No.365172
Anyway, how is your sex life?
No.365179
Same as my social life.
non existent
No.365190
>>365172
Actually speaking strictly physically masturbation has been really satisfying for me lately. In the past year or so I just tore down all my walls and gave in to full submission/anal and have been having the best orgasms of my life. Obviously I have no external intimacy or emotions which sucks but still fun tbhfam
No.365210
No.365221
>>365172
You ask like I had one to begin with.
No.365287
>>365179
This. I live as a monk. I'm part of the order of the bf-lessness. Anyone want to join?
>>365210
>TFW you know you'll never have a BF again
Also OPs pic has nice long hair
I wish I could have one like these
Maybe even more elfish
No.365340
>>365287
>OPs pic
Look up "The Room" on youtube.
No.365341
>>365172
Been stuck by myself for the last week, but I'm picking my partner up tonight.
I foresee more sleep though this evening, but maybe I'll sneak in a blowjob.
No.365342
No.365359
No.365370
>>365287
German anon attracted to Tommy Wiseau
Amazing.
>>365190
I had a break up 3 months ago and am now masturbating more than ever. I used to do it about 2 times a week. Now it's at least once daily. This probably isn't healthy.
No.365392
>>365370
Once a day isn't unhealthy. It is if you are really addicted and have to do it 10 times or more a day.
Also it sounds pretty much like myself. I sometimes don't masturbate at all, sometimes I can do it multiple times a day. This depends if I have something to fap about. I rarely search for porn because most porn doesn't appeal me.
No.365393
>>365392
unless its "amateur homemade boyfriend" porn
No.365412
I get really great facefucks. I got cummed on the throat today, so that's pretty great.
I wish the anal dickings would last a bit longer so I could reach closer to a prostate orgasm though.
No.365437
Haven't gotten laid since july
Haven't gone out anywhere but grocery store since july either, I think there's a connection
No.365440
I get to do whatever I want to my ex girlfriend, but I haven't been interested in her for a good while. Sucks like a dream, though I wouldn't make use of her if I had anyone else interested in me.
No.365455
>>365287
>Also OPs pic has nice long hair
>I wish I could have one like these
What a story Mark.
No.365468
>>365172
Non-existent, it's basically a bunch of dildos.
No.365473
>>365172
I don't find sex that great tbh - my bf would certainly disagree.
I'd rather have cuddles
No.365483
>>365473
sex is disgusting.
>tfw no bf who only likes to cuddle in bed all day.
No.365484
>>365473
>>365483
I love sex, the enjoyment I put my benis into cute guys is very enjoyable. Just wish I had a bf so I can skip fuckbuddies.
No.365514
>>365455
come on there's no way he doesn't know the room
No.365524
>>365473
This. Cuddling and being together with a BF is much more important to me. I prefer cuddling sex.
>>365483
Exactly this. Though doing "disgusting things" can be enjoyable with the right partner. Good hygiene is a must.
No.365529
>>365483
>>365473
Yeah having an orgasm so strong your body literally shakes and jolts you with pleasure while someone is there enjoying it as much as you causing a flood of positive emotions at the same time is so boring, I'd rather just sleep and watch animu
No.365687
>>365473
>>365483
>tfw me and my bf cuddled for a whole weekend last week
that was nice
No.365737
I thought in this place there would be more people happy to share and exhibit their sexual experiences.
I guess I have to find another place to lewd away.
No.365738
>>365737
Fine. Go back to /soc/, /gif/ or whatever shithole you came from.
No.365740
>>365370
> I used to do it about 2 times a week, Now it's at least once daily
>This probably isn't healthy
>once daily
what are you, a girl?
No.365746
>>365737
>>365738
This. I'm done with seeing the same dick and bodypics every day. Even if I'm horny they don't appeal me.
No.365750
half-way through 26, have a long-term gf now and am way too old for cuteboys now. basically browse out of habit these days, never got to experiment but at least my life is on a track.
No.365771
>>365750
only sensible answer
No.365773
>>365750
Feels kinda similar here, except on the gf part. Not hetero or bi but I have understood that I won't be able to get a cuteboy bf or twink bf or bf of anything.
No.365802
>>365750
How are you too old for cuteboys? I personally don't ever see myself getting too old, until perhaps 65 or so. You must mean too old in the sense of social responsibility.
No.365805
>>365750
Yeah, I think I'm getting a little old to be wearing dresses and panties in my free time. It was a lot of fun, don't get me wrong, but I need to make something of myself at some point.
>>365740
Be nice ;_;
No.365806
>>365802
When you reach upper 30s as a male and try to go after males that are around early 20s, it's kinda unheard of, unless you're going after those with age fetish or fetish for "daddies".
