No.1423
>>1409
>No nose
>That horrible pixel art
It's just… bad.
No.1424
>>1423
>Judging a game by one picture.
Yeah, no.
Soo Cubus is actually a pretty good game with frequent updates just about every week. The writing is good with some funny scenes. It also takes only a half-hour to beat, which is good in my book.
The art was just updated to be 100% pixel art. It's quite a change compared to the older versions, which had "regular" art.
No.1425
>>1423
Whilst i prefer the older non-pixel art scenes the dev is currently replacing with pixel art versions, the pixel art is actually very good IMHO.
I'll be keeping an eye on this one, seems great so far.
No.1428
>>1424
>Still no nose.
You're still not winning me here. Half the point of presentation is to post an image that will draw the user in. Bad pixel art with a character with no nose isn't going to do that.
Almost as bad as those 3D rendered RPG Maker games.
No.1429
anybody beaten this? or have the 2.3?
No.1441
>>1428
Yeah, yeah. You don't like the noses. You've already bitched about them. We get it.
How about instead of complaining for a third time, you go off somewhere private & whack off to your nose fetish without bothering us?
No.1444
>>1409
Bucky boy, let me tell you something. I'll call out bad crap like this because that's what it is, bad crap. If you don't like it, go back to that thread you have on ulmf where the same thing is said, no bloody nose.
If you're the creator and you're trying to drum up support for your game, you're going about it the wrong way. You need to have something competent to show off, not something crap that no one will like.
And my specific comment is that there is no nose, not that the existing one is bad. If you can't distinguish that kind of criticism, you're really gonna have a bad time when people provide feedback.
>>1425
>"Good Pixel Art."
You're taste is crap then, it looks like a dog's breakfast.
>>1424
>"100% Pixel art"
Even more reason not to play, and if you don't want me to judge by a single picture, post something actually good then.
No.1447
>>1423
>>1428
>>1444
Sure is summer in this thread…
No.1448
>>1447
>Summer
You need to spend more time in colder climates, mate.
No.1449
People actually responding to this particularly unintelligent individual from now on is just as responsible for the posts.
No.1456
No.1587
No.1633
>nigger fucking simulator
nothanks
No.1663
>>1633
Right? These Milksops wouldn't know good wolves if it hunted them in a forest and bit their arses off.
No.1953
there was a new update for this game
No.1960
Anyone managed to get all the keys?
No.2226
new update on the blog, anybody have the patreon?
No.2227
>>2226
>Still expecting this to be any good.
No.2242
>>2226
He post his shit in Legend of Furrys forum. Just google it.
No.2255
Just played and it fucking sucks, author needs to learn balance. $100 a day for rent when you can barely earn $100
No.2260
>>2255
You seem like you don't know shit about resource management.
>3 points to strenght, enough so you don't get screwed
>1 point to inteligence. You're a whore, you don't need those shitty bonus. Also, gollege is for fags
>spend all your money but the needs of your appartmen in charisma. This will get you enough moneys for the rest of the game.
No.2325
>>2255
its actually really easy to balance 100 a day, if by day 400 you're not 2000+ in reserve resources you're probably just not understanding the basic income process
CHR will give you more$$$
STR will give you less of a chance of losing $$$ in early engagemens
INT (basically LCK) will give you better chances at good things happening (like a free stat point, extra resource, etc.)
using this and continuing to pursue more resource return friendly actions (i.e. leave alley to go to gas station, etc.) you can easily surpass whats the minimum requirement
another good point to remember-if your stats are 25+ in each area, the 2nd level of the sewer/dungeon gives a reward that removes the need for basic income entirely-if you've played your cards right you should have enough money to buy /train your stats to that level and then complete it
its really just a basic dating/resource sim that uses extremely basic economics
hard mode though… thats a lot harder lol
No.2326
>>2325
>*400 should be 40, sorry
No.2327
>lol
God damn, I knew you were a Milksop but that's just…
No-one respectable EVER uses lol to finish their sentences. That's juvenile behavior that you use when you're 14 and new to the internet.
… I think I just figured out that terrible artstyle. A self-taught millennial who can't draw noses.
