49eb70 No.39273
this is a test thread in an attempt to fix the catalog pretend this doesnt exist.
49eb70 No.39275
>>39274
well fuck you too mate.
49eb70 No.39276
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
this is actually pretty savage.
49eb70 No.39277
There; I'm taking a break from games now.
49eb70 No.39278
>>39277
good.
for leaving me like that, you're now gonna have to give me hugs
49eb70 No.39280
>>39278
That's not exactly what happened, you knew what I was doing even before I stopped posting.
You can have one, though.
49eb70 No.39281
>>39280
>hugging a boy
homo.
also who do you avatarfag as, again?
i forgot her name, and i need it for a thing.
49eb70 No.39282
>>39281
It's not as if I asked for it.
She's Kino. No last name.
49eb70 No.39284
49eb70 No.39285
>>39284
/8chan/.
It wasn't on the front page when I checked 30 seconds ago.
49eb70 No.39286
>>39282
but you wanted it.
also interesting politics. similar to mine in some ways.
>>39283
where was what?
.index worked, i posted, whole board is fixed.
49eb70 No.39287
>>39286
How did you find it?
Slav magic?
49eb70 No.39288
>>39287
i kept refreshing every 30 minutes.
49eb70 No.39289
>>39285
You haven't been just refreshing the URL every few waking hours for the last 5 days?
>>39286
The dot is in much the same spot, but how we got there differs.
49eb70 No.39290
>>39288
Were the desu~s driving you insane too?
49eb70 No.39291
>>39289
Gave up on day 3 because exams.
49eb70 No.39292
>>39289
>transexuals
>behaviour illegal
w-what did i ever do to you?
>>39290
y-yes..! o-of course they were!
i-i wasn't working on an html code you could implement to make it so that this board had desus too or anything, why would i do that?!
49eb70 No.39293
>>39292
The swaying .gifs in the background were kind of pleasant.
49eb70 No.39294
>>39292
You're not, though. No one is.
>>39291
And you call yourself board owner.
The owner of /8chan/ called you a nigger, by the way.
49eb70 No.39295
>>39293
i-i actually am making an html layout for this board with some hopefully cute things. i'll remove the desus if you want me to, though.
>>39294
admittedly not really, but i think i do fit the liberal definition of it.
49eb70 No.39296
>>39294
What an awful wordfilter.
49eb70 No.39297
>>39294
Funny story him.
He actually got cucked by a transsexual.
49eb70 No.39298
>>39295
Just make it optional.
Having desu~ after every word was a little much.
49eb70 No.39299
>>39298
there's not really a way to make it optional.
how would you, anyway?
it was at the end of every line, actually.
49eb70 No.39300
>>39297
wait…
Unfair's ex-bf?!
49eb70 No.39301
>>39299
Yes, I was being facetious.
>Baltic humor
I could imagine you can make it optional via the options in the reply box.
49eb70 No.39302
>>39301
that's website side, i don't think you can modify it.
i can only mess with the .css of it.
49eb70 No.39303
>>39295
There we go, then.
Well, that doesn't mean much, considering their definitions change by the month. I don't see how they can believe in transsexuals while believing that sex doesn't exist at the same time, though. Those seem like contradictory concepts.
>>39297
I doubt he's proud! That must be why he reacted negatively to that comment.
49eb70 No.39304
>>39302
What do you have so far?
49eb70 No.39305
>>39300
Who?
>>39303
Oh, you're talking about that one.
I was talking about board that raids us every time my name is mentioned.
49eb70 No.39306
>>39303
it's always mystified me too.
doesn't transexualism kinda imply, then, that men and women are biologically wired differently? it's something they tend to deny.
>>39304
just color and font edits as of now.
drawing a cute image we can use in the top left of the page.
i don't want it to be overbearing.
49eb70 No.39307
>>39306
Let's have swaying desus.
49eb70 No.39308
>>39305
Loosh.
never mind.
a tranny that cucked >her bf.
>>39307
please explain to me how that works.
49eb70 No.39309
>>39308
You can display images in the background if you're a good code monkey.
So, I imagine a .gif shouldn't be too hard.
49eb70 No.39310
>>39309
so you want in in the background?
i was thinking of doing it after sentences.
49eb70 No.39312
>>39311
all of them.
basically
hey, i'm a nigger
would become
hey, i'm a nigger desu~
49eb70 No.39313
>>39305
I was referring to this, yeah, not the one with an 's' on the end.
49eb70 No.39314
>1:30 already
Ugh. Why does time pass more slowly when I'm not here?
49eb70 No.39315
>>39314
Do you have upcoming obligations or something?
49eb70 No.39316
>>39312
Go for it~
>>39313
I saw.
He just banned us all because he thought we're from the other board from the same name.
So, I just wanted to mess with him by moving boards and tell whoever might be reading that he was not a reputable guy and then call him names. Not that it really matters anymore.
49eb70 No.39317
>>39315
My productivity actually increased since meta-physical crises are not fun to deal with. But yes, I have something coming up.
I'll stay here with ya'll.
49eb70 No.39318
>>39317
What is this meta-physical crisis of yours?
49eb70 No.39319
is there an easy way to gradually change color of text in css?
49eb70 No.39320
>>39318
Teenage angst and too much free time was what it was.
Moral of the story is having friends help~
49eb70 No.39322
>>39321
probably just gonna use a gif for that.
49eb70 No.39323
>>39322
Well, none of us are programmers…Save Ran-sama?
I can only code in Matlab and that programing language is useless.
49eb70 No.39324
>>39323
i can't think of a single way to make "desu~" both sway and gradually fade colors in css.
49eb70 No.39325
>>39324
Work on the swaying first since that would be the easiest me thinks.
and go for the color fade dead last. Try an image for practice.
49eb70 No.39326
>>39325
yeah, that's what i mean.
doing either of those in css would be ridiculous.
just gonna use a gif.
the question, though, Fox.
should the "desu~" be after every line,
or just somewhere in the background.
49eb70 No.39328
>>39327
only making my job easier.
49eb70 No.39329
>>39328
You'll have the gratification of annoying newfags.
49eb70 No.39330
>>39329
i don't mind that.
49eb70 No.39333
>>39332
But you're very nearly done!
49eb70 No.39334
>>39333
and it's getting worse by the day.
