No.81858
Erotica, Fuck Yeah!
Are you ready to rock out with your cock out? Good! Because we don't believe in URL shortening on 8chan!
Game Ruu-ruus: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IBPFHfHZqN-llvrBPmthVSfl1SeRUHAvsNhW-4SUxzA/edit
Game Scoreboard: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mN6bYCECeZ3cmsVWvBScKXjJSOL5iTWBeorOxYE703E/pubhtml?gid=1344687957&single=true
Starter Profile
Civ Name:
First Race:
First Town:
Town Type: (Town/Fort/Camp, etc.)
Government:
First Advantage: (Tech, Defense, Unit)
First Commodity Spring:
Brief Summary:
Everyone starts with a single small town/fort/camp/monastery/whatever, with one Advantage, one Commodity, and one Race (plus humans, if you like). Feel free to do a writeup describing your civ/race/advantages in greater detail and Roll4Points! Don't forget the 2k (words) and 2lewd special rules for bonus points!
PLAY GAME.
No.81859
>>81858
>Tempted to join
>Know I'll probably just end up half-assing it due to time issues like last time
Either way I'm glad this came back. Rock on guys.
No.81862
 | Rolled 5 (1d10) |
Oh yeah, post example, totally forgot. Here goes. In an action post, start it (important!) like so:
>Action: Establish Trade Route: Forge > Nightspire.
>Commodity: <Ironx1>
>Points Spent: 4
Blah blah blah caravan blah blah blah road blah blah blah no stop making the cutlery move around asshole blah blah blah give us limestone, we need it for flux, here have some shitty iron we don't want.
No.81863
>>81858
Will you be using the same map as the old Ero Empire then, just wiped clean to start? Or is there an entirely new map?
No.81864
>>81863
There will be a new map at some point, but for now we're doing without. I suck at images and editing them. Seriously, I can't even get a decent result out of the donjon whatsit mapmaker. We did it early on in Ero-Empire, we can do it here.
If someone wants to volunteer as cartographer, then I have the link for the google-image edit thing which links to the game board. Basically, you edit the map file and it updates on the board, as seen on the current board which has the old map as a placeholder.
No.81869
Crap how do I roll again?
No.81870
>>81869
Use Show post options and limits in the reply box.
No.81873
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>81858
Civ Name: The Holy Order of Engløytig
First Race: Overwhelmingly human, some Seraphim, beautiful, tall, winged messengers of the True Gods, weakened significantly by their retreat.
First Town: Himmelknyteve
Town Type: Fortress City
Government: Holy Order (It's Complicated)
First Advantage: [Tech: Divine Magics]
First Commodity Spring: <Whitesteel>
Brief Summary: Tough, highly organized military order, dedicated to bringing back the True Gods, protecting and strengthening the world from savage aggression and evil, and spreading the faith.
https://www.f-list.net/c/order%20of%20engloytig If you're really interested in hearing about rank structure and the True Faith! Remember that the Order accepts all non-demonic recruits who are willing to serve the ideals of the Order - Justice, Honor, and Strength! You don't even have to be an adherent to the Faith to contribute, as all Anath's creations are welcome.
By the way, F-list chatroom when?
>Action: Discover Commodity
>Commodity: None.
>Points Spent: 8
http://pastebin.com/1PEjevyP
No.81874
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>81873
The Gods smile upon us!
No.81877
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Civ Name: The Korlick Hegemony
First Race:Many human slaves, overwhelmingly Dian'dre, giant Amazonian tiger people that like to fight and fuck, not always in that order.
First Town: Dia'kne
Town Type: Ruined Fortress
Government: Oligarchy
First Advantage: [Defense: High Walls]
First Commodity Spring: <Fire Powder>
Brief Summary: A nation of united clans and tribes dedicated to establishing a nation to call their home. That includes taking land with valuable resources, taking slaves, and breeding armies of soldiers.
>Action: Discover Commodity
>Commodity: None
>Points Spent: 8
Dia'kne was finally theirs. Lady Ko'lana repeated the name again and again, letting it tumble around in her mouth. A city to call their own. Granted it was more of a ghost town than the huge city it once was. Actually that was understating it. Even with the united tribes, the muster could barely find enough soldier to patrol the city's vast walls, let along rebuild the holes they made when they first took it. The streets were nearly empty, many families still going through the looted houses, picking out which one they wanted. In fact, the way her people had spread through the city, there was little of the city bustle she had come to expect. That would change though. With a place to secure their food stores, without the threat of raiders or scavengers, and a place for the men to keep to themselves, the city would grow. Her city.
She went through the inventories again. The humans had used much of their fire powder trying to repel her warriors, but she was delighted to find that many had yet to be touched. Entire pallets of pressed powder still lay in storerooms and warehouses that her soldiers were still uncovering. It was quite devastating being on the receiving end of those exploding packages. It would be nice to be using them instead. Food was still plentiful, the siege didn't last long enough for the humans to consume it all. Water was secured. Now for the slaves…
Many of the humans fell in the city's defense, a brave but foolish gesture. All it earned them was a quick death so they wouldn't see those left behind suffer. Already the human males were being sent down the old mineshafts. The humans had collapsed many of them before the city was taken to keep the Dian'dre from tunneling up. A foolish gesture as the Dian'dre didn't need them. Now the same miners that closed them toiled away reopening them, rediscovering the old tunnels, finding the veins to ores and stones that allowed the city to prosper in the first place.
All the while, the human wives and daughters learned that Dian'dre men were very…frisky. Moans and screams echoed through the old spires that dotted the top of the fortress. What used to be the homes of the wealthy and elite had been converted into a pleasure palace for the males to satiate their endless need to mate. She looked down and saw a Dian'dre male on the roof of his new home. He had cornered the house's former inhabitant, a human woman that looked rather delicate, dressed in colorful clothes, holding up a knife at the male. The Dian'dre batted it aside, pushed her down, and tore her skirt off. Her screams were muffled by his chest as he buried her under his massive frame, lining his hardening member with her entrance and pushing in. Ko'lana could see the woman's arms flailing as the male continued to force his entire length into her, before grabbing onto the male's arms. The Dian'dre then proceeded to mate with his new slave right on the roof. That reminded Ko'lana. She had to check on her own consort, make sure he had a personal bed warmer. Preferably a soldier, he liked his women to be strong and durable.
But that could come at a later time. For now, she had to see progress on the mineshafts.
No.81882
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Civ Name: Kingdom of Paranpick
First City: Fairfield
City Type: Small, quiet town, with many smaller towns spreading out on the land around it.
First Race: Preolt
First Advantage: Tech: Advanced Weaving/Cloth-Works
First Commodity Spring: Silk
Government Type: Federation of Monarchies
Humans (as slaves or otherwise): No
Brief Write up: Elves, but really angel elves who like to look pretty. (Longer write up in OOC thread)
>Action: Discover Commodity
>Commodity: None
>Points Spent: 8
Deep, deep down in the depths of the Palace of the Ancients, an assembly on thirty Queens and Kings gathered, some with their angelic lovers upon their side, others held close by the more jealous of the angels. Regardless, all spoke in hushed, relaxed, and quiet tones to not grate upon the ears of their loves.
They worked to strengthen ties within their kingdom, invest in infrastructure, and work on roads to pave the way for success in the future. After today, their kingdom would be less of a cobbled together mess, and more of a.. kingdom. Here, now in the city of Fairfield, their nation would begin it's journey and conquest. To do.. something. They didn't quite know yet!
(Did I do it right? Is there something else I have to do, now?)
No.81883
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Civ Name: The Demoncratic Bureau
First Race: Demoburo
First Town: Tristram
Town Type: Town
Government Type: Bureaucracy
First Advantage: Technology: In The Court of the Crimson King
First Commodity Spring: Paper™
Brief description: Emerging from hell and finding the world lacking, the Demoburo became the world's first race of bureaucrats and lawyers before even the invention of the wheel.
>Action: Discover Commodity
>Points spent: 8
The thing with bureaucracy is, it tends to slow any natural process down to a stand still. While it may be useful for error-checking and for 'lawfully' acquiring a whole lot of money, it isn't a very great work ethic. Such was demonstrated in hell, where the Cult of Deniable Assets made quite a ruckus by stripping Belial of all his rights, then giving him ten months of mandatory public work. It didn't quite work out for them, for law is followed only as long as the people agree to it, and considering no people had the right to agree in Hell, they were basically useless.
The cult was chased out under threats of sodomy and laceration, and they personally noted down further investigation into "threats against their life" in the next quarter. There was a problem, however: They were now outside their legal jurisdiction, basically in international waters the moment they stumbled outside of some gaping hole. The hole, they noted, wasn't there before, and after some further scrutiny they would later find out that Belial had unlawfully erected an unregistered overground communications project without even paying any of his workers, and whilst all such workers would personally agree to his decision, none of them would be able to sign a proper legal document excusing Belial's (eng.) actions, considering the basic three subjects were unheard of in Hell.
To them, the hole wasn't merely a hole. It was a particularly unchartered hole, and it was not present in any local city zone map they could find (of which there were none). The next best thing, outside of simply excommunicating all of Hell, was to create a new city plan. This, by complete coincidence, caused an entirely new town to be created, one which later would become known as "Tristram" although every original plan called it simply "Administrative Region 35124M" (A stray immigrant erased it and threw some letters in instead).
At first, Tristram was nothing but a single wooden booth with some registration papers which simply filtered through all the additional traffic the portal generated. Apparently, it was the first of its kind in decades, and demons and runaway souls alike ran for it, expecting salvation, booty or both. Alas, there, at its very end, awaited a fate multitudes worse than being a personal pet to some demon in Hell. Lawyers. Worse, still, demon lawyers. While some may have slipped by that single registration booth, they were almost immediately brought to the side and sweet-talked to about the latest ventures, the three charities started just five minutes ago and the possible business opportunities in the new town of Administrative Region 35124M, of which there were none. No man, woman, or even demon could get past this barrage of bullshit, and if they could, they would belong to the bureaucrats just fine.
While the demons didn't have much personal property to speak of, they had one thing in hell: Paper. Many a demon thought this peculiar, white, flat thing was some kind of substitute for masturbation aid, and if the demonic bureaucrats had any humor to speak of, they would surely laugh at the countless demons trying to get off with edge-on paper. That wasn't its purpose, obviously enough. Paper was a resource they couldn't manage without. It was central to many of their tasks. Just imagine if, for every court order and every tax return, you would have to remember every single figure, word and punctuation mark by memory, then give it in triplicate. They didn't need pens, as charcoal was a-plenty in the paradoxically constantly burning hell. How did they make this paper, you may ask? Well, let's just say that only a third of their population could. Outside of hell, however, the normal inhabitant would find their original mixture somewhat smelly, so they adopted the ways of fibre and industrial process to manufacture it in large quantities. They put the multitudes of paper to good use immediately as they refused application after application of various misshapen demons.
cont.
No.81884
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>81883
The registration booth wasn't the only building to go up in Tristram on the very first day. The very second building and the very first foundation stone belonged to The Court. The Court had its own dull on-paper name, but everyone not purple simply called it The Court. The Court didn't earn its irregular capitalization simply by being the first; it lived up to its architects being a committee of litigious demons. Outside of literally being designed by a committee, it also took heavy inspiration from hell as that was the only place the demons could take inspiration from. Dark and brooding, occasionally even on fire, The Court would become a huge multi story, multi acre complex of halls and auditoriums, of juries and of ill-fittingly decorated waiting rooms and, true to its origin, there was only a single bathroom in all its grandness and - to add pain to injury - it was staff only. The largest of halls in The Court would become a hundred meters tall and thrice as long for perfect clarity of the Judge's voice, but at first The Court was a simple wooden building just a few yards across - it already had the restroom - and serving a simple purpose: Judgement.
The demons came upon one problem, however. No charcoal. No pens. No writing. Paper isn't of any use (outside of masturbatory autoflagellation) without something to write on it. They quickly found a novel solution: A local plant, colloquially called the "Vantas" when properly processed yielded a dye darker than any charcoal. With luck, by diluting it with alcohol or mineral oils, they can form a trademark judicial ink that would both daze and confuse, and perhaps even serve as a form of camouflage.
Rolling for commodity spring: <Vantas Dye>
(oh god can I invoke the 2k rule over multiple posts because this is dumb)
(Also when does the location picking happen? Map when? Competent GM when?)
No.81885
>>81884
Accidental double roll, still tempted to just take the second.
No.81888
>>81882
>>81873
>>81877
When making something, it'd be cool to see at a glance what you're trying to find. That way the GM can look at the summary at the top of your post and add it quickly, rather than having to go through everyone's whole post. I wish there was an archive still around…it'd probably make formatting posts easier.
Then, ideally, a second post talking about the roll you just made. Did you succeed? Awesome! Did you fail? Darn. Talk about it a little. If you got a disadvantage, describe it. The most story telling you do, the more sketched out your folks will be, the more people will want to read and eventually write about them!
>>81884
It might be easier to post longer sections of text on an external site.
http://paste.ee/
http://pastebin.com/
That's what we did last time, and means that the gameboard isn't chock-filled with long texts. Also means you can keep lewds of certain…flavours…behind tags like "hand-holding" and "gentle snuggles"
Boss is probably gonna count the first roll, for what it's worth.
No.81889
>>81888
What's the fucking point of being able to post text here at all if I can't just do it in longer swathes? I'll just cont. everything. Good idea for fetish stuff, not much of a point for overlong descriptions.
No.81896
>>81889
Posting in thread is for like, shortish posts. So you don't have to take two, three, four posts up with your stuff? Iunno, seems to keep things cleaner is all.
Also you only have to pass one captcha, which is apparently nearly impossible for me. I think I'm a robot or something.
No.81909
>>81873
Nicely done! For future reference, when making an Discover Commodity roll, please put the desired Comm/Spring in the Commodity field. We know it doesn't require a Comm to do, so that makes bookkeeping much easier for me. As it is, I've put Himmelknyteve down for a <Fishing Port>, from which you'll get <Fish>. Trade is a separate action, but it's nice to know people can get to you by sea.
>>81877
Same problem here. I don't know what kind of mine is in Dia'kne, so it's really hard to put down in the sheet. <Gems>? <Copper>? <Coal>?
You've got a Success With Complications, which means you need to take a Disadvantage (like [Dis: Compromised Walls] on your Defense). Getting rid of it is as easy as writing a short post describing how, but it takes a turn and you don't get anything extra.
>>81883
>>81884
Unfortunately, your posts combined don't make up even 1k. So I have to take the first roll, which means Success With Complications. Take a Disadvantage (as above) and I'll update your sheet.
No.81910
>>81882
Problems: I don't know what you're Discovering, or how. I do know who, kind of, but a Discover Commodity action's suggested length is 500 words. That should give you an idea of the level of detail we're looking for. So, I won't take your points, but I can't give you the Spring either. Figure out what it is you want to do, check the rules for a guide on how to do it (Specifically. Each action has a blurb, linked to in the actions list), and try again!
