I just wanted to wish you all happy holidays /erp/! Here's to hoping all you dirty sluts get your stockings stuffed to the brim, and all you horny studs get the cum guzzling whore you've been asking for. Enjoy the night ~<3

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Anonymous 12/24/16 (Sat) 23:32:04 No.121701

I just wanted to wish you all happy holidays /erp/! Here's to hoping all you dirty sluts get your stockings stuffed to the brim, and all you horny studs get the cum guzzling whore you've been asking for. Enjoy the night ~<3

Fai 12/24/16 (Sat) 23:48:03 No.121702

Fuck you cunt.

Thanks.

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 00:04:07 No.121703

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Warm wishes from me to you, /erp/. Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Cool Kwanza, Super Solstice, and an all-round excellent day.

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 00:06:44 No.121704

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>>121702

>Fuck you cunt

Please and thank you

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 01:52:48 No.121708

>Here's to hoping all you dirty sluts get your stockings stuffed to the brim

Well I'd love that to happen OP but we both know that won't happen for me even if Santa came to town

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 02:04:01 No.121710

File: 305aae2a187046e⋯.jpg (444.7 KB, 930x1250, 93:125, 3fa46b408509cecb5045d7ed5e….jpg)

Merry Christmas! Hope you get what the RP you wanted

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 02:16:20 No.121711

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Merry XXXMas /erp/!

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 02:27:48 No.121714

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Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 02:31:18 No.121715

File: 792e393f8d2c80a⋯.jpg (257.63 KB, 800x1191, 800:1191, ede6439064ed47a316d71e66e4….jpg)

*Teleports gifts for everyone*

Happy holidays!

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 06:04:58 No.121728

File: 3c6f98099c98652⋯.jpg (79.15 KB, 702x496, 351:248, 1f55cf43297ed7532aec6b7298….jpg)

MERRY CHRISTMAS YA SELF-DEPRECIATING FUCKS

MAY STUD-SANTA BRING THE MOST LURID, TOE-CURLING FUCK-SESSIONS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 06:21:08 No.121730

>>121701

Here's hoping I finally get my ass up on flist.

>>121704

Come on, don't loose hope, bloatflyguy!

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 06:56:55 No.121733

>>121728

Will Bloatfly-kun notice me for Christmas, Stud-Santa?

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 07:10:05 No.121734

File: c3d2fc4234698c0⋯.png (331.15 KB, 1600x1280, 5:4, christmasmouse.png)

Have a good one

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 08:30:33 No.121739

File: 2201f6f39d2b99d⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 109.64 KB, 600x340, 30:17, IMG_4067.GIF)

>>121733

No_

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 09:02:24 No.121740

>>121730

Same here, spending forever to finish my character to start my f-list career.

Merry Christmas /erp/

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 09:07:49 No.121741

File: 21a340517ba90b6⋯.png (707.09 KB, 4124x3928, 1031:982, 1372439295898.png)

Many hugs, hugs that turn to fucks, and mugs of cocoa to all you lewd cuties and horny sluts.

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 09:09:01 No.121742

>>121741

That's great and all but I heard it in her voice

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 09:30:03 No.121743

File: 8c6f45dd4a2acff⋯.png (144.52 KB, 611x784, 611:784, 1374747575315.png)

>>121742

>not being sexually attracted to Kristen Schaal and her annoying voice

>not wanting to give Mabel Pines a new sweater and festive reindeer headband for Christmas

That's your problem, not mine.

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 09:34:23 No.121744

>>121743

My only problem is that the show spent way too much time on the kids and not enough on Stan

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 10:13:20 No.121746

File: f385b51b0fa4a40⋯.gif (1.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, aw yeah.gif)

>>121744

I really like Stan and all, but I felt the relationship the siblings had was a nice change from the constant petty rivalries that dog most shows. They occasionally squabble, but it ends up biting them in the ass and they go to bat for each other at the end.

I'm also a fucking disgusting Pinecest shipper, but only when they're awkward teenagers fumbling over their feelings. But platonic love is good too. So long as they hug at the end I love it.

But have a Holy Jolly Christmas regardless.

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 10:15:58 No.121747

>>121746

Oh I definitely agree that Dipper and Mable are handled well, and especially with how much petty infighting is plaguing the current Kamen Rider, I'm all down for teamwork. Just, I basically would spend the entire episodes waiting for Stan's lines because they were always without fail the best parts.

You too Anon.

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 11:11:17 No.121748

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Merry Christmas!

Remember to keep those nice ribbons you got from presents for later!

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 18:50:53 No.121753

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>>121743

I dunno, something tells me that she might be the sort to go for more than just a headband if prompted.

Anonymous 12/25/16 (Sun) 20:53:47 No.121755

>>121701

Thanks anon, I've with family 'til the 28th so any heavy fuck sessions will have to wait.

At least it's a few days to edge and build, nicely.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 00:12:20 No.121763

File: af080055e8456eb⋯.gif (1.49 MB, 442x250, 221:125, r03kSn0.gif)

>>121755

>Not shamelessly typefucking away in the corner while your whole family sleeps in the same room.

I'm so fucked up.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 00:17:46 No.121764

>>121763

Believe me, I've been tempted today.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 08:00:12 No.121800

File: f2dae4946d98ecb⋯.jpg (32.2 KB, 300x378, 50:63, 1470542975463.jpg)

>>121763

>he hasn't written paragraphs of smut from his phone while stuck in a motel room with his family

cum on, step it up

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 10:43:29 No.121807

File: a35e29fb6a08ace⋯.png (81.07 KB, 372x375, 124:125, 1478679497110.png)

>time for christmas lewding

>get rejected repeatedly by people I've had bookmarked for some time

>get no replies from the only good looking ads, for no reason

>play with some other randoms for two posts before they just poof

>begin to give up hope

>try to approach one last random with an okay profile

>they type amazingly and are super fun

>do fun IC banter and cute stuff before finally fucking

>best Christmas creampie ever

Never give up hope. Happy Holidays /erp/!

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 14:10:24 No.121812

Welp Christmas is up and gone by and I didn't do shit on it. OHWELL.

it ain't a very.notable date here in slav land anyway.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 14:47:22 No.121814

>>121812

Don't you guys got Orthodox Christmas?

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 15:09:32 No.121816

>>121814

Yep. Catholic is still a holiday but it ain't a big deal. All the Santa trappings are on new year anyway, and EO Christmas is much more religious in tone.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 15:52:28 No.121817

>>121816

Sweet. Have a Happy New Year then!

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 16:05:21 No.121819

>>121817

Thanks, I'll try!

(Although probably no lewding right on the eve of it, going to try socialising.)

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 23:57:48 No.122276

File: 764dea4d0b0d4fc⋯.jpg (24.71 KB, 620x352, 155:88, Nichijou.jpg)

I decided to bump this one instead of making a new thread.

Happy new year!

Got any erp-themed resolutions in mind? I think I'll try to finish my incomplete profiles.

Anonymous 01/01/17 (Sun) 02:51:43 No.122286

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>>122276

Resolutions? I guess I aim to have more fulfilling scenes, but less scenes in general. ERP consumes a lot of my time (most of that time especially is supposed to be devoted to sleep.) And while it's usually good for a quick fap, I only end up feeling really satisfied half the time. I'd like this hobby to get my rocks off but I'd also like to give me something I can be happy to go back and read. So…basically I want to post less ads, play with less shitters, and try to find partners who want to devote themselves to a scene as much as I do.