/imouto/ - Discussion★

>>99918

You think wrongly!

>>99919

where's the forth hole then?

>>99920

Behind their knees.

Also, don't google muffing.

>>99921

are you trying to cheat me?

>>99922

Not at all.

They're really sensitive there too.

>>99923

girls are icky tbh

>>99924

Gotta make babies somehow!

>>99925

kissing is lewd tho

>>99926

Gotta happen!

>>99909

Unfortunately he did. Don't worry, we can blame you.

>>99927

>>99928

Poor Ese.

I was hoping you two put the hotel room to good use while I was gone.

>>99929

Fine~!

https://youtu.be/5Sd9l1v1Vfg

it's sgt. oddball!

>>99930

Sorry your boys love fantasy could become true. Maybe next time though! And maybe you can join!

>>99932

https://youtu.be/grzw8_6Znsk

>>99933

I'll decline.

Also, marching music sounds really nice.

>>99935

Don't be a spoil-sport!

Like army marching music?

>>99936

Duce!

>>99931

>>99934

I recognize some of this nihonese: mushi is insect, hime-sama is princess, and futa is two I think futari is duo or duet

>>99938

It's insect princess duo.

It's on steam too.

Have this.

https://youtu.be/GpXWF7Yr5uQ

>>99939

g'night

>>99940

Good night!

>>99937

I get enough Duce in my life already.

>>99942

I personally think you need more.

Also….

>>99939

>>99943

Trust me my friend gives me quite the daily dose of Anchovy.

What the ever loving fuck?

>>99944

Sounds like cavemen having an orgy.

>>99945

Sounds right up your alley.

>>99946

Don't be gross.

>>99947

So unfun.

>>99948

You just have to look in the right places!

>>99949

Give me some suggestions.

>>99950

The local gay bar.

>>99951

I don't even want to go to a regular bar.

>>99952

Hmmmm, become a famous chef.

Like Ratatouille.

>>99953

One time I wanted to, but found out I was a picky eater.

Anyways going to bed, got stuff in the morning. Enjoy your night.

>>99954

Good night.

>This Starbucks fiasco

What the actual hell?

Exhausted! I'm dead tired! I was hoping to say hi to everyone, especially Gay Mike Pence Kitsune. Then I saw the title.

>Sonic the Hedgehog general

Perfectly fitting, since we're all autists here.

>>99958

two blacks sat down in a Starbucks and cops arrested them.

>>99959

Make Linear Algebra stop pls.

>>99961

I cannot into maths

>>99962

You're not a software engineer?

>>99964

Preforming arts?

>>99966

Then what?

>>99967

Someone who wants to sleep.

>>99968

A sleep psychologist sounds nice!

>>99970

♥

>>99971

No

>>99972

Italian women are ugly anyways.

>>99973

True. I'm not Italian thankfully.

>>99974

What about British women?

It's just a short swim there!

>>99975

Even worse! Especially Scotland!!!!

>>99976

What do Scottish women look like?

>>99977

Fat and ugly! Just as bad as women from Liverpool or worse!

>>99978

Liverpool is gross.

Now it's over ran by Somalians.

What place isn't overrun by niggers at this point?

>>99980

C

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>>99981

Those slant eyed sleazy lyin' chinks are gonna get it soon, just you wait.

>>99982

They're taking over Africa already!

https://www.nation.co.ke/news/africa/Ugandan-women-stranded-with-babies-fathered-by-Chinese/1066-4199410-108r0oe/index.html

>>99982

But the Chinese hates niggers.

>>99984

The Chinese seem to love black women…

They even adopted bedroom diplomacy.

https://www.sde.co.ke/article/2001259548/ugandans-worried-about-the-number-of-chinese-men-marrying-their-women

>>99983

Disgusting racemixing.

>>99986

Blasians look funny too.

But their deal is easy sex from a country that has no sex.

Same thing happened in the arctic expeditions

Look on the bright-side. Africa's IQ will jump 40 points within the decade.

>>99960

Well I know that but it sounds like more happened!

>>99984

Can you imagine what would happen if there was a commercial like this in the west?

>>99983

I'm torn on weather this is bad or good for Africa, or it those are one in the same.

>>99984

Don't we all lmao that ad

>>99988

>Blacks show up for a real estate meeting

>Blacks sit down

>One goes to the bathroom and the manager tells them to buy something to use the bathroom

>Black sits down

>manager comes over and ask them if they want anything

>Say no because they had water bottles with them

>Manager calls the cops

>Cops ask them to leave

>They refuse to leave

>Cops arrest them

Who won't believe what happens next.