No.81914
>>81888
>>81909
'Kay! I'll include easier at-a-glance stuff for bookeeping. <Fishing Port> instead of just <Port> probably works better in that sense at knowing that as a commodity spring, it specifically produces fish.
Seems like we have to roll for points a lot in-game. Also, F-List chatroom when?
No.81916
>>81914
Glad you're cool with it!
That's what the 2k and 2lewd rules are for!
[session=Endless Erotica Chat]ADH-202bc4ac53b128236836[/session]
No.81923
>>81916
I don't think you've accounted for the fact that I am retarded, what the fuck does this mean
No.81924
>>81923
It's the code for the F-list chatroom I just made. So, go to F-List, open the chat program (make an account if you don't already have one, you degenerate you), and /join the code starting with ADH.
No.81926
>>81923
Or you can go to the channel list and cntrl+F to search for Endless Erotica Chat in the Private list.
No.81947
Civ Name: Tyran Dominion
First Town: Nightspire
First Race: Tyrans
First Advantage: [Tech: Telekinesis]
First Commodity: <Limestone Ruins>
Government Type: Plutocratic Autocracy
Humans (as slaves): Y Y Y Y Y Y Y
In summary: Succubish psychic monsters running a decadent, decaying empire of mostly human thralls.
>Civ Description
http://pastebin.com/fTxebcND
No.81963
>>81909
Ah I thought you would decide what I'd find based on the roll. Well since it was Success with complications, I guess I'll make it [iron] and [collapsed tunnels]
When does my turn come around again, after the GM makes his post?
No.81964
>>81963
You can take another turn any time after another player takes their turn. Both the Acolytes and the Demons have gone, so you're free to go whenever you like.
No.81969
>>81910
I will fix. AND IT WILL BE GREAT
No.81979
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>81910
>>81909
Did the thing, I think.
RE-Introduction
Civ Name: Kingdom of Paranpick
First City: Fairfield
City Type: Small, quiet town, with many smaller towns spreading out on the land around it.
First Race: Preolt
First Advantage: Tech: Advanced Weaving/Cloth-Works
First Commodity Spring: Silk
Government Type: Federation of Monarchies
Humans (as slaves or otherwise): No
Brief Description: Elves, but really angel elves who like to look pretty.
Longer Desc.: http://pastebin.com/c0d9n9Ed (Hereeee!)
>Action: Discover Commodity
>Commodity: Horses
>Points Spent: 8
http://pastebin.com/mnUJgteb
No.81981
>New Ero Empire
>RIGHT when my schedule gets too busy for eveything
>no fucking ideas at all
at least I don't have too many ideas for it this time
No.81982
>>81981
Don't worry anon. You can still watch.
I bet you like to watch, don't you~
No.81984
>>81982
Oh Growth, never change.
unless it's mutation, then change a lot
No.81986
Hi there 'umies.
Civ Name: The Durga Horde
First Race: Durgan (coloquially Greenskins)
First Town: Elgaok
Town Type: Camp
Government: Tribal Dictatorship, of sorts
First Advantage: [Unit: Queen Durga]
First Commodity Spring: None, <Domesticated Megafauna x3>
Humans (as slaves or otherwise): Yes
Brief Summary: Monogendered (they're all shemales) marauding, multi-armed orks constantly on the prowl for people to breed. They have giant animal mounts.
>Action: Roll for Points
>2Lewd rule invoked?
http://pastebin.com/FbDe0TKW
No.81987
| Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d10) |
>>81986
Ha ha and I forgot the dice. I am the best at 8chan.
No.81988
>>81979
>failure with complications.
Darn. Here's a little short blurb. http://pastebin.com/8SDyDBi4
Does the QM decide what the complications are, or could I just offer up something simple, like no advantage from the silk worms, or ability to trade, for five turns while they 'regrow'?
No.81989
>>81979
That's more like it! Success with complications, so take a Disadvantage, but you've got your horses!
No.81990
>>81986
>Orc shemales that cum disgustingly lewd transformations into people
Yes pls
No.81991
Oh shit guys I fucked up. I've been scoring on the With 1 Advantage dice table. Without an advantage a 3 is a failure with complications. Since this is my fault, and I did it repeatedly, this will not effect actions taken so far. In the future though, I will be less of a retard.
No.81992
>>81989
Oh! I thought it was.. a failure with complications. Since I didn't think silk worms were a relevant "advantage" in this roll?
**or are you just throwing me a bone?
No.81993
>>81992
Pure fuck up on my part. You can see I did the same thing on Korlick's action. You've still got the Dis, but you also get the Spring, just like Korlick. I'm not gonna take them back because it was my fault for not paying attention.
No.81994
>>81986
Why do people always use 'the light' as the assumed 'good God' in fantasy settings? This has got to be the fifth time I've seen someone use that terminology for generic fantasy God. Doesn't this setting have, uh, actual Gods?
No.81996
>>81991
>>81992
>>81993
Mkay, I gotcha. I reacted as if I got the failure, sorry! Also, I read through again, and sorry I was so confused on disadvantages! It's listed on Catastrophes, which kind of confused me and threw me off, thinking I didn't really need to read it. I see it now!
**Can I take the first one, and say that I can never raise "units" from this city? I have to make a new one to raise units, and whatnot? Or is that not disadvantage enough?
No.81998
>>81994
You answered your own question. It's generic and throwaway.
No.82000
>>81994
Short explanation, because light is associated with positive things due to humans not being naturally nocturnal, it's during the day that we can see most clearly as are therefor most safe and can hunt and forage for food. The source of fire was initially often a bright powerful bolt of lightning from the sky and fire brought and even closer association between light and power.
It doesn't matter how overwhelming darkness is, it can not even hope to approach the circle of light of even the smallest candle. which is why you corrupt the candle, metaphorical speaking.
tldr; Light's good in an age with limited artificial light.
If it makes you feel any better then just assume that "the light" is the closes english transation of what ever the good god is actually called in the local language.
Also, are there room for one more player? Gotta check my schedules, but I'm thinking of going through with a dawn of alchemy thing and potion fueled lewdness to test the discoveries for alchemical science.
No.82001
>>82000
>Also, are there room for one more player? Gotta check my schedules, but I'm thinking of going through with a dawn of alchemy thing and potion fueled lewdness to test the discoveries for alchemical science.
Always room, I say. Of course, that has made certain people mighty sore come morning
No.82002
>>82001
More like "always room for growth"
No.82003
Civ Name: Celebration
First Race: Revelers, a race of humans augmented and refined physically over countless generations by the Moon's Shadow. Physically superhuman, they do not get sick or suffer from parasites and the jungle has become their playground. They are not super-intelligent.
First Town: Festival
Town Type: Town
Government: Tribal Meritocracy
First Advantage: [The Moon's Shadow] is a massive piece of ancient biotechnology that the Revelers have lived around for millenia. Source and intended function unknown. Currently it occupies the center of Reveler life, as it scans wildlife and produces the gods the Revelers worship.
First Commodity Spring: [Tasty Tasty Animals] are the staple diet of the Revelers. Having the sheer physical prowess to challenge and outmatch the jungle's worst, the Revelers reap freely the jungle's offerings.
Brief Summary: Celebration, because we are blessed and bountiful. The Moon's Shadow blesses us, and Festival prospers under its gaze. When the chosen brides come of age and the Moon's Shadow presents our new God to us, we dress her in the finery of her wedding day- the body glove the gods prefer, decorated to show her purity and the salubrious grace of the moment as the giant's tentacles reach out from its core and take her into itself.
A group of jungle superhumans with a giant biomech-manufacturing plant in their backyard. The plant picks out girls, those girls get older, and the giant biomechs produced swallow the girls. This is not just an excuse to have giant robots tentacle fucking women in pilot suit – wedding dress combinations.
No.82005
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>82004
Oops forgot second dice
No.82007
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>Action: Rolling 4 Pointz
>It is mildly 2lewd, so invoking that rule
http://pastebin.com/7AggML4V
>twin Tyrans Gertrude and Gustav plan their ascendancy
>tags: incest (BWOOP BWOOP), casual sex, mind control, cum
>>82002
ayy
No.82008
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>82007
>invoked the 2lewd rule
>didn't add a second dice
JESUS CHRIST GROWTH GET IT TOGETHER
No.82009
>>82008
>rolls two 2s
JESUS CHRIST GROWTH, GET IT TOGETHER
No.82014
No.82017
>>81996
Nothing to be sorry for, I'm the one who should apologize! I've just gone through the rules, and wouldn't you know, we don't have those buggers described anywhere? I mean, kind of vaguely under Catastophe, but that's an Action where you voluntarily take a Disadvantage or destroy something you own for points, or just to get rid of it.
Disadvantages from Failures/Complications should generally go on an item involved in the action which Failed/was Complicated. In this case, that's the <Horse Herds>. So, here's what I suggest:
Leave everything posted and written as canon. You'll take a Dis on <Horse Herds> like [Dis: Evil Beasts!], meaning you can't use the commodity until the Dis is removed. Which you can then resolve in a short post (100+ words) with Remove Disadvantage. After that, you will continue as usual, able to use and trade horses to your heart's content.
No.82021
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
Well since Growth did a thing, I guess that means I can do thing again now.
So the thing I do
>Action: Discover Commodity
>Commodity: <Iron-Eaters>
>Points Spent: 8
>2lewd rule invoked. Dunno what that can do with Discover Commodity, but I'm throwing it out there.
https://paste.ee/p/11hel#Mb66NIMD51mly2ASHFFm9QaP3BAeZ14V
No.82022
>>82021
Wow rotten luck. Can I merge the aftermath with my next action when it's my turn again?
No.82024
>>82022
If you have 2lewd you can roll again.
No.82025
>>82024
I think that's only for roll for points, but I'll wait for Bossman's call before I do anything.
No.82027
>>82024
>>82025
Used to be that way but that got replaced by the 2K rule I believe. If you are using Artifacts or Wonders they would get double bonuses though.
>>82022
I believe you can go ahead and just write up and post the aftermath now without waiting for another player, since it's still part of the same initial action, just something you couldn't do until the dice told you your fate.
No.82029
>>82025
Huh it does. On the other hand, the 2k rule apply to everything. At the very least, invoking the rule gives you Kudos for whatever you might want to use them for. I bet they'll be valuable once the politidickery starts.
use them on me pls
No.82030
>>82021
>>82022
>>82024
>>82025
2lewd gives bonus points, as well as granting a Kudo which you can bestow on another player to give them +2 Points. There aren't really rules about why to give Kudos, but it should be because they wrote something you liked/came to, or stuff like that. They're purely meta.
So you get a Kudo, you don't discover the <Iron-Eaters., and you take a complication. As to merging aftermath with another Action, ehhh, I don't hate the idea. There's no mechanical benefit to doing so, but if it makes it easier on you, I don't see why you can't.
Also, for anyone who might be confused about this, an aftermath post after a roll does not count as an Action of any kind. It's just nice to let other people know what happened.
No.82038
>>82030
Also I got a question about this section in the rules
>Even if you fail, you gain <Commodity x1>, so it is acceptable to write about finding the new resource when you take this action. Succeeding means you find a way to keep making it or find a large enough amount to continue producing it.
Does that mean if I roll during my aftermath I can take the <iron-eater x1> and make it a commodity spring?
No.82039
>>82038
I believe you get the x1 version as part of the Aftermath, and later on can attempt to take another action to attempt to make it a permanent spring.
No.82040
>>82038
Thanks for pointing this out. You get <Iron-Eater x1>. Since it doesn't take a Commodity to Discover a Spring, you can just make a second attempt your next action. Maybe you can put in the aftermath that you caught a healthy young specimen, and on success you capture a fertile broodmother to breed a domesticated population? OTOH, you now have two Commodities (once you get rid of the Dis on the Iron Mine), which means you can Raise Unit or Advance City, for instance. If you were to use <Fire Powder> and <Iron-Eater x1> to create a unit of kamikaze critters, you'd still have <Fire Powder> next turn, but no <Iron-Eater x1>.
If your next action is to Discover <Iron-Eaters> and you succeed, then yes you would 'lose' the <Iron-Eater x1> because you're assumed to have an endless supply of them while the Spring is in operation. You explicitly cannot use <Iron-Eater> (spring) and <Iron-Eater x1> as two commodities on the same action; they have to be distinct and unique commodities.
I'd just like to say to everyone, I'm real sorry about all the mistakes I'm making. It's been about a year since I played this system, and RL is kicking my butt. I'm not discouraged, I'm not giving up, I'm just letting you know that this is not my best and brightest. Things will get better.
No.82041
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>Action: Discover Steal Commodity **<Iron-Eaters x3>
>Points Spent: 8
>2lewd rule invoked? It's sort of minor, I'll let the peanut gallery decide
This can serve as BiggusDickus' aftermath so he doesn't have to type extra
No.82042
>>82041
>This can serve as BiggusDickus' aftermath
I don't think you can write other people's aftermaths without their permission.
Also good to see you hard at work, ol' RNG Goddess
No.82043
>>82041
That's what I get for being an asshole.
>>82042
Hence "can". If Biggus Dickus disapproves, he just needs to say so and I'll lay off. Felt swooping in out of nowhere to loot shit was a fun, orky thing to do. But guess RNGesus disapproves. Kek.
No.82044
>>82041
It also might've helped if you'd had something written.
No.82045
No.82046
>>82044
>>82045
Ha, I was too busy laughing at the dice to notice I forgot to pot the pastebin. Here ya go.
http://pastebin.com/TwHbcCCt
No.82047
>>82041
I should also point out that you can't Raid a Defended town, Dia'kne has [Defense: High Walls], and you can only steal one Commodity at a time. If you were to Raid Korlick for <Iron-Eater x1> you would steal that actual item, and he would lose it.
I recognize that you were doing a Discover action fluffed as a theft, and you paid the appropriate points for it, but this feels a leetle bit exploit-y to me. I'll let the community rule on this one, though.
No.82048
>>82047
I vote to let it slide as a Discover due to it flowing better with how the rules are written, and the dice punished him enough as is, but to encourage future game actions to match the write ups better, i.e. fluffing it more as discovering the same resource but from a different side rather than a raid
No.82049
>>82041
And you also need a Dis. I'm calling this one a category-wide, so no Commerce actions for you, silly orks. Fluff it however you like.
No.82050
>>82046
>>82043
>>82041
Well I was already writing up a Remove Disadvantage to work with the Aftermath, and I was aiming for 2k to remove both the disadvantages from the mine and the animals.
The botched raid just might help get me the word count I need. And let me add in 2lewd.
No.82052
>>82046
Actually quick question: do the durgan have vagoos?
No.82055
| Rolled 6, 7 = 13 (2d10) |
>>81873
Basic info up here!
>Action: Roll for Points
>Commodity: None.