49eb70 No.39335
>>39332
everyone minds school. I can't of single person that enjoys it.
49eb70 No.39336
>>39335
It was a pain, but I didn't wake up dreading going to school or anything like that.
>>39334
I have faith in you.
49eb70 No.39337
>>39336
should have gone to an all black school!
49eb70 No.39338
>>39337
My grad class had 1 Fijian in it, that was about it.
49eb70 No.39339
>>39338
Fijian?
huh, that's odd. no Asians?
49eb70 No.39340
>>39339
Not that I can recall, no. If I had a yearbook, I could confirm for you, but I only graduated with 23 other students, so I'm pretty sure.
49eb70 No.39341
this is kinda hard, actually.
49eb70 No.39342
49eb70 No.39343
>>39342
only for you, bby.
49eb70 No.39344
>>39343
Lies! It's anyone at all!
49eb70 No.39346
>>39345
It's fine since you're not like that in person!
49eb70 No.39347
>>39346
h-how do you know?
49eb70 No.39348
>>39347
Because you don't even talk to people.
49eb70 No.39350
>>39349
Of course it is, I made the claim.
I'm leaving again, now.
49eb70 No.39354
>>39353
Not right now, please!
49eb70 No.39355
>>39354
s-sorry… i'll lick your butt later, then.
49eb70 No.39356
49eb70 No.39358
>>39357
>soundless webms
kill yourself.
49eb70 No.39359
>>39358
Only if you do it first.
49eb70 No.39360
>>39359
>pic
well, i am drawing people from this board right now
also i'll only do it if you buy me dinner.
49eb70 No.39362
>>39361
you still have to go back.
49eb70 No.39363
>>39362
And backeth I go.
Backeth to the never-ending void of homework and school.
Lo' doest thou not seeth the contempt through mine own eyes?
49eb70 No.39364
>>39363
no, but i do see your butt.
lick
49eb70 No.39365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rIguM71LQI
Ahh, it's nice to finally have the board back!
49eb70 No.39366
>>39365
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
rip
rate pic related.
49eb70 No.39368
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>39367
not my type of music.
try this.
that image is gonna soon be after every sentence on this board.
49eb70 No.39369
>>39368
Foxy is going to make it optional, right?
49eb70 No.39370
49eb70 No.39371
>>39370
Welp, time to quit then.
We had a good run.
49eb70 No.39372
>>39371
i'll probably hand it out as a custom theme you can install.
49eb70 No.39373
>>39372
Good!
The desu~ was fun, but it would get extremely annoying if it was every day.
49eb70 No.39374
>>39373
>the images don't work as a custom theme
well rip to that
49eb70 No.39375
>>39374
Nothing of importance was lost
49eb70 No.39376
>>39375
b-but i was doing a nice thing…
49eb70 No.39377
>>39376
I'm sure that foxy would love it, yes.
49eb70 No.39382
>>39381
yes, now cmere with that butt.
49eb70 No.39383
>>39382
And what are you going to do with it?
49eb70 No.39386
>>39384
It's going to taste like ass, dummy.
>>39385
You bet we are!
49eb70 No.39387
>>39386
but everyone's butts taste differently!
49eb70 No.39389
>>39387
I can guarantee that it'll taste like poop.
Unless you're a poop connoisseur, I'd advise against it.
49eb70 No.39390
>>39388
of all people, i wasn't expecting the Christian conservative to listen to nigger music.
>>39389
well clean it out, dork!
49eb70 No.39391
>>39388
Not my sort of thing, really.
>>39390
Too much work.
49eb70 No.39392
>>39391
fine, i'll do it for you, just get in the bath with me.
49eb70 No.39393
>>39390
I ain't that crazy, y'know. New rap sucks though.
49eb70 No.39394
>>39393
wait, how is not listening to nigger music, which, let's be honest, is jewish brainwashing of young people, crazy?
49eb70 No.39395
>>39392
No way, it'd be too cramped.
And plus, I don't want you snooping around down there.
49eb70 No.39396
>>39395
you're mean… even Ese let me do it.
49eb70 No.39397
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>39394
Some of it is woke, plus "It's not what goes into the mouth that defiles a man, but what comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man."
49eb70 No.39398
>>39396
I'll just have to be the mean one, then.
49eb70 No.39399
>want to complain
>don't want to bother people with my complaining
what the fuck am i meant to do.
49eb70 No.39400
>>39399
Fix the problem that you want to complain about, so you'll no longer have anything to complain about.
49eb70 No.39401
>>39399
It's not complaining the first time.
49eb70 No.39402
>>39400
unfortunately, fixing it is not really an option.
well, i'm slowly working on it, but it will take months.
and that is part of the problem.
49eb70 No.39403
>>39401
but i already spoke about it, sort of, yesterday.
49eb70 No.39404
>>39403
Well then unless you've done something to improve your situation, or there's new information, then it's complaining.
49eb70 No.39405
>>39404
>new information
well, he's not breaking up with me.
aside from that, we're back in the same position we were at.
he's still never around, i still miss him and, by the time he does actually find some time for me, years will have passed.
so, literally a loveless relationship.
49eb70 No.39406
>>39402
Have you brought this up with him?
49eb70 No.39407
>>39406
yup.
basically, his answer was
something something you can just look forward to the little time we do spend together, get over it you brat, something something.
49eb70 No.39408
>>39405
Then what even makes it worthwhile?
49eb70 No.39409
>>39408
the fact that, in theory, at some point, after he finishes school and has a place, he can take care of me.
because i sure as fuck can't provide for myself, and no one else will, that's for damn sure.
49eb70 No.39410
>>39407
I don't know how to feel about that.
On one hand, people can be very busy.
On the other, if he can't make time for you, does he really have any business being in a relationship like that?
Also, with how unstable this relationship seems, you should really try to find a way and provide for yourself.
49eb70 No.39411
>>39409
It's not as if it takes a special kind of person to take care of themselves until someone better comes along.
49eb70 No.39412
>>39410
i don't blame him for being busy, but he keeps finding reasons for himself not to be around.
and i know i should, but considering that i'll probably fail high school, i doubt i even can.
>>39411
see above.
49eb70 No.39413
>>39412
There are lots of jobs a person can get without having finished school. Admittedly it's a lot harder now than it was before our time, but they're still there.
