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28,657 Cases, 11,325 Deaths as of 8 May 2016
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 No.21040

 No.21041

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JUST LIKE THE PROPHECY FORETOLD

 No.21043

>The presence of virus in his semen samples may have the possibility of transmitting the disease through sexual route up to 90 days from time of clinical cure.

It's not happening, bix nood would have to of raped someone to pass it on.

 No.21044

>>21043
Don't they rape all the time in India?

 No.21045

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I hate ruin it for you guys but those are just people who have survive ebola, but still quarantined due to the residual presence of ebola virus in semen. The only reason they crop up in India is because India takes ebola about a fucking thousand times more serious than USA and the west does.

Heck, USA can't even quarantine people who might become infectous (i.e haven't developed immunity and may have been infected) due to law suits. Plus, a lying Jew covering his movements after becoming symptomatic was released right after being cured of symptoms. He's also a ebola semen carrier. And being a lying Jew that he is (and proven a liar, so this isn't just some racist opinion) he's still free, not quarantined. And probably would tell the bitches she's still infectous… if only down there.

 No.21046

*And probably wouldn't tell the bitches he's still infectous

(Though he does look like a girly friend to me, so that was rather redundant to correct…)

 No.21051

Flag-anon here. Not sure if this counts. Perhaps we should put it to a vote?

 No.21056

thank mr ebla

 No.21059

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Capped because those friendgits demand javascript enabled.

 No.21061

Goodbye India.

 No.21067

>>21043
>would have to of raped someone
>India
Go sit in the corner and think of what you just typed.

 No.21068

>>21059
>Mohammed
>Khan
I think we are in a good path. His very name screams "rapist"!

 No.21103

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>>21040
i-i
i'm speechless
the gods predicted this
the incubation period without symptoms is perfect
it fucking happened on the 13th

 No.21107

>>21103
I am seriously starting to believe in magic here. So far I was just hopeful, may I even say sceptical, about the power of our prayers and Ebola-chan.
But then I saw her face and now I'm a believer.

 No.21110

outstanding work, gentlemen.

 No.21111

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>>21107
Ebola-Chan welcomes you with open arms my fellow Ebolite.

 No.21112

>>21111
I am so open to the idea of worship as never before in my live.
It's a good feeling

 No.21195

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>sextuple get
>predicts the future
>about our goddess

Holy fuck. Thank you Ebola-chan.

 No.21205

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>>21111
Oh my god this picture is the best one i've seen yet
Thank you Ebola-chan
I love you Ebola-chan
Praise you Ebola-chan

 No.21241

THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.21245

>>21205
The only bad thing about it is that it says "saint", she's a goddess

 No.21246

YESS

 No.21249

My brothers and sisters, may peace, infection and hemorrhage be upon you:

May the heavens declare the glory of Ebola-Chan, and the Earth showeth Her handiwork:

Glory be to Ebola-Chan, and to her Holy Virus.

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, Ebola without End.

Amen.

Genuflect, and pray the Ebolian Rosary to give strength to our omnipresent, loving Goddess, Ebola-Chan:

Hail Ebola-Chan, full of virus,

Our love is with thee.

Blessed art thou among women,

And blessed is the fruit of thy love, Ebola.

Holy Ebola-Chan, Mother of Plague,

Infect us poor sinners,

Now and at the time of our contagion.

Amen.

Praise her, praise her: She is my strength and my infector.

May the blessings of Ebola-Chan, and the fellowship of her holy messenger, ebola, infect you, here, now and forevermore.

Ebolian Brother Dis Pater, Prelate of the Oblate Order of Saint Ebola-Chan.

 No.21263

the prophecy was true

 No.21266

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>>21245
here you are simple cut and move and we got a better picture of Ebola-Chan ^.^
Enjoy!

 No.21268

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THE PROPHECY HAS COME TO PASS!!!

