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File: e5eb523613249ae⋯.jpg (37.55 KB, 550x550, 1:1, G5056-glass-jar.jpg)

 No.124381

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>be me, 19yo neet, living alone

>receive package through mail, totally unexpected

>from my grand-grand-uncle (or some other distant shit, never knew all this family nomenclature)

>first - I haven't seen him or heard from him for no less then ten years, since childhood

>second - he is genuinely nuts, was even institutionalized once or twice if family legends are true

>third - he have fucking DIED couple weeks ago

Well, this is undeniably suspicious, but in my shithole mail services are slow, he could have easily sent it before death, not /x/ material yet.

>open cardboard box - huge glass jar inside, 5 liters or so, sealed with cork, looks like pic

>first though - how the hell it survived mailing?!!

>second though - now this is serious jewery! cork branded with some sort of hexagram

>third though - daily temperatures are above zero, why it is fucking freezing by touch and all covered with hoarfrost FROM INSIDE?

>try to peek-a-boo through the rime with lamp - see silhouette of goddamn tiny humanoid laying on the bottom.

Now tell me, /x/ - am I sane? Have I just received pixie in a jar by mail? This thing is standing on top of working radiator for couple hours already and haven't broke a sweat. What the fuck should I do now? Call ghost-busters, psychiatrists, or some three-letter agency?

Oh, and almost forgot - my phone is fucking TURNING OFF each time I try to catch this thing in viewfinder!!!

 No.124383

>>124381

Real convenient that you can't take pictures or give us any proof, anon. But…real magic stuff does mess with electronics. Any haunted house will teach you that.

I'll bite. Is the figure alive? No use having a dead pixie, except maybe to eBay. If it went through a rough shipping, it might just be unconscious. Or the hexagram might be keeping it in some kinda suspension.


 No.124386

Is this some kind of weird raid or


 No.124388

Were there any instructions in the box? Check the packing for papers- probably an old parchment envelope with a wax seal, if the cliche gods be with you.

Try wrapping it in something warm and seeing what happens.

>inb4 stick your dick in it


 No.124390

>>124381

What kind of shit was the old man into? Did he live anywhere close to the woods?

Whatever that thing might be you need to ask for its permission first. You could try something like "tap the glass once for yes, twice for no", or some kind of shit like that.


 No.124391

File: 6478ac7ed4809e5⋯.jpg (8.72 KB, 280x210, 4:3, my face when.jpg)

>>124390

>You could try something like "tap the glass once for yes, twice for no", or some kind of shit like that.

Ah, the ol' Captain Pike. It could work, if it's intelligent. It could just be feral, or from some kinda chaotic plane. Even if it has the brains, it could be malevolent. The lore is full of stories of fae fucking over greedy mortals.


 No.124392

>>124391

>The lore is full of stories of fae fucking over greedy mortals

This nigga gets it. First thing you gotta do, assuming you can interact with it, is figure out if your fairy is seelie or unseelie.

Some seelie fey, like brownies, can be very helpful if treated properly. Unseelie will fuck you up 12 ways from sunday, so first and foremost, do NOT assume that you are this being's owner. Being in control of a fey creature is just not done.

This is, of course, not to imply that all seelie are nice. More that they usually don't partake in cruelty for their own amusement more often than not, and they will most definitely wreck your shit if they think you deserve it (bearing in mind fey often have a slightly different moral structure than tall folk). Wikipedia has a small bit of info on fey. While short, it seems to mostly correspond to the lore I'm familiar with.


 No.124394

Now, let's take this from the top. Knowing that fey can be dangerous and temperamental if treated poorly, your fairy is inside a jar, probably trapped if that hexagram on the cork has any sort of power. This is a red flag.

The best case scenario is that the fairy willingly went along with this, after hearing your uncle's intent to let you care for her. Worst case is that your uncle, god rest his soul, was a fucking idiot and tried to trap fairies for his own gain.

Now, what I'm going to suggest runs the risk of you never seeing this fey again, but it will probably be the safe way to handle it. My advice would be to open the jar and leave it next to a treat of some kind. Alcohol, milk and honeyed bread are common favorites. Leave the open jar and the snack alone in the house somewhere (fey can be shy around strangers) and hope that she accepts her freedom graciously.

Again, she might just go on her own way after this, or she might figure out you're related to your uncle and come back to ruin your day, but it's probably the safe thing. However, if she feels indebted to you, you've probably made a friend for life.

Either way, she's been stuck in a jar for three weeks (assuming your uncle actually died when you believe he did), and possibly a lot longer, and that's the crux of it. If you believe her to be alive, letting her out is the only humane thing to do.