49eb70 No.39414
>>39413
that's the thing. in america, sure, but not in Lith.
and i can't get to america with just a hs diploma.
49eb70 No.39415
>>39412
Maybe you two breaking up is for the best?
49eb70 No.39416
>>39415
again, it means i'm stuck in Lith, working for 2 bucks an hour all my life, and no one else is gonna take care of me, that's for sure.
49eb70 No.39417
>>39416
That's why you have to learn to take care of yourself. Because nobody is going to do that for you.
49eb70 No.39419
>>39417
>learn
yeah, that's not easy.
honestly, on a minimum wage, i can't afford an apartment, or anything, really.
i'm probably gonna fail high school, too, so i'm fucked.
it's less about learning, as i can cook, clean and otherwise, if i had money, i'd be fine. it's just the money and the country i live in.
49eb70 No.39420
>>39419
How are you so certain you're going to fail school? It's mostly just showing up.
49eb70 No.39421
>>39420
the requirements for our lith exam are borderline luck-based.
49eb70 No.39423
>>39421
Yeah, I think you said that already, and said that like 10% of people fail it every year or something; that's negligible.
49eb70 No.39424
>>39422
same to you, darling.
49eb70 No.39425
>>39424
Why are you responding?
49eb70 No.39427
>>39425
because we have to welcome our guests, don't we?
that's my job here.
>>39423
this is just you clinging to the delusion that somehow i'm smart.
49eb70 No.39428
>>39426
What's the matter?
>>39427
Compulsory education is by design something that basically everyone should be able to get through, even if they're kinda dumb.
49eb70 No.39429
>>39428
That was me goofball.
49eb70 No.39430
>>39429
You should put your name up!
49eb70 No.39431
>>39419
And what caused you to fail high school, again?
>>39429
I don't know, the question still stands.
Who would respond to you?
Kidding.
49eb70 No.39432
>>39430
Am I a but too shitposty as an anon?
Also.
>>39418
49eb70 No.39433
>>39431
Hardy har har har.
Are you looking forward to Psychonaughts 2?
49eb70 No.39434
>>39431
lith exam is luck based and dumb, and also i am mentally retarded.
49eb70 No.39435
>>39433
Yeah, I am.
I still need to finish the first, but it hates my computer. I might just pick it up for ps2 instead.
49eb70 No.39436
>>39435
>hates your PC
What are you playing on a toaster?
49eb70 No.39437
>>39436
Your computer is a rock if mine is a toaster.
>>39434
If the exam is dumb, it should be easy, no?
That isn't an excuse.
49eb70 No.39438
>>39437
It's about 5 years old and can barely play Japanese doujin games.
And somehow lags while playing DOOM on Dosbox.
But, I can play System Shock 2 just fine oddly.
So, you're partially correct.
49eb70 No.39439
Also, how in the hell can a Visual Novel lag?
I have no clue. But they can apparently.
49eb70 No.39440
>>39432
No, but if I think you're trying to start something, I just won't feed into it!
I'm not interested in RE.
49eb70 No.39441
>>39438
Ah.
Well, some of the higher resolution ones can be a bit more intensive, I guess? My old XP machine from 2004 never had any issues with things like that, though.
Is it a laptop?
49eb70 No.39442
>>39440
But you get to gun down African zombies~
You'll be like Moon man!
49eb70 No.39443
>>39441
I've only had laptops.
Every time I ask my dad to help me build one.
He just throws up his arms and gives up. There's a Desktop in my front room but you have to flip a coin for it to turn on.
Truly, I live in computer hell.
49eb70 No.39444
>>39443
I could help you!
They're really quite easy to build.
49eb70 No.39445
>>39444
I need money first and I spent it all on guns.
So, you foot the money. I'll join you.
49eb70 No.39446
>>39443
Depending on how old it is, there should be guides to put your desktop together.
But make sure you don't neglect to wear an ESD bracelet while doing so. Very important!
49eb70 No.39447
>>39446
I'm going to make one more pass and try to make it a project with my dad.
Let's see how that goes though.
49eb70 No.39448
>>39445
I didn't know you were the sort for guns.
Sounds like you just want a free computer to me!
49eb70 No.39449
>>39448
It would actually be nice to play a RPG without getting "your computer crashed".
Plus, I have no money. So, once I get a job I'll build a awesome computer that let me make shitposts in .2nanoseconds.
49eb70 No.39450
>>39446
I've never bothered with one.
49eb70 No.39451
>>39447
Take your time. Deffo take care to follow each step.
49eb70 No.39452
>>39449
The shitpost-omatic 6000!
Truly an advanced machine!
49eb70 No.39453
>>39451
Can we see a pic of yours?
>>39452
What if I told you it exist and it works like nukemail?
49eb70 No.39456
>>39455
Is it just a spambot?
49eb70 No.39457
>>39456
Yes!
anyways, how was your day?
49eb70 No.39458
I love each and every one of you. You're all so kind and being cute is a huge plus on all of you. Good job and keep it up! n-not that you have to try or anything
49eb70 No.39460
>>39457
That's a tough one.
I'll just say that it was alright, it's not worth going into~
How was yours?
49eb70 No.39462
>>39460
It was boring.
But I got a lot of study time in today and tomorrow I can rest and actually go have some fun!
Are you free for the weekend?
49eb70 No.39463
>>39462
So a pretty typical day, then.
Enjoy yourself tomorrow!
I should be free, yes, other than a possible movie on saturday night. Unless it get roped into something, which isn't unlikely.
49eb70 No.39464
>>39463
A date?
With whom maybe the lucky man?
49eb70 No.39465
>>39464
A friend, maybe a few others.
I'm not too sure who all is coming, really.
49eb70 No.39466
fox can i ask a favor of you, in private.
49eb70 No.39467
>>39465
Ah, that's so boring!
What movie?
Ghost in the Shell?
49eb70 No.39468
>>39467
You'll find my social life isn't very interesting.
kimi no na wa
49eb70 No.39470
>>39469
?
Are you disappointed?
49eb70 No.39471
fox you dumb nigger get on steam i swear to god.
49eb70 No.39472
>>39470
Yes, very!
>>39471
But I don't' wanna!
49eb70 No.39473
fox i'm not fucking joking.
49eb70 No.39474
>>39472
My apologies that my friend's movie tastes aren't to your satisfaction.
