/fur/ - Furry★

>>80920 (OP)

Oakland is where real human beings live. San Francisco is full of rich weirdos.

>What is someone going to do with stolen fursuits?

The same thing you do with fursuits you own, pinky. Try to take over t--- Sell them!

>>80920 (OP)

>Gage: Looks like the gang is going to poach some animals tonight!

This looks like a Payday 2 stealth heist.

>Burning Man is supposed to be anti-establishment, man and nature, and back to basics concept

>It's become fully commercialized and a great place for the CIA to test drugs on people, just like Woodstock because of how remote it is

>Dumb niggers get their shit stolen

Good

>>80924

Furfag skill tree confurmed? New heister in a fursuit? There are a lot of animal masks tbh.

>>80920 (OP)

>What is someone going to do with stolen fursuits?

Drugs. The answer is drugs.

>>80930

how do fursuits take drugs?

>>80931

ok, so what you want to do is follow this exact list of instructions

1. Put on the fursuit

2. Rob a bank

3. Buy drugs still in the fursuits

4. burn the fursuits and enjoy your drugs

>>80932

would love to watch this security tape while high

>>80920 (OP)

>hate crime in fursuits

>fursuits getting banned

Please.

I started laughing as soon as a saw the thumbnail in the catalog.

Still laughing. This made me day.

>A Uhaul truck full of burning man supplies and fursuits was stolen from Oakland.

and nothing of value was lost

>>81022

>all they care about is fursuits

that and having drugged up, anonymous, gay sex in a desert dust storm

>>80920 (OP)

>What is someone going to do with stolen fursuits?

In Iraq people sell guns on the black market, in California people sell fursuits on the Black Market.

>In Iraq people sell guns on the black market, in California people sell fursuits on the Black Market.

#furredworldproblems

sorry, not sorry for shitting up a shitthread

>>81033

>noko

Hey buddy, you just blow in from cuckchan?

>>81035

butt we're on cuckchan

and I've been here all summer, newfriend

>>80923

>living in California

You're all weirdos to the rest of the country

>>80923

>Oakland is where real human beings live.

ROFL. Oakland is a dump. It's a ghetto filled with some of the worst trash California has to offer. That's why its the 6th most dangerous city in the country.

It's definitely not the kind of place where you leave a u-haul unattended. Any dindu could tell you that.

>What is someone going to do with stolen fursuits?

Same thing I do with fursuits. Fuck in them. Have hot, sweaty, degenerate faux animal sex. Maybe pulling out and blowing a load all over your partner's muzzle, paws, tits, tentacles, or whatever the fuck you're into.

Honestly, you haven't experienced sex until your being forced to like your own cum off a musky wolf's footpaws.

>>81080

> lube on your fur

> fur on your dick

> sweat in your eyes

> dead look on your partners fursuit

> and its hot

Tried it, it sucked. Would do it again because fursuits are sexy.

>>81088

One of the burners in the group that got the truck stolen IS a trust fund baby. So I dont feel any empathy.

>>81080

>the worst trash California has to offer

But those are rich people, not poor people.

>>81102

>But those are rich people, not poor people.

Have you ever actually walked the street? Not all niggers are like your husband's boyfriend. They kill each other for their fucking shoes.

What's a rich person going to do to you? Snub his nose at you? Pay his taxes so you can get free PrEP? Expect you to work? Fuck...

>>81099

>Tried it, it sucked.

The worst is when you're going down on a suiter and you inhale a furball and have to choke that shit up on his cock.

Didn't slow me down one bit TBH.

>>81101

>>81100

It's all good...he already got a package of replacement diapers for the trip....with a cute little doggie pattern even.

I wish I was kidding.

>>81111

Jesus fucking christ we need a peasant uprising.

>>81109

t.rust fund kid.

>>82080

it would be better if they were cboys tbqh

>>82082

Your cboy, nullo etc. posts are getting annoying.