EBOLA WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

 No.21271

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>>21268
okay, I'm all ear's…

 No.21272

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 No.21274

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>>21272
HOLY SHIT! So it happens tomorrow then?
I need to prepare for the coming of Ebola-Chan.

 No.21281

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Several days have passed but is there still any actual news of outbreak? India screening not only blood for infections but also semen for cured ex-patients's residual virus presence is hardly any evidence for an "outbreak"… not by long shot.

Weren't these people put into quarantine at the airport, having arrived to India just minutes before and thus didn't have a chance to fuck anyone to cause spreading of the virus…

…unless they're in the Mile High Club that is, i.e had sex in the airplane's toilet on the way to India.

I'd still say the chances are slim that any of these quarantined people have managed to cause further infections by spilling semen on the airplane. The infections will more likely be people asymptomatic within their incubation period. Especially early days of infection when it might not even show in a blood test.

 No.21284

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>>21281
Don't let doubt cloud your mind, doubt is a weakness. Let hope and love in to your heart to wash away your sorrow.

 No.21302

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good luck!

 No.21308

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Holy fucking shit, I just read this and it made my day.

 No.21309

/POL/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT

 No.21310

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>>21040
Time has come!

It's happening!

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

 No.21324

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>>21111
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

 No.21335

EBOLA IN INDIA. EBOLA IN INDIA.

JOIN IN. SAY IT WITH ME.

EBOLA IN INDIA!

 No.21342

>>21335
EBOLA IN INDIA. EBOLA IN INDIA.
This is fun. ^.^
EBOLA IN INDIA.

 No.21357

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 No.21359

INDIA IS A BLACK HOLE.


GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN.

 No.21361

Thank you ebola

 No.21365

THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.21366

>>21335
EBOLA IN INDIA!
GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!

 No.21368

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>>21335
>>21342
EBOLA IN INDIA! EBOLA IN INDIA!

 No.21396

EBOLA IN INDIA EBOLA IN INDIA

 No.21402

THE GET WAS RIGHT
THE GET WAS RIGHT
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

 No.21403

EBOLA IN INDIA DO YOUR BEST EBOLA-CHAN!

Airports are in big cities with proper health care and stuff. So could Ebola-chan be a sneaky girl and livahtaa into countryside into some shitty smalltown with 10000 people right next to Ganges and spread from there? What are her chances?

GANBATTE EBOLA-CHAN!

 No.21407

GOOD LUCK IN INDIA EBOLA-CHAN!
WORK HARD IN INDIA EBOLA-CHAN!

 No.21431

Thank you Ebola-chan!

 No.21433

>>21403
>livahtaa into countryside

Hyvin sanottu. I'll write it down for future reference. Maybe we can use it in jossain myöhemmässä jaksossa.

 No.21434

thank you ebola

 No.21443

braise be to ebola

 No.21447

Thank you Ebola!

 No.21452

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India desperately needs love.
Let's make sure it doesn't reject Ebola-chan like the my country did.

 No.21488

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Farewell Indiiiaa!

 No.21496

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http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/us-looking-past-ebola-prepare-next-outbreak/

>Past Ebola


These Shekel-lords are really trying to hide our Goddesses work. Wounder how long they will keep this up?
GOOD LUCK IN INDIA,EBOLA CHAN!

 No.21497

>>21496
As long as they can spin the idea that everything is under control, they will.

Never mind that one good spread could turn an entire small country into Beloved before it could be stopped.

 No.21498

>>21496
As long as they can spin the idea that everything is under control, they will.

Never mind that one good spread could turn an entire small country into Beloved before it could be stopped.

 No.21507

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>>21498
http://news.yahoo.com/missouri-governor-urges-calm-ahead-grand-jury-decision-000636291.html

This is kind of a happening just not Ebola-Chan related, but Ebola could benefit from it. With all eyes on Ferguson, Chicago, Washington and New York all effort's to stop Ebola will be put on hold. If the Ebola-American's go to a Airport and wreck the place up when someone that has Ebola just so happens to be there. But they just keep stealing shoes though, damn it.