 No.124414

File: b33cbdf2de4451f⋯.jpg (214.91 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, frost_on_glass_1_by_thatsn….jpg)

It's me again. I'm back from hanging on the phone with half of my painfully normie family, gathering info on my uncle. Fuck, trying not to rise too much suspicions was really hard - looks like on one is expecting sudden interest in family history from me. And all this almost for nothing. Now I'm not even sure if he is granduncle of me - I have got several versions of this old fart's position on the family tree. This is beyond stupid, keeping in mind that all oldies were so fucking proud of "preserving family heritage". But back to topic:

>the box is empty. no parchment, papyrus, or even fucking postcard

>on the box itself stick-on label with return address

>google address - in the middle of nowhere, more then 300km from the city

>thing inside jar is not moving, not reacting to light or knocks

>try to see if breathing or not - impossible with all this frost on inside

>shake it slightly - it slides into different pose, not frozen

>huh, can dead pixies avoid rigor in below-zero temperatures?

>screw it, I'm opening - nice try, can't bulge cork even slightly

>bottle-screw can't dig into cork it even for millimeter

>favorite glass-cutter goes blunt without leaving a mark on a jar

>well, at least that explains how it got through mail in one piece

Shit, /x/ this is not good - it goes beyond your ordinary prank already.


 No.124416

>>124414

You know, I was almost starting to wonder if you were in the ER, getting treated for dick frostbite.

The cold thing, I figure, is either because the pixie is a frost elemental or because it's seriously pissed off/depressed. Given that it's not moving, almost certainly the latter. Alternatively, the frost is being created by the bottle's seal. Have you tried interacting with the hexagram in any way?

I'd avoid smashing the bottle if possible, but it doesn't sound like you could if you tried.


 No.124420

File: 34847855a06bdbb⋯.jpg (11.13 KB, 284x295, 284:295, hexagram-of-solomon.jpg)

>>124416

>You know, I was almost starting to wonder if you were in the ER, getting treated for dick frostbite.

Haha, yeah - I'm not yet so desperate.

>Have you tried interacting with the hexagram in any way?

Actually, I have been thinking of it too, but it's easier to say then to do. I poked it with fingers a bit - but it gives no visible feedback. Even if it is gesture-activated, like smartphone, I highly doubt I can find the right gesture through trial and error in any reasonable time - and that's in good case. In bad case it may respond only to some external tools, and it's not that I have phoenix feathers or some other magic bullshit handy for such cases. Though, I have tried to copy it - maybe one of you, guys will have any better ideas.

Whoever my "uncle" was, he was definitely not in good state of mind - sending anyone stuff like that without attaching instructions.


 No.124425

>>124420

If that's what you've got on the cork, then it looks like you've got a Jewish fairy. The Seal of Solomon was basically re-purposed into the Star of David.

Jokes aside, some Google sleuthing managed to turn up this little snippet:

>THIS is the Form of the Hexagram of Solomon, the figure whereof is to be made on parchment of a calf's skin, and worn at the skirt of thy white vestment, and covered with a cloth of fine linen white and pure, the which is to be shown unto the Spirits when they do appear, so that they be compelled to take human shape upon them and be obedient.

The "human shape" and "obedience" parts would suggest that whatever's in that bottle is in there because it was told to stay in. But the fact that it was written on the cork instead of "calf's skin" tells me that it's a hint.

See if you can nab some leather to scratch that seal into. Put on some white clothes, and cover it up with some white linen. I'm not sure how you plan to get it out - smashing the bottle seems like the only way, at this point - but that seal is probably your failsafe.

Think about it. You can't see anything in the bottle because it hasn't taken shape yet. It's still a spirit. If you break the bottle, the spirit will be released, and likely pissed off. You use that seal, and it's forced to "take human form" and "become obedient".

I'm not sure if you want to risk it, but it seems like the most logical choice from my end.


 No.124429

File: cdcdc18c6435bd9⋯.jpg (1.19 MB, 2512x1703, 2512:1703, 4949950ec2afc3da9026dc00fb….jpg)

>>124420

Well son, what you've got there is a seal alright. As >>124425 said, that's the Hexagram of Solomon, used for compelling obedience from demon lords.

It's curious that he didn't use the Secret Seal to keep her in the bottle instead, if Goetic is his bent, but maybe he was just lax in his studies.

(Refer to this doc for further reading. Most of the practical stuff is at the back http://www.hermetics.org/pdf/grimoire/goetia.pdf )

Now, what I can infer from this is that your uncle was trying to command the pixie in some way, and Goetic binding magic dissolves once the Summoner has died (the formerly-ensorcelled demons usually help themselves to the mage's soul), so what I can assume has happened here is that the pixie, not being a demon that's seen these tricks before, doesn't actually know that she's no longer bound to the dead summoner.

However, since you can't bust the seal anymore than she can, I suspect there's still some part of his spell still lingering. You could try reciting the License to Depart (p47), but as I've mentioned before, you might not get to keep the fairy after this. Also, do NOT simply recite the incantation as it's given. Read it, understand the words and change them as needed.

