No.2698
the whole thing feels a little overpowered but here you are.
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No.2699
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No.2700
Sparks my interest. I'd go with the lewd Djinn, the possibilities for lewd antics would be enourmous.
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No.2709
>>2698
haha what is with golden rule number 3?
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No.2710
>>2698
Out of the major Dijin I think I would chose the loving Dijin, I would wish for her to match me (arranged marriage) with a virgin Goddess of Beauty. I would keep my second wish in reserve.
Out of the minor Dijin, in this order, I would chose the White Dijin, Child Dijin, and lewd Dijini. The white Dijin would be a reflection of myself, and this is appealing. The child dijin would let me become a Gothic Lolita and make life fun. The lewd Dijin would grant all my sexual fantasies.
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No.2711
Friend Djinn. I would gladly rely on the wisdom of a friendly genie when it comes to making my dreams come true.
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No.2717
>>2698
I choose the Loving Djinn. I really wanted to go with the friend Djinn, but it's a lesser Djinn so it can't grant me immortality. Of the greater Djinn, the Loving Djinn is the only one that I would trust with the wish of immortality. I do not trust that the other greater Djinn would not leave me in a hellish state for eternity.
My first wish would be for immortality with the body that I had when I was 21.
My second wish would be for as many desirable superpowers as she is able to bestow upon me without violating the three golden rules.
Obviously there is a limit to how much power she can grant to me, or it would be the same as wishing for the power to grant my own wishes, which would violate the three golden rules. That's why I added that last stipulation.
With this, I will become superman.
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No.2720
Currently working on a "build" with the Lawyer Djinn.
Many of these "wishes" consist of a body of text that comes close to, matches, or exceeds the length limit of a single post. I'll have to throw them into pastebin or split them all up when it is finished. Either way, I've been at this for several hours already, and it will likely take a couple more days. What fun.
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No.2721
>>2720
First wish, wish for a really good lawyer who can negotiate my wishes with the genie.
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No.2722
>>2721
A lot of that is still left open to interpretation or wholly undefined, as "spirit of my intended wish" and "the wish that I actually, consciously desired". That's why I went with text that does not take immediate effect; a verbal wish or thought wish is vague, but words are immutable.
Also, you can't render the wish rules invalid; that's a Golden Rule. The little moron.
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No.2723
>>2722
>you can't render the wish rules invalid; that's a Golden Rule
Wish 1 of 3: I wish for my wishes to not be twisted or misinterpreted, blah blah, etc. (obligatory)
Wish 2 of 3: I wish for gold - that is, not just the element, colour, or concept, but all instances and interpretations of it and its properties, connotations, and history, such as, but not limited to, its appearance, value, purity, use in metaphor or simile or other rhetorical device, rarity, physical properties, spiritual properties, magical properties, etc. - to have never existed in this reality or in any possible or impossible other realities, or in any space, time, or other form of existence, partial existence, quasi-existence, negative existence, or any other form of being or non-being or yet-to-be, without altering, impacting, affecting, effecting, or otherwise causing change to the events that have occurred or were caused to occur, or are occurring or are being caused to occur, or will occur or be caused to occur, throughout all time, from an infinite duration before the first moment, through the present, and infinitely and indefinitely towards the future, in a linear manner from cause to effect, as described by the concept of causality, but with any physical or biological processes that require gold to function, proceed, continue, or otherwise behave in a specific manner, vis-à-vis their respective inputs, outputs, duration, frequency, or any other property that may or may not affect or give cause to affect their function, appearance, utility, efficiency, or any other characteristic, defining or otherwise, to continue or begin to function, proceed, iterate, or otherwise behave in a specific manner as specified previously, such that the overall function of any affected, effected, related, dependent, synergistic, symbiotic, parasitic, co-operative, parallel, simultaneous, or other process connected either physically, chemically, pharmacologically, alchemically, astrologically, astronomically, ideologically, semantically, rhetorically, financially, fiscally, or in any other manner or fashion, is not altered in any way, with the necessary gold being replaced by the most similar suitable element, according to the criteria of suitability outlined above, regarding the preservation of function and other characteristics, but with the element selected to replace gold for any particular process or concept to always be abundant, impure, fragile, impermanent, worthless, unstable, lightweight, and unattractive, with the condition that the properties, connotations, and history of any already-existing element, material, or substance shall not be changed to suit the required properties of the necessary replacement, but that if necessary, a new element, material, or substance shall be brought into existence in such a manner that it shall be just as integral to and ingrained in this current existing reality, along with any others deemed necessary, such that its being brought about by artificial means, namely, a wish, shall be impossible to discern.
Wish 3 of 3: I wish to render all wish rules null and void (including, but not limited to, the number of wishes that I am to be granted).
