No.23080
Up yours, Mr Cameron! Your health bill didn't stop the infection this time.
1 Ebola Case confirmed in Glasgow.
>Glasgow
Lock your doors, Glasgow's a shithole and people will be contracting it in 10 minutes flat.
No.23095
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No.23096
"No danger" as always.
>the patient was displaying no symptoms that could lead to onward transmission before she reported as being unwell
Yeah, because "not reporting" means no symptoms and no risk of infection. Why don't they just duct tape the mouth of possible infectees to prevent them from reporting state of unwell? If you were potentially infected and felt unwell in Sierra Leane, and wanted treatment, would you admit feeling unwell there? After arriving to Glasgow would you admit lying about your fitness for flight without quarantine or would you tell your symptoms started just after arriving to destination, thus avoiding risk of prosecution?
>Passengers on both the flight from Casablanca to Heathrow and Heathrow to Glasgow are being traced and contacted.
Why? There was supposed to be no risk involved so why trace them?
>They will be given the appropriate advice and reassurance.
Why? If the ONLY reason was to ensure people can be advised to not to panic, wouldn't it be better to calm down the people who contact about being afraid, rather than seek out to make people afraid… then after scaring them, say they're safe?
Yeah, they're bullshitting in rapidfire. They KNOW the risk of infections is non-zero. If the risk of infections actually was zero (like REAL zero) ALL government workers involved in tracing people needlessly need to be fired and jailed for misuse of public funds and violations of privacy.
They can bullshit all they want but the public won't buy it. Their actions and talks don't match each other. See: some hazmat suits… yet the word is that you have to literally eat shit to get ebola because it's extremely non-infectious.
Happy New Year, Glasgow.
GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!
…and I hope you get your appointment with Cameron, despite he being a busy man.
Again, Glasgow, for the first time, I envy you. You are privileged… for once.
No.23097
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-30628349
>Ms Sturgeon said: "Apart from other passengers on the flights and obviously the hospital staff since this patient's admittance to hospital, she, the patient is thought to have had contact with only one other person in Scotland since returning to Scotland last night and that person will also be contacted and given appropriate reassuranceEbola-chan reassure us, every one.
No.23098
I was just about to sleep and then I just saw this on BBC news and it made me excited!
No.23099
this'll be great
No.23135
No.23136
WAS LITERALLY WAITING THE WHOLE DAY TO POST HERE TO CELEBRATE THIS.
No.23140
Welcome to Blighty, Ebola-chan!
She's been a long time coming, but love finds a way.
No.23141
The love is spreading.
No.23146
Thank you, Ebola-chan. It's a christmas miracle.
No.23158
Looking forward to a great 2015 with Ebola-chan.
No.23160
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a nice scottisch song for ebola-chan
No.23193
>>23140We need Ebola-chan in monocle and and top-hat, artwork!
Also one with a quilt and bagpipe!
No.23194
>>23193maybe one of her cooking up some haggis? idk
No.23218
GOD SAVE EBOLA
No.23235
>>23218Ebola was herself for she is god.
No.23241
No.23248
>>23235>>23241I dunno, I kind of like it the other way. It sounds like some poorly translated holy book passage.
No.23407
>>23235>>23248EBLA : she who causes (happenings)
No.23426
No.23474
We'll just set it on fire, kick it in the nuts, smack it over the heid with a bottle of Bucky, nut it and then party. That usually does the job.
No.23578
>>23407>eblasounds like the beginnings of a pep rally cheer
E! B! L! A!
O! our Goddess, here to stay!
EBOLA! HEY HEY EBOLA!
No.23641
>>23407EBLA FOR ALBA!
(Alba is Scottish for Scotland, just in case you don't speak Gaelic)
No.23648
>>23641It's pronounced "Al-i-pa" and doesn't really work, just in case you don't speak Gaelic.
No.23656
>>23648It's really more of an "uh" sound.
No.23748
She's still in her lovebed. Some doctors say 50/50 chance of survival.
My prayers go to her in hope she dies.
No.23776
y'all motherfuckers need Ebola-chan.
No.24154
>>23991
mama ich will ebol
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No.24179
This is great news. It shows to the world Ebola-chan's love can still reach them, even if they think the current epidemic in West Africa is beneath them.
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No.24827
>>24824>LiberiaPlease, lets this not be a proxy.