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Rate each others Husbando/Waifu
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▶ No.53896>>53897 >>53916 >>53917
>>53861 (OP)
well i don't have any art of her, but my waifu is an apewoman.
▶ No.53897>>53916
This lion is too hot. Send help
>>53861 (OP)
Pretty good, 7-8 range.
>>53896
Big speciesist here, apes are my anti-kink. Can't really give an impartial rating.
▶ No.53916
>>53861 (OP)
>He picks the fat and dumb one
I'm going to require an explanation for this.
>>53896
>>53897
>Basically-human girls with big tits
No comment.
>>53899
Cute face; want to see the rest.
▶ No.53917>>53918 >>53923
May as well knock this one off early.
>>53896
Failing grade. You may as well have a human waifu.
>>53899
Is this game worth playing?
▶ No.53918>>53924
>>53917
I'd say so. It's a bit lackluster towards the very end, but the story's nice enough, and the characters are great. Only one I didn't really like, and that's Lorem. Comes across as rather boring, with a stupid unnecessary quirk, and generally out of place.
Otherwise, has best lizard, and a fair few interesting chaps to hang out with, as well as enough worldbuilding and general interesting situation to keep me imagining even now, so I'm quite content with it. Though, I'm honestly a sucker for anything with half-decent worldbuilding. Give me a setting I can make my own shit with, and I'll be happy to fiddle with it for ages.
▶ No.53923>>53924
>>53917
I prefer futa Renamon with a canine dick
▶ No.53924>>53930 >>53932
>>53918
I might pirate it then. Dragons are always cute.
>>53923
Abhorrent taste.
▶ No.53930
>>53924
>I might pirate it then
Take a look at >>35387 . Download link in that thread along with spoilers and all the game files.
▶ No.53932
>>53924
As other guy mentioned, there's a link in that thread, along with a more in depth discussion on it in case you want to know more before you spend a load of time.
▶ No.53933>>53940
>>53929
>remy
>not sebastian
▶ No.53934
What if I'm a desperate maximum autism loner that husbandizes every single attractive male by making up a backstory for them even if they're just a random generic wolf/fox.
▶ No.53936>>54084
Solely for loving.
>>53929
Makes me think of a white Mr. Mordaut from runescape.
▶ No.53940
>>53933
Sebby should have had more than one day for dating
▶ No.53986>>53999
Males, furries, western drawings cannot be waifus you culturally illiterate retards. Go to /mai/ and get educated on proper waifuism before you embarrass yourselves further in front of God and everybody.
▶ No.53999
>>53986
>males can't be waifus
Maybe that's why there's the word "husbando" in the OP...
▶ No.54021>>54064
Certainly Kae, the hottest furry tomboy
It's a pity there are so few stories and content involving her
▶ No.54064>>54065 >>54156
>>54021
Kinda cute, but is she enough to be waifu material?
>>54056
Pokemon are pure animals and can't experience love properly.
▶ No.54065
>>54064
>Pokemon are pure animals and can't experience love properly.
▶ No.54084>>54087
>>53936
>Mr Mordaut
>only two images
How has this been so missed?
▶ No.54087
>>54084
Do you mean how much art he has? Fuck, even Armadyl has a criminal lack of art. It's a generally passed over game.
▶ No.54156
>>54064
Pokemon can fall in love and my sona is a pokemon anyway
▶ No.54272
>>54271
>Toothless
The most autistic of dragons. Seriously, I just don't get the appeal, and it really doesn't help when the main guy I saw ever posting him was complete cringe.
Grigori is cool, though.
▶ No.54280
>>54271
Minus Spyro, some nice choices.
▶ No.54295>>54307 >>54309
>>54271
>Guilmon
How does one experience feelings for a literal retard?
Growlmon is nice though*
▶ No.54307
>>54295
the ass is just too fat
▶ No.54309>>54430
>>54295
He's not retarded, he just has a childlike mentality, that's all.
▶ No.54392
If I had a waifu or husbando, these would be them.
▶ No.54430>>54431 >>54457
>>54309
So he can't give informed consent
▶ No.54431
>>54430
I don't give a shit about consent, bitch.
▶ No.54457>>54462 >>54470 >>54483
>>54430
Isn't this you basically admitting that the problem isn't age difference, but rather the ability to understand the methods and consequences of sex?
▶ No.54462
>>54457
Most ADULTS can't even understand the consequences of sex. Often just the simple biological ones, given the vast number of unwanted pregnancies.
Also, pixels don't have an age.
▶ No.54470>>54478
>>54457
This is why pedophilia, and for that matter bestiality, is wrong, though.
Because they lack the ability to give proper consent.
If everyone was fully mentally developed at age one, I don't see why it'd matter if you fucked someone at that young age, assuming consent.
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▶ No.54479
>>54478
Basically meaning as reasonably sure they can have 'informed' consent as possible. They might not consider the consequences, but they should know the consequences.
At the very least, they understand there's potential.
▶ No.54483>>54488 >>54496
>>54457
i want to caress guilmon's balls
▶ No.54488>>54499
>>54483
>cropping that guildick
for what reason
▶ No.54496
>>54483
I want to give Tailmon and Terriermon a good, long cuddling
▶ No.54499>>54501 >>54596
>>54488
Just remember that I tried to protect you.
▶ No.54501>>54505
>>54499
I don't know what I was expecting. Scat, anal vore, castration, cheese grater...
But I did NOT see that coming.
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▶ No.54596
>>54499
I never wanted this, fuck you god
▶ No.63616>>63619
Drum from future card buddyfight will always be the best.
Childish brat personality is cute af and I don't care if they can't give consent, my dick says otherwise.
▶ No.63619
>>63616
Drum's age is ambiguos but he is kind off between a teen or a young adult.
