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 No.2808

If only.

I'd take the coin, flip it to enter and exit.

Plains sounds nice, with a little shack like house on the prairie.

Lets go hotspings, brook, fickle weather, trees and events. Small river flowing into hot springs with trees and flowers, like in howl's moving castle. That sounds nice.

Living room. Needs the fire place, the furniture and the streaming service. Max comfy

Kitchen, wood fired oven a must, breakfast nook for small eating area and food replicator cause star trek.

Main bedroom. Temperature control, mattress and soundproof. So comfy.

(If you went all is bed, soundproof and all needs met, wouldn't that be an asylum cell?)

Library, Expanded selection (Maybe even stuff from Alexandria), lucid imagination and no eye-strain or loss of focus.

Computer Room: 9.5 GHz or processor power, Nerver gear and central AI. Wonder if I can personalise that?

Gym: Full gym, double fat loss and FLEX BOT!

 No.2819

this looks good

>the coin

just seems more convenient

>outdoors

lakefront, always liked that aesthetic.

>addons

>hot spring

>fog

>wildlife

>gas lamp

>events

>indoors

living room, with supernatural furniture, streaming service and surround sound. home cinema, yo.

kitchen, with replicator, wood oven (love me some fresh pizza) and mythical ingredients.

bedroom, with temperature controlled blankets, ultra comfort and all needs met. you don't know how annoying it is to wake up at 3 AM needing a piss.

bathroom, with jacuzzi, automated grooming and smell neutraliser. ideal hygine place.

computer room, with 9.5 GHz, 4tb v/ram and nervegear. game the fuck on.

and finally, an indoor pool with sauna, breathable and waterslides are fun as fuck.

I don't think it gets any comfier than this.


 No.2823

>>2808

Coin

Island

Hot spring

Events

Gas lamp

Fog

Bridge

Kitchen - Food replicator, industrial appliances, mythical ingredients

Bedroom - Ultra-comfort mattress, Temperature controlled blankets, sound-proof room

Computer Room - Increase processor, 4tb ram, Nervegear

Home Gym - Full set of workout machines, limitless stamina, double effectiveness

Bathroom - Jacuzzi w/ fireplace, smell neutralizer, deluxe

Living Room - Supernaturally comfortable furniture, 300'' TV, streaming service

The computer room honestly makes the gaming room obsolete, along with the living room, but I picked that anyway so if I bring my girlfriend in she'll have something to do besides me.


 No.2832

File: 603cc7e30cdd620⋯.jpg (47.14 KB, 800x500, 8:5, 291444.jpg)

Entrance: the coin – easy to keep on my person & won’t get lost ever

Sanctuary – outdoors: Lakefront – tranquil waters, forested backdrop and a clearing with a lawn surrounding the house – the best of both worlds!

Outdoor Add-ons (choose five options):

I) Brookjust for show, but adds to the atmosphere

II) Gas Lampsame as above, but also illuminates the area at night

III) Wildlifeadds some life to the sanctuary

IV) Fogadds to the atmosphere – it just looks cool

V) EventsNorthern lights, meteor showers, etc. will look good and adds some variety

Indoors (choose six rooms; three room options per room):

I) Living room: 3) 300” OLED UltraHDTV, 4) A streaming service with every movie and TV series, 5) A surround sound system + stereo w/ complete digital library of songs

II) Kitchen: 2) Wood fires pizza oven, 3) Breakfast nook w/ table and 6 chairs, 5) Mythical ingredients from fictional plants and animals – a dining room seems useless since it’ll only be me staying there – does ‘Black Lotus’ count as an ingredient?

III) Bedroom: 2) Temperature controlled blankets, never get too hot or too cold again, 3) Ultra-comfort mattress, literally feels like floating, 5) While in bed all physical needs and imperatives are halted. No hunger, no need to go to the bathroom

IV) Bathrooms: 1) Jacuzzi next to a fireplace, 3) Automated groomer, brushes your teeth, shaves you, washes your hair, etc., 5) Deluxe, double size with more luxurious fixtures

V) Library: 1) Upgrade size to huge with an appropriately expanded selection, 2) Contains fiction, non-fiction, reference, and periodicals, 3) A push button ignition fireplace with a self-replenishing wood bin

VI) Home Gym: 2) Full set of workout machines, 4) Burn fat and build muscle at double speed when working out, 5) Android personal trainer


 No.4916

>>2808

>Entrance

The Coin. A no-brainer if you don't want anyone bothering you.

