187cce No.54741
Hello!
What a long weekend!
How are you?
How was your weekend?
What did you do?
Do you have any plans for the summer?
Perhaps visiting family or vacationing somewhere?
Why not on by and tell us?
1dcf17 No.54744
Done!
And I come home to a new clean thread, how nice.
187cce No.54745
>>54744
And right as I'm about to go to a movie!
Such bad timing!
Have fun~
1dcf17 No.54746
>>54745
Well. You've been gone for a few days, what's another night?
Don't get in too much trouble!
187cce No.54747
>>54746
But I'm tired and I want to fap…
Ugh.
I'll be back soon hopefully.
1dcf17 No.54748
>>54747
Getting straight to the point, I see.
Just sleep through the movie, nobody will know.
1dcf17 No.54752
>>54751
Everything according to you is autism.
So yes?
187cce No.54753
>>54752
Me?
No, I just call them biological quirks.
1dcf17 No.54754
>>54753
What were you referring to, then?
187cce No.54755
>>54754
The mysterious princess that's rather flighty in Utawarerumono.
1dcf17 No.54756
>>54755
Kuon?
She does have a habit of running, yes.
187cce No.54757
>>54756
This one goof-ball.
1dcf17 No.54758
>>54757
She's not really autistic. Just a little dumb.
I'm not sure how she ended up in the show, but she gets pretty nuts later on in the game.
187cce No.54759
>>54758
Perhaps she's just a tad ditzy.
How are you stranger?
1dcf17 No.54760
>>54757
Just a bit.
Her father is pretty weird to, so maybe it just runs in the family?
I'm doing okay. Preparing for the trip, since that's just 2 days away now.
1dcf17 No.54762
>>54761
Very.
Nervous, too.
But, that's just because I get nervous about these sort of things.
187cce No.54763
>>54762
you'll do fine~
i mean! you'll be on a 16 hour plane ride!
1dcf17 No.54764
>>54763
Yep.
I'm loaded up on music, and I'll have a book to bring, and I probably won't sleep much the night before, so I think I'll have it covered.
But still, it's gonna be brutal.
187cce No.54765
>>54764
sit next to a girl and use her as a pillow!
also, what book?
1dcf17 No.54766
>>54765
You joke, but I will more than likely be sitting next to a girl.
Nothing like that will happen, though.
The Maltese Falcon, probably. Just something light.
187cce No.54767
>>54766
Ah~!
I knew you were a part of a all girls preparatory school!
I thought you finished the maltese falcon a while back!
1dcf17 No.54768
>>54767
How'd you know!?
No, that was The Big Sleep.
187cce No.54769
>>54768
Cause, everyone is a girl.
How was the big sleep?
1dcf17 No.54770
>>54769
Yes, one of the 2 girls that I converse with!
It was alright. Not hardboiled enough for me.
187cce No.54771
>>54770
And you're going to be on a 32 hour plane ride with her?
Stay true to your path and let not the wiles of the women sway you from your destiny.
1dcf17 No.54772
>>54771
13 hours.
And plus, she's dating my best friend so that'd be a horrible idea
You really think that would happen to me of all people?
187cce No.54773
>>54772
Don't know.
How handsome are you?
1dcf17 No.54774
>>54773
Not handsome enough!
Even if I was, it's not like it'd work.
187cce No.54775
>>54774
Good, more for me!
1dcf17 No.54776
>>54775
You'll have to work for it.
187cce No.54777
>>54776
If it's any consolation.
The last 40 minutes have really made me ease up from this weekend~
1dcf17 No.54778
>>54777
I assume that's because you whacked one out right when you got home?
Or am I really that good at talking with you?
187cce No.54779
>>54778
Both, but I have whacked in 4 days and it really gets to you
1dcf17 No.54780
>>54779
Nice. I understand.
I've gotta stay clean for two weeks, so that seems easy in comparison.
I was about to ask if you had any other plans for the night, but it's already 11:30!
187cce No.54781
>>54780
Probably raid the fridge and watch soap making videos!
But what about you?
1dcf17 No.54782
>>54781
I'm playing OJ with some friends right now.
My sleep schedule has been getting progressively worse while you were away, so I'll probably be up pretty late.
