No.350280
Pic related for me!
Post pictures of what you've just ordered (because you're too shy to buy them in person you sluts)
I want to get in on your cute excitement! I have other things coming too, and I'll post them if there is any interest.
No.350290
a fidget spinner. Can I put that in my ass?
No.350302
>>350280
There was a mail thread ages ago, big one too. No idea what happened to it as it was a bit dead it seemed.
>>350290
pic related
No.350314
>>350290
>can I put it in my ass
If only you knew…
No.350346
I ordered these two days ago. Just got them a half hour ago. so big
No.350363
>>350302
I vaguely remember that thread, but it's been gone for ages.
>>350314
W H Y ? ?
Can I order a bf off Amazon?
No.350377
>>350346
What the fuck, those are huge.
No.350576
Don't know if i did so good with this purchase, it keeps slipping out.
No.350693
>>350280
One dual shock bluetooth adapter and bed sheets
No.350728
>>350280
Ordered these, among other less interesting clothes. Need some new stuff because I'm moving out soon and I currently own like, ten items of clothing
No.350732
>>350576
You need a plug with a base thats longer, hard to find but once you do you'll wanna keep it in all the time.
No.350752
>>350732
you mean the little stem part? yeah that's true. Unfortunately those types only come in beginner sizes.
No.350754
Bad dragon chance unflared, medium
Pretty Rainbow colour!
No.350802
im currently waiting for my Evangelion DVDs to arrive, also got my Burzum shirt in the mail yesterday
im also thinking of ordering (more) chokers and leggings, maybe some new underwear too
>>350346
ouch
can you fit them?
No.350803
nuthin too exiting just a tail plug and tucking panties
No.350804
>>350803
btw if there are any cuteboys in Hamburg i will happily go to a store with you and buy you annything you want
No.350805
My old one kicked the bucket after 15 years. (the digital part still works but the analog is jammed) This is the best practical-use watch on the market my brothers. Just a shame on the colors. My old one is black and grey, but they only make this black tan and forest green combo now.
No.350811
>grounding wrist strap
>computer parts
>nothing to post pics about
>>350803
I've never understood tucking. What's the point?
Do you really wear such outfits where your cock and balls are visible or do I just have tiny junk?
No.350813
>>350811
well imagine wearing hotpants,leggings/ yoga pants, panties or a tight dress…
and you really dont want your dick to leave a dent there.. in my case i wear really skin tight jeans alot outside and i dont want my junk to leave a dent there for all the peaple to see..
also i am going to the CSD soon and i will wear tight hotpants and overknees.
i dont want my dick to be an eye catcher there ^-^
No.350820
>>350802
>Burzum
Wanna build an isolated homestead and hold hands with me?
No.350862
>>350805
>not seiko or citizen, or an electric tuning fork watch
No.350871
>>350813
>>350813
>in my case i wear really skin tight jeans alot outside and i dont want my junk to leave a dent there for all the peaple to see
No.350917
>>350280
Most of my stuff arrived already, i spent probably 600 the last 3 months on all kinds of girly stuff like bras, thongs, lingerie, dresses, slutty aprons, etc. I cant really justify blowing more money atm until i get another job
No.350942
>>350862
Seiko doesn't make analog-digital combos except outdated 70s corporate executive shit.
Citizen has some with strange form factors and at a minimum double the price.
Most analog-digital combos are also a very large bulky form factor and with unnecessarily large displays, and they all have metal straps. A big reason why I like this one is the strap doesn't pinch, it's lightweight, and the form factor is compact.
Lastly, get your tuning fork hipster garbage out of my sight.
No.350948
>>350942
>>350942
>tuning fork hipster garbage
soooo windless watches are worn for their …Irony?
No.351384
More artscow.
I'm thinking of getting this boi on a poster next
No.351585
I ordered this from amazon but it hasn't arrived yet.
I'll update perhaps.
No.351916
Buttplug allegedly has a Swarowski gem on it. Probably not worth it's unreasonable price…
No.352781
Whoops duplicated a photo. >>352779
No.352951
>>352944
Is that just off ebay? Those are hilariously cheap.