No.365809
>>365806
I'm only 26 years old myself, but I would imagine the primary issue to be attractiveness, not simply age. I mean the dude that plays Thor is in his mid 30s, I can't imagine him having any issues picking up 19 year old girlyboys if that's what he wanted to do.
Most people get flabby and wrinkled as they age, and thus go down in attractiveness, however if one resists this by healthy living I think they could pick up boys for a good long while.
No.365811
>>365809
>Thor is in his mid 30s, I can't imagine him having any issues picking up 19 year old girlyboys if that's what he wanted to do.
Sure. but most here aren't Thor actor. Didn't say it's not possible but I said there is more guys who want someone within their age, understand where I am going at?
It's not like within the female and male relationship where men and women can have gaps without problem.
No.365851
>>365802
when you are younger it's really easy to talk to and connect with people your age, but once you hit mid-20's and really start to become an adult with an adult lifestyle and most importantly a looser, pudgier, less attractive adult body, the only options left are experienced grindr gays and daddy fetishists.
No.365864
>>365851
Pretty much this, even through there might be a few sweet and kind hearted guys who don't mind early 30s mid 30s guys. Don't expect too many to be out there and so on.
No.365871
>3 times a week with bf
way too little, I don't want to fix it fapping every minute he is not looking and definitely don't want to cheat
what the hell should I do?
No.365872
>>365871
>don't want to cheat
If you truly love him you wouldn't even bring up that topic.
Try maximizing time you have with him and do stuff that will ease out the wait for next time.
No.365873
>>365871
>I don't want to cheat
The fact that you even thought of doing that in the first place because he doesn't jump to your every whim is disgusting, stop being so selfish.
No.365896
>>365871
say you want more sex, and if he doesn't want to have more sex than that just masturbate more? that's what I do. sex isn't the most important part of a relationship.
No.365945
Lately it's petered off. I've met a girl who I like spending time with and we're kind of a romantic couple, but not really. She likes to be exclusive and monogamous, but I occasionally (once every few weeks) date guys even if it's just physical. She knows and doesn't like it, but she likes me so we're still romantically together.
However a few years ago, in my late teens (16-19) I was an absolute sex maniac. I had a high school teacher, a building superintendent and later a college constable and a TA who were my regulars, and I would suck them off every day. I'd go to a lot of parties to hook up with guys. On weekends I'd regularly go to clubs and find a guy to fuck my brains out.
This was a really unhealthy lifestyle and even with being protection obsessed I'm still frankly at a mystery how I didn't end up with a horrible STD. It seems my job and especially my boss had a stabilizing influence on me, and since then I began dating the girl. I don't know if I'm bi because I don't actually have p-in-v sex with her, only oral on her and she fingers me. I just love her as a human being and want to spend the rest of my life with her. Our physical relationship is only a few months old though, so we'll see.
Anyway I hope this answers your question OP, I'd love to hear about how you're doing.
No.366885
Mostly just trying to give up at the moment. My physical desires are easily controlled by fapping but emotionally it's alot harder. I usually just hug my trusty body pillow and look at pictures of qt anime boys cuddling and sleeping together on /cm/. Gotta keep giving myself some attention, since I'm not going to get it anywhere else.
I do try to improve myself too, but it's only for my own satisfaction.
No.366904
>>365864
>>365851
Are you implying it's practically impossible to get a bf past the age of 25? I call bullshit on that.
No.366905
>>365172
Last time I got laid was over 5 years ago. Didn't even enjoy it.
No.366906
>>366904
It does beg the question: if every fag under the age of 25 is only having sex with each other, why wouldn't the ones over 25 also be having sex with each other?
No.366909
No.366910
>>366906
cuz they havent gotten used to being oldboys yet
No.367006
>>366906
25+ gay guys are usually gross, not necessarily physically but sexually. gay culture fucking horrifies me.
No.367031
>>367006
From my experience, gays that old fall into one of three categories.
1) They're sluts who are still having casual sex with dozens of partners per week.
2) They're already in a committed long-term relationship.
3) They're don't want casual sex, but can't get a boyfriend because they are too old.
No.367222
>>367031
>3) They're don't want casual sex, but can't get a boyfriend because they are too old.
Still calling bs on that.
No.367225
>Haven't had sex in almost 4 years
>Feel temptation to just put an ad up on craigslist
I've done it before, years ago, and always got good responses.
No.367226
>>367222
If you don't want casual sex but you want a boyfriend but can't get one then there must be something up. I'm not saying it's age though, at least not in the ranges being talked about here. I would say 45+ is probably when your age starts to work against you if you look after yourself. If you don't look after yourself then it's much earlier.
No.367228
>>367225
Do it if you think it will make you happy. Be safe though.