If you need something with magic energy, Goetic rituals call for the blood of a black virgin rooster, but the blood of a virgin human should do. You probably won't need to look far.

Assuming this Hexagram is still exhibiting power on the pixie, which it almost certainly is, you will probably not have a hard time commanding her if you invoke the name of the original summoner as part of a ritual incantation, in place of the names of angels, as the original summoner already read her that book (much easier on the tongue, too). You won't make friends with her that way, and I wouldn't recommend it, but the option is there.

What I might try is combining the License to Depart with a fairy door, and the milk and honey I suggested earlier, thus giving her a place to go once she's released. Fairy doors are pretty much just what they sound like, tiny doors for fairies to make their home in. You can buy em, but handmade ones, even ones made simply, are more attractive to them. Doesn't even matter if there's just solid wall behind it either. Fairies will use it as a door all the same, making their home in their own domain, which exists in the same space as ours, but separate. And for the love of god, please don't get one that looks like a Hobbit hole. Those are just tacky.

>>124425

From what I've read, Goetic demon lords don't actually care as much for all the ceremony and ritual as some sources might suggest, especially on the materials end. Yes, there is a bit of ceremony called for in practice, but it's mostly a formality to let them know they're being called for. I've read of people doing much with simple chalk outlines, dollar store candles and a black dish of clean water or a mirror. Strictly speaking, it's better to follow the ritual as best you can, but people can and do kludge ceremonies together to some effect.


 No.124431

>>124429

>From what I've read, Goetic demon lords don't actually care as much for all the ceremony and ritual as some sources might suggest, especially on the materials end. Yes, there is a bit of ceremony called for in practice, but it's mostly a formality to let them know they're being called for. I've read of people doing much with simple chalk outlines, dollar store candles and a black dish of clean water or a mirror. Strictly speaking, it's better to follow the ritual as best you can, but people can and do kludge ceremonies together to some effect.

I should add that this is exactly why other wizards will tell you not to fuck with summoning the forces described in the Goetia. Yes, they'll come to a cobbled-together summoning, but you have less real power over them that way, and can expect less from them in exchange. Since you're not effectively forcing the work out of them, they mostly just play along until you piss them off, which is also why you hear about these rituals coming with a favor owed afterwards, because you're not actually the one in control.


 No.124555

File: e45cb7166735ab9⋯.jpg (235.29 KB, 1500x1125, 4:3, il_fullxfull.573529557_9ay….jpg)

>>124425

>If that's what you've got on the cork, then it looks like you've got a Jewish fairy. The Seal of Solomon was basically re-purposed into the Star of David.

Holy crap! /pol/ is right again! RACE WAR NOW! GAS ALL FAY! WE MUST SECURE…. ough… where I was… ah, the pixie in a jar, yes.

But seriously, /x/ despite all this paranormal shit, you can't believe how fucken stupid I feel right now.

>white clothes? pff… no-one likes laundry this much

>found boxers and one shirt prepared for defcon-grade occasions

>hope this would be enough

>the only real leather in the house is waistcoat

>worn once to the Halloween party before dropping out of college

>in fact dropping out of college _because_ of that party, but that's long story

>to hell with this memories - carve this jewery BIG all over the back, just to be on the safe side

>white linen? hole for the head in the middle of bedsheet

>glance in the mirror - perfect, looking like faggot attending KKK meeting

>>124429

>tiny door? hmm… now that's an interesting task

>idea! that vintage cuckoo clock received as X-mas gift from grandmother

>no, she is not crazy - I swear, she just enjoys seeing painful cringe on our faces

>dear granny, finding your gift actually useful almost beats all the other weirdness of the day combined

>disassemble front panel - pic successfully looted

>glued frame to the wall on the floor level

>milk and honey from the nearby store - check

>virgin blood - now that will be hard to get…

>who am I kidding? prepared straight pin and antiseptic

>printed License to Depart

>jar placed in the middle of the room

Wish me luck, /x/ - I'm going to drip my blood on the cork in a minute. If my body will be found dressed like this - I swear, my ghost will haunt you out of this board to fucking facebook.


 No.124556

>>124555

RIP OP, killed to death while trying to get a fairy out of a jar.


 No.124563

>>124556

OP died as he lived: a strange, virginal faggot

But srs hope it goes well. Hope you don't get flayed alive or cursed or whatever.


 No.124699

Damn, /x/, this was bad beyond bad. Never, fucking NEVER follow my steps. Anon, think of your worst brolamfetamine overdose and imagine it intensified ten-fold while lasting for weeks of subjective time. I still hardly believe that I'm not dead. Right now even trying to recall things that happened makes me miss keyboard buttons.