▶ No.63623>>63637 >>63648
there are much hotter scalies around but you cant beat the personality and voice acting
▶ No.63631>>63636
>Literally a qt thicc femboy who shares the same interests in anime/vidya as you
Why wouldn't I?
▶ No.63636>>63638 >>63649
>>63631
Maybe because he’s just a cheap version of Panda from a cheap version of Shirokuma Cafe
▶ No.63637
>>63623
Oh hey I’d only seen the nullo version of that pic before but there’s that boy with a doodle owo
▶ No.63638>>63649
>>63636
Isn't Panda-kun like, one million more times lazy and selfcentered?
That being said, Grizzly-san is best husbando
▶ No.63648
>>63623
I wonder how good he is at anal vore
▶ No.63649
>>63636
>>63638
I've never watched Shirokuma Cafe all the way through
▶ No.63715>>63730 >>78625
Kass is best husbando. Dat thicc booty.
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▶ No.66047>>71574
EdgeGoat won't stop being so perfect. Great of cuddles and sexual.
▶ No.66060
>>66057
a man of taste appears
▶ No.66067>>66095
>>66057
Fritz the Cat, right?
▶ No.66075>>66088 >>66095
>>66057
Either this guy got an animated show of his 'sona or he just copied that character wholesale.
What show is that anyway?
▶ No.66088>>66090 >>66095
>>66075
He's a one-shot character from TaleSpin, Douglas Benson.
▶ No.66090>>66095
>>66088
Ah, okay.
In that case it seems like the guy just has a huge fixation on him, the same as he did with Rabbit.
▶ No.66095>>66154
>>66075
I have never claimed he was my original creation, or my sona. I just like to draw him a lot.
>>66090
Yup, I get pretty deep into cartoon characters
>>66067
see >>66088 though Fritz is hot as hell too
▶ No.66113
>>53861 (OP)
>Champa
>not Liquiir
▶ No.66154
>>66095
Dougie-- err, Douglas just needs some proper guidance to get rid of his psychological issues and turn him into a solid guy.
▶ No.67635
Got a folder just for him.
▶ No.71267>>71322
I have no sexual interest in furry so my husbando is just a human.
▶ No.71270>>71280
and if anyone's wondering, yes I do roleplay. Diapers, ageplay, and cuckolding are my main interests but I'm also open to trying scat, vore, tickle torture, and inflation.
▶ No.71280>>71291
>>71270
Ageplay yes, diapers no, cuck no, tickle is cute but not a fetish of mine, vore yes, scat no, inflation minor; only cum inflation
I dont rp.
▶ No.71291
>>71280
stfu not-me, feral dogs raping my face and cucking me out of my female dog while I wear a diaper and get pissed on is my greatest RP fetish and I would like to do it IRL one day.
▶ No.71322>>71326
>>71267
>I have no sexual interest in furry so my husbando is just a human
Nigga, you must be trolling.
▶ No.71326>>71386 >>71441
>>71322
No, i'm serious.
I like drawing em' and dressing up but i dont find em' hot unless theyre 'mimis or something of similar extreme human subtype.
▶ No.71386>>71423
>>71326
I don't find em hot unless they're a dog and they're raping my face
▶ No.71423>>71435
>>71386
I'd let sasuke rape my face. sasuke is a good dawg
▶ No.71435
>>71423
I only enjoy real life dogs raping my face, faggot. Stop using my name you imposter!
▶ No.71441>>71603
>>71326
At least post furry shit nigga
▶ No.71603>>71612
>>71441
Not into sexual furry. I just told you :P
▶ No.71612>>71625 >>77439
>>71574
Thanks
>>71603
Well then post non-sexual furry.
▶ No.71625>>71633 >>75773
>>71612
I always played as serial murderer in UT fanmade games tbh, or his mom.
▶ No.71633
>>71625
Completely Understandable.
▶ No.75769>>75772
Ok so this os what i got so far,
Delta DuPont
Race: anthro zonkey with metal elemental ancestors.
Class: tech specialist
Gear: tech toolkit, exo-skeleton suit, robot pet, laser cutter tool/gun
Hight: 6'2
Body type: femboy
Skin color: body covered in grey fur, with black and white stripes on his arms and legs.
Hair: black and white in a fjord horse mane style
Spouses: married to Bailey and my sona
Powers: delta beam - can fire beams of molten metal from his eyes they move in a zigzag pattern and lock on to his target, drawback is he becomes blind for about an hour.
Personality: talkative, creative, feminine, very introspective, believes he has a duty to protect the poor because he comes from a rich family,
Bio: a tech expert from the dome Ville Myrtille, oldest son of a wealthy lord.
Bailey Blackwood
Race: anthro chimp/bonobo with shadow elemental ancestors
Class: detective
Gear: sensor cloak, nanotech suit, anti-outsider revolver, investigator tool.
Hight: 6'
Body type: curvy fit
Eye color: violet, black sclera
Skin color: pale olive
Hair: black, hime cut.
Spouses: married Delta and my sona
Powers: shadow dive - can dive into and move through shadows but only for as long as she can hold her breath, drawback is sun light weakens her.
Personality: a bit of a femme fatal, very observant, incredible problem solving skills, nosey, can't handle loss so well because of her father's death, secretive, soft-spoken,
Bio: a detective from mangopolis dome, she comes from a long line of demonhunters.
▶ No.75772>>75782
>>75769
Um, why are you posting that in a Husbando thread?
▶ No.75773
>>71625
>or his mom
You played as his mom? Where can you do this
▶ No.75782>>75788
>>75772
Cause underneath the title it says rate each others husbando/waifu, so I posted my fursona's husbando and waifu
▶ No.75786>>75788
THIS IS MY WAIFU
THERE ARE MANY LIKE HIM BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
▶ No.75788>>75790 >>75793 >>75807
>>75782
No one is going to read that big wall of text, man.
