/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay

Fuck off, OP.

Go out there, and typefug with a decent person. Then, tell them how much they suck compared to that person, share logs if you can. That'll get them to back the fuck off without you ever having to say a word!

You can always try killing yourself

You say "No thank you, I would not like to roleplay with you anymore."

Hopefully they say "okay, thanks for your time have a nice day and good luck finding people!"

If they ask why, you say something like, "Your writing style doesn't appeal to me" or "sometimes you make grammatical errors that take me out of the RP" or "I'm not feeling like this roleplay is creative in the way that I'm looking for."

Just tell them the truth without being mean.

"Sorry, unfortunately I don't think we're compatible. Good luck!"

Then if they persist, block them.

In other words, don't be fucking autistic, lol. This is basic human interaction here.

>>97585

Do this. It's great and fucking hot to know your partner's used your logs to do it.

>>97585

>>97616

So… Small Post Humilliation ?

>>99542

You don't need to be a literary genius to type a paragraph - illiterate shitters are what they are because they refuse to put in the extremely small amounts of effort needed to be decent. Seriously, it's not magic - the more you do long posts the more you'll get good at them.

>>97585

>>97616

Running into the right person can get you temp-banned for this unless they're a true shitter, in which case they'll just swear at you like an underaged kid.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>99544

Worth it.

>>99555

t. fai, b& 47 times and bitching' about it 24/7

>>99585

I think I'm at 9 times, and I never actually got temp banned for that particular offense, so.

>>97582

>How can I break it to these suckers in the nicest way possible that they need to improve their writing style and ramp up on their creativity if they ever want to jump into the digital sack with one or more of my characters?

Just say "No."

Literally that single word. That's all you need. If they get pissy, don't pay them any mind.

>>100725

I am immensely curious so as to what the hell would that box actually contain.

Onto your question: pink or purple dominant. Shill around. Or not even shill.

I got a few approaches on this https://www.f-list.net/c/pinkygoopy/ experimental trashy profile, without posting any ads at all.

>>100725

>>100727

Oh and also the surest way: lurk a big room, watch out for somebody doing random "me flops", then immediately start interacting. Don't stop. If they are silent for too long, poke them. BECOME THE CLINGY SHITTER TO THE CLINGY SHITTERS!

>>100727

>;)

found your problem

it's like your asking for it

>>100731

Yes.

Yes I was asking for it.

Did you miss me saying "experimental trash"?

I am not good at ERP. I once used F-list back in my teens. EVERY TIME I GO THERE, NO MATTER HOW MANY MONTHS/YEARS IT'S BEEN, ALMOST NO MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY, When I log into my account, THIS FUCKING FURRY WILL IMMEDIATELY TRY TO HOP ON MY DICK. I really really hate the fucker.

>>99543

I can never understand the concept of para RP. I used to do it all the fucking time when I was younger, but my posts have become more or less adaptive now between 2-4 and 3-5.

The problem I see with most para RPers is either they're repetitive, have to control your character, draw out something with unneeded babbling, or are the rare ones that are actually good and make your posts feel insignificant and shitty, no matter how nicely detailed you are.

I mean, there's a finite number of different ways you can say you're fucking my fat cunt, for fuck's sake man either get depraved and necessitate the use of longer posts or fuck off.

>>97611

Ya mane. Denying somebody doesn't have to be judgemental. You can just say "I'm not interested in the character" or "we want different things out of RP" or "our writing isn't compatible." All of that would still be true but less needlessly insulting than "your character is a retarded donut steel," "your kinks are like a fucked up alien's," or "you write ten paragraphs of purple prose trash in every post you desensitized 16-hour-a-day-RP loser"

>>132961

The problem with para RP (or x paras RP, or x lines RP) is that it's one-size-fits-all. I was the same way as you when I was younger, I thought longer was always better so I'd try to establish a baseline size every post would be for each RP.

But that's stupid. Some of the time it was like pulling teeth or padding a college essay and most of the extra stuff was just descriptions I and the other player had read a hundred times before anyway. Imagine if, in novels, authors had to keep every action every character takes roughly the same number of words. Sure, RP is a different medium with different conventions and goals, but fixed post length goals are still dumb.

It was one of the things that made it hard to enjoy RP. Combine that with RPing too much every day and you'd get miserably burnt out chasing this ideal. I'd eventually reach the point where I was just staring at a text entry box with severe writer's block, feeling worse and worse with every passing second as my partner had to wait longer, until I'd either make up an excuse or more likely just force quit whatever program I was using and hide in meatspace for a few days.

Nowadays I do flexible posts and all the best RPers I know are the same way. Anywhere from 2 sentences if the characters are just having a dialogue to two (or more) paragraphs if there's a major event that's complex or a changes a lot of details in the scene. I can't tell you nice it feels to write exactly the right amount, then stop and press enter. It's just freeing. Keeps the RP moving faster too.

>>132981

>Nowadays I do flexible posts and all the best RPers I know are the same way. Anywhere from 2 sentences if the characters are just having a dialogue to two (or more) paragraphs if there's a major event that's complex or a changes a lot of details in the scene. I can't tell you nice it feels to write exactly the right amount, then stop and press enter. It's just freeing. Keeps the RP moving faster too.

hnng god yes me too. It's so good to focus on moving the story above writing a certain amount. My partner is the same way and we go from xbox hueg paragraphs to single line stuff and it just flows so good

The worst place for insistence on long posts is the Shangrila MUSH. It may have changed since the last time I was there but it used to have a lot of people with four paragraph descriptions of their characters, minimum post length requirements in their profiles, and terrible long public posts that took forever.

>>132997

What's wrong with a four-paragraph description in a chat that doesn't have profile pictures?

I suppose it depends on the paragraph length, but still…

>>132998

Well I imagine it would spam your textlog when you check up on it or on other people passing by.

Imagine if the only way to view f-list character would be a command that fetches their profile into your chat.

>>133017

Yeah it's this and the fact that four paragraphs is arguably too much in a text medium. I mean even in the most descriptive romance novel the description's never that long all at once. Either way I'm glad f-chat exists because multimedia works so much better than text-only for RP.

>>133017

That's just a general MUD problem.

E V E R Y T H I N G spams your chat log. You either learn to manage it and scroll up and down, or you never really use the service. Most people's +finger profiles are longer than their description. Then there's +info and all the fields buried in that, then two separate kink-systems, each twice the size of a +finger, then the room description and the seating arrangements… by the time you've looked at any portion of their profile, you're already drowning in chat backlog. Heaven forbid any poor sod try and talk to you while you're reading through someone's bio.

Two extra paragraphs of description is hardly the worst of the problem…

>>133022

Yeah it sucks, which is too bad because I really like the idea of an RP MUSH with its persistent, connected world you can explore.

>>133023

Just learn to organize the madness.

If you must, collect their entire profile all at once (+finger, +info, description, etc) and then cut-and-paste it into a notepad on another window. So you can read it while continuing to keep up with chat. Use MUSHClient filters to add your name (and/or high-priority partners names) so it highlights it yellow or pings the screen.

It's honestly not that bad, and doesn't take that long to get used to. If it really bugged you, use two log-ins: one to chat, one to check up on people and read bios.

I dunno, it's been forever since I really used it. I just log in every couple of months to keep my one shameful character alive.

>>133032

>Use MUSHClient filters to add your name (and/or high-priority partners names) so it highlights it yellow or pings the screen.

This is the key thing for me. It's basically impossible to miss anything if I just have my client make pages bright yellow.