No.2348
>>2327
>insults someone using lol
>posts a retarded weeb image
lol winner
No.2349
>>2327
>>2348
Seriously. What a faggot lol
No.2379
>>2348
>Still not using proper etiquette.
And just when my opinion of you can't go any lower.
>Shitty weeb image
You know, for someone defending the shitty art style in this game, insulting anime is just sad really. Because the characters I post have noses.
No.2418
>>2379
You know, as good as LOTGH is, it really has one of the most pretentious fanbases around.
Honestly, you should spend less time being a knob on the internet and maybe get yourself some neuroleptics while you're at it.
No.2429
>>2418
Its just an attention thing theyre pulling
did you see the new update dropped? you can now interact with mindy in a limited capacity-have you gotten any of the interactions yet? something like 15 visits…
No.2431
>>2418
For Helvete's sake laddie, have you learned nothing? This is a terrible game you should stay away from.
Do yourself a favour and play something better, with a art style that doesn't make you want to hurl and characters with actual noses.
No.2623
>>2622
>Actual e-mail adress
>Bumped thread if he wanted to sage.
>Namefag.
Cuckchan is back that way, laddie.
No.4604
Looking for a link to his new game.Not feeling like waiting 1 month for the public release.
No.4612
>>4604
>Necroing the thread.
We just got this thread sunken down into the depths of the board where it could eventually fall off and go away but we just can't have that.
As I've stated time and time again, this game is shit and doesn't deserve to be here. So please go beg somewhere else.
No.4625
There is no problem with the shitload of threads about a hack like Akabur and his endless copycats that never finished a game.
Yet this get bash and hated for no real reason at least the guy updated his game frecuently.
No.4634
>>4625
Just ignore the guy. Anyways the dev of this game is working on a new one. It looks very promising and his art has improved a lot.
No.4636
>>4625
Someone hasn't
STOPED
and read the thread.
You wanna talk about it, go over to ulmf or somewhere else. Just let this shit die already.
No.4639
>>4634
>>4604
#!x8hTmBra!r6oJnjCy2dFZSD6gkr5pDT_HPXK539w55tqLtUY6q_k
for his new game. Not really a whole lot there just kind of sets the story up and shows how much more complex this game will be
No.4667
>>4639
thanks for the info, the developer keeps adding a bunch of new stuff!
No.4668
No.4674
>>4668
That's what happens when you meme into the early morning.
>>4634
>New game
Heh, he hasn't even finished this one. I want to say I'm surprised but I'm not.
>Better Art
<Citation Needed.>
>>4667
>Keeps adding a bunch of new stuff.
You wonder he would have finished it by now? But no, he's gotta pad it out to get as much money as possible.
You really all do have shit taste. This dev might have tried to create something but it's a monster so hideous it should have been aborted instead.
No.4675
>>4674
thats actually a pretty retarded argument if you think about software development on any level
considering the game is a piece of software (as well as understanding the patreon money model), your argument actually is an argument against the individual developing the software developing a cash flow and revenue
again, pretty retarded (which considering your post history, doesnt really shock me) when you think about how software development works as a cycle
also,
>You wonder he would have finished it by now?
I guess I can't be shocked that you have a problem grasping money models and software development… you've made a number of simple errors
No.4682
>>4675
>"Program software" strawman argument.
Really? That's the best you can do? You can't defend the artstyle because it's a piece of shit, you can't defend the dev because he's using a patreon and has launched a new project even though he hasn't finished this one.
You instead defend it based on software, which ultimately is meaningless simply by patreon. If he wanted, he could have simply finished the game, move onto a new project and use the money there to help fund it. But no, he's gotta be greedy, delaying content for money.
It has nothing to do with "software cycles or cash flow." You throw around alot of words but your argument relys on patreon not scamming it's users, which time and time again has shown that devs will delay content to get money.
Heh, I find it extremely funny you choose to defend patreon and not the game itself. Again giving credence to what a piece of shit it is. And if you're happy with patreon and pay like a good little goy, then you shouldn't have financial independence.
No.4684
>>4682
You have no clue what you are talking about
#1 He releases his games for free. On his patreon he releases them a little earlier but still they come out free anyway so you don't have to pay. And even if you do want to subscribe to his patreon it only costs what, $1 a month, are you that fucking poor you can't support artists/developers at that amount. Do you pirate all your video games?