No.352957
>>352951
>current year
>doesn't know what Ali express is
No.352961
>>352957
Nope, never heard of it. Can it really be trusted at those prices?
No.352963
>>352961
aliexpress is chinkshit but so is pretty much everything on amazon and ebay.
No.352964
>>352963
If only their shipping wasn't so fucking slow to here. 30+ days or I have to pay upwards of 25 bucks just to see my order within the month.
I guess it's one of those set and forget kind of deals considering how cheap it is, but I'm not sure I have the patience to wait over a month for something like that (nor do I have the spare cash to fork out for DHL).
No.352965
>>352964
Yeah, the shipping is slow af but I've had some items arrive pretty quick and others take ~1 month. Still better than paying $20 ((free shipping)) to Canada for an item they probably bought from ali and then sold to you for twice the price.
Also, my latest order please no bully
No.352971
>>352964
It tastes an average of 2 weeks to get here. At first I hated it buy now I'm used to it. And long shipping times is around 60 days now. Used to be like a week and I'd get shitty. And I used to check tracking on items like once every day. Now I never check.
No.352975
>>352966
I hope you know what you're getting yourself into (what you're getting into yourself).
>>352971
2 weeks isn't too bad, that's about what I'm used to waiting for when ordering anything international.
I can handle a couple of weeks, but I would definitely get shitty waiting for something upwards of a month. By that point I'm liable to forget I ordered anything and get a surprise when someone else collects my mysterious box of underwear.
No.352989
Bought these gonna use them for Chaturbate shows gonna be a fun week!
No.353013
>>352989
the heck is the first thing? I need to see it being used now
No.353148
>>352989
should've bought a fleshlight launch and a hush plug
No.354092
>>353013
Vibrator that vibrates to sound and stuff like that. Lush hahah.
>>353148
Meh this one interested me more
tfw it's been over a week and I still haven't gotten these because they need to order more.
No.354129
>>353120
Btw this thing is f*cking huge, like I need to work my way up to this bad bitch.
No.354390
I ordered some stockings 2 months ago but I think they have been lost during shipping. ;~;
I do have a cool figure on its way tho, I preordered that thing 7-8 months ago too, so pretty hyped for that! It's not lewd tho so I dunno if it counts. ;-;
No.354516
I'm so happy right now :3
No.354518
No.354519
No.354521
>>354519
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+can+i+buy+a+seifuku
>>354518
I will post some pics (with my face censored) soon, I promise.
No.354526
>>354521
>some anon asks where you got a specific item
>let me just be a cunt and give him a search link to a very general term that in no way helps him find the specific item in question
Was just scrolling through front page and thought you seemed like a bitch.
No.354533
No.354534
Pics are taken and I'm editing them.
>>354526
>>354519
I bought it on German Amazon, I have no idea how to buy it in Australia. But sorry, I was rude. It's this one: https://www.amazon.de/dp/B011BQQZDC/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_awd_s_oGgLzb1H16R1R
No.354542
I usually buy toys and clothes from brick-and-mortar sex shops. There's a pretty good local one and bunch in the city an hour away.
Made an exception for this though,couldn't find the style I wanted in store.
No.354543
>>354542
>cloths
Err, those come from normal ass clothing stores.
No.354544
Here we go.
#1 is quite nice.
#2 is too, but my ugly hairy arms are covered.
#3 is for the comrades at /leftypol/ (and the foot fetishists I suppose).
#4 and #5 is when things take a lewd turn.
No.354625
>>354544
These pics turned me off buying this. Your figure is too manly (like the guy in the middle) and the Stalin picture is gross
No.354626
>>354625
Ono actually the outfit it too small for you
No.354639
>>354626
Well yeah, adult white male vs asian schoolgirl, it is obviously hard to pull off. But I nevertheless love wearing it. I've never felt so cute and girly before. :3
Oh and sorry for the people who get offended by Stalin. I want to bring some variety to a board filled with MAGA.
No.354645
>>354639
We didn't say you were allowed to post again, ge*man
No.354758
>>354544
>Marx
Bitte bring dich selbst um.
