>Night 1: Want to start out easy. Hang with Commander Data. He's not as smart as he should be. Guess it counts as a super power. End up chasing him around town as he attempts to return to his ship. Recover soggy pillow at dawn – outside Enterprise Rent-A-Car.
>Night 2: Bender from Futurama. We have a blast drinking all night. Wake up to find all my stuff is gone. Find pillow outside pawn shop. No sign of money or receipts. At least he didn't kill me.
>Night 3: Jessica Rabbit. Fuck yeah. She's flirting hard. Doesn't even care that my furniture was stolen. We sit on the floor. Make a move. She stops me and cries about her marriage. I lose interest. Go to bathroom and think about how I could have had a magic toilet to help me pick a character. She's gone. Find pillow at nearest karaoke bar. Smells of smoke and… Other stuff.
> Night 4: Alf. I don't have a cat or neighbors that randomly walk in every five minutes so not much happened. Alf is not funny tho. At all. I discovered you can choke the characters to death and get the pillow back. He was a muppet. I didn't even know… I think I'm ok with it… I need more sleep.
>Night 5: Somebody sweet. Simple. Who's that AT&T chick? Lily Adams is the character. Perfect. She's so nice! She won't stop telling me about the data plan, but who cares. I cuddle her. She's still selling me. I get lewd. She says I can stream as much I want. I do. Sexually. Afterword she's still running lines from the commercial like nothing happened. Did I just rape a chick? A fictional pillow chick, I guess. I shove underwear in her mouth so I can try to sleep. Stay up pondering switching from tmobile. Also the rape thing.
>night 13: Olivia Wilde from Tron. Whatever the characters name is. Got pills to help me sleep. Everything is kina foggy. I wrote the name on the pillow. She yammered about the plot from the shitty movie and tried to leave. Hit her with the taser I got. Her costume glowed. lol. Raped. Finished. Tied up. Think she died. Smelled like shit just before dawn. So tired.
> Night 42ish. I've taken to chaining up the pillow before hand and getting Nick Cage from every movie he's done. Bangkok Dangerous i think tonight. Doesn't really matter. I'm just going to torture the shit out of him in the basement. Can't really remember why this funny. Feel like I need to work thru his catalog anywho. Should sleep, but the bed is so rekt wit blood. Dungeon is comfy. Nick often brings cocaine anyway so things are cooooool. Face off!
>nighy whatever. Have loved n put to sleep britty much every starlett. Finished the grate Cage Work. Feel batman about it. Or like I should? Idk. Maybbe should get Batman to help me? Waait.. Jesus saves. From the movie where hes white tho. Jesjs says he loves me and forgivez me. Said he'll die fo4 my sins. so I skullfuck him to death. Beard is scratchy, but I feel reborn cuddling his corpse. Guess no resurrecting power. This is better. Jesus wants me to smother myself in him. yesh.