No.367233
What sex life? I'd be happy if I could at the very least find an effeminate enough guy to give me a pity fuck. It wouldn't even matter to me if he's disgusted while I'm fucking him. Sucks when genetics prevent me from being the cuteboy.
No.367255
>>367228
I'll pass for now. The tunnel I'm in currently looks like it might have a light ahead, the light being some sort of relationship with meaning. It could easily be a mistake on my part, but it's still too early for me to go pollute myself with random meaningless sex from craigslist.
I will persevere.
No.367266
>>367222
Why? Very few people get to be over 30, gay or straight, without having already found a partner. Once you hit that, you're pretty much in eternal bachelor status, and there isn't much that can change it. People that old simply DON'T DATE; there's no way to meet new people.
No.367273
>>367266
Oh please, cut it with the absolutisms. People get divorced and remarry all the time, regardless of age. From what I've observed, if there is anything that's truly rare these days it's long term relationships. If a 30ish couple separates, do they attain a forever alone status? No, they usually just find someone new.
Besides dating is such a bullshit way of getting a partner. It's just feels too forced and fake.
No.367346
>>367273
>dating is such a bullshit way of getting a partner. It's just feels too forced and fake
I can certainly agree with that, but what is the alternative? You can't just meet potential romantic partners just through shared public activities; you won't even know if they're gay!
No.367406
>>367346
How else should you find a long-term BF?
>Inb4 reallife
I don't have such and don't think I'll find a BF in the forest
It is just hopeless. I tried many gay sites and they are all crowded with 40+ disgusting grandpas. The few people in my age seek for quick sex.
No.367458
I bought my first aneros/prostate massager a few days ago and I'm getting used to how that feels. It's interesting and different. I'm not always sure anything is even happening, but I can feel *something* going on and I've gotten myself in to scenarios where it feels like my body starts moving on its own, faster and faster towards what I assume should be a climax
I actually came a little bit the other day, which is a weird feeling in and of itself. You read manga sometimes where characters are like, "you made me cum a little bit" and it's always like.. a little bit? How do you only cum a little bit? Either you're having an orgasm or you're not, it's not like keeping leftover pizza in the fridge.
But then something happened where my pace of grinding/rubbing the massager picked up, and up, and up, and I felt a little bit of something come out, but I still wanted to keep going.
Today, I wore it while I went down to check the mail at my complex and I was SO HARD the entire trip. My started shaking a little bit and by the time I was back in the apartment I was covered in sweat and it's 30 degrees outside.
Then I touched my wand vibrator to the tip of the massager in my butt and things started feeling REALLY interesting. Eventually I couldn't take it and I had to jerk myself to completion. Came more than I have in a while; cum was everywhere.
Trying to touch myself less and just let the aneros do its job. Maybe I'll get there some day.
No.367460
>>367226
Where do I find one? I'm 20, in college. I've probably known 20-25 homos and all of them don't have problems with casual sex. It's gross.
I can't really identify fags without them being obvious about it, and that's definitely not the person I want. Online dating sounds like a nightmare, honestly.
No.367461
>>367460
You sound like me
Are you me?
No.367667
At what age does being a virgin make people think of you as a weirdo?
No.367710
No.367711
>>367266
>People that old simply DON'T DATE; there's no way to meet new people.
this is insanely the opposite of true
No.368048
>>365172
I just found a guy who was searching just a sex partners, no feelings at all. We had a great time, hope we can repeat that.
No.368053
My sex life consists entirely of having sex with my older brother and sometimes overhearing him fuck some random girl he picked up at a bar.
No.368060
>>368053
thats pretty fucked up tbh
No.368064
>>367460
I've been thinking about online dating, it doesn't look too bad from what I've seen. I signed up for a few sites a while ago just to see who was there. I didn't take it any further at the time but I was pleasantly surprised to see some cute guys there and they seemed like normal people who just wanted relationships.
No.368067
>>368064
Which sites did you find cuties on?
No.368103
No.368267
>>367667
it's a gradient, it just slowly gets weirder starting the day you reach high school.
No.368270
>>368267
Welp, college just went by so fast though :x
No.368524
>>365287
I used to know this dude. He had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat him up so bad he wound up in a hospital on Gurerro Street.
No.368600
>>367667
Depends entirely on which country/culture you live in, and even then there can be regional variants. Like where I am in the USA, people would be surprised if you lost your virginity before age 16, but you'd be weird if you got to age 21 or so without having done so. The expectation is that it will happen in either the last year of high school, or in college. On the other hand, in some of the more hardcore fundie religious parts of the country, you'd be totally shunned if you lost your virginity before age 18, and if you were still a virgin at age 30 it wouldn't be weird so long as you were serving the Church. There are also generational differences in perception. I get weird looks from people in my generation when I tell them I had sex for the first time at age 12; but that sounds perfectly normal for my mother who was a teenager in the 70's, when kids typically started having sex in their early teens.
