fa5b28 No.57165
god i do not want to see my fucking therapist today.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
06e9d7 No.57171
>>57170
But it's only sixteen nineteen!
fa5b28 No.57173
god the DHS is so incompetent
>wait 3 weeks because they misspelled my address
>call on friday
>the guy tells me a new card will be issued as soon as i change my address
>change my address
>call today (tuesday)
>the card wasn't shipped
>finally getting shipped
fa5b28 No.57174
>>57171
>24 hour clock
export yourself, time cuck
2f5b31 No.57175
>>57174
I've always used military time in my life, because that is what is on every electronic device here by standard.
06e9d7 No.57176
>>57174
Military time is ze future!
06e9d7 No.57177
>>57175
>>57175
Maid, schoolgirls or kimonos?
06e9d7 No.57179
>>57178
You never struck me as a maid person.
2f5b31 No.57180
>>57179
Kimonos are nice too.
06e9d7 No.57181
>>57180
Ah, what about something like this?
http://imgur.com/a/BWqiu
2f5b31 No.57182
>>57181
National dresses?
Ehh, not too much.
06e9d7 No.57183
>>57182
I think they cute in a doll/grandma kind of way.
I mean, wouldn't you wear one?
2f5b31 No.57184
>>57183
Too clutterish.
Nope.
06e9d7 No.57185
>>57184
>too clutterish
Are you a secret fashionista?
2f5b31 No.57186
>>57185
You didn't know that I'm pretty /fa/ outside of home?
06e9d7 No.57187
>>57186
I thought you were husky wrapped up in a blanket!
post pics
2f5b31 No.57188
>>57187
Wow, what led you to believe that?
Maybe next time when I have to be representative.
06e9d7 No.57189
>>57188
You struck me as a dog person.
Plus, husky are kawaii desu.
A representative? Would you be a politician?
2f5b31 No.57190
>>57189
I prefer cats, a lot more calm.
I've got a suit with a tie and shoes if you're asking about that.
06e9d7 No.57191
>>57190
No maid outfit?
I can't really imagine you wearing a suit and tie.
Seems really formal.
2f5b31 No.57192
>>57191
Nope.
I've only worn it to my graduation, a few funerals and a relative's graduation.
06e9d7 No.57193
>>57192
Hmmm, I can imagine you wearing a turtleneck sweater, thick black frame glasses and a fedora.
2f5b31 No.57194
>>57193
I don't own any turtlenecks, they're not comfy.
Nor do I own any fedoras.
2f5b31 No.57196
>>57195
It feels odd around the neck.
06e9d7 No.57197
>>57196
Good for protection for the random muslim beheaders.
what do you wear?
2f5b31 No.57198
>>57197
Jogger sweatpants, a sweater or a hoodie and when it gets colder a leather jacket on top of the hoodie.
Also timberland kind of boots.
06e9d7 No.57199
>>57198
You sound like a Russian!
You just need to squat and drink malt liquor next to your Lada!
2f5b31 No.57200
>>57199
Russians wear windbreakers which are black and have 3 white stripes on them.
Joggers aren't even close to those.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/73/d1/c3/73d1c3248484bb49928b3df2f4f6fd84.jpg
06e9d7 No.57201
>>57200
Girls must find you really hot if you wear that.
I thought Russians wore jogging suits.
2f5b31 No.57202
>>57201
I kind of wear stuff like that, minus being that the sweater is wine red and joggers grey.
Sometimes wear Vans-kind of shoes or the timberland boots lookalikes.
They wear windbreaker suits, stuck in the 80-90s forever.
06e9d7 No.57203
>>57202
>stuck in the 80-90s forever.
You make it sound like that's a bad thing!
I mean, wouldn't you rather live in the 80-90s?
2f5b31 No.57204
>>57203
Only if everyone else was too.
06e9d7 No.57205
>>57204
Alright, everyone here get's transported to 1975 and are each given 100K in cash. What you do with that cash is entirely dependent on you.
You will be given a job and you will have the same credentials. You will have be given one wish before you go.
2f5b31 No.57206
>>57205
I'm too tired to think of any answers.
06e9d7 No.57207
>>57206
Wish not to be tired goofball!
fa5b28 No.57209
>>57207
>you die of sleep deprivation
06e9d7 No.57210
>>57208
You asked for it!
>>57209
My wish is to make you die of sleep deprivation.
It will be a lovely death. Full of hallucinations and paranoia!
2f5b31 No.57215
>>57214
Way too up-beat.
G'night.