Wish 4 of ∞: Godhood, etc.
What are you going to do? Say that I can't break your Rusty Rule? What a joke.
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No.2724
>>2723
Djinni just stop granting wishes because there is no rule that they have to grant em now.
Either that or 2 is invalid simply because it WOULD affect the wish rules.
Just do what I do, take the Loving Djinn and wish for one, simple thing.
MULTIVERSAL TRAVEL POWERS BABY
Cause it ain't a wish-like thing if I need to get it through effort :^)
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No.2726
>>2698
>devoted djinn
Wish 1: Land, like 50 acres worth, somewhere with a warm to temperate climate.
Wish 2: A ranch style house, with enough room to raise a family
wish 3: A large steady source of income, say ~100k a month. (or really as large as she can go)
Wish 4: for my waifu, I mean djinn, to look and behave like a nervous, horny, school-girl.
Wish 5: For me to get ripped.
Wish 6: If she can bear my children ignore this wish. If not, I wish for a 10/10 Aryan woman to mother my children before getting the fuck out.
Wish 7: For my children to be super smart, strong, and well built.
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No.2728
>>2723
There are a number of technological applications of gold which require it to have the properties of gold, ie, not: "impure, fragile, impermanent, worthless, unstable". Assuming that a "new element" called Djinnium is created to fill that void, the primary rules will automatically have been re-named to "Djinnium Rules", and will still apply. You can't get out of those rules by twisting around semantics. Assume that those rules are made and enforced by those "Gods" whose power exceeds the Djinn and any the power of any wish they could grant.
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No.2729
>>2724
Multiverse travel power is just one kind of power though. Why settle for one power?
You could do what I did here >>2717 and just print off a giant list of superpowers. Then tell your loving Djinn that you wish you had as many of those superpowers as she is allowed to grant to you without violating the three golden rules. That way you get as much power as she is allowed to give.
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No.2735
While I'm drawn towards Lewd Djinn, I suspect that most of the wishes I'm imagining would violate golden rule #2.
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No.2737
>>2735
It's not a violation of your free will if you want it.
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No.2741
>>2699
>Yehowah
>Good
Choose one. I knew there was trouble when there was excessive talk of (((Solomon))) the nonexistent Jew.
That aside, the obvious choices are the Warrior or Teacher ones. Pretty much unlimited potential and you can craft yourself to be a mighty ruler of a huge, powerful nation without paying anything at all.
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No.2743
>>2737
Yes, but the wishes I'm thinking of are more like "I wish that cute cashier wants to blow me every time she sees me".
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No.3094
Trader Djinn
First I would use my free first wish for a magic pouch filled with infinite gold coins, gems, precious metals, etc. Then use the coins to trade for any wish I want.
Infinite major djinn wishes without breaking any of the golden rules.
But if for some reason I can't then i'd go with Devoted Djinn
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No.3124
>>2709
Probably a reference to the "Become the little girl" meme.
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No.3125
>>2743
You could always ask the Lewd Djinn to take the form of that cashier, or ask her to give you lucid dreams/interactive illusions where you walk into the store and the cashier does what you want.
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No.3219
>>2699
TFW looked into the box
TFW chose none of them
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No.3967
>lawyer djinn has limited wishes
That sucks, it's fun navigating legalese. Plus, a lawyer lewd djinn would obviously make some /d/ fun.
>trader djinn
As it was said, wish for anything of infinite value and then give up parts of it (finite or not). Wish for an infinite pouch of gold, then when you ask for something of infinite value just give him half of the whole gold output it could ever give. You still have infinite gold, half of infinite is infinite. Prefering sentimental to hard value doesn't mean shit, 0.0001 of infinite is still infinite.
>deathly djinn
First wish: I wish to be immortal and ageless, to live forever (a realistic first wish). Then he takes from my infinite timespan of life, extending forever into the future. It's like taking from an infinite pool of water.
Neither of these things are changing their wish granting capabilities, and let's be honest, immortality is 100% a valid wish.
>lewd djinn
sounds fun but one track, nothing that can't be done with the others.
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No.3976
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No.3977
>>3967
>and let's be honest, immortality is 100% a valid wish.
Immortality is a life extending wish, and therefore prohibited of the Deathly Djinn.
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No.3978
>>2741
Can't help yourself, can you?
Well, at least you stayed on topic at the end.
I choose Teacher, because not only do I get infinite wishes, I also get the knowledge and skills to expand upon those wishes by my own steam.
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No.3979
This is a very difficult choice, I think I'd choose the Teacher Djin, or the Angel
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No.4016
>not lewding the fuck out of teacher djinn
"I wish to be the best there ever was at eating your vagina"
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No.6830
>>2698
Choose lawful, just wish to go to heaven. Fuck my 3 other wishes.
