>>81451 (OP)
>be me
>be a artist
>can draw but animation is a fucking pipe dream
>get my (underaged) gf to help me draw
>awwwe yiss.mov
>get cash off her work
>even better
>tell her lets do a game
>i dont tell her i have no fucking clue what im doing when it comes to programing
>we make a patreon for it
> it gets lods of dosh
>lol im not going do shit
>hire a "team" after e whoreing for more money
>pay them to make a eh product
>have some extra cash so buy a pure breed corgi after begging for money
> eventually ask again for more cash
> to cover up how inept i am at this point i host a raffle
>any drawing you want ill draw just ask
>some kid wins
>asks for a really really nice scene that has no sexual content what-so ever
>lolwut
>im not drawing this cause i only do porn
>people call me out on this
>play it off as a joke
>people start looking deeper into what i have been doing before "art"
>find my sfm pronz
>fuckmylife.pad
>find out i had "allocated my funds" that i had been using for "game development" into my pocket and basically was never gonna make that game
>get my gf to dissmiss this
>thankgod.mp4
>people then start looking at my comics
>realize i made a comic about getting fucked by my gfs dad
>realize i made a bestiality comic after buying a corgi
>get angry at me for ending a gay comic with a str8 ending (outta fucking nowhere)
>get the mods at e621 to bann/delete any one not kissing my ass
>get mods to remove those comics so my rep can be semi salvaaged
>tell mods to ban people insulting my clearly superior artwork
>mods do it in fear i might just jump ship basically making them lose like 30% of their traffic so they obey my words to a tee
>go to varkas
>ask him to let me design a dildo in a attempt to some what make the furry community like me again
>he says yes cause he can promote the shit outta it on e6 and keep me there at the same time
>basically make a regular with 3 bumps at the tip
>my magnum opis
> wait a bit but heat still cant escape me
>infact it only gets worse
>decide enuf is enuf and make fun of them for insulting my clearly amazing animations that are on par with a slide show except with those you can make it seem realistic and not like a fucking gif
>it "worked"
>now everyone who makes fun of me is banned
>now everyone who makes fun of what i do is banned
>now none can make fun of me
>basically untouchable on regular furry sites
>i get over promoted because i have a big pull with new furs
tfw