06e9d7 No.57217
>No EseM
>No Ran-sama
>No Eruruu
>No Burch
>No SD
>No Sage
11ca64 No.57218
>>57217
I'm out right now.
06e9d7 No.57219
>>57218
You are?
I have something for you when you get make!
7e958d No.57222
>>57221
>Implying I'm about to watch a 28 minute video
The NFL needs to start recruiting female linebackers. It's not equal otherwise.
06e9d7 No.57223
>>57222
You can make Japanese furniture!
Plus, woodworking is a good hobby!
Also, I don't think any coaches has any time for that BS!
7419ac No.57224
>>57220
Give me the name of this anime!
7e958d No.57225
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>57224
Dirty Pair
>>57223
I've often thought that woodworking would be a good hobby! I'd have zero interest in doing it for a trade, though.
06e9d7 No.57226
>>57225
I made my own bed.
It was hard as shit But, it was totally cool to use something you built.
What hobbies are you interested in?
7e958d No.57227
>>57226
Do you still use it? That is really cool.
I don't currently have any hobbies to speak of. I'd really like to get into gardening if I had the space for it.
06e9d7 No.57228
>>57227
Didn't fit the sytle of the house.
So, it's in storage. Next time, I'll avoid screws and nails.
Gardening is really easy. depending on what plant you get.
Hmmm, have you tried just a tomato in a pot?
7419ac No.57229
>>57225
Thanks.
>>57227
Gardening sounds really nice. You can literally reap the fruit of your own efforts.
7e958d No.57230
>>57228
Emi said once he made a nightstand with drawers that had a secret compartment in it, and I thought that kind of thing was really cool.
Not tomatoes specifically, but I've grown my own basil and parsley before.
06e9d7 No.57231
>>57230
Ah, tomatoes will also sting you and irritate your skin. Basil is nice imo. Personally, I like Rosemary. It's impossible to kill and it smells wonderful. Plus, it can be added to anything to make a good taste!
7e958d No.57232
>>57231
I didn't know tomato plants were so deadly!
That's worth keeping in mind, I don't think I've used rosemary in my cooking even once.
>>57229
No worries. I've never finished it, but I like the aesthetic and main character designs, and I like 80s OPs as a general rule.
Do you have any neat hobbies?
06e9d7 No.57233
>>57232
You must try it.
But, I'm biased. I have a thing for garlic and rosemary and I added it any chance I get.
You could keep ants like this guy!
https://youtu.be/jOac4N34sA0
cbc49e No.57235
Nintendo won E3. A really weak E3.
06e9d7 No.57236
>>57235
>Nintendo won E3
Is this even reality anymore?
cbc49e No.57237
>>57236
If you watched it, EA, Bethesda, and Ubisoft were really horrible. Cringey. Devolver went cringe on purpose to make fun of the industry and E3.
Sony was low key and unappealing. Boring even, but very little cringe. The cringe was from a trailer.
Nintendo was no cringe and interesting. Super Mario Odyssey looked fun.
06e9d7 No.57238
>>57237
I think Nintendo is going to make a come back.
I'm surprised Sony was so drab…Normally, they have great presentations.
Will you be getting a switch?
cbc49e No.57239
>>57238
When it's cheaper. Microsoft was cringe too. XBoxOneX is a horrible name and the presentation sucks. At least they offered something a little interesting.
Bethesda is bringing back paid mods with Creation Club.
I liked how in Odyssey you can control enemies now. Someone joked in the comfy thread about taking control of Bowser, then someone mentioned taking control of Peach to marry Bowser. So the Anon said something about that maybe you can do something special in the game to control Bowser or Peach to do a cuck wedding ending.
7419ac No.57240
>>57232
A lot of anime from back then seems more pleasing. I guess the new digital stuff is just too lazy.
Read that as "neet" at first. Nothing really. I guess I might be a bit too lazy. I need to pick up something else.
06e9d7 No.57241
>>57239
>Bethesda bringing back paid mods
They're really going to shot themselves in the foot with that one.
That sounds pretty nifty. I always wanted to play as bowser but I can't think of a game where you can play him.
cbc49e No.57242
>>57241
Super Mario RPG? Smash Brothers? Anyways, this E3 sucked. See you later Fox Lady.
>>57240
More creativity and less pandering I think.
06e9d7 No.57243
>>57242
Good night anon.
I'll join you in a bit.
7e958d No.57244
>>57240
Garlic is one thing, I do use that everywhere!
I've watched a lot of his videos actually. I've briefly considered it, but I think that would make you some kind of pariah.
>>57240
I can agree with that. A lot of shows nowadays have really same-y characters, other than ones that are explicitly meant to have unique styles.