A complaint has been placed, and will be addressed within 5 business days.
But why?
49eb70 No.39475
so how are you guys doing today?
49eb70 No.39476
>>39475
What was the secret thing!
49eb70 No.39477
>>39476
oh nothing.
is it bad to be worried that your ex bf will kill himself without you.
he's a dick but i don't want him dead.
49eb70 No.39478
>>39477
Something….
That's obviously not a bad thing you worry about.
49eb70 No.39479
>>39478
To worry about****
49eb70 No.39480
guess not bad per se, just should move on.
49eb70 No.39481
habits die hard, don't they?
it'll take a while.
jesus…
49eb70 No.39482
>>39481
Just do what you're able.
49eb70 No.39484
what am i gonna fucking do.
49eb70 No.39485
I give up on done studying.
Hopefully exam will be easy..
49eb70 No.39487
>>39485
hope it works, man.
>>39486
just broke up.
49eb70 No.39488
>>39487
I seriously think you made the right decision.
You're free now, you know.
49eb70 No.39489
>>39487
Eh, material isn't hard.
I've just dread the fact that I have to go to lab with people.
49eb70 No.39490
>>39488
free, sure, but to do what.
>>39489
>people
oh god why.
49eb70 No.39491
>>39490
That's the beauty.
Whatever the hell you want!
Read a book, learn something new, work on a project, play vidya, the possibilities are endless.
The joys of having little to no obligations!
49eb70 No.39492
>>39490
These people are special too.
So, I'm going to read a book instead of listening to them argue about Trump.
49eb70 No.39493
>>39491
i need friends.
where do i find friends.
i honestly have no idea where to even begin.
>>39492
so, basically, they're like most people out there?
49eb70 No.39494
>>39493
Don't know what most people are like.
But three of them are typical college liberal girls and one is a beta cuck. Rest I don't really care.
49eb70 No.39495
>>39493
I'm at a loss for that, really.
Friends are usually a random occurrence, not something you search out for. At least in my experience. I would say that school would be a good place to start, but I know how you feel about the people there, and there isn't much time left for that at all.
49eb70 No.39499
>>39497
You'll be fine~
Eventually you don't feel a thing!
>>39498
Grab the shotgun
But really, probably defend myself with a broom and interrogate.
49eb70 No.39500
>>39499
i don't know about that.
49eb70 No.39501
>>39499
Which shotgun?
I have 27.
49eb70 No.39502
>>39500
Your mileage may vary.
But things stop impacting you as much as they do now.
Then again, this is just from experience, so take it with a grain of salt. My opinion isn't the only one.
>>39501
I'm not too sure what kind it is.
I just remember shooting skeet a few times with one, I believe we have 2.
49eb70 No.39503
>>39502
I'm playing the Resident Evil Otome game.
It looks corny since the stills are from the game. Who should I go with?
Leon or Chris?
49eb70 No.39504
>>39503
Post artwork for either one.
Gut feeling says Chris since he's HUGE in some of the games
49eb70 No.39505
>>39504
I'm about to get kidnapped.
So, let's see how far this goes.
49eb70 No.39506
>>39505
He's clearly just a tad awkward.
Give the poor boy a chance!
49eb70 No.39507
>>39506
He's a bit brutish.
He threw the sign on the ground and yelled at me.
So, he's totally not getting in my pants.
49eb70 No.39508
>>39507
RIP Beret.
He never scored ;_;
49eb70 No.39509
>>39508
Polite gentlemen>brutes
This is how things work!
49eb70 No.39510
>>39509
Yes, but some people don't know better!
Anyways, hopefully the next guy is better.
49eb70 No.39511
>>39510
Well, the twist is he might be gay.
49eb70 No.39513
>>39511
The plot thickens!
49eb70 No.39514
>>39513
Well, At least I'm not going to get raped by muscly Austrian man!
49eb70 No.39516
Gotta give the guy credit though.
He's like a bad Dr.Evil impersonator.
49eb70 No.39518
what the fuck am i doing with my life
49eb70 No.39519
>>39518
Not studying.
Go study.
49eb70 No.39521
>>39520
Studying is proven effective to help you forget the upcoming existential crisis you're about to have.
49eb70 No.39522
>>39521
actually that's just gonna make me sad.
49eb70 No.39523
>>39522
Welp, nothing will make you happy.
What a twist!
49eb70 No.39524
>>39523
you don't gotta be mean about it
49eb70 No.39525
>>39524
Buuuuttttt mmmmmoooooooommmmm.
49eb70 No.39526
>>39525
no butts about it, unless you mean your own.
lick
49eb70 No.39527
>>39526
No licks.
Licks are for cummies only.
49eb70 No.39528
>>39527
but your butt is tasty.
i'm avoiding fapping because that always releases hormones and makes me really submissive, which would result in bad things now.
49eb70 No.39530
>>39529
pucker up that boyhole, cutie.
49eb70 No.39531
>>39530
Why are you so horny all the sudden?
49eb70 No.39532
>>39531
bc you mentioned butts.
49eb70 No.39534
>>39533
take off your skirt, gaydo.
49eb70 No.39535
>>39534
It's not bed time yet!
49eb70 No.39536
>>39535
i'll make it bedtime.
49eb70 No.39537
>>39536
What does that mean!?
49eb70 No.39538
>>39537
i'll take off your clothes, wear you out, then we can cuddle under the sheets until we fall asleep.
49eb70 No.39539
>>39538
I'll wear you out before you wear me out.
49eb70 No.39540
>>39539
it usually takes me 20 minutes to climax, so good luck.
49eb70 No.39541
>>39540
>20 minutes.
from what sort of masturbation?
49eb70 No.39542
So how was the hot steamy Leon sex, foxy?
49eb70 No.39543
>>39541
anal+regular.
just normal takes me half an hour.
49eb70 No.39544
>>39542
Dreamy.
But I'm a total slut and a bimbo apparently.
49eb70 No.39546
>>39544
Just look at that handsome face.
Anybody would fall for that.
49eb70 No.39547
>>39545
try me, nerd.
do it.
i dare you.
49eb70 No.39548
>>39546
He's strong too.
So, he princess carries you around and all that.
The MC is annoying so I gave up reading the game.
49eb70 No.39550
>>39548
Sounds perfect?
