shoot everyone who tries to take me.
d626bb No.519042
What do I do? Not be where they expect me to be tomorrow.
410490 No.519044
Welp, I guess take matters into your own hands. Pack light, grab a rifle, ditch your electronics and go innawoods. What the fuck did you do even?
5868bc No.519047
Burn my passport and attack the closest policeman, then proclaim that i am a political refugee.
There, un-punishable.
af6ff8 No.519049
Seek the help of a fellow strelok.
>>519047
Don't the Brits have facial recognition software to identify bad goys?
9ea26e No.519050
If they're gonna take you, make them take you in a bag rather than in cuffs.
e17fac No.519052
Flee current location leaving behind gadgets, grab some cash, shave my head and as for weapons I would pack a sidearm, fixed blade and a garrote.
af6ff8 No.519053
>>519031
>what do you do?
C'mon, don't you have a bug-out bag? It's a cornerstone of /k/. You haven't been LARPing hard enough, strelok.
bef742 No.519079
>>519031
Have you ever heard of the north hollywood shootout? Something like that, but think more I.E.D.-ish.
d626bb No.519086
>>519079
Eric Frein mode, but with more party favors?
fbabe2 No.519125
My bug out bag is ready. .. I want to travel Europe, backpack around it and then maybe go innawoods. How do I fugitive whilst still keeping my phone?
2ee2d3 No.519139
>>519125
You don't. If you are dumb enough to carry a phone around while on the run you should just run to the nearest cop shop and turn yourself in.
c20948 No.519142
29d6bf No.519209
>>519125
Unfortunately your phone will broadcast where you are in two ways, 1: radio. 2: gps chips, possibly a hidden one too. even in 'airplane' mode you can have issues if they have a way to reactivate you.
You won't have internet or power in the woods anyways..
b51c86 No.519212
get my brother, jump in the car, drive for as long as we can manage.
b51c86 No.519213
>>519031
>machine-gun-clipart-16.png
I almost went into more detail about my escape plan until I figured nah the fbi might be datamining the thread.
7d64ba No.519219
Grab gun, cash, bug out bag, head over to nearest port and good luck finding me innawoods on the other side of the planet.
cb2285 No.519242
you'll never learn about our leader
b936ff No.519334
>>519031
Make a shitty roleplaying thread on /k/ then screech at everybody that makes a thread asking a question for not using some general thread like this is cuckchan, obviously.
cc01a4 No.526703
>>519033
what if you run into Panzer I?
59af93 No.526711
ba2179 No.526805
>>519334
Let me tell you a secret: if you give the thread a general title, then frame your question in the OP as a mere conversation starter, then people are perfectly fine with it. It's because the conversation can naturally evolve anyway, and nobody has to write /thread after somebody answered OP's question.
d34174 No.526972
Turn myself in, off course. Good goy.
4912b2 No.527030
824b43 No.527757
Bury my head in the sand.
13a416 No.527768
Cram as many cigarettes as I can into the biggest condom I can find, then shove the stuffed condom up my ass. I then follow it with a genuine Bad Dragon dildo, ideally in some flamboyant color like hot pink or neon yellow, as a form of camoflauge, and to ensure that if the federal agents who want to cavity search me even so much as move their hands near my rectum I can cry about sexual orientation discrimination and how they're literally Hitlers for interfering with my right to anally pleasure myself. Combining the previous together, I enter prison with enough cigs to live like a king, with the added bonus of having a meaty chunk of silicone to whack people over the head with (and stimulate my prostate with if I decide to go down that route for whatever reason).
3d4b77 No.527824
>>519033
Czech those dubs. Also, why is it that the Pole's first instinct is to get on horseback? Are they born on horseback?
dd5487 No.527825
>>527824
Just the Mongolian blood coming through.
fa0163 No.527847
Commit a lesser crime. They can't put you in prison if you are already there