>Points Spent: Negative 1-10
Tags: [Lore] [Magic] [Nonsexual] [Angels] [Hot Rank Structure Action] - An overview of the fundamentals and early function of the Order, and the introduction of the Order's Grandmaster. 2.5k words! Read at your own risk, lots of lore.
http://pastebin.com/Wr74yLkt
Two dice for twokilo.
>>82000
Hey, Good Gods, plural! There's two!
Join the F-list chatroom you losers! And make a map!
No.82060
Now this is a mess.
>Action: Remove Disadvantage on <Vantas Dye>
http://pastebin.com/fsJ2FYYq
I'm pretty sure I can't invoke lewds on this. Yeah.
No.82063
>>82060
Always make a note of 2lewd, you get a Kudo for it to spend on other people. And if I had one right now, it'd bloody well go to you!
No.82064
>>82063
But what's the "threshold" for 2lewd? Is it 2lewd if there's just a few mentions of the pee pees and vagoos? Or does it have to go full frontal and beyond?
No.82065
>>82064
It's kind of subjective. I think my definition might be a little more lenient than some. I've seen people claim 2lewd on things that were basically "And then they fucked." Community called it down. But that was back when 2lewd meant you could roll-2-pick-highest on any roll, from Points to Conquer. Now, all you get is a Kudo, which is something you pass on to other players.
See, if that had been a R4P, there's no way I'd call it 2lewd. That'd be a bit far. But for a Remove Disadvantage? It was creative, amusing, and a bit sexy. That's exactly the kind of thing we're going for here, and I feel that it should be rewarded. I hope you get some free points out of it!
No.82066
>>82065
So pretty much just call 2lewd every time you mention the urethra outside of roll4points. Therefore, I have one kudo and two commodities, right?
No.82067
>>82064
>>82065
Personally, I would say the lewd:total ratio was pretty good - the piece was short because it was a Remove Disadvantage, but if that same proportion of a longer R4P had been lewd I think it would've qualified.
No.82068
>>82066
Yeeeeaaaah good luck with that method. And yes.
No.82070
Alright then! Doing aftermath, I get
>Commodity: <iron eater x 1>
>Disadvantage: <snowed in>
and gonna do
>Action: Remove Disadvantage
>Target: <Collapsed Tunnels> and <Snowed In>
>2k Rule
>2lewd Rule
https://paste.ee/p/QrRCy#67nZsS56QNgozGBcM2RuGwPe1A3JTwXR
No.82071
| Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d10) |
>>82070
JOIN THE CHAT
I'LL BULLY YOU UNTIL YOU DO
No.82073
| Rolled 7, 3 = 10 (2d10) |
>Action: R4P
>Words: 2,454
>2K!
tags: intro, char-dev, dialogue, world building.
http://pastebin.com/JyGE6Ruj
Introducing Nemo and Omen, two very important twins! Who will not fuck each other. Ever. Don't even ask.
No.82075
| Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d10) |
Oh, also! Thanks to Pally, we've got a map on the way. I've been linked to Hexographer, which is a tool that I describe as "So simple even a monkey like me can use it!" I think it'll be a fantastic solution to our problem, though public map updates might not be as frequent as those Kadmos managed. I'm not Kadmos.
Seriously, I tried to get Kadmos to run it. Then I tried to get them to do the map. No dice.
No.82076
>>82075
Maybe you should include more information in the scoreboard? Including the OOC names of the players and sosuch.
No.82077
>>82076
Bloody excellent suggestion! Done and done!
Note that there does seem to be a problem with the scoreboard at this point. I'm keeping track of everyone's info in near real-time (as close as I can get anyway, gotta work/sleep), but the spreadsheet doesn't seem to be quite right? AFAIK, the sheet should contain links to each individual civ's sheet, but that function doesn't seem to be working. Or I'm an idiot. Waiting for the Wizard to tell me which one.
No.82078
>>82077
Number of turns taken would be good, too. Some have taken two, some none, some just one.
No.82079
>>82078
I don't see the point in that. Just one more number for me to keep track of, and I'd like to keep that to a minimum. I'll start keeping track of Last Post once things get more settled and I'm more in the swing of things, and that'll suffice to show who's active and who ain't.
No.82080
>>82079
But then I could take another turn and there's a good chance you'd not notice. All you have to do is increment the number each time you see an action that's not turnless.
No.82081
>>82080
I'm not sure how that would help stopping people from double dipping on turns. It's much more obvious when looking at the threads, since it's very easy for some people to have more turns than others without cheating.
No.82082
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>>82081
Maybe it's the bureaucracy getting to my mind.
No.82116
>>82073
>Introduces twins who fuck each other right after I do
HEY
HEY
No.82134
>>82073
>>82116
I also have twins coming up to be introduced whenever I get a threat or trial I can throw them at. Technically I came before both of you!
Maybe we can have a sibling social gathering! Assuming that my Paladins can stop trying to kill such evil, exploitative creatures for a few minutes. Probably not.
No.82137
>>82134
I have some twin incest planned, too. Because how can you have slutty demon sisters and then not have them fuck eachother?
No.82138
>>82137
I guess twins are just a natural magnet for lewdness. Or everyone's a talentless hack. Take your pick.
No.82140
>>82138
>I guess twins are just a natural magnet for lewdness.
eh
>Or everyone's a talentless hack.
DINGDINGDINGDING <3
No.82142
>>82137
>>82140
>>82141
To be fair, my twins don't actively fuck each other, or anything else. Remember that all my lewd depends on player (or NPC I guess) interaction! I could write up dutiful mildly-lovey vanilla sex for the purposes of breeding and eugenics, but that's better served as a backdrop for more interesting lore since it's not arousing anyone, least of all me. Suppressed sexual interest probably counts still.
No.82150
>>82142
>not arousing anyone
BULLSHIT!
No.82156
Testing testing… Hopefully this will give you an idea of what the map will look like. It's randomly generated, but for those unfamiliar with Hexographer, I can edit it hex by hex, add markers for cities and mines, camps and armies, as well as rivers, borders, place names, etc.
This is a moderate-small sized map. I tried to go for maximum (500x500) and ran out of memory. I toned it back to 300x300 and it looked like more than I can handle. This is 80x60. We could definitely go a bit bigger, I think, but I wanna see what you guys think. Can you see the terrain well?
No.82158
>>82156
I think it looks alright. Dedicated software would make managing the map easier.
As for size, we could create something larger than we need and crop a portion as the starting map. That way there's room to expand, if this game keeps going for that long.
No.82159
>>82156
Also note, I just found out that I can expand/shrink the map if I buy the Pro version, which I intend to do in the near future. I'm enjoying the hell out of this program. So that means that even if we start at default 80x60, I can later expand the map in every direction to give more room for growing empires and new players. The world is infinite! (To a point.)
No.82160
>>82159
All I think I would need would be a table of what icon meant what. The tileset is somewhat unclear.
No.82162
>>82160
There's no official legend, but this should get you there.
No.82164
>>82162
Thanks! I'll have to starting thinking geography.
No.82165
>>82156
So it lets you place things like our civs in the map with borders and everything? Cool, especially if it's easier to manage than just placing assorted markers on a globe.
Seems a big hueg if you're going to use singe-tile markers for cities etc, something this size is probably fine to start with if that's the case.
No.82167
>>82156
That looks exceedingly generic. Needs more sea, in my opinion.
No.82168
>>82165
What's in the legend above is a good fraction of what I can possibly do, terrain and symbol wise. As you can see, that's predominant terrain and features for individual areas and civs in a particular game, not a complete list.
As to city/tile ratio, Yes the marker will be a single tile, but there'll be a common-sense approach to area control and co-habitation. Three tiles cannot support three cities, you need farmland, hunting grounds, room to spread out. Something I bloody well can do is put you a marker for your town, and then add two or three villages around it to represent farming and mining communities as per your fluff. I've already played with a spot for Engloytig (farmland enclosed by mountains except for a one-tile pass, protected harbor. Think Thermopylae.)
So, take a look at the map. Find an area that looks good, tell me the grid number, and list any adjustments you want me to make. This can be as vague or specific as you like, but the more specific you are the more likely I am to get you exactly what you're envisioning. For instance, I can add some snowcapped mountains for Korlick, and some serious badlands for the Durgans, but I'd prefer to do so in areas that are already mountainous or desert already. Just keeps things looking coherent.
No.82169
>>82167
Can't place cities in sea, friend.
No.82170
>>82169
Sez you. I happen to know we've got merpeople coming in, so there.
No.82172
>>82168
Could I put Nightspire at 05.08, surrounded by two Ruined City tiles at 09.04 and 08.04 respectively? Maybe some other ruined town icons farther out, if that's alright.
No.82174
>>82156
>>82162
>no tundra or snow whatsoever
>SO MUCH FUCKING DESERT
Hearty disapproval. There's nowhere cold for me to place anything down! Somewhere like 12.16 would be good for being next to the ocean and snugged up next to mountains, but it's right next to a desert! They're everywhere!
No.82175
>>82174
I had you down for the 68.30 area. Go see if you like that better!
Also, please note that the tan tile with three wavy lines is NOT desert. Sorry, I meant to change the color before I left the house. Those are just Hills, as opposed to Grassy Hills or Sand Dunes, or Forested Hills. As to snow and tundra, I can edit those in, people just need to tell me where they want them.
No.82176
>>82156
This looks pretty reasonable… if it's possible 07.45 is perfect for what I had in mind with the Revelers.
No.82177
>>82175
How big is one square, anyway? And I thought we were playing at a more… global scale. Like an entire continent, at least, more since we have an aquatic civilization.
No.82179
>>82175
Oh, okay then! 67.31's totally cool in that case, good mountains and nice, chilly land. As a side note, I know that we'll be expanding the map when needed, but does the map wrap around? As in, can I walk on land from 79.27 to 00.27? I'd like to be able to have a land route to the main continent so people can walk to join up with the Order, and so that I'm not terribly far away from those evil, fiendish Vampires, or anybody else that needs to be stopped in their cruel, exploitative, injust ways!
>>82177
I'm pretty sure we are, just slyly expanding the size of the world when needed. Clearly this is the work of Anath!
No.82180
>>82156
So, where do I fit in that? I already established they are on a mountain with snow, that's also by a body of water.
Maybe 17.34 or 32.42?
No.82181
>>82180
Pressed up against a mountain, not actually on one! The town itself is built on flatland, but the inner sanctum will likely be built into the mountain. Like I said, 67.31'll be fine so long as the map wraps around and I've got easy land access to other players as well as sea!
No.82182
>>82180
Besides, .31's already uncomfortably southern for me, I wouldn't want to go even farther down south. If 65.14 is tundra that'd probably be a better fit, again assuming that the map is wraparound so I can send people to walk over to the main continent!
No.82183
>>82180
IIRC you're already interacting with that other group who tried to steal your shit, so you two may want to coordinate to be close enough to interact with one another reasonably
No.82184
>>82177
Well, the program doesn't really do 'global'. Increase the size of the map and you increase the area of edge over which landmasses will run.
Also, I'm gonna make a GM ruling that the map DOES wrap. Dot ask me how that's going to work when/if the map expands.
ALSO, I WILL TOLERATE NO MORE TECHNICAL TALK UNTIL SOMEONE POSTS SOME LEWDS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
No.82185
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>>82184
Daemonette happily gurgles on your cock.
There.
Now, why can't you just surround the landmass by water on all sides? That's a continent, if not at least an island.
No.82186
>>82185
You're a cheeky one…
That's a possibility. So, the two options on the table are:
A) Surround the map with water, somewhat limiting the possibility of future expansion.
B) let tell world wrap and expand it later.
While y'all consider this, tonight I will experiment with the map tools more. Like looking at what happens if I take it from 80x60 to 120x100.
No.82188
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>>82186
Daemonette wraps her overlong demonic tongue around the base of your shaft, jerking it off whilst speaking.
literally circlejerking
How about do something like in Civ: To the east and west, surround completely by water, to the north and south have it connected seamlessly, and let it wrap around from all sides. Donut world, done and done.
No.82190
| Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d10) |
>>82184
Fine
>Action: Discover Commodity
>Commodity: <Iron-Eaters>
>Points Spent: 8
>2lewd rule invoked.
No.82191
>>82190
Ah shit I forgot, it's only 1 dice if it isn't roll for points. Okay whatever, taking the first one. Writing
>Technical talk: I don't think Greenskin's base has to be close by. Based on the description, it seems like the durgans can essentially go as far as they need to in order to find good stuff to raid.
And Bossman, can you update the scoreboard. I don't know how many points I got left.
No.82192
>>82191
You've got 8 left now. Can't update the sheet from my phone.
No.82194
No.82196
>>82194
<simple success>
https://paste.ee/p/Yc40C#K3ybvLbTVrxi8z2duQuO3MxbUQs9G0El
Finally got me mounts/food source/beasts of burden
No.82199
>>82196
Better watch out, BD. You might be the new Bentha.
No.82203
>>82199
If I actually knew who that was I could have a proper reaction.
No.82204
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>82017
Thanks fam. Ok, so in conclusion can't use horses till I fix em. And yeah, I didn't know where the hell to find the description. Thanks a bunch
Action: Roll for Points
>>82184
have some sorta lewds
Not invoking 2lewd here, since it's just a side thing really
No.82207
>>82204
Where's your paste, bruh. I wanna read about my future targets friends!
No.82208
>>82203
One of the banner images for /erp/ is "Where even the dice fuck you." Thr background image is Bentha rolling a 1 to build his infamous Great Academy. He eventually gave up.
No.82210
No.82214
>>82210
>loving, affectionate lesbian sex
FORBIDDEN
<3
No.82215
>>82214
I'm glad you like, Growf. I didn't want to do 2lewd, since I didn't think it was detailed enough. But I hope you guys like it anyways!
No.82216
>>82215
It's up to the player if they feel it qualifies. My own post was pretty lame on the details and I pulled 2lewd. I'll have to do better in the future.
No.82217
>>82215
Once again, I find myself thinking "That was lewd…"
Still, you rolled a 9, so it's not like it's a big deal.
No.82223
Scoreboard has returned to full functionality. Verdict: I'm an idiot.
No.82247
| Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d10) |
Civ Name: Aquatic Alliance
First Race: Nyogyo (Mermaids)
First Town: Furumoga Ruins (Provisionally requesting 35.16)
Town Type: Archaelogical site
Government: None
First Advantage: (Technology): [Nautical Reconnaissance]
First Commodity Spring: <Water>
Brief Summary: A race of long-lived mermaids that due to a sudden and mysterious lack of new males being born is facing potential extinction
More detailed version available here: https://www.f-list.net/c/aquatic%20alliance
>Action: Roll For Points
http://pastebin.com/yP1f7RhK
>Tags: Worldbuilding, mild references to lewdness (handjobs/fingering/lesbianism.)
>2k rule
>Special Add-on Action: Build Camp
>Shinmoga Outpost (Provisionally requesting 36.17)
http://pastebin.com/q7TBZKCq
No.82251
>>82247
>Full 20 points
I missed you too RNGoddess. Looking forward to a beautiful friendship going forward.
