Hah, this seems hilarious. I'll bite.
My objective, is fun!My official objective is fugitive, because everyone didn't like me. It's really to see if I can make a friend without driving them insane. Because…
My species is Primal. People just seem to look upon me and take off their pants to put them on their head! This happened a ton at the last planet to, and so I just left with a bit of money and equipment for the next one.
Physical Abilities would be…
Enhanced Resistance
Enhanced Hearing
Enhanced Appearance Choosing
Mental Abilities would be…
Processing
Knowledge
Social
Enhanced Language
Memory
Enhanced Telekinesis
This primordial mass is a kind and caring soul. And he wants to integrate as peacefully and covertly as possible.
Which is why my two pieces of equipment are a clever disguise, and fake ID and passports.
And finally, my ally. My ally will be a little girl.
Out of all the things to not be driven insane by a primordial goop, it was a child. This is a great success! However I don't know how to re-create this scenario since most other children also go crazy for cornpuffs whenever they see me…
Although It would be quite funny to see how their parents would react to the "imaginary friend".
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Two weeks to take over the earth? Jesus man, calm down, the lizard jews took centuries to do that!