06e9d7 No.57245
>>57244
I believe keeping anything other than mammals and birds as a pet makes you an outcast.
His roach collection is far out.
Makes me want to start one!
7419ac No.57246
>>57244
Anime has been around for a while. Things are starting to get saturated.
That or companies don't want to do new things, only what sells.
06e9d7 No.57247
But Motely!
Anime has been around since the 40s!
Anyways good night!
7419ac No.57248
>>57247
All I said was a while!
Sleep well.
7e958d No.57249
>>57246
After Kaiji S3 they could just call it in and not to anything new, and I'd be satisfied.
Good night, Motley!
06e9d7 No.57252
>>57251
I await intently!
Pretty picture!
06e9d7 No.57254
Anyways, out for the day.
You guys behave yourselves!
7e958d No.57255
>>57254
>>57254
I never don't.
06e9d7 No.57256
>>57255
You and your double negatives!
0f8643 No.57258
>>57256
It looks like she's about to die in that picture.
fa5b28 No.57259
>nintendo winning anything
what.
06e9d7 No.57260
>>57258
No, just having a bad beastie problem.
06e9d7 No.57261
>>57259
the year of greatness?
06e9d7 No.57262
>tfw patreon
So, I wonder if there are any artist that aren't into vore willing to help me out.
06e9d7 No.57264
>>57263
I was going to have something special drawn~
7419ac No.57265
>>57262
Why would they need to be not into vore?
06e9d7 No.57266
>>57265
Most of them commission for vore only and while some vore can be hot.
Most of it's drawn poorly and it's not what I'm looking for.
7419ac No.57269
>>57266
Vore only? Odd. Where are you looking?
7419ac No.57271
>>57270
All right, just kind of bored. I don't know what to do with myself.
2f5b31 No.57272
>>57271
Oh?
Is something wrong?
7419ac No.57273
>>57272
Oh nah nah. Just not sure what I want to do I guess. So sitting around being bored.
06e9d7 No.57274
>>57268
I can't tell what I'm going to have commissioned!
That would ruin the surprise!
Though, I was thinking about it.
Applicant for Death would be a cool thriller if it was a book.
2f5b31 No.57275
>>57273
Ah, alright.
Play games or watch dumb series?
>>57274
So I was right!
7419ac No.57276
>>57275
Should probably get back into XIV but I just don't feel it.
A dumb series like what?
06e9d7 No.57277
>>57269
Probably, the worst place to look.
deviantart.
2f5b31 No.57278
>>57276
I don't know, something like what everyone watches and has rated highly!
06e9d7 No.57279
>>57275
You know me too well.
I shall banish the to the Swamp of Sadness!
2f5b31 No.57280
>>57279
I know what you're going to commission.
Why?
06e9d7 No.57281
>>57280
Maybe your banishment is too soon.
What am I going to commission?
7419ac No.57282
>>57277
Didn't know you could find such things there in that ancient website.
>>57278
Now why would you give me a suggestion like that if you think it's dumb?
2f5b31 No.57283
>>57281
Huh?
It'd be awkward to say it.
>>57282
Because it's dumb, but it's amusing, thus boredom eliminating.
06e9d7 No.57284
>>57282
There are some good artist and bad artist.
But it's home to the autist. So, it will never die.
https://youtu.be/UUd91j-jV4s
06e9d7 No.57285
>>57283
There's nothing awkward to say~
We're all here and open~
06e9d7 No.57287
>>57286
Fine, fine.
I'll be nice.
7419ac No.57291
>>57283
Why can't I have not dumb and amusing though?
>>57284
Guess every place has it's own shit. I wouldn't even know how to look for artists except just browsing profiles.
Huh, didn't know he started making videos again.
06e9d7 No.57293
>>57291
Well, it's the best way to look.
'You can go to /d/. But it's always so distracting…
He's been making videos for a year now…
2f5b31 No.57294
>>57291
But it's both at the same time!
>>57292
Lewd.
06e9d7 No.57295
>>57294
Me?
Lewd?
Surely, you jest!
7419ac No.57297
>>57293
Just get your masturbation done with and then go back to looking. :^)
I can see that but I still wasn't aware!
>>57294
Exactly! I need some good shit that's amusing!
I did finish that Dragon Maid anime last night though. I guess that's kind of "dumb" but it was up my alley.
2f5b31 No.57299
>>57297
But things are dumb and amusing at the same time!
>>57298
Way too lewd!
06e9d7 No.57300
>>57297
You can do that.
But you'll see something that will get you in the mood again. It's really odd and taxing.