>feel stupid as fuck reciting that goetic bullshit and jabbing my own finger

>nothing happens for at least half-an-hour

>was ready to undress and heap some unprintable words on the board for wasting my time

>notice drops of my blood on the cork starting to emit fumes

>fuck-fuck-fuck, I'm not sure I wanted it, breath in, breath out

>flat fills with almost inaudible snickering without noticeable source

>my own reflections in shiny surfaces start to do stuff by themselves

>snickering turns into whisperings, in my own fucking voice

>"whom does he think he is?"

>"he really thought Master needs his permission to get out?"

>"oh, honey and milk, how sweet - he probably thinks he is in disney"

>"look at that tiny door, ahaha"

>"but his soul smells delicious"

>etc., etc.

>shit bricks, try to run the hell out of the place

>pass to the flat door doubles in length with each step

>hear movement behind - turn to see huge as fuck hybrid of wookiee and saber-toothed goat - see pic

>try to run faster, it covers the distance with one leap

>pins me face-down to the floor and raises its purple-glowing hand

>roars "let me taste your spine!" or something like that

>back feels like hosed with liquid nitrogen under pressure

>roar turns into deafening screech followed by flash of light and glass shattering

>my brain says "fuck this shit, I'm out" and first part ends


 No.124700

>next thing remembered - briefly waking up from the smell of decay.

>still laying face down, back burning as being flayed

>manage to lift head and see in the mirror naked petite figure

>sitting on my ass and licking my back

>brain like "nah, shit still here" and goes offline again

>get back to senses now more solidly

>back still stings but bearable

>shrapnel of glass pieces all around

>tiny scorched coal where jar was standing

>shirt and bedsheet still on my shoulders, but torn almost in half

>remains of leather waistcoat on the floor, literally shred to snippets

>try to look at my hurting back with two mirrors

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

>grumous stigma in the same size and shape as hexagram I carved on the waistcoat

>glistening and hazing slightly like made of fucking dry ice

>will be hard to explain on Day of Rope

>sounds of childish weeping from inside the closet!!!

Motherfucking /x/ - what have you got me into?!!


 No.124701

File: ef4b628902d9ea2⋯.jpg (94.39 KB, 640x491, 640:491, 5289827464_ba334d2a84_z.jpg)

forgot to attach


 No.124704

>>124700

Welp, sounds like you fucked something up pretty bad. At least these jar spirits or whatever seem to have a decent sense of humor.

Time to go full horror-movie-retard-mode and open up that closet. Whatever's in your apartment now is only staying in that closet because it wants you to check in there.


 No.124706

>>124701

Your uncle's a fucking asshole. God, now I feel bad you had to take apart an antique clock for this bullshit.


 No.124876

Things are turning from bad to WAT, /x/.

>listen to the weeping from a closet for a couple minutes more

>look around for anything resembling weapon

>like anything less then howitzer would help me against what I already seen

>full horror-movie-retard-mode on, just open it already

>err… not sure if anticlimactic or not

>contrary to expectations, source pretty much conforms to the sound

>young girl, age hard to say, but definitely not a teenager yet, naked

>curled into fetal position and crying

>long ginger hair, and I mean really long, laying around her

>barely reacts to anything, looks traumatized as fuck

>try to take her out of closet - weakly resists and cries even harder

>leave her there but open closet doors, just in case

What the fuck should I do, /x/ - whatever it is, it definitely do not looks like a monster. But with all I have seen, voice of reason (and brick-shitting) just can't shut up about it jumping out any moment to tear my throat apart.


 No.124877

>>124876

Umm…shit. I was fully expecting something with horrible claws and jagged teeth stained with the gore of past victims. This is an interesting development. Is she normal size?

I know the traditional follow-up question would be to ask if she's a cute, but maybe you should just give her a blanket. Regular blanket if she's a regular girl, if she's still tiny maybe one of those cloths used to clean eyeglasses. They're usually pretty soft.


 No.124882

File: a3b1354179aa42f⋯.jpg (93.61 KB, 900x675, 4:3, fbi_party_van_by_ka_513.jpg)

>>124877

>Umm…shit. I was fully expecting something with horrible claws and jagged teeth stained with the gore of past victims.

Same shit here, /x/ - very same.

>Is she normal size?

Yup, as normal, as ordinary human children get, I suppose.

>I know the traditional follow-up question would be to ask if she's a cute

I fear with all the happenings my cute-o-meter is not well-calibrated. Probably right now I'd find cute anything lacking too big fangs, blood-stained claws, or "I'm with her" sticker.

>but maybe you should just give her a blanket

Yup, done. And actually, as I'm typing right now her crying have almost fully turned into snuffles.

Speaking of her size… Even in case her not killing me as soon as she wakes up, I have a major problem on my hands. Fuck, /x/ when I was considering all this "freedom for pixies" I was expecting to let out something at size of a palm, at max. Something that can just fly away or fucking hide. But now I have a fucking cause for full-blown FBI investigation sleeping in my closet. What should I say when party van parks at the front door - "don't worry, guys I summoned this naked child out of a glass jar"? Hell, I may be neet, but not a full-blown hikki - my friends and family are visiting me on occasions.