>>75786
>waifu
>male character
At least get your terminology right nigga.
▶ No.75790
>>75788
Ok, so I'll make it easy for you to read
<Delta DuPont
>Race:
anthro zonkey with metal elemental ancestors.
>Class:
tech specialist
>Gear:
tech toolkit, exo-skeleton suit, robot pet, laser cutter tool/gun
>Hight:
6'2
>Body type:
femboy
>Skin color:
body covered in grey fur, with black and white stripes on his arms and legs.
>Hair:
black and white in a fjord horse mane style
>Spouses:
married to Bailey and my sona
>Powers:
delta beam - can fire beams of molten metal from his eyes they move in a zigzag pattern and lock on to his target, drawback is he becomes blind for about an hour.
>Personality:
talkative, creative, feminine, very introspective, believes he has a duty to protect the poor because he comes from a rich family,
>Bio:
a tech expert from the dome Ville Myrtille, oldest son of a wealthy lord.
<Bailey Blackwood
>Race:
anthro chimp/bonobo with shadow elemental ancestors
>Class:
detective
>Gear:
sensor cloak, nanotech suit, anti-outsider revolver, investigator tool.
>Hight:
6'
>Body type:
curvy fit
>Eye color:
violet, black sclera
>Skin color:
pale olive
>Hair:
black, hime cut.
>Spouses:
married to Delta and my sona
>Powers:
shadow dive - can dive into and move through shadows but only for as long as she can hold her breath, drawback is sun light weakens her.
>Personality:
a bit of a femme fatal, very observant, incredible problem solving skills, nosey, can't handle loss so well because of her father's death, secretive, soft-spoken,
>Bio:
a detective from mangopolis dome, she comes from a long line of demonhunters.
▶ No.75793>>75807
>>75788
What's worse when referring to male characters:
>calling them "waifu"s
>calling them "husbando"s instead of "hazubando"s
▶ No.75794
>>53861 (OP)
Mostly because daddy issues. lol
▶ No.75807>>75811
>>75788
>>75793
I just never liked that term so I never used it
:^)
▶ No.75811>>75896
>>75807
Still it best to avoid confusion, he is pretty feminine tho.
▶ No.75841>>75854
>>75830
Good tastes, he's only a playable character in Central Fiction, right? I've been meaning to get back into Blazblue at some point, and part of the reason is because of Jubei. I hope I like his playstyle, if not, I can always go back to playing Carl.
▶ No.75843
the best girl in the whole world
▶ No.75854
>>75841
Only CF indeed. Unfortunately, he's pretty awful tier-wise unless they did some major overhaul to him. His mixups are good, but the main problem is that for whatever reason, if he's ever hit it's considered that he is hit while crouching, even if he's standing. So any crouch-specific combos just automatically work on him even if he's blocking high. Lots of characters just eat him up because of that.
▶ No.75881
Don't care if it does count. posting anyway. Tohru=waifu4lifu
▶ No.75894
>>75830
That nigga right there almost convinced me to buy Central Fiction.
Then I remembered I hate that kind of fighting game and the pricing structure scared me off.
▶ No.75896>>75917 >>75918 >>75919 >>76053
>>75811
You do realize there is absolutely nothing in canon to support that. It is (rather remarkably) 100% fanon that says that Asriel is feminine, or has big hips and a thicc ass. All because he wears a robe, some retards thought it was a dress, and the meme spread. Oh, he's not a giant bara beast like his father, so he must have his mother's body, lol that's how genetics works, right?
Besides, you can't have him. He belongs to Chara. For forever.
▶ No.75917
>>75896
>he belongs to a retard whose shitty plan got Asriel killed
To be fair though, it's true but only because toby was gay and left him in his own personal hell for the rest of eternity.
▶ No.75918>>75935
>>75896
Not like there’s anything in canon to support Asriel having small hips and a flat ass.
▶ No.75919>>75921 >>75935
>>75896
>sperging over canon this hard
WEW
>Besides, you can't have him. He belongs to Chara. For forever.
No he's mine.
▶ No.75921
>>75919
NO I'M HIS
NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE HIM
▶ No.75935>>75944 >>75948
>>75918
>There's no evidence to support a male looking like a male
Occam's Razor, bro.
>>75919
>Frisk
>Who knew Asriel for all of fifteen minutes, most of which was a battle to the death
>Hugged him once (depending on Player input) and then left him to die
You can't even prove he cared for Asriel at all. Not even a little.
▶ No.75944>>76080
>>75935
>Occam's Razor, bro.
Ok
>he's much more lean than his father and wears similar clothes to his mother
that's pretty feminine if you ask me
▶ No.75948>>76080
>>75935
>The Frisk doesn't love Asriel meme
Stale and Wrong
▶ No.76053>>76054
>>75896
are you fucking retarded
▶ No.76054>>76080
>>76053
well, he does have brain damage
▶ No.76080>>76094 >>76127
>>75944
>If I dress like a woman, I transform into a woman!
>Not realizing that Asriel's grown form was that of a teenager, hence no facial hair like his father has
Come on, man. This isn't difficult.
>>75948
Asriel liked the idealized friendship that Frisk represented, therefore Frisk loved him? I'm not sure how you make that leap of logic. Frisk is 99.99% a blank slate of a character; we don't know a damn thing about them.
>>76054
Pic related.
▶ No.76094>>76255
>>76080
But that still makes him appear more feminine.
▶ No.76255>>76343
>>76094
>Not being bara means feminine
>Undeveloped teenage boys are always feminine
Just stop already.
>>76127
It's more of an argument than you have, kid.
