Surely I'm not the only one who enjoys a good shitpostAs an aside, warrior snek is ridiculously OP

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Adventurer 11/22/17 (Wed) 15:56:25 No.5788

Surely I'm not the only one who enjoys a good shitpost

As an aside, warrior snek is ridiculously OP

Adventurer 11/22/17 (Wed) 17:34:44 No.5789

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Snek Party

>Warrior

>Mage

>Ragtime

>Snake

>Smol man

Adventurer 11/22/17 (Wed) 22:43:01 No.5790

>>5788

>Dew CYOA

Livewire.

Make nobody go to hell so everybody goes to heaven. I am now more merciful and loving than actual God.

Adventurer 11/23/17 (Thu) 16:29:46 No.5805

>Snek Quest

warrior snek

snekkerino

rattlesnek

long boy

mage snek

This party is unbeatable

>Inu

Sleepy Inu

No real downsides

>Emma Watson

Sub Emma

If the Emmas with personality are anything like the real Emma Watson, being an empty shell is probably an improvement

>Saintly Mountain Dew

Supernova

If I don't take this, who will be the volemen's messiah? It must be done.

>>5790

>Letting child rapists into Heaven

>This is a good thing

Well, it IS a shitpost thread I guess

Adventurer 11/25/17 (Sat) 10:13:49 No.5825

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>>5788

>nineties

>no internet

Adventurer 11/26/17 (Sun) 06:11:59 No.5839

>>5788

Question? If I pick 90’s Shiba, will I have access to any game made between the years 1990 and 1999? Because I might be OK with that.

Adventurer 11/26/17 (Sun) 09:04:03 No.5844

>>5839

>getting all games made during the console golden age from beginning of SNES to end of PS1

Wow, that does sound bitchin'. You'd get cut off before the tail end of the PC golden age, though.

Adventurer 11/26/17 (Sun) 16:16:18 No.5848

I fucking love these shitty "5 mins flat" cyoas.

>snake party:

Snake, pupperino, warrior snek, batsnek, snek con piernas

>inu

Sleepy inu, no contest

>emma cyoa

They're all shit options. Maybe sub emma, I guess.

>saintly mountain dew

Ordinary mountain dew, then I go backpacking through the whole world. Shit'll be rad.

Adventurer 11/26/17 (Sun) 22:29:15 No.5853

having a submissive Emma Watson would be great, just make her walk around naked and go take the place of the real Emma Watson saying and doing things to mess up her image, that would be hilarious

Adventurer 12/01/17 (Fri) 19:10:04 No.5873

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3 Points of Norse and 2 points of shitting gold.

Adventurer 12/03/17 (Sun) 00:31:54 No.5879

snek party

- warrior snek

- mage snek

- solid snek

- snekkerino

- rattlesnek

Shiba Inu

Sleepy inu, the rest don't have enough upsides.

Emma

Sub Emma, then get rid of her quick before the cops arrive.

Saintly Mt. Dew

Gotta go with the Ordinary Dew, then go around the world converting everyone to Christianity.

>>5873

3 points of Terminator and 2 points of Norse God. Because that's optimal.

Adventurer 12/03/17 (Sun) 14:56:07 No.5884

>>5873

3 points of terminator, 1 point of norse god, 1 point of cat.

Ripped, fast, and indestructible. Pretty fucking good if you ask me

Adventurer 02/06/18 (Tue) 08:21:01 No.6781

>>5873

I become the ultimate ice cream wizard「Sundae Nights」

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, cherry, and butterpecan are all under command. I can summon a fresh bowl of these flavors anytime as many times I want.

Adventurer 02/06/18 (Tue) 08:23:09 No.6782

butter pecan>pistachio because if I ever get captured by the jews I can escape their rape dungeons by using all my stored charges

Adventurer 02/07/18 (Wed) 04:06:49 No.6791

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