187cce No.54783
>>54782
Did you miss me that much?
13b71b No.54784
>>54781
Did you Tuskan raid the fridge like Garfielf?
1dcf17 No.54785
>>54783
Well.
I platinum'd utaware, so that's why it started.
But yes, I did miss you.
187cce No.54786
>>54784
No, I did an air raid on the beaches of Dunkirk.
187cce No.54787
>>54785
Perhaps it's time for a hobby!
1dcf17 No.54788
>>54787
Don't worry, I'll probably make myself scarce when college starts for me, at least for a while.
13b71b No.54789
>>54786
Oh dear. Was the stuff good, or did you have to open and close the door a few times before you decided on it?
187cce No.54790
>>54788
Oh, you say that.
But just wait! You'll have all easy classes. Unless, you're going to MIT!
187cce No.54791
>>54789
Nah, I got some water and cheese.
I wish there was goat cheese. But alas.
Speaking of scarce. Where have you been lately?
1dcf17 No.54792
>>54790
I might turn into a well-adjusted social butterfly, you know.
you could lose me to society!
187cce No.54793
>>54792
Are you going to a party school?
13b71b No.54794
>>54791
Grinding games mostly, since I've finished high school and have nothing to do atm. Normally I'd post in the downtime, but I'm watching a bunch of Dan Bell videos, as well as Future Funk songs.
1dcf17 No.54795
>>54793
No.
But, I do plan on at least trying to be a little more outgoing.
I currently shy away from people too easily, I think.
187cce No.54796
>>54794
Dan Bell?
Dead shopping malls?
187cce No.54797
>>54795
Don't set your self up for failure.
Though, it will be rather lonely here talking to myself a majority of the time…
13b71b No.54798
>>54796
And truly horrific murder motels. That often rent by the hour. Gross.
187cce No.54799
>>54798
Sounds like renting a room at the Hilton!
What a rip off. Do you have any plans for the summer?
1dcf17 No.54800
>>54797
Don't worry!
It's just that I only know a handful of people attending the same school, and nobody in the same major.
The friends that I was real close to are all moving pretty far away.
I just don't want to be alone for the next 4-5 years.
13b71b No.54801
>>54799
Not in particular, other than working out
187cce No.54802
>>54800
Ah, but you have me, Praetor~
Hopefully, you'll meet some people in lab!
187cce No.54803
>>54801
No tannerite exploding?
1dcf17 No.54804
>>54802
Yes, but the internet is only good for so much, don't you agree?
Sometimes you need to see or hear somebody.
There's a club I'm eyeing, so I think I won't have too much trouble.
187cce No.54805
>>54804
Ze anime club?
Oh, how daring!
1dcf17 No.54806
>>54805
I knew you would guess that, but you're very wrong!
It's the fighting game club.
187cce No.54807
>>54806
Isn't that just the Smash club?
13b71b No.54808
>>54803
I'll pass. The chi that I'll amass will suffice in destructive power.
1dcf17 No.54809
>>54807
There's a separate club for that.
187cce No.54810
>>54808
Kudos.
I have to release my chi every other day. Otherwise, I get irritable.
187cce No.54811
>>54809
Two separate clubs?
How luxurious!
You must be going to a really nice school!
1dcf17 No.54812
>>54811
Smash players smell bad, so it makes sense.
Nobody wants to deal with their autism.
It's the school that all the stupid texans come too because they couldn't get into the good schools down there.
13b71b No.54815
>>54810
Lots of old people do taichi. I suppose your AARP card will arive by post soon.
187cce No.54816
>>54814
Isn't that a black university?
Why not Texas Tech or more controversially Lamar university.
1dcf17 No.54817
>>54816
Because it's not very expensive to go there, and I got scholarships.
So, it's a financial thing.
Plus I don't want to be down in texas.
187cce No.54818
>>54815
I guess I can get SS benefits…Maybe?
Seems like a bad idea.
187cce No.54819
>>54817
I was hoping to get you close to me~
According to Wikipedia you can be a good vet from there.
Who knew!
13b71b No.54820
>>54818
Perhaps so, if the SSA still has money at that point. You'll also have to go to church since you're so old, as well.
1dcf17 No.54821
>>54819
Laugh at me if you want, but I do like being somewhat close to home.