#2 Soo cubus is now done, he has said it himself for the past couple updates that game has been pretty much done and recently he added the last couple endings so it's just minor polish left. Again he releases them free so if you don't want to pay for all these then just hibernate for a month and there ya go. Not to mention the fact that he actually finished his game which is better than 90% of the shit on here that gets started, released only to paid patreon subscribers and then moves along at a slow as fuck pace and goes dark for a month or two at a time or sometimes permanently after one or two updates.
No.4702
>>4639
>paying for nigger fucking simulator 2
nothanks
No.4705
>>4684
Nyuggah, I don't need to know what I'm talking about, I'm a troll on an image board ripping into this piece of shit, you're the one trying to valiantly defend a turd. This is what I see and for some reason you're blatantly ignoring it.
>Has actually finished a game.
He's not unique, plenty of others have done so as well. They just have a better artstyle
>People go dark after a month.
You just proved my point as to why Patreon is a bad business model.
>said himself past couple of update.
Haha, you've been paying to his patreon to get access to his feed like a good little goy. Damn man, you really are emphasising the "Free" part as well.
Now I could call you a shill but that word gets thrown around alot so I won't. I'll instead call you a scum sucker because you're desperately trying to defend shit.
I hope you fellow anons take a lesson from this idiot, chose your battles carefully.
No.4706
>>4705
*Choose. One day I'll check before I post.
>>4702
I know, right?
No.4732
>>4634
Can't let this thread die yet, not when I'm having this much fun.
Is this what you meant by "Better Art" because it's a first that I actually feel physically sick viewing this shit. Also you can see the nose in one of the pictures but only from the side, making me wonder that it's a quantum nose, can't see from front because it doesn't exist but can see from side.
So yeah, artstyle is still shit.
>>4684
>Piece of shit now done
http://svscomics.org/download/359960/soo-cubus-pre-alpha-38
>Pre-Alpha.
Someone's been lying. Wow, still pre-alpha after all this time and he's announced a new project he's working on two, therefore delaying the completion time by this even more, once again proving my theory that he's deliberately not finishing and stretching out development time to collect patreon bux from goys like the above idiot.
Ahh, let it be said that this unfinished piece of shit doesn't belong here.
No.4734
>>4732
>One image at a time.
I'm okay with that.
No.4737
>>4736
Look at this shit and see how bad it is.
No.5098
So there was an update late Friday. Only like 3 scenes added, but the game looks like it's gonna be better than soocubus in every way, but unlikely to see much content until after holidays since the creator will be busy with fam and stuff.
No.5103
No.5105
>>5103
https://dropfile.to/xM14zKh
Here ya go. Only have new scenes for the wall guard (2), 2 for no pay rent and 1 scene for the wet t shirt contest that occurs after a bit.
No.5119
>>5105
This looks way better than the first one
No.5137
>>5098
>Bumping da thread.
Nyugga, why did ya go and do something as stupid as that?! Can't you just let it die already, nyugga.
Nyuggas arn't interested in a pussy-ass artstyle with bitches with no noses.
No.5875
So Simply Mindy seems to have been updated to 0.3.0 for patreon (0.1.0 public release)
Any patrons around to comment on the new content?
No.5904
>>5875
Nyugga, I'll comment on your bitch ass bumping the thread! People can't seem to let this shit die the death it deserves.
No.5909
>>5904
Repeatedly bumps a game Dev discussion to point out he personally doesnt want to discuss the game being dev'd.
So who's the nyugga here, nyugga?
No.5912
>>5909
You. Anon didn't bump. Back to the grave along with this crap game shill.
No.5913
>>5912
Lol kay.
I guess that "discuss and develop porn games" written at the top of the board is a misnomer
Presumably needs to be changed to "angrily reject any sensible discussion on developing porn games because noses."
No.5915
>>5913
games belong here, things like OP belong in any of the many shitposting boards
No.5919
>>5915
Reading through this thread makes it pretty obvious this IS the shitposting board.
No.7318
This is the most fun thread I've read in a while here
please keep going
I don't give a shit for the game but the trolling here is top notch
No.7336
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>>7318
I was about to hit ya for bumping this piece of crap. But then I remembered he's actually working on a new game.