>>99989

Try this one.

>>99989

Bedroom diplomacy has been used for centuries to strengthen ties between countries.

So, it's a massive plus for Uganda because IQ jump and Chinese get to fund their infrastructure and a plus for Chinese because Ugandan brotherhood with mineral mines.

Through dick; Unity.

>>99990

Take that back!

Iranians are the real Jews!

>>99992

10/fuckin10

>>99993

And it means less niggers in Africa.

>>99995

Africans have their novelty.

At least in a tribal setting

>1 minute to load the page

>>100002

They're related.

Kind of like a pigeon and a dove.

>>100003

8chan under attack maybe, so I will sleep. Good night Badfox, Spectre, and Motley!

Badfox, please say hi to kitsune for me!

>>100005

I'll be posting less in the coming days.

But I will try.

Spec died.

>>99991

I meant you sound like something is happening because of the incident or something. Well besides every screaming about it.

>>99992

I can only imagine the uproar with this.

>>100005

Sleep well. And screw your get!

>>100008

Starbucks stocks tanked.

Big time.

>>100009

Huh…

That manager did sound like he was overreacting, but this is hardly a new thing. Of course I'm sure someone is pulling the strings to try and show everyone what happens when you "mess up".

>>100010

The entire fiasco could have been avoided if they bought a drink.

I mean how much is a tea at starbucks?

$3?

Then they asked them to leave and they refused.

Really, it's nothingburger.

>>100011

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that. I hear it's hot to go to Starbucks for these things, but people "usually" buy something at least. It is odd to go to a coffee shop and just sit there. It sounded like they had money.

I just wonder if they said if they were waiting on someone or if the guy just refused.

>nothingburger

???

>>100012

I hate this fucking website.

It's always something!

Usually, dining places have time limit on how long you can be there. Since that was Philadelphia and it had a purchase to gain bathroom access. It sounds like it was in a place with people that loiter. If the guys were there for a meeting they should have bought something to avoid the time limit and bathroom rule. They were trying to get attention and succeeded. Nothingburger means it's nothing.

>>100015

The website hates you.

It's easy to get attention these days if you're in some minority group! Let's just bankrupt all the news sites. Then why didn't you just say nothing?!

>>100016

They nearly destroyed the US once.

I guess once more wouldn't be so bad.

I thought you would be hip and know about it.

>>100017

Oh yeah?

I try to stay away from the news really, need to cut out some negative waves. I did hear the gist of it though.

>>100018

US news is silly.

I read the Wikipedia article about Cecil the Lion and how it took Zimbabwe weeks to hear about the news of Cecil and even then they didn't care about.

Goodnight Motely.

>>100019

Is any other country news really any different?

How does it take them weeks to hear if the lion was living in Zimbabwe?! What about that gorilla?

>>100021

Probably either didn't care or there was no means to access the news.

Asian news is fast as hell and usually quick to release economic news.

>>100022

Zimbabwe can't be that bad…right? I don't think I've ever read Asian news.

>>100023

Yes.

Zimbabwe came out of a civil war and then engaged itself in two of the largest conflicts Africa has ever witnessed. As a result of that war, Zimbabwe had a massive debt along with a series of droughts that took a massive toll on their economy. The government printed money to pay-off those debts and that resulted in hyper-inflation. Finally and just recently, there was a military coup that overthrew Robert Mugabe. Thus ending his reign in Zimbabwe.

Dead!

Alright, I'm finished.

Still dead?

>>100026

>>100027

Cute.

How is it?

>>100024

I guess with all that going on they don't have time for news or to care about some lion's death.

>>100028

Still in a cathartic haze from the Linear binge I did last week.

You?

>>100030

It'll all be worth it!

I'm in a really good mood. Things are good.

>>100029

When you're Hungry and can barely afford food.

A white guy shooting a lion is really not important.

Also, do my linear homework

>>100031

Did someone steal your heart?

>>100033

No, I've still got that firmly in my hands.

There's no real particular reason.

>>100032

Hierarchy of needs and all.

No can do, gotta watch a bunch of movies today.

>>100034

A perfect time to celebrate before finals!

>>100035

What movies?

>>100036

True enough!

Although, not much to celebrate with.

>>100038

Think of it as a Last supper!

Without the crucifixion part.

>>100039

It's not like I'm dying or anything, though.

>>100040

This semester is dying!