 No.124889

>>124882

>But now I have a fucking cause for full-blown FBI investigation sleeping in my closet. What should I say when party van parks at the front door - "don't worry, guys I summoned this naked child out of a glass jar"? Hell, I may be neet, but not a full-blown hikki - my friends and family are visiting me on occasions.

This is an important point. One you don't usually consider. The closet might do for now, but you may need a cover story. It really depends on how intelligent she is. Not like nerd vs dummy, I mean whether or not she has baseline human intelligence or is she something more feral. Hard to disguise someone when they start chewing on their clothes.

Better think of something just in case. Judging by the seal you just got burned into your skin, she's probably sticking around for a while. Holy shit by the way. I mean sucks you're probably damned for all time but I bet your back looks pretty sick.


 No.124901

>>124889

>The closet might do for now, but you may need a cover story.

Yup. And the longer she stays in the closet, the creepier it would look if discovered. I mean, right now I theoretically can call child services and pretend that she sneaked in through the window or something like that. But after a week or two of her leaving hair and DNA (if she even have any) all over the flat, I would definitely look like kidnapper.

>Hard to disguise someone when they start chewing on their clothes.

Damn, I sincerely hope this won't be the case… I'm totally screwed then.

>I mean sucks you're probably damned for all time but I bet your back looks pretty sick.

Sick as fuck, man, sick as fuck! Pain subsided to reasonable levels, but the look of it… I mean, even from afar it probably looks like freak show material. But at close distance I'm walking /x/ - there is no reasonable explanation for stigmas that are condensing frost from the air. If it won't go better, taking shirt of in a gym will be a big no. Not that I was a gym enthusiast before, but still…


 No.124928

>>124882

>What should I say when party van parks at the front door - "don't worry, guys I summoned this naked child out of a glass jar"?

Just calmly explain that your dead uncle willed it to you and sent it through the mail. If you can't trust the post office, who can you trust?


 No.125048

RIP OP

Murdered by a naked closet loli


 No.125052

File: e305bbc46030442⋯.jpg (67.98 KB, 550x349, 550:349, howdy officer.jpg)

Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when I got a jar with a magic fairy girl who turned into a real girl with no identification and under the age of consent.


 No.125117

OK, /x/ - I'm back with another report. Shit became much calmer during last two days.

>first night

>loli have slept in her closet like nothing happened

>for no less then 16 hours

>I'm too agitated to sleep at all

>when she's awake, managed to lure her out with cornflakes

>while she was eating had chance take a closer look - for the science, you know

>green eyes, a bit of freckles, slightly snub nose, undeniably cute overall

>trying to talk with her was almost total failure

>not a word back during first hours, just nodding and shaking head

>any questions mentioning her identity or past events are making her catatonic

>later in the evening she began using one-word replies like "yes", "no"

>when I started to doze off, she grabbed her blanket and got back into closet

>I'm finally falling asleep

>wake up, find out she have sneaked into my bed

>no, I'm not a pedo, you dirty faggots, I like tits and ass

>reminder - she at the very most looks not older then 12

>check fridge - need to replenish stuff

>walk out to visit store, back starts to ache as soon as I close the door behind

>run to the closest grocery, and return back within an hour

>looks like girl have been sitting in the closet all the time

>back-ache immediately calms as soon as I get her out of the closet

>take shirt off - huge spot on its back is fucking rigid, like it Alaska around and it was hanged to dry outside

Huston, we have a problem. I suppose, that weird scar reacts either to the distance to the girl, or to her mental condition. Not sure how bad it can get, if I'd need to go farther then local grocery. Another problem - the girl still runs around completely naked. I know, at least half of you, anons, are drooling right now, but I'm shitting bricks each time I hear something behind apartment door. I do not have anything that can fit preteen girl, and I can't imagine any way for 19yo neet to fix it without looking creepy as fuck. Third item on the agenda - how should I call her? I'm a bit tired of referring her as "she" or "girl" here, and my imagination took a vacation.

>>125052

Perfect taste, anon!


 No.125127

>>125117

>I suppose, that weird scar reacts either to the distance to the girl, or to her mental condition. Not sure how bad it can get, if I'd need to go farther then local grocery.

It would make sense that it is a proximity thing, but you might need to experiment to be sure.

>Another problem - the girl still runs around completely naked. I know, at least half of you, anons, are drooling right now, but I'm shitting bricks each time I hear something behind apartment door. I do not have anything that can fit preteen girl, and I can't imagine any way for 19yo neet to fix it without looking creepy as fuck.