However, being the lazy dev he is, he's doing nothing new. Let me show you.
Same thing as before, except set in the underworld this time.
No.7337
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>>7336
>Same personality
>Same city
>Same body types
>Same animations
>All just with a different filter.
This guy really is a one trick pony, isn't he?
No.7338
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Art style is still horrible. Can't even get skin tones right.
No.7339
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But you know the best thing now?
HE'S ACTUALLY PUTTING IN NOSES!
Granted it's only in some scenes and they need to be a bit more pronounced. But the fact he's doing that means all the whipping is paying off. They no longer look like flat 2D characters, now they look like flat 2D characters with bad noses.
No.7374
>>7339
Dude enjoys working on his weird fluff dialogue more than he does on the actual game
No.7377
>>7374
Heh, if he were a writer for something he could get away with it but since he's working alone on this he really needs to divide his time effectively.
No.7379
>>7377
It was dead the moment he switched to a 2 week schedule and "forgot" to update the release a month in
No.7386
>>7339
Sounds awesome.Can you share the last version?
No.7387
>>7386
Link at the top of the page if you're so inclined to waste the precious hours of your life.
No.7394
>>7387
Not the public one..
No.7574
How do you get the day limit past 100?
No.7612
>>7574
There's a certain ending that unlocks a bonus that lets you go past 100 days, I think it was beating the boss with at least 6 keys.
No.7644
>>7612
Know how to get the 6 keys?
No.7645
>>7644
1. Close the Succubus game.
2. Wait till nightfall.
3. Find somewhere comfy where you can look outside.
4. Get a blanket and get really comfy.
5. Settle in and make sure you're not going to have to move for some hours.
6. Reflect on why you would play this piece of crap and sought help for it here.
Hope that helped.
No.7648
>>7644
There's a bunch of walkthrough on the LoK thread for it, has all the endings and keys
No.7661
No.9985
No.10101
New version = more trolling
awesome
No.10167
although it's not Soocubus
it's the author's second project: Simply Mindy
http://get.swfchan.org/10839/Simply%20Mindy%200.6.0.swf.html
No.10233
Pallet Swap?
Is any anon out there autistic enough to do a swap of this game? Just grab the SWF and this decompiler - https://www.free-decompiler.com/flash/
You can extract and replace all the images in the game. Hopefully someone will make all the minorities white…
No.24579
No.24604
>>24579
He's taking 2 weeks off from his usual schedule, 2.0.0 is out on F95 and next one is like mid october
No.24610
>>24579
God fucking damn it, I thought we'd finally be free of this shit.
No.28422
No.28447
>>28422
>Herp derp. I can't be bothered to click on the blog link in OP's post.
No.28450
>>28422
2.3.0
http://ul.to/5vejh4rk
if someone wants to bother uploading to mega for others, but it's 23MB so it's not a big deal
No.28506
I can't find Soo Cubus in his blog, damn it.
No.28549
>>28506
http://sexumsss.blogspot.com/p/soo-cubus.html?zx=d7cd92a53c5b38ea
Found it.
Does someone know of a good .swf player? The one I have doesn't play sound for this game, apparently.
No.28558
>>28549
Weird. No sound for me too, whether using latest Adobe plugin or Flash Player v.20 (released one year ago). A bug, perhaps?
No.28560
>>28558
>Playing this PoS.
No.28561
>>28560
It's been a year, lord adorable poster. Just let the fucking thread die.
Please.
No.28562
>>28560
>The warhammer autist is still around
The emperor protects, brother.
No.28573
>>28561
>poster responds and sages thread
>you respond asking for the thread to die
<you bump the thread because you're a brainless mouthbreather
I should bump this thread just to spite you, but I won't.
No.28654
>>28549
Get a standalone Adobe Flash Player.
Recently I reset my computer and previously used Baka Loader but the fucking thing wouldn't work properly so I got that.
Works fine you just pick the game from wherever and it plays it as it would in a browser, just you don't need an .exe
>TURMERIC
This is how you sage right?
No.28693
Glad this got bumped, it pointed me towards Simply Mindy, which is actually a decent game.
Needs heavy use of a save editor to remove the grinding though. Too many endings, too much resetting.