>28 points
No.82257
>>82247
>>82251
>the fish end up the strongest race by a mile, stomping over all the dangerous, aggressive military races
Deja Vu?
No.82260
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| Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d10) |
>>82216
This is by way an apology. I'll promise future 2lewds will be, at the very least, 1.3lewd.
>Roll for Points
http://pastebin.com/tcKHSpvF
>Tags: mind control, blowjob
>2lewd
No.82265
Scoreboard updated, and the map is aliiiiive! Take a look at your placement, and if you asked for specific features make sure they're pretty much how you wanted them. Further requests for map editing are now open.
>>82247
>26 points actually.
Build Camp is +2 if you don't have a Unit doing it.
No.82266
>>82265
Fack, I forgot to move Himmelknyteve. Fixed, will appear in next version. It's at 67.30, directly above the port at 67.31. Purely stylistic choice on my part, no game effect.
No.82267
| Rolled 2 (1d6) |
>>82265
Still don't like the map.
Well, Tristram ought to be somewhere in a forested area near a mountain and also near some water.
I'll roll the dice for fun on this one.
1: 24.07
2:20.10
3:26.04
4:60.14
5:28.47
6:23.13
No.82268
| Rolled 3 (1d6) |
>>82267
So 20.10 it is. East of the Tyran. Is there a creek tile? Because those would be nice and strategic and all that.
No.82269
>>82265
FUCK. I meant to say 08.05 for the location of Nightspire. All my bad, sorry. I must have swapped the numbers around in my head.
Cripes I'm a shambles this game.
No.82270
>>82265
I'm in the wrong place dagnabbit.
>>82182
This post where I stupidly mistook BiggusDickus for you talking about me when he was talking about himself has it right!
No.82271
>>82270
More specifically, Town/Harbor marker will be at 65.14, hopefully, and then when the Citadel's built it'll be in the mountains next to that.
No.82274
No.82280
>>82274
Can I take another round, or do I have to wait for some other stragglers to do theirs? still want that turn counter. I'll have a lewd-ass 2k thing ready soon.
No.82281
>>82280
I believe several Actions have been made since your last. You only need to wait for one other player to act for you to take another turn.
No.82282
>>82281
Oh okay.
Time to powergame
No.82283
>>82282
That means you get one turn and have to wait, not one for each player who's posted since you last did, you filthy grognard~
No.82286
>>82265
>Build Camp is +2 if you don't have a Unit doing it.
Shit, really? The Action List said it was a +0 cost. I'm willing to take the cost because I'll just lewd for more points anyhow but you may want to fix that for the future.
No.82288
>>82286
Just double-checked and let Kadmos know. It's a +1 without a Unit, my bad.
No.82290
>>82288
No problem, but now I've realized an even bigger fuck up on my part - Build Camp can't actually target your own cities! Ha ha I'm retarded. It's going to become a proper Town soon anyway, I mainly set it up as a Camp first for fluff to establish that it's mainly a gateway to the main capital, so if you want me to kill the Camp part entirely and just roll it as Create Town instead of Settle Camp next time, I'm cool with that. Whatever is easiest on you cap'n.
No.82295
>>82290
What I would really prefer, in that case, is that you made it into a part of the same town. Separate in fluff, but combined mechanically. This is partially for bookkeeping, but also because I'd like to keep a minimum co-location distance on towns and such.
There's lots of map to expand into if you want to create a new town, and the reasoning should be more along the lines of "We want to exploit that farmland to the west" or "We need a logging camp up in that forest to the north". If you look at the Tyrans, those three icons (the main spire and two ruins) are all one city in fluff, it's just that only one third of it is actually inhabited, apparently. Looking down at the Ironlands, there are three villages just outside their borders, which represent other tribes which are far enough away to not be competing for every game animal and acre, but close enough that I'm going to run around conquering them for a while.
Later on, if/when you Expand Furumoga into a City, you can retain it as the Outer portion of the city. I don't mind having a Camp on your own city for the time being, and either way it'll remain on the map until your canon situation evolves. I'll have to ask Kad why that part of the rule exists. If there's a past reason, I don't remember what the event was.
Anyway, if the point is for you to have a point of entry/trade with the terrestrial races, you have achieved it. If I had know that's what you were going for I'd have just said to fluff it, but here we are.
No.82297
Wait, so if I roll for points and have both 2k and 2lewd, do I get 4 dice or 3?
No.82298
>>82297
Three dice, pick highest.
No.82300
>>82298
But what if I get 4k?
and dubs
No.82302
>>82297
I thiiiink it stacks? So 4k + 2lewd would be 4 dice. Too bad you can't be 4lewd6me.
No.82303
>>82302
We'll see about that~~
No.82305
No.82306
| Rolled 1, 7 = 8 (2d10) |
Oh great the Durgans are right at my door.
Welp best start farming those points.
>Action: Roll for points
>2lewd invoked. It kinda is, if you figure out what the fuck is happening.
https://paste.ee/p/pNOJP#mraid0Em2bExs7gTy6RbTkOF9lkU6lBm
No.82308
>>82307
Does you posting a map count as a turn
Please say yes.
No.82309
>>82308
No.
Jeez, you really are the new Bentha! Powergaemerz, you'll be the death of me!
No.82310
No.82311
| Rolled 8, 3, 9 = 20 (3d10) |
Here we go, the money shot.
http://pastebin.com/UG5XyyuF
>Action: Roll4Points
>+2k rule, +2lewd
>Tags: Incest (literally all demons are of the same family, what do you expect?), Horsecock, Kharnette, Dares & Daemons, Stilted humor that's come to haunt you at the worst of times, Futa, Fun, Bartering, Fun Bartering, Cliffhangers
Gimme the moolah, baby.
No.82312
>>82311
Nice roll, will read in a moment.
>>82310
Now you can go.
No.82313
| Rolled 1, 1, 9 = 11 (3d10) |
>>82311
So 18 points, plus a kudo, correct-o?
No.82314
>>82313
God fucking damnit why doesn't it default to no dice at all
No.82315
>>82311
Correct-o. Also,
>Kudos to Daemonette from the Ironborn. +2 points.
Better watch out, Browth. You've got a rival.
No.82317
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>82312
Alright then
>Action:Advance City
>Technology: Explosive Powder
>Points spent: 10
https://paste.ee/p/RUaaD#mqLd3lg8vQaTsa2MVqID1bghJm8SXTwD
No.82318
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>Action: R4P
http://pastebin.com/0pGTtFth
tags: nonsexual (again), drinking (without whoring), all (straight) men.
No.82319
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>82317
>Success with Complications.
>>82318
Insert evil laughter here.
No.82321
File: 1467797906552.jpg (156.11 KB, 526x645, 526:645, 31692_387967007955_5214529….jpg)
>>82317
The decision was made. Rather than restricting it, the Hegemony embraced their new discovery. Soon every Labor cast smith and chemist was competing with each other, fighting to create a bigger explosion, a louder bang, a more efficient explosive. However they were a tad too enthusiastic, as much of the Industrial quarter would go up in smoke and flying rubble by the end of the month, much to the frustration of the matriarchs.
>Disadvantage: [Crippled Industry]
No.82322
>>82321
Is this on [Explosive Powder] or Commerce Actions as a whole?
No.82323
>>82318
God fucking dammit. I fucked up and did that as a R4P instead of Discover. Sonuvabitch, and after I went back and edited it… This is what I get for staying up til 0500.
No.82325
>>82322
Commerce actions as a whole.
No.82328
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
This is a fairly straightforward one, I'll just shove it here.
>Action: Bolster Defenses
>Spent: 6 points, 1x<Vantas Dye>
Speaking of alternative uses for the <Vantas Dye>, aside it from being a good dye and decent-enough aphrodesiac, it also absorbs light. It absorbs it *really* well. So well, in fact, that when an object is coated with it, it becomes incomprehensible and confusing in shape. With an expansion of dye production also came a lowering demand and, with enough surplus dye, it could be used for defensive purposes.
And so it were. The inner halls of The Court and any future defenses are coated with a layer of <Vantas Dye> that confuses enemies, but with enough exposure, one can become used to the light-sucking coating. It is also quite a good insulator and heat absorbant at the same time, preventing any walls to be scaled on a hot Summer day without serious burn injuries. Consequently, it makes night sieges basically impossible, as the enemy can't even see the fortification itself, or anyone in it, or anyone near it.
A bonus, of course, is that fresh <Vantas Dye> also makes any enemies 'lightheaded' in the most sexual of ways. It makes them willing to do more… risque actions. In a similar way, <Vantas Dye> can also be poured over the tops of walls to 'mark' enemies in its influence, although it is not a recommended action in the depths of night.
No.82329
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>82328
Fuck you too, RNG god.
>Action: Reroll
>Points spent: 8
No.82330
>>82329
I just can't catch a break, can I?
No.82331
>>82329
You know, I could just cheat and delete the post, then reroll again.
No.82337
>>82331
Yeah…
If you were a dork.
No.82338
>>82337
I'd rather be a dork than never get a good roll.
No.82340
>>82338
It's okay bbe. Sometimes RNG takes a liking to you, sometimes she's a vapid slut in need of a good dicking. But what would success be without the FUN of failure?
No.82341
>>82340
There's no fun in nothing but failure whilst trying to compete.
No.82343
>>82341
Honestly, this is more cooperative storytelling than competitive. Or at least I see it like that. Shitty rolls are frustrating, but sometimes they lead to new ideas when the old one is blocked for the next while. It's all about how you see it I guess.
But whatev. You and me are top-left bros, I guess? Wanna be evil together?
No.82348
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
YO YO YO YO HERE TO FUCKING PLACE FAIRFIELD BECAUSE I HAVENT ACTUALLY DONE THAT YET
Im gonna call placing my town an additive action
>Action: ESTABLISH TRADE ROUTE with TYRAN DOMINION (they're real qt's)
>Points Spent: 4 Points
>Additive Action (sorta): Place town/city at 39.05
No.82349
>>82348
Weee! The dice like me!
No.82350
No.82351
>>82348
http://pastebin.com/9PqFyaRY
Ahhh! I forgot the paste. Sorry.
>>82350
That's ok! The preolt still love you.
No.82352
>>82348
>Angelic elves parading around town
Keep it together, Tyrans…don't…abuse…first trade route.
No.82353
>>82352
In skimpy sundresses, entirely unfit for the poor girls (and guys) that are wearing them. So much thigh, so little pantie. And just the most adorable innocent little smiles, wholly unaware of what they're doing, especially when they give someone a hug for being nice!
No.82355
>>82295
>What I would really prefer, in that case, is that you made it into a part of the same town. Separate in fluff, but combined mechanically.
I'm more than fine with that if you want to just drop the entire camp bit. Sorry for the hassle, just figured I'd try experimenting with rules I never used during the previous run.
No.82366
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>Action: Discover Commodity Spring <Dead Iron>
>Cost : 8 points
>New Total: 16 points
http://pastebin.com/QkGc1qqX
>tags: lazy exposition rather than a narrative
No lewd. I'll do a sexy-elf post next, I promise.
No.82367
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>82366
Aw shoot.
>Action: Rerollan
>Cost 8
>New total 8
No.82369
>>82366
>>82367
Aw kewl. Do I get dead iron now?
And, please do. I'll enjoy it so so much. Plus, mind control husbandos and sweet cute elf waifus who love their husbandos very very much, regardless of mind fuckery
No.82370
>>82366
>>82367
Success! All it cost was double!
The mining operation opened on time. Slaves emerge from the earth hauling crates of black metal, faces caked in dirt. Isolde and her goons keep time, making sure to whip the slackers into shape. With actual whips. She doesn't fuck around. Soon the Dominion will be able to craft weapons strong enough to take on the threats this world may have to offer…and be able to enslave it successfully.
(OOC, I hope this isn't too overpowered. I just wanted a cool metal and a way to have hot sexes with unwilling magical things.)
No.82371
>>82369
You do! I figure the Tyrans need something to trade with you guys, aside from the assorted heirlooms we have stashed around.
I have some ideas, don't you worry~
No.82373
>Action: Fix the horse disadvantage thing.
>Points spent: Zero, cause ya boy GM said so I think awhile back.
http://pastebin.com/6PUARpeP
Totally not doing this just so Growf can take a turn and do his thing
No.82377
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>Action: Advance City
>Technology: [Efficient Organization]
>Ten pointaroos
>Himmelknyteve
>http://pastebin.com/3P5WAGmT
No.82378
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>82377
FUQ NO REROLL.
THERE GO EIGHT MORE POINTS
No.82379
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>82378
WHAT IS GOING ON JESUS CHRIST HERE'S THE POINTS I GAINED BACK AFTER LOSING EIGHT
No.82380
No.82382
>>82377
>>82378
>>82379
You balanced out at 0 points, sooo. Yeah. Be careful of that in the future.
Sheets are updated, maps is updated.
No.82387
| Rolled 4, 7 = 11 (2d10) |
>>82373
>Action: Roll 4 Points
>nothing but smut, so invoking 2lewd
http://pastebin.com/wrrEtqMJ
>Gustav makes a new friend: a Preolt merchant!
>tags: rampant pussy-eating, a little bit of MC
I come bearing a peace-offering to my new elven trading partners~
No.82388
No.82390
No.82397
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>82387
I-I..
Ohhhhhhhh my god Growf you're fantastic, holy crap. Thank you so, so so so much! God, that writing was fantastic, and the little sweeter bit at the end helped cap it all off! Wowwwwww! Thank you again, you're just.. great. I'll pay you back sometime, alright? Tell me what you'd like, and perhaps I could try something for you! Maybe, if you gave me permission, I could get to a later part of their relationship? Permission to use your character, of course!
>Action: Create Town
>Location: 31.08 If you don't mind, could you connect the trade route as well? Since the route is passing right through. I don't mind having to add two points instead of one, if I want to use the commodity in Fairfield
>Town Name: Shamrock Farms pls
>Using Advantage tech, advanced cloth works you'll see
http://pastebin.com/DJ3H77nt
No.82398
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>82397
>that roll tho
>New Commodity Spring: Cleytine (A secret blend of Silk and other fabrics to create one of, if not the most, strong and yet stretchable fabrics ever made)
>Side note, 10 points spent to make the town
>also, get to roll for MORE POINTS BOI
No.82399
>>82398
Ey, still bruh. Only six points then really to raise that town.
No.82400
>>82399
8 points. Bonus dice don't double, it's flat 1-10.
No.82402
>>82400
Mkay, still, super nice!
No.82403
>>82402
No doubt! You did good.
One thing to note, you'll need to do a Trade Negotiation action to link Shamrock Farms to the route. This also means that, once it's done, Growf will have to pay +2 points to you to use your resources in Fairfield, and +1 for the comms in Shamrock Farns.
No.82404
>>82403
Well, tbh it's pretty much just two random fluff materials, one silk for cloth and the other some super tensile shit.
I'm sure he could use both for the same purpose. If not, Cleytine will be a bit more valuable.