06e9d7 No.57301
>>57299
Only for you and someone else
06e9d7 No.57303
>>57302
I love everyone silly
7419ac No.57309
>>57299
I want something smart reeeee!
Whatever qualifies as smart I guess.
>>57300
Just gotta learn to either resist the urge or masturbate till you really can't do it no more.
06e9d7 No.57311
>>57309
>Find potassium nitrate
Got it!
2f5b31 No.57312
>>57309
But sometimes it's better to watch something dumb!
Well, have you seen "Timeless"?
It's in Netflix.
>>57310
7419ac No.57313
>>57311
What will that do?
>>57312
I could just watch myself if I wanted to watch something dumb. :^)
I haven't, and I don't have netflix either.
06e9d7 No.57315
>>57313
Rumor was that potassium nitrate will lower your libido.
Though, I believe it was proven wrong.
7419ac No.57316
>>57315
Ah, just take in nicotine if you really want to do that.
Who's this artist?
2f5b31 No.57317
>>57313
Don't say that.
Oh, well, it's a pretty great like time travel detective thing with conspiracies.
>>57314
She's pretty cute.
06e9d7 No.57318
>>57316
Akai Shashimi.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=3&tags=akai_sashimi
I think I can live without nicotine.
Maybe something like prostate massaging would be better.
06e9d7 No.57319
>>57317
You should have your own mouse girl and protect the smile.
2f5b31 No.57320
>>57319
But I've already sworn to protect other smile.
06e9d7 No.57321
>>57320
Protect two smile at one time.
Besides, what would you do with a mouse daughter?
2f5b31 No.57322
>>57321
But that is way too much time.
The things you would do raising a child, teach them things and look after them, duh.
06e9d7 No.57323
>>57322
You wouldn't give her hugs?
You would just raise her to be a robot?
How cruel.
7419ac No.57324
>>57317
Haaaiiii.
I see. I will look into it later. I take it you like it.
>>57318
Ah, thanks.
That doesn't sound like it will lower your libido.
2f5b31 No.57325
>>57323
But that is part of the raising a child deal.
>>57324
I liked it very much, but they're yet to release a new season for it.
Still very fun to see when they travel back in time and you get some of the references if you're as much of a history nerd as me.
06e9d7 No.57326
>>57324
It's a longer lasting orgasm.
So, about 30 seconds for regular masturbation.
About 45 minutes for prostate massage.
So, you won;t be ready to go when your refractory period is up.
06e9d7 No.57327
>>57325
You should have said so.
2f5b31 No.57328
>>57327
I thought it was common sense.
06e9d7 No.57329
>>57328
You would be surprised.
Plenty of kids don't get hugs from their parents.
2f5b31 No.57332
>>57331
I always thought it was normal, but if I ever get kids of my own I'll be sure to care for them.
06e9d7 No.57333
>>57332
You'll have to wait for CRISPR to become safe on humans.
Then get a cat eared daughter for the extra cuteness.
7419ac No.57334
>>57326
Sorry, I'm not too great with history. Though it does sound nice for stuff like that. Might tell my stepdad since it sounds like it would be for him.
>>57326
You're telling me there's a sudden 8900% increase in time in a prostate orgasm?
2f5b31 No.57335
>>57333
Or just get a family of my own and get old like it's bound to happen anyhow.
2f5b31 No.57336
>>57334
Well, the general plot is that a time machine gets stolen and there is another working time machine which they use to hunt the guy and solve mysteries, so it's like Dr. Who, but a whole lot less sci-fi.
06e9d7 No.57338
>>57335
Boring.
You're supposed to go the Mordor with Gandolf and throw the ring into the fires of Mt.Doom.
7419ac No.57339
>>57336
Still some scifi though from the sounds of it. I'm sure he'll like it. Just my parents still have netflix.
>>57337
Color me non-believing. :^)
06e9d7 No.57340
>>57339
You can try it yourself.
Go to a Vietnamese massage parlor and ask for the backwards goose.
2f5b31 No.57341
>>57338
Life is boring, I don't mind it.
Although I always wished for a Dr.Zhivago way to go.
>>57339
Ah, well, you could look it up from another source, I'm sure someone has uploaded it somewhere.
06e9d7 No.57342
>>57341
He died in a gulag away from Lara during the Russian Civil War.
Why would you want that?
2f5b31 No.57343
>>57342
I meant the villa in Siberia.
7419ac No.57344
>>57340
Sounds like a lot of money.
>>57341
Who do you think I am?! Some lowly pirating scum?!
06e9d7 No.57345
>>57343
But it was the people's villa!
