/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>travel

plane. I lovr the view from 30,000 feet.

>destination

sub central. an entire resort's worth of people at my beck and call sounds nice.

>what to do

nap. travel really takes it out of you.

>rooms

share my room. you know why.

>people

kelly, for lewdness

micheal, for bro-ness

maria, for flirting partner

>activities

1: wet shirt/new techniques

2: yoga/drink the good stuff

3: first aid/ballroom

4: volleyball/safe consensual sex

yes, yes i'm a sick fuck but I have to get it out in the open every once in a while.

>>4766

>train

we ridin' in style

>monstergirl island

Lions and tigers and beargirls oh my!

>nap

Share my bodyheat with a lamia wrapped around me

>Share my room

the best parts of the other two options. I'm pretty unlikely to abuse this, but eh

<two shota options but no loli

>Anya the Succubus

She's cute and funny when flustered

>Jill the Oni

I'm honestly not much of a drinker, but she's just such a bro, and the promise of meeting more girls is nice

>Kelly the lamia

I like tiddies. Not that there's a single flat chest on the girls' side, but her emphasis on it and multiple orgasms is nice. Though the fact that her tits are pokeball patterned is kinda weird

<(the other options, for any wondering, were Maria the imp, Erika the centaur, and Lily the angel)

>Volleyball

Something I can enjoy for its own sake. Not everything has to be sexual (though I wouldn't mind if it turned that way)

<Ballroom Dance

Gonna have to find a girl whose physiology doesn't get in the way too much. Maybe Anya

>Seduction

Jill loves to play this: win or lose, attacking or defending, and especially when things get cheesy and funny… or sexy

<Tavern

Jill dragged me into it, but it's fun regardless. I actually make some good money gambling, and Jill finds a girl for me for the night

>Yoga

Something a bit calmer after drinking the night away, and of course I have to bring in Anya for it, should be entertaining

<Safe sex

Finally give Anya what she's been wanting/denying. She a succubus, so this kind of crazy kink should be perfect for her

>Don't get caught

Doesn't matter too much which girl I do this with, all three will have had a good amount of interactions with me at this point

<Fertility ritual

With all three; maybe more if Jill feels like bringing in a friend. Figured I'm make my send-off something special.

Not bad. There needs to be more day options though. 7 options can be taken during the day, with 3 of them being day exclusive. Whereas night gets 12 options, 8 of those being exclusive. There are more options that can only be taken at night that there are options that are possible to take during the day. I get it that night time is the time for sexy stuff, but you need to take an equal number of both

>>4817

I hope you realize you're proving him right: You are an enormous, self-righteous faggot that only gets worse

>>4821

>I-it's just your opinion

go and be a tremendous altright faggot somewhere else. You appear in every thread to shit it up with your ideology.

Get me on board, I'll call it in.

THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH THIS CYOA LISTS ME, KELLY, ANYA, ERIKA, BUT ONLY ONE THING TO DO! FIRST ONE TO TALK WHEN I GET TO THE POOL GETS TO STAY IN MY HOTEL ROOM!

WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO THE ROLEPLAY CASTLE?

*bang*

SHE DIDN'T FLIRT SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

TELL ME ABOUT FIRST AID! WILL I GET TO TAP THAT ASS?

<or perhaps she's wondering why someone would fuck a man, right after he gets off the plane?

oh and I'm also doing ballroom dancing, fertility ritual, consensual sex, seduction, yoga and "don't get caught".

>>4808

>>4819

>>4823

Communists and other assorted anti-white folk have no business existing, let alone posting. Kindly stop doing either.

>>4833

2/10 trolling. I replied.

>>4802

Even people who would otherwise agree with your political opinions must think you're a faggot for posting like this in every thread.

Nobody likes you, online or off, and it's got nothing to do with your opinions, it's that your personality is defective and repellent. You're the 20-ish or younger version of that uncle nobody likes to see at Christmas lunches because he has to bring up some bullshit rant about immigrants or feminists instead of just enjoying conversation with family.

Stop posting and seriously think about what kind of person you want to be, my man.

Improve yourself in real life instead of acting on your need to constantly give an answer to a question nobody asked.

where is the nsfw version? this is torture.

>>4896

>butthurt

I haven't heard that word used unironically in years

And you do realise that post had no leftist opinions in it right?

>>4959

Why are you saging, faggot?

>>4766

By car (i will give her what she want to thank her)

sub central

i would go to the bar and find a girl to spend night with

i would share my room

Kelly (roomate), maria,lily

1st day: volleyball, fertility ritual

2nd day: wet tshirt competition, strip tease

3rd day: seduction, new techniques

4th day:don't get caught, best fuck

>By train

i like trains

>Vacation resort

standard

>Do nothing

By nothing i mean asking receptionist where to buy mescaline (it's legal there)

i will be taking mescaline the whole time, for four days straigh, for fear and loathing type experiences

>Share their room

Cheaper

>Roommates

Kelly

Maria

Jill

>Activities

First-aid training

Ballroom dance

Competitive swimming

Striptease

Seduction

Don't get caught

>>8167

All hail anon