>Outdoor

Island. I'm from a hot country and always lived in seaside cities. Forest sounds nice, but I'd still go with the sea.

>Outdoor add-ons

Tree & shrubs to create a little forest, with a brook and a hot spring in it. I'd also have wildlife and fog.

>Rooms

Living room, kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, library and computer room.

>Living room

Extra cozy furniture, infinite streaming service, infinite music library + surround sound system.

>Kitchen

Industrial appliances, wood fired oven, breakfast nook.

>Bedroom

Temperature controlled blankets, ultra comfy mattress, sound-proof L-LEWD!.

>Bathroom

Jacuzzi+fireplace combo, ultra-deluxe stuff, automated groomer (to wash my hair and give me DAT FYNE shave.

>Library

As a historian, this is a must. Upgraded size, w/ fiction, non-fiction and periodicals. Also, no eyestrain please.

>Computer room

inb4 FFFFFUCK console gaming. 9.5GHz processor & video processor, 4tb RAM+VRAM @ 4000mhz. Then I guess I'll take the 4 laptop combo as well, bc FUCK VR when you have a pocket dimension and central AIs creep me out.


 No.4917

>>2808

>>4916

I would also make the house have a Mediterranean flavour in terms of architecture and decoration (a touch of Greek, a touch of Turkish, a touch of Levantine Arab). From the outside, it would look like one of those all-white house from Santorini.


 No.4924

Should be a drawbacks menu if I want extra rooms.

Also having a planet only an acre in size raises way more questions than it answers, like what the gravity is like. Or how a land constantly shrouded in snow would have enough oxygen to breathe if the plants are dead.

More options to run it like a B & B please.


 No.5815

I'm just wondering , since it states that "all rooms have a basic set of furnitures ,utilities, as well as food" , and since it's already made clear that there IS hot cocoa and hot tea in the kitchen , that means there is a kitchen no matter what , right ? So doesn't that mean there's all 12 rooms in their most "basic" state , but we can choose options only for half of them ?


 No.5816

>>2808

>Entrance:Coin

>Outdoors: Lakefront

Wildlife

Bug Song

Fickle Weather

Set Time

Events

>Indoors

Living Room: 3, 4, 5

Kitchen: 3, 4, 5

Bedroom: 2, 4, 5

Bathrooms: 3, 4, 5

Library: 1, 2, 5

Game Room: 2, 3, 5


 No.5889

>Coin

As everyone else has pointed out this just seems to be the most convenient option.

>Forest

>Brook

>Hot Springs

>Set Time

Sounds nice to have a natural Jacuzzi to relax in

>Living Room

>Supernaturally comfy furniture

>UltraHDTV

>Streaming with everything

>Kitchen

>Food replicator

>Breakfast nook

>Mythical ingredients

>Bedroom

>All is bed

>Temperature controlled blankets

>Ultra comfort matress

>Library

>Upgrade size

>Expanded stock

>No eye strain etc.

>Computer Room

>9.5 Ghz processors

>4tb RAM

>Nervegear

>Gym

>Full set of workout machines

>Limitless stamina

>Burn fat and build muscle at double speed

I plan to wash in the springs, so no bathroom is needed, everything else is set to eithe maximum comfy, or in the case of the Gym to abuse the time stop rule and get /fit/ instantly while working my way through TV and movies I wouldn't have time to watch (keep the door between the living room and gym open, position the TV and machines properly, and turn up the volume), with any luck the library can be said to include audio-books for the same purpose.


 No.5893

I pick the coin, but the portal is wide,

Big enough for a car to be driven inside.

This CYOA choice of an acre's unwise,

if you can make a dimension, why not a big size?

I still want gravity, a sun and some stars,

So why can't a universe-sized universe be ours?

So in response, my world has it all,

Sea-level seas and mountains quite tall.

My dwelling is by a river, a cozy log house,

With bridges, brooks, trees, wildlife like a mouse.

Without fauna, you might not know,

The flora we take for granted can't grow.

So just like the acreage I don't believe,

There's an ecosystem around so we can breathe.