06e9d7 No.57346
>>57344
35 dollars plus tax and tips.
2f5b31 No.57347
>>57344
Go to the bay of pirates and yarr harr your way in.
>>57345
Still, it was lovely..
2f5b31 No.57349
>>57348
Wouldn't you like living in a lovely villa in Siberia?
06e9d7 No.57350
>>57349
Depends.
Do I get a Russian wife?
7419ac No.57351
>>57346
Way too expensive.
>>57347
Yarr harr my way in? Now that doesn't sound too right.
2f5b31 No.57352
>>57350
Nope, but you'd get the next best thing.
>>57351
Just plunder like a thunder.
06e9d7 No.57353
>>57351
You can do it yourself…But would you want to?
7419ac No.57358
>>57352
Now that just sounds lewd.
>>57353
Sounds like a hassle.
06e9d7 No.57360
>>57358
So is eating food!
2f5b31 No.57361
>>57358
It sounded manly in my head.
>>57359
7419ac No.57362
>>57360
Eat food? Not at all.
>>57361
Maybe lewd in a manly way?
2f5b31 No.57363
G'night everyone.
>>57362
I meant like in viking sense.
06e9d7 No.57367
>>57366
Is she going to have sex with it?
7419ac No.57370
>>57369
H-manga logic as usual!
06e9d7 No.57371
>>57370
Well, anatomy is usually pretty spot on.
I mean, you can learn a lot from a hentai!
7419ac No.57372
>>57371
Such as clown fish being sequential hermaphrodites?
06e9d7 No.57373
>>57372
And that wearing a skirt makes you a girl!
7419ac No.57374
>>57373
I'm not so sure on that one. Better do my research.
7419ac No.57376
>>57375
>skirt magic tag
Now this is new.
06e9d7 No.57377
>>57376
But for what purpose?
06e9d7 No.57379
>>57378
Yes!
Also, cute nano!
7419ac No.57380
>>57379
I wouldn't know that.
7419ac No.57383
>>57381
>>57382
Probably ought to rewatch the series. It's been a while.
06e9d7 No.57384
>>57383
Ah, you should rewatch magical pokaan too!
7419ac No.57385
>>57384
>rewatch
Never seen it.
7419ac No.57388
>>57386
So that's what that is.
>>57387
Sleep well.
06e9d7 No.57390
>Already into integrals
Great.
There goes my life.
203113 No.57394
Perhaps a little patience?
c84ead No.57395
>>57394
6 hours is pretty patient for a reply.
unless you're some sort of Buddhist monk.
203113 No.57399
>>57395
Well you have SD now, so you don't need to do your vows just yet.
ce1e45 No.57400
>>57390
Integrals aren't that bad.
>I'll try u-substitution, that's a good trick!
When in doubt, u-sub. Failing that, you'll probably need a trig identity.
c84ead No.57402
>>57399
but i was just about to live a life of celibacy in the indies.
c84ead No.57403
>>57400
not just any integral.
we're talking about integral in space!
2f5b31 No.57405
Well, it's about bed o'clock.
G'night.
203113 No.57406
7e958d No.57408
7e958d No.57410
>>57409
They seem like cool enough guys.
06e9d7 No.57411
>>57410
I'm curious if they're real.
Because the videos are ISIS videos with cuts from Kingdom of Heaven and youtube tier sound clips.
7e958d No.57412
>>57411
I dunno, their facebook says they're a "religious organization"
https://www.facebook.com/crusaderstate
06e9d7 No.57413
>>57412
Gotta love Facebook.
>sign up now
>click not now
>half the page is missing
Zuckerburg is diabolical.
also..
https://youtu.be/OL9SWEtDh5c
7e958d No.57414
>>57413
I have a bar that takes up the bottom third of the screen telling me to sign up or log-in, and you can't click it away.
7e958d No.57415
>>57413
>Being against random drug tests for welfare queens.
No surprise there.
7e958d No.57417
06e9d7 No.57418
>>57417
I saw that one earlier today.
Seems like the ultimate cocktease.
Also, the lady that Trump put in charge of DOE has put a freeze on student loans!
7419ac No.57419
>>57413
>>57414
Get uBlock origin and simply block it out!
>>57418
Guess I'm not going to school no more.
06e9d7 No.57420
>>57419
No, it's nothing like that.
It's basically freezing some loans and defunding degrees that will not gain successful employment.
7419ac No.57421
>>57420
I guess I'm not included in that then.
06e9d7 No.57422
>>57421
It's currently being blocked.
So, let's see!
Also, how was your day?