No.28701
>>28693
>Actually playing anything this guy creates
>Not providing evidence when he says it's a "good game."
No.28761
>>28693
Yeah I touch upon Simply Mindy every now and then but…I just don't find it that sexy.
All these endings and stuff it's like you open the game and it says "Here's a lot of work" rather than "Hey look at the sexy stuff"
Feels like more of a grind than an actual porn game of any sort. Some of it is decent but it takes wayyy too long to get to it and then you run out of time.
Does a porn game really need nigh infinite replayability, who gives even half a shit about the story.
Complete it, get a gallery, fap to stuff and you're done that can be the only way.
No.28763
>>28761
I'm hoping since he added the last job he'll start adding more actual sex content to all the jobs/classes and monsters, first one was better because it was basically being a prostitute, this one has a lot of tedious RPGMaker shit shoved in that absolutely no one enjoys.
No.28765
>>28763
Yeah I donated for Soo Cubus and pretty much immediately stopped when he said he was going to make animations between different creatures and stuff use the same animations as standardized kind of scenes.
Like okay then, just make it completely nonsexy by having identical scenes everywhere.
Since then I've only had a passive interest since most focus is clearly on gameplay and adding more story etc…but none of that is particularly interesting.
Nobody is here for some grand RPG. Not from Stencil…
No.29108
>>28693
What save editor have you been using? I've had trouble finding one that's compatible.
No.29109
>>28765
>Yeah I donated for Soo Cubus
AHAHAHAHAH.
You're getting bullied.
You actually gave money to this piece of shit? Like really, you worked or had enough money and thought "This is a sensible project, I'll just chip in a few dollars."
>add pretty much immediately stopped when he said he was going to make animations between different creatures and stuff
Only to stop when, surprise, he decides to milk you for more. Like, how fucking stupid are you? I mean really. Who in their right mind would give money to a sloppy project like this WHERE THE CHARACTERS HAVE NO NOSES!
>I just don't find it that sexy.
Then why are you paying? Why the fuck are you giving money to a project that isn't in your interest.
>>29108
>What save editor have you been using
>a lot of tedious RPGMaker shit shoved in that absolutely no one enjoys
You also admit that you need a bloody trainer to get through the tedious stuff. Why, why would you play long, drawn out milking crap.
You two are perhaps the stupidest people in this thread and that includes me 40k posting and OP who's a fag for starting this shit.
No.29114
>>29109
Nigga, this is an online forum for fap material. Why you so salty?
No.29115
>>29114
>Nigga
>this is an online forum for fap materia
>online forum
>forum
>fat material
Not that anon, but I can't believe a sentence so short can make me so mad. You should consider suicide, because I can probably lose some IQ points if you attempt to write a longer post, not like your brain would let you.
No.29122
>>29115
A touch over dramatic aren't we, fam?
No.29130
>>29114
Of course I know where I am. If you think that's salt, son, you're way off. I'm simply enjoying the fact that two idiots above me actually gave money to this scam artist.
Or in words you'll understand:
THIS AIN'T NOT SALT PARTY NIGGA, THIS IS REAL TALK NIGGA! WHEN DUMB ASS BITCH NIGGAS BURN MONEY AT PUNK ASS NIGGAS WHO SIT ON THEIR BOOTY BUTTS DOING NOTHING, LIKE AN ACTUAL FUCKING NIGGER AS RUCKUS WOULD SAY, THEN THEY DON'T DESERVE YOUR MONEY.
Get that?
>>29122
Entertains people.
No.29156
>>29130
Why would I give money to this project when every new release gets leaked a day or two after the patreon one goes up? I just wanna fap, m8
No.29171
>>29109
>Then why are you paying? Why the fuck are you giving money to a project that isn't in your interest.
…I donated for Soo Cubus, as in until it was done.
Simply Mindy I don't find sexy and it's the one with repeated sex animations…maybe learn how to read and process things.
So the correct statement would be why "was" I paying dipshit.
Also scam artist? At least this guy actually completed a game unlike…at least 99% of every other game ever featured on this board.
Not sure how he'd qualify as a scam artist over the art style you disapprove of…that's fucking nonsense.
List every game you've ever fapped to.