▶ No.76259>>76266 >>76350 >>76357
Why are goatposters such obnoxious faggots.
Asriel isn't even that bad of a character, yet he draws in cancer like nobody's business.
▶ No.76266
>>76259
That because you have obnoxious spergs who overthink shit instead of loving their timemage.
I'm just posting him because I love him and sorry if I spam too much images of him.
▶ No.76343>>76344 >>76489
>>76255
>wearing womens clothing isn't a feminine act
it's like you have something wrong with your thought process
▶ No.76344>>76364
>>76343
>A robe is women's clothes
No u.
▶ No.76350>>76352 >>76469
>>76259
another artist added to my Hydrus subscriptions, that renamon is too sweet. anyone who draws a good sexy renamon is OK in my book.
▶ No.76352>>76362 >>76469
>>76350
They always ruin it by adding humongous boobs though
▶ No.76357>>76469
>>76259
isn't this MarbleSoda? why is he named Acstlu now?
▶ No.76362
>>76352
>ruin it
faggot pls go
▶ No.76364
>>76344
It's identical to the one his mother wears.
▶ No.76469>>76906
>>76350
A fine rule to live by.
>>76352
Take this then you low test loser.
>>76357
No idea, don't even remember where I found the pic.
▶ No.76489>>76504 >>76542
>>76343
>a piece of cloth is inherently male or female
▶ No.76504>>76505 >>76536 >>76542
>>76489
>I-it's a unisex dress mom! Baka.
▶ No.76505>>76542
>>76504
>Not posting the other part
▶ No.76536>>76537 >>76542
>>76504
It's clearly a robe, not a dress. fite me
▶ No.76537>>76542
>>76536
I want to wear a dress
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▶ No.76543
>>76542
>Boston, 1755--1760, boy and (probably) girl
▶ No.76711>>76720
>All this sperging over males wearing robes/dresses because I said Asriel is feminine
I don't how I keep doing this by just posting goats, but I guess people will argue over anything.
▶ No.76720>>76896
>>76711
It's because that one tumblr faggot keeps starting spergs about how he wants to fuck kid asriel and how muscles aren't gained but you're just flat out born with them.
▶ No.76896>>76921 >>76929 >>76934
>>76720
>he wants to fuck kid asriel
Smart guy. You'd have to be a retard not to.
>muscles aren't gained but you're just flat out born with them
What??
▶ No.76906
>>76469
no, i mistook him for another artist (miso souperstar) and mixed the name up with marblesoda. but they're 3 entirely different artists.
▶ No.76921>>76923 >>76942
>>76896
Your genes determine the amount of muscle cells and fibers that develop over your skeleton. Exercising doesn't make those cells multiply but rather encourages the ones there to get larger. Phrasing it that way does sound fucking retarded, yes.
▶ No.76923>>76942
>>76921
if your genes determine your IQ, your height, and the amount of muscle cells and fibers, wouldn't it be fair to say that your genes also determine your talents and abilities and the limits of such thereof?
▶ No.76929
>>76896
Do you want me to unzip and jerk off to Asriel right now?
▶ No.76942>>77024
>>76923
>>76921
I meant to say that he's trying to argue that because his father is bara that he will be bara automatically or some shit.
this is a shamefur dispray
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▶ No.76965
>>76945
>>76953
nevermind i found it already
▶ No.76969>>76975
>>76945
Wow.
My commission makes a surprisingly good reaction image.
▶ No.76975>>76990
>>76969
you're a huge faggot pierce, but you commission some good shit.
▶ No.76976>>76980
>>76945
Well, Asriel does turn people gay.
▶ No.76980>>77024 >>77050
>>76976
how could he not he's the femmiest femboy around, he's just a nano-leap of masculinity away from onta/tokifuji's males.
▶ No.77024>>77027 >>77034 >>77095
>>76942
You don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, and if anything MY argument would be:
1) Asriel could be any body type because sons aren't carbon clones of their father, and we know nothing about Boss Monster genetics anyway as to what traits are heritable.
2) The form that Asriel takes is an imaginary representation of a child making himself bigger, not an adult. Someone once made a convincing argument that God of Hyperdeath Asriel probably still had a teeny kid's dick under that robe, because Asriel would not have bothered to make it bigger; children do not conceive of large penises correlating with power, like adults who have consumed pornography often do.
>>76980
As someone who is ACTUALLY gay, this is basically the reverse of reality. All this shit does is make completely straight young men think maybe dicks aren't so bad if you attach them to a woman's body. That's why I stick with Shotagoat; no ambiguity about boyishness.
▶ No.77027>>77028
>>77024
>God of Hyperdeath Asriel probably still had a teeny kid's dick under that robe
Damn people's minds sure work in mysterious ways.
▶ No.77028>>77035 >>77038
>>77027
Damn, I want him to take my SOUL and pozz it up good and hard
▶ No.77034
>>77024
>ll this shit does is make completely straight young men think maybe dicks aren't so bad if you attach them to a woman's body.
thats true though. whats wrong with telling the truth?
▶ No.77035>>77039
>>77028
you disqusting leftist.
▶ No.77039
>>77035
The only part of me that leans left is my goatboner~
>>77038
Yes good
▶ No.77050>>77084
>>76980
He does work as a femboy, his femininity is pretty noticeable.
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▶ No.77095>>77100 >>77112
>>77024
But monsters don't reproduce with sexual organs and have no need to excrete waste through urination, so there shouldn't be a penis you kiddie diddler.
▶ No.77100>>77110
>>77095
Are you suggesting that Asriel is a nullo?
▶ No.77110>>77112
>>77100
He could still have testicles, nullo is when you don't have either.
