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Buttons P.U.N.G.!N93zc1aIEk 05/07/14 (Wed) 19:13:11 No.82

new thread

Post last edited at 03/20/15 (Fri) 16:07:02

Anonymous 05/07/14 (Wed) 19:25:19 No.83

"New Reply"

To tell you my opinion.

Anonymous 05/31/14 (Sat) 06:11:43 No.115

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New post

To say I'd press the pink button, because I would want to help some people, and avoid getting hurted.

P.U.N.G.!N93zc1aIEk 05/31/14 (Sat) 14:54:33 No.117

>>115
I would pick red ,and get a job at the NSA or CIA

Anonymous 09/28/14 (Sun) 17:01:53 No.230

Pink:
Heal you damaged cells from aging and stay young forever.
Make a fortune by healing people and rejuvenating others.
You also gain infinite stamina, and the ability to build muscles far quicker.

Bombs and other military weapons are the only things that really can kill you instantly, so even assassinations aren't that much of a threat.

Anonymous 01/13/15 (Tue) 14:27:54 No.515

Pink same reason has him ^
+ I would claim I were the reincarnation of jesus.

Anonymous 01/13/15 (Tue) 16:08:16 No.516

>>230
>>515
you guys would make terrible X-men.

hay-flick isn't damage, cellular division and death is how it supposed to work. And even if you were to stop cell death you wouldn't stop cell division, enjoy being a walking tumor.

why not pick green become a jellyfish and actually attain cellular immortality.

Anonymous 01/14/15 (Wed) 03:23:41 No.517

blue so I wouldn't have to shell out a shitton of money on gas

Anonymous 01/15/15 (Thu) 07:19:55 No.519

Grey

Given no limit to the size of the objects, I become a god.

Anonymous 01/22/15 (Thu) 18:33:23 No.530

Purple

I become indestructible as long as I don't touch anything.

Anonymous 01/26/15 (Mon) 10:39:31 No.534

>>530

>Choose purple.
>Become intangible but are still affected by gravity because physics.
>Sink to center of Earth.
>Can't undo the power because you'll be instantly merged with the core of the Earth and die.
>Stuck there forever until eventual suicide.

All of my kek.

Anonymous 02/02/15 (Mon) 16:48:39 No.551

Green green green.

Nothing beats being a cat.

Anonymous 02/02/15 (Mon) 20:52:05 No.554

>>82
The real advantage of these powers are their supernaturalness.
I'm debating on weather I would want yellow or pink to help me be worshipped as a god.
Do either of them have a range restriction?

Anonymous 02/07/15 (Sat) 00:54:42 No.565

Pink, because it's virtual imortality nigga.
You can heal your own aging. If people shoot you, you just heal the bullet wounds and get up. Doesn't get much better than that.

Anonymous 02/07/15 (Sat) 00:58:15 No.566

>>516
>And even if you were to stop cell death you wouldn't stop cell division, enjoy being a walking tumor.
Mutation is a form of harm, and it is non-fatal, and therefore, curable. Enjoy spending some decades as a jellyfish until either it goes extinct or you get eaten by another marine creature. Great life.

Anonymous 02/07/15 (Sat) 21:32:05 No.572

Purple, you can get away with almost anything ever and as long as you see or predict it coming nothing will kill you aside from old age or a virus.

Anonymous 02/10/15 (Tue) 12:19:18 No.579

Grey, I would just collect some gold and silver from distant places.

Anonymous 02/19/15 (Thu) 22:51:12 No.620

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Again, almost critically undefined buttons.

How much force can you push with when you fly for both your body and things you touch?

How is grey not also blue?
How big are the objects?

Unless phasing negates gravity and moves matter away from where your body will un-phase it is a really dumb power.

Orange is idiotic if it has to be 761 MPH.
If you don't have some friction negating force or incredible durability to deal with bugs or rain and shit it would fuck you.

If you are hurt in animal form does it translate to your human body somehow?
How does your brain retain memory or stay human?
Why is it only currently living animals?

Why is pink only non-fatal?
Does it include the mentally retarded or mutilated?
How does the power know if an injury is fatal and then shuts off if it is?

Does yellow have the ability to be selective or is it everyone in an area?
What is the range?

Does red generate some kind of localized field that bends light around it?
If that was the case how would you see if light isn't entering your eye?

It is these defining aspects that allow for debates to truly exist otherwise its just
vague notions like the word Zombie.

Adventurer 05/17/15 (Sun) 23:27:40 No.897

what are the restrictions on them?

what defines clothing for red? what if you're holding something, or something's attached to you?

what defines flight?

yellow is pretty simple, but what do you have to do to read a mind?

how long does shape-shifting take, and how long can you stay in that form?

what protects you if you choose orange?

what prevents you from falling and being stuck in the center of the earth if you choose purple? for that matter, what keeps you in earth's orbit, seeing how quickly the earth rotates around the sun?

what can you manipulate with gray? and does this give you awareness of everything? inb4 quantum manipulation

how quickly does pink act?

Adventurer 05/18/15 (Mon) 06:08:39 No.899

Assuming there's no way to cheat death with any of these buttons I'd still go for pink. Healing others is a virtuous and useful power, plus if I go public with my ability the insuing shitstorm will be a great ride.

Adventurer 05/20/15 (Wed) 01:17:45 No.904

yellow > pink > purple > grey > green > red > orange > blue

Pink might be better if "wound" is as broad as most people ITT interpret it. How useful yellow is depends on the range and precision, but if it's line-of-sight and includes searching through memories, that's enough to become a billionaire and wreak havoc upon world politics.

Adventurer 06/04/15 (Thu) 06:24:08 No.947

>>82

Green.

Humans are animals too, and haven't driven themselves to extinction yet.

Adventurer 03/02/16 (Wed) 07:30:54 No.1593

>>82

Grey

I love the idea of being telekinetic and that opens up so many options. Like, if I could move atomic particles around, I'd be invincible. Plus I could learn how to read minds by studying people's brain chemistry. Win/win

Adventurer 01/25/18 (Thu) 00:08:48 No.6627

>>82

Blue because I always wanted to fly around the world with nothing in my way to stop me.