I can't work with animals. They're too alive.
187cce No.54822
>>54820
Funny story.
I graduated from being Baptist to Methodist.
I'm surprised that I'm not full Lutheran though.
187cce No.54823
>>54821
Harhar.
Besides, you never went hunting with your dad?
1dcf17 No.54824
>>54823
I've never been hunting.
My dad wasn't into it.
187cce No.54825
>>54824
Oh?
Perhaps I take you hunting for the ultimate prey.
humans
13b71b No.54826
>>54822
At least you're somewhere, which is a good sign
1dcf17 No.54827
>>54825
Maybe as a final outing of sorts.
I've got lots of things I still want to do, so you'll have to postpone that.
187cce No.54828
>>54826
Sort of.
I haven't been to church in 2 years. Last I went it was under threat of removal so it was a rather unpleasant experience being there.
13b71b No.54830
>>54828
Maybe you'll find a nicer place soon. Who knows, maybe you'll find a nice wife.
1dcf17 No.54831
>>54829
If you really want, you could always do it on your own.
Forgive me for sounding like an edgelord, but I have wondered what killing somebody is like.
187cce No.54832
>>54830
Well, there were plenty of girls eyeballing me over the weekend and some loli gave me a rather passionate kiss which jarring to say the least.
187cce No.54833
>>54831
Probably quite harsh on your psyche.
I would recommend not killing people unless given a choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y8EvtEmWg
816235 No.54834
>>54816
>Isn't that a black university?
1dcf17 No.54835
>>54833
It's just kind of the nature of it, you know? The fact that I'll never know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcFDJCjY3s
13b71b No.54836
>>54832
Eww, don't go to jail. Gotta find a thicc girl.
Goodnight
187cce No.54837
>>54834
Sorry, I had to jab at him.
Lamar is way more black than OSU
187cce No.54838
>>54835
Even in civil war?
Pssshhh, I'll sign you up with ISIS and we can take over the middle east together!
1dcf17 No.54840
>>54838
I think I've told you, but I've thought of going into the military before when I'm feeling especially lost.
But, I'll probably have to get drafted.
Sure, sign me up.
187cce No.54841
>>54840
Eh, it's not worth it.
Stay in school and stay away from those bullets.
They hurt you know.
1dcf17 No.54842
>>54841
Sometimes I wonder.
That's the current plan, so don't worry too much.
187cce No.54843
>>54842
Just remember。
我爱你。
1dcf17 No.54844
>>54843
And you remember.
私も
816235 No.54845
>>54837
Hmmm, fair enough I suppose.
187cce No.54847
>>54845
Have you been to Beaumont?
It's pretty out of the way and there's nothing there. But it's a place to work and housing is cheap.
1dcf17 No.54850
>>54849
No.
I was up until 5am last night, so don't go waiting for me or anything.
1dcf17 No.54852
>>54851
You'll have to shoot me with a tranq dart or something.
Because there's no way I'm sleeping anytime soon.
187cce No.54853
>>54852
Run to my arms and then run back home.
Then you'll sleep!
1dcf17 No.54854
>>54853
You'd send me home after I run all the way to your arms?
How cruel.
1dcf17 No.54856
>>54855
It just makes you likable, to an extent.
187cce No.54857
>>54856
Ouch, your macabre cruelty has left a pit in my heart that only restfulness can soothe.
So, doth it accord it with good will and a long life for my heart to soothed by the soothest of sleep.
Good night Ran-sama~
Stay out of trouble and go to sleep.
816235 No.54859
>>54847
Beaumont, Texas? Or some other place called Beaumont?
Things seem decently cheap here, but not like I'll be going anywhere for a while.
187cce No.54860
>>54859
Gas is cheap…I think.
If you're a parvenu. Then it's a great place to by a house.
816235 No.54865
>>54860
I'm not a parvenu so guess I'm sol.
1dcf17 No.54866
>>54864
I'll take a look when I get back. It seems interesting enough.
187cce No.54871
>>54870
ya caught me.
How was your day?
1dcf17 No.54873
>>54871
It's been pretty dull so far.
I've just been shopping.
A friend just came and went.
I need to go check on the cats.
Boooooring!