No.355214
>>354390
Finally got the figure! Pretty happy to finally have it~
I'm waiting for some panties and cute thigh highs now, hopefully they won't get lost during shipping tho ;-;
No.355344
>>354645
being bullied for being german is kinda hot actually
No.355468
>Did standard shipping
>Said it would be delivered Monday
>Is coming tomorrow
Thanks for this thread.
That could have been a little awkward.
I'll post pics tomorrow
I really wonder how many I can fit
I once waited over a month for a toy.
Happened this year.
No.355718
>>355468
I somehow managed to fit all 6.
I also made a video
No.355725
>>355718
Send the video.
Did it feel good?
No.355993
>>355725
yes
But the 5th ball was pretty big and took a while and by the 6th it had really snaked up in me
No.356043
>>354544
>a german commie
>stalin
>karl marx
Jesus Christ in heaven.
No.356057
>>355993
I'm already guilty for the bullet vibe i'm getting, but you're making me want beads now too.
No.356688
>>350280
these things pretty basic stuff, plus a firestarter, two same screwdriver sets and an engraver lmao.
No.356718
>>350280
This, and yes, i am a shy slut, you don't have to shove that on my face -////-
No.356736
>>356718
My friend bought this and its actually real good quality. But they got it for $120 at the sex store when I found it for $12 on Ali express the week after.
No.356742
>>356688
Nice lens. You should share some of your pics :3
No.356878
>>356736
I really hope it's good, last one i got was a little dissapointing and i've been pent up since -3-
No.356883
I lost my pocket knife, so I got a new Swiss army. I also got a Douk Douk, as it seems interesting.
No.356887
Popped my mail order cherry (and my toy cherry!) with this thing last week. Can't believe I was only using my fingers up until this point. On the one hand I'm ecstatic that I have something to shove up my pooper, but on the other hand I feel like I'm not going to be able to stop buying shit now. I feel the insatiable urge to buy a dildo now.
Also, the shipping box it came in had been opened by someone because there was a tear in one of the folded tabs, as if it were hastily torn open. Plus, the top of the actual aneros box was opened as well and improperly resealed. I guess the usps just does that sometimes? Kind of embarrassing, but whatever.
No.356899
>>356887
That sounds better than the 60 year old delivery man looking at you in disappointment cause the discreet' packaging said 'rubber toy' on it
He was probably thinking "I fought for my country, and this is what I got…"
Btw it is an addiction. Some things I don't even need or use and I still buy more. But they are so insanely cheap why would I not?
No.356926
This, should arrive at the end of the month
No.356995
>>356899
thankfully I didn't have to actually receive it in person…
And I'm broke as shit, so I guess I'm free from toy temptation as well. For now.
No.357146
No.359521
I ordered my first skirt and some stockings and they're coming tomorrow. I really hope the skirt fits me. I want to get full outfits soon. For the first time in a long time I feel like I'll be truly happy.
I think I'll get some panties next. I just need find a way to hide and wash this stuff and not get caught. My folks don't snoop, but if I make a stupid mistake like mix my girl stuff in the laundry and forgot to switch them over and my mom so happens to move my stuff out of the dryer to find my girl stuff I'm fucked. I feel it's worth the risk if this makes me feel better.
I'd post pics when it comes, but I can't pull off the trap look at all. I just want to do this to feel happy again.
anyone have any advice on getting outfits that will fit? Sadly I have a manly build and broad shoulders. I was looking at school girl outfits.
No.361065
Made 2 new orders so about a week from now I'll give an opinion.
Was just going to get the fleshlight knock-off but alone there would be $5 shipping, but free shipping for $5 or more.
I'd like to think it will be the last time I order any sex toys.
No.361066
Had to order a new release plate and tripod after I took a nasty fall a snapped my old one. Thankfully my camera is okay (=_=‘)
No.361133
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>>350280
I just got this shirt and skirt in the mail today
No.361136
>>361134
nah, looking for someone to tell me the truth, but fuck you I like my glasses. I'll end up putting full effort when I move out from my parents basement.
No.361144
>>361134
Easy isn't it? Practically berating someone without posting yourself as reference material.
