/cuteboys/ - Boypussy

>bug chaser

>fat and hairy

>glory holes and fuck parties

>wants an 'open' relationship

>Really very nice guy

>Attractive, you share interests, have good conversation ect.

>Is a million miles away

>Is extremely suicidal

>kills himself

That'd probably be one of the worst sorts of a situation one could reasonably get into.

>>346262

That is indeed horrible. I hope you didn't have to go through something like that.

>fatty with a small penis

>doesn't have an open mind

>doesn't want to go out

>only talks through sex pics

>"let me see ass"

>>346262

Please don't be who I think you are.

>>346237

>fat

>dark skin

>one of those boring types who just get upset at offensive jokes instead of competing to be even more edgy than each other

>sleeps around and thinks sex is "no big deal"

>attention whore

>smokes

>drinks

>does any form of recreational drug

>super emotional/serious to the point of being impossible to joke around with

>cannot into banter

>"non-mongamist"/cheater

>>346280

Pretty much agree with all of that.

>>346297

Especially the first one. This people tend to be really toxic.

All in all, this sums it up almost perfectly for me. Only thing that is missing for me is guys with facial and body hair, balding guys, religious guys and traps.

>>346373

Lemme guess… you are top.

Most of bottoms like men with facial hair. My ex bf used to hate when i shave.

I hate egoful prideful people (i am kinda prideful tho)

>>346389

Switcher and I keep it shaved.

I expect the same of my partner.

Thanks for reminding me that I need to add No bottoms or tops on my list.

Seems so, but I do know a few femboy bottoms who seek out femboy tops. Poor bastards. It's already pretty hard finding what I'm looking for and I can only guess how much of a pain in the ass it must be for them.

>drama queens

>fat / hairy

>close minded / uneducated

>unable to handle their finances

>people who get angry easily / overly emotional

>stds

>only like vanilla sex (what's the point?)

I prefer reasonable people. Drama queens are the worst to me.

>>346394

It's very often the people who claim to hate drama to be ones causing it. Those are also often women, so I'm going to assume you are being sincere right now and aren't a hypocrite. Still, it's a legitimate deal breaker, if you ask me.

>>346398

believe me , I used to hava a drama boyfriend for 3 years. It was pure pain. Every day. I endured it for too long, never wanna experience that again.

>>346626

>Invariably depressed

>Invariably clingy and sappy

What if I'm right-wing but also all of these?

>>346237

Good question. Worst guy for me would have to be normalfags who can't understand any referemces, have no taste or culture, and who talk about football incessantly. That personality would be a nightmare to date.

>>346237

I'm pretty simple when it comes to who's the worst.

>Sleeps around too much

>Has had too many partners

>Can't take a joke

>Has HIV/AIDS or just any STD

>Fat

>Is unwilling at all to change their mind on anything, especially anything political

>Stupid

People being suicidal or drama whores doesn't really affect me. I just carry the personal motto of "If someone is hungry for attention & I can't give them enough as their lover then I've failed" or "If someone wants to die & I can't fix that then I've failed as their lover" & so on. But I won't claim to be responsible for degenerates & retards who twist & ruin the beauties of this world.

The other one of my old threads reapearing, for whatever reason.

>>366242

I can agree with that, however it would not even be necessary to mention it, since the kind of boyfriend I want couldn't have that kind of personality.

>>366353

Why would you want to do this yourself? You can't save people who can't save themselves. Chances are, they would drag you down rather than let you lift them up. Then again, you have probably decided that this is no problem for you.

The red flags you listed are, however, true.

>>366533

This is an especially shitty situation, because if you simply gave up on him, you would come off as an ungrateful bastard.

In the end, you know damn well that this is not going to change anytime soon, if at all. It's kind of hard to think of a solution that is going to make either of you happy.

Condescending as it sounds, but I'm glad I'm not in your shoes. My life seems like a fucking walk in the park and yet I'm rarely happy, but that is my own doing.

>>366529

I have a strong sense of duty when it comes to the idea of love. Even a lost cause seems like something worth dedicating a large portion of my time & life towards if it's for someone I care about. Plus, I'd rather try & fail on something that seems impossible then to not try & just watch it crash and burn, the latter would just break my heart.

>>346626

>I am a failure and a virgin

>leftists must be at fault

/pol/yps should go and stay go

>>366573

>misrepresenting someone's points & telling them what they must be based on your own feelings & subjective view of them.

I know marxists can't help but see the world through the lens of make believe and their naive inexperience, but at least try to be a decent human being.

>>366554

I guess you're the type of person who finds happiness in helping others. If you found someone who shared your sense of duty and love though, then you'd probably have a perfect, strong, mutually re-enforcing relationship. That's probably stating the obvious though.

>>366579

You hit the nail right on the head. I've given up on trying to find anyone though. The last person I dated was very cold in their parting with me & before that, the first time I dated anyone, I couldn't work up the courage to do anything more than hug them because I'm so autistic.

Oh well, I can just sit back, relax & improve myself.

>think this is a new thread

>start typing my list

>scroll down a bit

>realize i just typed up exactly what i already posted here 6 months ago

Stop bumping dead threads you faggots.

Worst bf imo is someone who never takes any responsibility for anything.

>bbc slut

>looks like a man

>ridiculous cleft chin

>open relationship slut

>too needy

>too social, talks to a million people at the same time

i mean that's pretty much it

>>368105

Does a large pointy chin count as a "cleft chin"? "Cleft chin" and "too needy" rule me out tbh

>tfw could've been super super cute if my chin wasn't so big

>>368111

Stirnerite detected

Also checked

>>368105

Sounds like my ex. Except for the bbc part. His only rule was no blacks. Though when he found out I was mixed I could tell it turned him on/he thought it was quaint.