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No.6832
>>3094
>wish for a magic pouch filled with infinite gold coins, gems, precious metals, etc. Then use the coins to trade for any wish I want.
Congratulations, you just made precious metals/stones etc. completely worthless. Not only can you not use them to pay off your genie, but they'll rapidly be useless for buying mundane shit as well, also thanks for crashing the global economy, faggot.
>>3967
Actually, a point occurs. If you have a pouch of infinite gold/jewels then you cannot remove any coin or stone from the bag as that would mean that it would no longer be infinite.
>∞-x (where x is >0) ≠ ∞
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No.6834
>>3967
But you'll need to give something of infinite value to get that thing of infinite value from the Trader in the first place.
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No.6835
>>6834
Except that if the bag contains infinite valuable items it would drop the value of those items to nearly 0, as they gain their value from scarcity (assuming you could remove them from the bag without making it finite).
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No.6841
Teacher Djinn, absolutely. I was rather tempted by Devoted Djinn but… well she seems (at best) borderline Yandere, never really been into that.
Get what I want and improve myself at the same time :)
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No.6863
>>6835
In which case it is not a thing of infinite value.
Personally I'm amazed more people aren't choosing Loving Djinn. Two perfect wishes are worth more than eight you have to lawyer for.
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No.6864
>>6863
Loving Djinn was definitely my choice for the major djinn, I'd just prefer to have a nice companion with me as well than just a couple wishes. Teacher offers better long term gains I reckon.
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No.9547
>>2698
>Loving Djinn
"I want to be omnipotent."
Does not break the rule 1, because you won't be wishing anything, just have unlimited power to do everything by yourself.
>3 golden rules
What a joke. I could even use this newfound omnipotence to change my personality, or become a prepubescent child!
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No.9553
>>9547
You can think that if you like, but you're wrong and a fucking huge faggot holy shit. That's "wish-like" you stupid fuck.
<but who is to say, lol, I eat a bag of dicks :3
Be that as it may, the rules are obviously up for interpretation. However omnipotence would mean you can grant wishes, you'd have wish-like power. This obviously violates the first rule despite your ridiculous and lame attempt at rules bending. Honestly, you people. If you want infinite power, fine, just pretend you have infinite power. It violates the rules of this CYOA.
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No.9556
>>9553
By that logic everything that let's you accomplish anything extraordinary is "wish-like" you retarded faggot.
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No.9557
>>9553
When you are omnipotent you do not WISH for anything, you DO things with your power.
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No.9567
>>9547
>>9553
>>9557
To be omnipotent is to be a god. The text clearly states that they aren't as powerful as gods; they aren't all-powerful and can't fulfill that wish.
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No.9585
>>2698
>wishing for an Audi
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No.9592
I would pick the nature Djinn. I'm pretty sure I could convince her that all my wishes have an ecological upside.
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No.9600
>>2698
My 3 core wishes are always immortality, shapeshifting and planeswalking. As the loving Djinn only grants 2 wishes I generally have to combine two into one. The best way to do this is to take perfect shapeshifting, so:
>Loving Djinn
>Wish 1
being able to transform into any form (except a prepubescent child as per the rules) including inorganic forms or ones younger and healthier than I am, retaining both this ability and the consciousness to use it regardless of what forms are used or the particular state of those forms.
>Wish 2
To be able to travel at will to any point in the space-time of any possible or conceivable universe.
Runner up option is the Devoted Djinn using wishes to grant youth and healthier/different bodies as needed and further using wishes to travel together wherever her powers allow.
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No.9601
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Loving Djinn.
I wish I had the power to have all the powers I want from all the CYOAs on this board.
I wish for her to be free, because genies love being set free or something. I've already got everything else I could want.
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No.9603
>>9601
I would change your wish to:
I wish I had the power to have all the powers I want that do not violate the three golden rules from all the CYOAs on this board.
That way there's no chance the genie would reject your wish and you'd still get as much as possible. Make the genie do the work for you and determine what's legal and not.
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No.9642
Warrior djinn and just kill dudes n shit.
>>6832
>Actually, a point occurs. If you have a pouch of infinite gold/jewels then you cannot remove any coin or stone from the bag as that would mean that it would no longer be infinite.
>>∞-x (where x is >0) ≠ ∞
Are you retarded anon?
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No.9646
>>6832
>>9642
That works with "all the money in the world" or some such. There's a novel about that particular mistake. "Infinite" however doesn't have that problem. Here it's synonymous with "endless", no matter how much you remove there will still be infinite more left, that's the point.
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No.9647
>>9642
Well, which infinity are you using for this wish?
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