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4d44cf No.324081

4d44cf No.324082

File: 1463821725501.png (69.71 KB, 694x330, 347:165, blunder.PNG)


4d44cf No.324086

Arthur, dear… anyone who's ever played so much as a single FPS in their life knows that was a very far cry from "fine".

Perhaps you were doing something else - maybe something you actually enjoy - while playing it? Like, say, browsing SuicideGirls?

I mean, you did seem to have only one hand engaged with the controller.


4d44cf No.324089

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

People seemed to like my take on the matter.


4d44cf No.324090

File: 1463850531454.jpg (36.95 KB, 599x522, 599:522, laughing navy seals.jpg)

>>324082

>not amazing

>not MLG

>just fine.

NOT EVEN THAT


4d44cf No.324094

File: 1463860707943.jpg (21.75 KB, 600x425, 24:17, Ci86vFvVEAASzQi.jpg)

The one thing that confounds me about that "review" gameplay is the fact that whoever is playing that game shot at a health pack.

The why,what and the who confound me to this very day,i cannot phantom what ever reason someone would have to shot at a health pack unless the healthpack showed some signs of life but if it did it wouldn't be a health pack in the first place,just what was going through the mind of that individual when he shot at the pack?did he pick up a FPS for the first time in his life?at least that would explain why he did such,if that is the case what the blue blazes is he doing at ploygon "reviewing games"did he just stumble in their after getting a useless college degree,did he even give two shits about video games in the first place.

Did his colleagues notice how badly he was playing or is he the only one capable of "reviewing" games there,surely someone must have gone "uh yeah maybe its not such a good idea to let him play" or where they too busy doing whatever it is they do that sure as fuck isn't video game related maybe tweeting about their bowel movements to their legions of fans on twatter while drinking latte with pumpkin spice in it.

>>324082

Verified?


4d44cf No.324097

Painful to watch.


4d44cf No.324100

"Comments disabled"

Hmm, wonder why.

I actually liked the video though. It gives me comfort to know that if I ever go blind I'll still be able to play better than him.


4d44cf No.324175

Doom is a super-Normie game. I imagine most Normies play worse than that.

Welcome to the mainstreaming of gaming.


4d44cf No.324176

>>324175

No it's not, Brutal Doom is the main reason why most normalfags know about it and they consider vanilla doom to be boring because it's not a COD wannabe. If anything, BD saved regular vanilla doom from being full of normalfags.


4d44cf No.324180

>>324176

Whevs. Doom is like the only videogame my aunt knows of. Just because they put in a difficulty mode for gamers doesn't mean that they won't be making most of their money from Normie wallets. I guarantee you that the average Doom player is Normie as Candy Crush. It's a fucking Normie game. This playthrough is probably more skillful than 50% of the people who will play it.


4d44cf No.324182

>>324094

>,i cannot phantom what ever reason someone would have to shot at a health pack unless the healthpack showed some signs of life but if it did it wouldn't be a health pack in the first place,just what was going through the mind of that individual when he shot at the pack?

The word is fathom.

It's really weird, but the most I can figure is that on-rails arcade games (as in actual machines in an arcade), sometimes have the player shoot at the health or ammo crate.


4d44cf No.324194

I have the original doom somewhere on my computer,seeing this made me want to go find it and play a level or two for old times sake


4d44cf No.324197

>>324094

I can think of some possibilities.

He may have been checking the texture response of the health box. Like, if you shoot a health box does it get a bullet hole decal on it? Does the item get damaged in some way?

In Rise of the Triad, for instance, there are certain food items you can shoot with explosives and incendiaries which will heat them up and cause them to heal you for more. So if you're high on ammo but low on health you can make a tactical choice to trade off between them.

Given what I saw of his gameplay footage though, I don't think he's familiar enough with FPS games to be thinking along those lines though. Which leaves me with one other explanation: He's a fucktard who has no idea what he's doing.


4d44cf No.324237

>>324094

>The one thing that confounds me about that "review" gameplay is the fact that whoever is playing that game shot at a health pack.

>shot at a health pack

When? webm please?




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