>Entertains people
News to me…do you actually think you're funny or witty in any way here? I don't think anyone even slightly unironically finds 40K memes funny any more.
It burns me to give you the attention but that's some pathetic desperation right there, I have no idea why you're even here.
Also what kind of Jew do you have to be where donating $1 a month for something is enough to 'cause that sort of a reaction?
>inb4 donating any amount to NO NOSES is wrong yadda yadda super hilarious 40K meme
No.29183
>>29171
>>29114
Take notes, this is how you know a guy is salty. First notice his defensive behaviour. While he does admit that he has paid money, he then tries to defend said scam artist, not realising that said scam artist isn't a hill worth dying on and as you've read yourself, he eventually stopped giving free money after the artist in question turned out to be lazy. Imagine my surprise when he's basically his wasted money.
Second is how he's straw-manning by attacking me instead of actually giving better points as to why this scam artist should be supported. He finds my posting cancerous and that offends him, so he feels that I shouldn't be here. Last thing is what kind of reaction is worth getting riled up over donating a $1 a month. Well, aside from feeding a hungry kid somewhere, you obviously have enough money to be able to give to said scam artist. I don't. In fact, I need every dollar I can get because I don't earn that much, so I'm not angry that you gave money on patreon. I'm angry that you gave money to this particular scam artist. So yes, you gave money to a scam artist who makes poorly made sprites with no noses.
And yes that is a problem, you need to realise what a bad decision it was and accept that you got scammed out of your money. Only by realising what a bad invest this is will you be able to move forward and not get suckered in anymore. But you're probably giving money to more projects on patreon like date my daughter and therefore are already being scammed again.
No.29871
>>29183
>Brings up straw-man
>Implies I'd pay for Dating My Daughter, basically an ad hominem attack
>fad wad of sense right there
Again, paid for Soo Cubus, which was pretty fleshed out, made fast, actually finished and didn't have laziness.
Didn't pay for Simply Mindy for it didn't tickle my fancy.
Enjoyed Soo Cubus plenty…investment value lost where?
Still not really getting your angle, it'd be nice if you had some sort of point for why it's a bad game or why he's a bad dev when he's one of the only ones featured on this illustrious board to ever actually finish a project.
Very strange my dude.
No.29985
>>29871
His line of thought is pretty much 'patreon is evil' and even that wasn't original.
He's just parroting shit he heard from other people, which is why he can't back up anything he says.
No.29993
>>29871
>Didn't have Laziness
NO
NOSES
That's lazy. Don't try and move the goal posts just because you can't attack my argument. Patreon is evil because of the lack of protections it has. It's how someone like Jewcat can make 7k a damn month for and milk a project over an entire year. Does completing a single project still count if it's complete crap? Probably not
>>29985
I have yet to see otherwise. You're welcome to provide examples.
>Can't back that up.
>Jewcat has spent a year on Snowdaze, adding fucking voice acting instead of just releasing it in 6 months, he's taking 18 on it to milk you.
>Projects like Date my Daughter and Dreams of Desire deliberately blue-ball you to milk you for another month
>People like Akabur get extremely fucking lazy and when they're getting 10k a month, they just stop with the updates.
>People like Dark Lord getting $500 and Tlero getting $2k a month to develop porn games cry because "It's not enough to develop full time and I'd like to develop porn games full time, please give more money so I can sit on my lazy arse and develop porn."
>Projects like Corrupt Intern and Adventures of Tara which have no idea where their creators are taking the project and exist solely to milk you, adding so little content that the creators intend to never finish them.
No.36259
No.36261
>>36259
Oh my God is that still you trying to get attention, still?
There have been times in my life where I thought I was quite a pathetic person but if that really is you again then suddenly I feel rather uplifted. Thanks.
No.36292
>>36261
>Oh my God is that still you trying to get attention, still?
You mean that guy who's gotta post WH4K pics while bitching about how bad the game is every time this thread gets bumped? Yeah fuck that guy. He needs to get a life.
No.36303
>>29993
>words
Don't care what you faggots are all talking about, but that jpg is an appallingly faggoty and completely inappropriate misrepresentation of the Emperor of Mankind. Spanking of your ass? SPANKING? The Emperor does not spank asses. He delivers unto them fiery, hellish vengeance, and nothing. Less. Than. That.