That's what made you stop? Not the rest of the nonsense?
What will you do now?
49eb70 No.39551
>>39549
i-is this close enough?
49eb70 No.39552
>>39550
Well, there was no music and so my thoughts were bouncing back and forth. Worth a read if you care enough for a ironic slut bimbo as the MC.
"OMG Jenna is such a bitch! Why am I friends with her?"
I suppose talk to you and Emi and listen to music.
49eb70 No.39553
>>39551
You need a cuter avatar.
49eb70 No.39554
>>39553
fuck you, HD3's cute as shit.
49eb70 No.39555
>>39554
>says you
You know who else is cute?
Chrom
49eb70 No.39556
>>39552
I think I'll give it a pass.
I've only read 2 otome games, and the MC in one of them was so useless to the point where it frustrates me.
The other one we do not mention.
Have a song, then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiN85JC9Ds
49eb70 No.39557
>>39555
but i have no social life
the one from Fire Emblem?
49eb70 No.39558
>>39556
Oh?
What Otome game did you read?
Sweet Fuse?
49eb70 No.39559
>>39557
Yes, Lucina a cute too.
49eb70 No.39560
>>39558
Hakuoki: Demon of the fleeting blossom.
The girl you play as can't do anything without one of her love interests around, so she gets to be pretty annoying.
It wasn't all bad, though.
49eb70 No.39561
>>39560
Yeah, that's a common complaint I have about otome games. At least my yuri novels have not annoying main protagonist..
That game's sequel will get a Vita release this year actually. Looking forward honestly.
49eb70 No.39562
>>39561
There's quite a few games in the series, from what I understand.
There's even a beat 'em up around somewhere!
Hijikata is best boy.
49eb70 No.39566
>>39565
i never said anything.
49eb70 No.39568
>>39566
No, but you did imply it homolust.
49eb70 No.39569
>>39567
Looks like a long haired ken doll.
49eb70 No.39571
>>39569
It's fine.
He's dead by now, anyways.
49eb70 No.39572
>>39570
I'll lick you back.
49eb70 No.39573
>>39571
Remember you killed him.
49eb70 No.39575
>>39573
Good.
From what I remember, he was suffering~
49eb70 No.39578
>>39575
Have I revealed the hidden side of Ran-sama?
49eb70 No.39580
>>39579
o-only if i can lick your butt afterwards.
49eb70 No.39581
>>39578
What do you mean by that?
49eb70 No.39582
>>39580
Anal licking is gross.
49eb70 No.39583
>>39581
You want to put down the sick!
Truly, you're a nazi!
49eb70 No.39584
>>39582
no it isn't, nerd.
49eb70 No.39585
>>39584
Dicks are cleaner!
49eb70 No.39586
>>39583
Only if it's their choice.
I don't think euthanasia is that bad, really.
Sieg Heil!
49eb70 No.39587
>>39585
we'll clean your butt out before that.
49eb70 No.39588
>>39586
Doctor Kevorkian!
Who is ironically Jewish!
NAZI!
49eb70 No.39590
>>39589
because no one else will consent.
49eb70 No.39591
>>39588
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it?
49eb70 No.39593
>>39592
but they're degenerates.
also, i love you
49eb70 No.39596
>>39594
My fate is in your hands, then.
Be gentle!
49eb70 No.39597
>>39595
traps can love foxes!
49eb70 No.39598
>>39596
Not all bad.
The guy that lead the U-boat campaign became chancellor of Germany.
49eb70 No.39599
>>39597
Foxes also run fast.
49eb70 No.39600
>>39598
Oh, so there's still hope for me.
That's relieving.
49eb70 No.39605
>>39603
How do you plan on that?
49eb70 No.39606
>>39605
i'm fast too.
also
>post in /kind/ contact thread
>literally just list my interest and discord
>get banned again
49eb70 No.39607
>>39606
What do you do that admin?
49eb70 No.39608
>>39607
i once posted something too lewd in the lewd thread and he's banned me after every post since then.
49eb70 No.39610
>>39608
Make a thread and call him a cuck!
49eb70 No.39612
>>39610
he's just gonna ban me for ban evasion.
49eb70 No.39614
>>39612
Homo.
>>39613
Much better.
49eb70 No.39616
>>39614
I take it Matthew is pure, and not for lewd?
49eb70 No.39619
>>39616
It's hard to have a pure waifu when she's as popular as Hestia.
49eb70 No.39620
>>39618
I'll spoil you if I do~
49eb70 No.39621
how do i even begin looking for someone else?
49eb70 No.39624
>>39619
Ah, I understand.
That filename made me chuckle.
49eb70 No.39626
>>39623
i'm sorry…
i'll leave.
49eb70 No.39629
>>39625
It doesn't bother me at all.
I much prefer the cute, though.
49eb70 No.39630
>>39628
I bully you with my dick.
49eb70 No.39631
>>39629
>I much prefer the cute, though.
49eb70 No.39632
>>39630
actually the problem is that you don't.
49eb70 No.39633
>>39631
Fine fine, have your lewds.
49eb70 No.39634
>>39632
You caught me.
I'm a girl and I have no dick. Currently trying to see Ran's two Jimmy Johns.
49eb70 No.39636
>>39633
At first I thought see was urinating.
Good thing she wasn't..
49eb70 No.39638
>>39636
You're a silly one.
Do you actually want to see them?
49eb70 No.39640
>>39638
I'm concerned now..
49eb70 No.39642
>>39641
he's shocked you actually have two dicks.
49eb70 No.39644
>>39643
But I've just now returned!
49eb70 No.39645
>>39642
He knows I don't.
>>39643
Good night.
49eb70 No.39646
>>39644
i'm still here, more lonely than ever.
>>39643
night.
49eb70 No.39647
>>39646
But people have been posting with you.
49eb70 No.39648
>>39647
it's cause of the breakup.
49eb70 No.39649
>>39648
I figured, but there's not much else we can say about that.
49eb70 No.39650
>>39649
true.
i have no clue what to do.
i feel like i should meet new people, but i don't know where to look.
49eb70 No.39651
>>39650
I can't really add anything of value there, either. Everyone I'm friends with, I either worked with or met from the internet.
49eb70 No.39652
>>39651
well yeah, internet.
where do i meet internet people.