▶ No.77112>>77140 >>77163 >>77179
>>77095
>>77110
Boss Monsters don't have a physical body at all. It's all magic, so any gender differentiation wouldn't require hormones through gonads, either. But Occam's Razor suggests you should believe the common rather than the uncommon. So monsters probably have genitals, simply because everything else does. It's more rational to guess something follows the same trend, rather than being a singular exception. After all, most of them wear clothes in the same manner as humans do, suggesting a form of modesty; why always cover up a null crotch, if the only point of clothing were ornamentation?
Although it's never mentioned where monsters came from, I would posit that they were based off of humans in the first place. The most powerful and significant ones are the closest to being humanoid. Either the monsters were created by humans in their own image, or they patterned themselves after humans (having some degree of control over their appearance, depending on magic power).
So Asriel probably had a dick. But Chara was the one who showed him how to use it.
▶ No.77140>>77375
>>77112
get your fucking bullshit ass headcannon out of here
it's literally confirmed they sexually reproduce
▶ No.77163>>77241
>>77112
You mean, Chara is the one who made Asriel even better~
▶ No.77171>>77243
>People are really arguing about whether a fictional video game time mage goat have a dick or not
This is honestly so fucking sad.
>>77084
They don't call him ASS-riel Creamurr for nothing.
▶ No.77179>>77180 >>77242
>>77112
> simply because everything else does.
but monsters aren't everything else, they're a completely different evolutionary path from other sentient life and seem to reproduce by external meiosis of some form or another. Nothing in nature observes that pattern and taking into account the lack of need for such appendages, there would be no penis or sexual organs as per occam's razor.
▶ No.77180>>77187 >>77190
>>77179
THERE IS LITERALLY A RECORDING OF TORIEL TALKING TO ASGORE ABOUT BEING PREGNANT WITH ASRIEL YOU FUCKING STUPID GAY FAGGOT, GO ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME OR KILL YOURSELF BY SHOVING AN ICE CREAM CONE UP YOUR ASS, FUCK YOU
▶ No.77187>>77190
>>77180
You don't have to watch those tapes to proceed so they're not difficult to miss, just saying.
▶ No.77190>>77263 >>77375
>>77180
>>77187
oh yeah, I forgot she said pregnant
then how the fuck did that soul bonding thing work that was explained in snowdin
▶ No.77241>>77263
>>77163
What did he mean by this? And how does a knife come in to "making Asriel even better"?
▶ No.77242
>>77179
So this is the where a legitimate interpretation of the "it's magic, y'dummy," argument that gets misinterpreted (and then misused) so often comes in.
The obvious takeaway is that Undertale's monsters aren't corporeal life as we know it. If you need extra context for the line you've greentexted, you can find it in the paragraph that follows in that anon's same post:
>Although it's never mentioned where monsters came from, I would posit that they were based off of humans in the first place. The most powerful and significant ones are the closest to being humanoid. Either the monsters were created by humans in their own image, or they patterned themselves after humans (having some degree of control over their appearance, depending on magic power).
▶ No.77243>>77263
>>77171
i think boys without doodles are cute uwu
▶ No.77263>>77272 >>77290
>>77243
The goat is much better with his Hyper DONG.
>>77190
Maybe it's something extra.
>>77241
That because he means Chara cut off Asriel dick, which wouldn't be the worst thing Chara did to Asriel, even if that was true.
▶ No.77272>>77276
>>77263
Dude, buy yourself an Asriel plush to jerk off onto already.
▶ No.77276
>>77272
Meh, at least I'm not arguing about whether a fictional goat have a dick or not.
▶ No.77290>>77292 >>77343
>>77263
or maybe it's just toby being forgetful and rushing the two major endings like he did
because there was very clearly an explanation in snowdin that seemed to suggest that monsters don't reproduce like anything else on the planet
▶ No.77292>>77295
>>77290
>Rushed
He had no deadlines. He released it when it was ready. Stop being so entitled
▶ No.77294>>77297
>goatboi trying to play with himself after he's had his doodle removed
▶ No.77295>>77343
>>77292
>He had no deadlines. He released it when it was ready.
Well if that's the case then he's just a shit story teller who made shit up as he went. I'd like not to believe that, but the "lore" is told mostly through text dumps so I'm not too sure.
>stop being so entitled
Stop being so reddit.
▶ No.77297>>77349
>>77294
>not having a sensitive null crotch to have groped and teased
▶ No.77343
>>77290
>>77295
I guess if you really want to stretch it, you could say toriel being pregnant is just the soul bonding taking it time and it's slowly making the child(kinda like a fetus growing until it become a baby.) Tho I don't see why it such a big deal.
Smol Gote is a bundle of joy that came out just right. Made solely for cuddles and snootle boops.
▶ No.77349>>77350
>>77297
people on this board are FREAKS omg
▶ No.77375>>77410 >>77412
>>77140
>>77190
The SOUL combining thing could be how they conceive, after which the mother becomes pregnant with the developing child in the same way. Which would just make SOULs used in this way like some kind of monster DNA, and otherwise no different from human reproduction.
A while back I made a tongue-in-cheek "theory" that monster sex (as in the act of pair bonding and pleasure, not reproduction) is actually through kissing. Really, if they didn't have genitals, the lips are about the only erogenous zone left. The reason why Toriel lost her shit at the idea of Alphys and Undyne kissing while Frisk was there, when that should normally be no big deal, is because that would be akin to them just up and fucking in front of the kid. The lesser version of this is nose-nuzzling, hence why Toriel and Asgore can win a competition in that without it being lewd.
Note: There was a monster in Grillby's that said he was looking forward to eating human food... and using human toilets. So this means that monsters must have an anus. Which means that even if Asriel doesn't have a dick, he's still taking Chara's, and there's nothing you can do about it.