187cce No.54874
>>54873
more shopping?
but why?
1dcf17 No.54876
>>54874
Some food just in case.
And a few other things.
1dcf17 No.54878
>>54877
You're a funny one.
Of course not.
187cce No.54879
>>54878
Now you're going to get gonorrhea!
1dcf17 No.54882
>>54881
I hadn't thought of that.
BRB running to the store.
187cce No.54883
>>54882
Do they sell hand condoms?
1dcf17 No.54884
>>54883
You don't hold hands with your penis?
187cce No.54885
>>54884
I believe that's what people call hand jobs.
1dcf17 No.54886
>>54885
Oh.
Well, that's what I plan for, so yes.
187cce No.54887
>>54886
I'm curious how you'll manage that.
But, I'm sure that you're a sneaky person..
187cce No.54889
>>54888
I know a lot of things.
I'm like Archimedes but I'm not a cute girl.
1dcf17 No.54890
>>54889
What's the point, if you aren't a cute girl?
187cce No.54891
>>54890
I'm a homely girl. Only good for cooking meals and raising children. Such a sad life tsk tsk.
187cce No.54893
>>54892
I'm surprised there isn't hands free masturbation.
1dcf17 No.54894
>>54893
That'd be too much.
187cce No.54895
>>54894
I guess that's the next step after broken desk.
Let see….
https://youtu.be/jLoDQp6UbOM
1dcf17 No.54898
>>54897
I've had lots of people RP in my youtube comments before, it's a little gross.
187cce No.54899
>>54898
Play ball.
I know that RP groups are filled with women!
1dcf17 No.54900
>>54899
It was undertale RP.
187cce No.54901
>>54900
Eh, what sort of kinky stuff you into?
1dcf17 No.54902
>>54901
Not much more than what you already know.
Some things will never be said, however.
187cce No.54903
>>54902
Well, now I'm curious…
187cce No.54905
>>54904
Perhaps some day over coffee?
1dcf17 No.54906
>>54905
I'll consider it.
It's gonna have to be good coffee.
187cce No.54907
>>54906
You got me.
I don't like coffee.
So, it will have to be darjeeling
1dcf17 No.54908
>>54907
I don't drink coffee either.
At least, not yet.
187cce No.54909
>>54908
Have you tried starbucks?
I'm sure that will win you over.
1dcf17 No.54910
>>54909
Nope!
I wouldn't even know what to get, to be honest.
187cce No.54911
>>54910
The most esoteric thing on the menu.
1dcf17 No.54912
>>54911
If I ever find myself in one, I'll be sure to go with whatever sounds dumbest.
187cce No.54913
>>54912
Go to Barnes and Noble?
It's a great place for the educated to conglomerate.
1dcf17 No.54914
>>54913
There's one nearby. I go there sometimes, but only for buying books.
Never been to the cafe area inside of one.
187cce No.54916
>>54915
Good bye comfy cat.
1dcf17 No.54919
>>54918
Yeah, I guess.
Lasagna.
187cce No.54920
>>54919
Sounds delicious.
Home-made?
1dcf17 No.54921
>>54920
No, store-bought stuff from walmart.
It's not bad, though.
187cce No.54922
>>54921
Hopefully you had a delicious drink too.
Also, any plans for the night?
1dcf17 No.54923
>>54922
No, nothing planned.
I've got to get up at 4:30 tomorrow, so I'm just going to take it easy.
187cce No.54924
>>54923
Hmm, what video games do you have in store?
1dcf17 No.54925
>>54924
I'm still kind of debating on whether I should take the 3ds or the switch for the plane ride.
I'll probably end up taking the switch, so I can play tetris.
187cce No.54926
>>54925
Take the 3DS and play the most weeb game you can or play tetris until you start seeing tetris shapes!
1dcf17 No.54927
>>54926
I don't have any weeb games on 3ds outside of PxZ and Etrian. SMT if you can't that too, I guess.
187cce No.54928
>>54927
Clearly you have to play FE fates.
I want to take pleasure in your grind through that game~
1dcf17 No.54929
>>54928
I will never play that game.
187cce No.54930
>>54929
What if we play it at the same time?
187cce No.54932
>>54931
What if I strap you down to a chair and make you play?