Just buy shit normally. The cashier don't care, trust me. If anyone asks, say it's birthday stuff for your sister. Though the fact that your get into pain outside the apartment may make the trip difficult…online ordering? Maybe you can buy stuff off Amazon that'll fit her, and that stuff comes in unmarked packages.

>Third item on the agenda - how should I call her? I'm a bit tired of referring her as "she" or "girl" here, and my imagination took a vacation.

Umm…Fay is a girl's name, though it might be like calling a human girl Mammal.

What about Nixie?

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/nixie

noun

1.

a letter or parcel that is undeliverable by the post office because of a faulty or illegible address.

noun, German Folklore.

1.

a female water spirit.

Since she came through the mail, I thought it was kinda appropriate.


 No.125131

File: 5b6638a7d938d7c⋯.jpg (93.92 KB, 700x558, 350:279, 8b5f5052b9d76d33bd2a76e8d1….jpg)

>>125117

Maybe you should show her your scar. She might know something about it. And as an aside, I had an idea for covering for it, when it's not icing over.

Start dressing punky. Eventually work yourself up to tattoos, piercings, gauges, body mods etc until having a giant occult symbol etched into your back would look completely normal for you. Use a forest to hide a tree, right?

> I do not have anything that can fit preteen girl, and I can't imagine any way for 19yo neet to fix it without looking creepy as fuck.

Go to your local Wal-mart or Target or what-have-you and buy some clothes, but also buy a gift bag and a birthday card along with it, if you feel like the cashiers are judging you. Trust me, this works all the times for bronies trying to get their merch.

>how should I call her?

She came out of the closet. You should probably call her a lesbian.


 No.125224

File: df746c1d8778253⋯.jpg (32.95 KB, 474x350, 237:175, not_a_phase_by_ktshy.jpg)

>>125127

>It would make sense that it is a proximity thing, but you might need to experiment to be sure.

Yup, testing this is pretty high on my list of priorities right now. As I see it right now, when you are so deep in /x/ shit, mobility is very fucking important.

>Though the fact that your get into pain outside the apartment may make the trip difficult…

Well, my trip to grocery was uncomfortable, but far from unbearable. If we bet on proximity hypothesis with discomfort levels not rising too fast with distance, I'm probably able to reach closest discounter - it's only two-three times farther then grocery.

>What about Nixie?

Perfect, man. Let it be.

>>125131

>Maybe you should show her your scar.

Ugh… Just followed your advice and had to calm Nixie though next half an hour. Reaction just like with personal questions, but more intense - catatonia, tears, hiding back in closet, etc. I'm not a motherfucking psychologist, but it looks like severe PSTD to me. If not some fay-specific /x/ shit, of course. But in either case, I don't want to take my undershirt off in front of her without very good reason anymore.

>She came out of the closet. You should probably call her a lesbian.

Pff. Every parent knows it's just a phase in that age :-)


 No.125231

Crap! I have noticed it only now - deep in the duty of calming Nixie I just ignored pretty sharp pain in my back that started simultaneously with her awful reaction. May be it's not proximity thing, after all… Definitely need to check it when I'll go out for her clothes.


 No.125301

>>125231

Welp, looks like you're responsible for keeping her happy for the rest of your life. Enjoy your new daughter.

I hope for her sake you've got some dope-ass vidya.


 No.125498

File: 26a79f296693813⋯.jpg (79.98 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1374453967_4d37d0e3f9_z.jpg)

Crazy shit is back, /x/

>Nixie loved her new name

>taciturn, but I have heard short phrases from her

>in extremely archaic grammar

>sounds like fucking unadapted Shakespeare, if not worse

>overall, she looks much less stressed already

>but personal questions are still solidly blocked

>it seems that she is familiar with basics of human civilization

>knows how to use furniture and flatware

>but is genuinely amazed by mirrors and light switches

>took her measurements, after googling how to do it

>dusted off tv and turned on some wild nature channel for her

>head out to discounter trying to monitor feeling in my scar as closely as possible

>slight tingling on walking out of the door

>this time no increase in discomfort through all way to discounter

>proximity hypothesis is shit, I suppose

>then, while I was selecting some casual wear in "for children" section

>IT FUCKING HAPPENS

>my back suddenly on fire, but this time it doesn't feel like pain

>more like physical manifestation of rage

>vision doubles, but not like your usual drunk doubling

>simultaneously see ordinary environment and some fucking Hellraiser version of it

>blood swashing on the floor, torture devices instead of shelves and goods

>monstrous abominations feeding on screaming customers and clerks, etc etc

>I'm falling on my ass out of shock and prepare to fucking die already

>hallucination slowly fades away, while people gather around

>"are you ok, sir?", "please say something", "do you need ambulance?", etc

>I mumble something about sudden panic attack while trying to shake this shit out of my head

>it looks like whole thing lasted for half a minute at most

>clerks become very attentive and help me to choose stuff for Nixie

>shit, I'm attracting much more attention then planned

>pay and hurry back home

>Nixie is still sitting in front of tv, cheering on some lion trying to catch dinner

>a sigh of relief

>help Nixie to get into new outfit and pay a deserved compliment

>now she looks like almost ordinary preteen girl

>though, you rarely see a knee-length hair on girls this days

>open my laptop to greet you, guys, but then again

>IT FUCKING HAPPENS

>on the keyboard of my laptop lays folded piece of paper

>a note in perfect handwriting

''Dear sir.