>>100041

I guess you're right.

Although, I won't exactly get a break once it's over.

>>100037

Paranoia 1.0, if I can find it, Dark City, and…that's all I got lined up so far. May just cheat for my assignment and watch some tv show episodes instead.

>>100042

Nor am I.

And it seems thermo has consumed a crucial ally. I need to raise an army for the coming invasion.

>>100043

Dark City is good though.

>>100044

Busy busy busy, it never really ends.

Is thermo really that bad? my roommate seems to have an easy time with it.

>>100046

The class is designed to fail you.

I'm not joking.

>>100047

Huh.

Maybe he's just good at it or something.

>>100048

Is there a lottery to get into the engineering school or can anyone get into the school?

>>100049

Here, you have to apply to both the university and the engineering college. The engineering college has stricter requirements than the rest of the university. I don't know if it's guaranteed if you meet the requirements and apply or not.

>>100045

At least I picked one good movie to watch then.

>>100050

Ah, there are no requirements (other than foundational classes) to get into the engineering program. Since Texas Tech is now a tier one university, they have to weed out the interested from the disinterested. Since they seem to pride themselves in the Chemical engineering program. Every class is a filter class. Intro to chem processes,Thermo 1, thermo 2, heat transfer, mass transport, physical chemistry, etc, etc are all weed out classes. So, by the end only ~25 students graduate a year.

I should have just been a programmer.

>>100051

You should choose Albanian movies that are obscure. Easy As.

>>100052

Most of the kids who don't care around here get weeded out by Engineering Chem and Physics.

Programming sucks.

>tfw I had to do nothing special for my college

O-oh well.

>>100053

Albanian movies? What are those even about?

>>100054

But why are you doing it?

>>100054

Always seemed like a comfy job.

I personally think there's no correct way to go. Just swallow your pride and learn to like it.

>>100055

Same thing as American movies.

Are you OSU too?

>>100055

My degree is more half Electrical, half CS. I like the electrical parts much more is all.

Also, if I could get in with my horrible high school grades, it's nothing special.

>>100056

It's not really that bad.

That's pretty much how it goes, if you want something sustainable.

>>100058

I vant to get a degree inz Salsa dancing.

Itz my calling.

>>100059

I'm getting a double major in Lesbian Dance Theory and Underwater Basketweaving.

>>100057

So it can be anything?

No, I go to a uni people forget exists.

>>100058

Oh yeah you're doing computer engineering or something like that? Maybe you ought to just move to electrical engineering.

I barely even got into mine. Had to take the ACT and even then I barely made it.

>>100060

I got an e-mail the other day that said I was eligible for a degree in Black Studies.

I gagged.

>>100061

University of Montana?

>>100061

If my ACT score wasn't as high as it was, I probably would have had trouble.

I've strongly considered switching, but since there's so much overlap I can move over pretty late without any issue.

>>100062

pfffffftt

You should take it.

>>100064

I would murder my teachers the minute they brought up slavery.

>>100065

Do it anyways!

Just so I can laugh at you.

>>100066

I want to be alive when I get home.

I think switching degrees would cause some…Differences.

>>100067

Just tell them you've had a calling from god.

>>100068

Actually….Funny story about that….

>>100069

Story time?

>>100070

Sure.

>Cousin on my dads side has two very smart kids but my their parents are not college educated and deeply involved in the church

The father married a religious nutter that thinks speeding is a sin

>One gets into Texas A&Ms nuclear engineering program and the other becomes a sniper for the USMC

>The one that went to Texas A&M for nuclear engineering goes for ~3yrs and drops out citing that being a missionary was his calling

>He goes to the Philippines and meets his wife

>The sniper one makes it through the sniper program and serves in the USMC

>Gets out and can't find a job

>He goes to be a missionary as well

There's a kajillion stories like that. Those were just the least interesting ones.

>>100071

I'll never really understand it, but hey.

If that's what they wanna do, and they can make a living off of it.

>>100072

Well, the nuclear engineer one shot himself in the foot. Because, he had school debt and all.

The sniper one had no further goals other than sniper.

Interestingly, most of the missionaries I knew got pregnant while either on a trip or before the trip.

>>100073

Well, yeah.

Going to school for 3 years and then dropping out with nothing to show for it isn't a good idea.

That's how they meet a lot of people.

>>100063

How would I go to the University of Montana if I'm in Oklahoma?

>>100064

I don't think I could have gotten into OSU with my ACT score. I could probably switch over now if I wanted.