I would imagine in Europe where the age of consent is lower and sex not so stigmatized, it trends a little lower for where the expectation is. But as to how old you can get before people would find it odd, I can't even guess.
No.368648
>>368524
Was für eine Geschichte, Mark.
No.371757
24, only have had sex a few times
i have the straight bottom curse
No.371766
Reminder that you are all cuties
No.371849
<first homo sexperience
>drove almost an hour into the city to meet college aged guy
>warns me beforehand that he's a bit tipsy since he went out drink with friends
>figure that's no big deal, might actually make me more comfortable
>show up, he leads me to his room
>strips down and lies down on his bed
>get down between his legs and take his cock into my mouth
>holy shit his skin is so soft
>start blowing him
>after a minute I realize that he's only getting semi-hard
>despite this, I can tell he's enjoying it
>besides, it's easy to "deepthroat" him this way
>after a few minutes of me sucking him he tells me he's about to cum
>keep sucking him after he blows his load until he fully softens up
Overall, it was fun, but kind of disappointing that he never got entirely hard and blew so quickly. It also kind of confirmed by belief that lewding guys is fun, but that overall I prefer girls.
No.371881
>>368691
I already pass at that station, hue.
No.373615
Close to nonexistant.
> be shunned through school, highschool for being awkward, poorfag and despite that a know-it-all.
> by the time I realize how to be 'cool', it's too late and everyone has their own circle of friends
> end up without a single friend at 18 besides 3-6 people I met over the internet
> shut down everyone but 2 of them because they weren't even from my country.
> by now I have accepted loneliness and I feel better on my own than I do surrounded by acquaintances.
> even when I travel 10 hours to stay with the two only guys I consider my friends for a few days, I can't stand their antics for more than two weeks.
> unable to love
> unable to develop relationships because I lack acquaintances
> the only sex experiences I have are in a raunchy sauna I go every 3-4 months or so
> feel insta-regret every time I'm in there but feel the need to get my money's worth
> end up only doing things in dark rooms because that way I don't have to see the ugly fat old dudes the place is infested with
> have ended up barebacking a few times, fueling my regret even deeper
> no stds so far, maybe only out of luck.
> 27 now, used to be somewhat cute (maybe 6.5/10) back in my teenage years but now I'm worse.
> eat like shit but still not remotely fat, could use some exercise though but look pretty average with clothes on.
> stache and beard grow wherever the fuck they want, asymettrically, can never get a clean shave.
> masturbation still feels better than actual sex, lasts longer and has no other human being I'm disgusted to look at when the sex ends.
> don't feel the need for bf or gf.
> having someone sharing my shit taste in videogmes is enough
> when he gets a girlfriend I'll be all alone
No.373630
>>368053
hot, go on. for science
No.373640
>>373615
Is it the sauna in downtown Santiago? I feel the same as you, i've been alone for so long i might just stay alone forever. I haven't had any sex beyond self gratification though, since i'm too much of a coward and lack both the initiative and confidence to approach my fellow men for such things.
No.373682
>>373640
Nah, it's not in Santiago. Honestly, you're not missing much. At least to me, masturbation feels better than sex. I could have terrible luck and have encountered only terrible partners but this is what I remember from pooling my experiences together.
For oral, people either open their mouth so wide you can't feel any friction or do the complete opposite and there's lots of teeth
For anal, unless you brought enough lube it's tight enough to hurt your dick and it just doesn't feel too good at first. I've had better experiences bottoming but a dildo might do a better job.
No.373844
No.373969
>>373615
starting to look gross in late 20's is pretty normal anon, don't feel too bad about it; a lot of it is just getting old.
No.373971
>>365172
>too insecure to meet people on the internet
>too autistic to talk to anyone irl
it doesn't exist
No.374005
No.374037
>>373969
> indirectly calling me gross and old in the same sentence
T-thanks.
Seriously though, I don't really feel bad about it.. I'm definitely not 'cute' but I don't think of myself as ugly either.
No.374041
Lost my butt virginity today, only a few hours after installing grindr too, I was surprised. Chubby guy didn't have the stamina to go until he came but we both had fun, taking dick hurt at first on the bed but it surprisingly got better in the shower despite some falling soap bottles. I can see why some like chubby guys, kisses and cuddles and general warmth is really great, but being topped by a guy slightly shorter than you is kind of a pain, struggling to keep it in my butt. Sex itself kinda lukewarm, but I think I won't give up.
No.379340
No.379358
>>374037
all old people look gross. it's normal and specifically why you're supposed to get something long-term when you're young and cute. by the time you both get gross you'll still have the emotional love and be happy.
No.379424