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28,657 Cases, 11,325 Deaths as of 8 May 2016
Other fun boards to visit: >>>/desu/ >>>/2hu/ >>>/canada/ >>>/liberty/ >>>/vvv/ >>>/goodchristian/ >>>/zika/
Friends of Ebola: >>>/monster/ >>>/fringe/
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 No.24595

>New cases of Ebola rise for first time this year in Liberia, Guinea and Sierra Leone, WHO says

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-31140987

 No.24596

Ha, fuck yes. They thought she was dead. They thought they could relax and defeat her by the end of this year

 No.24597

>>24596

I hoped to post more information but its breaking news so nothing yet.

Okay so for Feb 1st the stats are:

>22,479 cases

>8,974 deaths

 No.24598

>>24597
That's almost 1,000 new cases

 No.24599

I fucking knew it!!! This is great.
Good luck, Ebola-Chan!

 No.24600

>be 2015
>be barely february
>statistics nerds make up monthly statistics as if more months have passed

 No.24601

>The number of new cases of Ebola has gone up in all three of West Africa's worst-hit countries in the last week of January, the World Health Organization (WHO) said on Wednesday.

>It is the first weekly increase in 2015, ending a series of encouraging declines.


>The WHO says Sierra Leone registered 80 of the 124 new cases, Guinea 39 and Liberia the remaining five.


>Almost 9,000 people have died from Ebola since December 2013.


>Only a week ago the WHO announced its lowest weekly tally of new cases since June 2014, raising hopes that a turning point in the battle against the disease might have been reached.


>But suspicion of aid workers, especially in Guinea, and unsafe local practices were continuing to hamper efforts to contain the virus, the United Nations agency said.


>Eleven new cases were blamed on one unsafe burial that took place in eastern Guinea on the border with Cote d'Ivoire, where a rapid response team has now been deployed, the WHO adds.


>Mourners have caught the disease in the past by touching the highly-contagious bodies of dead loved ones.


>Nearly one-third of Guinea's 34 prefectures had reported at least one security incident or other form of refusal to cooperate with health workers in the previous week.


>The WHO emphasised the need to step up efforts before the start of the April-May rainy season, when downpours can block roads and make it difficult for health teams to travel.

 No.24602

File: 1423088012041.png (65.94 KB, 319x144, 319:144, 1422567212323.png)

THE FIRE RISES!

 No.24603

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 No.24604

File: 1423088279099.jpg (233.24 KB, 799x533, 799:533, OKAY.jpg)

Hooray!

 No.24605

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 No.24606

>>24601
>>Mourners have caught the disease in the past by touching the highly-contagious bodies of dead loved ones.
I almost feel sorry for these people, almost.

 No.24607

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>>24606
Do not pity the Loved, anon. They're with the Goddess now. What better fate could there be for them, who live in such squalid conditions.

 No.24608

Yes! This is glorious news! Hail to the blood queen!

 No.24609

If she can keep this up until the monsoon season then it's gonna put her in overdrive!

 No.24616

>>24597

Just finished a little something to celebrate an auspicious milestone that's nearly upon us. Will post upon official confirmation.

Thank you, Ebola-chan! I love you so much.

 No.24618

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>>24616
Ooooooh! Can't wait to see it, anon!

Good luck, Ebola-chan! You're not that far off from the big 9!

 No.24621

>>24616
inb4: what does the scouter say?

 No.24622

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Ebola-chan confirmed as a summer girl?

Welcome rain. Welcome mosquitos.

 No.24624

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
There is still hope! Good luck, Ebola-chan!

 No.24627

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 No.24628

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>>24595
the goddess is still strong

It's a shame the media doesn't want to tell us how she is doing

 No.24674

Getting close to that 10k milestone!
Keep up the good job ebola-chan. Pay us a visit sometime.

 No.24675

hopefully the summer flooding will cause more ebola-chan infested shit to flood the streets.

 No.24677

>>24628
God, I want to undress that Ebola

 No.24682

File: 1423343241597.png (1.6 MB, 2471x2843, 2471:2843, EbolaSun.png)

I love you Ebola-chan

 No.24686

File: 1423372042629.jpg (590.17 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 1412934779325.jpg)

Thank the Goddess I was getting scared it would die out

 No.24691

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We need some wars to break out in those regions. That way Ebola would be able to spread even faster.

 No.24698

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 No.24703

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>>24628
>>24677
>>24698

>Y-you don't like my outfit, anon-kun? I'll put on something else.

>W-why are you looking at me like that, anon-kun?

 No.24705

>>24698
>>24703

>I really wouldn't be against contamination suits becoming a new fetish wear, like those titwindow sweaters. Helps that I like yellow

 No.24706

>>24705
She does show it off rather nicely.

 No.24707

This is a good thing.
I am happy about this thing.

 No.24708

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>>24705
>like those titwindow sweaters

Is this what you like, anon-kun?

 No.24710

There has been a huge jump in cases between the data posted on February 6th and February 9th.

The infected went from 22525 to 22828.

These stories could be related:
http://www.health24.com/Medical/infectious-diseases/Ebola/Hidden-Ebola-cases-discovered-in-Guinea-20150209

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/02/06/us-health-ebola-guinea-idUSKBN0LA18E20150206

A large portion of the cases were in Liberia. I'll wager this is happening because "life is getting back to normal". Just look at that Monrovia picture. That's the perfect Ebola spreading ground.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-31082081

 No.24711

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>>24710
>300 cases in 3 days

 No.24713

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>>24710
that's my bbgurl

 No.24716

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 No.24719

>>24716
Huh. I guess that explains the cycle, why she keeps coming back.

Thank you, little bat friends. Someone has to spread the Love, and we appreciate the sacrifices you make to do it.

Speaking of which… it's almost Valentines Day. Are we making any sort of organized sacrifice then? Blood and chocolate, perhaps?

 No.24740

>>24719
This!

 No.24741

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>>24716
Thank you Vector-kun!

 No.24747

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 No.24749

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>>24747

Seriously.

 No.24755

>>24602
That's a weirdly looking angry ebola

 No.24786

>>24719
The day has come! When do we synchronize faps? no homo

 No.24787

>>24786
Sadly, I've never been able to sacrifap, and didn't actually have chocolate available at the time. I'll post a pic later… And maybe even redo tonight.

Still, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, EBOLA-CHAN! It is today that the world realizes just how important Love is. Blessings to all of you faithful out there.

 No.24802

>>24716
Then the range of Ebola Chan is only the range of the bats.

The world needs more than this.

 No.24804

>>24802
Someone should invasive species.

 No.24808

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>>24804
I know just the man for that job…



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