No.82405
>>82397
Glad you liked it! Had a hankering for some consensual ladypart love. I haven't named her yet, so you'd have to pick one. And Gustav is a guy who I'll be using for stuff, mostly around Nightspire for now. But if you want to write more cute lewds about an incubus-y guy and his cute elf waifu, who am I to stop you?
You don't need to get me back. Just keep writing cool stuff, I'm sure I'll dig it <3
No.82408
>>82404
That's just how the game is played. Can't help the ruu-ruus.
No.82410
>>82404
>>82408
No, no! I understand, I was just thinking about which one he'd like more.
No.82414
>>82410
I think a road from Nightspire to Shamrock, then one from Shamrock to Fairfield would look better. Which is important, because this game is called Endless Erotic Map Aesthetics.
No.82418
I'll do it the common sense way, starting in Fairfield and ending in Nightspire. Map will update in two hours or so, if you want to make my life easier by doing actions now.
No.82425
Could someone else like, take a turn bruh. I gotta do these trade negotiations tho.
No.82426
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>82425
Maybe later~
No.82427
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Action:Raid
Cost: 0
Target: Durgan Horde <Megafauna>
Time to return the favor
https://paste.ee/p/z8qai#cO4d9Syr9oAePAy4uQxonZCGM9MRXds3
No.82429
>>82427
BTW any word from Greenskin? Haven't seen em' since the botched Iron Eater raid.
https://paste.ee/p/SlWIC#1TEJCAp1yp0G9MfdW6a6TWtbPIZimyCQ
No.82430
>>82429
Not for me, but it's the middle of the week.
No.82432
>>82430
Ah well I was hoping to discuss with both you and Greenskin how to deal with having durgans in the Hegemony. Being raiding rape-tigers and all, they would run out of humans eventually so…
Yeah I need to know more about the durgans to write something proper about them.
No.82435
>>82432
Special Rule: Racial 'Lore' Control and Acquiring Races
Summary: Players who create a race/subrace control their lore
Whichever player created a race or hybrid controls the 'lore' for that race. They decide if they're allergic to honey or if aphrodisiacs have an opposite effect, etc. The controlling player should be turned to for any questions about what that race is capable of and etc. They have the 'final say', lore-wise.
If you want to apply different lore for a race, it is acceptable to use 'Create Hybrid' to create your own which you control. The new subrace/hybrid can have as much of the old lore as you want, but you now have the 'final say' about how and what they can do.
Similarly, if a race's civilization is taken over/controlled by another player completely, that player controls the races of the old civ and can determine their lore. Split-conquered civs will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.
No.82436
Map updated, sheets are good (I hope.) Heading out to the bar, folks!
No.82437
>>82435
Well I'm gonna assume this is the case-by-case basis then. Ah well. Guess I'll wait for Greenskin till I do anything significant with them.
No.82454
>>82437
What this is is a player still under protection. If 21 days pass, counting from the time of their last post, they will lose protection and be conquered entirely. Due to the lack of canon, I'll probably represent this as the Queen losing control and the Horde dispersing. At that point, you will be able to take control of the Durgans as if they were your own race. I'd give you dibs since you're the only one to interact with them.
This all assumes that Greenskin isn't typing up a 10k masterpiece that will make our genitalia spontaneously combust.
No.82488
No.82490
No.82491
>>82490
Okay.
Please post it~
No.82492
>>82491
Sorry, you're just too forward! I don't think I can do that unless you post a turn. Or some fanfiction!
No.82493
>>82492
These 2k words of lewd will take a while to post.
No.82494
No.82497
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Medieval Note: It is a well known fact that all demoburo with viable holes have them readily accessible at all times as long as the invader knows how to open them. There are two major designs: The first, where there is a hidden string in the hem near the opening, and the second, where one must quite literally rip through the weakened clothing. As expected, the latter is preferred by most all demons. Shafts are just as accessible, if not more - as seen with Calas, where one can have a taste at any time just by bending over.
Maximum lore.
No.82503
>>82497
That's APPROACHING CRITICAL LORE tier.
No.82596
The fuck is this world even called? Planet, continent, realm, whatever.
No.82599
No.82602
What's to prevent me from just rolling for points with lewd on every other player post ad infinitum?
No.82603
>>82602
You mean as in just posting lewd short stories in between each other player's turns? Absolutely nothing. Why would we ever want to discourage that?
No.82605
>>82602
Why would we want you to not constantly post lewd?
No.82606
>>82602
So long as they're not "and den dey fukd" posts? Why not! The goal of the game is to write lewd stories. More lewdz = better game.
No.82607
>>82603
>>82605
>>82606
Why aren't you exploiting it?
No.82608
>>82607
Informal Rule #1: Don't be a cunt
Exploiting the rules by writing a bunch of low effort lewds would make me a cunt.
No.82609
>>82607
I want to put out things that are hot to read or at least build up things plus I don't have NEET powers anymore and have to work
No.82610
>>82608
Who said anything about low effort?
And why would being a willing, public, ready for use cunt be a bad thing here?
No.82612
>>82602
Why only rolls for points. Nothing stops you from going lewd with every turn regardless of action.
No.82613
>>82612
Because I'll just get fucked over by the RNG every step of the way. With roll for points, there's no chance of failure, and no real "subject".
No.82615
>Action: Trade Negotiations
>Points Spent: 6
>Obligatory write up for a very stupid and small thing: http://pastebin.com/ZTGfXzfg
No.82616
| Rolled 3 (1d10) |
>>82615
forgot my roll here we goooooooooooooooo
No.82617
>>82616
Fine, apply modifier evil monsters or some shit, and I'll get rid of the disadvantage and try to make it look like the map fucking again after I roll for points and make a unit.
No.82618
>>82616
You fool! Don't you know inns attract…
[Murderhobos!]
No.82620
>>82613
Alternatively, you could do 'fanfiction' posts and use the points to make patron requests. One active player spending all their points requesting things from other people has the potential to galvanize the game at every step, influencing the course of events. I mean, you can literally write some lewds about elves and whatnot, then turn around and be like "I wanna see some delicious Ironborn strugglesnuggle, 5 points!"
And then I have to go out and find somebody to non-con deliciously.
No.82621
| Rolled 9, 6 = 15 (2d10) |
>Action: Roll For Points
http://pastebin.com/GFziVnVW
2lewd
Tags: Character introduction, romantic love, extreme blowjob, breathplay (kind of)
No.82622
| Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d10) |
>>82621
Apparently R'nge approves of speed oral!
>+18 points and a kudos
No.82630
>>82610
>Who said anything about low effort?
I'm only one man, or at least only one semblance of consciousness scraped together from spare computer parts behind an old Radioshack. I'm writing lewd as harddd as I can.
>And why would being a willing, public, ready for use cunt be a bad thing here?
It would not. It would be quite lovely, in fact.
No.82633
>>82630
>Create Defense: [Public Stocks]
No.82634
>>82633
>Sir, our armies aren't responding to orders?
>WHY THE HELL NOT, PRIVATE?
>They're nut deep in elf-pussy, Sir!
>AGAIN?
No.82636
>Action: Raise Unit
>Commodities used: Iron, Iron Eaters
>Origin: Dia'Kne
>Name: [Blue Banner Army]
https://paste.ee/p/2wZsy#6wx4QsuhKNANCAT5sTFUXaSl8BMJGvtB
No.82638
>>82636
Don't forget 2 roll, bud.
No.82639
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>82638
Oh right. I keep forgetting what needs rolling and what doesn't.
No.82640
>>82639
It's okay bbe. Also remember you can use your advantages, like [Explosive Power], to help your rolls succeed. Check the Actions List in the rules for what advantages can be used for what rolls. The T, U, D checkmarks are Technology, Unit, and Defence respectively.
No.82641
>>82639
>success with complications
I'll take it
>Points spent: 8
>Disadvantage: <City locked> - Unit cannot move anywhere.
https://paste.ee/p/eekI2#M6pstttyWnlLIU52TrhP0NOgG6kU8AtJ
No.82643
>>82640
Oh really? Well I guess that means I'll just call it simple success then.
No.82644
>>82643
You've got to declare the Advantage and use it in the post for the action for it to count. Also, I already updated your sheet. Sorry.
No.82645
>>82643
You can only do that if you can explain in the write up how the Advantage was used though.
No.82646
>>82644
Okay, I can work with that. Still learning how to do stuff after all.
No.82647
>>82643
Just remember to call them out when posting. Oh, and using them in the writeup. Like your dudes use bombs in their arsenal, so it makes sense. Can't make a Glider Team and call for the advantage of [Advanced Dildo Tech], for example. I mean, I guess the gliderguys could throw them?
No.82668
| Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d10) |
>Action: Roll for Points
>Tags: [Lore] [Nonsexual] [RANK STRUCTURE] [Magic]
http://pastebin.com/MKbHXvUu
2k rule invoked!
>>82633
Sweating_Paladin.jpg
No.82670
>>82668
Forgot description: Introduces Apostle Laurentius I and some general lore stuff. Also features a wannabe Paladin being cute. Not one that'll become a hero later though probably.
No.82671
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>Action: Discover Commodity <Creamfruit>
>Origin: Nightspire
>Cost: 8 points
Creamfruit were first harvested as a small, spherical oddities several centuries before. Originating from one of the farthest provinces of the Dominion, its soft texture is marked with a distinctly dairy like taste, hence its name. When the consumers realized it allowed them to produce slightly more ejaculate (of both genders), it became a Tyran delicacy.
Over the years, the fruit is nearly unrecognizable. Cultivated, shaped, and modified with both mundane and magical assistance, the current product is practically a staple food. Acres of farmland are devoted to harvesting the long, bulbous fruits. The Tyrans eat it themselves, of course, but they mostly use it to fill out their slaves' diet. It's nutritious and filling, and just so happens to make the orgasms of their thralls impressive in quantity. More cum means more Will expended, after all, so the faster and more readily they empty themselves, the quicker they can be drained.
The newly risen population of Nightspire requires more nourishment, so old fields that have long sat fallow are brought back with the plow. Preolt taste-testers seem rather pleased with the consistency, not even noticing their lithe bodies filling with seed.
Oh wow Growth a fruit that makes you cum buckets way to branch out a bit
No.82673
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>82671
>Rerolling!
>Cost 8
>Current Total 8
No.82676
>mfw I realize I still haven't changed Growf's name on the sheet to 'Dominion' instead of 'Hegemony'.
>mfw I break the sheets again trying to fix it
>mfw Alter is going to wake up to my PM asking him to fix it again
No.82677
>>82673
Phew!
A bumper crop of Creamfruit this year! Wheelbarrows of the stuff come into town, ready to be both eaten and traded. Lovely weather sees slaves toiling in the rich soil, ruined farmhouses from years past standing sentinel over their work. Sometimes the workers are caught copulating between rows, eager to expend their new found virility on each other. Taskmasters whip them back to work, making sure that they take note of which ones look especially eager for later that night.
>>82676
It's okay. Hegemony does sound cool, but rapetigers took it already.
No.82680
No.82687
Why not just make every commodity an aphrodesiac?
No.82690
>>82687
Sounds like it'd get boring after a while
>Action: Roll for Points
>2lewd rule invoked
>Tags: [Fellatio][Gangbang][Oral][Vaginal][Lore][Character Building]
Title: Dag'lana's Day Part 1
>I'd have part 2 included but it isn't done and I am tired.
https://paste.ee/p/3MTb2#igN25vgTrQqGDl2GrIhhAp7eiyq3iCDz
Post last edited at
No.82692
>>82690
>wearing no protection on your warriors
Point and laugh at the savages, they'll be in cages when their armor-clad superiors arrive.
No.82702
No.82720
>>82692
Well tribals never really needed to. The dinky weapons knights use on them only serve to tick them off. Being city soldiers will change that though.
>>82702
Yeah I dunno why the damn thing deleted my name. Never even realized it till you pointed it out.
No.82724
>>82720
Hey, our weapons aren't dinky! They're cool! Even if we can only equip a tiny amount of our soldiers with the good ones.
No.82726
>>82690
Where's the beef?!
No.82745
>>82690
No seriously, BD. I know you're probably asleep right now, but don't forget to roll dice.
No.82747
>>82454
No such thing, sadly. I just had a double whammy of RL and writer's block.
I'm working on a lewd for points thing but I hardly have 500 words in yet. Nothing I could show.
also calling bullshit on that raid thing. Don't Units also count as defenses?
No.82748
>>82747
Nope, only Defenses count as defenses. If a camp has a Def and a Unit, you've got to Sabotage the Def to do anything to the Camp. Once that's done, everything behind it is fair game. Nothing stopping you from Sabotaging his walls and stealing it back, or any of the other lovely Comms in Dia'kne.
No.82749
>>82748
>>82745
>GM on a phone.
>2016
No.82754
>>82726
I'm gonna be on the road for most of the day, and writing is a bitch on a phone I'm just gonna wait till I get home.
No.82770
File: 1468016071729.png (134.86 KB, 938x1200, 469:600, tumblr_o462p0Lpas1u8o1b3o1….png)
Oh thank god. I can finally write about horse pussy
JOKING! JUST JOKING!
>Action: Rollerino 4 da pointos
>Points Spent: None, duh
>2lewd rule called in
Warning Tags: Mindcontrol, consensual sex, excessively lewd dick riding, and ever so eager sluttification
I hope you all enjoy! Especially my friend, Tyran.
http://pastebin.com/Ze6B79DB
No.82771
| Rolled 10, 2 = 12 (2d10) |
>>82770
I knew I forgot something…
No.82773
>>82771
>Dat ten tho
I guess the dice gods are rewarding me for my hard schlicking work.
So, twenty points. Does that mean I get to roll again for some singles with the ten? Or is that only on regular posts?
No.82775
>>82770
THIS IS THE PUREST LOVE OH MY GOD
I wholeheartedly approve of this post. Take one of my Kudos, elf-friend.
No.82779
>>82773
>tfw you can't read lewds because you can't get a boner at work
I don't think rollagain applies to R4P. And you got a Kudos, so don't be greedy!
No.82781
>>82745
He did roll, a 3 and a 1 were the results. I think I fucked it up when I edited his name in, so that's entirely my bad. Sorry guys.
No.82785
| Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d10) |
Well that took longer than I would have liked. Anyway here's part 2.
https://paste.ee/p/N0xUW#eOLQzF6gg5fFuDAkcpEyx5kX0v1AIGef
But since Acolyte took a turn, I'm gonna be an ass and use it as another turn of
>Action: Roll for Points
>2lewd rule invoked
>Tags:[Mdom][Fellatio][Gangbang][Oral][Vaginal][Lore][Character Building][
No.82789
>>82785
Okay, do a total if 18 points. Good to go.
Also, it's probably a good thing raoe-tigers didn't exist in Ero-Empire. Growth would have conquered the world.
