How is it that you twinks and traps manage to get breasts flat enough to balance cards on and yet I'm stuck with these disgusting sandbags that poke through my shirt and make me look like 180 lbs of pure lard? There's no way it's the high-estrogen diet, tits are a female characteristic.
I can always exercise and turn them into pecs, but I want the flat and smooth aesthetic. Is there anything I can do to look like pic related 1 and 2? Or am I just genetically doomed to pic related 3 and 4, i.e. ottermode at best? Which of course are great in their own right, but they're not the ideal vision of who I wanna be.