7e958d No.57423
>>57418
I had a good laugh at
>we’ve had reports recently that ICE agents ate breakfast at a restaurant, then proceeded to arrest the kitchen staff after they were done eating.
That just sounds like a really funny thing to do.
That's good too!
>>57419
I've never really bothered with adblockers.
7419ac No.57424
>>57422
I haven't even done my fafsa yet.
All right. Just went to work. Was suppose to be there a bit earlier for some split shift thing, but I couldn't be bothered to get up. I don't think my boss will mind it.
>>57423
Why so?
06e9d7 No.57426
>>57424
>I haven't even done my fafsa yet.
That's such a pain in the ass. I'm still getting emails and phone calls from them saying complete it or else. Oddly, I completed it.
I'm fine with her decisions. As long as she doesn't cut grant money. I'm fine.
Your boss sounds like a chill guy.
7e958d No.57427
>>57424
Because I use like three websites, none of which have very intrusive ads.
>>57425
No good!
I'm leaving again.
7e958d No.57429
>>57428
I just needed to eat when I got in, but I'm done now, so I'm going to the TV.
7419ac No.57430
>>57426
I think I can finally get some grant money, but not sure how much.
Why not grant money?
He's a pretty swell guy. Wouldn't say chill but he's nice.
>>57427
Fair enough. Good luck.
06e9d7 No.57431
>>57429
Watch Get Out!
I think you may like it's message!
7e958d No.57432
>>57431
I'm not watching anything at the moment.
06e9d7 No.57433
>>57430
I have a degree already!
I was told that if I got a degree then I could grant money. Plus, since I'm about to be considered an adult the state will recognize me as really poor since I'm basically NEET.
So, I'll get money rolling in pretty soon!
06e9d7 No.57434
>>57432
When you have then chance!
Not now silly!
7419ac No.57435
>>57433
I wonder if I'll ever get one of those.
What's considered an adult in the state in question?
06e9d7 No.57436
>>57435
You either need an associates degree or a bachelor degree to get the grant.
You have to be 24.
7419ac No.57437
>>57436
I have neither.
Hmm I'm 23 but I'll be 24 later.
Think I will still be granted grants because I'll be 24 within the fall semester or something like that.
06e9d7 No.57438
>>57437
What's your income?
If you have very, very little you can get a Pell grant and game the system even harder!
7419ac No.57439
>>57438
What does "very very little" define?
06e9d7 No.57440
>>57439
Less than 40,000 or so.
7419ac No.57441
>>57440
Yeah I wish I was making that much a year. I'm not even year I'll make 10k a year currently.
06e9d7 No.57442
>>57441
Well, congrats!
You're eligible!
7419ac No.57443
>>57442
We'll see what the fafsa says.
06e9d7 No.57444
>>57443
You go to school in Oklahoma right?
06e9d7 No.57446
>>57445
Well, can't help you there.
I know nothing about Oklahoma other than John Wayne made a movie there.
7419ac No.57447
>>57446
Not like anyone can help me. :^)
I'll find out later.
06e9d7 No.57448
>>57447
You have native americans and casinos I think.
>She's smirking
It that possible?
7419ac No.57449
>>57448
What does that do with college?!
Yes, and she's laughing at a piece of octopus inside Yuuko's hair if I remember right.
06e9d7 No.57450
>>57449
Well, Native Americans get a lot of government money and they can go to school super cheap!
Idk about casinos.
7419ac No.57451
>>57450
I'm not Native so I won't get shit!
The casinos are also ran by Natives if I hear right.
06e9d7 No.57452
>>57451
Always 23&me!
Yeah, if anyone has a good shot at life. It's the Native Americans. They get their own land, a paycheck from the government, business loans with low interest and casinos!
Sometimes I wish I was Native American. Oh wait.
7419ac No.57453
>>57452
I'm 100% sure I'm have no Native. And if there is then it's too little to matter.
A pretty good life from what I hear. Government trying to "atone for it's sins" and all that.
Ancestors not native to the USA? Not native!
06e9d7 No.57454
>>57453
But my dad is from US and my mom is from Canada!
I'm totally a red blooded American!
973dcc No.57455
7419ac No.57456
>>57454
Sorry Canada doesn't count as American despite it being in NA. :^)
06e9d7 No.57457
>>57455
It's even worse.
She's from Quebec.
06e9d7 No.57458
>>57456
Oh yeah?
I'm your hat.
06e9d7 No.57460
>>57459
It's an old joke.
Canada is America's hat.
Harhar.
7419ac No.57461
>>57460
So something to be taken off and tossed? Makes sense.