49eb70 No.39653
>ex unsubscribed from me on youtube
good to know he has his priorities straight.
i thought he said he was gonna kill himself without me.
49eb70 No.39654
>>39652
That's just something I got lucky on when a political website I browse started meetup groups. I don't know where you hang out other than anonymous imageboards.
>>39653
Usually people only say that kind of thing for manipulation reasons.
49eb70 No.39655
>>39654
that's the thing, nowhere. i don't really hang out anywhere else. no one else wants me around.
probably, yeah…
49eb70 No.39656
>>39655
Well then you might have to put some effort into changing something. I don't know what that would be, but presumably you have some idea why you think people don't want you.
49eb70 No.39657
>>39656
i'm trying. i have been for a year now.
i wasted a fucking year of my life on this shit.
49eb70 No.39658
>>39657
You'll figure something out, I'm sure. I'm sure fixing your attitude will be more than half of it. I don't know how you can intentionally go about being more positive, but it's worth forcing until it sticks.
I've eaten, so I'm going to bed now.
49eb70 No.39660
>>39659
You should probably go, too.
49eb70 No.39662
49eb70 No.39664
look, there's only a handful of people who know that I post here, and of all people, would come seek me out, on anon no less.
Be less obvious, mate.
49eb70 No.39665
oh look, my new boyfriend came in the mail.
too soon?
49eb70 No.39666
fuck, this thing's ripped, too.
49eb70 No.39667
jesus christ why did i buy this thing again.
Fox, you dick.
get it? dick?
49eb70 No.39669
>>39668
that's the incorrect way of thinking.
It's not too big, you're too small.
49eb70 No.39671
>>39670
Just a mysterious anon!
49eb70 No.39672
>>39671
i don't trust you, mysterious anon. your appearance here today is too coincidental.
49eb70 No.39675
>>39674
>caring about /pol/
49eb70 No.39676
>>39673
let's see…
i break up with my boyfriend, who knows i hang out here.
and the next day, an "anon" comes to a dead board, when it's not on the homepage, when no one else is around? that doesn't happen.
also, considering an "anon" called out specifically for me, there's more than enough reason to distrust anyone anonymous.
49eb70 No.39677
>>39676
It's me silly
Sorry, bad time to poke fun.
I don't know about the other anon though.
49eb70 No.39678
>>39677
don't do things, man…
jeez.
i mean, god, my name is The Paranoid Missus. The Missus part is gone now, so it's literally just "The Paranoid."
49eb70 No.39679
>>39678
Sorry, I'm too used to Fox being able to tell.
Also, this place isn't as popular as you think. I don't see other anons posting very often at all.
49eb70 No.39680
>>39679
that's what i mean.
no one ever comes.
so for a random anon to come by would be way too coincidental.
49eb70 No.39681
>>39680
It is a little suspicious.
But! It seems like they've run off, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.
49eb70 No.39682
>>39681
it was one am when they posted, so he's either asleep or actually offed himself.
49eb70 No.39683
>>39682
Who knows?
Anyways, I have some things to take care of in the coming minutes.
Enjoy your evening!
49eb70 No.39684
>>39683
aww.
guess i'll go to the store, buy some ice cream and coke. see ya.
49eb70 No.39685
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
about as dead as my hopes and dreams.
49eb70 No.39686
i wonder what's worse.
leaving your partner without having a plan for your life, or leading them along while looking for someone else.
49eb70 No.39687
>finally finished for the week
>can't do anything with the board
>8chan still doesn't show /imouto/
T-thanks?
49eb70 No.39688
>>39687
doesn't show?
on the mod page, you mean? yeah, that's still ded.
also welcome back.
49eb70 No.39689
>>39687
Omedetou
>>39686
Leading somebody on is never good.
49eb70 No.39690
>>39689
tis why i didn't do it.
i'd rather fuck up my life and kill myself than do that and become like an actual woman.
49eb70 No.39691
>>39688
Well, it seems that my nightmare with computers is still on-going.
Oh well, hows the game coming?
>>39689
Wastashi wa kitsune.
49eb70 No.39693
>>39690
That's good!
>>39691
Usotsuki.
49eb70 No.39694
>>39692
Coincidentally, I'm also looking at Aliexpress.
It keeps thinking I'm a girl.
>>39693
是吗？
49eb70 No.39695
>>39691
You're more of a weeb than I am, yet you failed at typing "watashi", Foxpls.
49eb70 No.39696
>>39695
Wastashi is the polite form of "I" in Japanese.
But since I know Ran-sama. It would be boku or atashi.
49eb70 No.39697
Fox, do me a favor.
tell me if the ids of these two posts match up.
>>39662
>>28851
>>39694
that's because you are.
49eb70 No.39699
>>39694
私の中国語が悪い。
英語を話して下さい。
元気ですか？
49eb70 No.39700
>>39696
It's watashi, without a second s
49eb70 No.39701
>>39698
well now i'm just confused.
either he has dynamic ids
or someone else from my past knows i exist here.
49eb70 No.39703
>>39699
YOU'RE CHINESE????
WHO KNEW!
49eb70 No.39704
>>39702
look fuck off man, i literally cannot tell anons apart.
fucking kill yourself.
49eb70 No.39705
>>39703
Eh?
No, I'm still very white.
49eb70 No.39706
>>39700
I had a really long day today.
So you'll have to forgive….
>>39701
He has dynamic IPs.
49eb70 No.39708
>>39706
most likely.
i just wanna buy bloomers on aliexpress and watch some anime, man.
49eb70 No.39709
>>39705
I was about to say.
Usually the character no is used as of. So, reading that first bit made it look a bit odd.
49eb70 No.39711
>>39707
Then no soup for you.
>>39708
Buy me a dildo instead.
49eb70 No.39712
>>39709
>私の中国語が悪い。
私の is also used for "my"
so
>My chinese is bad
49eb70 No.39713
>>39712
>Japanese sentence conjugation
我的日文不好。
中文很容易！
49eb70 No.39714
>>39710
STOP DOING THAT.
dude, i'm sorry, i'm on edge lately. please forgive me.
>>39711
if my butt's too small for it, so is yours.
it did fit eventually, but it's still too big for my mouth, so i just look like pic related
>>39712
Mynk iš čia, kinietis atsirado bliat.