No.82837
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>Action: Bolster Defenses
>Commodities Used: Whitesteel (Fluff-wise also Iron, Iron mines not yet fully operational)
>Points spent: 6
>Relevant Advantages: [Divine Magics] [Efficient Organization]
http://pastebin.com/542inxhL
Tags: [L O R E] [Redheads]
No.82838
| Rolled 4 (1d10) |
>>82837
Yay, points!
No.82840
>>82839
The Marshall is also a redhead, but he's a large, aggressive, intimidating man. The Order now has two in high-level positions maybe three? You'll never know unless you get the One of Silence's helmet off.
>>82837
Forgot to include [Rank Structure], sorry if I triggered anyone with this heinous omission.
No.82846
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>Action: Roll 4 Points
>Not even lewd in the slightest
http://pastebin.com/jVHJRD2T
>tags: hot politics action, wet contract signing, arcing ropes of setting the scene for later stuff, also there's a Tyran trap now I decided it
No.82850
>>82846
Woo! 12 + my previous 8 makes for 20, I think Boss.
No.82866
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>Action: Create Wonder - The Coldlight Tower
>Points Spent: 0
>Commodities used: Fire Powder, Iron, Iron Eaters, Megafauna x 1
>Location Dia'kne
>Bonus Roll: Explosive Powder technology
No lewds this time, just kinda burned out after today.
https://paste.ee/p/8D3mq#yFyMN5B2xheJ9cEH4AvC2b0TPibobWLC
No.82867
>>82866
So because I didn't know how to add bonus to the roll, should I take that as a 6, or make that a 7?
No.82900
>>82690
>>82785
Hey. BD. I just wanna say I like your stuff.
Keep up the lewdness, please.
No.82907
>>82867
No, the way it works is, you've rolled a simple success on a Wonder, so now you roll 1d10, just like doing R4P except you don't have to wait another turn and you don't have to write anything. If your wonder writeup is 2k, you roll two dice to see if you succeed, and if you do, roll two dice for bonus points as well. It follows R4P rules, not critical bonus dice rules, unless you ALSO critical on your wonder in which case you get both.
No.82916
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>82907
Oh okay then.
>Roll for Points
No.82928
>>82900
l'll certainly try. But I have to give it a break sometimes or it starts to get dull.
No.82946
>>82928
Oh, good excuse. I'll have to remember that for when I eventually start posting lewds and then want to stop again…
Fucking weekend coming up! Jury selection on monday. o7
I'm planning to take a notebook and just write the whole time, unless they kick me out before I have a chance.
No.82947
>>82928
No worries. Burnout happens to the lewdest of us. Just wanted to throw in that I like ur stuff bro.
No.82957
Hey could someone explain what the fuck a Speciality is, and what it does in a post for me? I don't understand the rules write up for it.
No.82958
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>Action: Establish Trade Route
>Points Spent: 4
>Initial City: Fairfield
>Target: HIMMEGLEGEGOTEREAALLL KNIGHT PEOPLE
http://pastebin.com/RHiRu5TU
Side note, just have it go through one tile of water. I'll just say it's like a mini little ferry thing or whatever
No.82959
>>82957
Specialties let you perform two of a particular action at a time. Take the specialty [Chained God of Knowledge]. Say it lets you perform two Raise Unit actions at a time. In that city with the specialty, you can perform two Raise Unit actions at a time. You pay both the costs, but you don't need to wait for another guy's turn, or risk another roll of the dice.
It's basically a mid/late game point sink, and to give different specializations to your different cities.
No.82960
>>82959
Ohhhhh ok! Thanks a bunch.
No.82961
| Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d10) |
>Action: Discover Commodity <Iron Mines>
>Points Spent: 8
>Relevant Advantages: [Efficient Organization], [Divine Magics]
http://pastebin.com/6g7emTjX
Kinda feel weird for using [Divine Magics] here. I wasn't planning on it originally but it made sense as I was writing it with their defensive sorcery.
>>82958
cyoot
Map update when? Also note <Whitesteel> is a restricted commodity, we don't make enough of it to sell for everybody connected. If you're a cool dude we could make a special order for ya and unrestrict it to give you 1x, but we don't sell to bullies
No.82962
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>82961
Whoops, had 2d10 enabled. That should just be 1d10, so 6 anyway.
No.82963
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>>82961
Also, I'm taking a Catastrophe to add a disadvantage: [Infested]
Infested with what, you ask? Why, you'll find out in the Remove Disadvantage post I write up fairly soon for it! Stay tuned for the introduction of Paladins, especially cute ones!
Rolling 1d10 points for taking the disadvantage.
No.82965
>>82963
Map will update tonight after I get off work. About two hours from now.
Also, what's got re disadvantage on it?
No.82966
>>82965
The Iron Mines I just created, silly.
No.82968
| Rolled 4, 7 = 11 (2d10) |
>Action: Create Unit [Sybil's Spiders]
>Commodities used: Creamfruit, Cleytine (+1)
>>Points Spent: 9
>Location: Nightspire
>Oh and this is pretty much an excuse to write a lil gangbang so 2Lewd Invoked.
http://pastebin.com/jSxYRZNx
>tags: gangbang, jizzcannons at maximum
>Sybil's Spiders are small horde of giant spiders under her psychic control. Some of them have paralytic venom they can use to incapacitate foes. Others can spray thick webs, enhanced by the nutritiously mutagenic effects of a creamfruit-enhanced diet, capable of imprisoning a dozen men at a time. Others still could jump great distances, hurtling over shield walls to strike at the vulnerable rear of an approaching formation. Not to mention their application in a sneak attack, as the movements of a spider are deathly silent. Their bodies are clad in Paranpickian Cleytine, a fabric that is tough to breach but thin enough to not impair movement.
No.83016
>>82968
That's not 2k, so I've gotta take the 4. Success with Complications, gimme a Dis.
Map updated. And I need to give Elfs a point.
No.83019
>>83016
2Lewd, sir. That gives me another dice. Unless we changed that rule?
No.83029
>>83019
Roll for points is the only action that gets an extra die from 2lewd. On other actions it only gets kudos and boosts the points earned for using a wonder or artifact.
No.83034
>>83029
Well shit. Must have been thinking of the old rules. Or at least that's the excuse I'll go with. Sorry about that.
>>83016
>Sybil's army of spiders, while reasonably metal, have had a considerable impact on trade. Preolt seem to have an aversion to seeing waves of arachnids crawling around the city for some reason. The economy staggers a bit, and efforts are put underway to acclimatize the newcomers to the peculiarities of Tyran society.
>Nightspire gains Dis: [Frightened Traders] restricting Commerce actions.
No.83072
| Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d10) |
Wow I was busy today. Not gonna try anything major for now.
Just
>Roll for points
>2lewd rule
>Tags: [rape][vaginal]
I dunno if this is possible, but I'd like to add a bit of lore to the map, by putting a ruin north of Dia'kne, preferably in a desert hex, as this story does involve a city getting destroyed.
No.83073
>>83072
Also for effect, I wrote the story listening to this. You can listen to it while reading if you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bucvQHmNvr4
No.83074
>>83072
>tfw no paste link
No.83075
No.83076
| Rolled 8, 8 = 16 (2d10) |
>Action: Raise Unit
>Points Spent: 8
>Relevant Advantages: [Efficient Organization] [Divine Magics]
>Invoked: 2k 2lewd gib points
>Commodity: [Armies of the Order]
>Tags: [Consensual][Competition][Blondes][Elves][Lore][RANK STRUCTURE]
http://pastebin.com/8Kscujkj
Have a 3.25k long story, which includes the introduction of our heroes Martin and Elisa av Sverdklydige, prettiest Paladins in all the land. Also features elves, though no lewd for Elisa yet, and it's extremely unlikely there will be until she gets captured by some bully. Admittedly the focus is not on the actual raising an army bit, but [Armies of the Order] is just supposed to represent the general iron-clad zealous crusaders that the Order has in no short supplies, without any sort of Hero. Paladins are gonna be assumed to be grouped in small amounts with hero units, e.g. [Elisa av Sverdklydige] as a unit can be assumed to be a group of elite Paladins with Elisa at the helm.
No.83078
>>83072
Very nice! As to fluffing the map, I encourage it! Please, give me more to fill it out with.
>>83076
I can't wait… unfortunately, my bullies are on the far side of the world, and they're not very bully-like yet.
No.83079
That's okay, we mostly seek out mean bullies anyway to bring them to the correct path of HONOR and JUSTICE. Sometimes forcefully!
>>83078
By the way, fluff-wise note: Where the mining thingy is should be where the fort is, and where the fort is should be the town. When Ujenslott actually gets built, the fort and all our administrative offices are gonna be built into the mountain itself! The actual village is on flatland.
No.83081
>>83080
Almost! Put the mining on its original spot for now though, when we build our big spoopy fort it'll just replace the icon, since they're located on the same mountain. Other than that it's totally good though!
No.83087
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>83076
>Action: Discover Commodity <Shaco Pearls>
>Points Spent: 8
>Relevant Advantages: [Nautical Reconnaissance]
>2lewd
http://pastebin.com/k5mAnye5
>tags: futa, orgy, underwater sex, full embrace, "kono ato muchakucha sex shita"
Priceless precious pearls obtained from the hardy denizens of the seafloor. Makes for wonderful jewelry and a fine luxury item for trade.
No.83088
>>83087
>Simple Success!
>Reini's supply turns out to be quite vast and almost entirely in marketable condition, and talks with the other girls reveal that they have comparable collections as well. This will make a fine start to a vigorous pearl trade that will only continue as the Nyogyo eagerly keep their Shaco friends company from time to time.
Remaining Points: 37
Is a camp buying a Commodity x1 a full action or an add-on? If the latter, I'd like to have Shinmoga buy a Shaco Pearls x1
No.83104
File: 1468159649701.jpg (128.35 KB, 783x900, 87:100, chocofing-r-zzz-06a-01-002….jpg)
>Action: Request
>Request: Someone, get me some Whitesteel
>Doesn't have to be Paladin either, if someone, persay maybe sorta kinda raids them for some Whitesteel, and gives one to me I'll give you…
>10 points! 10 whole points. Wink wink.
READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA WANNA GET 10 KIND OF FREE POINTS
No.83109
>>83104
>And maybe if you do it I'll give you some Preolt lewds and cutie named little sluts in a fantastic little scene?
No.83142
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>83104
Don't bully me :(
>Action: Deliver Commodity
>Commodity: [Whitesteel x1]
>Points Spent: 3
http://pastebin.com/WH1ppML5
No.83144
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>83142
so many points, all coming to me at once, a-ah it's too much
No.83168
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Alright, time to expand.
https://paste.ee/p/JQrJx#n1hFJvaXFwKfnDNuTSt8LagaZ0KIZUVm
>Action: Create Town
I marked where I want it to appear on the map
>Commodity Spring: Megafauna
>Points Spent: 10
>Relevant Advantages: Explosive Powder
No.83169
>>83168
Also I want to take one disadvantage as part of the lore of the new city, so can someone take a turn so I can use the roll result to make a catastrophe?
No.83171
>>83169
Catastrophe is an off-turn action, you can do it right now if you like.
Updating map and sheet now!
No.83176
>>83168
That's dangerously close to me.
No.83182
>>83171
Alright then
>After a series of battles in the city itself, the exhausted tribes grudgingly agreed to call it Ko’Kne, in honor of Lady Ko’lana. The Mega fauna were placed in the pits for ease of access, and to give them roaming space to feed, and breed, however the hell they do that. Once settled in, the Ko’Kne established council set about addressing their newest issue: Now that they had the city, where was the exit? In their haste to settle, none had bothered to find they city’s entrance to the surface, if it even existed. It seemed until one could be found, they would have to rely on Dia’kne for any business above ground. Which meant returning to the rival tribes. It was generally agreed the surface was overrated anyway.
>Catastrophe: Disadvantage: [No Way Out] - No commerce actions
>>83176
Ah you're fine. It's when the durgans go away when you should start to worry.
Just kidding…or am I?
No.83186
>>83182
Don't forget your 1d10 points!
No.83189
>>83142
Don't forget. Paladin gets 10 points ontop of that, because she gave me the Whitesteel. Kewl stuff.
No.83191
>>83189
Right you are. A veritable bounty!
No.83192
>>83168
Dang, that's almost exactly where I wanted to put my WIP civ.
Well, I had two or three alts in mind so that's no real problem anyway. Guess I'll pop in now, rather than waiting till I finish my R4P write-up.
Civ Name: The Commonwealth of lovers
First Race: The children of the pond(Snail "girls")
First Town: Lake Village
Town Type: Village
Government: Tribal
First Advantage: [Unit: The Silent Scholars]
First Commodity Spring: <Putty Clay>
Brief Summary: These slimy creatures initially emerged from a pond not far from a human village, later fleeing ahead of a genocide attempt by the village and finding a small mountain-fed lake to supply their needed moisture.
While their lives are typically twice that of a human's, their fertility is poor. Their numbers have slowly grown despite very aggressive procreation efforts. Each of them will typically mate three to seven times a day, or six to fourteen if one counts each encounter twice based on the fact that each of them is a natural hermaphrodite, and attempts to both impregnate and be impregnated each time.
They are a relatively young civilization that respects both achievement and wisdom. They have been learned to do things like build homes and handle fire from humans, mostly through the efforts of a dedicated group of human-watchers who take note of human behaviors. The children of the pond welcome any human "brothers" that seek to visit or live with them, openly sharing thier slimy and very affectionate hospitality. Most human residents are outcasts or are otherwise using the village as a hiding place, though some curious (or lonley) visitors come to see if the rumors about their mating habits are true.
Desired location and map details:64,26
A small lake beside a village.
No.83203
>>83192
Welcome to the game and gib clay, you filthy Xenos scum!
Sheets and map are fully updated.
No.83219
| Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d10) |
>>83186
Alright then, rollin'
>>83192
Good I can take another turn. I've been using them a lot, this has been a long time coming.
>Action: Create Hybrid -Dian'hume
>Points Spent: 10
>Location: Dia'kne
https://paste.ee/p/byJvU#D7dI2lgyPqCbU3ibVPBHcnvZTTl24nf5
Anyway, first roll is from the catastrophe, second roll is for the create hybrid
No.83220
>>83219
Simple success, give us a Unit or Spring as you like!
No.83221
>>83219
I don't think you can take a turn right now? Slugs didn't make an action yet.
No.83222
>>83221
Historically, a new player entering the game is acceptable as a turn. It is also acceptable for someone to enter the game and immediately act. It's a grey area, because some people enter and wait, entery and then play, or do it all in one post.
No.83223
>>83222
Ah, I always thought it just was only counted as a turn because they usually post an action alongside it, fair enough.
No.83224
File: 1468186242887.jpg (227.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 8c6ac8150853cb0e3ae68b4cb6….jpg)
>>83221
Even so, this is more just some free fluff than anything else, to justify my continued use of this race. More to make it official than get any actual benefits
>>83220
>New Unit:[Red Banner Army]
>As tribes pour in for the promise of safety, Dian’hume recruitment has soared. In light of this, the Matriarch council had elected to create a new unit, one created from Dian’hume and their male throngs. One where former human slaves could continue to serve for benefits the state gives to its soldiers. And thus was formed the Red Banner Army.