Several days ago you, supposedly, have came into possession of an object that constitutes a great danger not only to you, but to many other people. Please, refrain from any manipulations with it and call [redacted phone number] as soon as possible. This is not a joke, please do not do anything stupid and I will help you.

[redacted sandnigger name]''

>Nixie have no idea how note appeared and is not very interested in it

Fuck, /x/ what to do now? Whoever the author is, he definitely knows something. But it seems I have already did some very dangerous shit that this note tried to prevent. Should I call at all? Should I say truth? What to ask? I need your advises on conversation strategy, anons.


 No.125510

>>125498

Ignore sandnigger, bang loli. Really though, if it's that important to Abdul, he'll write back with more information. Not sure what to tell you about the visions right now though, but it lends a little bit of weight to the note. Also consider that Abdul is not being honest.

Try googling the number?

>but is genuinely amazed by mirrors and light switches

Kind of curious. The light switch I get, but mirrors have been around for as long as there's been shiny shit to polish. I wonder if she's interested in the mirror for a more /x/ kind of reason


 No.125620

File: 9ee4f6b252103a7⋯.png (16.02 KB, 630x356, 315:178, Ninja-Download-PNG.png)

>>125510

>Also consider that Abdul is not being honest.

Of course, message may be false, and it is even very probable. But I also must take into account the medium through which the message was delivered. The least intimidating explanations I have, is that it was delivered by fucking ninja, because only ninja could place a note into laptop in the same room where Nixie was watching tv without her noticing anything. Normally, I would found it unwise to be impolite with a ninja who knows where I leave.

>I wonder if she's interested in the mirror for a more /x/ kind of reason

Hm… It is possible, considering her reaction to personal questions. Hell, may be fay do have some major differences in psychological mechanisms of reflection. Or explanation is simply quantitative - door-sized perfect mirror of today vs palm-sized crooked shit that was available to less then extremely rich before 18-th century.


 No.125624

>>125510

>Try googling the number?

Done. Nothing at all. Looks like ordinary private cell number from most common provider.


 No.125650

>>125620

Well clearly we've already established that you're involved in some magic shit of a higher degree than most /x/ wizards. All things considered, ninjas might actually be less probable than the supernatural. How's Nixie, by the way? Any more vocal?

>>125624

Use the number to sign up for a website you're sure will sell it to phone spammers.


 No.125681

>>125510

>Kind of curious. The light switch I get, but mirrors have been around for as long as there's been shiny shit to polish. I wonder if she's interested in the mirror for a more /x/ kind of reason

Actual, honest to goodness mirrors are actually more of a modern thing. In the past, the reflection was often warped, polished copper. Venetians came close with lead glass, but it was also super expensive. A flat, silvered surface only started to become available for commercial use in the 19th century, alongside the development of the Bayer process allowing for the easy extraction of aluminum from bauxite.

If she's an old fey, or at least someone who has been out of the loop of mortal affairs, she may not have seen something like a mirror that gives a 1:1 reflection before. It'd be like seeing a vertical puddle of clear water to her.

Just speculation.


 No.125713

>>125650

>How's Nixie, by the way? Any more vocal?

She seems to be recovering well - much less cowed facial expressions, almost relaxed body language. Nixie even smiles sometimes - particularly when gets to eat her favorite honey-flavored cornflakes with milk. Unfortunately, when it comes to speech, she remains notably reticent - even short phrases are used very rarely.

The biggest problem I have right now, is that along with recovery from whatsoever /x/ shit there was, Nixie starts to become sort of wayward. When I ask her to do or not to do something, she obeys only until I turn my back. Today I caught her experimenting with gas-stove, and I did have warned her beforehand. And don't tell me that this is normal for kids - I fucking remember myself 6-8 years ago. Normal or not, it is a major problem, considering that I still don't have a legend for her existence. I can't keep my friends and family from my place forever, and I can't trust Nixie to hide if anyone shows up. And she starts to be interested in the outside world - what if she'd try to sneak out when I'll go to a shop again?

All this makes me seriously think over calling "Abdul" despite your advises. Whoever he is, if he means harm, it doesn't looks like he needs my invitation for it. While in case of him genuinely offering help - well, I wouldn't mind assistance from someone who is familiar with all this /x/ shit. Of course, I'll try to delay giving out that jar is already broken as far as possible.