Prepare to have your entire fucking planet murdered, you idolatrous fool.
No.36364
>>36259
shut the fuck up faggatron
No.38810
SITE 2:
1.Trash Girl After 5 years don't get any endings. Reward:+5 Fuckability
2.Internet Sextoy Do a Camwhore job over 100 times. Reward:+3 Charisma +Creativity
3.Booty Shorts Janitor Do a Maid job over 100 times. Reward:+5 Cleanliness
Froglord Endings
4.Slime Slave Let the Frog fuck you for hotel profit then lose a fight against him. Reward:+2 Strength +2 Durability +2 Prowess
5.Hotel Magnate Don't fuck with Frog for hotel profit, after some days kill fucker and accept the sinner orb. Reward:+5 Intellect
6.Frog Bride Let the Frog fuck you for hotel profit then win against him and accept the sinner orb. Reward:+3 Strength +3 Durability
7.Tentacular Fucktoy Lose against IntBeast in First dungeon during Darkly month. Reward: Hydrate spell
ShutterBug Endings
8.Prized Statuette Do Shutters requests then agree to fuck with "azzociate". Then when asked if you want to continue to work with him say yes. Reward:+5 Charisma
9.Calendar Heiress Do Shutters requests then don't agree to fuck with "azzociate". Reward:+5 Prowess
10.Third Place Do a Modelling job over 100 times Reward:+3 Charisma +3 Durability
11.Bovine Buttfuckee Lose against StrBeast in Second Dungeon during month. Reward: Amulet of Muscles
12.Splooge Guardian Do a Guard job over 100 times. Reward:+3 Strength +3 Prowess
Skully Endings
13.Demonic Overlord Agree to see Skully face then do all her quests. Later you need to win against Lil D. Reward: Flash and Fondle Seduction moves
14.Protective Voyeur Say you don't give a fuck about her face later agree with Lil D to beat her. Reward:+3 Strength +3 Prowess
15.Monstrous Plaything Agree to see Skully face then do all her quests. Later you need to lose against Lil D. Reward:+5 Durability
Shirley Endings
16.Fu-Sion-Ha Reward:+5 Spirit
17.LandMindy Reward: Disables rent payments also disables Shirley storyline
18.Not Regan Reward:+5 Fuckability
19.Impish Fucktoy Don't pay rent for 25 days. Reward:+$2000 starting monry
Chico Endings
20.Soobstitute Agree to fuck Chico later you need to get a red top from brothel in second dungeon. Reward:+5 Durability
21.Penitent Don't fuck Chico and later give him his saint orb. Reward:+1 daily Stamina
22.Top-Tier Sinner Don't fuck Chico and later fuck him over by not giving him his saint orb. Reward:+5 Fuckability
23.Costumed Cunny Do a Cosplay job over 100 times. Reward:+5 Creativity
Farmer John Endings
24.Walker Reward:+5 Durability
25.Lady Z Reward:+3 Charisma +3 Durability
26.Chemist Reward: Scan and Amplify spells
27.Zombie Sex Toy Finish request from John then get his brain from green dude in first dungeon by killing 7 shrooms guys and 1 shroomBoss(A click big violet shroom in upper half of the
map). Next agree to sleep with John after a time you gonna have to get a violet shroom(same place as boss) and all you need is to lose against John. Reward:+2 Strength +2 Prowess +Durability
28.Rauncher Do a Farm job over 100 times. Reward:+5 Strength
Seu Endings
29.Caged Tightet Reward:+5 Sociability
30.Emcee by Default Reward:+5 Class
31.BuskFucker Reward: Barrier And Chastise spells
32.Hat Wearer Reward:+5 Fuckability
No.38812
I dont have all the endings. I need someone to please post them.
No.38817
>>36292
>Get a life
>Implying that I have a life
>>38810
>Posts guide
>>38812
>Asks for help.
>Is the type of person who would get lost in a small forest with 2 week survival gear, a map, GPS device and can see the damn highway the forest was built around.
>Comes in hear, dumps guide and then expects help like some retard who wants to be congratulated because he didn't go do-do in his big boy pants today.
>Still playing this shit at all.