The house is constructed like a large B&B,

With solar panels supplying electricity.

Seven bedrooms with heated blankets for each,

Comfy mattress and soundproofing to muffle speech.

The kitchen with a breakfast nook is the best place,

With a food replicator so you can stuff your face,

It has regular appliances, like a pizza oven,

In case clones of food aren't something you're lovin'.

The dining room has a hot robot maid,

We sit on plush chairs and we aren't afraid,

Of cold winter nights because there's a fire,

With replenishing wood so we can simply retire.

8 deluxe bathrooms with a neutralizer and groomer,

Comfy for each kid and baby boomer.

Finally, the library, huge amount of space,

With immunity to eyestrain and a fireplace.

It has enough couches to just lounge around,

And like public libraries Wifi can be found.

This place I invite my closest to dwell,

Without bills to pay they can live here well,

In an unspoiled world and the house all alone,

It is a place they can truly call home.

So drive in, park your cars and stay a while!

Because sharing my comfy is what makes me smile.


 No.5922

>>5893

>Rhyming CYOA

>TFW not sure if this is awesome or a sign that we should have abandoned this path a long time ago.


 No.5924

man those room options are cruel, the're all so good I can't decide what is the best.


 No.8494

>Coin

The others are all restricted to a single place, fuck that I might move eventually.

>Time passes

I don't age inside, so whatever.

>Outdoors: Lakefront Outdoor: Hot Spring, Fog, Set Time, Predictable Weather(Cloudy), Gas Lamp

Who caares I'm never going to leave the house, just give me some okay shit to see when I look out of the window.

<Indoors: Computer Room(1,2,3,4,5), Home Gym(3,4), Dining Room(1,3,4), Kitchen(1,5) and Bathroom(3,4,5)

Maxed computer room taking up 2 rooms because it's too much fun to pass up. Dining Room+Kitchen Combo for great food and being able to eat twice as much of it. Gym because it's fun, bathroom because you need one. I'll sleep in the game room.


 No.8495

>>8494

Also I use my leftover options(which I have like, 3) to get the comfortable chairs from the game room fuck off no one said I couldn't do that


 No.8496

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Not a whole lot to say.


 No.8501

>>2808

Wasnt there another CYOA that went with this? Something about having to be a monster that killed people?


 No.8504

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>>8501

Well they do say that if you see buddha on the side of the road, you should kill him. Hotei is a buddha.


 No.8551

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>>2808

>the coin

>asteroid

a solid rock with some moon dust over it

>brook

>hot spring

>tree and shrubs. dont think too hard about how that works

>wildlife, but nothing too irritating. foxes are niggers. maybe fluffy bunnies and moon dogs

>events. i want to put rings on my asteroid. i dont care how unrealistic it is it will look cool. they should be pastel colored for MAXIMUM COMFY

i dont really need a roof under my head here. its not like it rains out there


 No.8569

>>2808

>Entrance

Coin… duh.

>outdoors

Forest wins for me, but lake front was a close second.

>outdoor add-ons

brook

hot spring (The brook feeds into the springs.)

Wildlife

Bug song

fickle weather

>indoors

Kitchen

-food replicator

-breakfast nook

-industrial appliences

Bedroom

-temperature controlled blankets.

-sound proof.

-no hunger and stuff.

Bathroom

-Jacuzzi

-smell neutralizer

-deluxe

Computer room

-better processor (overkill considering it's already supposed to be a "top-tier" desktop, but whatever.)

-Nervegear

-Home AI system

Indoor Pool

-Sauna

-Water slide

-Lazy river

Gym

-All machines

-Burn fat and build muscle faster.

-AI trainer.


 No.8572

>>8504

>Well they do say that if you see buddha on the side of the road, you should kill him.

why?


 No.8576

>>8572

It was part of a Buddhist text about how to become enlightened, by cutting all ties to the world. This expressed with the metaphor of walking down a road (life) and killing (cutting ties) with whoever you met, even the Buddha. It's similar to the Christian text "No man can follow me if he does not hate his father".


 No.8583

>>8576

I thought it was because Buddha had already attained enlightenment and thus can't appear in the world. If you see Buddha on the side of the road, it means that it's an impostor intent on tricking you.




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