Lets see your ass do better, mate.
I've given up on /cuteboys/ having community cohesion ever again. I don't even know why I'm still posting here.
Guess I gotta let >>361136 know they're not that bad.
This is why I fucking hate you brits. All stick up their ass and no decency.
No.361145
>>361144
I feel like my relatively unsalty reply made him realize how much of an ass he made of himself.
No.361146
>>361145
Having a shit day really lowers your BS tolerance…
Anyhow, where can I get more of your pictures?
No.361147
>>361146
My tumblr hellosmokingfish, it's where I dump photos in to get the attention whore out of me.
No.361177
No.361183
>>352781
link me to this! i want :3
No.361184
I want to get stockings/garter belt next. Or a corset… idk someone advise me on what to buy. Currently have a few anal/oral toys and sexy (open ass) panties, but not much in the way of lingerie. Suggestions appreciated! :3
No.361216
>>361184
Get stripped thigh highs instead they're far cuter.
No.361238
Okay I had to slow down. I bought 3 skirts, 3 pairs of panties and 5 pairs of stockings along with arm sleeves. Dressing up is so much fun. Now I'm debating on getting a maid outfit or a school girl outfit. I also want a butt plug, but I've never put anything in my butt. How small should I get?
>>361216
Stripped stockings are amazing. I love them, but I also love my solid black ones. I'm going to order more soon. Fuck this stuff is addicting. Why do girls get all the fun stuff?
No.361264
>>361238
Once you buy stuff online, you can't fucking stop… I'm still there.
No.361294
>>361264
Don't gotta tell me twice. I was looking at stuff and tabbing items for 2 hours. What am I doing? I can't leave my room dressed in this stuff and to put a whole maid outfit on to need to take it off the 200 times I'm called to the door. It's a good thing this makes me feel so good or it would not be worth the effort I go to making sure I'm not found out.
No.361421
>>361238
You should get butt plug beginner kit. They're under $20 and go from really small to medium. After medium plug get dildo.
No.361422
No.361484
>>361421
How much lube will I need for those? the most I do is finger myself in the shower with 1 finger.
>>361422
what?
No.361495
>>361484
Most of them come with Lube. But as a beginner try to get at least a 10 oz bottle, that lasted me two years about.
No.361500
>>361484
What skirts did you get
No.361785
>>361484
What skirts did you get
No.361789
>>354639
It's actually just too small for you.
Don't order from japanese sites with sizes meant for 4 feet tall women unless they have 2L or higher. 2L = Swedish S which should be almost the same in Germany. Try buying from Bodyline if you want a cheap seifuku, they have a site specifically for westerners.
Try losing weight as well to lose some of that bulky look.
Mine is a bit too large for me but I didn't want to take any chances after I had to give the previous one I bought to my asian female friend.
No.361839
>>361065
I have now used both of them.
The prostate messager was kind of OK.
Arrived in a very very very cheap sandwhich bag inside of a crushed and opened box.
Took a tripple-A and didn't come with one.
It was however the big sticker that says Made in China that felt like the biggest sign that I had made a mistake for some reason.
I don't like cockrings it turns out and I don't understand why a thing would be made that when worn correctly moves it further away from
what it is supposed to message???
Also the button on the vibe part is perpetually in the ON position so the only real on/off switch is turning the cap completely on or slightly not.
It is good if you just forgo the ring part.
The stroker cup was worth every penny to me.
It came with a little dinky bullet vibe you are supposed to put in it.
I didn't bother since despite using 3 little batteries that came with it, it is vastly more powerful, but more importantly loud.
Don't know what else to say about the cup aside that it feels really really good.
No.362918
>>361839
Upon using it a 2nd time the massager suddenly fixed itself and has multiple settings.
No.362993
What's a good place to order butt stuff? I'm hesitating to use my amazon even though I already buy girl clothes there.
No.363000
>>354544
I think you look cute, well done triggering all the whiny faggots who don't like when people learn about other ideologies
No.363365
>>361789
I litteraly just ordered this becouse of your cute pic.
I can't wait to wear this in public with the excuse of halloween.