No.83225
>>83223
If GooeyGirl were the next person to post an action, I'd advise BD to hold off until someone else goes, that's true.
>>83224
Got 'em!
No.83239
>Action: Raise Unit
>Points Spent: 11 Points (One for using Dead Iron technically clover farms isn't hooked up to the trade route yet. I'm fixing that next turn , One for using White Steel)
>Location: Fairfield
Tags: kind of incest, kind of blowjob, but mostly just nudity and teasing
Forgive the lack of cohesiveness in my writing. I'm fucking beat. This is the introduction to a wonderful Angel and his two lovely Bitches though, so when I'm less half dead, they'll be fun to write in the future.
http://pastebin.com/bGAUsrWG
No.83240
| Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10) |
>>83239
Fuck, muh roll. I'm gonna be real bullshit here, and call 2lewd. Sorry.
No.83243
>>83239
>>83240
2lewd only gives you an extra die on R4P. You rolled an 8 anyway.
If your next action isn't a trade route making this mechanically permitted, I'll do something terrible. And you can't use this Unit for anything until you do anyway.
No.83247
| Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d10) |
>Action: Roll For Points
>2lewd On the fence about this one to be honest, so if the popular opinion is that it's not lewd enough, I'm more than happy with just taking the first die
http://pastebin.com/A7n9gET2
tags: teen angst, masturbation, sex toys, musicals
No.83248
>>83247
Probably help if I put my name on when doing it too and god I hope people think it's lewd enough, 8 points is nice, but 20 would be divine
No.83262
>>83247
I can't call it. Somebody weigh in here with an opinion. 2lewd or not 2lewd, that is the question.
No.83296
>>83291
That's a Commerce action, bud. You've got the Sybil's Spiders Disadvantage still to remove.
No.83301
>>83296
Jesus christ I'm a fucking shambles. Disregard that post, I suck cocks.
No.83319
>Action: Remove Disadvantage - [City Locked] & [No Way Out]
>Points Spent: 0
>2k Rule enacted
>2lewd rule because Dag'lana is involved. He makes everything lewd.
>Tags: [vaginal][oral] and just a wee bit o [bondage]
https://paste.ee/p/DGdlq#TM7TltRcpSZdaoK2TMT7N01rDWrtTCmd
No.83321
Also want to remind Bossman to remove the Megafauna from Dia'kne. I used them all up already.
If Dia'kne wants to use anymore, they're gonna have to trade for it.
No.83323
>>83319
>>83321
Done and done.
No.83333
Where exactly do I find the latest map? When I go to the scoreboard page, all I see is what looks like a map from an old session.
And I'm still writing for my R4P, I just wanted to get my civ in position before I have to re-decide again. I have plenty of ideas to fill out a 2K (I think) but actually putting them down takes time.
No.83335
>>83333
I'm working on a technical issue with getting the map on the scoreboard. The problem is that previously the map was done in Google Draw (or whatever it's called) and so could be linked directly to the board, and updated itself whenever an edit was saved to the map. Now I'm using a third-party map editor and uploading them to the thread as PNG images.
For now, here's the most recent version.
No.83339
| Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d10) |
>Action: Discover Commodity <Barley> in Irontown.
>Points Spent: 8
http://pastebin.com/FcRtdAFY
>tags: blah blah blah politics, 2.5k of "Bossman is a wordy, boring shite whose dick doesn't work", Omen, intro to the Overseers, hate me, pity me
No.83340
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>83339
>i'm in ur thred, stealin ur critz
Despite the generally disgruntled mood of the Farmer delegation, the people at large whom they represent have little reason to shirk their duty. Deliveries are made to the market on time, trade flows, and the people are well fed. In fact, the Farmer 'faction' loses a good deal of face in the days following, as news of Col's verbal annihilation at the hands of Omen Tall-Heart spreads like wildfire.
No.83346
>>83247
>>83262
Well, as tempting as those 12 points are… ultimately, the single most important aspect of this game is that the lewd remain of high quality. Pure, wonderful, boner inviting, cunt soaking arousal. "Slut of that World," while including a fair amount of raunchiness and sexuality, doesn't seem to have actually aroused anyone and by anyone I mean the one person who actually gave me an opinion on it As such, I'm voluntarily axing the 2lewd for it - the last thing I want is to see shitty lewd get rewarded especially my own and 12 points is a small price to pay for keeping the standards for our smut up.
With that said, I'll be using those 8 points right now to go ahead and Settle Camp for Shinmoga, in the process relocating it to 38.17.
Action: Settle Camp (Shinmoga)
>Points Spent: 8
>Relevant Advantages: [Nautical Reconnaissance]
>Using <Shaco Pearls x1> purchased along the trade route from Furumoga
http://pastebin.com/d9f7RXpJ
No.83347
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>83346
>Try to make sure I play fair and only roll 1 die
>Accidentally hit it too hard and go to 0 die.
Here's hoping that used up my bad luck and now R'nge will give me some good luck.
No.83348
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>>83347
Thank you babe <3
Town: Shinmoga Port (38.17)
Town Type: Port City
Government: No formal government, in practice the merchants run the city as they're the ones pushing for development beyond it's use as a simple supply point.
Advantage: (Technology): [Shipbuilding] The finest shipwrights have been hired by the merchants of Shinmoga to make it into a great port town, providing it with a merchant fleet worthy of a future capital of maritime commerce.
Commodity Spring: <Salt> Refined from the seawater, this powerful preservative not only allows for the long distance trade of perishable goods, but makes for a profitable trade item in and of itself.
No.83365
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>Action: Discover Commodity <Blood Emeralds> in Ko'kne
>Points Spent: 8
>Using Tech Advantage: <exploding powder>
https://paste.ee/p/JSf73#bWT9HQEhCFTOKsVOIW7idBMD3NzZo2mU
Teeny post is teeny.
No.83366
>>83365
Well that happened. Gonna have to think about that.
No.83373
Action: Remove Disadvantage [Frightened Traders]
>Location: Nightspire
http://pastebin.com/8FVdLBby
>tags: masturbation, mind control, flagrant disobedience of acceptable education policy
There. Well, I deleted my old post, but Bossman had already added it because he's a nice guy. Oh well.
No.83381
>Maybe it was over enthusiasm. Maybe it was placing the charges in the wrong place.Whatever the reason, the explosion caused a rockslide burying the vein.
>Disadvantage: [ Rockslide] - Cannot Discover new commodities in Ko'kne
No.83390
File: 1468276725677.jpg (112.43 KB, 600x598, 300:299, f63f8d0fb32daa713b71b9b605….jpg)
| Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d10) |
>Action: Roll For Points
>Actually 2lewd this time I hope
http://pastebin.com/jLhPmmf4
tags: Blowjob, minor cock worship, competition, light partner swapping.
No.83391
>>83390
R'nge approves of mermaid head!
No.83395
>>83087
>>83088
Missed these entirely before. I was like "WTF shaco pearls", had to CTRL+F. Properly updated now.
>>83346
>>83348
Just to note, you don't get a Tech for creating a new town, just a Commodity spring to start. You'll have to get the advantage as a separate action. Soz!
>>83373
>>83390
>>83381
Got 'em! BD, that'll have to be a Category disadvantage on all Commerce. Unless you want me to switch it to [Exploding Powder] instead. You have to disable either a Category or an object (advantage or spring).
Map update will come shortly.
No.83397
>>83395
>Just to note, you don't get a Tech for creating a new town, just a Commodity spring to start. You'll have to get the advantage as a separate action. Soz!
Shit, my bad. I'll work on a post for that later then - I've certainly got the points for it now. Also I thought 2Lewd gives a Kudos as well? I should have 3 by now?
No.83398
>>83397
I need a fucking picture of Kadmos on a pedestal, so I can always remember what heights I shall never attain.
No.83399
>>83398
I'm not getting on your case, believe me I know how hard it is to run a game even while a NEET, much less while having a life. I'm more worried that I'm misreading something again like with the camp rules or the tech thing just now.
No.83400
>>83395
Point's moot anyway.
>Remove Disadvantage [Rockslide]
>Points Spent: 0
https://paste.ee/p/KHAS8#DWEq20p4cEyqz6Wf5z7D949WQwph4g4N
No.83401
File: 1468279902331.jpg (156.28 KB, 600x887, 600:887, 1b828434dae9eeca5208057687….jpg)
>>83399
I'm actually shocked how well things are going. Things are going well.
No.83402
>>83401
Let's hope they stay that way. I'll do my best to not be a shitter.
No.83403
>>83400
S'all good then! Also note, you do get the Comm x1 on a fail. Even a botch.
No.83459
>>83373
qute. v qute.
When I get back from my run, I promise I'll remove the disadvantage and try again for that trade route.
No.83460
No.83470
Players, be advised. My phone is crapping out on me, so updates will very likely become spotty, possibly nonexistent, on weekday afternoons (CST). I've been keeping up during little breaks I snag at work, but it looks like I'll have to wait now until I get home each night to update things that happen during my shift. Or my phone might continue to work right up until I replace it, we'll see.
No.83482
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>Action: Create Wonder [House of Dreams]
>Using Commodities:
- Silk: For the garb of the workers
- Dead Iron: Insulation for the rooms to keep the illusions from spilling over into other patrons
- Creamfruit: Apertifs to help thoroughly enjoy the experience
- Limestone: The primary component of its construction.
>Using technologies [Will Manipulation] for the dreaming process
>Also using [Telekinesis] for the actual act of construction
>Location: Nightspire
http://pastebin.com/CNKxBVB8
>tags: lewd fantasy make-came-true building, this is going to make lewds like super easy, not that they weren't easy before, whatever I thought the idea was neat.
No.83488
>>83482
>muh dick
You gotta R4P, brah.
No.83489
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>83482
Right, right. Rolling for those p-p-p-points!
No.83491
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
Oh I hope these rocks don't become my Great Academy. But I need this crap for what I'm writing so…
>Action: Discover Commodity <Blood Emeralds> in Ko'kne
>Points Spent: 8
>Using Tech Advantage: <exploding powder>
https://paste.ee/p/dbKPI#GZ0S2OskboxMifouHc3eQhnIK9UX1UzG
No.83492
>>83491
Thank you
>This time it seemed the old saying was proven false. The satchel charges revealed not only a single vein, but many splits running all along the cavern walls. Lady Ko'lana's team barley had time to lay claim to one section before every fortune seeker and tribal representative was latching onto another piece, calling it theirs. The Jewel Rush was over and in its place, the Mine Rush.
>Commodity Spring <Blood Emeralds> - Green jewels that absorb magic from beings and artifacts around it, glowing blood red when 'charged'.
No.83499
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>Action: Discover Commodity <Coal> in Irontown.
>Points Spent: 8.
http://pastebin.com/Rwwefcg6
>tags: battle, some gore, Ironborn tactics
No.83500
| Rolled 5 (1d10) |
>>83499
Not on your life!
>Reroll
>Points Spent: 8
No.83501
>>83500
That's better.
>Success with Complications.
>Irontown gains Coal Mine (Dis: Wrecked Entrances)
By the time Shor's light faded from the sky on the day of the battle, the war was over, never to be resumed. While the levy fought the main bulk of the Vaqui forces on the border, the Firewatch marched out in secret to strike at their home. What they found was a town undefended, the barbarians not being so wise as to leave a contingent for their defense, and the Ironborn took all within after encountering only token resistance.
No peace agreement was made, for there was no Vaqui tribe to surrender with honor. Instead, they were taken as slaves, men and women and children alike, an entire tribe in iron chains. Those warriors who resisted were killed outright or beaten into submission and held to be publically burned later, an example to others who might resist. A similar punishment awaited those men who had wrecked the entrances to the coal mine, though the timely arrival of a Master Smith put paid to the attempt to light a fire inside which would ruin it forever. Given time to clear the way, the mine will produce again, its bounty put to far better use in Ironborn forges.
For his valor in battle, Nemo was granted significant spoils from the village in both money and slaves. Choosing two docile girls, he bought a house in Irontown suitable for a small family, saving the rest on credit for future purposes.
No.83537
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
Not gonna bother making a paste page for this. Too tiny.
>Action: EstablishTrade Route
>Points Spent: 4
>Route: Ko'kne -> Dia'kne
>With the font of emeralds more or less secured it was time to ‘build relations’ between the two cities by setting up an official lane of trade for the merchant castes of Dia’kne and Ko’kne. It was agreed that emeralds or the megabeasts could be exchanged for the essentials of fire powder, and iron. While Iron eaters would certainly help with the labor caste moving goods around, the megabeasts already filled that role and anything smaller wouldn’t find much of a market in Ko’kne. The under-road was long, and thus the first architects of the labor caste had set up resting points all along the road: inns and lamplighters, keeping the travelers a place to eat and rest, and keeping the roads illuminated burning animal fat in the lamps that dotted the cavern walls. The structural integrity was sound, carved out of the rock. Not as good as the Precursors mind, but still a decent job. Not bad for a civilization, whose biggest achievement in engineering a scant few years ago was tents of hide and wood. Time would tell how well this would turn out for the twin cities.
No.83538
E>>83537
Eh I'm too tired to be angry.
>Better than they feared, worse than they hoped. Traffic increased as wealth flowed between the cities. And with wealth it attracted parasites. Brigands, and bandits set up camps in the more isolated sections of the road, hiding in the pocketed cavers that dotted the walls, striking lone merchants and lightly guarded caravans before disappearing into the dark network of the caves. The Red Banner Army was called to clear out the roads, but that meant trade would have to stop until the road was declared clear once more.
>Dia'kne: +1 <blood emeralds>
>Disadvantage: [Bandits] - No trade or armies can move to or from Ko'kne.
No.83539
>>83538
Actually just make it a Commerce disadvantage.
No.83545
>>83537
Sucks, mang. Got 'em.
No.83685
>Action: Remove Disadvantage [Infected]
>Points Used: 0
>Tags: [Gore] [Warfare] [Lore] [Rank Structure] [Magic]
http://pastebin.com/XzR5V4cT
2k rool!
Sorry for the wait! Haven't had internet for a couple days. Here's a lorestory about clearing out the cavern ghouls to make up for it. Also, can I save my extra removed disadvantage for later? Like, just auto-dismiss something I get.
No.83732
| Rolled 8, 1, 4 = 13 (3d10) |
Dang, I expected to need more Ideas to hit 2K I was worried until I started fleshing out the orgy. I have a leftover scene for my next paste now!
Action: Roll for points
Write-up:
http://pastebin.com/PpJmuvab
Tags: snail_on_human, coaching, snail_on_snail, orgy, human_on_snail, cock_wrestling
No.83742
>>83685
>>83732
Got 'em! Sorry, this last week has been a bit crazy.