▶ No.77396
I want Tesshin to bully me with his ninja abilities.
▶ No.77410
>>77375
You should stop posting.
▶ No.77412>>77420
>>77375
>Which means that even if Asriel doesn't have a dick, he's still taking Chara's, and there's nothing you can do about it.
>implying Asriel should take any of Chara's crap
▶ No.77420>>77429 >>77531
>>77412
>Taking Chara's crap
Well, in order for that to happen, he'd have to be on top, now wouldn't he. :^)
▶ No.77429>>77449
>>77420
I'd bottom Asriel so hard I'd grow a second vagina (t. cuntboy)
▶ No.77439>>77445
>>71612
oh hey, its my commission, love how that one came out
▶ No.77445
>>77439
oh well thanks for commissioning that picture, the world could always use more feminine edge goat.
▶ No.77449
▶ No.77531>>77546
>>77420
Asriel deserves to have a family with Frisk, rather than take crap from a murderous backstabber.
▶ No.77546>>78280
>>77531
>murderous backstabber
You mean like Flowey? Because if we're comparing Genocide Chara to normal Chara, it's exactly the same thing.
▶ No.78085
>>78075
I know of literally no other goats in any other media, much less husbando material, so it's not like there's much of a contest. He kinda wins by default.
▶ No.78087
▶ No.78088>>78121
How about some comfy goat as a token of my love and appreciation for him.
▶ No.78121>>78200 >>78224 >>78262
>>78088
How about you faggot piss off and stop spamming this board and the opinion thread? Thanks.
▶ No.78200
>>78121
how about you stop being a faggot
▶ No.78224>>78283
>>78121
If you want to post someone else, go ahead.
Until then, how could you NOT want a huge fluffy goat to cuddle you (among other things)?
▶ No.78262
>>78121
>How dare you post your husbando in the husbandp thread
▶ No.78280>>78292 >>78333
>>77546
>Flowey
They both belong in gay baby jail.
▶ No.78283>>78290 >>78333
>>78224
>the samefagging
>the spamming
>the easily being triggered
I wonder who you are. I wonder how much you hate certain OTPs in other threads. Hmmm.
▶ No.78290>>78291
>>78283
>thinking 3 anons are one person
I'm not the no sexual fag or the sperg who make paragraphs on whether or not a fictional goat have a dick.
▶ No.78291
>>78290
There is the goat guy, the nullo guy, and me. It feels like there are literally 3 people talking crap to each other out of loneliness.
▶ No.78292>>78298 >>78339
>>78280
Yeah this is just like the personality he has as goat cub Asriel. Yep. Totally. There's zero difference. Mh-hm. They are one and the same. Even visually. There's nothing going on, like two different personalities. Nope. It's aaall written in the faggy book of Undertale, illustrated by tumblr. Yep.
▶ No.78298
>>78292
>Implying that the "they" was about pure goat and devil flower
It was about Chara and Flowey silly.
▶ No.78333>>78352
>>78280
>Asriel
>Gay baby
Only if Chara's a canon boy. :^)
>>78283
You're the one that's triggered, buddy. You're the one sitting impotently there watching as we transform the husbando thread into an Asriel thread, doing nothing to stop it but bitching the entire time.
▶ No.78339
>>78292
>he's still trying to say character is the same thing as personality
>>>/gaiaonline/
▶ No.78342>>78346 >>78450
>>53861 (OP)
Bull with manbun from shitty LGBTQBBQ+ comic.
R8 plz.
▶ No.78346
▶ No.78352>>78386
>>78333
Asriel can be gay, even if Chara a female.
▶ No.78386>>78392
>>78352
That's like saying a man can be straight even if he's fucking a boy. That's not how it works.
▶ No.78392>>78403
>>78386
>Not realizing I was talking about Frisk
>Even ignoring the adult frisk and edgegoat having gay sex picture
Must have flew over your head.
▶ No.78403>>78406 >>78465
>>78392
Every interaction Asriel had with Frisk was in canon, and we saw it happen. They shared one hug (maybe). If he ever fucked ANYONE, it sure wasn't Frisk.
▶ No.78406
>>78403
I'm just saying that if Asriel was gay then, chara isn't the only person he could have gay sex with.
Not to mention, Canon Asriel most likely doesn't know what sex is. Why are you trying to argue with "Muh canon" when pretty much nobody in the fandom cares about canon anymore.
▶ No.78450>>78476
>>78342
he looks so inconsistent between panels.
what the fuck is up with that
▶ No.78465
>>78403
>argument about things that didn't happen
>HURR DURR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN SO YOUR ARGUMENT A NOT REAL
wew
▶ No.78476
>>78450
because the person can't draw
▶ No.78559
▶ No.78575>>78613
>Champa
Beerus is SO MUCH MORE HOT.
▶ No.78613
>>78575
Maybe his fetish is a lack of ideas.
>>78579
I'd ram my cock into it's drawn by a 12 year old Deviant Artist's face.
▶ No.78625
>>63715
Kass is probaby my most fapped to video game character at this point
▶ No.78692>>79177
>>78579
You want to fuck a DeviantArt OC, ok then
▶ No.79036
Seeing more good giga bowser would be great!
▶ No.79177>>79371
>>78692
Techically, Bani is a YouTube-born character that blew up heavily on DA. Bani inspired a lot of Deviants to make OCs and animations rather than just making shitty Pokémon fursonas and fanfiction. So Bani killed an era of cringe and replaced with an era of something less cringey. Then Stariaat and Kittydog came around and made people into copycat, cringey perverts all over again.
▶ No.79370
>>78688
You got the best taste in Morenatsu nigga.
I applaud you taste.