Well just don't take too long to decide.

>>100074

If you're having pre-marital sex on a mission trip you're not sending a good message for god are you?

>>100075

Applications?

>>100075

Yeah yeah, I know. I just don't really know what I want to do.

>>100076

Neither do the pedophiles.

I don't really see much harm in it, really.

>>100078

Actually, funny story about that.

>>100079

Don't tell me you got diddled at church.

>>100080

No, but a woman did diddle a pedophile.

>>100081

What.

>>100077

Applications?

>>100078

Drop out of college. It's really the only true answer.

>>100082

This is what I get for living in a redneck town.

>Daughter of a family friend goes to dental school to be dental hygienist or something

>Quits and says god is calling her elsewhere (i.e. missionary work) and suspends school with the intention of returning in a year

>She goes to New Mexico to help native Americans in poverty

>There she meets a buxom young lad and has relations

>Fast forward a few weeks and she's pregnant

>The young lad's family were shocked and told the girl's family about him being a possible kiddie diddler

>Brother of lad confirms that he is indeed a pedo

>Girl's family freaks the hell out and gains full custody of kid

>Girl marries marine with PTSD a year later or so

That family is all sorts of odd. They're entire family goes to the same church and it was largely coincidence that they married.

>>100083

School applications.

Yes.

>>100083

Drop out of life, more like it.

>>100084

…Texas is a scary place.

>>100086

I really, deep down in my heart think it's just that place.

I really, really want to believe that the town I grew up in was not meant to exist. It's like Twin Peaks or an episode of the Twilight Zone and everyone is just unable to recognize how bad of a place it is.

Seriously, the movie Poltergeist is based off that town.

>>100085

I mean I guess that'd be possible but it wouldn't really be physically possible for me to go to there and still live in Oklahoma.

>>100086

Yeah that's a pretty good idea. As long as you can still play video games.

>>100087

Some places are just plain bad.

I also remember you saying that the suicide rate there was unnaturally high.

>>100088

If you drop out of life, that's it.

You can't do much after that.

>>100088

Yes, but it depends on how much your parents love you.

>>100089

Yes, poor people get divorced a lot because poor choices or substance abuse. etc.

The place I live is a strange combination of depressed gays, angry alcoholics, kiddie diddlers, drug abuse and wiccans.

Interestingly, the original name of the town is Lick Skillet.

>>100089

This idea sounds stupid now. So don't do it.

>>100090

Enough not to kick me out of the house, but not enough to develop teleportation to get me to some school in Montana.

>>100092

Christmas must have been awkward.

>>100093

Yeah because I don't really talk to my other family members much. I'm fine with my parents and such though.

>>100094

Just because you have nothing to talk about or are they all gay?

>>100091

Well, every town or city has it's issues.

Tulsa has bad homelessness and drug problems.

>>100092

Not planning on it! It's just an option.

>>100096

Tell me stories of your town of foreigner of the north.

>>100097

Did I tell you about the time they found a dead guy behind the school?

>>100098

That's actually a new one.

Was he a student?

>>100095

It's because I'm gay and they often tell me I'm a faggot who's gonna burn in hell soon. Then they give me my Christmas present and say Merry Christmas.

Just nothing to really talk about. Not much in common or care to discuss.

>>100096

Throw that option out the window.

>>100099

Nah, it wasn't related to the school at all. There were some apartments nearby that had constant shootings and such that would always put the school on lockdown.

One time there was a scuffle late at night, and somebody ended up getting shot over there. He crawled over to the school and died.

Some students found him the next morning.

>>100100

It's near the bottom of the list.

>>100100

I think we all have that problem.

Even me and Ran-sama dislike Christmas parties.

Would be a fun Christmas though.

>>100101

Were the apartments section 8 per chance?

>>100103

Black part of town, so most likely.

>>100104

Yeah, section 8+ blacks usually equate to gang violence.

Shocking twist!

>>100101

Near bottom? Then what's at the bottom?

>>100102

It's basically forced interaction with people you don't necessarily care about.

What would be a fun Christmas?

>>100104

Did you live in North Tulsa?

>>100105

Somebody once made a photoshop of the school exploding and put it on twitter, making some joke about how we were going to blow up at the football game tomorrow night.

Needless to say, they assumed it was a bomb threat. They called in the squad the morning of, and did an entire sweep of the school. Took nearly 5 hours, so they just tossed us in the stadium. I missed a chem test, so I wasn't complaining.

>>100106

Things that aren't fun to talk about.