 No.125718

>>125713

> particularly when gets to eat her favorite honey-flavored cornflakes with milk

Aw~ What a cutie!

>

All this makes me seriously think over calling "Abdul" despite your advises. Whoever he is, if he means harm, it doesn't looks like he needs my invitation for it. While in case of him genuinely offering help - well, I wouldn't mind assistance from someone who is familiar with all this /x/ shit. Of course, I'll try to delay giving out that jar is already broken as far as possible.

Good point. He couldda teleportaled a bomb, or a flesh-eating monster into your NEET-shack. Instead, a kindly letter to give him a ring.

I'd be okay with calling him. Maybe from a burner, or if you can find it, an honest to goodness payphone. He might only be able to send stuff in proximity to where the jar went. If he knew exactly who you were, he would have called your phone (presuming you have one) rather than sending a message with his phone number on it.


 No.125760

File: d03e9060770b0d9⋯.jpg (23.2 KB, 316x400, 79:100, spy-phone.jpg)

>>125718

>If he knew exactly who you were, he would have called your phone (presuming you have one) rather than sending a message with his phone number on it.

Even better point, man!

>full paranoia mode on, time to use this BTC for a reason at last

>rent virtual machine on server farm in some third-world shithole, install vpn

>through it create account on BTC-accepting VoIP provider

>OK, now I feel as safe as it is possible in /x/-enabled situation

>dial number and calm my breath

Abdul: Ablul on the phone. Who am I talking with? (sandnigger accent, but barely noticeable)

Me: With someone who have received both your message and object it references. The glass jar, to be specific.

Abdul: (short pause) And I suppose you have observed jar's, how to say, unusual features?

Me: Yes. My turn to ask - what is this thing?

Abdul: There is simply no way to explain it for outsider like you in reasonable time. Ask simpler question.

Me: Outsider of what?

Abdul: (sighs) Outsider of circles that have intimate knowledge of so called "supernatural" phenomena that do indeed exist. And I can assure you, that jar in question have no beneficial application outside of such circles. This means you possess thing that have no use to you, and I can offer you handsome reward in exchange for it. Are you interested?

Me: (pause to think) It is possible, if reward will be high enough. But there won't be any deal until I know more about it. You have mentioned that it is dangerous. What level of threat are we talking about?

Abdul: (curses off the microphone) Boy, this is not fun and games. Have you heard of term "extinction event"? Do not try to insert yourself into things beyond your comprehension!

Me: I have no reason to trust your words. Right now it sounds like you need me more then I need you. Should I just hang up or will you give me real reason not to?

Abdul: You son of… What do you want?

Me: (pause to think) I need honest answers. Why have you reached me in so uncommon manner? Was placing note into my laptop intended to intimidate me? Why haven't you just showed up yourself instead of asking to call

Abdul: What?.. Inside laptop? (short pause) Ah, fucken millenials. (VERY long pause) I do not have your name, address or phone number. I used hard to explain method of written note delivery, that was targeted on last owner of a jar. It should have been delivered to the most common place where you usually receive your correspondence. This method was invented long before you, kids, started to receive more electronic mail then paper one. Are you satisfied with this answer?

Me: Yes. But I still need some time to think on your proposal. I will call back later.

Abdul: Do not wait too long. This message delivery was fastest and easiest way to reach you. It doesn't mean that I will hesitate to use more complex methods of finding you in case of your disappearance. And this promise was intended as intimidation

Me: I will keep that in mind. Goodbye. (hang on)

>sweating like a bitch

/x/, that was fucking intense! Your opinions?


 No.125762

>>124381

and of course you didn't take any pictures, faggot


 No.125767

>>125760

>Boy, this is not fun and games. Have you heard of term "extinction event"? Do not try to insert yourself into things beyond your comprehension!

This is of mild concern. If we all die because of your lust for lolis, anon, I'm going to be fucking sour.

But…She is kind of a person. Call me prejudiced, but I don't like the idea of selling a girl to some sandnigger, even if the money's good. But it's your call, anon. You're the one he's going to send rape-djinn after.


 No.125772

File: a00bbc8009826e6⋯.gif (28.43 KB, 520x245, 104:49, mo-aisha-520x245.gif)

>>125767

>This is of mild concern. If we all die because of your lust for lolis, anon, I'm going to be fucking sour.

Fuck, I would be pretty disappointed myself - I'm not that into lolis even. Tits are life, ass is hometown, you know.

>Call me prejudiced, but I don't like the idea of selling a girl to some sandnigger, even if the money's good.

Man, OP may be faggot, but not sociopath. Girl is cute as fuck, and there is no way some muhammad will dick her on my watch. I'm just trying to buy myself some time before he realizes that it's too late to care about jar already. I need to get as much info as possible before he decides that now he needs skin from my back instead.



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