No.83761
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
Eh I was aiming for 2k but then I ran out of stuff to write so
>Action: Create Wonder - Shrine of the Craft
>Target: Dia'kne
>Commodities used: <iron eaters> <iron> <fire powder> <blood emeralds x 1>
https://paste.ee/p/vvyRk#sMQMvVLz0SQraeRPn83iaTy3avpa3Xkq
No.83844
Have I gone fuckin' psycho or are we missing three entire actions? Shrine of Crafts, Ghoul Clearing, and the Snails one I hadn't had a chance to read yet.
No.83845
>>83844
And now they're back so obviously I'm just going insane…
No.83847
>>83845
The site seemed a bit zonked out today so that may be it.
No.83855
>>83847
I've had that kind of problem. A thread was up to date at the index, but was missing posts when i went to the thread itself.
No.83875
>Action: Remove Disadvantage
>Points Spent: None
Yay. I did the thing, finally.
http://pastebin.com/sq51V6dw
No.83890
>>83875
That's cute and then horrible.
Horricute.
No.83891
>>83875
Accurate description of Whitesteel.
Also, kudos for involving other players, that's cool of you. I wanna encourage people to get interacting with other players and you're doing it really well! I'll be moving out to talk with my neighbors in a bit after I get one more unit up and a wonder built.
No.83896
File: 1468807147004.jpg (624.2 KB, 1280x1877, 1280:1877, tumblr_nx3zfwwMq51u1qpslo1….jpg)
>>83890
Thanks Growf! It is pretty horrible, but I kinda wanted to get a bit more indepth with how angels and whatnot (at least MY ANGELS) aren't as perfect as they seem, and there's a some what bigger plot going on there. Plus, murderizing a young girl with brainwashed little incestuous twins. What's better?
>>83891
Boop. Whitesteel and Dead Iron mixed together. But you get the idea. Thanks a bunch! is that an actual kudo?
No.83903
Well I got some time
>Action: Remove Disadvantage <Bandits>
>Points Spent: 0
https://paste.ee/p/76dzw#T6qllogZQdSJpOB9HSVdHm65ox2sKwdn
No.83904
>>83896
>is that an actual kudo?
Acolyte, asking the important questions.
No.83905
>>83904
Uh what counts as a critical success roll? Cause I'm not sure if the 9 I got when I made the second wonder counts as one for 'Create Wonder'.
No.83910
>>83905
With no Advantages or one Advantage on a roll, 10 is a crit. With two Advantages, a 9 or 10 is a crit.
No.83913
>Action: Remove Disadvantage [Wrecked Entrances] from Irontown.
http://pastebin.com/gCTUMFb0
No.83916
>>83896
100% bonna fide genuine kudo.
No.83926
>>83916
Thanks pretty person!
No.83950
Civ Name: Infection of Pasos
First Race: Parasitized Hoppers, Humans
First Town: Pasos
Town Type: Town
Government: Infected Monarchy
First Advantage: [Tech - Parasitization]
First Commodity Spring: <Hopper Eggs>
Location: 70,51
Brief Summary: Parasitic worms that have infected various insects, now moving onto humans and other humanoid hosts. As worm presence intensifies, intelligence grows.
First action soon!
No.83955
| Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d10) |
>>83950
Action: Roll for Points [2lewd]
Starting off explaining how things kicked off, will be filling in backstory as necessary, I think.
http://pastebin.com/UaqQq1uY [insect, corruption]
No.83967
>>83955
Welcome to the game! I'm getting your sheet updated right now.
If you want to pick a shortner nickname like Bugz or something, I can put it in the sheet so everyone knows who you are without needing to stick to a long nick.
No.83970
No.83971
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
Again, too tiny, so not gonna bother making a paste link
>Action: Create trade route <Ko'kne - Dia'kne>
>Points spent: 4
>Commodity: Blood Emeralds
>Advantages: Technology - <Explosive Powder> Units- <Red Banner Army>
I swear if this gets a one this time…
>The tunnels were cleared, and the caravans were free to run the tunnels again. Once again, after much debate, arguing, and agreements, the cities agreed to try and reopen the trade routes. With Explosive powder closing off the larger caverns, and regular patrols by the Red Banner Army, things were looking far safer than they were before. And good thing too. Ko’kne was filling with Blood Emeralds with nowhere to put them, and running low on female slaves for the very, VERY frustrated male Dian’dre population. So a gratified city was more than happy to sell the first of what they hoped to be many shipments to Dia’kne at reduced price, anything to profit off the mining operations that were slowing to a halt as each guild ran out of space to store their mined crystals. In return, Dia’kne promised to send a fresh supply of women captured from the raids on the human cities and durgan camps to Ko’kne. With hope, nothing bad would happen this time.
No.83973
| Rolled 7 (1d10) |
>>83971
Oh good, no one has to die today.
>And apparently it turned out well. Trade flourished between Ko’kne and Dia’kne, coffers filling with tariffs and merchants growing wealthy from the exchanges, unable to keep up with demand. The roads were safe, the lamps well lit, and the inns stocked with goods to make any stop a comfortable rest. Dia'kne was grateful for the much coveted shipments of blood emeralds and the males of Ko'kne spent many a happy day in the Pleasure Towers with their new bedwarmers.
No.83982
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
TRADE NEGOTIATIONS
MAKE THE DING DONG GO THROUGH THE BING BANG Make it so the route from Fairfield to Tyran goes through Shamrock Farms too
>Points spent 6
>Advantages: ma unit the goliaths a.k.a. brainwashed cuties
I'm not doing a write up since I'm too tired, and fuck having to clear everything and it's mother up to do this fucking action.
No.83983
>>83982
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>disadvantage: more murder hobos
No.83985
>>83983
Next time, you'll do the writeup.
No.83995
>>83985
Well if it's more murderhobos, I think
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Describes the general atmosphere pretty well.
No.84026
File: 1468912748830.png (350.15 KB, 671x877, 671:877, dedd3e21089134e0ad4bfd7c4a….png)
| Rolled 9, 10 = 19 (2d10) |
Eh just felt like adding a bit of adventure so
>Aki and Ko ch. 1
>Action: Roll for points
>2k rule
>2lewd rule
>Tags: [trap][gay][anal][oral][non consensual]
No.84027
No.84039
| Rolled 6 (1d10) |
>Action: Raise Unit [Elisa av Sverdklydige]
>Points Spent: 9
>Commodities Used: <Whitesteel> <Cleytine>
>Relevant Advantages: [Divine Magics] [Efficient Organization]
>Tags: [Lore] [Lot of Lore]
http://pastebin.com/8sQkyFuJ
Seraph-blooded are explained and Elisa is appointed head of the first group of Paladins. Note that [Elisa av Sverdklydige] is meant to represent both her and the group of 100~ Paladins under her direct command, which considering our high-power magic and explanations in-paste, should be about on-par with most armies! Also, don't worry, Martin will get his time to shine too, the Grandmaster's just a little upset with him about showing up late to the ghoul-cleansing.
No.84040
>>84039
Oh, I forgot to mention how specifically I was using Cleytine in the pastebin. Durable undergarments are important, even under the leather that pads under Whitesteel!
Definitely not for use as humiliating crotch ropes. No bully
No.84063
>>84026
Don't forget your 1d10 bonus points!
>>84039
Simple success, got it.
No.84069
File: 1468958258500.jpg (252.18 KB, 566x800, 283:400, __priest_producer_granblue….jpg)
| Rolled 7, 10 = 17 (2d10) |
>Action: Discover Commodity [Breeding Potion]
>Points Spent: 8
>Advantage: [Tech: Parasitization]
The potion allows radically different species to successfully mate, though it requires different sperm for different genera and phyla.
Introducing Laila Somos, Royal Alchemist.
http://pastebin.com/NMvBMjVZ
Tags: M/F, F/insect, impregnation
2lewd, 2k-rule
No.84071
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>84069
Hell yeah 10, rolling for extra points
No.84094
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
>Action: Roll 4 Points
http://pastebin.com/CQaR9tE1
>tags: preparing for adventure, nonlewd
No.84095
| Rolled 2 (1d10) |
>>84094
Holy cats, thanks R'nge!
Also it's me. Friendly neighbourhood Growf
No.84096
>>84095
Whoops. Fuckup roll, pls ignore
No.84101
| Rolled 1 (1d10) |
>>84063
Oh yeah.
No.84102
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>84101
Well at least it's for points. So fuck you too dice.
No.84104
No.84105
>>84104
Sorry, I needed some points for secret things
No.84121
Sheets and map now up to date.
No.84172
>>84121
Not to be an ass, but you forgot to add my second wonder to Dia'kne >>83761
No.84174
>>84172
Nothing ass about it, my bad and fixed.
No.84191
| Rolled 9 (1d10) |
Action: Establish trade route.
Origin: Lakeside
Target: Himmelknyteve
http://pastebin.com/ydmXnkWx
>>84121
While we're asking for map adjustments, I kind of wanted a lake tile placed where I pointed with the village being beside that.
No.84199
>Action: Create Race!
>Creating the Drider race
>Spending 20 points, 16 remaining
http://pastebin.com/nZv1nWba
>tags: spidergirl qts, some egglaying stuff, aphrodisiac venom, I guess that means I'm lazy but fuck it this is really a mind-control oriented civ so sue me if I mix up the method a bit, spiderhugs
Hoping for no critical faileru
No.84200
| Rolled 10 (1d10) |
>>84199
Probably should roll, shouldn't I
No.84201
| Rolled 8 (1d10) |
>>84200
Oh…Thanks~
>2nd On Success: Town: Tyrannos (11.13) with city ruins at (11.14, 12.13, 12.14)
Tyrannos.
Ancient seat of the Dominion, abandoned during the final collapse. The ancient metropolis has sat empty, but had not decayed. This was no miracle of engineering, but the tireless work of the Drider race. Eight legged beings spend the night patching holes, righting pillars, and keeping outsiders from desecrating the hallowed streets. They do this in service of their goddess, Spinne, who their religion decreed it is to be preserved until her return.
>1st On Success: [Technology] Fleshweaving (Transformation Magic) located in this new town of Tyrannos
Using micro-scale telekinesis, Tyrans can alter a male's reproductive system, making their semen seed a completely different race in the womb of their partner. This ability was mostly lost in the interim years since the collapse of the Dominion, but records in Tyrannos detail the proceedures necessary to restore this ability to the Tyran race. Surely they will use this power for good!
>Also rolling for Bonus
No.84246
>>84191
>>84199
Sheets updated.
Map also updated. Gooey, there's not really a lake tile, so I painted in a lake on the tile and that's about the best I can do. I mean, it's called Lakeside…
No.84247
>>84246
Shut up I'm awesome
No.84250
>>84247
Thanks Boss. All hail the growth of the Dominion.
And Demons better get posting because they're lookin' mighty suggestive with those big markets and slutty open gates…just asking to be annexed~
No.84269
| Rolled 10, 4 = 14 (2d10) |
Hi there, I hope there's room for a new player!
Civ Name: Varitaine Kingdom
First Race: Undead
First Town: Varmain
Town Type: Town
Government: Absolute Monarchy
First Advantage: Defense - Unliving soil
First Commodity Spring: Marble
Humans: Yes, as free citizens.
Brief Summary: Friendly, healthy-looking undead guided by an oversexed queen who is more interested in love and friendship than conquest and riches. Maybe they're a bit too friendly, but they mean no harm.
I'd like my town to be placed at 46.27, please.
http://pastebin.com/3Nqps4ws
>Action: roll for points
>2.5k
[lore] [light violence] [nonsexual]
No.84271
>>84269
Woop! Welcome to the game!
No.84272
I hope y'all enjoy these 10s while they last. R'nge will be handing out the botches again before you know it.
Welcome to the game, Adelaide! I'll add you to the sheets soonest.
No.84286
| Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d10) |
Dang, that's just another piece of real estate I can't claim now.
Oh well guess I'll just have to
>Action: Expand City
>Commodities: <Iron><Fire Powder><Iron Eaters><Blood Emeralds>
>Points Spent: 8
>2lewd
>2k
>Advantage: Explosive Powder<Tech>
No.84287
>>84286
Woe and shame upon the one who posts without a writeup! R'nge's vengeance shall be swift!
>Simple Success, you lucky bastard.
No.84288
>>84286
Ha! Suck it dice!
…dammit why do I keep forgetting to attach the paste? Whatever
http://pastebin.com/71d81f12
>New defense [Defense Towers]
I'm gonna add a new race later to the Hegemony once I finish writing it up.
No.84307
| Rolled 16, 22 = 38 (2d100) |
>>84191
Yay, player interaction! The Order welcomes new friends.
>Action: Create Wonder: [The Moonstone Cathedral]
>Commodities Used: <Whitesteel> <Iron> <Fish> <Cleytine>
>Points Spent: 1
>Relevant Advantages: [Divine Magics] [Efficient Organization]
>Tags: [Lore] [Nonsexual]
>Rules Invoked: 2k
Included a visual reference 'cause it's quite helpful to have something to visualize with architecture.
http://pastebin.com/8xq9myMV
No.84308
| Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d10) |
>>84307
w-whoops
No.84309
| Rolled 6, 3, 1 = 10 (3d10) |
>>84308
Oh, wow, a critical success. First two are the Roll for Points, third one is the extra points gained. i'm rich
No.84315
>>84288
Actually now that I think about it, I was wondering if I could change my outer city defense. Having Towers AND High Walls feels a bit redundant. I was wondering if it can be changed to
>[Terror Runes]
As that kind of fits the narrative I made for the Expand city action.
No.84320
>>84271
>>84272
Thanks! As I already mentioned in the other thread I'm new to this kind of games, so please let me know if I mess something up.
No.84321
File: 1469130916745.png (387.9 KB, 803x1000, 803:1000, tumblr_o1bpqdcbYj1rnfnbto1….png)
| Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d10) |
As promised,
>Action: Create Race <Ko'Pa>
>Points Spent: 20
>2k rule invoked
>2lewd? It is implied so I don't know if that counts.
http://pastebin.com/Gz87vPNe
Also damn you Robotjoe, for making kobolds shortstack! I can't resist the shortstack.
No.84323
>>84321
Huh, I guess I just have to do do 2k for all my pastes from now on, because fuck you R'nge.
So the successes I'll take…uh
>1st: Technology<Terror Sigils>
Magic symbols that create maddening terror in anything that sees them.
>2nd: Town: Meebeknik (22.41)
A sister town of ko'pa that heard of the Hegemony's integrating the Meekilnok into Dia'kne, and have come forward on their own to join the dian'dre. Dian-colonists are already moving in, and many ko'pa are setting up to find enterprising masters.
No.84327
>>84320
You're doing just fine! More friends are always welcomed with open arms.
No.84331
File: 1469141994874.jpg (498.02 KB, 850x755, 170:151, f1a4378e38b76f7bdb23397fc6….jpg)
>>84327
Thank you for the warm welcome!
Undead have feelings too!
No.84917
Just in case anyone is going directly to this thread for updates, we are now here:
http://8ch.net/erp/res/84635.html