1dcf17 No.54933
>>54932
I'll die in that chair, then.
187cce No.54934
>>54933
I'll feed you epinephrine.
It will be an exhilarating experience.
1dcf17 No.54935
>>54934
Injecting it is more efficient, you know.
187cce No.54936
>>54935
You feed it through an iv tube~
1dcf17 No.54939
>>54938
Thank you for reminding me.
What about you? Any plans?
187cce No.54940
>Playing senran
>They're in Kyoto
>tfw I recognize all the places
I've been playing too many weeb games!
187cce No.54941
>>54939
Yes, Praetor.
I'm going to play weeb games. Would you like to watch something later?
1dcf17 No.54942
>>54941
Not particularly, to be honest.
Enjoy the weeb games, though.
187cce No.54943
>>54942
Boo.
What shall I do with you then?
1dcf17 No.54944
>>54943
I don't really know, sorry..
187cce No.54947
>>54946
Speaking of spooky.
Will you go to haunted places in nippon?
1dcf17 No.54948
>>54947
I'm not sure what exactly is planned.
Although, knowing me, I'd probably avoid those.
187cce No.54949
>>54948
Jeez, you're a scaredy cat.
Will you at least go to akiba and procure a kancolle toy?
1dcf17 No.54950
>>54949
It's no secret.
Nope! Akiba is not a planned stop.
1dcf17 No.54952
>>54951
No can do!
Plus, I don't really want to go there anyways!
187cce No.54953
>>54952
And you call yourself a weeb.
Terrible.
1dcf17 No.54954
>>54953
I've been exposed!
Whatever shall I do?
187cce No.54955
>>54954
Marry a girl.
or tell me some interesting things about the 3ds.
1dcf17 No.54956
>>54955
I'll find a girl.
Wish me luck!
187cce No.54957
>>54956
Don't get lost.
There are many women that will sway your path.
1dcf17 No.54958
>>54957
I guess that's it, then.
I'll see you on the 17th, or maybe the 18th.
187cce No.54959
>>54958
Well, it will be lonely.
Hopefully others will be by soon..
1dcf17 No.54960
>>54959
Yeah, Ese will keep you company. Or so I hope.
Either way, if you really must, you can try and contact me through discord. Although I might only be able to respond at absurd times for you.
187cce No.54961
>>54960
Well!
If Ese is busy then I shall make an effort to destroy my absurd backlog!
1dcf17 No.54962
>>54961
You better have just about everything finished by the time I get back.
187cce No.54963
>>54962
That will take 500,000 years.
So please be patient.
1dcf17 No.54964
>>54963
No, I'm tired of waiting.
Get going!
187cce No.54965
>>54964
Fine, fine.
I'll finish Senran, Threads of fate and Operation Abyss for you…
187cce No.54968
>>54967
Get toys though.
I want to see the cuteness of them.
1dcf17 No.54969
>>54968
I'll see what I can do.
That being said, is there anything I should be on the lookout for for you?
187cce No.54970
>>54969
Kancolle vita game~
1dcf17 No.54973
>>54972
Don't get too excited, now.
187cce No.54974
>>54973
Darn, I was hoping for a Japanese Santa Claus!
1dcf17 No.54975
>>54974
But then I'd have to buy things for everyone.
187cce No.54976
>>54975
You would be a saint then.
A very kind saint~
187cce No.54977
>One more chapter in Senran Kagura
Sugoi!
1dcf17 No.54978
>>54976
Only for a few people, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
187cce No.54981
>>54978
This game got really hard!
187cce No.54983
>>54982
Eh?
gitting gud in a moshou?
Is that possible?
1dcf17 No.54985
>>54983
No idea?
Just mash harder.
>>54984
!
187cce No.54986
>>54985
Ah, I've decided on what I wanted.
187cce No.54988
>>54987
Fate/hollow Ataraxia for the vita.
It has NG+
1dcf17 No.54989
>>54988
It's cheap.
I'll keep an eye out for it.
187cce No.54992
>>54991
So cruel, praetor!
1dcf17 No.54993
>>54992
I've told you not to say things like that.
So, I'll respond accordingly.
187cce No.54994
>>54993
And here I thought it was delegated to three separate words.