7419ac No.57463
>>57462
Yes Canada is terrible.
06e9d7 No.57464
>>57463
You should be here in Montreal.
>Lol, you're from US?
>I heard you can buy guns in Wal-Mart :^)
>Americans so stupid
>start chattering in that crappy French.
Every freaking time.
7419ac No.57465
>>57464
You should have been aborted.
Is being able to buy something suddenly a bad idea?
Memes.
Maybe French is a crappy language spoken by shit talkers.
Those would be my responses.
06e9d7 No.57466
>>57465
I mostly avoid the people here like the flies they are.
Quebec is a pretty place though.
Plenty of woods to get lost in and plenty of streams. Thankfully, where I am at right now is away from that city and innawoods.
7419ac No.57467
>>57466
Hmm seeing some pretty nature is good. But I'm a homebody and addicted to the internet so that probably means worse internet access.
06e9d7 No.57468
>>57467
It's not terrible here.
But I'm taking care of someone for the summer and it's a comfy place.
Though, I have found that the worst place for internet is East Texas. Half the places there don't even have internet!
7419ac No.57469
>>57468
Can't be surprised. USA can be kind of terrible for internet compared to some places; Texas is a big state, but really most people focus on Austin, Dallas, and Houston mostly I'm sure.
06e9d7 No.57470
>>57469
Oh, internet in Houston is like a Godsend.
So is Austin. Frankly, I enjoy Houston a bit more since better food and more things to do around the city.
Plus, Galveston is right down 45 and central texas is only an hour out. So, it's located in a pretty nice place. But damn that humidity!
7419ac No.57471
>>57470
Exactly. Houston being a big city gets the best things I suppose.
Yeah that makes it a good spot. My family has been down that route a few times before.
Humidity can be pretty bad in such places.
At least you're away from it all…for now.
06e9d7 No.57472
>>57471
Only till August and then back to school!
Though, next summer I'll be back in Houston.
Though, I heard the summer isn't too bad this year!
7419ac No.57473
>>57472
How long are you going to school for?
Think I heard the same for Oklahoma.
06e9d7 No.57474
>>57473
Two more years and I'm out.
Quite honestly, I find school to be quite a bore.
What about you?
06e9d7 No.57476
>>57475
Ah, at least it will be over soon, right?
Anyways, good night Motley!
06e9d7 No.57478
Is anyone going to buy the new crash game?
c9d9e4 No.57483
>>57478
3 was the best one, and i 100%ed it around December, so I don't have any interest right now.
06e9d7 No.57484
>>57483
But you get several new playable characters..
What else could you want?
Crash Bandicoot H-scenes?
c9d9e4 No.57485
>>57484
So fast!
It's not that it's missing anything, but I'm just not interested right now! I'm sure one day I'll probably get it on a whim.
06e9d7 No.57486
>>57485
I finished everything!
So, I have nothing to do. So, I'm lurking here and watching PDP on /pol/!
fa5b28 No.57488
fa5b28 No.57490
>>57489
tfw exercised for 5 hours yesterday
tfw downloaded mods for hours and hours
not for long
06e9d7 No.57491
>>57490
Do you feel like a body builder?
Also, why Half-life?
Half-life 2 was much better!
fa5b28 No.57492
>>57491
>body builder
it's all cardio so it should just make me slim down
>why half-life
dude i can barely run half-life 1, like i have to run it at 1024x768 instead of 1366x768 just to get it stable .-.
06e9d7 No.57493
>>57492
You must save up to build a computer.
Something like a 500 dollar gaming PC will work!
fa5b28 No.57494
>>57493
my gf forbid me from even buying games i don't think a computer is within my budget right now ;-;
06e9d7 No.57495
>>57494
That's no fun.
Though, could I borrow her?
I think I need to stop buying games!
fa5b28 No.57496
>>57495
no
find your own gf you cuck >:C
i might consider adopting you if you're cute enough though
06e9d7 No.57497
>>57496
Well, we can be friends…Forever.
Also, long distance relationships were never my thing.
fa5b28 No.57498
>>57497
>long distance
that's why you move in with her after a few months!
06e9d7 No.57499
>>57498
Already settled?
Is it in the mainland?
fa5b28 No.57500
>>57499
nah i'm still considering options
but yeah, it'll be on the mainland
06e9d7 No.57501
>>57500
Well!
Sounds like things are going your way!
fa5b28 No.57502
>>57501
blegh
she's homeless rn
i have no idea how things are gonna work out
06e9d7 No.57503
>>57502
>Homeless
>has a computer
Right, I wanted to ask you a question. Which do you like more?