No, I lived in midtown. Went to school up there, though.

>>100106

I don't mind visiting my cousins. But one is a lard ass, the other dislikes me and, the other has a crush on me. The actual family ones are just boring and one married a pastor that's pro-Israeli and anti-abortion. So, I have to shut my mouth before I say something that might start a family war. Outside of that, they're chill and make good food. I just brought a book last time so I could fast forward through the boring parts.

I've pitched an idea about going to Banff or on a vacation since there's not too much to do around where I live.

>>100107

That's actually interesting!

Any Swastikas from edge lords?

>>100109

A few in bathroom stalls and stuff, but that's about it.

Speaking of:

One time somebody got one of the toilets on the 2nd floor clogged, and proceeded to flood the entire bathroom with shit and piss water. The smell was awful until they cleaned it all out.

>>100110

What was the percentage of white people at your school?

>>100107

Better chop that list at the bottom.

Midtown doesn't sound as bad. I've only really been around south. Good thing you survived.

>>100108

Is the one that has a crush on you a girl? My family doesn't seem worth the trouble, but guess the get together don't really turn out bad. Hopefully it stays that way.

Now the question is is it more rude to bring a book to read or to be on your phone all the time?

Going to Banff for the whole family Christmas or something?

>>100111

50%, when compared to blacks.

Total split is about:

35% white

35% black

15% hispanic

15% others

>>100112

Midtown is really nice. I wouldn't mind living there, if I end up staying in OK. The actual schools up there weren't all that bad, it was the stuff surrounding them which was. I didn't feel uncomfortable up there most of the time, even outside of the school.

>That feeling when you're coming down with something else.

Fuck

>Read some earlier posts about being in the American dirty south.

What the fuck?

>>100112

It was probably really rude to bring the book. If I'm bored and I have nothing to talk about. I'll shoot off my mouth and say something offensive. That isn't always the case. But it does happen and it makes things feel really awkward afterwards. I just decided to avoid a point of contention by bringing a book.

Yes, she's a girl. Kind of a country imouto type and really cute.

It would just be me and my parents since my sister is usually absent these days.

>>100115

Make waffles, French man!

>>100113

That's a lot of blacks!

>>100117

>French

>man

Wat. Also, I don't make waffles for hicks.

>>100114

Don't go dying on us, Mikan.

Pretty much ever american poster on this board is from the south, funny enough.

>>100118

The school I went to is pretty famous for being one of the first examples of a traditionally black school successfully integrating white students there.

>>100113

Staying in Oklahoma would probably be safer than going into any Silicon Valley city as of now.

That just doesn't seem like a smart place to put a school is on, especially with that many lockdowns.

>>100116

Time to put a book on your smartphone so it looks less rude. What are these things you say that are really offensive?

Marrying your cousin isn't illegal, right? :^)

Sounds like your sister had the right idea.

>>100119

Half of Belgium speaks French.

>>100119

Je suis Francias.

J'ai faim!

>>100120

Did it work?

>>100121

Yeah.

Texas is also alluring for my degree, lots of work down there.

It's really strange. There would be lockdowns, but that's just policy. Nothing ever really happened on the school grounds. People knew to leave it alone.

>>100123

>sucessfully

yeah, it did.

It's one of the better schools in tulsa.

>>100120

And what if I die?

>>100121

I am well aware, but I am not French.

>>100122

Well, no waffles for you Badfox!

>>100121

I could do that. But digital books are not my thing.

Sometimes, I went to a Christmas party on my brother in laws side of the family and sat bored out of my mind and at the very end I struck up a conversation about alcohol with the guy hosting the party. The guy acted very odd and avoided for the rest of the party.

Winds up his dad was an alcoholic.

I had no clue about this prior to entering into this party mind you.

>>100124

I envy you.

>>100125

merde.

>>100127

There's really nothing to envy.

>>100125

Well, I guess there'd be no real way of knowing if you did or not.

It'd just be weird if somebody here actually died.

>>100129

Hmm, Tulsa sounds like a comfy place.

>>100131

I talk a lot of shit about it, but it's really not a bad place.

Big enough that there's things to do, but small enough to not feel overwhelming.

>>100130

Well, I don't plan on dying! I might just go back to bed, or try to.

>>100132

See?

Cynical, I tell you.

>>100133

Most people don't! If you do, I hope you get some good rest. Sounds like you really need it.

>>100134

It's hard to like the place you grew up in, just for that reason.

I'm trying not to be, I said!

>>100135