49eb70 No.39715
>>39711
Do not take away one of the few joys in life that keep me from killing myself.
49eb70 No.39716
>>39714
>It's to small for my mouth.
How tall are you?
49eb70 No.39717
>>39716
6"8', or a bit under that.
49eb70 No.39718
>>39715
You need to take over Africa.
It will help with those thoughts.
49eb70 No.39719
>>39713
>英語を話して下さい。
Do you not listen?
>>39714
It's fine!
Just take it as a way of me telling you to chill out.
49eb70 No.39721
>>39720
no, 8 foot 6 inches.
49eb70 No.39722
>>39721
That's a massive dick.
How do you walk around with that?
49eb70 No.39723
>>39719
All I see is 英文 and 话。
49eb70 No.39724
>>39723
>Please speak english
49eb70 No.39725
>>39722
it's why i never leave the house.
49eb70 No.39726
>>39721
Your foot notation and inch notation are in the wrong location…
49eb70 No.39727
>>39718
Maybe you can help with the evil spirits in my head?
49eb70 No.39728
>>39726
it's a joke, ya dolt.
5 foot 8.
49eb70 No.39730
>>39727
There's spirits in your head and they won't go?
49eb70 No.39731
>>39729
Am I going to have to whack you?
49eb70 No.39732
>>39728
Sooo, did the hormones stunt your height?
49eb70 No.39733
>>39731
Would it be ethical?
49eb70 No.39734
>>39733
It's ethical to whack punks, yes.
49eb70 No.39736
Fox please put your trip on.
>>39732
no. just gave me hips and slight boobs.
who are you.
49eb70 No.39737
>>39736
I'm feeling a bit anonymous today.
So, I'm good.
49eb70 No.39739
>>39738
Only if you give me face to face lessons.
49eb70 No.39740
>>39739
Alright, once I'm confident in my abilities, I'll do that.
49eb70 No.39741
>>39739
i'll give ya some face to face lessons all right.
49eb70 No.39742
49eb70 No.39743
>>39742
i'd rather get a fox tail than that.
49eb70 No.39744
>>39741
Take a picture of the dildo in your mouth.
I'm curious now…
49eb70 No.39745
>>39730
Yes, that is why they call me Benjamin Breeg.
49eb70 No.39746
>>39744
jesus christ you perv.
fine, but only if you tell me who you fucking are, man, i don't recognize your pics.
49eb70 No.39747
>>39743
It's actually cute to see the videos.
49eb70 No.39748
>>39742
I'd need 9 to make it authentic.
Also, if it's made of metal, wouldn't that be awfully cold?
49eb70 No.39749
>>39745
I thought your name was sven?
49eb70 No.39750
>>39749
If only I was born in 1600s, and even then I'd rather be Torsten Stålhandske.
49eb70 No.39751
>>39746
Badfox?
Do you not recognize Matthew?
>>39748
A lady in a sex shop told me that you can warm them up safely and they're quite sterile…
Which is what you want..
49eb70 No.39752
>>39750
How would a mere mortal and not an elf pronounce that?
49eb70 No.39753
>>39742
Oh, that would make sense.
Warm is better for that sort of thing.
What were you doing in a sex shop, by the way?
49eb70 No.39754
>>39751
you post pretty much whoever you want, man.
i remember pics, not characters, in your case.
sorry, i'm honest to god retarded.
49eb70 No.39755
>>39752
Come on, that's easier than German to pronounce.
49eb70 No.39756
>>39753
I was there because I was with my gf and I told her that I've never been to one before.
49eb70 No.39757
>>39756
Did she buy you anything?
49eb70 No.39758
>>39756
>fox
>dating a girl
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAG.
>>39757
THIS.
49eb70 No.39759
>>39754
If you were retarded you'd be Russian.
Which, I'm assuming you're not Russian.
>>39755
Says you!
49eb70 No.39760
>>39757
Yes. But nothing interesting if I recall.
49eb70 No.39761
>>39760
Boo.
And here I finally thought you'd found another kinklord to go out with you.
49eb70 No.39762
>>39759
It's not even that hard, try Khoisan click language.
49eb70 No.39763
i hope you weren't expecting anything remotely attractive, fox.
49eb70 No.39764
>>39761
Well, she was pretty plain and vanilla.
The furthest she got was telling me I'd look good as a trap.
49eb70 No.39766
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>>39765
w-what was so funny about it?!
49eb70 No.39767
>>39766
Looks like you're eating a Popsicle.
49eb70 No.39768
>>39764
How dull.
Vanilla is nice, though.
49eb70 No.39769
>>39765
Swahili isn't that hard as it's just spelling out words, try clicking every now and then at different parts of words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WO5XabD-s
49eb70 No.39770
>>39767
i mean, that's what dicks are.
big hard popsicles that give you cummies.
49eb70 No.39771
>>39768
And here I thought everyone would chime in and say "trap for us fox!"
>>39769
Have you actually practiced it?
49eb70 No.39772
>>39770
Ohhh, I just had a good thought.
I think it's a good idea honestly…
49eb70 No.39773
>>39771
we can both trap together, man.
49eb70 No.39775
>>39771
Oh, is that what you wanted to hear?
Trap for us, then!
49eb70 No.39776
what else should i buy on aliexpress?
49eb70 No.39777
>>39774
I'm sure you can get my interpret my thoughts~
49eb70 No.39778
>>39771
Nope, I just saw the clicking language in a document once, and it caught my attention, also when I was at tenerife I went to the island of La Gomera and heard some whistle language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0CIRCjoICA
They've made the language one of those Unesco things and they teach it at the island.
49eb70 No.39779
>>39775
No!
Besides, what would I trap with?
49eb70 No.39780
>>39777
i understand what you're implying, but please provide specifics.
while i technically could make a webm of me riding that dildo in a skirt, i'm not that kind of slut.
>>39779
i'll buy you clothes if you trap for us.
49eb70 No.39782
>>39779
Darn, foiled again!
You'd have to buy clothes, clearly.
And shave, if you don't do that already..
49eb70 No.39783
>>39780
I feel bad if people buy me things!
49eb70 No.39784
>>39782
I have a lot of hair.
Just like you!
49eb70 No.39785
>>39783
it's okay, you're cute.