▶ No.79371
>>79177
>So Bani killed an era of cringe and replaced with an era of something less cringey
Sorry to break it to you, but...
▶ No.79388>>79389
>>79363
damn, now I feel obligated to post more goat
▶ No.79389>>79434
>>79388
More goat is always good.
▶ No.79434>>79436 >>79446 >>79459 >>79464
>>79389
It's always the same shit in every fucking thread and you don't contribute anything new to this place, that's why everyone leaves this fucking fraud of a site.
▶ No.79436
>>79434
>People still get mad when I post goats
Goatposting never tasted so good.
>that's why everyone leaves this fucking fraud of a site
If you leave a whole site because of one poster then, kill yourself.
▶ No.79446>>79456
>>79434
Your mad and call this a Fraud Site just because you see the same art post multiple times?
My god, I agree...go kill yourself
▶ No.79456>>79463 >>79498
>>79446
Who cares if I let you special snowflakes alone here, there's noone else anyway.
▶ No.79459>>79464 >>79503
>>79434
>It's always the same shit in every fucking thread
So is every porn dump thread; what's your point? You're just bitching because you don't like Undertale so you get special-snowflake triggered whenever it's posted. Fuck off back to /v/ if you want to be among "friends"; we actually like Undertale here.
▶ No.79463
>>79456
>there's noone else anyway.
>Being this stupid
▶ No.79464>>79505
>>79434
>mfw goatposting causes newfags to leave
>>79459
>sexualizing the kid
NO
▶ No.79498
>>79456
You sound loney as hell. Is that why your saying dumb childish horseshit?
▶ No.79503
>>79459
I want Assriel to reverse pedo me
▶ No.79505>>79522
>>79464
>Sexualizing a kid wearing the magical equivalent of his father's dress shirt and tie, and pretending as if that makes him a mental adult
You're cute. Stupid, but cute. Kinda like Asriel.
▶ No.79522>>79533 >>79560 >>79690 >>79874
>>79505
>The "Asriel is a kid no matter what" meme
>When Toby Fox himself said that God of Hyper Death Asriel is an adult
wew
https://twitter.com/tobyfox/status/745884642134343680
▶ No.79533
>>79522
Which is obvious because the fandom is retarded.
If he's even anything by now since he's a flower, then a kid, then an adult, then a god... he's something else.
OH SHIT where's the cancer shitposting that I didn't understand the game! Where is the autist /fur/ core audience pissing at me? OH NOES!
▶ No.79552>>79558
You ever noticed that if you switch the A and I in Asriel is spells "Israel"?
What could this mean?
▶ No.79558
▶ No.79560>>79620
>>79522
i thought he was anti merch
▶ No.79620>>79622
>>79560
He was probably asking what version of Asriel people would buy if he plans to make any. There is still a chance that Azzy merch might get made in a few years, where it's fine for spoilers, because the game would be pretty old at that point.
▶ No.79622
>>79620
Tfw no high quality Asriel silicone dick
▶ No.79690>>79694 >>79738 >>79771
>>79522
>A twitter memepost is equal to the actual game's canon
Remind me again which part shows how God of Hyperdeath Asriel has an adult's mind and emotional maturity? Was it between the edgy playful rainbow attack names, and the crying because you won't let him win? I must have missed it.
▶ No.79694
>>79690
>Not liking a de-aged sissy
▶ No.79738>>79772 >>79780
>>79690
>Forgetting about Flowey
>Not realizing that GoHD Asriel had the same personality as Flowey
Huh, I guess manipulating everyone doesn't count as have an adult mind.
>the crying because you won't let him win
That's because he hasn't felt love for god know how long.
▶ No.79771
>>79690
>crying
>because you won't let him win
>imfuckingplying that's why
How the hell did you not understand that?
Here's a hint, imagine being in a sensory deprivation tank for the rest of your life, except you never die and can't kill yourself.
▶ No.79772>>79779 >>79782 >>79791
>>79738
>GoHD Asriel had the same personality as Flowey
>Children are incapable of manipulating anyone, ever
Now I KNOW that you didn't understand anything. You really are an idiot.
▶ No.79779
>>79772
>personality is character
AGAIN WITH BEING THIS FUCKING RETARDED
Jesus fucking CHRIST HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DENSE?
▶ No.79780>>79781 >>79791
>>79738
>God of HYPER death
:thinking:
▶ No.79781
▶ No.79782
>>79772
kill yourself my man
▶ No.79791>>79798 >>79841
>>79772
>"Children can manipulate so GoHD Asriel MUST be a child."
You're reaching so hard that even Flowey vines can't reach that long.
>>79780
>thinking
>no picture
ftfy
▶ No.79798>>79801
>>79791
Why is he so perfect
▶ No.79808>>79814 >>79815
>>79801
Dang I wish he was my brother, then I could ride his big thick cock all day
▶ No.79814
>>79808
You don't need to be his brother, anon. He is your best friend.
▶ No.79815>>79817
>>79808
Dang I wish I could live a long and happy life with him.
▶ No.79817
>>79815
Bend over and he can fill you with his DETERMINATION
▶ No.79841>>79848 >>79851 >>79874
>>79791
What's your evidence that GoH Asriel is an adult, other than that he looks like one? I'll wait.
▶ No.79848
>>79841
Imagine he grew his cock bigger but nothing else
▶ No.79851>>79874 >>79902
>>79841
>sacrificing his one out to his personal hell for his own peoples freedom
>not an action more adult than most adults are willing to do
inb4: but muh crybaby, but muh flowey, but muh only did it because he lost
▶ No.79874>>79897 >>79902
>>79841
>What's your evidence that GoH Asriel is an adult
I already shown you that Toby himself said that GoHD Asriel is an adult >>79522 ; Toby made the game, and story so, what he said is final. How can you argue "That not canon", when the guy who made the game is saying that?