>Not just going back to the cuck hole F95 or reddit is and asking there, like a sensible person.
>Nope, I've gotta play it myself and then tell namefag here. All that effort though.
>The Boss. What sort of name is that? Is it for Boss Baby because he needs help?
>Waahaa, I have literal shit taste in (((games))) so I'm gonna take a dump and then expect someone to tell me how to wipe my butt.
Fuck off before Slaanesh gives you a diaper fetish. I guess you already have one and just forgot to wear it today.
No.38821
>>38810
>>38812
Go fuck yourself. Wasting this much space on tropic's board, who the fuck do you think you are, royalty?
>>>/suicide/
No.38855
i don't care for this game but some fucking autists are seriously sperging out about WH40K, making some innane paragraphs that I'm not wasting my time on
just stop bumping this fucking game unless you have something to add, like a version or a guide (>>38812) or some discussion that isn't a paragraph fucking long about the liters of drool you've dribbled out today
>>38817 (You) managed to make me make my first post, congrats on bumping, you make me wish sage worked
>>38821 here's your (You)
No.39036
Shut up pussy find another hobby. The big men tryna get mindy endings little boy!
No.39037
No.39043
>>38821
I'm the guy who's derailed the thread for 18 months. I loathe this artist and the (((games))) he makes. So that's why I stick around, 40k posting has proven rather effective.
>>38855
First of all, it's a single autist. If you're going to accuse someone, do it properly. Second, as stated above, I hate this shit and see no reason as to why I shouldn't derail this thread. You've got other places to talk about this, Fag95 is the perfect place for a cuck like you.
>>39036
More like wanting to take that giant dildo up your ass. Do you fap to poorly drawn pixelated characters with no noses? Because it really is obvious that your shit taste dragged in from somewhere.
Shouldn't you go change nappies? I bet they're getting full, Boss Baby.
No.39052
>>39036
>ITG
Faggot can't even work the site properly. Piss off, you fucking nigger.
>>39043
Godspeed, Anon.
No.39112
>>39043
…and yet the thread is still going
thanks for the walk through btw
No.39113
>>39043
>>I'm the guy who's derailed the thread for 18 months. I loathe this artist and the (((games))) he makes. So that's why I stick around, 40k posting has proven rather effective.
sounds like an SJW/hillary/bernout tactic-gotta win at something right mate? ;)
No.39126
>>39113
Not really. As I said, I just fucking hate this guy because of his no nose sprites.
>>39112
Because retards like you keep bumping it. And it's not a complete walkthrough, so good like like the other shitard above you who was begging for the endings.
No.39177
>>39126
>>claims to try to kill thread
>>bumps it himself
"fucking for virginity" lol
for the love of god dont have children (and if you have, please stop having more), nothing in this world deserves to be cursed with your tragic comedy level of crippling mental ineptitude
No.39180
>>39177
>newfag nigger redditspacing and demonstrating a fundamental ignorance of imageboard mechanics
please go back to whatever normalfag cesspit you came from
No.39191
itt faggot too dumb to manage time or resources proceeds to 40k shitpost for over a year cause "no noses, lolololol" to cover his shame despite game having way bigger art problems than the nose thing. 6/10, game is meh, but at least it's complete unlike most shit here. the butthurt is fun, tho, so keep it up, spacefag.
No.39193
>>39191
>I think the guy shitposting for his own amusement is dumb and wasting his time, so I'll attempt to shame him on a chan while bumping the thread, out of spite, with my IGNposting
>that's somehow way less retarded and not the only true waste of time in here.
WEW
No.39232
>>39193
>>gets called out as an inbred butthurt soyboy
>>keeps bumping thread, thinking its ironic
No.39280
>>39232
>everyone not agreeing with me is the same person following me around!
>not bumping is actually bumping.
>browsing /htg/ with text-to-speech enabled
>>
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
No.39284
>>39280
>you told him the easiest indicator of his newfaggotry
anon, i-
No.39287
>>39284
>It makes any kind of difference
Nah mate. A retard is a retard, wiping their drool away doesn't magically fix their dumb facial expression.
No.39303
>>39280
>>continues to 'ironically' bump thread
No.39330
>>39284
>>39287
See what I mean?