49eb70 No.39786
>>39781
They just learn how to whistle certain parts of words, so they can practically speak any language by the use of that, it's like Asian languages and how they have like 1 letter containing 3 latin-based letters.
It's pretty interesting.
49eb70 No.39787
So Fox, what WAS the idea you had for me?
49eb70 No.39789
>>39784
Eh, that's way too much work then.
Plus, I think you're a bit too tall to pull it off.
49eb70 No.39790
>>39786
Honestly, it's amazing how all languages have the same overlap in phonics.
Eh, common ancestor!
49eb70 No.39791
>>39789
I'm about average height for an American.
But I slouch so because of that I'm 1 inch below 6 foot
49eb70 No.39792
49eb70 No.39793
>>39790
But they're generally using Sylbo whistling to speak Spanish, but the old language that they used to speak by using that must have died off.
>>39791
Small.
49eb70 No.39794
49eb70 No.39795
>>39791
Wait, really?
Average is 5ft10 or something.
I thought you were 6ft2 or something.
49eb70 No.39796
>>39792
dildo in cat lingerie.
Jeez.
>>39793
Excuse me for not being part nephlim!
49eb70 No.39797
>>39796
okay, sure!
explain in detail what you want to see.
no face reveal, and i'm probably not doing anything TOO lewd.
49eb70 No.39798
>>39795
If I straighten up my back I'd be around 6'2".
But, slouching feels good.
49eb70 No.39799
>>39796
Nephlim?
Excuse me, they know me by the name Surtr.
49eb70 No.39800
>>39798
You slouch that much?
You should stand up straighter! You're gonna mess up your back if you keep doing that.
49eb70 No.39801
>>39797
Well, okay.
You in cat lingerie trying dildo?
49eb70 No.39802
>>39801
more specific, man.
where's the dildo, how would you see it, the angle.
draw it in ms paint if you want.
49eb70 No.39803
>>39799
You're actually Loki and you had sex as a Mare.
49eb70 No.39804
>>39800
My back is bad!
I have scoliosis and if I stand up straight for too long I get real tired.
49eb70 No.39805
>>39802
in your butt.
Hope you have lube~
49eb70 No.39806
>>39805
only if you draw it in ms paint.
49eb70 No.39807
>>39804
I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully it doesn't effect you too much down the line.
49eb70 No.39808
>>39807
Well, I was thinking about using ancient Chinese medicine.
49eb70 No.39809
>>39803
Dare thee call me a half-breed jötunn?
I do not console with such peasants as the devil giant that I am.
49eb70 No.39811
>>39808
That sounds shady. Be cautious if you do.
49eb70 No.39813
>>39810
will do.
no face tho. because fuck you.
and also on the ground because the suction cup makes it easier.
49eb70 No.39814
>>39811
Ah, but I want you to cosplay as to hearts too!
49eb70 No.39816
>>39813
Face was there for comedic value.
49eb70 No.39819
>>39817
I knew you're into that, perv.
49eb70 No.39820
>>39818
To hearts too.
A highschool VN with kawaii desu girls.
49eb70 No.39821
>>39819
But yuri is cuckolding!
49eb70 No.39822
>>39820
You want me to cosplay the game?
What character, I mean.
49eb70 No.39823
>>39821
You're cuckolding.
49eb70 No.39825
>>39823
I'm always the bull
49eb70 No.39826
>>39824
This one?
She's cute.
49eb70 No.39828
I have a missed call from Kenya.
49eb70 No.39829
>>39828
The prince needs some money.
49eb70 No.39830
>>39828
If you would have picked up, you would have heard this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
49eb70 No.39831
>>39826
Yes, she's a bit of a floozy though.
Lucy, Konomi and, Sarara are cute too.
>>39827
?!
You're a lie!
49eb70 No.39832
>>39828
sorry that was me.
49eb70 No.39833
>>39831
Your existence is a lie!
49eb70 No.39835
>>39829
You're thinking of Nigeria! I do assume it was likely some kind of scheme to get gibs out of me, though.
http://soundboard.ass-we-can.com/
>>39830
Isn't Elton dead, though?
>>39832
I'd like to know why you have my number.
49eb70 No.39836
>>39835
because you're cute
49eb70 No.39837
>>39834
What is that horrible thing?
Your history is a lie!
>>39835
Elton John?
I think he's still doing his things.
49eb70 No.39838
>>39837
A black history VN.
49eb70 No.39839
>>39831
How fitting.
Is this a roundabout way of you telling me to read it?
>>39835
A scam's a scam, no matter the origin.
I'm going to get a lot of use from that website, thanks.
49eb70 No.39840
>>39839
Possibly!
What VN are you reading anyways?
49eb70 No.39841
>>39836
You must want something from me, to be talking like that.
>>39837
Strange.
I must have been thinking of a similar guy.
>>39839
I hoped you would!
I highly recommend "Knocked out some jabroni" and, "At least it smells like it".
49eb70 No.39842
>>39841
i really just am trying to be nice.
49eb70 No.39843
>>39838
Oh, I think a certain meme is fitting for this about kings.
>>39841
Elton John didn't sing in that if I'm correct, could be wrong though.
49eb70 No.39844
>>39840
I'm currently not reading any!
I guess I'm still on Eden.
>>39841
I still love the classic
>Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door
49eb70 No.39845
>>39843
It is We Was Kangz. meme
Though, that game is partially true!
49eb70 No.39846
>>39845
Correct.
You're partially true.
49eb70 No.39847
>>39844
>>39844
Well!
Now that you're not reading anything perhaps a translation?
49eb70 No.39849
>>39847
Depends on what you're thinking of.
49eb70 No.39850
>>39842
There's nothing at all wrong with that.
>>39843
Oh, I thought he composed the whole soundtrack or something. I'm more than happy to defer to your knowledge on Disney-related matters, though.
>>39844
Was "Boss of this gym" what started it all, or just the first one that /jp/ became obsessed with?
49eb70 No.39851
>>39849
Monobeno?
That's if you're into loli.
The game has been out forever and there's no translation!
49eb70 No.39853
>>39848
Foxpls.
>>39850
Well, I don't really know at all, but possibly(???)
49eb70 No.39854
>>39850
That's the first one I saw and heard about, but I'm not too sure about the actual history of the whole thing.
It'd be interesting to find out, I think.
>>39851
How long is it?