Oh, how cruel thou thy prod into mine own heart.
1dcf17 No.54995
>>54994
Those three words are definitely forbidden.
The rest I guess I could relax on.
187cce No.54997
>>54995
Well, what relieving news.
Though, I guess I'll have to look into different phrasings.
>>54996
It's all in love I'm sure.
1dcf17 No.54998
>>54996
I don't take those sort of things lightly, so it's for his own good.
>>54997
Do your best!
1dcf17 No.55000
>>54999
A solid 8/10.
You managed to make it more effective than the usual.
1dcf17 No.55002
>>55001
You're the one flaunting your penis about.
816235 No.55003
>>54997
Don't sound too confident.
>>54998
I'll remember that.
187cce No.55004
>>55002
I'm a show off.
What can I say?
1dcf17 No.55005
>>55003
Don't worry about it too much, really.
>>55004
A show off who never actually shows anything off?
You're original!
187cce No.55006
>>55005
You caught me!
I'm the perfect conman and only you have seen through my disguise!
Oh, whatever shall I do now in my nakedness?!
1dcf17 No.55007
>>55006
You'll have to bribe me so I keep quiet.
187cce No.55008
>>55007
Game.
Name your price.
187cce No.55010
>>55009
I lack the assets to become a Valkyrie. But, I suppose there's a first time for everything, right?
What automobile would you prefer me to drive if I become a Valkyrie?
1dcf17 No.55011
>>55010
A huge motorcycle.
187cce No.55012
>>55011
You'll have to ride in the back.
187cce No.55016
>>55015
Are you a female then?
1dcf17 No.55019
>>55018
I thought the racing skit was the best fate one.
Or where the holy grail hands one of them a knife.
187cce No.55020
>>55019
I thought Medea would be cute.
Plus, she gets married!
187cce No.55022
>>55021
>Not knowing Medea
EH?!
187cce No.55024
>>55023
She's the caster in Fate/Stay the Night.
She's evil evil until you read her back story and then it becomes feely feely.
1dcf17 No.55025
>>55024
Oh, I see.
It's that girl.
and here I thought you were talking about somebody important.
1dcf17 No.55027
>>55026
I could be all bubbly and nice, if you wanted.
187cce No.55028
>>55027
Fine, but you'll have to wear a maid outfit and call me master.
1dcf17 No.55029
>>55028
Only if you supply the outfit.
187cce No.55030
>>55029
Where do they supply such outfits?
1dcf17 No.55031
>>55030
Any sort of place that has a uniform like that, I'd imagine.
187cce No.55032
>>55031
Hmmm, you'll have to point me in a direction.
Since I maybe directionally inclined!
1dcf17 No.55035
>>55034
You're a pervert, but I'll do good on my word.
187cce No.55036
>>55035
The one before that was much more lewd.
1dcf17 No.55037
>>55036
Good to see you're not totally in the gutter, I guess?
1dcf17 No.55039
>>55038
That's underwear..
187cce No.55040
>>55039
You're too unimaginative.
1dcf17 No.55041
>>55040
There's no way it could be seen in any other way.
187cce No.55042
>>55041
Eh, you haven't been to Mardi Gras?
187cce No.55044
>>55043
You're too sheltered!
1dcf17 No.55045
>>55044
I mean.
I've seen the skimpy outfits when I was in las vegas.
187cce No.55046
>>55045
Vegas?
My aunt wants to take me there. But what say you?
1dcf17 No.55047
>>55046
It was fun.
But, you'll probably have a much better time than I, because of your age.
187cce No.55048
>>55047
I'm not much of a gambler.
Seems like there's a better way to invest money than slot machines.
Though, I might enjoy myself at the redlight district.
1dcf17 No.55049
>>55048
Yes, or just the fact that you can get into half the places there.
187cce No.55050
>>55049
You know…I can let you those places~
187cce No.55052
>>55051
Japan trip first.
Also, time for new thread~
187cce No.55054
>>55053
Also, why is everything on Ebay really expensive?
1dcf17 No.55055
>>55054
It's not.
What are you looking at?
187cce No.55056
>>55055
PSP games.
They want full price for them.
1dcf17 No.55057
>>55056
Because nobody buys psp games.