Maids, schoolgirls or traditional garb?
fa5b28 No.57504
>>57503
she lives in her car rn
so technically homeless
she's just saving money
idk, maids i guess? femboys dressing up are cute
06e9d7 No.57505
>>57504
You struck me as a maid person.
Would you ever wear a maid outfit?
fa5b28 No.57507
>>57505
sorry, blegh, bathroom break nad got distracted
finished my second hour of exercise, gonna make lunch
probably not, maybe for a gf
06e9d7 No.57510
>>57509
You need a kawaii desu avatar!
fa5b28 No.57511
>>57510
i have some, i just don't have a lot of pictures to avatarpost with
06e9d7 No.57512
>>57511
That's probably a good thing.
If you have too many..It begins to creep on you.
fa5b28 No.57513
>>57512
i usually just don't care enough one way or the other to bother
what you up to? i'm taking downtime between exercise
06e9d7 No.57514
>>57513
Anal masturbation and videogames.
Surprisingly, it's a good combo.
fa5b28 No.57515
>>57514
>anal masturbation
wew
i used to go for ages with a buttplug but that was about it
06e9d7 No.57516
>>57515
It a vibrator.
It makes the process go a lot faster.
06e9d7 No.57517
fa5b28 No.57518
>>57516
i might but i'm low money rn
pain in the ass
at least maybe i'll have adhd meds soon
06e9d7 No.57519
>>57518
ADHD meds are weird.
You can fap for days and all you want is sweets.
It's like being a Japanese girl only you're not Japanese.
fa5b28 No.57520
>>57519
sounds agp as heck
strictly speaking they're more for narcolepsy, but people use them as a concentration wonder drug V:
06e9d7 No.57521
>>57520
Personal testament.
It's a concentration miracle drug. But I built up my tolerance. So, it's hard to want to do things. Unless they need my attention right away.
The only compliant I have is that I want to fap all the time and it's quite distracting.
fa5b28 No.57522
>>57521
is that adderall or what?
i'll be trying modafinil
06e9d7 No.57523
>>57522
Vyvanse.
It's time released in your liver and it makes you a cheap drunk.
So, it has it's perks!
7419ac No.57524
>>57521
Weird side effects.
>>57523
A family member takes that one.
06e9d7 No.57525
>>57524
Well, I try to keep it on the down low by keeping my self busy.
Did their behavior change?
fa5b28 No.57526
>>57523
never heard of that before
only adhd meds i've heard ofh ave been ritalin and adderall
though modafinil has been tested for adhd and whatnot
06e9d7 No.57527
>>57526
There's a bajillion meds out there.
Personally, a few made me feel like a zombie and one try to kill me.
But I believe you'll do just fine on that. Also, prepare not to care for anything.
fa5b28 No.57528
>>57527
>one tried to kill you
what
modafinil is supposed to be pretty minor, and non addictive too
adderall sounds like it could be fun, but fuck my doctor tbh
7419ac No.57529
>>57525
I wonder what it'd do to me. Maybe my dick would fall off.
Can't say. Maybe? Not sure how long she's been taking it. It's my mom.
06e9d7 No.57530
>>57528
Long story.
Anyways, adderall is pretty meh imo.
But did the doctor agree to give meds?
06e9d7 No.57531
>>57529
Ah, maybe.
You can be a real girl if that happens!
fa5b28 No.57532
>>57530
he said 'maybe he'd consider it' next month
i'm like fuck you bitch i'll just self med
i don't like the antidepressant i'm on anyway so i have an excuse to stop it now
7419ac No.57533
>>57531
Let's not try it out then.
06e9d7 No.57534
>>57532
What a dick.
You should send him a picture of your middle finger when you leave for the states.
fa5b28 No.57535
>tfw your gf flirts with your other gf
06e9d7 No.57536
>>57533
No sense of adventure?
I was hoping loli Loki would have some fun with you.
fa5b28 No.57539
>>57534
i'll probably just quietly cancel in a week or two, after my stuff arrives
but yeah lol
i looked him up and on google he has like… 4 reviews, and 3 are one star
and one is 5 star with no comment
06e9d7 No.57540
>>57539
Those are totally fake.
He's just trying give himself a good name online.
06e9d7 No.57542
>>57541
It's not pornographic I assure you.
Though, I'm trying to remember that one doujin.
fa5b28 No.57543
>tfw girl starts trying to lewd you
welp gonna have to take a break from exercising
06e9d7 No.57544
>>57543
Have fun with your erp.
I'll make a new thread in the mean time.
7419ac No.57545
>>57542
I see. It sounds familiar.