Also: >>79851 ; Asriel sacrificing his own freedom for others is one of the most adult thing he did.
▶ No.79897
>>79874
Just because the primary source/author said something, doesn't make it canon
See: The entirety of what JK Rowling said a decade after books are out
▶ No.79902>>79912 >>79949
>>79851
There being some magical cutoff between child and adult is a teenager's fallacy. Children can behave with astounding maturity, and as YOU YOURSELF admitted, adults can be unwilling to do the same, or even be very immature. Just look at Trump. Guy's 70+ and still hasn't "grown up", at the same time, you can find any number of news stories of little kids sacrificing themselves or showing strong courage. Only a few centuries ago, preteen boys commonly went to war alongside adults.
This proves nothing.
>>79874
You're probably not nearly as skilled in the use of language as I am, so I'll have to explain this tediously. The primary purpose of language is to accurately convey thoughts, and in certain platforms this can be limited by the necessity of both clarity and brevity. In this case, Toby wanted to create an obvious distinction between two different forms of Asriel. The easiest way to do so is to use a visually distinctive difference between them, something that even someone barely familiar with the game would be able to recognize. If he had used something like "God of Hyperdeath Asriel", his intention could be misunderstood if people did not know what that means.
For a moment, think as a Devil's Advocate. Consider, what if Toby thought both forms of Asriel were a child. How could he convey this in the medium of a twitter post while adhering to the requirements of the above? The only way would break the other rule of brevity. Something like "shirt-wearing kid Asriel" and "robe-wearing kid-shaped-like-an-adult Asriel". See how dumb that sounds? He wouldn't do that.
By the way, I've got some screenshots from the movie Big, some of kid Josh, some of adult Josh. See what I did there?
It's written the way it's written because of the necessity of the use of language, not because Toby was trying to make a defining statement. If he intended GoH Asriel to be an adult WHY WOULD HE WAIT A YEAR after the game was released to say so? Why wouldn't he have put it in the actual game...? Canon isn't all created equal, and few people accept "word of God" as canon. Even if it were Toby's intention to declare, right then, that GoH Asriel is an adult (which I have demonstrated is almost certainly not the case), then it would still contradict what's in the game. That would be a retcon.
▶ No.79942>>79943
>>79912
>Celebrating not reading
An entire country that is anti-education and anti-science. It's funny how the entire world thinks you're as dumb and brainwashed as North Koreans, but you have no idea.
▶ No.79943>>79953
>>79942
I'm celebrating not reading your wall of flumpfk 2 scoops tier commentary.
Especially since you're insinuating that all that matters is either age or how old the character looks to be classified an adult, in which case Asriel had an adult form that had proportions of an adult of his species, and if you're talking age, he lived a countless amount of time as a flower, so that argument is bunk too.
▶ No.79949>>79953
>>79902
Oh my god, I have never seen this level of canon denial before.
>Blah blah blah pseudo-intellectual babble about language
You make twitter posts look like the hardest thing to do. The only reason Toby went with "shirt wearing kid" and "sassy rode-wearing adult" is because he didn't want to spoil the game for people who haven't played it yet.
>If he intended GoH Asriel to be an adult WHY WOULD HE WAIT A YEAR after the game was released to say so?
Because Toby has enough common sense to know if GoHD Asriel looks like an adult then, people assume he is an adult.
>Even if it were Toby's intention to declare, right then, that GoH Asriel is an adult (which I have demonstrated is almost certainly not the case), then it would still contradict what's in the game
You didn't demonstrated anything, all you did was try to say GoHD Asriel is child without any evidence what so ever, and when shown evidence that said GoHD Asriel is an adult from the guy WHO MADE THE GAME, you deny it and say "That not what he meant" when it so obvious he did.
▶ No.79953>>79958 >>79979 >>80127
>>79943
So it'd be as okay to fuck the version of Asriel who appeared as a child, as it would be to fuck the one who appeared as an adult. After all, it's just appearance and they both lived for countless years!
You can't win this.
>>79949
>Fuck your linguistic analysis of a guy who was careful about language all through the game; I KNOW WHAT HE'S THINKING!
Okay, bro.
>GoHD Asriel is child without any evidence what so ever
So you're saying that an obvious child popping instantly into the form of an adult means he also instantly became an adult? Because he absorbed all the SOULs when still in his kid form, meaning they didn't change him. When, exactly, did he "become an adult" in anything other than outward appearance? You can't answer that, because it's DIDN'T HAPPEN.
▶ No.79958>>79967
>>79953
Dang wish my cock was that small, then me and Asriel can take turns 69ing our boy pacifiers
▶ No.79967
>>79958
Don't worry.
Your cock IS small. That's what your mom said.
▶ No.79979
>>79953
Only if you agree that the one that appears right before GoHD is mentally an adult. In reverse, you could make the argument that someone with a brain of a 9 year old in the body of an adult would be pedoshit, and this is supported by law. Even then, he has shown controll over his form, so there would be no reason he would ever use that form for sexual relations, it would be pointless.
▶ No.80127
>>79953
>"linguistic analysis"
Yeah no, it's pseudo-intellectual babble: It's has little to nothing to do with the argument, and it's just there to make you sound smarter than your opponent when really you're not (Hence the "You're probably not nearly as skilled in the use of language as I am" comment). If Toby wanted to say GoHD Asriel was a kid, he could say "sassy rode-wearing kid" or something like that. It's not that hard.(I mean, fuck who else could be "a certain tragic boy that begins with "A".)
Let it go, dude. It officially been said by the guy who made the game that GoHD Asriel is an adult, and I'm pretty sure if Toby wanted to make GoHD Asriel a child, he would probably do something like pic related.