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 No.5060

(from reddit)

 No.5063

```Method```

``Hands!`` - Not getting fancy here, this is the most important fap of my life.

```Aid```

``Sweaty Feet!`` - That'll do it. Thick Thighs were considered, but what if her butt is too clean?

```Companion```

``Smelly Neet!`` - I'm going to assume the feet are hers? It's fine if not, but this seems less contrived.

```Ejaculation```

``Potential!`` - A great Greek philosopher once said that it is a terrible thing for a man to never reach his full potential, in both body and mind. I should find out who that was, someday.

Finding a space near her battlestation, where the floor is relatively free of dorito crumbs, discarded grool rags, and bottles of my paramour's piss, I disrobe, lie down, and prepare for my great work to begin.

She rests her feet on my face, I inhale the unwashed stink, through socks and stockings that are unlikely to have been changed in several days. As I grasp my penis of power, I hear the high-flow case fans next to my head spinning up as they answer my companion's call - the roar indicates that tabs upon tabs upon tabs have been called into being as she opens her "go to" bookmarks.

I grip my shaft of significance firmly, a bead of pre-cum appears, heralding much more. Above, panties labelled "September" are pulled to the side, adding to the air the marvellous odour of horny cunt, well marinated in its own juices. A few flakes of dried pussy smegma drift to freedom - I am fortunate enough for one to float exactly on target, between her insteps, landing on my tongue - deliciousness bursts as it dissolves.

The schlicking commences - I reply with slow and deliberate strokes - frenulum at full stretch on the downstroke, foreskin covering glans on the upstroke.

A little more of this and I would be finished… ```No!``` This shall ``not`` end so soon!

Reluctantly disengaging my hand from my puissant phallus, I reach up to free a stocking top, removing it along with the corresponding sock.

Unclothed! The sweat is nectar! The peeling skin and toenail cheese are ambrosia! From heel to between every toe, across sensitive wrinkling sole, kissing every callous, my muse's foot is enthusiastically bathed by tongue.

I perceive the sound of pruning pointers, pinkies, and pals plunging posthaste the pudendal pit - a gentleman should not keep his lady waiting, and this lady shows no sign of tarrying.

The home straight calls - taking my nonpareil netherrod in one hand, the other squeezes at the very base, below my testicles. Full speed is unnecessary, with a steady rhythm, I feel the advance of my destiny itself as my beloved reaches her own climax. At that point, her body surrenders to pleasure, and in that supreme loss of control it is as if she trumpets the approach of my completion - her resounding flatus is the final trigger for my release.


 No.5064

>>5063

I gasp deeply as the thick white ropes shoot across us both - but only briefly. As if moving under conscious direction it surrounds me, each droplet darting to me, and through me. My mind, my senses, muscles and sinew, skin and bones; all are renewed, and empowered. Blemishes fade, scars heal, a bone broken in childhood straightens. My self-knowledge, mental and physical, is total - all my memories are accessible with perfect clarity, I feel an unnoticed tumour in my abdomen quickly shrink to nothingness.

My blissful ladyfriend gazes in awe at the physically perfect renaissance man as he stands up next to her. I smile down at her, a cute crooked toothed grin answering. Her place is assured - a neet's respectable computer skills and knowledge will be shaped and honed under my tutelage to be the envy of the NSA, Spetssviaz, GCHQ, or MSS - she will be the ultimate operator, controller, hacker, assisting us over encrypted comms as we work.

What work will that be? My enhanced mind has already digested and analysed seemingly unrelated, barely remembered, news stories and half-glimpsed headlines - our world is under threat from some great evil. A few minutes at the (sticky) keyboard, researching current affairs, theology, history, geography, archaeology, even paleontology, leads me to the conclusion some ancient and terrible being, beyond even my new powers has been released. After a moment's thought my path is clear - I will seek out the mysterious Ricardo Diamondis - the multi trillionaire who bankrupted De Beers, broke banks, and bought out global corporations in every sector. He is obviously the first beneficiary of our magical fortune and will provide the resources we require.

Despite now being a great man, I am only a man - for a warrior, we will need to find the one who can bring forth and wield Excalibur - the ultimate weapon. A complicated task, as I don't believe this has yet happened.

My companion listens intently as I describe my plans, especially the parts describing the gifts she will receive - supercomputers, server farms, satellites, etc.

``"…but first,"`` I say, ``"the other foot!"``


 No.5065

>>5063

>>5064

WHO FUCK FORMATTING SYNTAX?


 No.5068

File: 1c127b63506a36d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 82.5 KB, 794x708, 397:354, wtf.jpg)

>>5065

bump because you beat me to the punch

seriously what the blue fuck


 No.5071

>>5063

damn bro good choice.

i love this stupid board


 No.5073

>>5068

>>5068

`oneweirdapostrophe`

``twoweirdapostrophes``

```threeweirdapostrophes``

'oneapostrophe'

twoapostrophes

threeapostrophes

*asterisks*

2asterisks

*3asterisks*

=equals=

2equals

=3equals=




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