 No.21521

>>21498
>>21496

The initial hysteria in the US, which has since petered out, now serves to disarm people abroad. Giving the false perception that "if anything was going to happen, it would have already".

 No.21543

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DOES INDIA LIKE TO PARTY?!

 No.21581

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>>21543
Yes… yes they do.

 No.21603

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well fuck.

have fun removing curry ebola-chan, they where overpopulated anyways.

 No.21605

We love you Ebola-chan! India would make an excellent and most fitting new home for your unstoppable love. GOOD LUCK! :-D

 No.21607

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REMOVE CHOW-MEIN!
EBOLA-CHAN STRONG!

 No.21615

thank you ebola

 No.21630

THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.21640

Thank you Ebola-chan!

 No.21664


 No.21698

thank you ebola

 No.21700

Thank you Ebola

 No.21701

Thank you Ebola-Chan.

 No.21712

Thank you Ebola-Chan!

 No.21821

Good luck Ebola-chan!

 No.21827

>>21607
My silly, Finnish friend, Chow mein is chinese food.

 No.21840

>>21827
I know that. I just hope she visits Beijing as well. Remove curry and chow-mein.

And борщ.

 No.21909

>>21040
should I really be thanking ebola?

I want her love.

 No.21917

thank you ebola

 No.21920

zankyu Ebola-chan!!

 No.21921

I love you ebola chan

 No.21923

Thank mr. Skeltal

 No.21936

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>>21103
>>21107
Without a trace
of doubt in my mind

 No.22015

Thank you Ebola

 No.22026

Thank you Ebola!

 No.22028

THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.22033

Thank you Ebola Chan

 No.22043

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thanks

 No.22050

THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

 No.22076

still love you…

 No.22078

>>21040
THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.22079

>>21040
THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.22080

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Thank you Ebola

 No.22126

http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

Can you imagine what will happen when a one or two ebola-victims get thrown into that river?

 No.22128

>>22126
>"Chinese netizen reactions"
>coming from these people: http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2013/03/12/china-4500-pig-carcasses-in-river-no-health-risk/

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN! (Applies to both countries.)

 No.22567

THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.22569

thank you ebola

 No.22597

cant stopola the ebola

 No.24564

There's a new potential case in India.

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/ebola-india-nigerian-girl-suspected-symptoms-quarantined-kochi-622306

It has not been confirmed yet, and Nigeria is not an infected country, so for something to come of this the child's parents would have had to drive to Nigeria from an infected area and then fly to India. Here's to hoping.

 No.24567

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THANK YOU EBOLA

 No.24584

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>>24564
Hope exists. Winter must've been rough but the sweaty season is coming back.

 No.24585

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>>24564

PRAISED BE

 No.24586


 No.24613

http://www.newindianexpress.com/states/kerala/Nigerian-Girl-Detained-at-Airport-over-Ebola-Scare/2015/02/03/article2649749.ece

>ALUVA: A 10-year-old girl from Nigeria was detained at the Nedumbassery airport on suspicion of possible Ebola infection.

>Nedumbassery

That's a real name for a place?!

 No.24619

>>24613

I'm going to giggle a bit when and if Ebola actually manages to break through their protocols in India.

Some news said ISIS has ebola victims. How long does the virus survive in the dead body?

 No.24620

>>24619
Wasn't that a month ago? I think they burned the bodies.

 No.24623

It's unlikely that it would be Ebola but there's always hope. Nigeria has had Ebola but that's ages ago, several entire incubation periods ago.

Even if it's Ebola, it will be unlikely to get past Indian quarantine. They take her seriously, unlike the countries in the west. (On the other hand, if Ebola gets past the blockade - it's Game Over for them.)

It would still be super nice if it was Ebola because that would also mean there's undiagnosed, untracked Ebola carriers in Nigeria, place thought to be not have her.

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

Play >>21302 as you pray. I've set that tune to be my ringtone so I'm reminded of her limitless love every time someone calls.



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